|WARPED56 - 7/29/12 - Clear Lake, IA - Surf Ballroom|
THE ELITE DUOS TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT - NIGHT SIX
WARPED Wrestling, after nearly 2 1/2 years, will finally introduce a third championship - the Tag Team Championship. After giving out an open invitation to teams in or out of WARPED, we've got our elite eight selected. While some teams were randomly paired by WARPED Booker, PKA, other teams were already established.
In this Elite Duos series, it's all about the victory and pure wrestling skill. Submission and pinfall victories get you the most points(3 and 2, respectfully), while a time limit draw, signifying that neither team could defeat the other in the alloted 15 minutes, earns 1 point for each team. A DQ victory will not garner you any added points, but the team that gets DQ'd will be docked 1 point for unsportsmanlike conduct. No points will be docked if a team loses via pinfall, submission, or countout.
Carnival Connection vs. Drug Money Inc
Also on WARPED 56, the impressive Cade Wylie takes on AJ Fairchild in singles action.
|WARPED56 - 7/29/12 - Clear Lake, IA - Surf Ballroom|
Before The Show Begins
Beside the Surf Ballroom The Carnival Connection exit their eco-friendly bus in their color coordinated masks, Ribera Steakhouse jackets, tear away pants, and wrestling boots. A cloud of smoke billows from the tour bus as they cough. They approach the wrestler entrance of the Surf Ballroom and are overheard speaking to each other..
Douglas Fresh: “So, what do you think bro?”
Mr. Rottentreats: “It’s a chance to get more points, but damn. I’m not trying to risk my life, let alone my career tonight, ya know?”
Douglas Fresh: “I’m down to shoot if you are..”
Mr. Rottentreats: We’re gonna have to little bro, the sooner we get this shit over the better.
The Carnival Connection enter the building and the door slams behind them.
REACTIONS - (SWITCHBLADE) 1 Week Ago
*As the boos continue to emanate from the arena, SwitchBlade shoves the curtains aside and walks up to the camera. No smile. No witty response. Just a dead stare into the camera.*
SwitchBlade: "Andy...Hugo...you two little shits have NO IDEA what you just did tonight. You just ruined something big. Something that was meant to be special for not just me, but for the Warped fans. You took what I worked so hard to earn. So this is what's going to happen."
*He takes a deep breath*
SwitchBlade: "Next week, i'm going to kick your asses. I don't care if it causes a disqualification. I don't care if I get taken out of the tournament. I don't care if I wind up in jail. I will break you. I will make you bleed. I will make you regret your actions tonight. And then the week after that, i'm going to do it all over again. And i'll keep going until there's nothing left. You wanted to fuck with me? You wanted to get noticed? Well congratulations, boys. You're both going to be famous for having been on the receiving end of the biggest ass whooping in Warped Wrestling history!
That's not a promise. That's not a guarantee...that's destiny!
*SwitchBlade shoves the camera out of the way and storms off.*
REACTIONS - (CADE WYLIE) 1 Week Ago
:: Two broken and beaten wrestlers stumble across the camera's view just long enough to recognize them. The men are Michael Eros and Project: Revolution, who suffered a defeat by newcomer Cade Wylie just minutes prior. As they slowly make their way through the exit, the victor of the three-way opening match on Warped 55 is seen walking toward the camera. Sweaty, sore, and fatigued; Wylie is seen with a smirk as he stops and speaks. ::
Cade Wylie: "You know, I didn't have the greatest expectations for my opponents - and while they didn't exceed them, I wish someone would have told me one of the guys was 6'7. That was quite the surprise...
:: Wylie chuckles for a moment. ::
Wylie: "But regardless, that's the way I like the start things off here at Warped. People back here may look at me as nothing but a 'guest star', but did you hear those fans? Nothing screams 'staying power' like the sound of that crowd after making two bigger men shrink before me.
...I think I like this place."
:: Wylie cracks a wide smile and gives a small salute to the camera as he walks out of view. ::
Singles Match - Cade Wylie vs. AJ Fairchild
Note: Due to time restraints and needing to get this show up immediately before the next show on Tuesday, and the fact that AJ did not roleplay, there will be no match. Apologies to Cade Wylie and everyone who was interested in reading this.
Winner: Cade Wylie via pinfall in quick fashion.
REACTIONS - (...) 1 Week Ago
Into the frame walks The Carnival Connection, wearing their maroon and gray WARPED hockey jerseys, matching Zubas, and their bags slung over their shoulders.
Mr. Rottentreats: I'm a little perplexed, superplexed if you weel.
Douglas Fresh: Why's that bro?
Mr. Rottentreats: This tournament is called the Elite Duos is it not?
Douglas Fresh: That's what we were told!
Mr. Rottentreats: Where the hell are these Elite Duos? Stone and Felon?
Douglas Fresh: Mediocre at best!
Mr. Rottentreats: The Untouchables?
Douglas Fresh: Who?
Mr. Rottentreats: Exactly! Next week we've got Drug Money.
Douglas Fresh: We always have drug mon..
Mr. Rottentreats: The so called tag team, not actual Drug Money, and with their stats so far, they'll be looking to make a trip to the pay window at our expense!
Douglas Fresh: Maple Leaf Stale Farts, don't think for one second you're going to distract us!
