2/4/12 - Dearborn, Michigan - The Ford Community and Performing Arts Center
You open the DVD of WARPED 40 and enter it into your favorite DVD player. The sounds of "Pogo" by Digitalism play as the WARPED Wrestling logo floats down from the top to the middle of the screen. Underneath that fades in to words "Play DVD". You click... and the show begins.
Earlier - Backstage
Fade in.. We are backstage at the Ford Community and Performing Arts Center when Outkast enters the scene with a huge smile on his face. The crowd instantly cheers at the site of him. Standing next to him is WARPED reporter Kelly Calloway.
Kelly Calloway: “With me at this time is none other than NEWera Wrestling star, Outkast. Outkast, this is your very first time competing in a WARPED ring, how are the nerves?”
Outkast grins a bit before responding.
Outkast: “I'll have to admit that I'm more nervous for tonight than any match I've had in a long while. Simply put, I'm more anxious than anything.”
Kelly Calloway: “Tonight you will face Cameron Macnichol, Leon Stone, and Anton Chase. Anton had a few things to say about you during a recent promo.”
Outkast nods his head in agreement.
Outkast: “That he did.”
Kelly Calloway: “Any response?”
Outkast: “You know, I thought about this all night since hearing what he had to say and the kid was right in a way. I did make it sound like he was green but we all know he isn't. When I say kid, that's because he is exactly that, a kid. He's still in his twenties, twenty eight to be exact. He got his start professionally in the year two thousand. That means he was around seventeen or eighteen. That's pretty impressive to begin professionally. I got my start in two thousand one, so yeah, I'm not the only one quote on quote misguided or stupid. I'm older than him but I don't want him to think just because he debuted a year earlier than me that he has the advantage here. Because before my professional debut, I was taking bumps since I was fourteen years old.”
Kelly Calloway: “So you're saying you still have the experience over Anton Chase?”
Outkast: “I'm not saying that at all. What I am saying, and I hope Anton is paying close attention, the kid is 7-7 here in WARPED. He's batting .500 at best. Not to take anything away from his skills but if he was so good being a veteran and all of near eleven years you would think he could win a match or two.”
Kelly Calloway: “I see your point.”
Outkast: “See, I do my research unlike some people. Anton wants to point fingers and try and make others look stupid? That's fine by me. He can get ahead however he wants. But tonight the faces three others and that means he has a one in four shot of winning.”
Outkast looks directly into the camera with a wink and a smile.
Outkast: “Chances are somebody is going 7-8 tonight.”
He pats Kelly on the back and heads off. Fade out..
The scene switches where we see PKA entering the building with his duffle bag over his shoulder. He's wearing a black jacket with a red Story of the Year shirt underneath, and black jean shorts, along with a black bandana over his shaggy hair. He's confronted by Austin Sanders who holds a microphone and stops PKA.
Austin Sanders: "PKA, if I could just quickly get your thoughts as to what happened at WARPED 39 when Sean Edmunds showed his true colors and joined up with Joey Matthew, plus what are your thoughts on your former teammate Korrupt as wellas The Rough Ryder being back in WARPED?"
PKA coughs in his arm for a few seconds and takes a breath.
PKA: "Sorry, been battling a cold. What are my thoughts? Simple - I'm pissed. I was pissed two weeks ago when I couldn't do anything to save my friends and I'm still pissed now. Thing is, I'm also sick, and I showed up, so I'm pissed off that I couldn't stay home and get better. Instead, I'm here to fuck some bitches up."
PKA starts to walk off but Sanders stops him.
Austin Sanders: "BUT! PKA how will you do that? You're out-numbered tonight with StarrZoe and Crowbar being banned from the arena."
PKA unzips his duffle bag and pulls out a lead pipe.
PKA: "They like to use these things.. well, I brought my own, and tonight, I plan on using it."
PKA nods and heads off down the hall as the WARPED logo fades in and out...
Opening Match - Four Corner Survival
Anton Chase vs. Outkast vs. Cameron MacNichol vs. Leon Stone
All four men are in the ring as Anton Chase has just entered. Anton Chase requests a microphone from Randy Long and he hands it over. The music dies down...
Tony D: "Welcome to WARPED 40 fans! We're about to kick off our opening contest - a four corner survival match - but it looks like Anton Chase has something to say first.
Anton Chase: "All week long people have been asking me what side am I on, asking me why I refused Joey Matthews help last week on Warped 39 during my match. There’s no secret that I’ve had issues with both sides I’m not fond of PKA but I think he did an alright job and Joey Matthew is a parasite that sucks the life out of everyone, but if this was a year ago I’d probably would have accepted Joey Matthew’s invite but it’s not you see I’m reformed. So as far as I’m concerned I’ve just answered everyone’s questions and to be clear I’m not on Joey Matthews’s side if PKA needs an extra hand then I’ll be happy to get some payback. So let’s get this match started."
Chase hands the microphone back to Randy Long.
Tony D: "Anton Chase has made it clear that he is on the side of PKA’s if needed for this war for ownership. Big news!"
Kris Red: "And what's up! I'm pumped for another great night of WARPED Wrestling. Forty shows, Tony D! Wow!"
Tony D: "No kidding, Kris. And we're kicking it off with a Four Corner Survival Match. It's Anton Chase versus Cameron MacNichol vs. Leon Stone versus a newcomer to WARPED - Outkast!"
Kris Red: "Two men in the ring at once.. and it looks like it's gonna be Outkast and Cameron kicking things off. We're in Cam's hometown. He's got family and friends sitting front row and everything."
The bell sounds..Outkast and Cameron MacNichol lock up in the center of the ring, with MacNichol gaining the advantage into the headlock takedown and he stays on him with the front facelock applied. Outkast pushes himself up slightly and then grabs an arm of MacNichol and twists his entire body, twisting the arm in the process down to the mat. He then applies a side headlock on the mat. MacNichol gets to his knees, and Outkast begins rising up with him, keeping the headlock sinched in. Both of them rise up, and Outkast holds the submission in as MacNichol backs him into the corner where Anton Chase stands. He raises his hands up as to not tag himself in as MacNichol slowly backs off from Outkast, then paintbrushes the face of Chase!
Tony D: "Whoa what was that all about!?"
Chase gets into the ring and goes after MacNichol but the referee stops him. Chase says it was a tag! It was a tag! But the ref insists it was not and makes him get back out on the apron.
Kris Red: "Both Chase and MacNichol are making waves in WARPED Wrestling lately, Tony D! Wouldn't you agree?"
Tony D: "No doubt! They've been with the company since almost the very beginning and have really risen through the ranks."
Back to the action, as Outkast and Cameron MacNichol stare each other down and lock up. Outkast grabs the left arm of MacNichol and twists it, MacNichol dropping to a knee. He fights back, grabs the arm of Outkast and twists it up, then going behind in a hammerlock. Outkast rolls out of it, reversing into a hammerlock of his own, and taking MacNichol down to the mat, holding the hammerlock on. The referee checks if MacNichol wants to give and he says no-no-no. MacNichol and Outkast begin rising up and Outkast pushes MacNichol forward into the corner where Leon Stone stands and Outkast tags out. He releases the hold and gets on the apron as Stone enters.
Tony D: "Here comes Leon Stone, the man who's probably one of the most active WARPED talents on Twitter, and very outspoken, sometimes a little too much so."
Kris Red: "Yeah I tell ya, anytime I'm hanging with PKA he won't shut up about how many times he's almost blocked Leon Stone for his stupidity. Then, PKA makes me read the tweets. What a dummy!"
Cameron MacNichol backs up, readying himself for the new opponent, and the two meet in the middle of the ring, locking up. MacNichol and Stone struggle for control, and MacNichol backs Stone back into the corner where Outkast stands, and he quickly tags himself back into the match. MacNichol backs off, and Leon Stone looks at him wondering WTF? He complains to the ref who says its a legal tag and Stone is forced out.
Tony D: "The newcomer, Outkast, deciding he's going to enter this match. Now remember, tags are NOT necessary in a Four Corner Survival Match. Under "scramble" rules, or Mexican Lucha Libre rules, if you want out of the match, you could simply leave the ring and someone could come in to take your place."
Kris Red: "But Outkast didn't want to wait for someone to decide they wanted out. He wants that win!"
Outkast and MacNichol tie up.. go behind by Outkast.. MacNichol counters into his own reverse waistlock.. Outkast grabs the head of MacNichol, jumps up and takes him down with a big snap mare. MacNichol up, and charges at Outkast, dropping down to the mat.. Outkast leaps over, off the ropes, MacNichol to his feet, leapfrogs over Outkast.. both turn around and Outkast with an armdrag!
Tony D: "Impressive!"
Both up.. armdrag from MacNichol! MacNichol up, Outkast trips him up and covers..
Kick out.. MacNichol sweeps the legs of Outkast.. cover!
Kick out and both get to their feet in a fighting stance, as the fans cheer and show their appreciation.
Kris Red: "Neither Outkast or Cameron MacNichol able to pick up a pinfall there, but great back and forth wrestling. I love this stuff!"
Tony D: "There's no doubt that the fans here in Dearborn love it just as much, Kris!"
Both competitors tag out, Outkast tagging in Anton Chase, Cameron tagging in Leon Stone.
Tony D: "And there's the tags."
Kris Red: "Ya think Leon Stone will be in the match for more than 5 seconds this time, Tony D?"
Tony D: "I'd certainly hope so, for his sake."
Kris Red: "All he needs is 3 seconds to pick up a win, though! So anything can happen."
Both men circle the ring and ready themselves... Leon Stone extends his left hand, looking for a knuckle lock. Chase accepts, then they lock right hands as well and begin a test of strength. Stone forces Chase down to both knees, but Chase fights up off his knees and to a vertical position. Chase with a boot to the midsection, into the snap mare, but Leon Stone rolls through it.. both men lock up again, struggling for control. Chase with the go behind into hammerlock, but Stone quickly counters into his own hammerlock, then grabs the head of Stone.
Tony D: "Hammerlock by Chase, countered into one from Stone and now the cravate around the head of the former Evolution Champion."
Stone twists away at the neck of Chase, then grabs the left arm and twists it. Chase drops to a knee, rolls forward, spins, then does a headstand over, then twists the arm of Stone! Stone drops to both knees. He fight sback up, elbow to the face into a snap mare, but Chase grabs the arm of Stone and brings him to his feet, but then Stone escapes and snapmares Chase over and applies a chinlock, quickly escaped by Chase, as he grabs the arm of Stone and stands up, twisting away. Stone stands up, slaps the arm away, snapmare..and once again, Chase escapes and has the arm of Stone!
Tony D: "Ya know, that just doesn't seem to be working out for ol' Leon."
