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11/27/11 - Chicago Ridge, Illinois - Frontier Fieldhouse



You open the DVD of WARPED 36 and enter it into your favorite DVD player. The sounds of "Pogo" by Digitalism play as the WARPED Wrestling logo floats down from the top to the middle of the screen. Underneath that fades in to words "Play DVD". You click... and the show begins.

The show fades in as we see "11/27/11 - Chicago Ridge, Illinois - Frontier Fieldhouse" on the bottom right of the screen.


The camera fades backstage as an "EARLIER TONIGHT" scroll is on the bottom of the screen. We see Kris Red in his wrestling attire of red pants and he's lacing up his wrestling boots. In the same room is the Interim Prez, and PKA is laughing at something.

Kris Red: "Its not funny."

PKA: "I really gotta disagree.. ha ha... "

He finishes tying his boots and stands up, wincing as he does and grabbing his groin.

Kris Red: "Ugh.. did you really tell AJ to hit me in the fucking nuts?"

PKA grins to the side and nods, starting to laugh again.

PKA: "He's getting a bonus! It was a fun Twitter deal we worked out. Fantastic."

Kris Red shakes his head.

Kris Red: "You owe me a drink tonight.. "

PKA shrugs and pats him on the back and heads toward the door, opening it up. Kris walks through and PKA follows.

PKA: "So damn funny..."

The two head out and the scene fades...

Special Challenge Match
Emily Corlen vs. David Blazenwing


Randy Long: "Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a special challenge match and it is scheduled for ONE fall! Introducing first... weighing in tonight at 140 pounds... born and raised in the great state of ILLINOIS..."

A massive pop from the fans.

Randy Long: "She is the Emerald Phoenix... she is EMILY... CCCOOORRRLLLEEENNN!!!"


"Miseria Cantare (The Beginning)" by AFI hits the P.A. system. The crowd explodes with emotion as Emily Corlen walks out from behind the curtain! She surveys the crowd proudly, a huge grin spreading across her face, as the lyrics to the song kick in.

Nothing from nowhere, I'm no one at all
Radiate, recognize one silent call
As we all form one dark flame...

As the song continues, Emily begins making her way towards the ring. She reaches the ring and looks to her left and right, posing before climbing onto the ring apron. Emily enters the ring through the first and second ropes, then makes her way to the far corner of the ring, where she kneels down, facing the center of the ring while holding the ropes behind her.

Nothing from nowhere, I'm no one at all
Radiate, recognize one silent call
As we all form one dark flame...
As we all form one dark flame!

As the music fades, Emily begins pulling on the ropes behind her, eager to begin. A loud "EM-I-LY" chant breaks out amongst the fans in Chicago Ridge.

Tony D: "WOW! Would you listen to that ovation from the Chicago fans! They love Emily Corlen!"

Kris Red: "Considering she was born and raised an hour west of here, are you surprised?"

Randy Long: "And her opponent..."

Tony D: "Here we go. We don't know who Emily's facing here tonight. In fact, the only people that do know are Emily, PKA and whoever her opponent is!"

Suddenly, "Shoot to Thrill" by AC/DC hits the P.A. and the crowd comes out of their seats! As the hook kicks in, the curtain flies back and none other than former seven-time World Champion "The New Hotness" David Blazenwing walks out from behind the curtain! The crowd pops loudly as he looks left and right, smiling.

Randy Long: "Hailing from Milwaukee, Wisconsin... weighing in tonight at 245 pounds... he is the New Hotness... he is DAVID... BBBLLLAAAZZZEEENNNWWWIIINNNGGG!!!"

A loud "D-BLAZE" chant breaks out as Blazenwing runs to the ring and slides inside, hopping onto the nearest turnbuckle and posing while Emily watches, smiling.

Tony D: "That's David Blazenwing! He's practically a legend in this business! That man has held nearly twenty Championships in his illustrious career, not to mention he ran his own federation based out of Milwaukee that became a globally renowned phenomenon!"

Kris Red: "He's also the man who trained Emily Corlen. This should be an entertaining match-up, for sure!"

The music fades as David and Emily converge in the center of the ring. DB says something to Emily, she says something back, and the two share a quick hug before taking a few steps back.


The two individuals, who know each other incredibly well, lock up in the center of the ring and as soon as they do, Emily immediately knees Blazenwing in the gut. He reels forward and Emily nails him in the back of the head with a hard forearm, sending him careening chest first onto the second rope. Emily doesn't stop the attack, hitting him with wild kicks and punches as Blazenwing struggles to pull himself toward the corner.

