3/3/12 - Boston(Revere), Massachusetts - Wonderland Ballroom
You open the DVD of WARPED 42 and enter it into your favorite DVD player. The sounds of "Pogo" by Digitalism play as the WARPED Wrestling logo floats down from the top to the middle of the screen. Underneath that fades in to words "Play DVD". You click... and the show begins.
Reactions from WARPED 41 are first up...
Reaction - Crowbar
Crowbar, visibly beaten and still with dried blood on his face walks up to the camera.
"I knew this would be here...Edmunds...what, you couldn't beat me fairly so you had to use the oh so trusty lead pipe? Well...just you wait until the next show..." Crowbar holds up the Crowbar. "...In the shadows, I'll be waiting. Welcome to the world where dreams become nightmares."
He walks off, visibly pissed off.
Reaction - Outkast
Outkast makes it his mission to make his way to the camera after what happened tonight. With rage in his eyes, he begins to speak.
"Hey Gary Mac, you want a rematch all you had to do was ask but you had to drop me on my head to get your point across? Congratulations, you got your point across. The next time we meet the outcome will be the same with my arm raised in victory only it will be you who gets dropped on your head."
Outkast storms off holding the back of his skull in pain.
Reaction - Gary Mac
Gary Mac appears looks into the camera and then behind him, a huge grin appears on his face as he opens a bottle of beer.
Gary Mac: Sportmanship in this business is overrated, shake my hand? Don't get me wrong I usually like shaking hands with people below me and give them some self belief. You got the win tonight Outkast, but one loss doesnt derail me from what I will accomplish here in Warped. I hope you take the time to rest up because at the second anniversary show we will have one win apiece.
Lifting the bottle up Gary takes a drink and then begins walking off before stopping and turning back and smirks once more before walking away drinking his beer.
Reaction - Grendel
Grendel walks up to the camera there is brusing around his neck.
Grendel: Strike two bitch.
Reaction - Leon Stone
Leon Stone walks up.
"I called my match fair and square like I said I would. But Mr. Yuma watch your fucking back you messed with the wrong guy, and I promise you, I'm going to hurt you."
Reaction - John Yuma
Yuma walks up to the camera...
"Don't fight fates will..."
And walks away...
Reaction - William Wallace
Wallace walks up to the camera looking rather dejected for a man who has just retained his Evolution Championship
Wallace: Just heard what happened to Pat. Bastards the lot a them, I can't wait to March 17th when we finally put an end to Joey Matthews and his little band of reprobates. As for my match? Well Cameron tried every dirty trick he could think of but that boy will have to get out a bed a lot earlier in the morning to catch William Wallace out. Grendel blew another chance, Cameron MacNichol got left knocked out and William Wallace walks away with the Evolution Championship over his shoulder. Now I am going to see Pat...I hear he has some Morphine.
Wallace walks out of the building..
Reaction - The Rough Ryder
We see The Rough Ryder exit the building, Jessica Reyes at his side. He smirks as she exits the scene with his gear and chair.
The Rough Ryder: Hold up... I got something to say. PKA... while you sit in your hospital high off morphine and anything else your little posse sneaks in for you... I want you to listen to me and listen good. If you can hear me, give it up now. Because if you don't... it only gets worse from here. We... are WARPED. You? Are a disgrace.
Reaction - Alexander StarrZoe
The World Champion limps up to the camera, dragging the World Championship behind him, clutching his ribs, wheezing, and flinching each time he breathes. Blood gushes from small gashes above his eye and somewhere atop his head, and he appears as though he's just gone through war. Starr lights a cigarette and shakes his head, sighing pained.
"Another match," Starr inhales his cigarette, tilts his head toward the ceiling, and exhales; "and another night I'm hobbling my broken ass out of a hole in the wall building, my championship still intact. Anton and I went through hell tonight, The Movement 2.0 put Joey's gang of misfits in their place, I knocked Leon Stone the fuck out, scaring him back down to the mid-card where he belongs; maybe Yuma can pick the bones of the carcass that is Leon Stone's career, which I killed before it ever got off the ground, and conjure up some type of name out of it, and when Joey Matthew and I stared each other down before I left ringside earlier; the only thing I saw in his eyes was fear.
Joey, you saw what I'm capable of, you seen it so many times before. Do not cross my path anymore boy, you won't like the results. Leon, I suggest you stay focused on the small time debuts and be lucky I still allow you to have a wrestling career. Chase, good job out there tonight, it just wasn't your night. Don't get cocky though kid, I've had worse nights in that ring."
The champion limps off.
Reactions End...Fade out.
Backstage - Earlier Tonight
"Earlier Tonight" is seen on the bottom of the screen as we fade in to see WARPED Wrestler Leon Stone talking with the two assistants to President Joey Matthew, Travis and Deja.
Assistant Deja: “No you cannot drop 200 boxes of cookies on the crowd. What if one of them is allergic? “
Leon: “Come on honey, it won’t hurt anyone, it’s just thin mints. “
Assistant Travis: "Forget being allergic. What if you hurt someone?"
Assistant Deja: “Right; I’m pretty sure it’s illegal any way. “
Leon: ” I don’t care if it’s illegal I want to drop these cookies. “
Assistant Travis: “I can’t let you do that. Warped could get sued. Plus, how would you even drop them from the ceiling? Did you bring a giant net? You do realize there aren't any rafters.“
Leon: “Well that’s warped not me why would I care? I have 200 boxes of thin mints, that’s 998$ worth of cookies. I’m getting rid of them one way or another. ill shoot them out of a T shirt gun or something.“
Assistant Travis: ” I don’t care about your cookies you’re not doing it here. You would care if suddenly you had no job thanks to your shenanigans.”
Assistant Deja: "Look, hun, why is this even an idea? What makes you want to do something so stupid?"
Leon: ” Maybe If I invited you back to my hotel? I could give you the Leon Stone special would that let me drop my cookies? Warped can't fire me i'm the best they have. “
Assistant Deja: “Hell no, you’re not going to seduce me into letting you drop you stupid thin mints. “
Leon: “Ok, money then how much does you want? 100 200? “
Assistant Travis: "She cannot be bribed!"
Assistant Deja: "Oh chill out Travie. Leon, God damn you're annoying, I am not going to let you drop your cookies into a crowd at a WARPED event. “
Leon: ” Everyone has there price, I have three hundred with me any more than that I’m going to have to hit the bank. “
Assistant: “You are not dropping cookies from the ceiling onto the crowd and that’s final. “
The Assistants walks away shaking their head.
Leon : "Well if I can’t drop it from the ceiling I’ll have to do it some other way."
Leon walks away getting dressed for his match. Grabbing an empty trash bag as he passes a trash can.
Six Man Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Match
John Yuma, Outkast & Chad Santana vs. Leon Stone, Gary Mac, & Silas Bullock
Fade in.. Following pre-DVD promotions and announcements, Randy Long is in the ring ready to announce the first match of the night! But first, we get a shot of the ringside area where Tony D and Kris Red are seated. Next to them is GRENDEL in a recliner, being fed grapes by the lovely Deja.
Randy Long: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to WARPED Wrestling number 42! Please welcome at this time - for his Night of Leisure made possible by President Joey Matthew - Grendel!"
Grendel waves to the crowd as Deja looks disgusted by putting a grape in his mouth. The crowd boos!
Randy Long: "Our opening bout tonight is a Six Man Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Match! Introducing team number one - first... from Dayton, Ohio, weighing in at 230 pounds and being accompanied by his sister, Chelsea - Leon STONE!"
"Number One" by Nelly hits the PA System. Leon Stone and his sister Chelsea walk out to boos from the crowd. In their hands is a box of Girl Scout Cookies. They start throwing them into the crowd. Leon Stone chucks one at a grown man who is booing him. Chelsea follows closely behind while Leon sings and dances his way down to the ring, flinging cookies at everyone and hitting them with the tasty treats. Once the pair gets to the ring, Leon shadow boxes while Chelsea takes her post directly out side of the ring.
Randy Long: "His partner - from San Antonio, Texas, weighing in at 227 pounds - Gary Mac!"
"Butterflies and Hurricanes" begins playing and the fans erupt in anger as from behind the curtain alongside his wife walks Gary Mac, dressed in his black wrestling tights and a Too Fucking Good T-Shirt on. He stands there with a smirk on his face looking at the fans for a second, his wife wraps her arms around him before he begins walking down the small ramp, looking at the crowd he begins taunting fans to step across the guard rail. After annoying some more fans Gary reaches the ring, climbs up the steps onto the apron followed by his wife, he then holds the ropes apart to let Jasmine Knight enter. Gary then leaps over the top rope landing on his feet and then stands with his arms out side, smiling from ear to ear whilst the fans continue to jeer him. Mac then opens the ropes to allow Jasmine to exit but not before she gives him a kiss, once she has left Gary takes off his t-shirt and hands it down to her before grabbing the ropes and stretching a little waiting on the match starting.
Randy Long: "From Bainbridge, Georgia, weighing in at 20 pounds - Silas Bullock!"
The strum of a guitar hits the PA system and Country Boy Can Survive by Hank Williams begins to play. Silas walks through the curtain wearing a leather cowboy hat, leather trench coat duster and a confederate flag poncho and dark sunglasses. He enters the ring and hands his hat, coat and poncho to the ring attendant. His ring-gear consists of a tucked in dress shirt, suspenders, George - Big Men's Black Dress Pants and custom made black Old West Cross Inlay Cowboy Boots. He jumps to the second rope and screams a loud rebel yell ready to do battle
Randy Long: "AND their opponents.. first - from San Francisco, California, weighing in at 218 pounds - OUTKAST!"
“Guilty by Association” by H20 hits and Outkast struts out from behind the curtain and throws a fist in the air for the crowd to cheer. He spins around and bangs his fist on his chest. He then makes his way down the aisle slapping a few fans hands along the way before climbing the stairs and entering the ring. He makes his way up a turnbuckle to look out at the crowd before jumping back down.
Randy Long: "His partner - from Glen Rowan, Australia, weighing in at 232 pounds - John Yuma!"