Kris Red: "And to think, he compared every man in this match to trash at the landfill.. I gotta tell ya, that might've been the most creative I've ever seen him be, but that could get him some enemies!"
Stone stands up, trying to push Chase away, but Chase holds the wrist tightly, twisting it. Stone spins his body, escaping, and then armdrags Chase down, and into a chinlock, a look of confidence on his face as he shouts 'yeahhhh' but once again, Chase escapes into the wrist lock!
Kris Red: "Poor Leon.."
Stone rises to his feet, and looks for an out. He drives his elbow into the head of Chase, not once, not twice, but three times! Chase is stunned, and Stone pulls him in and delivers a hard right hand, and another, and another! Chase drops to the mat and brings himself back up and Stone is ready for him as he bounces off the ropes and clotheslines him down. Chase gets back up to his feet and Stone runs to the ropes, but Cameron MacNichol reaches out and tags himself in! Stone stops, looks frustrated, and MacNichol enters the ring. Stone gets out on the apron, non-too-pleased, and MacNichol confidently enters the ring, turning away from Stone and right into an armdrag from Anton Chase!
Tony D: "Cameron MacNichol tagged himself in there but perhaps that wasn't such a good idea as Leon Stone was ready for him with that armdrag takedown!"
Kris Red: "And from what I hear, Cameron MacNichol hasn't been having the best time as of late after his sister Dyan was attacked by Grendel at WARPED 39... but it's safe to say this hometown crowd of his is really getting behind him!"
Chase stays on the mat and holds onto the arm of MacNichol. MacNichol tries pushing himself back to his feet as Chase holds onto that arm, wrenching it away. The crowd here in Dearborn, just minutes from MacNichol's hometown of Detroit, cheer him on! MacNichol finds it in him to scoop Chase up and slam him to the mat! MacNichol hits the ropes, Chase to his feet, Chase goes for a clothesline but MacNichol ducks and hits a Russian Legsweep into the cover..
Both men get to their feet and MacNichol goes for a STO but Chase elbows out of it and hits a quick swinging neckbreaker into the cover..
Both up to their feet now as Chase backs MacNichol into the corner and drives his shoulder into the midsection. He then brings MacNichol away from the corner and hits a backbreaker.. Cover.
Anton Chase brings the hometown hero up to his feet and goes for the irish whip and MacNichol hits the turnbuckle hard. Chase methodically takes his time. He then sends MacNichol across the ring and into the corner buckle, and charges in but MacNichol gets the boot up and kicks Chase in the jaw! MacNichol rolls forward and tags out to Outkast, and he quickly rolls out of the ring as he gets in.
Kris Red: "MacNichol was in need of a breather so he just tagged out to Outkast, easy does it!"
Outkast quickly goes to work, dropping an elbow on the fallen Anton Chase. He backs up and falls, headbutt to the chin! Cover..
Tony D: "And now the two Cali boys go at it! I think Outkast might be the second wrestler to ever hail from California to be on the WARPED roster, with Anton Chase being the first. I could be wrong, but let's go with it!"
Kris Red: "Way to do your research, Tony D! That'll make you an award-winning pretend announcer in no time!"
Outkast now brings Chase to his feet, go behind, hits the Snap scoop powerslam and quickly grabs hold of a chinlock. Chase reaches and grabs the head of Outkast, and he uses his leg strength to push up, then drop down into a jawbreaker! Outkast stumbles back, grabbing his jaw, and Chase tags out to Leon Stone. Exit Chase, Enter Stone, who comes in and kicks Outkast in the midsection. He backs him into the ropes, irish whip, Outkast off the ropes, and Stone with a dropkick. Cover!
Stone grabs the legs of Outkast and looks to perhaps lock in a submission of some sort but Outkast fights it off and kicks Stone in the face. He steps back and Outkast gets to his feet. Stone charges at him and Outkast hits a Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Stone rolls to a corner and rolls out of the ring, going right by Cameron MacNichol, who quickly enters and goes right after Outkast but he is ready for him as he brings his leg up for a kick, but MacNichol ducks and hits a jawbreaker. Snapmare.. and a kick to the back! MacNichol takes a second to slap his chest and hold his arms up, posing for his hometown fans and family at ringside, who are all enjoying this contest thus far. He grabs Outkast and brings him to his feet, backs him into the ropes.. Irish whip by MacNichol, he charges in, drops down, Outkast off the ropes and leaps over him.. off the ropes and right into MacNichol who lifts him up and charges with a Running Powerslam! And into the cover..
Tony D: "Impressive maneuver from Cameron MacNichol, but could only pick up the 2 count."
MacNichol brings Outkast to his feet and goes for an irish whip, but he counters and sends him into the corner. The one-time NEWera World Champion runs, but The Dirty Mac gets the boot up and hops onto the second buckle. Stunned, Outkast is unaware of what's about to happen, as MacNichol leaps off for a Sunset Flip, hits it, but Outkast kicks out immediately and rolls back then comes at his opponent and dropkicks him in the face!
Tony D: "Dropkick to MacNichol! Cover!"
The fans in Michigan are going wild, enjoying every minute of this opening contest. Outkast brings Cameron MacNichol to his feet and backs him into the corner of Leon Stone, who blind tags the back of MacNichol. Outkast doesn't notice, as he sends MacNichol into the far corner with an irish whip, and charges in. He leaps into his arms, MONKEY FLIP~ but MacNichol lands on his feet! He turns around at Outkast, who goes for a clothesline, but MacNichol ducks, and in comes Leon Stone with a Bicycle kick to Outkast! Stone covers..
MacNichol kicks the head of Stone, breaking up the count, and brings him to his feet and sets him up for a piledriver, lifts him up and drops him on his head!
MacNichol gets to his feet and Anton Chase enters the ring, clubbing MacNichol in the back. He then knees him in the midsection repeatedly, backing him into the corner. Chase sets MacNichol up top and begins climbing, and hooks his arm for a Superplex. Meanwhile, Outkast gets out on the apron and flips over the ropes, grabbing the waist of Chase, bringing him down with a powerbomb as Chase hits the Superplex on MacNichol!
Kris Red: "Pyramid of DOOM~!"
"That was awesome!" chants fill the arena.. Outkast jumps on top of Chase with a cover..
He then goes and pins MacNichol..
Leon Stone is back into the shot now as he swings at Outkast but he ducks and connects with a discus lariat to Stone, dropping him to the mat. Stone gets back up and Outkast pushes him into the corner.. He delivers a hard knee to the ribs, and again, and again. Suddenly here comes Cameron MacNichol, but Outkast sidesteps, escaping through the ropes and he rams into Stone, head to head! Stone drops and MacNichol stumbles back as Outkast leaps onto the top rope and springs off with a clothesline onto MacNichol!
Tony D: "Springboard Clothesline from Outkast! Very impressive! Into the cover.."
Anton Chase dives in to break it up!
Chase brings MacNichol up, applies a reverse waistlock looking for a German Suplex, and in comes Outkast. Chase releases MacNichol and ducks a clothesline from Outkast and hits the German! Bridge!
MacNichol breaks it up!
Leon Stone then soars off the top rope with a Missle Dropkick!
Tony D: "Stone with the Missle Dropkick!"
He gets to his feet and Anton Chase clubs him in the back and sends him into the ropes with an irish whip, and on the rebound hits a Hurricanrana! Stone goes down. Chase turns around and Outkast is right there with a step-up Enziguri but Chase ducks under and Outkast goes face-first to the mat. Chase backs up as Outkast slowly pushes himself up and Anton comes at him with a swinging inverted neckbreaker and nails it!
Tony D: "The Chase Factor! He nailed it!"
Before Chase could go for a pin though here comes Cameron MacNichol with a SPEAR but Chase sidesteps it and MacNichol goes into the turnbuckle! Leon Stone then comes out of nowhere and hits a bulldog on Anton Chase! Cameron MacNichol pulls himself out of the corner as Stone then gets to his feet Stone clubs him in his back. Irish whip from Stone and he sends MacNichol into the ropes, but he holds on. Leon charges in but MacNichol sidesteps and Stone goes through the ropes! Cameron MacNichol is all fired up as he takes a look at Stone, slowly trying to get back up, MacNichol gets out on the apron and charges at Stone with a jumping clothesline! The fans cheer as MacNichol gets to his feet off that move.. but he doesn't notice that Anton Chase coming right for him as he then hits a Suicide Dive through the ropes, taking out MacNichol!! The fans are going wild with cheers and applause after that bigtime move, despite it being on their hometown guy! Chase gets to his feet as Leon Stone is as well. Stone delivers a right hand to Chase, and Chase delivers one back. Cameron MacNichol slowly starts getting to his feet too and suddenly Outkast comes off the top buckle with a crossbody, landing on all three men! The fans continue to cheer, another great move to the outside!
Kris Red: "This is amazing!"
Outkast stands up and raises his arms high as the fans cheer. He brings Leon Stone to his feet and rolls him into the ring, but from behind comes Cameron MacNichol who then pushes him into the barricade! Mac rolls into the ring and Stone is waiting for him as he stomps away. He brings MacNichol to his feet and sets him against the corner and delivers elbow strikes to his head. Irish whip into the corner.. Stone charges in but MacNichol gets the boot up. Stone stumbles back and drops to a knee, and MacNichol comes at Stone, pulls him in for a suplex, lifts him up and nails the Jackhammer! But before he could even score a one-count, Anton Chase hits a springboard legdrop, breaking it up! Outkast then quickly slides into the ring, un-noticed.. and Chase turns right around and into a Roundhouse kick to the chest, and Chase goes down. Outkast brings him to his feet and looks to set him up for a piledriver as he lifts him up and turns it into the Package Piledriver and connects!!
Tony D: "Outkast with the move Banned in America!"
Anton Chase is out on the mat. Leon Stone then spins Outkast around and kicks him in the gut.. setting him up for a powerbomb perhaps.. but he lifts him up Outsiders Edge style and tosses him to the mat!
Kris Red: "Crucifix Bomb from Leon Stone!"
Stone then turns around right in a CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL from Cameron MacNichol! The fans erupt as MacNichol calls for it to be over as he drops down and applies the Cobra Clutch on Stone, and he lifts him up to his feet as well, flinging him around.
Tony D: "Cameron MacNichol with the Cobra Clutch! This could be all she wrote!!"
The fans chant "TAP! TAP TAP!" and suddenly Anton Chase pulls MacNichol off of Stone... SUPERKICK!
Kris Red: "Oh snap!"
The momentum sends MacNichol over the top rope! The crowd erupts in boos as Chase now pulls Stone in for his finisher.. bringing him between his legs.. lifting him up.. hooking both arms around each leg and dropping him face-first to the mat with the Styles-Clash type move he calls CHAOS THEORY!
Tony D: "Chaos Theory!!!"