Mr. Rottentreats: Besides, before you think about trying to distract us, why don't you keep a tag team partner longer than a month! As for the rest of ya's! I think you hear us knocking..
Douglas Fresh: And you best believe we're coming in!
Elite Duos Match - Carnival Connection vs. Drug Money Inc
The scene fades in as both teams are in the ring after the entrance of Carnival Connection. After a little discussion, Douglash Fresh goes to the apron as Mr. Rottentreats looks to start. Blake Blomberg steps forward to face him. Treats fires the first shot...a chop to the chest. The crowd 'WOO!' with it, as Treats hits another couple before Blomberg boots him in the gut. Blomberg whips Treats to the corner, and follows in with a stiff clothesline. Staggering out, Treats walks into another clothesline, which puts him down. Blomberg tags out to Villano VI, who comes in with eyes set on Treats.
Tony D: "The masked Villano VI entering now with his sights set on Mr. Rottentreats."
Kris Red: "Do you have any idea how Treats' face is holding up? I tried asking him a few weeks ago at the bar but then he just started mumbling incoherently."
Tony D: "I uh, don't know."
Villano VI strolls over to Treats, but as he gets there, Treats leaps up to his feet and nails a springing superkick! Villano VI staggers back a step, as Treats leaps up to the top rope backwards. Gaining his balance, he flips back and lands across Villano VI's shoulder with a moonsault... ...however, Villano VI is able to catch him, and hit a BIG front powerslam! Quickly hooking the leg, Villano VI goes for the cover...1...2...kickout. Stomps from Villano VI quickly connect with Mr. Rottentreats's chest, before Villano pulls him up. Irish whip into the corner, and Villano follows in. Treats gets the feet up into the jaw to stop him. Villano VI stumbles back, as Treats comes forward with a flurry of kicks to the chest.
Kris Red: "Mr. Rottentreats coming forward with those educated feet!"
Villano VI tries to block, but can't. Running to the ropes, Treats comes back with a clothesline...taking Villano VI down. He gets back up.. Treats tries it again...and takes him down. Again Treats goes to the ropes as Villano rises...but Blomberg sticks a knee out for Treats to run into! Mr. Rottentreats complains to the referee, as Villano VI nails Treats with a big boot to the jaw. Quick cover...1...2....two count only.
Tony D: "That illegal knee from Blomberg seems to have slowed Treats down for a moment..."
Kris Red: "It was great teamwork."
Tony D: "Great team-work? It was an illegal knee."
Kris Red: "It's only illegal when the referee sees it."
Villano VI tags back in Blomberg. Treats starts to crawl towards Douglash Fresh, but Blake grabs him by the foot and pulls him away. Back up, Treats tries to punch him away, but Blomberg boots him in the gut. He then hooks both arms and brings him up and down to the mat with a Tiger Suplex! As Treats's body bounces off the mat, Blomberg follows it up quickly with a big legdrop across the throat. Blomberg makes a cover...1...Douglash Fresh enters the ring, and pulls Blomberg up. Angrily, Blomberg swings at Fresh, but the Juggalo ducks, and clotheslines him out of his boots!
Kris Red: "Now that's illegal. The ref should be calling for the bell."
Tony D: "The referee using some discretion on that situation."
Blomberg gets up staggered, and stumbles to his corner. Villano VI tags himself in, and goes after Treats. Pulling him up, Villano hits a short arm clothesline, holding onto the arm and pulling Treats up for a second. Again he pulls him up, and hits a third short arm clothesline in succession. The dazed Treats lays face down on the mat as Villano VI looks over at Sir Douglash Fresh, and gives him a taunting smile.
Kris Red: "Poor Mr. Rottentreats needs a tag!"
Going back over to Treats, Villano VI drives a boot into the head before tagging back in his Drug Money partner. Together they irish whip Treats into the ropes, and wait for him to come back. Drug Money Inc go for a double flapjack, but Mr. Rottentreats manages to land on his feet, but gets nailed with a double clothesline by Drug Money Inc!
Tony D: "Amazing athleticism from Mr. Rottentreats but he gotten taken down there!"
Blomberg pulls Treats up to his feet and hits a stiff knee to the gut. Treats is doubled over, as Blomberg runs off the ropes and drives his boot into the side of the head. Another cover is made...1...2.....two count! Blomberg angrily glares at the referee, before again pulling up Treats. He suddenly thrusts away though, and catches Blomberg with a roundhouse kick. Shurgging it off, Blomberg hits another knee, before whipping him into the ropes. Treats baseball slides under a big boot attempt, and scrambles towards his corner. Blomberg manages to catch him though, and lock on a waistlock. Using his strength, Blomberg carries Rottentreats across the ring, and allows Villano to tag in.
Tony D: "There's that strength advantage again...the advantage that has meant Sir Douglas Fresh has not been into this match yet."
Drug Money Inc whip Rottentreats to the ropes, and go for another double clothesline. He ducks, and Drug Money Inc set up a double back elbow. Before it hits, Treats dives forward...and takes both of Drug Money Inc down with a double bulldog, as the fans erupt!
Tony D: "What a counter by Mr. Rottentreats! Beautiful...and can he now make the tag?"