"The Times They Are A Changin'" by Bob Dylan hits. John Yuma simply walks down the ramp, enters the ring, and prepares to fight..
Randy Long: "Making his return to the WARPED Wrestling ring - from Elizabeth, New Jersey, weighing in at 219 pounds - Chad Santanaaaaaaa!"
The sound of "Deep Cover" by Dr. Dre plays as everyone turns toward the ring entrance area. The lyrics are heard: "Tonight's the night I get in some shit, (Yeah) Deep cover on the incognito tip" and out walks Chad Santana in baggy, sagging shorts, a sports jersey, and a bandana on his head. He throws up hand signs and screams out in Spanish as he makes his way toward the ring. He rolls into the ring, stands up, slaps his chest twice with his left hand then raises it into the air with his hand formed into a gun.
Tony D: "Welcome WARPED Wrestling fans to WARPED 42. We are live literally about four minutes from the metropolis of Boston in Revere, Massachusetts at the Wonderland Ballroom. And here we go with our opening contest of the night."
Kris Red: "Hiiiiii my name is Kris Red, what up! Tony D, I'm pumped for tonight. Four huge singles matches pitting Team Joey versus Team PKA or whatever they're all calling themselves this week, and of course six junior heavyweight wrestlers who can really GO starting things off in a six man tag."
Tony D: "Speaking of the six man tag, was Leon Stone throwing cookies at the crowd members?"
Kris Red: "That's what it looked like. From what I hear, he wanted to actually drop them from the ceiling but that got axed. I hope no fans got hurt."
Tony D: "Well, that's Leon Stone for ya. Speaking of Stone, at the Second Anniversary Show on March 17th, he'll go one on one with one of his opponents tonight - John Yuma. While we'll also see Outkast taking on Gary Mac, and the Lucha Libre Gangsta himself Chad Santana taking on the very outspoken Silas Bullock."
The bell sounds!
Kris Red: "This entire night is a preview of the Second Anniversary Show! I'm stoked. Let's do this."
Outkast and Gary Mac reach out and lock up...Gary Mac takes Outkast into a side headlock and Outkast elbows Gary Mac to get free. Outkast pushes Gary Mac into the ropes and Gary Mac comes back with a shoulder block. Mac jumps over him and bounces off the ropes; Outkast up, leap frog, Gary Mac bounces off the opposite ropes and comes back, Mac drops down, Outkast jumps over him, off the ropes, Mac up, arm drag by Gary Mac. Outkast up, charges, another arm drag by Gary Mac. Outkast up once again, runs at Mac.. Mac goes for the third arm drag but Outkast blocks it and whips Mac into the ropes then takes him down with his own arm drag! Gary Mac gets to his feet and runs at Outkast who takes him up and down with a hip toss! Outkast covers -
Kick out from Gary Mac! Outkast runs at Gary as he gets to his feet and Gary with a double leg takedown into the cover..
One- Kick out!
Both men snap up now to a stand off and the crowd cheers.
Kris Red: "Amazing athleticism by these two men."
Grendel: ”So did anybody else notice silas eyeing wallaces sheep back stage.”
Tony D: "I can't say I did.."
Kris Red: "Grendel's got a headset. Fantastic!"
Outkast extends his hand and Gary Mac shakes his head no! The crowd boos and Outkast shrugs like what else can you do?
Grendel: ”Outkast is boring.”
Another lock up by Gary Mac and Outkast. Gary Mac backs Outkast into the corner and holds him there. The refere calls for a break and Gary Mac does just that.
Mac now backs up and one of his partners Leon Stone reaches in and makes a blind tag. Gary Mac turns around asking him what he is doing and Stone says nothing as he enters and Gary Mac gets out.
Tony D: "Leon Stone is all about doing whatever he wants.. and he wanted a tag."
Grendel: ”Leon who?”
Kris Red: "Gary Mac didn't seem too pleased."
Grendel: ”You know this match would be better if somebody would tag out Outkast.”
Stone begins to lay in the boots on Outkast causing him to fall to the mat. He then points over to John Yuma and taunts him as Yuma almost gets in the ring to kick his ass. Stone picks Outkast up and whips him into the opposite corner then runs and clotheslines him. Outkast stumbles away from the corner and Stone nails a russian legsweep into the cover ~
Stone brings Outkast to his feet and kicks him in the gut. Irish whip.. Outkast puts on the breaks.. kick to the gut.. Outkast leaps up onto the shoulders and takes him down with a hurricanrana!
Kris Red: "What agility from Outkast!"
Outkast gets up and makes the tag to John Yuma who comes into the ring and runs at Stone who gets to his feet. Stone extends his arm.. Yuma ducks a clothesline and spins around before kicking Stone in the gut.. he then whips Stone into the ropes..on the rebound, Stone comes back towards Yuma and goes for a clothesline but Yuma ducks it, spins around as does Stone, but Stone beats him to the punch as he leaps up and hits a Dropkick! Stone gets to his feet and looks down at Outkast and doesn't go for a pin.. instead he shrugs and picks Yuma up, and then, still holding Yuma, tags in Silas Bullock who enters the ring and slaps Yuma in the face! Stone exits the ring onto the apron as Bullock picks Yuma up and chops him across his chest, backing him into the corner. Bullock hoists Yuma to the top and punches him two more times. He then climbs up top with Yuma.
Tony D: "What does Bullock have in mind?"
Grendel: ”So do you think Leon Stone snd his sister use condom.”
Kris Red: "I uh.. good question."
Yuma begins to battle back with shots to the head of Bullock. He then puts his arm over his shoulder and suplexes him up as if to drop him onto ringside but Bullock lands on the apron! He then pushes Yuma off the top turnbuckle, Yuma flipping to the mat below.
Kris Red: "John Yuma tried to drop Silas Bullock down to the unforgiving ringside area!"
Yuma gets to his feet, back facing Bullock who is still on the apron. Bullock then leaps onto the top rope and springs off as Yuma turns around and Bullock nails him with a Flying Forearm!
Tony D: "Springboard Forearm shot to John Yuma!"
Bullock stands up and begins to stomp away at Yuma. He picks him up and whips him into the ropes; Yuma comes back and Bullock kicks him in the gut, hooks both arms, and takes him up and over with a T-Bone Suplex. Bullock makes the cover
Kickout by Yuma!
Silas Bullock picks Yuma up and makes the tag in to Stone. Both back Yuma into the ropes and whips him across the ring.. Yuma comes back and is the victim of a double clothesline. Bullock exits onto the apron and Leon Stone makes the quick pin..
Chad Santana with the save, kicking Stone in the back of the head!
Grendel: ”So I wonder if chad got his paper work in line so he might stick around this time.”
Chelsea Stone at ringside cheers her brother on "You got it, bro! No worries!"
Tony D: "The returning Chad Santana may had just saved the match for his team there."
Grendel: ”Chad is a an amazing little beaner.”
Stone yells at Santana and the referee to keep him on the apron! The referee tells Chad Santana to stay on the apron unless he is tagged but while this is going on Silas Bullock is in stomping away at Yuma! Silas hurries to the apron while the referee turns around. Stone makes the hopeful three-count cover-
Grendel: ”Gray Mac is the only man in this match that had class.”
Tony D: "Who?"
Kris Red: "GRAY Mac, don'tcha know.."
Leon brings John Yuma to his feet... Stone pushes Yuma into the corner and lifts him up top. He climbs up and sets Yuma up for a superplex. Yuma delivers jabs to the ribs of Leon Stone and then nails him with a hard elbow to the head causing him to almost fall but Yuma holds on to him as the crowd is excited that Yuma is making a comeback. He then hooks Stone for a vertical suplex and brings him up but then jumps forward and drops him with a Front Suplex off the middle turnbuckle!
Kris Red: "AMAZING!"
Tony D: "But can he capitalize and make the cover?"
Yuma drapes an arm over Stone-
Tony D: "Just a two count!"
Yuma slowly now crawls towards his corner as Stone tries to get up, the effects of the Front Suplex from a higher level very apparent as he holds his chest. Yuma crawls and gets to his feet, and hops enough to make the tag to Chad Santana! Stone reaches up and tags in Gary Mac seeing as how he was the closest teammate.. both Gary Mac and Chad Santana rush each other.. Santana takes Mac down with a clothesline. Santana then continues on with another clothesline to take Mac down again. Leon Stone makes his way in and Chad Santana lifts him in the air and drops him down with a Sitout Spinebuster! Santana up.. Gary Mac spins him around and goes for the Crescent Kick but Santana grabs the leg and spins him around 180 degrees then jumps and hits a Neckbreaker!
Kris Red: "Chad Santana is on fire!"
Silas Bullock comes from behind and clubs Chad Santana in the back. Stone then begins to punch of Santana as well and the double teaming is in progress. Outkast and John Yuma make their way into the ring and battle off Bullock and Stone from their partner. Double irish whip by Outkast to Bullock and Yuma to Stone into a simultaneous drop toe hold on the two followed by Outkast going to the second buckle and jumping off with a bulldog to Silas Bullock! At the same time John Yuma comes off the second buckle and drops a leg on the head of Stone.
Mac from behind on John Yuma takes him and tosses him over the top rope to ringside. Outkast rushes at Gary Mac and goes for a clothesline but Gary grabs the arm and hooks it over his neck.. Snap Suplex! He holds on and brings Yuma up.. Snap Suplex #2~! He brings him up and Leon Stone comes in for the rescue as he pulls his partner away from Gary Mac.. however Mac then kicks him in the gut and hits a Snap Suplex! He holds on.. Snap Suplex #2! And he lifts him up once more.. Snap Suplex #3! He then brings him to his feet and Santana (from the top buckle) signals to Mac who releases a wobbly and stunned Leon Stone.. and Santana comes off the top with a Missle Dropkick that connects!
Chad Santana gets up and Silas Bullock comes off the top with a Moonsault! Bullock up.. and Outkast comes off the ropes for a Spinning Wheel Kick and connects! He gets to his feet and Gary Mac clubs him in the back. Bullock gets to his feet.. Gary Mac kicks Santana in the gut.. backs up.. and hits a Crescent Kick to the chin! He then steps out of the way as Silas Bullock comes off the top with a double stomp!