.. THREE!! !
The bell sounds.. that's it!
Randy Long: "Here is your winner - "The Future" Antonnnnn CHAAAAASE!"
His music hits the PA System as the Dearborn crowd give off a mixed reaction, yet many of them still applaud the effort of all men, however many are unhappy that their hometown guy got knocked out of the ring!
Kris Red: "What a match! Anton Chase came out of nowhere, hit the Superkick to take MacNichol out of the ring just as he was about to get the submission victory, and hit the Chaos Theory on Leon Stone for the 1- 2- 3."
Tony D: "What a match indeed to kick off WARPED 40 here at The Ford Community and Performing Arts Center!"
A shot of Cameron MacNichol on the outside is shown as he looks disappointed. The fans slap him on the back giving him the 'its okay' re-assurance as he doesn't look too pleased. He slides into the ring to confront Anton Chase and the two stand face-to-face. MacNichol looks pissed, but he quickly composes himself and quickly exits the ring, heading up the aisle. Outkast then appears next to Anton Chase with his hand extended. Chase looks down at the hand, and up at Outkast. He shakes his hand! The fans applaud at the show of respect from the two men. Leon Stone pulls himself up in the corner with the ropes and Outkast extends his hand, but Stone shakes his head, drops down and rolls out of the ring, as the crowd boos.
Tony D: "The newcomer Outkast definitely showing some respect to his opponents tonight.. but Leon Stone wanted no part in it. And Cameron MacNichol looks.. defeated, for lack of a better term."
Kris Red: "Well we'll be seeing him later on tonight when he referees the main event that definitely should've been his... when Grendel wrestles William Wallace for the Evolution Championship. I got a feeling.. that tonight's gonna be a good, good night. God, I love Four Corner Survivals."
Outside - Earlier Tonight
An "Earlier Tonight" tag is on the bottom of the screen. Grendel pulls up to the building and gets out of his car. As he's walking to the building he his met by Austin Sanders.
Austin Sanders: "Grendel, are you ready for tonight's match with William Wallace?"
Grendel "Yes I am I dont know how many times I have to say this I am not scared of grounds keeper Willy. Look I am walking in that building kicking his ass and walking out the new EVO champ and there is nothing anybody can do not Danny boy or Cameron I will be the four time champion."
Grendel's phone rings he looks at and rage comes across his face ”What the fuck you want!”.. Grendel walks into the building. Fade out.
CWC Ascension Invitational Tournament - Round 1 Match
Sean Edmunds(WARPED) vs. Alexander Koresh(UPW) vs. Kidd Love(NEW)
Randy Long: "The following Triple Threat match is a first round match for the CWC Ascension Invitational Tournament! In order to advance, you must either make the pinfall or submission, or avoid being the one who gets pinned or submitted."
The first few guitar riffs of "Brain Stew" by Green Day blare over the PA system.
Randy Long: "Introducing first, from Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at 228 pounds and being accompanied to the ring by Miss Karla - he represents WARPED Wrestling - "Sensational" Sean Edmunds!"
The lights dim and four local area women walk out holding Fourth of July sparklers ... they line the outside of the entrance way ... and through the curtain steps "Simply Sensational" Sean Edmunds. Miss Karla follows behind him and as they make their way to the ring, Edmunds jaws with a few fans. Edmunds climbs one of the corners and throws his hands in the air as the fans jeer him. He hops off, turns around and waits for Miss Karla to take off his robe.
Korn’s “Narcissistic Cannibal” begins playing over the loudspeaker.
Randy Long: "And his opponent.. from Abilene, Texas weighing in at 290 pounds, representing UPW, Alexander Koresh!!!!"
The roving arm of the overhead camera picks out people in the crowd. As they realize there on the screen they hold the signs higher. Orange strobes cut around the arena as blue smoke billows from underneath the grating on the ramp way. Two figures can be seen. The male is dressed in black robes with the hood pulled up. The female figure is stood beside him.
He pulls the hood down, dropping the robes to the floor. It's Alexander Koresh aka Nocturnal.
He stands motionless, emotionless. He stands with his arms outstretched like a crucifixion.
Kris Red: "This entrance is a lot more exciting in UPW, by the way, full of flames and such!"
Tony D: "Unfortunately, if any flames went out, that curtain would catch on fire and so would the entire building."
Laughing sadistically as he is joined by his sister Emily Koresh. They slowly walk towards the ring ignoring the cheers from the crowd. Nocturnal, dressed in a "Sadistic Bastard" T-shirt. As he passes a camera he stops and looks directly into the lens. He has the look of an arrogant champion on his face. Following close behind him dressed in black is his sister.
He climbs between the ropes and strides to the far side of the ring. Climbing the turnbuckle he lifts his arms up high too the cheers of the crowd. Flash bulbs blink from all around the arena catching this moment in history.
"Powertrip" by Monster Magnet begins playing over the loudspeaker. Randy Long: "And finally, from Hollywood, California weighing in at 225 pounds, representing NEW, Kidd Love!!!!" Kidd Love makes his way out with a hood over his head paying no mind to the crowd before flipping the hood off and throwing his arms out with a yell. He then struts to the ring ripping his arms away from the fans trying to grab at him before making his way up the stairs and entering the ring. He twirls around with his arms out and stroking his hair back. The bell sounds and Kidd Love comes out of his corner and throws a right hand at Sean Edmunds, knocking him up against the corner. He looks back at Koresh and waves and then turns to Edmunds and throws another right hand but Edmunds ducks, grabs him and puts him in the corner and delivers repeated right hands. The referee begins a five count..
He breaks loose and backs off as Alexander Koresh now gets involved clubbing Sean Edmunds from behind with a clothesline. Koresh now looks at Kidd Love who bounces off the ropes and leaps into the air and hits a Hurricanrana! Kidd gets back to his feet as does Koresh and he delivers a dropkick, sending the UPW star through the middle and top ropes down to the outside.
Edmunds now comes up from behind Kidd Love and rolls him up in a school boy pin.
Tony D: "Sean Edmunds wasting little time there trying to get the first pin of the match!"
Both of them are back up.. Edmunds once again goes for a pin, but this time he rolls Kidd Love up in a small package...
Kick out from NEWera's Kidd Love!
Tony D: "Another attempt for a pin but just a two count from Newera Wrestling's Kidd Love."
Kris Red: "I'm so excited, Tony D! We've got stars from all over! UPW, NEW, UWF, and APW!"
Tony D: "It's truly amazing, Kris."
Kris Red: "Yet we can't seem to budget getting us some better chairs to sit in? This is ridiculous."
Edmunds and Kidd Love both get to their feet and lock up in the center of the ring, fighting for control. Kidd Love applies a side headlock and wrenches it in, tightening it up. Edmunds drops to one knee and tries to escape. He gets back up and goes for a belly to back suplex, but Kidd Love lands on his feet. Edmunds turns around and Kidd Love goes for a Superkick and nearly takes Edmunds head off with it! Edmunds drops to the mat and Kidd Love tries to capitalize but Edmunds rolls under the bottom rope to ringside. Kidd Love then turns around and Alexander Koresh is in the ring as he charges and hits a back elbow to Kidd Love, taking him down.
He then picks up Kidd and bodyslams him to the mat... then leaps up and drops an elbow to the heart of Kidd Love. He stands up and poses for the fans as they give off a mixed reaction, and he once again hits the Jumping Elbow Drop! Koresh covers..
Koresh brings Kidd Love to his feet.. Irish whip into the corner. He charges in but Kidd gets his boot up and Koresh goes face-first into it! He stumbles away and Kidd Love charges and hits a Jumping Reverse Bulldog, planting Koresh to the mat! Kidd Love goes for the cover..
Sean Edmunds kicks Love in the back of his head! Kidd Love now grabs his head as Edmunds brings him to his feet and sets him for the Northern Lights Suplex, however Kidd Love grabs his arm and spins out of it, twisting the arm of Edmunds. Alexander Koresh then comes over and grabs the other arm of Edmunds and twists it. Edmunds drops to both knees, screaming out in pain. They work together to bring him to his feet and back him into the ropes... Double Irish whip.. Edmunds hits the ropes and they both deliver right hands to Edmunds and he goes down. Sean Edmunds starts holding his nose, as it was impacted by the double team. Alexander Koresh sees an opening and goes in for the pin...
Kidd Love pulls him off and goes for the cover..
Koresh pulls him off!
Alexander Koresh goes back to work on Sean, delivering some kicks to the back. Kidd Love gets up and heads towards Koresh, clubbing him in the back of the neck, dropping him to his knees. Kidd Love then executes a Crucifix backslide pin...
Tony D: "Backslide!"
Sean Edmunds comes over and kicks him square in the gut, causing Kidd Love to release the pin!
Tony D: "Ouch!"
Edmunds brings Kidd Love to his feet but Kidd Love counters into a jawbreaker and backs up for a Superkick and goes for it a second time in this match but Edmunds ducks it and hits a belly to back suplex! Edmunds stalks Love as he gets to his feet and once he does he kicks him in his feet.. Irish whip into the ropes.. Kidd Love bounces off and gets side-swiped by a big boot from Alexander Koresh, taking Kidd Love off his feet and dropping him to the mat!
Kris Red: "Holy crap Koresh came out of nowhere with that boot!"
Alexander Koresh goes for the cover... Edmunds shrugs and watches...
Tony D: "All it takes is one pinfall or submission and it's all over for whoever gets defeated, but the other two men advance in the tournament."
Kris Red: "That must be why Edmunds decided to not break it up."
Sean Edmunds: "Still, I'd imagine there'd be some bragging rights to actually pick up the victory in this historic first-round match!"
Edmunds now immediately brings Koresh to his feet and delivers a right hand and a kick to the gut. He hits the ropes and comes back for a Swinging Neckbreaker but Koresh counters into a backslide..
Both men get to their feet and Koresh kicks him in the gut and sets him up for a vertical suplex. He lifts him up but Edmunds is able to escape, landing behind him on his feet. He then leaps up and hits a Standing Dropkick, hitting Koresh in the back of the head and causing him to stumble into the ropes. Koresh holds onto the top rope and turns around, strattling the ropes, looking a little dazed. Edmunds approaches and delivers a right hand, followed by another, as the referee starts a five count to tell him to get out of the ropes.
Kidd Love hits the ropes opposite of the two, bounces off, and Edmunds hears him... He turns around and ducks a clothesline from Kidd Love and he goes right into Koresh, sending him over the top rope!
Kris Red: "And Alexander Koresh gets sent overboard!"
Sean wastes no time in hitting an Inverted Atomic Drop on Kidd Love and then bringing him for the Northern Lights.. and he hits it, bridging!
Tony D: "Edmunds hits the Northern Lights Suplex!"
Alexander tries to make it in the ring...