The crowd are solidly behind Treats, as he starts to crawl to the corner. Douglash Fresh has his hand outstretched, as the fans shout encouragement from the crowd. Drug Money Inc start to regroup...but Treats manages to tag! Douglash Fresh comes in, fired up. A clothesline knocks down Villano VI, and another clothesline knocks down Blomberg. Fresh picks up the illegal man Blomberg and throws him to the outside of the ring, before going after Villano. Both men start throwing right hands, but it's Dougie Fresh who gets the advantage with a flurry of rights. Villano VI gets backed up into the corner, allowing Fresh to hit a big clothesline in the corner. Irish whipping Villano VI into the corner, Fresh starts to follow. Blomberg rolls back in though, and swings with a clothesline. Fresh ducks though and irish whips Blomberg into Villano VI. With Drug Money Inc stacked up in the corner, Fresh charges...and hits a big flying overhand chop to Blake Blomberg! He goes down and Douglas Fresh grabs Villano and hits a One Armed Body Slam on him!
Kris Red: "This is amazing!
Tony D: "Sir Douglas Fresh is dominating Drug Money!"
Blake Blomberg is up and staggers backwards into a clothesline into the back of the head. Meanwhile Douglas grabs the legs of Villano VI and looks around and the crowd cheers as they know what's coming! He then starts the Giant Swing!
Tony D: "Round and round he goes!"
Kris Red: "I'm getting dizzy just watching this ninja spin!"
Swing swing swing and then release! Douglas Fresh gets a little stagger going tryin to get his wits about him but Villano is down. The crowd explode! Blomberg is back up though, and nails Fresh from behind. Whipping Fresh off the ropes, he charges forward looking for a clothesline. Fresh ducks, and comes back...with a flying shoulder tackle! Meanwhile, Mr. Rottentreats rolls back in. He applies a cravate, looking to set something up. Villano manages to flip Treats over with a hip toss, though... Treats lands on his feet however, applies a cravate and hits a Cravate Suplex!
Kris Red: "Impressive!"
Drug Money are both down! Fresh and Treats exchange a wary look. Blomberg manages to get to his feet, but Douglas Fresh meets him coming...
Tony D: "Running Dropkick!"
The crowd are going wild, as Mr. Rottentreats climbs up to the top rope. Blomberg begins to get to his feet...as Treats dives off the top, and hits a missle dropkick! Fresh meanwhile nails Villano VI with a lariat, as Drug Money Inc are being rocked. Treats hits a clothesline on Blomberg, and goes for another...but runs straight into a big boot. Blomberg throws Treats out onto the apron, and goes after Fresh. Fresh sees him coming and hits a boot, before setting Blomberg up for a suplex. Fresh just about manages to get him up, before Villano VI pounces from behind with a double axehandle. Fresh turns around slowly...and and gets whipped to the ropes by Villano... but Dougie holds onto the ropes! Villano charges but he gets kicked in the face. Blomberg walks over seeing this...and Fresh nails a HUGE clothesline!
Tony D: "You can't ever count out Douglas Fresh it seems!"
Both members of Drug Money Inc are down, as quickly Fresh begins to climb to the top rope. Blomberg manages to get to his feet, but suddenly Treats is up. Leaping to the apron, he nails Blomberg with a springboard hurricanrana! Blomberg is caught, as meanwhile Fresh comes flying off the top...NAILING the Jumping Knee Drop from the top turnbuckle on Villano VI!
Tony D: "Jumping Knee Drop from the top turnbuckle from Fresh! Villano VI has got to be out!"
Meanwhile, Blake Blomberg has reached the ropes to pull himself after that rana moments ago. Fresh across the ring makes the cover, as Blomberg pushes away Treats...1...2.....th..Villano VI BREAKS THE COUNT!
Kris Red: "Great teamwork again."
Tony D: "Had it not been for Blomberg, this match would be "over.
Sir Douglas Fresh gets back to his feet, under a barrage of rights from Blomberg. Pushing Blomberg back a few steps, Fresh gets a running start, before hitting a football tackle that takes Blomberg off his feet, knocking the wind out of him. Instinctively he gets up...and gets clotheslined to the outside of the ring!
Tony D: "Douglas Fresh!"
As Fresh walks back over to Villano VI, Treats brushes past him. Charging to the ropes, Treats flies through the ropes with a suicide dive to a HUGE roar from the crowd!!!
Kris Red: "Mr. Rottentreats putting his body on the liiiiiine!"
Douglas Fresh gets taken from behind by Villano VI after momentarily keeping an eye on his partner's high flying. Quickly he nails a boot to the gut, and looks to set up Fresh for El Cheque de Pago(Omega Driver). He raises his arm in the air...allowing Douglas time to counter with a hip toss. Villano VI gets back to his feet, as Fresh waits...and nails a kick to the gut followed by an Inverted Facelock Brainbuster!
Tony D: "Raw Deal Buster!"
He then brings him back to his feet and applies the doubleunderhook and lifts him up and hits the backbreaker!
Kris Red: "Welcome to the Carnival Muthafacko!"
Tony D: "Watch your mouth!"
He then grabs the legs and locks in the Carnival Crab!
Tony D: "The Carnival Crab is locked in!! His knee is going into the small fo the back adding pressure!!"
Mr. Rottentreats slides into the ring, guarding Douglas Fresh. Blomberg goes to slide in but Treats kicks him and Villano must tap out!
Kris Red: "What a match! Three points!"
The bell sounds and the fans pop! Treats and Douglas Fresh embrace in the ring and put their arms in the air! Gimme Back My Bullets by Lynyrd Skynyrd plays.