Tony D: "The Confederate Stomp!"
Gary Mac now quickly goes in for the cover, trying to capitalize..
Kris Red: "How did he kick out of that?!"
Tony D: "I have no clue! First it was the devastating Crescent Kick which could lead to the finish from Gary Mac but then it was followed by a big Double Stomp from the top from Silas Bullock!"
Leon Stone, on the outside of the ring, along with Silas Bullock inside the ring, both are irate after witnessing the kick out! They are then ambushed from behind by Outkast and John Yuma. Outkast takes Stone down to the floor while Yuma dumps Bullock over the top rope!! John Yuma drops down and rolls under the bottom rope and before he can continue his attack on Silas, Gary Mac hits a baseball slide to the back of Yuma!
Tony D: "The referee has completely lost control over this match!"
Kris Red: "And this is just the first match!"
Gary Mac gets out on the ringside area and starts battling with Outkast throwing right hands after right hands.
Grendel: ”See if more people had the sportsman ship that Gray Mac has, then WARPED WRESTLING would be a classy place.”
Tony D: "I think you mean Gary. Gary Mac."
Kris Red: "Quiet, Tony D."
Outkast gains the advantage and slams his head off the apron. He then grabs Gary Mac and tosses him into the ring under the bottom rope. He then hops up on the apron and climbs the turnbuckle. Leon Stone climbs up and grabs the foot of Outkast but Outkast kicks him off! He regains his balance and Silas Bullock climbs up on the apron and Outkast kicks him off!
Kris Red: "Who in the world is legal here?!"
Tony D: "I honestly don't know!"
Outkast regains his balance but Gary Mac has gotten up and he punches Outkast in his face and climbs up top with him. Chad Santana comes up from behind and clubs Gary Mac in his back and climbs up to the first buckle..belly to back suplex!
Tony D: "Back suplex by Chad Santana, saving his partner Outkast!"
Outkast for the third time has to regain his balance and he does just that.. Gary Mac gets to his feet and Outkast comes off the top with a Diving Crossbody! He connects and stays on for the cover..
Leon Stone pulls Outkast out of the ring and plants him with a DDT!
Kris Red: "He had it won! Outkast had the match won for his team but Stone was there to stop the final count!"
Chad Santana yells at Stone from in the ring with his arms out. Silas Bullock grabs his left arm and spins him around.. Kick to the gut.. He lifts him up and drops him with the Alabama Slam!
Tony D: "He calls that the GEORGIA Slam, instead of the Alabama Slam, and boy was it effective!"
Kris Red: "Cover!"
John Yuma with a KICK to the skull of Bullock! He brings him up, puts him on his shoulders and spins him into a Cutter!
Kris Red: "Wha-where did John Yuma come from?!"
Outkast now rolls his way into the ring, but Leon Stone is not far behind as he slides in. Outkast gets to his feet and Stone comes off the ropes while Yuma looks on and Stone hits a Spear! Santana now comes out of nowhere and leaps at Stone, taking both men overboard. Outkast slowly gets to his feet when Gary Mac nails him with a Crescent Kick! He then puts him between his legs and lifts him up for a Crucifix Bomb/Outsiders Edge but he tosses him and he lands on his face!
Tony D: "Total Destruction! What a move!"
Kris Red: "And he's covering!"
Gary Mac pulls Outkast away from the ropes and covers, hooking both legs..
The referee calls for the bell and this one is over.
Randy Long: "The winners of the match - Silas Bullock, Leon Stone and Gary MAC!"
"Butterflies and Hurricanes" By Muse plays as the fans boo. Gary Mac stands up with a look of confidence on his face.
Kris Red: "Look at Gary Mac.. he is so focused."
Tony D: "Gary Mac just picked up his first victory in WARPED Wrestling."
Kris Red: "And he scored it by pinning his upcoming opponent at WARPED 43.."
Tony D: "Could we see that scene at the Second Anniversary Show in New York City when Gary Mac faces Outkast one on one?!"
Grendel is shown reclining and eating grapes with not a care in the world as we fade out..
Rival Teams Collide - FnX Rules - Korrupt vs. Crowbar
Randy Long is seen standing in the ring ready to announce our second match of the night.
"Just close your eyes" by Waterproof Blonde hits the arena as the fans start to cheer but slowly fades out....in its place, "Crush 'Em" by Megadeth plays and Crowbar steps out onto the entranceway, walking down towards the ring. He walks around and grabs Randy Longs mic before climbing up and stepping through the ropes. The music dies down and Crowbar begins speaking.
Crowbar: "Well well, hello everyone! I decided that I'd come out here and state my personal, unbiased opinion in this whole war..."
Crowbar, as always, pulls out a packet of smokes and lights one up, smoking it as he walks around the ring looking at the fans.
Crowbar: "...Now, I've never been one to do much talking, not usually, but there's something that bugs me here....in the beginning of this company, Joey Matthew did indeed welcome me in and helped me out as a performer, and that I appreciate..."
The crowd begin to show their distaste at that comment with a few boos.
Crowbar: "No no...listen, the problem became that Joey became too hungry for power over everything....remember me being forced to go to anger management or lose my job? That's just one example. He wanted to exert control over our lives outside of this arena, which caused dissension amongst the locker room, three individuals in particular, obviously Myself, PKA and to a lesser extent, my opponent for tonight, Korrupt."
The crowd give off a mixed reaction.
Crowbar: "Now at the time, you used to hate us, because we were doing something radical, something different, we were creating anarchy for one purpose: To make this company interesting again. I mean, there's only so many times I can be in an FnX match without it getting predictable and boring...Sure, I won the Evolution title, then the World title, then gave it to Korrupt in a swerve everyone hated...then Joey had a mental breakdown, what a surprise, and PKA took over as the silent partner who became not so silent. I was put in matches that...despite previous outings, were different. 4 way matches for the title, he basically brought me and Starr together as friends and Tag Team partners....PKA was on the verge of bringing the Tag Team division back to the front when Joey came back and herein lies part of my issue."
Crowbar crushes out the cigarette in his hand and chucks it outside the ring.
Crowbar: "When PKA was running this company it was going WELL. Things were happening. He may not have exclusively WANTED to be incharge, but he was, and he recognised talent and utilised it. You don't do that Joey, not anymore, that stopped a long time ago and you pretty much killed anyone you didn't like. Where the hell are half the people from when I started? Gone? Wonder why? Maybe because you acted like such a gigantic douchebag that they'd had enough. Me? I stuck it out, I dealt with it, when PKA came to me and mentioned causing you grief I jumped at the chance. Grendel and everyone else may say 'I'm not who I used to be.' Really? That so? I didn't know fighting the good fight meant that I had to change. Yeah, the good fight. Wait wait....lets do this.....everybody on 3, 1..2...3!"
The crowd start chanting "FUCK YOU JOEY" as Crowbar walks around the ring pointing the microphone towards the crowd.
Crowbar: "I still love that. The other issue I have Mr Bigshot is that, you call your crew WARPED Originals? Now, while I sure as hell wouldn't back you up while you were getting your ass kicked by an old granny, you forget something....I'm technically an original, PKA is an original, You've got newer guys than me on your side...so how in the hell can you run around calling yourselves the WARPED Originals? more like Joey and his band of Merry Men, following him everywhere to provide services! Just for a hope of getting somewhere!"
Crowbar chuckles to himself before being interrupted by "Headstrong" by Trapt. Joey Matthew comes out from behind the curtain looking none too pleased.
Joey Matthew: "Cut the damn music."
The song fades out as the fans chant FUCK YOU JOEY! FUCK YOU JOEY!
Joey Matthew: "You all think you're REAL funny chanting that, don't you?"
More "Fuck You Joey!" chants fill the Wonderland Ballroom. Joey Matthew scowls.
Joey Matthew: "Crowbar, you want to talk about WARPED Originals? I am the number one original stars here in this company. You? You're an original joke. I hired you out of desperation when we needed a couple fresh faces when times were rough. And you knew it. You had to know it. Because not only did you stick around through the bullshit Malik Logans, Craig Cohens, the Drake Havoks, and all of the other ridiculous has-beens of the company, but you also stuck through all of the nonsense PKA and Korrupt put you through on a monthly basis. Are you too stupid to realize that you were their flunky? Their lackey? You were a joke to that group just like you were a joke when I hired you.. just like you're a joke standing there in that ring on this very night.And after my team defeats your team at the Second Anniversary Show on March 17th in New York City, you'll still be a joke - and I'll laugh last."
Crowbar scratches his head with the microphone.
Crowbar: "Oh I may have been a joke hire, but as you said, it was out of desperation, I knew that, but still regardless if I was throwing people through glass or, more recently, collapsing under your once lovely stage, I've put my ass on the line for this company. You say I'm a joke? How many people do you think paid to see me get my ass beat on a regular basis, Live and on DVD? How many times did I beat, or get beaten by, the same guy over and over again because YOU didn't have the balls to do ANYTHING with me in this company. The only thing you did successfully was giving me an opportunity to win the World Title, which I did, and the Evolution Title, now by calling me a joke, you're essentially calling two of , quote/unquote your companies top titles jokes because I had them, how does that work? Are you badmouthing the company you apparently want to control? Slandering out the titles? I really don't think you know where you are in your own damned head right now. As for being Korrupt and PKAs flunky, maybe, but it taught me some lessons, and hell, one of your nightmares probably came true when I handed the Evolution Title to PKA and declared him the new champ. Joey..look at me, dead in the eyes, right now. You know what the difference between the two groups are? Have you figured it out yet? Myself, Wallace, PKA, Starr and Chase all stand here together as a cohesive unit. You? You stand back and let YOUR flunkies do your work for you while never lifting a finger. You call me a flunky and a joke? You're proving how much of a joke you are by not standing with your so called allies, and believe me, once I get through with your boy Korrupt tonight, he's going to need an iron lung."