Kris Red: "Its OVA!"
Koresh didn't make it in time and the referee calls for the bell and it sounds!
Randy Long: "Your winner of the match - Sean Edmunds! Also advancing into Round 2 of the CWC Ascension Invitational - Alexander Koresh!"
"Brain Stew" by Green Day hits the PA system as Sean Edmunds stands up and has his arm raised in victory. A smile crosses his face as he looks on at Alexander Koresh at the other end of the ring, grabbing the back of his head after that landing to the floor moments prior. Edmunds smiles at him and goes through the middle and top rope, joining Miss Karla at ringside who holds his arm in the air.
Pre-Recorded Segment Outside
Fade in.. Alexander StarrZoë stands against the darkness of a rather warm Michigan night, the Warped World Championship over his shoulder and a smile on his face. StarrZoë appears to be standing in a parking lot that is overlooked by the Ford Community and Performing Arts Center. He smiles toward the camera and waves, lighting a cigarette.
Starr: “See Joey? You told me I couldn’t show up to the building tonight and Scout’s Honor, I didn’t! I did however promise the world that not a single Warped event would go by where I didn’t make an appearance, so I had to keep that promise as well. Tonight should be an amazing night, the preliminaries of the CWC Tournament, a tournament I have to head to VWF myself as well as Emily Corlen taking on and fucking up two of Matthew’s goons while Cameron puts Leon and I watch it all from afar, plotting and planning with Crowbar on just how exactly we’re going to escalate this war with Matthew to the point that Joey is running to the hills with his tail between his legs and his jerkoff lackeys in tow. You got off easy this time Joey boy, I may be barred from the building this event, but come Warped 41, I’m coming back with a vengeance. Pray to whatever God you worship that Emily Corlen gets her hands on you this week because you’re not going to like what I do to you at the next event.”
Alexander flips his cigarette at the camera and walks off into the night as the scene fadees out.
The lights around the arena go out as "Butterflies and Hurricanes" By Muse begins playing the fans begin to become confused as to what is going on and as the lights come on Gary Mac is now standing at curtain looking around. His wife Jasmine Knight is standing by his side with her arm around his waist, in Gary's right hand is a cigarette and in his left is a bottle of beer. He takes in the jeering from the crowd and then begins to walk slowly towards the ring alongside his wife whilst smoking the cigarette. "You Suck" can be heard from a fan as Mac passes by them, he reacts to this by flicking the ash towards the fan who moves back, again all Gary does is smile pleased with what he has done.
Best, You've got to be the best
You've got to change the world
And use this chance to be heard
Your time is now
The music continues playing as Gary steps up onto the apron and holds the ropes apart for his wife, Mac is dressed in a pair of jeans with brown boots, the top half of his body is covered with a Gary Mac, "Too Fucking Good" T-Shirt. Once Jasmine is in the ring Gary leaps over with the cigarette in his mouth and the beer still in his hand. The music dies down as he takes a drag from the smoke and then takes a drink from the cigarette before walking around the ring for a few minutes. The crowd are stilling booing and letting him know what they think about him as he reaches into the back of his jeans and pulls out a microphone.
Gary Mac: "Your God has finally landed in Warped, someone to give this place a little bit of "starr" power."
A huge round of "Fuck You Gary" begins to echo throughout the crowd.
Gary Mac: "While you continue to chant that, let me just state this state is a piece of trash and everyone of you just wish you could be as great as me, now if you can will you all please shut the fuck up?"
As the crowd begin dying down Jasmine kisses Mac on the cheek before taking a drink of his beer, Mac then drinks the rest smokes the last part of his cigarette and places it in the bottle.
Gary Mac: "Well you all may have saw on twitter last night, Warped announced my signing to this company, so what do I plan on bringing to Warped? Lets begin this by saying I'll bring talent . . . because we all know this company needs someone to walk in here and shake it up. I'll bring controversy like only Gary Mac can, and I will steam roll the competition in this company, that is almost a given. Anyone who knows me out here or back there knows exactly what they get with me, they get someone who not only is the best in this industry but they get the Specimen of Perfection. I'll make each and everyone of you stupid pathetic morons feel like you left the arena knowing you got your moneys worth."
"Do you really think anyone in this company right now can make you feel like that? No, only Gary Mac can, I'm better than anyone on this planet and I will prove that every single time I step into this ring. It really doesn't matter if it is in front of twenty thousand people, a thousand people, one hundred people or Tom, Dick and Harry, you will always get the best of Gary Mac. There is now denying that the Specimen of Perfection is going to stand in the middle of this ring and tear the house down every time, you people know that, those in the back know that, and I know that. I don't need to prove anything in this business about who I am and what I can do, I just like reinforcing it every time."
"So when it was announced a few members of Warped decided to welcome me to the company, and I think if you take one look at me we all knew who would be first to welcome me. Emily Corlen, blonde hair and a nice rack, of course she would welcome me, she knows what talent is, she knows I am now and easily the best looking guy in this company and she wants a piece of me. But listen Emily, welcome me all you want, strip naked and wait for me in my car, it doesn't matter to me because there is going to come a day when me and you are in this ring. When that time comes I will forget about you welcoming me here, I will forget about your pretty little hair, your nice make up and I will systematically dismantle you in front of the crowd. So be as nice as you want sweetheart, you just won't get to fuck me, because each and every night I wake up to my gorgeous wife."
Once more his words upset the crowd who begin to boo Gary Mac, who just laughs and wraps his arm around Jasmines waist.
Gary Mac: "I guess at Warped forty one, from the Rahway Recreation centre every single person in the back and the Warped fans will see the birth of The Real Deal in this company. I just feel sorry for whoever they decide to throw my way because they don't call me Your God for nothing. I guess I will see you all at Warped forty one."
He throws the microphone down smiles and kisses his wife before they make their way towards the ropes and begin to exit the ring as "Butterflies and Hurricanes" hits once again, they make the short walk towards the curtain not looking back once. Both head through the curtain and leave the ring side area, whilst the fans chant "Gary sucks" once again.
Handicap Tag Team Match - The Rough Ryder w/Jessica & Korrupt vs. Emily Corlen
"Headstrong" by Trapt hits the PA System as all focus looks to the black curtain that opens up and out comes President Joey Matthew dressed in all black.. black shoes, pants, and overshirt over a white shirt. A smile graces his face as he puts his arms in the air to an eruption of boos from the crowd. Behind him comes his male and female assistants, followed by Sean Edmunds/Miss Karla, Korrupt, and The Rough Ryder with Jess. They confidently make their way down toward the ring, jaw-jacking with the fans in the process.
Randy Long: "Ladies and gentlemen please welcome the President of WARPED Wrestling - Joey Matthew!"
Matthew walks up the steps and is followed by his assistants and the wrestlers.. One by one they enter the ring.
He grabs the microphone from Randy Long and Randy exits the ring. Matthew still wears the smile on his face as the music dies down.
Joey Matthew: "You know, it's not easy being me. Some people think it is, but trust me, it's not."
The crowd boos! Joey lowers the microphone and pauses, looking around at them.
Joey Matthew: "To be honest, though, I wouldn't trade it for anything in the entire world. Not only have I owned two of the most exciting wrestling companies in the world - Headstrong Wrestling and WARPED Wrestling - but I'm now friends with only the best people in the business. These three WARPED Originals standing behind me have been the faces of this company in the past, and will be the future of this company for long to come. You're looking at The Rough Ryder, a man who took former champions to the absolute limit on a weekly basis when this company began, and he's got a woman on his arm that's to die for."
Ryder confidently nods his head as Jess winks to the crowd. "Ryder Sucks!" chants fill the arena.
Joey Matthew: "And Korrupt, a former World Champion, screwed out of the title by none other than PKA and Crowbar who were too greedy to allow Korrupt to have any success while they were a group. And now, look at him, fresh out of a facility that none of you would last 24 hours let alone the time he spent there.. he's sick.. he's twisted.. and he's ready to dismantle anyone that steps in his path."
Korrupt brings his hands up in front of his face and looks down at them. He clenches his fist and snarls toward Joey, nodding his head. The fans continue to boo.
Joey Matthew: "And the man that shocked the world at WARPED 39 when he had everyone thinking that he was on the so called "GOOD-GUYS" side.. Sean Edmunds. Oh man, it must've felt GREAT throwing that chair at that son of a bitch Alexander StarrZoe's head and sending him through that table. He's the LONGEST reigning Evolution Champion and he holds the record for the second longest title reign in WARPED history, second to only SwitchBlade, and well, we all know who out-lasted who in this company, don't we? Oh, and did I forget to mention that he was victorious in his CWC Ascension Invitational First Round Match earlier tonight? That's right - Sean Edmunds ladies and gentlemen!"
Edmunds poses as Miss Karla holds his arms in the air. The fans boo!
Joey Matthew: "And if you think these are the only three men I have in my back pocket, then you're sadly mistaken. There will be more revealed when the time is right, and when that time comes, more lives will be destroyed. More hearts will be broken. More souls will be shattered. People like William Wallace, who, by the way, I want to wish well on his double booking tonight. Best of luck, buddy!"
Joey cracks a big smile and gives a thumbs up.
Joey Matthew: "Emily Corlen, oh that pour soul, you've gone through so much.. it brings a tear to my eye just thinking about what's still to come for you... but you know what? I'll get over it. PKA, oh PKA, why don't you learn to stay out of my business? You're a leader of men and women who don't want to bed led. And even so, you're an awful leader. Since when have you been successful for a long period of time at anything? You failed at leading The Movement. You failed at being Evolution Champion. You failed again as World Champion... hell you gave the title up minutes after you won it. Way to stick it out for the good of the company. Way to SPIT all over MY World Championship. And now look who holds it.. Alexander StarrZoe. Well, it's good that I won't have to be seeing him tonight, because..well.. in their best interests, I've banned Crowbar and StarrZoe from the venue so that they can focus on best representing WARPED in their upcoming CWC Ascension matches elsewhere. Good luck, boys."
The crowd chants "We Want StarrZoe!" but Joey laughs and shakes his head. He looks back at the boys and asks them if they hear this? They all share a laugh.
Joey Matthew: "Cheer for him all you want, but tonight, he nor Crowbar will be here. You see, it's just a matter of time until you all realize who's REALLY in charge around here. We won't stop until we take this company back and make it what it once was. We will have all the gold. We will have all the power. We will make this company OURS again. WE WILL BE IN CONTROL!"
The Rough Ryder smirks a little bit, as the mic is handed to him. He looks at it, then looks up at the people at ringside. He looks at Jessica Reyes and motions to her, and she exits the ring, walks down the steps and grabs a steel chair. She brings the chair into the ring and passes it to him. He unfolds it and takes a seat before continuing.