Tony D: "Emily Corlen's coming out of this match like she got shot out of a cannon!"

Kris Red: "These two know each other so well, there can't be a whole lot of feeling out needed between them. This one's gonna be physical because it has to be if either of these two are gonna win."

Emily grabs DB by the head and tries to force him into the corner, but Blazenwing blocks it by catching his leg on the second turnbuckle, then elbowing Emily in the chest before grabbing her and forcing her into the corner instead. DB begins to lay into his former pupil with several hard kicks, prompting the referee to start counting. At 3, DB pulls back, putting his hands up and saying something inaudibly to the referee. This gives Emily enough time to regain herself, catching DB with a kidney punch when he turns his attention back to her. DB drops to his knees and Emily wastes no time in laying into his side with several knees of her own, utilizing the ropes for leverage.

Tony D: "Both individuals still locked in a dead heat here. It's as if they know what the other one is planning before they do it!"

The referee begins a count again, but instead of stopping, Emily reaches down and pulls Blazenwing to his feet before whipping him across the ring. She charges after him, but as DB reaches the corner, he turns, elbowing Emily in the face and sending her staggering backwards. Before she can react, DB hits a short-arm clothesline! He then mounts her, laying into her face with several hard punches.

Kris Red: "Ah, wrestling. The only sport where punching a woman in the face is not only expected, it's encouraged!"

The referee once again tries to intervene, and this time, Blazenwing stops, standing up and motioning for Emily to rise. She does and DB is quick to grab her and whip her across the ring into the ropes. She bounces off them and Blazenwing attempts another clothesline, but Emily ducks under it, spinning around only to find herself caught with a backwards kick to the gut from her former teacher. She drops to one knee as DB runs to the ropes, comes back and hits a huge spear! He rolls to his feet and as Emily does the same, he catches her with a second spear!

Tony D: "Blazenwing calls that the Broken Bow! That could be it!"

DB covers Emily, hooking the leg.



Kickout! Emily gets her shoulder up at two.

Blazenwing stands, pointing to the crowd (who are now all chanting "EM-I-LY") and goes to pull the Emerald Phoenix up by her hair. She rolls to the outside apron, and DB starts laying into her with more punches before taking a step back and hitting a running boot, knocking her to the outside of the ring!

Tony D: "What a kick! Emily might be out after that!"

Blazenwing rolls to the outside, picks up Emily, and rolls her back inside the ring before going for another cover.



No! Again, Emily kicks out at two.

Blazenwing shakes his head as he starts to pull Emily to her feet again, but this time, Emily catches him with a hard kick to his face! As DB stumbles backwards, Emily rolls to one knee, then her feet. She taunts DB, motioning for him to come get her. He takes the bait, charging in with a clothesline attempt, but Emily dodges once again and this time, she grabs him and hits the Rolling Thunder (Three Rolling German Suplexes into a bridged pin)!



No! Blazenwing kicks out at two!

Emily nods and rises to her feet, rallying the Chicago Ridge crowd solidly behind her as DB starts to use the ropes to pull himself to his feet. Emily grabs the top rope and pulls it out, catching DB in between the ropes, and then holds him in place with her knee in his back before taking her massive arm and wailing it across Blazenwing's chest! She does this three more times before the referee threatens to disqualify her, and she backs off, her hands up as Blazenwing drops to a knee, still between the ropes in a kneeling position. Emily climbs to the outside apron, measures DB up, then takes a running start and catches Blazenwing in the face with a running punt!

Kris Red: "And there's Blazenwing's receipt for the running kick earlier!"

The crowd utters an audible "oooh!" as Blazenwing flops back into the ring and Emily quickly slips back inside before covering.



No! DB gets his shoulder up!

Emily stands up, stretching her arms out and calling for the end of the match! DB slowly rises to his feet, groggy from the punt, and Emily hooks his arms from behind before lifting him up into the air for The Catalyst! As she drops down for the impact, however, DB rolls into it and rolls Emily up for the pin!



Thr-NO! At the last possible second, Emily breaks the pin attempt!

As the crowd goes nuts, both individuals reach their feet and start laying into one another with punches in the center of the ring! Emily grabs DB and goes for an Irish whip, but Blazenwing counters it mid-whip and leaps up, catching Emily and dropping her in the center of the ring with the Blazecution (Diamond Cutter)! As the crowd boos (they're happy to see DB, but still solidly behind Emily winning) Blazenwing moves to the corner and starts stomping his foot into the canvas, pointing at Emily!