Joey Matthew: "First off - PKA isn't gonna be standing anywhere with you after the rather ...unfortunate.. things that went down two weeks ago. A shame, it truly is. Secondly - you know damn good and well that you've made the wrong decision by not joining my stable. And tonight, my guys will dismantle your little "Movement 2.0" one by one... starting with you! And that match happens.......now!"
Joey Matthew steps aside as..................
Jeepers,creepers....where'd ya get them peepers
Jeepers, creepers...where'd ya get those eyes...
Suddenly the lights go down and "Empire" by Machinae Supremacy begins to blare through the arena. Korrupt comes from the back looking around at the crowd, the lights throbbing a blood red.
Randy Long: "The following contest is a FnX match scheduled for one fall. Under FnX rules - falls count anywhere, anything goes, and weapons are thoroughly encouraged! Introducing first - from Asbury Park, New Jersey, weighing in at 200 pounds and representing Team Joey and the WARPED Originals - Korrrrrrupt!"
He walks down the ramp slowly, stalking his way towards the ring with his eyes glued forward. He charges and slides into the ring, his crawls forward towards a camera and mouthing things to it. When he gets closer he licks it. He begins to crawl to a corner and sits back in it, rocking back and forth with until the match starts.
Randy Long: "And his opponent, at ringside.. now residing in Long Beach, California, weighing in at 246 pounds - Crowbar!"
Crowbar slides into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle as the fans cheer.
Kris Red: "Crowbar is fired up tonight, but he looked to have pissed off the bossman."
Tony D: "No kidding, but that's what Crowbar does, and he's great at it."
Grendel: ”Joey is like making a deal with a Jew. Either way in the end you getting fucked in the ass.”
The bell sounds and Crowbar immediately goes on the attack, thoughts of revenge and retribution on his mind. Korrupt tries to fight him off, and both men struggle. Crowbar ducks under, and switches around behind Korrupt. He locks him in a hammerlock, and Korrupt screams out in agony. Crowbar wrenches the arm as tight as possible, trying to break it. Korrupt then looks out at the crowd, with a look of pain on his face. Korrupt fires his free arm out, and elbows Crowbar right in the nose. Korrupt turns around, and grabs onto Crowbar's head. He right hands Crowbar, then fires another right hand, then another, right into Crowbar's head. Crowbar stumbles backward into the ropes, and Korrupt backs up. He runs forward, and sticks out his arm with a clothesline over the top rope, but no! Crowbar ducked, and pulled down the top rope! Korrupt flies over the top rope, and bounces back first off the outside mats hard!
Grendel: ”Wow look at the water head fly!”
Kris Red: "Grendel! Ha ha! Not funny."
Crowbar climbs through the ropes, and jumps off the apron onto the outside, landing on his feet. He walks over to the announce table and grabs the ring bell. He then turns and looks at Grendel, then at the lovely Deja.
Crowbar says to her - "you're feeding Grendel grapes.....how about I feed you something a bit bigger there sugartits?"
Her jaw drops and Grendel reaches in the bowl and grabs a few grapes. Crowbar turns to Korrupt and comes at him with the bell..Korrupt jumps up, as Crowbar raises the bell, and Korrupt dropkicks the bell in Crowbar's face! A loud 'DING' is heard throughout the arena!
Kris Red: Korrupt TIMED that perfectly! Ha-ha!"
Korrupt gets to his feet, and lifts up the ring curtain. He searches underneath the ring, and pulls out a trash can. He throws it in the ring, then goes under the ring again. He pulls out another trashcan, but this one is filled with small weapons. Crowbar sits up, and shakes his head, trying to clear the dizzyness away. Crowbar slowly staggers up to his feet, and Korrupt strikes Crowbar in the stomach with a high knee to the gut. Korrupt grabs onto Crowbar's head, and throws him in the ring, under the bottom rope. Korrupt follows him in, and gets up to his feet. Korrupt grabs one of the trash cans, and holds it clutched in both hands. Korrupt stalks Crowbar from behind like a lion does his prey. Crowbar makes it to his feet, and turns around..
Tony D: "BONK! A hard trash can shot into Crowbar' head!"
Kris Red: "Ouch, that looked like it didn't feel to good."
Crowbar stumbles backward, with both of his arms flailing in a circle motion. Korrupt swings the garbage can again, and connects with another shot to the head with it! Crowbar falls backward into the turnbuckles, and his eyes are starting to gloss over. Korrupt then puts down the garbage can, so the bottom is up in the air. Korrupt backs up, and runs towards the garbage can. He jumps onto the garbage can, and quickly leaps off it before it can break, and hits Crowbar with a spinning wheel kick, but no! Crowbar catches him, and brings Korrupt forward. He slams him down HARD onto the trash can, as it immediately cracks into many pieces! Korrupt holds his lower back in pain, as Crowbar just smiles down. Crowbar walks over the trash can with some "goodies" in it, and grabs a small street sign that reads "RIGHT" and places it on Korrupt's face. Crowbar then raises his right leg and stomps onto it!
Kris Red: "Ohhh my god!"
Korrupt rolls, holding his face. Crowbar picks up the sign as Korrupt pulls himself up to his feet. Crowbar then tosses it like a frisbee and it goes into the gut of Korrupt.
Grendel: ”This about as exciting as watching old people eat apple sauce.”
Korrupt grabs onto the top rope and keeps himself up. Crowbar grabs a kendo stick from the trashcan and cracks it over the skull of Korrupt! He drops to one knee then gets back up.. and Crowbar cracks it over his skull a second time! Korrupt goes to one knee, holding onto the rope still. Crowbar brings him up and swings again, cracking him over the skull and Korrupt loses his grip on the rope and drops to both knees. He puts both hands together, begging Crowbar to let up, but Crowbar swings the kendo stick again - this time nailing Korrupt in the gut. Korrupt bends down, planting his hands on the mat. Crowbar then brings the kendo stick up and down onto the back of Korrupt, snapping it in half! Crowbar looks at the broken kendo stick and laughs before tossing it out of the ring. He rolls Korrupt over and covers..
Crowbar now leads Korrupt to his feet and kicks him in the gut. He then hits a Snap Suplex onto the RIGHT sign. Korrupt lays out, and immediately screams out.
Tony D: "Crowbar is just whooping Korrupt right now!"
Kris Red: "You just realized that?"
Crowbar brings Korrupt to his feet and Korrupt tries to battle back with right hands to the gut. Crowbar knees him in the face and sets him up for a DDT but Korrupt powers him back into the corner. Korrupt takes a few steps back to collect himself and turns around and Crowbar hits ELEMENT ZERO! He hits the Spear Tackle and Crowbar covers..
Crowbar now rolls out of the ring and bends over to grab something off the floor and it's his trusty crowbar! He slides into the ring with it as Korrupt is getting to his feet.
Grendel: ”You know Crowbar was in a tag team before WARPED?”
Tony D: "Yeah?"
Grendel: ”Yeah it was called the majors Tool bags, And his partner was called Screwdriver.”
Crowbar has the weapon in hand. He holds it in the air and swings, but Korrupt ducks under, picks up a trashcan lid and cracks it over Crowbar's head. Crowbar is wobbly. Korrupt grabs the crowbar out of his opponent's hand and kicks him in the gut. He tosses the crowbar weapon down and swings the trashcan lid again but Crowbar ducks it and hits a hard right hand! He then hits yet another! Korrupt seems to be soaking it all in, though, as he then brings the trashcan lid and crushes it over the head of Crowbar. He tosses the weapon down and smiles. He backs up Crowbar into the ropes.. Irish whip.. Crowbar hits the ropes and bounces off.. Korrupt then kicks him in the gut and then sets him up for a Pumphandle Slam but he turns it into a sit-out Facebuster! He hooks the leg!
But Crowbar shoves Korrupt right off of him!
Tony D: "Grendel, you've been going on about signing to the big company up North for months now. Is any of that legitimate?"
Grendel: ”Kris did you hear about my huge contract I got signed too.”
Kris Red: "Oh really? I hadn't heard."
Tony D: "And you just ignore me? Well that's nice.."
Grendel: ”I make so much money now it is stupid.”
Korrupt shakes his head, and runs at Crowbar. Crowbar reverses though, and switches the momentum around, with a huge powerslam!! Crowbar gets up, and smiles as the crowd cheers him on! Korrupt breathes out, and turns onto his stomach, and begins to push himself up. He does, and Crowbar looks on. Crowbar moves forward though, and spins Korrupt around. He punches Korrupt in the face three times, backing him into the corner. Crowbar turns around and spots his weapon of choice.. his namesake.. his crowbar. He grabs it off of the mat and smiles at it. He turns around and Korrupt hits a Running Big-Boot to the jaw!
Tony D: "So Grendel, are you enjoying your Night of Leisure?"
Grendel: ”Hey Tony how does it feel to be seating next to a future legend.”
Tony D: "It.. feels.. great?"
Kris Red: "Stupid Tony D."
The crowd boos as Korrupt rolls out of the ring. He goes under the ring, and looks around for something. He catches sight of it...He pulls it out, and it's a wooden table! Korrupt smiles at it, wanting to do more damage, and he slides it in the ring. Korrupt slides in under the bottom rope and gets to his feet.. He pulls out the legs, and turns it over so it's standing on both legs. Korrupt walks over towards Crowbar, who is now starting to get up. Korrupt pulls him up to his feet completely, and kicks him in the stomach, hard! He rolls him onto the table. The crowd chants "Crowbar! Crowbar!" as Korrupt slams his right hand off Crowbar's chest, multiple times! Korrupt climbs onto the apron, and slowly climbs up the ropes, and onto the top rope. He keeps his balance..
Kris Red: "What in the world does Korrupt have in mind besides of course putting Crowbar through that table?!"
Crowbar suddenly recovers, however, and punches Korrupt in the stomach.
Tony D: "Whatever it was, Crowbar just stopped him dead in his tracks."
Crowbar climbs onto the second buckle and grabs the head of Korrupt, signalling for the KFO!
Kris Red: "Crowbar's gonna hit the KFO through the table!"
Grendel: ”I wish they would of let me book this match,I would made it a suicide match. Yeah first to kill themselfs wins."