The Rough Ryder: This may take a moment, so I hope you all don't mind if I make myself comfortable.
The fans begin to boo and jeer Ryder immediately.
The Rough Ryder: The first thing I want to say is this. I missed many things about working here in WARPED. I missed being in this ring. I missed kicking people's heads in. I missed competition. I missed being the absolute greatest wrestler to ever step through these ropes. One thing I didn't miss... whatsoever... is you gross, obese, INFERIOR peons who need to wait until the third Wednesday of the month to cash your little state check to be able to AFFORD ADMISSION into this event.
This yet again is met by a chorus of boos.
The Rough Ryder: Ahem. Now that I got that out of my system... where should I begin? Oh... I know. How about I begin a year or so ago, when I debuted in this small, and yet somehow intriguing wrestling promotion. I know a lot of you don't know a whole lot about me, but I've wrestled around the indys for years... and I'm not just another green turd that showed up and wanted a job. I WORKED for it. Joey Mathews personally contacted me and told me straight up "You know Ryder, I've seen your work on the indys, and I just started up a little promotion down here known as WARPED. I'd like you to come down and see what you think about it and maybe we can work out some kind of deal to get you to be apart of the show." So I did. I came down, I watched his product, and I was interested. There was just enough talent there to get by, and I knew I'd be the king of this shithouse. And I was. Apart from one man, I was unquestionably THE biggest name in WARPED. I spent what could have been between 4-5 months rivaling the one man I could never beat... the man they called Switchblade. Meanwhile, a man by the name Korrupt had debuted and was taking the fed by storm. While he debuted amongst controversy and a strew of no-names at the same time... he stuck out. WARPED... was on it's way to being the best wrestling company in the world.
"Shut the fuck up!" chants fill the arena. Ryder plows through.
The Rough Ryder: Then... I had to step away for a while. Korrupt stepped away. And Joey... was pushed away. Now look at what's happened. A bunch of talentless, pathetic nobodies have scrambled in. Why? Because PKA would hire anybody who told him he didn't fuckin' suck. Anybody willing to kiss his ass, he'd give a job to because he knew eventually when Joey came back, he'd have enough people on his side to overthrow the company. PKA... would be in charge.
The fans pop a little at the notion, and Ryder looks around disgusted.
The Rough Ryder: A lot of you are people who come to almost every show. You're all our regulars, and yet... you want PKA running this ship? I will tell you straight up, 100%. If PKA runs this place, it will go under within a month. Which is exactly why when Joey contacted me a second time, saying that WARPED was being overrun by new-bred, mindless sheep that PKA had brought in... I told him I'd be there in a heart beat.
The Rough Ryder: Let me tell you all this, there is absolutely NO CHANCE IN HELL I was going to sit at home, and watch our legacy, MY LEGACY be erased because of these shitty nobodies making people shy away from WARPED. Joey Matthews is a smart man, and with him at the helm WARPED will consider to flourish. I... will live forever as one of the best damn superstars to ever grace this ring. That is why I will fight. I will fight until this man, who was unjustly pushed off his pedestal, is 100% back in control. If that means I have to beat the shit out of that egotistical waste of space PKA to do it, well then, that's just an added bonus.
The Rough Ryder: Get used to this fans. This is the REAL WARPED. This is what will live on from generation to generation, this is what will go down in the history books as the building blocks of WARPED success. THIS... IS... WARPED!
Ryder hands the microphone to Korrupt, and stands back up, resting his leg on the chair. Korrupt lazily takes the mic and looks out at the crowd, he sucks his teeth and tilts his head to the side some.
Korrupt: I'mmmmmmm baaaaaaaaa~aaack...
There were a few boos as he cackled and took in a deep breath. He lets out a loud sigh and shakes his head with an amused smile on his lips.
Korrupt: Y'know something it's good...to stretch my legs again. It's good to be on the outside world ONCE MORE so I can see all of your ugly fuckin' faces. It's just a WONDERFUL...SWEET...DISGUSTING...feeling...to be in this ring again.
Korrupt walks over and slides down into the corner, glaring down at the ground with a dark stare.
Korrupt: ...I've been cooped up inside of a small room for so long I've forgotten how much I hated being in this ring. Because it always had a sour smell, like it was never washed. It was this wicked odor that made me want to puke. It still...
Korrupt ran his hand over the canvas and sniffed it. His face turns disgusted, his silver eyes sway around looking at the crwod.
Korrupt: I can smell that putrid aroma...from this fuckin' company. GARBAGE!!!! See I...I didn't BELIEVE that this place had turned so badly. It's like a gallon of milk that's sad in the 'fridge for too long!!! I wanted to think that the people that made this giant machine run...would take care of it. Now that I see everything for what it is...I can honestly say....
Korrupt cracks a smirk adn then frowns all of a sudden.
Korrupt: WARPED Wrestling has officially died.
The fans boo as Korrupt looks up at them with sharp eyes.
Korrupt: SHUT! THE FUCK! UP!!!!!
He lunges out at a few of the crowd, but keeps himself on the middle rope, hanging around on it, bouncing. He holds the microphone to his lips and points at them.
Korrupt: You leeches killed this place!!! You pieces of shit come out and want to be entertained, and yet you don't want someone to tell you the TRUTH. Yet you don't want TRUE talent, yet you want to stay with these new faces who couldn't hold my COCK...yet you see them as good...?! ARE YOU DELUSIONAL!!!! Not too long ago, I was THE...face...of Warped Wrestling. That gel using mother fucker Joey Matthews couldn't do a damn THING when I was in this ring, because he KNEW...I was the best Warped had to offer!!! Yet y'got yourself a champ who's so WEAK he makes my testicles ache from his constant yammering!!!!!
Korrupt smirks a bit and points at his head, "Shut The Fuck Up" chants ring out as he cackles and sneers, aggressively pointing at his temple.
Korrupt: SEE...I KNOW--I can see THROUGH the mirror and I can see what people truly are!!! No one can hide from me, because I know what they want. Everyone in this ring, everyone in the back...they're greedy, backstabbing bastards. Th-they want you to think that they do this for YOU!!!! The reality is ladies and gents...is that you're mere sheep who feed their egos. Sheep are easy to slaughter...because they can't fight back. They can bleat in fear, but all they're good for...is killing. But you know what? I can make this all go away...yeah...yeah I can...I can do it...I--
He hangs on the rope a bit more and looks away, he turns back with a demonic gleam in his eyes.
Korrupt: I can end all of this suffering...all of this PAIN...in the blink of a eye. Whether you be some martyr in the back or just some retard...I'm going to bring Warped back to what it originally was: MINE!!!!!!
Korrupt tosses the mic on the canvas and slowly sits back in his corner, not making eye contact with anyone as the roar of boos continue to ring around the arena.
With the crowd still seething, "Simply Sensational" Sean Edmunds grabs the microphone off of the mat and lifts it to his mouth. Smiling broadly, he pauses to soak in the crowd's hate.
Edmunds: "Did you really think that I was going to stand back and watch while people like Alexander StarrZoe and William Wallace taint everything I've worked so hard for?"
The crowd erupts into jeers as Edmunds crinkles his nose.
Edmunds: "When I first came to WARPED, Joey Matthew took me aside and confided in me. He said, and this is a direct quote, 'Sean, I NEED you.' And did he ever. Then. AND now. So tell me .. what better time to show my allegiance to the TRUE owner of WARPED .. than WARPED 39 .. where I came out and SINGLE-HANDEDLY won the match for my team. Did Alexander StarrZoe win that match? NO. Did Leon Stone win that match? NO. Did Emily Corlen? William Wallace? I don't think so."
The crowd keeps getting hotter.
Edmunds: "Only ONE man stepped into that ring and made an impact. ME. Joey's a smart man.. and he knows the way to my heart. So after I was given an offer I couldn't refuse .. well .."
He winks into the camera.
Edmunds: "Let's just say that it is only a matter of time before PKA's reign of mediocrity will be wiped from the record books .. forever."
Edmunds laughs as he hands the microphone back to Joey Matthew. Joey shakes Edmunds hand, then Ryder's, and Korrupt's. "Headstrong" by Trapt hits again as Joey, Edmunds, the two assistants and Miss Karla leave the ring, allowing Ryder and Korrupt to prepare for their upcoming match. The crowd continues to jeer as the President, Edmunds, and the three others continue their way up the aisle toward the curtain.
Randy Long steps forward with a microphone in hand as the music dies down.
Randy Long: "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a Handicap Tag Team Match scheduled for one fall! In the ring, at a combined weight of 454 pounds - Korrupt and The Rough Ryder!"
The crowd boos as loudly as possible at the two men in the ring. Jessica has made her way to ringside now as Ryder and Korrupt await Emily Corlen's entrance.
You can say what you want about me
Want to do what you want to me
But you cannot stop me
"Paid My Dues" by Anastacia hits the P.A. system. As the crowd cheers loudly, the intimidating figure of Emily Corlen walks out from behind the curtain. She surveys the crowd with a wide smile and stretches out her arms, posing.
Randy Long: "Hailing from Los Angeles, California by way of Rockford, Illinois... weighing in tonight at 140 pounds... she is EMILY... COOORRRLLLEEENNN!!!"
I've been knocked down it's a crazy town
Even gotta punch in the face in L.A.
Ain't nothin' in the world that can keep me
From doing what I want to do
'Cause I'm too proud, I'm too strong,
Live by the code that you gotta move on
Feeling sorry for yourself ain't got nobody nowhere
As the song continues, Emily begins making her way towards the ring. She reaches the ring and looks to her left and right before climbing onto the ring apron.
So I (held my head high)
Knew I (knew I'd survive)
Well I made it (I made it)
Don't hate it (Don't hate it)
That's just the way it goes
Emily enters the ring through the first and second ropes, then makes her way to the far corner of the ring, where she kneels down, facing the center of the ring while holding the ropes behind her. She keeps an eye on Korrupt and Ryder. I done made it through
Stand on my own two
I paid my dues yeah
Tried to hold me down
You can't stop me now
I paid my dues
As the music fades, Emily focuses on her two opponents.
Tony D: "Emily Corlen looks very cautious about getting into the ring with these two men who have in recent weeks been part of a group of masked men tearing through the entire WARPED roster. The Rough Ryder is about to have his first match back in a YEAR, while Korrupt hasn't been in the ring since October. Corlen might have that advantage on them that she's been active lately, but it's definitely a disadvantage when there are two of them and only one of her."
Kris Red: "And really if you want to count Jessica Reyes at ringside, that makes three of them and one of her."
All three wrestlers are standing in the ring, with Korrupt and The Rough Ryder staring down Emily Corlen, who is standing in her corner, without any sign of worry on her face. Korrupt is nearly foaming from the mouth with anticipation of making a strike...