Randy Long: "Here are your winners, via submission and scoring three points - The Carnival Connection!"
Carnival Connection continue their celebration.
Match Time: 9:29
REACTIONS - (MAPLE LEAF STRIKE FORCE) 1 Week Ago
The Maple Leaf Strike Force walk up to The camera.
Hugo: First off Starrzoe And Crowbar what happen to was business that is All. Look lets face if you two had your heads out of your asses then you would of thought of this before us. Also you two are signal wrestlers stay out of our yard.
Hugo: Now to everybody upset with what we did you All can go suck our balls we did what we had to do to make sure we win this.
Andy steps up.
Andy: Yhere is one team left that even comes close to beening a threat And thst is those so called Clowns. Well I seem to have a partner that is sticking around. We have beaten everybody All you two retards have done is clean up our scapes brfore you statt bragging beat a real team for noe back off our nuts you cant hang with us!
They walk off.
REACTIONS - (STARR) 1 Week Ago
Alexander StarrZoë appears before the camera, adjusting the zoom until it meets nothing more than his eyes, black and cold, before forcing it to zoom out, meeting the glare on Starr's face. "I thought this was over, I thought it was done," Starr says, still sweating from the match, dressed in his ring attire still. "I heard what SwitchBlade said earlier and I stand by it 100%. Fuck the rest of this tournament, fuck the tag team titles if that's what it comes to, Andy, Hugo, you just lit a fucking fire you'll never put out."
StarrZoë sighs, shaking his head, a distant and lost look on his face; "not in your wildest dreams will you ever be able to contain the monster you just unleashed. You ruined something that means more to this company, to me, to SwitchBlade, to Wallace, and to Crowbar more than you ever will to anyone on the face of this planet, including your own parents. After the loss you dealt Crowbar and I, I figured once the tournament was over, I would issue a challenge to you Andy, but now that you've decided to cross boundaries like this, I'll be surprised if you live to see the end of this tournament. You two assholes just fucked with four of the most dominate forces in this profession; all four of us may be looking to get the upper hand, but we all respect each other enough to know when something is bad for business and you two are bad for fucking business. I'll happily stand shoulder to shoulder with Switchy and Wallace, as will Crowbar, next week, if it means the last of you fuckers. You made your bed, now lie in it."
StarrZoë walks off, still shaking his head
Elite Duos Match - The Untouchables vs. Maple Leaf Strike Force
Note: Due to time restraints and needing to get this show up immediately before the next show on Tuesday, and the fact that The Untouchables did not roleplay, there will be no match. Apologies to MLSF and everyone who was interested in reading this.
Winner: Maple Leaf Strike Force via submission in under 2 minutes, destroying The Untouchables. Hugo Strange uses The Candian Deathlock: Strecth Muffler to make Aaron Ward tap out.
As Maple Leaf celebrate their win, the lights suddenly go out.
Kris Red: Uh oh! I don't like it when the lights go out, Tony D! That can only mean trouble!
Tony D: You have a point. Anything can happen in the dark.
The lights come back on and Andy and Hugo are down! Standing over them are Mr. Rottentreats and "Sir" Douglas Fresh.
Kris Red: It's the Carnival Connection! They just laid out Maple Leaf Strike Force!
Tony D: Last week Strike Force made an appearance during their match, and it looks like they wanted to return the "favor" this week.
*Treats and Fresh exit the ring and head to the back. As they do, another figure emerges past the curtain and runs past Treats and Fresh. They look back and discover, along with the fans, that it's none other than SwitchBlade.*
Kris Red: Wha-SwitchBlade!?
Tony D: Oh dear lord. SwitchBlade's getting in there with the very team that cost him the match he always wanted.
SwitchBlade slides into the ring as the fans go berserk. Andy and Hujo are just now starting to get to their feet and they don't realize who is in the ring with them. They turn around, and SwitchBlade doesn't hesitate to knock Andy down with a clothesline. Hugo attacks SwitchBlade with a forearm to the head and knocks him into the ropes. He whips SwitchBlade across the ring and on the return SwitchBlade catches him with a kick to the head followed by a dropkick that sends him into the ropes. SwitchBlade runs forward and clotheslines Hugo out of the ring. He goes after Andy, but Andy rolls out of the ring and retreats with his partner. The fans boo as the MLSF get away and SwitchBlade is left in the ring.
Tony D: And SwitchBlade only gets a tiny piece as Maple Leaf leaves to fight another day.
Kris Red: It's smart thinking, Tony D. They don't have anything to prove to SwitchBlade or the fans.
Hugo screams out for a mic and one is handed to him.
Hugo: Yes tonight this is our ring we own this. Each night of this tournament we have come out and told each and everyone of you that we are the best. Tonight we just proved it by keep this ring under the control of The Maple Leaf Strike Force. There is no team here to night that can beats, there is no body out in the crowd that can beat us we are The greatest tag team ever!
Hugo hands The mic over to Andy.
Andy: We are past getting over looked we have just grabbed WARPED by The throat and made it notice us. We are The talk of The workd of Wrestling, We are The futue of WARPED. If there is anybody back in The back want to step up And get their teeth knocked out !
As Andy and Hugo back away, their focus still on SwitchBlade, they don't realize that a certain partner of SwitchBlade is stepping through the curtain and walking towards them. Once the fans realize, they cheer.