But suddenly Korrupt brings his hands over the eyes of Crowbar and scrrrrrrrrratches! Crowbar loses his footing and steps down, clutching his eyes and screaming out in pain. Korrupt smiles as the fans boo.. He pulls Crowbar in by the head and pushes off.. Tornado DDT through the table!!
Tony D: "Oh my!"
In the carnage of the table, though, Korrupt hasn't let go as he's got the Guillotine Choke locked in!
Kris Red: "Death's Infinite Ecstacy through the table!"
The referee checks on Crowbar as Korrupt has the move locked in. The ref then realizes that Crowbar is out cold and calls for the bell.
Kris Red: "Whoooa Crowbar got knocked the F out!"
The bell sounds.....
Randy Long: "Here is your winner by way of knock out - Korrrrrrupt"!
"Empire" by Machinae Supremacy plays as the fans boo. Korrupt doesn't let go of the submission though as he pulls and pulls and yanks and yanks. The referee tries to pull him off of Crowbar but to no avail. Finally Korrupt lets go and gets to his feet, dusting himself off. The ref raises his arm in victory and Korrupt soaks up the boos from the crowd. He holds up his right hand and puts out his index finger and mouths "that's one.." before exiting through the ropes and down off the apron, heading toward the back.
The scene opens up in the halls of the Wonderland Ballroom where we see PKA leaning up against the wall with a neck brace around his neck and two crutches holding him up. He slowly looks up at the camera and softly speaks.
PKA: "I shouldn't be here.. Hell, I haven't even called my doctor back to find out if I'm cleared to walk around, but I am. Pills and booze help with the pain caused by Korrupt and The Rough Ryder - but I'm still here. I'm not like what's her name who left after a little beat down. No, no. I'm back to support my friends and make sure this kind of thing doesn't happen to any of them."
PKA's eyes turn away from the camera, but his head stays still as he doesn't want to put too much movement into it. Fade out..
Rival Teams Collide - Singles Match - Cameron MacNichol vs. Anton Chase
Randy Long: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring - from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 200 pounds & representing the WARPED Originals - "The Dirty Mac" Cameron MacNichol!"
As the riff of Black Sabbath’s “N.I.B.” hits the PA system, Cameron MacNichol steps through the curtain. Ignoring the cascade of boos that shower down on him, Cameron walks down the ramp, focused on the ring in front of him. Cameron reaches the ring and climbs through the middle ropes. In the middle of the ring, Cameron raises his right arm and clenches his fist. As the music dies down, Cameron walks to the ropes and begins trash-talking fans in the front row.
Randy Long: "And his opponent.. from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 210 pounds & representing The Movement 2.0 - "The Future" Anton Chase!"
As Faint By Linkin Park blasts over the pa system, white smoke fills the entrance way as a person is seen behind the white smoke, as the person steps forward in front of the white smoke Anton Chase makes his way down the ramp way, with a cocky smile on his face and his arms out at the side, he climbs in the ring and climbs the second ropes and puts one hand up in the air.
Tony D: "And here we go with our third bout of the night.. Anton Chase representing The Movement 2.0 facing Cameron MacNichol, still without his sister Dyan tonight, as he represents Team Joey and the Originals."
Kris Red: "Both of these men are coming off big matches.. Cameron nearly picked up a win in the Evolution Title match on February 19th at WARPED 41.. while that same night Anton Chase had his biggest match yet challenging Alexander StarrZoe for the World Title in a Clockwork Orange House of Fun Match. They tore that shit up too!"
Tony D: "No doubt about that. And now we continue a bit of a preview for the Second Anniversary Show as these two go at it in singles action."
Grendel: ”Oh boy another exciting match from Detroit's very own super waterhead Cameron whats his name.”
Tony D: "...And we're still joined by ringside by the big man himself - Grendel. Enjoying your Night of Leisure?"
Grendel: ”These grapes are great!”
Tony D: "All right then.."
The bell sounds..Cameron MacNichol and Anton Chase get into a lock up and Chase overpowers and takes control immediately. He hits a hard forearm shot to the face and Cam goes down. Chase quickly drops down into the cover..
Kick out! They get to their feet.. Anton Chase irish whips MacNichol into the ropes.. Chase ducks down and MacNichol bounces off the ropes and kicks him in the face. Chase pops up and Cameron MacNichol hits a Russian Legsweep and into the cover..
Both men start on their way up..MacNichol begins to kick away at Chase. The ref breaks it up and Chase is allowed to get to his feet. MacNichol runs at the beaten Chase, who then flips him over the top rope and sends him down to the hard mat floor.
Tony D: "Anton Chase just sent Cameron MacNichol flyyyyying!"
Kris Red: "That floor is unforgiving.. that little pad doesn't help anything."
Grendel: ”I am surpised people even showed up I am not Wrestling.”
Chase stands back up and regains his steam while MacNichol is down outiside. The ref starts the count as Chase taunts MacNichol a little bit. 1....2....3....4... Suddenly Chase runs and hits a Suicide Dive! MacNichol's back crashes into the barricade and Chase gets to his feet and the fans are cheering. 5.... He slaps a few hands from the fans and then picks MacNichol up.... 6........ he rolls him into the ring and gets up on the apron, waiting for MacNichol to rise. As he slowly does, Anton leaps onto the third rope and springboards off into a Hurricanrana, hooking the legs off the snap~
T- kick out!
Grendel: ”You know what this match between Chase And Cameron reminds me of?
Kris Red: "What's that?"
Grendel: ”Dy's underwear”
Kris Red: "Oh my!"
Tony D: "Of course referring to Cameron MacNichol's sister who you injured over a month ago.."
Chase brings The Dirty Mac to his feet and delivers a right hand, but Mac blocks it and puts a thumb to the eye of Chase.
Kris Red: "Why does the match remind you of Dyan MacNichol's underwear..?"
Grendel: ”Because nobody wants to see that.”
Kris Red: "Eh, speak for yourself."
The ref tells him to watch it and MacNichol continues the assault with a right hand to "The Future" Anton Chase... Irish whip by MacNichol.. Chase counters.. Mac hits the ropes and Chase comes back and goes for a clothesline but MacNichol ducks it. Chase off the ropes, MacNichol runs at him for a clothesline but Chase ducks and scoops MacNichol over the top rope. MacNichol lands on the apron though and punches Chase in his face. MacNichol then climbs the turnbuckle and Chase turns around. MacNichol flies off and connects with a flying clothesline. MacNichol makes the cover..
Tony D: That just wasn't enough to put Anton Chase away.
MacNichol then lifts Chase to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Chase comes back and goes behind MacNichol, pushes him into the ropes, then rolls him up ..
Chase and MacNichol up. They grapple, MacNichol with the go behind.. MacNichol lifts Chase into the air and releases, hitting the belly back suplex to him to the mat. Mac covers..
He gets to his feet now and puts the boots to Anton Chase while he's down on the mat. Chase continues to fight his way up but MacNichol knees him in the gut. Irish whip.. Chase off the ropes.. he leaps for a crossbody but MacNichol catches him and puts him up on his shoulder then charges and slams him down to the mat!
Tony D: "Running Powerslam from Cameron MacNichol!"
Kick out! MacNichol looks up at the referee, pissed off that it was not a three count! He begins to argue with the ref now. He comes 'this' close to hitting him, but Chase spins him around and whips him into the ropes. When MacNichol comes back, Chase hits The Chase Factor (swinging inverted neckbreaker).. and into the cover..
Kris Red: Kizz-ick out!
Tony D: "The Chase Factor only scoring Anton a two-count there."
The sound of snoring is then heard through the microphone. It's Grendel.
Kris Red: "Hey, wake up!"
Tony D: "Eh.. Let him be."
The fans get behind Chase and cheer him on as he gets to his feet.. He brings Cameron MacNichol to his feet now and picks him up but MacNichol slides out from behind. He turns Chase around and kicks him in his gut. He lifts him up for a Piledriver but Chase backdrops him! Chase now brings Cameron in for the Chaos Theory (Styles Clash) and lifts him up, but Cameron kicks him in the face. Chase lets go and grabs his forehead where the boot connected.. Cameron is to his feet.. off the ropes.. Clothesline from Hell~! Cameron now goes for the cover ..
The fans pop bigtime for Anton Chase! Cameron shoots up to his feet and tells the referee that the count was THREE! The ref argues and Cam turns his back and starts putting the boots to Anton. He holds onto the top rope and continuously stomps a mudhole in Chase. The ref starts a 5 count and forces Cameron MacNichol to get out of the ropes! The ref kneels down to check on Chase and as he does that Cameron pulls a small chain from his tights without the referee noticing. Chase slowly starts up to his feet and Cameron MacNichol immediately comes up from behind and applies the Cobra Clutch, concealing the foreign object from the referee's vision as he chokes the life out of Chase!
Tony D: "This is ridiculous! It's the second time Cameron MacNichol has pulled that chain out and used it!"
Kris Red: "But the referee doesn't even see!"
The ref raises the arm of Chase and it drops.. and he raises it again.. it drops.. and a third time -drops. The ref calls for the bell and it sounds.. Ding ding ding! The fans erupt in boos!
Randy Long: "Here is your winner - Cameron MacNichol!"
The riff of Black Sabbath’s “N.I.B.” hits the PA system. MacNichol tucks the chain in his tights as he gets to his feet. The referee raises his arm in the air and he holds two fingers up in the peace sign and mouths 'that's two'. The referee checks on Anton Chase while Cameron makes his way out of the ring.
Outside - A Visitor
We fade in outside the arena, where we find a grinning Sean Edmunds chatting with Interim VWF General Manager, and a man showing recent disgust toward WARPED on Twitter, the one and only…Timothy Kahrs.
Timothy Kahrs: "I for one look forward to this match, Sean. I have full confidence that you'll…"
Kahrs is interrupted by a big man, presumably venue security.
Security: "Excuse me, are you Timothy Kahrs?"
Kahrs nods his head.
Security: "I'm gonna have to ask you to go back to your seat, sir. I've been informed that you are not to be anywhere near the backstage area."