The bell sounds!
Quickly, the duo takes advantage of the out-numbered Corlen by rushing her.
Tony D: "Wait a minute, this match has tag team rules, one at a time!"
Korrupt and Ryder miss a huge double clothesline. As they turn around to face Corlen, they are both taken down with a few nice right hands from Corlen, who then steps back, posing to the crowd, who gives her a nice ovation. Korrupt and Ryder get to their feet. The referee tells one of them to step get out of the ring, but the WARPED Originals refuse, and move towards Corlen again, who still isn't one bit worried. This time, Corlen is the one who charges towards them, with The Rough Ryder quickly running, and sliding out of the ring. Corlen and Korrupt lock up.. Korrupt applies a side headlock and snarls. Corlen pushes him away into the ropes and he bounces back and into a shoulder tackle! Corlen goes down and Korrupt brings her to her feet. Korrupt puts his hand under her chin and tilts his head, examining Emily Corlen. He runs his hands through her hair and she swats him away and delivers a kick to the gut followed by a short-arm clothesline! Suddenly The Rough Ryder comes in and chop-blocks the knee of Corlen, bringing her down into a kneeling position.
Kris Red: "Now this just isn't right..."
Tony D: "Corlen is going to have to do some serious ass whoopin' to get a win in this match."
As she's vulnerable, Korrupt quickly hits Corlen with the Reverse Lungblower! Korrupt goes for the quick pin, as the referee drops down to make the count.
Corlen immediately kicks out!!
The Rough Ryder looks on, shocked, as he comes at Corlen and brings her to her feet and delivers a right hand. He then brings her in for a suplex, hooks the arm, lifts her up and holds her in the air, a smile on his face while he lets the blood rush to her head, and then he drops her on her back! Korrupt is out on the apron now as he asks for a tag. Ryder tags in Korrupt and Korrupt comes in, stalking Corlen as she's getting to her feet. Korrupt hits the ropes and comes back but Corlen kicks him in the gut and hits a Gutbuster!
Tony D: "Emily Corlen is sure holding her own in this match!"
Korrupt kicks out with authority and pops up, as Corlen tells him to 'come on!'.. Korrupt looks angry! They lock up.. Corlen then grabs the arm and twists it. Korrupt drops to one knee, screaming out in pain. He reaches out for Ryder who extends his arm but he's too far away. Korrupt gets to his feet and rolls forward, gets to a knee and brings her in for a fireman carry and tosses her over to the mat. Korrupt grabs both wrists of Corlen and twists them as she tries to escape but he won't allow it as he then takes his boot and kicks her right into the face! He then does it again and again!
Tony D: "Oh my God!"
Kris Red: "Korrupt has lost it!"
Korrupt lets her go after connecting with the "Mindfuck" and he tags in his partner. The Rough Ryder enters and leaps up, dropping a knee on the skull of Corlen. He covers her ever so slightly..
Tony D: "That was a weak cover if you ask me. The Rough Ryder and Korrupt had better take Emily Corlen seriously."
Kris Red: "Look right now they have her where they want her and if anything SHE better take THEM seriously."
Ryder brings Corlen up and pushes her into his team's corner and climbs to the second buckle, holding his right fist in the air as the fans boo. He begins bringing the fist down with punches repeatedly as the referee begins the five-count..
Ryder hops down after nailing ten quick punches to the face of Corlen. He then runs to the ropes and returns with a running BOOT to the face, causing her to collapse in the corner.
Tony D: "Whiplash!"
Ryder tags in Korrupt who comes in and Ryder hits the ropes and comes back with a running facewash to Emily Corlen!! He then gets up, hits the ropes again and this time rolls in hitting a cannonball type maneuver at her!
Kris Red: "And the SWEET RELEASE from Korrupt! Oh man.."
The crowd erupts in boos as Korrupt gets to his feet, the look on his face that of someone sadistic and not right in the head as he snarls with crazed enthusiasm. He grabs Corlen by her hair and brings her to her feet, tagging in Ryder, who enters. Korrupt holds Corlen and Ryder kicks her in the gut. Korrupt gets to the outside as Ryder executes an Irish Whip.. sending Corlen to the opposite corner. Ryder confidently walks toward her as she's out of it. Ryder lifts her up and places her on top and climbs up as she's up in a seated position. He climbs up and hooks her arm for a Superplex... Suddenly we see Anton Chase come through the crowd and slide into the ring. The referee stops him and tells him to get out of here! Korrupt screams at him from the apron to get!
Tony D: "What in the world is Anton Chase doing!?"
Kris Red: "He did say earlier that he's pledged his allegiance to PKA's Movement in a fight against Joey's Originals! So perhaps he's here to help Emily Corlen!"
Meanwhile on the other end of the ring, PKA hops over the barricade and climbs the apron and with his OWN lead pipe in hand he hits Ryder in the ribs and he drops off, landing on his feet and clutching his ribs. PKA tosses the lead pipe away and gets in the ring and kicks him in the gut, lifts him up and nails the P-Krusher Implant DDT!! He quickly rolls from the ring and hides down below as the referee is still arguing with Anton Chase who has at least gotten out on the apron.
Kris Red: "PKA and Anton Chase to the rescue!"
The referee doesn't notice as Korrupt hops off the apron and reaches down and grabs something..the lead pipe PKA threw out! Meanwhile Emily Corlen hops off the turnbuckle and pins Ryder! The referee is of course distracted while the crowd chants "ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!" until she gets up off!
Tony D: "Turn around ref!!"
Emily Corlen gets to her feet and looks over at the ref arguing with Anton Chase.. Korrupt then slithers into the ring and spins her around and hits her over the head with a lead pipe!!
Kris Red: "Oh FUCK!"
She drops like a sack of potatoes and Korrupt tosses the weapon away and pulls Ryder on top of her.
Tony D: "oh my God Kris!"
He pushes the referee aside and nails Anton Chase over the head with a right hand and escapes through the ropes and goes on the attack! The ref turns around and rushes into the pinfall...
He calls for the bell!
Tony D: "I can't believe what we just saw."
PKA then peaks his head up, a smile on his face, and sees that Ryder is on top of Corlen! He's shocked.
Randy Long: "Here are your winners - Korrupt and The Rough Ryder!"
Jess pulls The Rough Ryder from the ring and hugs him at ringside. PKA slides into the ring and lifts Emily's head up as blood gushes from her forehead. PKA looks up at the referee and asks "what the fuck happened?!" At ringside, Anton Chase nails Korrupt with a right hand after realizing that something is up and he quickly slides into the ring to check on her. PKA tells the referee to get help! He looks around, frantic. Emily looks to be in a lot of pain. PKA starts off at Korrupt and Ryder/Jess who are making their way up the aisle, keeping an eye on the ring. PKA grabs onto the top rope with one hand and points to them with the other. He gives a quick cutthroat sign and says 'you're dead!' as they make their way to the back, smiles on their faces... Fade out.
Backstage the camera is following Gary Mac and Jasmine Knight as they are outside heading towards their car, Gary turns around smirks and stops walking.
Gary Mac: "You want a few last words? Do you want to know why I'm walking out and not waiting to see how good the talent is?"
He pauses for a moment and then grabs the camera.
Gary Mac: "Take a walk kid, I've got things to prove to the people who buy this DVD."
Foot steps are heard as Gary takes the camera and points it towards Jasmine Knight who tries to hide her face.
Gary Mac: "Look I have a beautiful wife, who is a lot prettier than Emily Corlen."
He then turns the camera to a Porsche 911 GT3.
Gary Mac: "I have a line of expensive cars, that I bought myself. How many people in this company and in this state have saw a car as beautiful as this?"
Turning the camera and pointing it towards the arena where Warped is held tonight.
Gary Mac: "Look at the state of that building, these people don't know what talent it."
Once more he turns the camera to his face.
Gary Mac: "At Warped forty one, I will proceed to walk into the ring, beat the shit out of who ever is thrown at me and I will continue to do so. You don't trust me Starrzoe? That is nice, really nice but listen to what I have to say. I don't care if you trust me, love me, hate me, either way one day I will kick your ass in front of the Warped crowd that Alexander you can trust me to do. I will do it with ease and leave you feeling like the loser that you are. I'm Gary Mac, Your God and if you don't want to believe it Alexander then watch me prove it, because one day we will come face to face and you won't like the out come. For the fans out there follow me on twitter and believe in Gary Mac, because the only way to not receive an ass kicking is to believe in Gary Mac."
He places the camera on the ground looking at his car as he enters it as does Jasmine, he revs the engine once and then speeds off into the night.
CWC Ascension Invitational Tournament - Round 1 Match
William Wallace(WARPED) vs. Gage Gannon(UWF) vs. John Dionysus(APW)
Randy Long: "The following Triple Threat Match is our second match in the CWC Ascension Invitational First Round! Once again, you can win only via pinfall or submission, and as long as you aren't the one who suffers the direct loss, then you advance to round 2!"
The arena blacks out as the bagpipes tune fill with air, as Flower of Scotland Begins to play and William Wallace appears with the WARPED Evolution Championship..
Randy Long: "Making his way to the ring - from Glasgow, Scotland, weighing in at 254 pounds and representing WARPED Wrestling, he is the WARPED Evolution Champion - William Wallace!"
Wallce is lit up by one single spot light which follows him to the ring. He makes his way to the ring shouting abuse the the crowd before rolling under the bottom rope.
The lights go out as all of a sudden "All of the Lights" by Kanye West and Rihanna hits the P.A. system.
Randy Long: "Approaching the ring, from Los Angeles, California weighing in at 225 pounds, representing UWF, Gage Gannon!!"
Gage saunters to the ring as he just looks at his opponent and smirks. Gage stops at the bottom of the entranceway and looks around at the crowd as he backs his way to the steps and climbs the steps. Gage get's in the ring goes to the opposite turnbuckle and stands on it.
Metallica's "For Whom The Bell Tolls" begins playing over the loudspeaker.
Joey Matthew: And their opponent, from Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at 255 pounds, representing APW, JOHN DIONYSUS!!!"
John Dionysus walks from behind the curtain and stands at the top of the ramp to soak in the response from the crowd, rotating his arms around his body and limbering up for the in-ring action. After about ten seconds Dionysus walks towards the ring. Dionysus stops as he reaches the end of the gangway, skips on his toes for a few seconds and then slides under the bottom rope into the ring.
Tony D: "And here we go with the second match tonight from the CWC Ascension Invitational Tournament. We already saw Sean Edmunds advance earlier tonight and now we see our own Evolution Champion William Wallace looking to do the same as he faces UWF's Gage Gannon and APW's John Dionysus."
Kris Red: "He's got his work cut out for him tonight too as he's facing two world class athletes that he might not be too familiar with, and immediately after this match he's being forced to defend his Evolution Championship."