Tony D: Uh oh...
Kris Red: Oh no! Turn around, guys!
They do turn around, but it's too late and William Wallace is starring them down. Andy and Hugo, knowing that two is better than one, go to take their chances on Wallace...until StarrZoe and Crowbar emerge from backstage behind Wallace.
Tony D: Oh my God!
Kris Red: StarrZoe! Crowbar! They're standing with Wallace! Tony D: I think this was all planned out, Kris. This was the "revenge" SwitchBlade talked about.
SwitchBlade, still in the ring, points at the Maple Leaf Strike Force and gestures for them to be put back in the ring. StarrZoe, Crowbar and Wallace happily oblige as they pummel Andy and Hugo. The MLSF members runs back and slide into the ring once to find themselves facing SwitchBlade once more. They try to leave again, but Wallace, StarrZoe and Crowbar all enter the ring at the same time and block their way out.
Tony D: They've surrounded them! And the fans are going crazy!
Kris Red: It was nice knowing them.
On SwitchBlade's command, all four superstars rush Andy and Hugo and start kicking and punching them down to the mat. Andy and Hugo are down and out once more, and SwitchBlade decides to go a bit further. He picks up Andy and hits an Implant DDT. Wallace grabs Hugo and hits the Freedom Drop! StarrZoe goes to the nearest turnbuckles and climbs to the top. Once in position, StarrZoe gives The Rising Starr to Andy! Hugo uses the ropes to get to his feet, turns around, and Crowbar catches him with the KFO!
Kris Red Andy and Hugo are being annihilated! Somebody stop this!
Tony D: SwitchBlade warned us this would happen, but I think they're overdoing it. They've learned their lesson, now let them go!
SwitchBlade exits the ring, goes over to the timekeeper's position and grabs a steel chair.
Kris Red: Or not...
Tony D: What more can they do?
He throws the chair in the ring. He does this two more times, then takes a chair with him into the ring. Wallace, StarrZoe and Crowbar grab the chairs thrown towards them. All four men are back in the ring, and their raise their chairs over the bodies of Andy and Hugo. On the count of three, Wallace and SwitchBlade smash their chairs onto Andy's back while StarrZoe and Crowbar hit Hugo's legs. They continue to whack the tag team with chairs over and over again until Andy and Hugo stop moving. Eventually the four men stop and, upon looking at the destruction they caused, nod in agreement and drop their chairs. They all exit the ring at the same time as the fans continue to cheer them on even after their ruthless behavior. Some EMTs rush down to the ring to check on Andy and Hugo
Tony D: Wow...I...I dunno what to make of what we just witnessed.
Kris Red: It was like watching a gang beat down rivals who walked into the wrong neighborhood, Tony D!
Tony D: I believe the message has been sent to Maple Leaf, and I can only hope that they're still able to compete on Tuesday!
Immediately After - Backstage
The Carnival Connection slowly back their way through the curtain after witnessing the carnage that just happened in the ring. They turn and see the camera man and Mr. Rottentreats begins to speak.
Mr. Rottentreats: “Another historic night here in the Surf Ballroom courtesy of the Wicked Clowns of WARPED! We lit the fuse, and we watched the Bang! Pow! Boom! Unfold before our very eyes. Funny what a couple of sleeper holds will do isn’t it!
Douglas Fresh: There’s no school, like the old school, ninja!
Mr. Rottentreats: Speaking of school, I believe The Moose Lodge Fight Squad just learned their first important lesson. Don’t bring your conceited Canadian bitch asses from behind that curtain and try to take away from our matches!
Douglas Fresh: If you want to learn from the best damned tag team since peanut butter and jelly, there’s a perfect spot for you right here behind the curtain, where the ring crew belongs!
Mr. Rottentreats: See ya Tuesday Night fellas! Now get the fuck outta my face camera jockey!
Elite Duos Match - SwitchBlade & William Wallace vs. Leon Stone & Midnight Felon
The bell sounds as William Wallace and Midnight Felon tie up. Wallace knees him in the gut and delivers a hard right. The blow from William sends Midnight Felon back into the ropes. Leon Stone enters the ring but SwitchBlade comes at him. Stone charges forward, only to be caught by a clothesline from SwitchBlade. As Stone rolls back to his feet, he walks right into a scoop slam from Wallace, followed by another from SwitchBlade the moment he’s back up again. Giving up and rolling out of the ring, Stone stares back at his opponents, while Felon, having stayed in the ropes the entire time, backs off and steps out of the ring as well.
Tony D: "Stone and Midnight Felon were caught off guard by SwitchBlade and Wallace."
Regrouping on the outside, Felon and Stone go over a few more details.
Kris Red: "Whatever they're talking about, I'm sure it's a genius plan."
Finally after hatching some sort of plan, the two part and move towards opposite sides of the ring, as both men slide in at the same time. Their entry is stopped, however, as SwitchBlade and Wallace immediately lay the boots to them, causing Stone & Felon to back out the way they came.
Tony D: "Well that plan didn't work out."
Deciding on a new plan, this time Midnight Felon and Leon stay at the same side of the ring, as both men make a move to slide into the ring at the same time. Except Midnight stops short as Leon slides under the rope, and the brunt of the attack is placed squarely on Stone’s back.