Timothy Kahrs: "What? I…okay, fine. It's starting to stink out here, anyway."
Kahrs pats Edmunds on the shoulder.
Timothy Kahrs: "You go out there and give it your all, Sean. I have faith in you. If you lose, you have to find another way home."
Kahrs walks off, followed closely by the security guard. This leaves us with a now frowning Edmunds before we fade to black.
Rival Teams Collide - The Rough Ryder vs. William Wallace
Tony D: Next up, the war between the Warped Originals and The Movement 2.0 continues as The Rough Ryder competes in his first singles match in nearly a year. His opponent? Warped Evolution Champion William Wallace.
Kris Red: That skirt wearing freak is going to get what’s coming to him once Ryder gets his hands on him.
Tony D: Say what you will about Ryder, but Wallace has been quite the champion in Warped, second only to StarrZoe. I think Wallace is going to give him a run for his money.
Kris Red: Need I remind you that this is the same Rough Ryder who helped put Warped on the map in the first place? You, and the rest of these fans, need to show some damn respect to the man who started it all!
Tony D: He may have started it, but let’s see if he can finish with a win for his team as they head towards Warped 43 and the upcoming elimination tag team match to settle the score once and for all.
The camera cuts to announcer Randy Long already in the ring.
Randy Long: The following non-title match is scheduled for one fall.
"Show Me A God"- by Tech N9ne hits, and the crowd begins to boo instantly. After a few moments, Jessica Reyes makes her way through the curtain, standing on the small metal ramp. The fans boo her, and she shrugs it off, raising her arms and pointing towards the entrance curtain right as the song in the background blares out "I'm at 99, but I need 100% proof! Show me a God!” When those words are spoken, The Rough Ryder makes his way through the curtain in his wrestling attire, black sunglasses, and a black pleather, sleeveless hoodie. He also carries with him to the ring a black steel chair, with the words "RYDE OR DYE" written on the seat of the chair. He makes his way to the ring lead by Jessica, making sure not to make any contact with the fans, not even eye contact.
Randy Long: First making his way to the ring, accompanied by his manager Jessica Reyes, from Portland, Maine and weighing in at 254 pounds…THE ROUGH RYDER!
Kris Red: Jessica is looking as beautiful as always. She truly is the Juliet to Ryder’s Romeo.
Tony D: You know they both died at the end, right?
Kris Red: SPOILERS!
Jessica walks to the middle of the apron on the floor; meanwhile Ryder climbs the stairs, and makes his way to the middle of the apron above Jessica. He stands there... surveying the crowd, while Jessica just smirks proudly. He passes the chair to Jessica, and takes the glasses and vest off as well, handing it to to Jessica as well. He then enters the ring, surveying the crowd once more before turning his attention to Grendel sitting at ringside.
Ryder: Watch this!
Grendel looks indifferent to the remark as he eats another grape given to him by Deja.
Tony D: Sounds like Ryder wants Grendel to focus on this match.
Kris Red: It’s because he’s going to show Grendel just how superior Joey’s team is to PKA’s.
Tony D: That remains to be seen. And speaking of team PKA…
The Rough Ryder instantly grabs a microphone. He looks to the entrance door, then back to the fans.
The Rough Ryder: Before that over-sized, delusional halfwit comes out, I have a few things I want to get off my chest regarding the “interview” that was captured of Wallace earlier in the week.
Tony D: Well here we go, this should certainly be interesting.
Kris Red: I for one, am excited to see what he has to say.
The Rough Ryder: First thing first, it’s clear that William Wallace does not know the first thing about me, and that was his first mistake. To even have a CHANCE of defeating me, you have to do your homework kid. You can’t just listen to what I say about you then make a bunch of Sophomoric comebacks. Sorry Grendel, it doesn’t work that way. Speaking of which, I am NOT Grendel kid. Don’t even try to go there comparing me to that massive waste of human anatomy. I am nothing like that missing link, nor will I be compared to him.
The Rough Ryder: But I digress. Are you, a man whose physique resembles that of an overly-obese walrus REALLY trying to criticize the way I look? Hate to break it to you buddy but those months I spent at home we’re spent making love to Little Debbie like you do nightly, I still trained and worked my ass off. Apparently, you don’t know who The Rough Ryder is Wallace. Well, let me tell you son just who the fuck The Rough Ryder is. The Rough Ryder is the man who revolutionized this company. When this company was in the shitter, it was guys like me who held it up, and gave it some actual credibility when nobody else could or wood. When Switchblade was dominating, there was only one man who could give him a run for his money, and that man was ME. I’m the guy who when Joey needed to make his first year Anniversary show a big success, he called me FIRST. I’m the guy who when Joey needed to take care of PKA’s disrespectful, backstabbing ass he called FIRST. So get your big caveman ass out here so I can treat you like you treat sheep, and make you my BITCH!
Ryder tosses the mic to the ground and waits in his chair.
Randy Long: And his opponent, from Glasgow, Scotland and weighing in at 254 pounds, he is the Warped Evolution Champion…WILLIAM WALLACE!
The arena blacks out as the bagpipes tune fill with air, as Flower of Scotland Begins to play Wallace appears from the curtain with the Evolution title around his waist carrying a walking frame with him to the ring. As he approaches the ring he forces the frame through the ropes before rolling under the bottom rope himself.
Wallace takes the microphone from Randy Long and begins to explain the walking frame...
William Wallace: Am sure you are all wonderin what the hell am doin out here with this, have a replaced the sheep with this four legged walkin frame? Have a fuck, am crazy no stupid. No this here belongs to The Rough Ryder, it is from his room at the retirement home, and god knows he is goin to need it after tonight when a kick his useless arse all over Boston. Ryder a know you want to convince everyone that you are only 27, an if that were true you must have had the hardest paper round known to man, bottom line is your time in WARPED is coming to an end once again, and a will take great pleasure in endin it.
Wallace puts the microphone down as the fans cheer. The ref calls for the bell and it sounds!
Tony D: And here we go!
Ryder and Wallace grapple. Wallace put Ryder in a side headlock. Wallace cranks the neck causing Ryder to fall to one knee. Right away the referee asks Ryder if he quits. Before Ryder can even give an answer he drives an elbow into Wallace’s stomach, grabs the arm and applies a hammerlock submission. Wallace shakes his head and counters the hammerlock into an armlock of his own. He then drives an elbow into Ryder’s forearm. Ryder tries to back away, but Wallace grabs hold of his shoulders and headbutts him in the back of the head. He does it again, and again, and again before letting go. Ryder falls to one knee yet again. Wallace runs the ropes and connects with a giant boot to the side of the head. Ryder falls to the mat and Wallace covers him.
Kickout. Wallace lifts Ryder up and scoop slams him back down. He turns to Grendel and mouths off something to him. Grendel simply laughs at Wallace and shouts a few explicit words himself. Wallace turns his attention back to Ryder and picks him up, but Ryder gets in a thumb to the eye that momentarily blinds his opponent.
Tony D: And Ryder with his dirty tactics that helped him gain many wins in Warped. Wallace’s distraction may cost him.
Kris Red: Sometimes you gotta play rough to get the results you want, Tony D. Ryder is a master of his craft.
Tony D: Wallace is no Boy Scout either. He’s not afraid to break a couple rules from time to time.
Kris Red: "We've already seen Team Joey dominate thus far in the previous two matches... so Wallace is doign what he has to get the job done."
Tony D: "Between Team Joey and the WARPED Originals or Team PKA and The Movement 2.0.. what side do you see yourself on, Grendel?"
Grendel: ”So you wanna know which side I am choosing?”
Ryder grabs Wallace and pushes him shoulder first into the nearest turnbuckle. He turns Wallace around and lands couple blows to the head. He then climbs up on Wallace and starts punching away as the fans count for him.
Fans: 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9!
Ryder stops at nine, leaps up and drives an elbow onto the bridge of the nose.
Kris Red: "Give us the news, Grendel!"
Grendel: ”Well lets put it this way if this was the Pepsi challenge I choose Dr. Pepper.”
Wallace leans against the ropes for support, but Ryder simply grabs the back of Wallace’s head and grinds his forehead against the top rope for a painful lesson in friction. Ryder then grabs Wallace from behind, lifts him up and connects with a backbreaker. Ryder covers.
Wallace kicks out.
Grendel: ”Do you think Ryder's mind is effected by the roids he takes?"
Tony D: "I really don't know if that's even true.. either way, The Rough Ryder is in control now!"
Ryder gets up and stomps away at Wallace until the referee forces him to back up. Ryder, not willing to listen to authority, pushes the referee aside and lifts Wallace up by his hair. He then wraps his arm around his shoulder and hits a vertical suplex. Ryder turns to the ropes, runs off them, and connects with a leg drop. He covers once again.
Wallace kicks out again.
Grendel:”Kris look you can see Deja's tits, I would tell Tony but i think he likes boys.”
Ryder sits Wallace up and puts him in a chin lock submission. Ryder adds to his aggression by driving his knee into the back of Wallace’s spine. Ryder can be heard verbally yelling at Wallace to give up, but he refuses to do so, shaking his head constantly to let the viewers at home know that he’s not a quitter. Having had enough of that, Ryder grabs Wallace’s arms and pulls them as far back as possible.
Kris Red: Make a wish, Tony D! Ryder’s about to snap a wing bone off.
Tony D: And he still continues to drive that knee into Wallace’s back. Ryder is merciless.
Sure enough, Ryder continues to drive his knee into Wallace’s back over and over again, each time seemingly more painful than the last. Finally, Wallace looks like he’s had enough. Mustering up all the strength he can, along with the claps and cheers of the fans, Wallace eventually powers himself back to his feet and breaks the hold. Ryder has no time to be surprised as he gets walloped with lefts and rights from the Scotsman. Wallace grabs Ryder and whips him into the ropes. On the return he knocks Ryder down with a wild forearm shot to the face. He then grabs the dazed Ryder, hoists him up over his shoulder, and drops him with a running powerslam. He hooks the leg and covers.