The bell sounds! Suddenly "Brain Stew" by Green Day hits as Sean Edmunds makes his way out from behind the curtain.
Tony D: "Speaking of Evolution Championship, there's the man Wallace beat for the title just a few weeks ago, Sean Edmunds."
All three men look up wondering what he's up to as he comes out and walks slowly down the aisle. The music fades out and William Wallace is up against the ropes telling his rival to come on down. Behind Wallace, John Dionysus and Gage Gannon lock up!
Tony D: "Well while it seems Sean Edmunds is making his way around the ring the match has begun with a collar and elbow tie up from Dionysus and Gannon!"
Dionysus with a knee to the gut, followed by an irish whip to the corner. Dionysus charges and hits a clothesline in the corner and follows up with right hands. The fans cheer for Dionysus as he delivers a knife edge chop to the chest of Gannon.
Meanwhile we see William Wallace continuing to beckon Sean Edmunds to do something. Edmunds ignores him and walks around the ring to the announce area and grabs a chair, having a seat.
Kris Red: "He's a few feet away from us.. try not to say anything stupid, Tony D!"
Dionysus brings Gannon to the middle of the ropes.. Irish whip.. Gannon bounces off the ropes and Dionysus ducks down.. back body drop!
Tony D: "The Boston, Massachusetts native John Dionysus with a nice back body drop to Gage Gannon!"
Kris Red: "Perhaps Edmunds is out here to check out his fellow Bostonian?"
Wallace gets his wits about him and focuses on what's going on in the match now as he brings Gage Gannon to his feet and pushes him into the corner as he begins to work on him with repeated back elbows.
Tony D: "I guess anything is possible."
The camera then cuts to Edmunds who looks over from his chair at Kris Red and Tony D and shakes his head 'no' ...
Tony D: "Well I guess that's not the reason."
Back to the ring - Dionysus stops Wallace from taking control. He grabs Wallace by the head and tosses him over the top rope! Edmunds looks on from afar as he sees Wallace crash and burn, a smile gracing his face.
Dionysus now goes to work on Gannon in the corner, but the referee tells him to get out. He immediately follows orders as he's not one to break the rules and he backs on up. The referee nods at him and stands between the two as he allows Gannon to come out of the corner.
Tony D: "John Dionysus known for his sportsmanship and there it was on display there as he allowed Gannon to get out of the corner."
Gage Gannon comes out of the corner and the two circle around the ring and finally lock up. Gannon applies a side headlock, but Dionysus pushes him into the ropes and follows up with an armdrag. Gannon gets back to his feet and Dionysus hits another armdrag! Both men up again and Dionysus goes for another armdrag but Gannon counters and executes an irish whip.. Dionysus hits the ropes and comes back into a big clothesline, but Dionysus ducks, goes behind, and hits a belly to back suplex.. but Gannon lands on his feet! Gannon then spins him around and goes for the GKO but Dionysus pushes him into the ropes. Gannon bounces off and Dionysus lifts him up and hits a high angle Running spinebuster! He then jumps on top and delivers repeated right hands, and he then changes it up into forearm strikes to the head! He gets to his feet and backs into the ropes as Gannon slowly gets to his feet. William Wallace reaches into the ring and grabs his boot, but Dionysus turns around and slides under the bottom rope halfway, the force pushing Wallace back-first into the barricade.
John Dionysus turns and Gage Gannon is coming at him and Dionysus executes a hip toss, sending him over the top rope, but Gannon lands on the apron. He goes for a right hand but Dionysus ducks delivers a right hand of his own, sending Gannon off the apron onto William Wallace who just recovered from the barricade!
Kris Red: "This John Dionysus is fired up!"
Dionysus now slides under the ropes and brings Gannon to his feet and rolls him back into the ring. He then brings Wallace up and delivers a right hand and a kick to the gut and then drives him back-first into the barricade! He looks back to the ring now and slides in as Gannon gets to his feet.
Tony D: "Smart move there.. get your opponent back into the ring. Ya can't beat 'em on the outside."
Dionysus then gets tripped up into a drop toe hold from Gannon. Gage now gets to his feet, backs up against the ropes and charges in as Dionysus is pushing himself up off the mat and Gannon punts him in the head! Gannon snickers as he then rolls him over and hooks the leg...
Tony D: "Smart move from Dionysus to get his boot on the bottom rope instead of using his energy to kick out!"
Gannon looks pissed as he brings Dionysus to his feet and lifts him up .. Backbreaker! He covers..
Gage Gannon gets to his feet and watches as Dionysus slowly gets to his feet.. Gannon then leaps up for the GKO but Dionysus pushes him away. Gannon bounces off the ropes and Dionysus goes for the Black Hole Slam but Gannon is able to backflip out of it and land on his feet.. then leap up and hit the Cutter!
Tony D: "Gannon hit the GKO!"
Gannon with the cover...
Wallace makes the save just in time! Wallace now picks up Gage Gannon and goes behind, locking his hands around the waist, and he hits a German Suplex!
Tony D: "Wallace with a SCOTTISH Suplex to Gannon!"
Kris Red: "Bridged!"
Tony D: "And a kick out! These tournament matches are great."
Kris Red: "No lie. But for Wallace, this has to blow! He's gotta defend his Evolution Championship immediately after this match concludes!"
Tony D: "All thanks to President Joey Matthew's continued efforts to disrupt the balance of power as far as the new faces of WARPED go."
Wallace brings Dionysus up.. Irish whip to the corner! Dionysus now rests in the corner but Wallace quickly runs to him and clotheslines him. He then brings him out and tries to irish whip him but Dionysus reverses it. Wallace goes to the ropes while Dionysus ducks his head down. Wallace however, kicks him in the face. Dionysus lifts up as Wallace runs at him. Dionysus instead grabs him and hit's a powerslam as he hooks the leg for the cover!
No! Gage Gannon makes the save with an elbow to the back of Dionysus's head.
Tony D: "Just in time the UWF representative Gage Gannon breaks up the pinfall!"
Gage Gannon now grabs the leg of Dionysus and gets him off of Wallace. He lifts Dionysus to his standing point and then dropkicks him to the chest. Wallace, who is in the corner, has no idea what's coming his way until it hits him as Gannon charges in with a clothesline. Wallace drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring holding his chest while Dionysus gets to his feet.
Kris Red: "That look like it hurt."
Gannon turns around as Dionysus boots him to the mid section. Dionysus now goes for a powerbomb but instead Gage Gannon reverses it going for a DDT, but Dionysus holds onto him and suplexes him up and over.
William Wallace slides into the ring and clubs Dionysus in the back, stopping him from any further assault. Dionysus regains control though as he kicks Wallace in the gut and delivers a hard right hand, followed by another, backing him into the ropes. Irish Whip.. Wallace counters.. Dionysus hits the ropes and bounces back to Wallace who drops down and lifts Dionysus up in the air in a press slam! He then drops him but Dionysus lands on his feet and takes a couple steps back! Wallace turns around and sees this. He charges in and Dionysus hits a Body Lock Suplex!
Kris Red: "He calls that move "Above The Cut" and he just overpowered and out-wrestled William Wallace there!"
Tony D: "Very impressive!"
Just as John Dionysus gets to his feet, Gage Gannon is there with a kick but Dionysus ducks it and he spins Gannon a complete 360 degrees around and into the BLACK HOLE SLAM!!
Tony D: "Event Horizon!"
Into the cover..
Thrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee noooo..Wallace with the dive and a save just in time!
Tony D: "Oh my goodness that was so close!"
William Wallace now brings Dionysus to his feet and sets him up for the "Freedom Drop" sitdown Powerbomb as he's got him between his legs.. but Sean Edmunds hops up on the apron and starts shouting to the referee that he's CHEATING! The referee comes over to Sean and tells him to get off the apron! Wallace lets go of Dionysus and grabs Edmunds and slams his head off of the turnbuckle, taking him down off the apron. He then charges in at Dionysus who is on a knee but Dionysus pops up and hits the Black Hole Slam again!
Kris Red: "Oh snap!"
Into the cover..
The ref calls for the bell!
Randy Long: "Here is your winner - John Dionysus! And also advancing to Round 2 of the CWC Ascension Tournament is Gage Gannon!"
Metallica's "For Whom The Bell Tolls" plays as John Dionysus has done it! He looks enthusiastic as the referee holds his arm in victory. The fans cheer as he climbs the turnbuckle and holds his arms in the air. Sean Edmunds is seen smiling as he makes his way toward the curtain, a job well-done.
The screen goes black.
YUMA - 2/19/12
-And it fades.
Main Event - Evolution Championship Singles Match - Guest Referee Cameron MacNichol
William Wallace(c) vs. Grendel
A few moments have passed since the last match. Gage Gannon and John Dionysus have cleared out, and William Wallace is still in the ring, sweaty and beaten, but ready to go.
Randy Long: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Evolution Championship! In the ring - he is the reigning Evolution Champion - William WALLACE!"
The fans actually give off a positive reaction based on his actions as of late as Wallace puts an arm into the air.
Randy Long: "And his opponent.." Red and blue lights start flashing as Mastodons ”Curl of the Burl” starts to pound though the PA system.
Randy Long: "From Columbus, Ohio, weighing in at 345 pounds - GRENDEL!"
Grendel steps out onto the stage, raises both arms, and then starts walking to the ring. He is not letting fans touch him and he is yelling insults at them. As Grendel gets to the ring he slides in under fhe bottom rope and then stands in the middle of the ring, awaiting the match to begin.
Randy Long: "And introducing the special guest referee... he hails from DETROIIIIIIIIIIIIT MICHIGANNNNNNNNN!"
The fans are on their feet!
Randy Long: "Please welcome..... Cameron MACNICHOL!"
The crowd blows the roof off the place as "Stranglehold" crunches out over the speaker system. Cameron walks out from behind the curtain all alone, but with a referee's shirt on. He raises his arms as his hometown crowd cheer for him! He makes his way down the aisle slapping the hands of his fans. He slides under the bottom rope, and she prompts the audience to cheer louder. The music dies down and the fans are very loud for Cameron!
Tony D: "Boy oh boy, you'd think we're minutes from his house or something. Oh, right, we are!"
Kris Red: "Cameron MacNichol is sure loved here. He's loved everywhere but especially in his hometown. Goodness."
Grendel stares down at William Wallace and Wallace stares back up at Grendel. Cameron MacNichol calls for the bell rather un-enthusiastically and here goes. They lock up and struggle for power.
Kris Red: "It's the battle of the fiercest beard in WARPED! Look at those beards! They're gonna get hooked together while they're locked up!"