Tony D: "Midnight Felon just sacrificed his own teammate, but that may have given him the opening into the ring that he needed."
And indeed it did, as Felon quickly jumps into the ring while Wallace and SwitchBlade are occupied with Stone, immediately going for William.
Kris Red: "Finally some sort of teamwork from Stone and Midnight Felon. These two have been unable to get on the same page for weeks now."
Midnight Felon pummels Wallace with both fists, forcing the former Evolution Champion back into a corner as he fires back with shots of his own. Using the distraction caused by Felon and Wallace battling, Stone pushes SwitchBlade off him and gets to his feet, blocking a right hand and delivering a harsh chop of his own to the chest of SwitchBlade.
Tony D: "What a shot! You could hear the slap even above these screaming fans, and SwitchBlade’s hurting from that one."
Kris Red: "Leon Stone and Midnight Felon are taking it to SwitchBlade and Wallace! This is insane!"
In the corner, Midnight Felon wears William Wallace down enough with punches to back up and place his boot on the throat of the Scotsman, choking him out as the ref is helpless to do anything, but is trying to gain some order.
Tony D: "This isn't a tornado tag team match, yet these guys are out of control and going at it all at once!"
Trying to pry Midnight Felon’s boot from his neck with little success, Wallace decides to take the easy way out with a stomp to his supporting knee, causing him to drop his leg immediately. Hobbling back across the ring, Felon receives another kick to the left knee, before Stone takes out the back of Wallace’s right leg with a chop block after having dropkicked SwitchBlade over the top rope. Midnight Felon pushes Leon and says "bout time you did something right, kid!" and Leon doesn't look too pleased at this. The referee tells Leon Stone and Midnight Felon to figure out who's going to wrestle and one of them get on the apron!
Tony D: "They are risking disqualification!"
Kris Red: "SwitchBlade is risking getting knocked out. He hit the floor hard off that dropkick."
Not yet going down, Wallace starts to turn around when Midnight Felon suddenly drives a forearm into the side of his head. Felon tells Stone he's got this, get his ass to the apron. Leon Stone then kicks Wallace in the gut and plants him with a DDT! The ref gets in his face and Leon backs up, hands up like he did nothing wrong, as he gets through the ropes. Midnight Felon ignores his actions and continues on the assault as he brings Wallace to his feet.
Tony D: "Finally some justice being done here."
Kris Red: "The tension between Stone and Midnight Felon continues, though."
Midnight Felon grabs Wallace and whips him into the ropes. On the return, a clothesline. Wallace gets back up to his feet and does a clothesline to knock the big man off his feet. He then drops an elbow on Felon! He pulls him back to his feet, and lays in knife edge chops, driving him back to the ropes.
Tony D: "Wallace has turned this around instantly."
Wallace with an irish whip.. but Felon counters. He whips Wallace to where Leon Stone waits, and Stone hooks him for a suplex out of the ring but SwitchBlade comes around the ring and pulls Stone off the apron and delivers a right hand!
Tony D: "SwitchBlade with a little payback for Leon Stone!"
Midnight Felon brings William Wallace from the ropes and sets him up for a powerbomb but William Wallace backdrops him into the turnbuckles! Felon, grabbing his back, gets to his feet and Wallace pulls him in for a powerbomb and hits the Sitout Bomb!!
Tony D: "The Freedom Drop!!"
Wallace pulls him from the corner and hooks the leg!!!
Tony D: "One! Two! Hey wait.."
Wallace sits up.
Kris Red: "What's he...?"
He looks to SwitchBlade in the corner who has his arm out. SwitchBlade puts both hands up showing all ten fingers as Wallace pulls Midnight Felon to his feet and takes him to the corner and tags in SwitchBlade. He enters and Wallace says he's all yours and hurls him at him as SwitchBlade hits the ImplantDDT!
Kris Red: "I get it now!"
He then applies the Crucifix Neck Crank!!
Tony D: "Midnight Felon is about to Enter the Darkness!"
Leon Stone finds his way into the ring and goes to stop SwitchBlade but puts on the breaks. He gets down and says that he's tired of losing because of him and he's going to do this his way! "have fun" he says before leaving the ring and Midnight Felon starts to tap out!! The bell sounds!
Randy Long: "Here are your winners via submission, scoring three more points- William Wallace and the Evolution Champion, SwitchBlade!"
The fans pop as Finger Eleven blasts through the PA System. Leon Stone and Chelsea make their way up the aisle as Wallace and SwitchBlade watch him go, confused.
Tony D: "Wallace and SwitchBlade score three points, now putting them in second place tonight with 10 total! They're just ahead of the Carnival Connection and just behind the Maple Leaf Strike Force!"
Kris Red: "This is getting intense, Tony D! And how about Leon Stone sticking up for himself after the ridicule over the last month from Midnight Felon? But they've got another Elite Duos match on Tuesday! The final one! How will that work??"
Tony D: "Great question. Of course this Tuesday night in the final Elite Duos event, Stone and Felon will take on two men we'll see in action next, Starr and Crowbar, collectively known as The Filth and The Fury. So that should be a very interesting match."
Kris Red: "And speaking of up next, Cameron MacNichol and The Rough Ryder are Starr and Crowbar's opponents, and THEY will be facing SwitchBlade and Wallace on Tuesday. With their high scores, its clear that anyone can win Elite Duos!"