Ryder kicks out just before the count of three. Jessica breathes a sigh of relief, but that breath doesn’t last long as Wallace gets back to work pummeling Ryder with powerful clubbing blows to the back.
Grendel: ”Wallace here is living proof that man can love animals a bit to much.”
Kris Red: "That's true! Good thing Sheep have been banned from ringside."
Wallace presses Ryder up against the ropes and lands a kidney blow or two before hip tossing Ryder to the mat. He waits for Ryder to get back to his feet, and when he does he lunges forward and spears him to the mat.
Tony D: A spear from the Scotsman!
Kris Red: Come on Ryder, make a comeback already!
Wallace covers Ryder once again, but before the referee can make a count Jessica stands on the apron and yells at the referee. The ref looks over at Jessica and orders her to get off the apron. Wallace goes over to Jessica and yells at her to get down as well. The stubborn manager argues back, and meanwhile Ryder is starting to get back to his feet. He notices Wallace is distracted and uses that to his advantage. He sneaks up behind his opponent, grabs him from behind and rolls him up into a pin. Jessica conveniently decides to end her argument and hop off the apron while the referee makes the count.
Wallace kicks out, but Ryder stays on him with a haymaker punch that knocks him to the mat. Ryder lifts Wallace walks back into the ropes, runs off them and connects with a running knee lift to the face. Ryder turns to the fans and mocks them. They in turn boo him.
Grendel: ”Is this match stilling going on?"
Tony D: Ryder should spend less time poking fun of the fans, and more time on Wallace.
Kris Red: Ryder is a confident man, Tony. He knows he’s got this in the bag.
Grendel: ”Did you know I am going to be on national TV now?"
Kris Red: "Care to elaborate?"
Ryder grabs Wallace and quickly drops him back down with an inverted DDT. He then runs the ropes and hits a diving knee drop. Ryder decides to get go up top to finish him off. He climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and braces himself as Wallace gets back to his feet. When he does, Ryder leaps off looking for an axe handle smash, but Wallace quickly gets behind Ryder, applies a full nelson, and slams him to the mat hard.
Tony D: Full nelson slam, and could that be all she wrote for Ryder?
Wallace covers Ryder.
NO! Ryder barely with a shoulder up. Wallace signals for the beginning of the end. He lifts Ryder up and headbutts him before setting him between his legs.
Tony D: The end could be near for Ryder!
Kris Red: *gulp*
Wallace lifts him up for the sitout powerbomb, but Ryder manages to grab Wallace’s head and drop him with a DDT.
Kris Red: He countered! YES!
Grendel: ”Kris Check out the tits And ass on Deja here man she is hot. I mean you could bonuce a qurater off her tits And have two dimes land on her ass And still have a nickle.”
Kris Red: "Sexy.."
Ryder gets to his feet and waits for Wallace to do the same. Wallace is up, and a crescent kick to the chin makes its target. Wallace stumbles back. Ryder then kicks Wallace in the gut, hooks the arms and drops him with the Dangerous Driver! Ryder with the cover.
Kris Red: IT’S OVA!
The bell sounds as Ryder gets to his feet and celebrates as his arm is raised by the referee. The fans boo Ryder as loud as they can.
Randy Long: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner…THE ROUGH RYDER!.
Tony D: And Ryder with the win! Impressive showing by both Ryder and Wallace.
Kris Red: What did I tell you, Tony D? Ryder is a winner, and will always BE a winner.
Ryder looks over at Jessica and motions for her to give him the chair. Jessica happily obliges. Ryder takes the chair and waits for Wallace to get back up.
Tony D: No, no! Don’t do this!
Wallace to his feet, and Ryder cracks Wallace over the head with the chair. Wallace falls like a sack of bricks. Ryder drops the chair on the ground, lifts Wallace, and sets him between his legs yet again.
Tony D: That’s enough! What’s he trying to prove here?
Kris Red: Wallace, and the rest of Movement 2.0, are getting a lesson from Ryder.
Ryder hooks the legs and drops yet another Dangerous Driver on Wallace. The Evolution champion is out cold as Ryder stands over him victorious. “Show Me A God” plays over the speakers as Jessica enters the ring and stands by her man.
Tony D: There was absolutely no need for Ryder to do that. He already won the match, damn it!
Kris Red: It’s mind games, Tony D. Not only has he gotten to Wallace, but every member of PKA’s team now has a tiny hint of uncertainty, all thanks to Ryder’s ruthless aggression here tonight.
Ryder pulls the chair off from Wallace and raises it over his head like a trophy. He looks over at Grendel. Grendel nods in approval of what he sees and simply claps for Ryder.
Tony D: Well Grendel seems to approve of Ryder’s actions. Do you think it was enough to sway him over to team Joey?
Kris Red: MORE than enough. What more proof do you need of the greatness of the Warped Originals.
Main Event - Rival Teams Collide - WARPED World Championship
Sean Edmunds vs. Alexander StarrZoe(c)
Fade in.. It's main event time!
Randy Long: “The following match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the Warped World Heavyweight Championship! Making his way to the ring, hailing from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, he is the Warped World Champion…ALEXANDER STARRZOOOEEE!!!”
The houselights in the small building dim as spotlights twirl around the small venue, focusing on the ring and the small entrance ramp. Multicolored orbs dance around the canvas as "Who Shot Ya?" by the Notorious B.I.G. begins to blast through the public announce system while the top of the metal ramp fills with smoke. Alexander StarrZoë emerges from the smoke to the cheers and applause of the fans, the World Title over his shoulder. Alex struts down the ramp, slapping the hands of a few fans sitting ringside and climbs to the top turnbuckle, staring into the people. Hopping into the ring, Starr climbs up on the second rope, facing the fans, and raises his fist into the air as the fans cheer; "StarrZoë! StarrZoë! StarrZoë!"
Tony D: “Starr looks pumped tonight and these fans seem to be behind him.”
Kris Red: “Why wouldn’t they be? It doesn’t matter where StarrZoë goes or whose hometown we’re in, Alex is the World Champion every town is his town!”
The cameras get a shot in the front row at ringside of Interim VWF General Manager, a man showing recent disgust toward WARPED on Twitter- Timothy Kahrs.
Tony D: "And there is the Interim VWF General Manager Timothy Kahrs.. He's here to observe Sean Edmunds tonight."
Kris Red: "He's been talking some crap on Twitter about WARPED, StarrZoe, and who knows what else... Sean is in VWF as well as WARPED, but I say he's all ours."
Tony D: "Of course VWF also apart of the CWC Multiverse along with WARPED and many other great companies. Let's see what happens."
Alexander’s name still rings throughout the building and the World Champion beams proudly as he is showered with praise. He attempts to begin speaking but is drowned out by the cheers. Pausing another moment to take it all in, Starr raises his hand in the air and silences the crowd. StarrZoë adjusts the belt on his shoulder and smiles for a moment, contemplating his thoughts.
Alexander StarrZoe: “Tonight…I may be in someone else’s neighborhood, but this is my fucking house! It doesn’t matter where I go, I always make it my goal to take over! Looking around tonight, I can see that the Edmunds family has made it out, glad to know you guys took me up on my offer for front row seats, I want you to see EVERYTHING that I do to Sean tonight. I’ve heard that Timothy Karhs, the Viking Wrestling Federation general manager would be making an appearance tonight, though I can’t seem to find him. I do hope he makes it out tonight; nothing makes me happier than beating the shit out of people in front of those that care about them. Tonight, Warped Wrestling makes it debut right here in Bean Town, so far, the show has been incredible, and it’s only going to get better! Edmunds, tonight, I don’t care if you have the support of Joey Matthews, the hometown crowd, or the fucking US Marines, nothing is going to save your ass! You’re unworthy of this title shot, you’ve been given this opportunity for no reason whatsoever, I can name ten guys that are more deserving than you. The only reason Joey gave you this shot, from what I hear, is because you apparently are the best dick sucker in that whole stable. That’s probably why Karhs hasn’t taken that shitty VWF title off you yet either. Joey, I know you’re back there and I know you’ll be watching this match very closely; listen up jerkoff; you might have run Emily Corlen out of this place, you might have persuaded that asshole MacNichol and the yuppie douche bag I’m facing tonight to choose money over loyalty, hell, you may even my former advisory Grendel, with the help of that bitch that follows you around, a Lazy Boy, and a bunch of grapes that ‘Joey Matthew has your best interest at heart’, but in two weeks, at the 2nd Anniversary Show, I’m going to rid you and the rest of the cancer that you unhooked from their dialysis machines so they could make a return from Warped, and return to this place to some type of semi-balance of power in the hands of PKA! Now then…”
The World Champion is suddenly caught off as the lights in the arena go out.
The entire building waits for Boston's own Sean Edmunds. Grendel is still being fed grapes at ringside in his recliner next to Tony D and Kris Red. Deja is having a seat next to him as well.
Grendel: ”Oh a StarrZoe match time to travel back to 1995 when he was last cool.”
"Edmunds! Edmunds!" "StarrZoe! StarrZoe" dueling chants are going on as anticipation is at a high..
Tony D: "Alexander StarrZoe looks to put his World Championship on the line now against Boston's own Sean Edmunds.. once the lights come up.."
The first few guitar riffs of "Brain Stew" by Green Day blare over the PA system...the fans pop loud for him, but there are still some boos in the crowd.
Randy Long: "And his opponent.. fro-"
Suddenly the lights come up and Sean Edmunds is in the ring with a steel chair in hand! The music cuts!
Tony D: "Hey look out!"
Edmunds charges at StarrZoe who quickly extends his leg and hits a spin kick to the chair, knocking Edmunds right in the face!
Kris Red: "StarrZoe blocked it!"
The referee calls for the bell to get this match underway! Alexander StarrZoe looks down at Sean Edmunds who isn't moving at all. Starr looks left and right and then turns around and hops up onto the top buckle.
Tony D: "Wait just a minute!"
He then comes off with the 450 Splash!
Kris Red: "The Rising Starr!"
He hooks both legs as Edmunds still looks to be out...
The bell sounds and this one is over!
Kris Red: "What the WHAT!?"