Wallace gets the upper hand and takes Grendel down. Grendel gets up and Wallace hits him with the rights and lefts and Grendel falls into the ropes. Wallace whips him across the ring and then connects with a clothesline taking Grendel down. William picks Grendel up and body slams him down to the mat! He picks Grendel up and gets on a sleeper hold. The Fans come alive and Grendel reverses by pushing Wallace into the ropes and then locking in his own version of the Sleeper hold. Although Wallace hits a belly to back on Grendel taking him down to the mat.
Tony D: "You know surprisingly William Wallace isn't showing much wear and tear from his Triple Threat CWC Ascension match-up!"
Kris Red: "I'm pretty impressed by that too. I guess that's why he's Evolution Champion!"
Guest Referee Cameron MacNichol leans up against the corner, telling them to get up. He could really care less about this.
Tony D: "And Cameron MacNichol continues to look miserable."
Kris Red: "It must suck refereeing a title match in the main event of your HOMETOWN with family and friends in attendance when you know you could've been fighting for the gold.."
They both get to their feet simultaneously and Grendel gains control with some heavy punches. Grendel tries to whip Wallace against the ropes but he counters but then Grendel counters and whips him across the ring and Wallace comes back and is nailed with a Belly to Belly toss! Grendel goes for the first cover of the match!
Cam looks down, and slowly gets to both knees..
Grendel gets up and asks Cameron what the fuck was that?! Cameron shrugs and goes back to leaning against the corner...
Grendel, quite unhappy, turns back and picks Wallace up and hits a few punches and goes for one more big one but Wallace ducks it and clotheslines Grendel over the top rope! Wallace gets out of the ring and hits some double fists to the back of Grendel. Cameron walks toward the ropes and leans over, watching them fight.
Tony D: "They've taken the brawl to the outside of the ring and Cameron isn't even counting them out!"
The big Scotsman lifts Grendel up and drops him face first on the ring apron. Grendel is favoring his forehead and Wallace whips him into the ring post face first! Grendel falls down hard. Cameron says "hey uh, whatever.." as if he were to tell them to get in the ring but suddenly just gave up. He walks away, hands on his hips as he looks at his family in the front row and shakes his head.
Wallace now kicks Grendel in the gut, picks him up and body slams him down on the protective mat although it still hurts more than in the ring no doubt! Wallace brings the big man to his feet and bangs his head off of the ring apron and rolls him into the ring and slides in after. He hooks the leg.. Cameron looks back over and raises his eyebrows as if to say 'oh, look at that, a pin...' and he takes a couple steps forward, taking his time, and gets to his knees.
Wallace looks at Cameron and asks him what he's doing?! Cameron shrugs as Wallace brings Grendel to his feet.
Tony D: "Cameron MacNichol with a very slow approach to that count.. both times he's taken his sweet time and quite frankly I'm not sure that that's very fair."
Kris Red: "Yeah I gotta agree. Cameron MacNichol is acting a fool!"
Wallace looks for some trapping headbutts now but Grendel escapes and locks in a bearhug! Cameron leans up against the corner and shouts out "Wanna give up?" and Wallace shouts out "NO!" Wallace then headbutts Grendel a couple times and escapes the hold. He hits the ropes and comes back right into a big boot from GRENDEL! He then yells for Wallace to get to his feet and Wallace slowly does and Grendel charges at him with a Clothesline from HELL~! Grendel now grabs his opponent and spins him around so Wallace's back is facing him and then he hooks in a double chicken wing and lifts him up.
Kris Red: "He's goin' for Sweet Relief!"
When Grendel gets his arms fully extend he drops down in a sit out postion and drops Wallace on his face! Grendel spins him over and hooks the leg. Cameron MacNichol pats his mouth and yawns. He shrugs and takes a couple steps out of the corner, drops down and slooooooooowly counts...
Tony D: "Slowest count ever!"
Grendel is pissed. Cameron stands up and Grendel grabs him by his collar and tells him to fucking count!
Suddenly the crowd erupts in boos as Joey Matthew is seen coming down to the ring with purpose.
Tony D: "Uh oh, the boss is back!"
Joey walks up the steps and taps Cameron on the back and he turns around.
"What in the hell do you think you're doing? Do your fucking job! This is not how this was supposed to go!"
Cameron rolls his eyes at Joey and turns around and from the apron Joey grabs Cameron at the shoulder and spins him around and Cameron cocks his arm back ready to throw a punch and Joey drops off the apron, scared. Cameron grins.
Kris Red: "Wow the Prez laying down the law there but almost getting his ass beat for it!"
Grendel tells Cameron he better listen or ELSE! Cameron sighs and just then Wallace pulls Grendel down into a schoolboy, and puts his feet on the ropes. Cameron looks at the feet and shrugs and counts.....
Kris Red: "Oh for the love of Pete!"
Cam calls for the bell and it sounds! Joey Matthew slides into the ring and Grendel gets to his feet, shocked. Joey Matthew signals to the back and out comes Korrupt, and The Rough Ryder, and Sean Edmunds, all weilding lead pipes. But suddenly from behind comes PKA, Emily Corlen (with a bandage on her head) and Anton Chase! They have steel chairs and all three whack Korrupt, Ryder and Edmunds respectively in the backs, taking them down and knocking the weapons from their hands! Joey Matthew, in the ring, looks shocked! He quickly leaves the ring and grabs the chair out from under Randy Long at ringside and folds it up, ready to go as Cameron walks towards the ropes. Meanwhile Grendel and Wallace look on... Joey tries to swing the chair at Cameron before he gets out of the ring but Cameron reaches out and snags the chair from Joey's grasp! The crowd erupts in cheers!
At ringside the brawl between PKA/Corlen/Chase and Korrupt/Ryder/Edmunds has spilled around the entire ring as Joey's Goons are taking control.. Korrupt hitting a low blow on PKA and hurling him into the steel steps. Corlen has control over Ryder at the moment while Edmunds is trying to choke Anton Chase.
In the ring, Grendel now spins Cameron around and takes the chair from him! But from behind comes Wallace as he drills the Evolution Title into Grendel's head and he goes down!
At ringside we see Joey Matthew wondering what in the world to do next. Emily Corlen stalks him and he looks scared out of his mind and he slides into the ring. Suddenly Sean Edmunds spins Corlen around and drives her back-first into the barricade!
In the ring, Cameron MacNichol picks up the chair and swings it.....CRACK~! goes the chair on the skull of WILLIAM WALLACE! Wallace drops to the mat and Cameron MacNichol takes the chair and drives it into the lower back of Grendel repeatedly. The crowd is confused as Cameron then weilds the chair in Joey's direction, but Joey cowers down. Cameron MacNichol raises the chair in the air but he pauses as Korrupt, Ryder, and Edmunds all get up on the apron on three sides of the ring. Cameron has an 'oh shit' look on his face as he looks around the ring. Joey Matthew stands up, confident now. The fans are chanting "Cameron! Cameron!" as the three wrestlers slowly enter the ring. Cameron turns.. there's Korrupt.. then he turns slightly and there's Ryder.. and he turns again, continuing the clockwise spin and it's Sean Edmunds, followed by Joey Matthew. Cameron turns back to Korrupt, then to Ryder. Suddenly Joey Matthew spins Cameron around and Edmunds grabs the chair from MacNichol. Korrupt and Ryder now grab both arms, holding MacNichol in place as the crowd boos.
"Cameron! Cameron!" they continue to chant.
MacNichol looks afraid for his life now as Joey Matthew has a big grin on his face. He takes off his jacket and unbuttons his dress shirt sleeves and starts rolling them up. He starts rubbing his hands together. Suddenly we see PKA slide into the ring but Sean Edmunds quickly nails him in the gut with a chair and then cracks him over the back with it! Cameron tries to wiggle free. William Wallace starts to come to in the ring but Edmunds kicks him in the skull, pushing him out of the ring. Korrupt lets go of Cameron as Anton Chase gets up on the apron. Korrupt goes for a right hand but Anton ducks and hits a shoulder block to the midsection between the ropes. He then climbs the turnbuckle and Sean Edmunds did what he did at the last show - throw the chair right up and crack it over the skull of Chase, causing him to tumble down and fall on the floor!!!
"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"
Cameron MacNichol now wiggles free from The Rough Ryder as Emily Corlen then sneaks into the ring. She tackles Ryder and goes for repeated right hands as Cameron then clotheslines Sean Edmunds over the top rope! He then turns and Korrupt charges and Cameron backdrops him over and he lands on Edmunds and both go down! The crowd goes wild as he then turns his sights to Joey Matthew with Emily Corlen at his side. MacNichol and Corlen share a couple words and Corlen nods her head as the two wave at Joey Matthew and start heading toward the ropes, seemingly taking the high road tonight. Joey then says HELL NO and reaches out at Corlen and spins her around and she swings at Joey but Cameron stops her from punching him and locks in the COBRA CLUTCH! The fans can't believe what they're seeing as he swings her around and around until she seems to be out of it. He drops her and looks at Joey, who's smiling. Joey extends his hand.. Cameron looks out at the crowd who are all shouting "NO!" and Cameron shakes the hand of Joey Matthew.. triggering an eruption of BOOS from his hometown.
As Joey and Cameron finish shaking hands, a shocked yet hushed silence comes over the fans. Cameron calls for a microphone, but as he raises it to his mouth, a "You sold out" chant begins. Cameron smirks, and lets them continue for a minute. He then raises his hand, and the crowd falls silent.
Cameron: I know what you're all thinking. "How could Cameron MacNichol sell out to Joey Matthew, especially here in his hometown?". You folks may call it selling out, but I see it a little differently. I'm not selling out; I'm simply doing what any ambitious employee would do: I'm getting ahead. WARPED is Joey's company, and if he wants it back, I'm willing to help him get it, by hook or by crook.
The fans boo loudly, and another brief "You sold out" chant erupts.
Cameron: Oh, po-tay-to, po-tah-to. I told you folks that there was a new Cameron MacNichol in the works. You're looking at him. And since I'm out here, I might as well address Grendel. After what you pulled on my sister Dyan at the last show, you're going to get what's coming to you. I don't take kindly to women beaters, especially when it's family. But rest assured, I'm not going to pull anything tonight; all good things to those who wait. I'm a patient man, and I'm going to strike when you least expect it.
Cameron turns to look at Joey.
Cameron: I think that about covers what I needed to say. So if you don't need me anymore, I gotta to get outta here. There's some stench here that's killing me; it smells like Pepé Le Pew just died.
A chorus of boos erupt again. Cameron tosses the microphone to Joey and climbs out of the ring as the bass-heavy riff of Black Sabbath's "N.I.B." hits the PA system. Joey Matthew sets the microphone down and smiles, applauding this great performance by Cameron MacNichol.. Fade to black.
"I NEED CHEESEBURGERS"
- Kentucky Tarzan