Match Time: 4:21
Backstage with Deja
Backstage in front of a plain, brick wall, we see the lovely "Executive's Assistant" Deja in her regular business attire with her giant breasts popping from her top. Nice. Beside her is WARPED reporter Austin Sanders who does his best to focus on her eyes.
Austin Sanders: "Miss Deja, you requested this time to speak. What is on your mind?"
Deja: "Well, Austin, it's pretty easy baby. You see, while PKA has been busy trying to resurrect his wrestling career with circus clowns and donkeys, I've been doing my job as Executive Assistant, and getting things done. Many people are wondering where Taurus Capone is, and why he's been messing around with our World Champion, Korrupt. Well, I've worked my ...powers... and I can confirm that Taurus will be live in Kansas City on Tuesday."
Austin Sanders: "Wow, this is great news!"
Deja: "It's about time somebody got things done around here. Thanks babe."
She gives him a kiss on the cheek and turns around and the camera shows PKA standing right there. She looks startled, but fixes her expression and smiles. She starts to speak but PKA puts his hand up.
PKA: "Save it."
PKA walks past her and heads down the hall as the rather awkward and tension-filled scene fades.
Main Event - Elite Duos Match: The Filth & The Fury vs. Cameron MacNichol & the Rough Ryder
Randy Long: : “The following contest is scheduled for one fall and an Elite Duos tournament match! Making their way to the ring first, at a combined weight of 483lbs, Alexander StarrZoë and Crowbar…THE FILTH AND THE FURY!”
"Welcome to a city that'll bring you to your knees" the public announce system booms as "Been to Hell" by Hollywood Undead plays. The lights dim in the small building and spotlights rotate. As the music continues to boom, Alexander StarrrZoe and Crowbar appear from behind the curtain. Starr and Crowbar stand at the top of the ramp and look at each other, meeting each other's gaze, confident and smiling. Starr motions Crowbar forward. The fans begin to chant "Crowbar! Crowbar! Crowbar!" Crowbar bows and motions towards Starr. The small arena erupts; "StarrZoe! StarrZoe! StarrZoe!" The two men make their way to the ring. Crowbar rolls under the third rope while Starr climbs onto the top turnbuckle, raising his fists into the air, welcomed into the ring by a chant of his name. Starr jumps off his perch and points towards his tag team partner; the building breaks out into a cheer; "Crowbar! Crowbar! Crowbar!" Both performers thank the fans and begin to pull on the ropes, preparing for the match.
Tony D: “Starr and Crowbar look ready here, what happened to these men at Night 5 of the tournament at the hands of the Maple Leaf Strike Squad must still be fresh in their minds!”
Kris Red: “Well, they’re going to want to focus here tonight, their opponents are certainly not push overs.”
Randy Long: : “ "And their opponents.. first - being accompanied by Dyan MacNichol, this is "The Dirty Mac" Cameron MacNichol!"
As the riff of Black Sabbath’s “N.I.B.” hits the PA system, Cameron MacNichol steps through the curtain, with his sister Dyan trailing a step behind him. Ignoring the cascade of boos that shower down on him, Cameron walks down the ramp, focused on the ring in front of him. As Cameron reaches the ring, he helps Dyan up onto the apron, and they climb through the middle rope together. In the middle of the ring, Cameron raises his right arm and clenches his fist, as Dyan applauds her brother. As the music dies down, Cameron walks to the ropes and begins trash-talking fans in the front row.
Randy Long: : "And his tag team partner.. being accompanied by Jessica Reyes, The Rough Ryder!"
"Show Me A God" hits, and the crowd begins to boo instantly. After a few moments, Jessica Reyes makes her way through the curtain, standing on the small metal ramp. The fans boo her, and she shrugs it off, raising her arms and pointing towards the entrance curtain right as the song in the background blares out "I'm at 99, but I need 100% proof! Show me a God!". When those words are spoken, The Rough Ryder makes his way through the curtain in his wrestling attire, black sunglasses, and a black pleather, sleeveless hoddie. He also carries with him to the ring a black steel chair, with the words "RYDE OR DYE" written on the seat of the chair. He makes his way to the ring lead by Jessica, making sure not to make any contact with the fans, not even eye contact. Jessica walks to the middle of the apron on the floor, meanwhile Ryder climbs the stairs, and makes his way to the middle of the apron above Jessica. He stands there... surveying the crowd, while Jessica just smirks proudly. He passes the chair to Jessica, and takes the glasses and vest off as well, handing it to to Jessica as well. He then enters the ring, surveying the crowd once more.
Tony D: “All four of these men have in-ring experience against each other. Some of StarrZoë’s greatest matches have been against Crowbar and Cameron, tonight is going to be a great match.”
Crowbar and Ryder start the match off, circling each other in the ring, each waiting for the other to make a move. Crowbar acts first, throwing a hard right hand, catching Ryder off balance and sending him crumbling to the mat. The former World Champion pulls up his opponent and whips him against the turnbuckle, leaning down and preparing for a back-body drop, only to be countered with a kick to the head from Ryder. “Get up!” Ryder screams out, wasting no time and putting the boots to Crowbar’s torso and midsection. “Back off him, back off.” The referee demands, only to be silenced by a death glare from the Rough Ryder.
