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The cameras are rolling but the screen is black. The lights switch on and the picture if filled with the face and mask of La Flama Blanca. "Ask A Luchador" appears over his head.
La Flama Blanca: Hola mis amigos! Welcome to another episode of “Ask A Luchador” hosted by The Luchador himself, La Flama Blanca. It’s good to be here, it’s good to be back! Thank you for tuning in!

The Cruiserweight sits on his customary leather couch as he scratches at his forearm cast.

La Flama Blanca: This thing gets so itchy sometimes... Anyway...Tonight’s show is sponsored by Smith and Forge’s Hard Cider. Honestly, one of the best ciders around. Pick some up and watch the UTA. Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook. On to the show. Questions, from you, the fans! First question, Voice Over Guy!

Voice Over: Todd from Tuscon, Arizona wants to know ,"Do you trust anyone with your life?"

La Flama Blanca: No, I don't. Next!

Voice Over: Mary from Troy, New York wants to know, "What cheers you up?"

Blanca pauses for a few seconds and puts his right hand to his face and taps at his masks and ponders.

La Flama Blanca: Kicking people in the face. That seems to do the trick. Next question!

Voice Over: Ned from Richmond, Virginia wants to know, "Have you ever tipped a cow?"

La Flama Blanca: Why would you ask me that? Makes sense a guy named Ned would ask that... Beat nuts... all of you. Next question Voice Over Guy.

Voice Over: Russ from Long Beach, California wants to know, "What do you think Victoria's secret is?"

The Luchador shakes his head and puts his left hand to his face in shear amazement.

La Flama Blanca: She poops at parties? I don't know... Next.

Voice Over: Orlando from Orlando, Florida wants to know, "Bacon or Ham?"

La Flama Blanca: Bacon! The answer is always Bacon!

The sound echoes through the home of La Flama Blanca. Blanca looks around his home. He regains his composure and on with the show.

La Flama Blanca: It is though... That guy's name is Orlando and he lives in Orlando, Florida... Amazing... It's the time in the show for the Did You Know? Fact of the Day... Did you know that there are more dead people on Facebook than there are living in Australia. It is estimatted that over Thirty-Three million Facebook profiles belong to the deceased, and many of their pages still operate as memorials. That's an interesting fact. More questions!

Voice Over: Stan from Denver, Colorado wants to know, "Would you be willing to eat a bowl of crickets for Forty Thousand Dollars?"

La Flama Blanca: No... Next!

Voice Over: Gerald from Des Moines, Iowa wants to know, "What's the worst injury you ever had?"

La Flama Blanca: Probably the shoulder injury before coming into the UTA. It took damn close to a year and has been better the last few months. I was not One Hundred Percent when I came into the UTA... and look at me now.

The Luchador holds up his left arm with the cast. He shakes his head.

La Flama Blanca: Next question, por favor.

Voice Over: Daphney from El Paso,Texas wants to know, "List someone you know and describe them in Five words."

La Flama Blanca: Haa! Let me think for a second... Madman Szalinski. Five words... ready? Crappy, soft, lucky, crazy and... unpredictable. That's all the time we have, tune in next time. Hasta la vista!