Tony D: "Alexander StarrZoe picks up the quickest win in perhaps WARPED Wrestling history!"
StarrZoe gets handed the World Title and he can't believe it as "Who Shot Ya?" plays over the PA System in the Wonderland Ballroom. A portion of the crowd is chanting "Bullshit! Bullshit!" as StarrZoe celebrates on the turnbuckle with his title high in the air.
Randy Long: "Here is your winner and STILL World Champion - Alexander StarrZoe!"
Sean Edmunds comes to and realizes what happened as StarrZoe is celebrating.
Tony D: "That was.. quick."
The cameras catch Interim VWF GM Timothy Kahrs stand up in his seat and shake his head in disappointment. He then leaves his seat and starts walking out.
Kris Red: "Uh, there goes The VWF GM! Get out!"
Sean picks up the chair and slams it over the back of Starr.
Kris Red: "Whoa, and there goes Sean Edmunds!"
The music cuts out as the fans react with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Grendel: ”I hate to say this,but yeah I think Edmunds is better on a lot of diffferent levels.”
Tony D: "But he just lost the match in about ten seconds!"
Kris Red: "And now - it's on."
Edmunds puts the boots to the champ as he fights his way back up to his feet, pulling the ropes. Edmunds kicks him in the gut as he's in the corner. Irish whip.. StarrZoe counters.. Edmunds hits the corner buckles.. Starr grabs the chair and hurls it at Edmunds but he ducks down and rolls out of the ring! StarrZoe drops down and slides out making a chase. Edmunds rushes around the ring - past Grendel, Randy Long, Tony D and Kris Red, and StarrZoe follows. Edmunds turns a corner and rolls into the ring. Starr slides in and Edmunds rolls out. Starr chases after and gets on the outside just as Edmunds is looking for an escape path. He starts up the aisle between the barricade of fans as they reach out to grab him and he avoids them all. Suddenly the fans pop as PKA slowly steps out on crutches and Edmunds bumps into him and turns around and looks surprised!
Tony D: "PKA in the house!"
Kris Red: "He's out here with a neck injury and on crutches, come on what is he doing?!"
PKA, with neckbrace and crutches and all, stands his ground. He lifts a microphone and leans on one of the crutches.
PKA: "I have been backstage watching as my guys have been coming back one by one by one after being knocked out, cheap shotted, and caused ridiculous pain. You're not getting away with anything of the sort, Sean. I-"
Edmunds then throws a right hand at PKA, taking him down!
Tony D: "Oh my God! PKA's head hit the floor!"
Alexander StarrZoe comes from behind and clubs Edmunds in the back, taking him down to a knee. Starr kneels down and checks on PKA who looks to be in a lot of pain. Edmunds picks him up and tosses him into the barricade! He brings Starr up and Starr lifts him up and drops him face-first onto the top of the barricade. Edmunds crawls towards the curtains but Starr brings him up.. but he stops as Joey Matthew makes his way out from the curtain and the fans erupt in boos!
Tony D: "The President of WARPED is out here now! PKA is down and hurt. StarrZoe and Edmunds are going at it!"
Grendel: ”Pat i got nothing against him it is just i don't want to be involved in the middle of this shit storm i got better things to do.”
StarrZoe stands face-to-face with Joey Matthew as Joey stands his ground and tries to not look intimidated. Suddenly Edmunds comes from behind and hits a low blow on StarrZoe. He then turns him around and hurls him through the curtains and heads back. The camera man starts to go back but Joey Matthew reaches out and stops him. Joey, looking directly into the camera, shakes his head and index finger. "No no, ignore them. Film me. I have something to say."
He then bends over and picks up the microphone that PKA had in his hand. PKA is laid out on the floor.
Joey Matthew: "P.. K.. A.. you talk about not having fear, not having limits, and loving pain, right? Well, are you afraid now? Has the limit been reached? How's that pain going through your head, neck, back, and entire body right now? In just two weeks my team will step into that ring (he points to the ring) and destroy your team. And, with Grendel on our side, and you being too injured to compete, looks like it's going to be a FIVE on FOUR handicap match!"
"Fuck You Joey!" *Clap Clap Clap-Clap-Clap* - "Fuck You Joey!" *Clap Clap Clap-Clap-Clap* - "Fuck You Joey!" *Clap Clap Clap-Clap-Clap*
Joey Matthew: "Ahem..."
"Fuck You Joey!" *Clap Clap Clap-Clap-Clap*
Joey starts heading toward the ring now. Paramedics rush in to check on PKA in the background as the camera follows Joey to the steps.. he walks up, and enters the ring.
Joey Matthew: "Speaking of Grendel. Grendel! How have you enjoyed the Night of Leisure? How's the grapes? Comfortable enough in that recliner? Did Deja do a great job?"
Deja winks up at Joey and poses as a few of the male fans hoot and holler.
Grendel gets up out of the recliner And gets in the ring And calls for a mic.
Joey Matthew: "Grendel, it's time to tell the world!"
Grendel: "Ok so I guess it is that time of the night where I say what side I am going to be on."
Grendel pause And looks out into the crowd. Joey Matthew has a huge smile on his face.
Grendel: "I have said time And time again I am not taking a side."
Joey's smile fades fast.
Grendel: "See I am a Wrestling superstar now I am making millions of dollars now why would I risk that for some stupid ego war?"
Joey Matthew: "Wait, you're kidding me, right? You know damn good and well that we agreed back in December that you'd join my group! You ARE a WARPED Original. You HATE PKA. Think about it..."
Grendel: "Look WARPED was my starting place And it will always have a special place in my heart, but really I don't want any part of this."
Tony D: "Grendel just turned down Joey Matthew AND PKA's teams.. and apparently he's legitimately signed a contract with somewhere?"
Kris Red: "Wow. Joey Matthew can't believe this."
Joey Matthew: "Okay, cut the crap. You know damn good and well that you were one of the original five guys in the disguises.. what the hell are you trying to pull? Do you want these fans to think you're some GREAT guy now? You participated in ALL of those beat downs! What in the HELL are you talking about God Damnit?!"
Grendel: "Joey, Pat, good Luck but I am out of here."
???: "I was hoping you'd say that."
Grendel looks around for the source of the voice, but doesn't see anyone.
Grendel: "Who said that?!"
???: "Over here, big man."
Joey and Grendel turn around and the cameras finally catch a figure holding a microphone and wearing a grey hooded sweater. The hood conceals the face from the audience.
Kris Red: Who gave that fan a microphone?! Somebody call security!
Tony D: Well I wanna hear what he has to say. And did we just hear Joey Matthew say that Grendel was one of the Masked Men in the beginning stages of this battle?!
Grendel walks up against the ropes and leans against them, towering over the fans below.
Grendel: "You've got some nerve interrupting me, kid!"
???: "Well i've also got some nerve to kick your ass up and down that ring. Unless you're too big of a coward."
Grendel looks taken aback by this.
Grendel: "You want a piece of me? Come on in! Security, let him through!"
"What in the hell is going on here?! Grendel?! Who in the hell is this guy?!" screams Joey off mic.
The hooded figure brushes past the security guards, hops over the barricade, and slides into the ring, his face still hidden from view.
Tony D: "I admire this kid's bravery, but he's going to get annihilated by Grendel!"
Kris Red: "The janitor will be mopping him off the mat. I love it!"
While the man drops his microphone, Grendel charges at the hooded individual. The mystery man sees this coming and literally beats him to the punch with a flurry of right hands. Grendel stumbles back allowing the man time to run the ropes and hit a flying clothesline that knocks Grendel off his feet.
Kris Red: WHAT?!
Tony D: I don't think this is just any fan. He's been in a ring before!
Grendel tries to get back up, but the man is already targeting him with punches to the forehead and temple. Grendel pushes him back and goes for a big boot to the face, but the man ducks, grabs Grendel from behind and hits an atomic drop that sends Grendel into the ropes. The man runs forward and clotheslines Grendel over the top and to the floor. The man stands in the center of the ring while the fans cheer loudly for him.
Kris Red: Grendel's down! Who IS this guy?!
The man turns to the camera and pulls his hood down revealing himself.
Tony D: NO WAY!
Kris Red: NO! Not him! Anyone but him!
Tony D: He's back! We haven't seen SwitchBlade since last July at WARPED 30 when Grendel put him out of action! We thought SwitchBlade would never wrestle again!!!
The fans erupt into an ovation of cheers for the return of...
Fans: "SWITCHBLADE! SWITCHBLADE! SWITCHBLADE! SWITCHBLADE!"
SwitchBlade raises his arms up and soaks in the long needed adulation of the fans he left so long ago. Grendel, now back on his feet, stares up at SwitchBlade. He looks as if he's just seen a ghost. He yells at SwitchBlade, but the fans are cheering too loud to hear him. SwitchBlade picks up the microphone and looks at Grendel.
SwitchBlade: "Warped 43...is this company's two year anniversary show. I don't think it would be much of an anniversary show without Warped's first ever World Heavyweight Champion, now would it?!"
The fans cry out no and cheer some more.
SwitchBlade: "Grendel! Me and you...one more time at Warped 43. And this time, i'm going to finish the job. Later, big man."
SwitchBlade drops the microphone and grins at Grendel. Grendel, shaken up by the sudden return of his adversary, heads up the ramp and curses at SwitchBlade. The fans repond to SwitchBlade.
Fans: "WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK!"
Tony D: I didn't think we'd ever see him again, but SwitchBlade is BACK!
Kris Red: I think i'm going to be sick.
Tony D: Not only that, but at Warped 43, he's taking on Grendel!
Kris Red: Grendel took him out once before. He can do it a second time!
Tony D: Can SwitchBlade make a successful return to the Warped ring, or is it too soon? And it's a Eight Man Tag Team Elimination Match with BOTH WARPED Championships on the line as well as Joey Matthew and PKA's futures in this company! Folks, you can't afford to miss Warped 43!"
SwitchBlade exits the ring and high fives a few fans before slipping into the crowd and out of sight as the show fades to the WARPED logo...
""All your base are belong to Gust!""
- Raging Dead