Stopping just a little to long to stare at the referee, Ryder is met with a standing side kick from Crowbar, who rebounds off the ropes and drops a knee on his fallen opponent. The sellout crowd is on their feet, cheering the one time Evolution Champion as he mounts a quick comeback. Crowbar sets up for a suplex but is countered and dropped to the canvas with a quick snap suplex from Rough Ryder. Cameron and StarrZoë are both on the apron, slapping the turnbuckle, Starr straining against the tag rope. In the corner of Cam and Ryder, both Dylan and Jessica are cheering on the competition, screaming for Rough Ryder. Before the referee can begin his count, Crowbar is on his feet first. Crowbar grabs up Ryder by the hair and whips him into the corner, charging at him with a clothesline, which slumps Ryder into a sitting position. Crowbar pulls up the taller man, propping up into a sitting position on the turnbuckle and staring toward the crowd.
Tony D: “I think Crowbar is thinking Superplex here, we’ve seen it before.”
Kris Red: “Whatever he’s thinking, he needs to stop showboating and do it. He’s wasting time here.”
Standing precariously on the top rope, Crowbar wraps his arm around the head of his opponent, preparing for a Superplex, but Ryder begins to struggle. Neither man can get a grasp on the other and both men fight for a moment before falling off the turnbuckle onto the mats at ringside. For a long second, both Starr and Cam stare at the carnage at ringside before meeting each other’s gaze. StarrZoë drops off the apron to check on his fallen opponent, and is met by Cameron. “Get away from me before you get hurt kiddo.” Starr says, brushing away Cameron. Cam responds with a kick to the gut and drops StarrZoë with a DDT. Jessica climbs into the ring and distracts the referee while Dylan picks up a steel chair and hands it to her brother. Cameron nods and lifts the chair above his head, swinging it at head level, but watches in horror as the chair is kicked from his hand by Crowbar.
Crowbar has made it up first while his opponent still lies on the ground, and stares at Cam for a split second before whipping dropping him with a quick right. Crowbar pulls up Ryder and rolls him into the ring while a notably scared Jessica rushes out, returning the referee’s attention to the action in the ring. Crowbar crawls for a cover, but only gets a two count, to the surprise of everyone, including Crowbar. Both Ryder and Crowbar are now crawling towards their corners, both making the tag at the same time. StarrZoë is off like a shot, dropping Cam with a clothesline and dropping Ryder, who has just struggled up right, off the apron with a clothesline as well. “STUPID BITCHES!” Starr screams at the two women at ringside, flipping them off before returning to work on Cam.
Tony D: “This match has gotten out of hand, the referee needs to reign this back in.”
Kris D: “Well, by the look on Starr’s eyes, I think he has it under control.”
“Come on pussy, stand up!” StarrZoë taunts, helping MacNichol to his feet before laying into him with a combination of kicks to the skull and midsection. “I’ll do this all fucking day.” The crowd is roaring; “StarrZoë! StarrZoë! StarrZoë!” Alexander spends too long posing for the fans and is caught by a bulldog from Cam, who quickly makes a pin attempt, but the former World Champion kicks out at one. “Nice try, asshole” Alex laughs, kicking Cam in the head and running off the ropes, launching himself off the second rope and landing a perfect springboard moonsult on Cameron. “Finish him! Finish him! Finish him!” the crowd chants. StarrZoë climbs to the top rope, preparing to end the match, but as he flips, executing the Rising Starr, Cameron moves at the last second, Starr lands on the mat. Cameron struggles to his feet, trying to catch his breath and pulls up Starr. Seeing the end is near, Cam runs against the ropes and drops Starr with a clothesline from hell! Cameron locks in the Stranglehold and waits for StarrZoë to submit.
Kris Red: “My god, this is over. Starr can’t escape, he’s in the center of the ring.”
The men struggle back and forth for a minute before Starr reaches out and grabs the ropes, forcing Cam to break the hold. Shocked, Cam begins kicking the once undefeated StarrZoë. Starr catches one of the flying feet and pulls down Cam. In a moment of shock to the entire arena, StarrZoë locks in a familiar hold, Cameron’s own Cobra Clutch!
Tony D: "A Cobra Clutch of his own from StarrZoe!!"
Kris Red: "Cameron has to get to the ropes!"
Too tired to continue the fight and with nowhere to go, Cam is all but forced to submit.
Tony D: “No way! Oh my god, Starr just made Cameron MacNichol submit to his own finishing move!”
Randy Long: : “Here are your winners…the Filth and the Fury!”
Crowbar rolls into the ring, still feeling the effects of the match as he gets to his feet with help from his partner. They celebrate in the ring as "Been to Hell" by Hollywood Undead plays.
Tony D: "Wow! This means Starr and Crowbar are officially in the running to possibly win this on Tuesday!!"
Kris Red: "Nine points for them.. as well as Carnival Connection.. Cameron and Ryder aren't far behind with 8 and they could easily win it tomorrow if they beat SwitchBlade and Wallace who have 10 points.. but at the top, the ones that everyone hates and the team that got their ass kicked tonight, the Maple Leaf Strike Force with 11 points. Tony D, I can't wait."
Tony D: "It all happens on July 31st! Elite Duos 2012 comes to an end! We'll see you next time!"
Match Time: 8:57
The Rough Ryder and Cameron MacNichol, along with their managers, come together at ringside to discuss their loss. In the ring, it's a celebration as the show ends, fading to the WARPED Logo.
- Raging Dead