Kris Red: "Blazenwing is calling for his Full Effect superkick! If he hits this, it's O-V-A for Emily!"

Emily rises slowly, and turns, and when she does, Blazenwing launches out of the corner with his superkick, but at the last second, Emily ducks under the kick and with Blazenwing's back suddenly to her, she instinctually hooks the arms, lifts him up and drops him to the mat with a massive, lightning quick Catalyst (Glam Slam)! Emily turns DB over and hooks the leg as the crowd counts along!





Randy Long: "Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner as the result of a pinfall... EMILY... CCCOOORRRLLLEEENNN!!!"

The crowd cheers loudly as "Miseria Cantare" starts playing over the P.A. Emily stands up, still a little woozy, and grins, posing for the fans. The music stops abruptly, however, when William Wallace runs out from behind the curtain and slides into the ring, laying into Corlen with a series of punches!

Tony D: "Oh, come on! What the hell?"

Kris Red: "Wallace wants Corlen bad, and he's not waiting until Not So Silent Night to get his hands on her!"

Tony D: "But after the fantastic match she just had with David Blazenwing? This guy's a damn opportunist!"

Kris Red: "Where's the fun in playing fair?"

The crowd boos loudly as Wallace continues laying into Emily. After leaving her reeling, he shoves her head between her legs and stretches his arms out, calling for the Freedom Drop!

Tony D: "No, not the powerbomb! Dammit, someone stop this!"

As if on cue, from out of nowhere, a loud CRACK fills the arena and William Wallace collapses to the mat in a heap. There, standing in nearly the same spot Wallace was a moment previously, is David Blazenwing, his leg outstretched, his foot meeting the position Wallace's chin was in.

Kris Red: "Well, there's the Full Effect! He might have missed Emily, but he sure as hell didn't miss Wallace!"

As the crowd cheers loudly, DB pulls Emily up and checks to see if she's alright. Emily insists she had it under control before hugging Blazenwing and thanking him. The crowd cheers louder as Blazenwing lifts Emily's arm up in celebration and "Miseria Cantare" begins playing once again over the P.A.

DB rolls out of the ring and Emily leans down near Wallace, saying "At Not So Silent Night, I'm going to make you rue the day you ever decided to stick your nose in my business!" before posing again and rolling out of the ring. She walks into the crowd, celebrating with the fans as one of the ring techs checks on Wallace, who is coming to. He rubs his jaw, but otherwise seems no worse for wear. Out in the crowd, Emily climbs onto a chair and points at Wallace before raking her thumb across her throat. Wallace watches from the ring, scowling.

Kris Red: "Doesn't look like the superkick phased Wallace all that much in the

grand scheme of things." Tony D: "For his sake, let's hope not... he's still got a match later tonight with Sean Tyler!"

Kris Red: "Well, have fun! I'm off to the back to meet up with AJ!"



The scene opens up to A.J. Fairchild in the backstage area. He has on his ring gear; a pair of black, upper thigh high wrestling tights, with a silver image of a dragon on the left hip side. He is wearing a tight black t-shirt with purple letters on the front that reads “Twin City Strong”. A.J. is sitting down on the ground strapping on his black kick pads to under his knee pads, which was until someone approached his way.

A.J. stood up quickly finishing strapping on his kneepads as he was on his feet. Coming up to him with a microphone in to was no one other than Warped Wrestling backstage reporter Kelly Calloway. Kelly looked nice as usual and was in good spirits as she approached A.J. with questions already ready for A.J. to answer.

Kelly Calloway: “A.J. Fairchild, last Warped you had a one on one match against an intoxicated, yet formidable Leon Stone. A.J. how do you feel about that match, and in particular the actions of your arch nemesis of late Silas Bullock?”

A.J. took the microphone from Kelly’s hand and looked at the camera with a smile on his face.

A.J. Fairchild: “You know Kelly, I feel that Leon Stone cheated his hometown fans in Dayton on Labor Day with complete disregard. Here you have people cheering your name, but you still whip out your pecker and piss on all of them by showing up drunk. You see had Warped been in Duluth, or in the Twin City, you can guarantee that the Fairchild would be on the ball. However its perfectly fine. I’m cool about that. It that lard ass Silas Bullock that’s getting on my case. You see Silas doesn’t understand how things work with me. You come out with you confederate flag and try to berate me, I dismantled him in our conversation. Now he wants to jump me in my match… Silas when you put your hands on me you threw away any opportunity for amnesty you could have gotten. You will soon see how valuable that would have been later on mate…

Kelly nodded as she got the microphone back and asking a different question this go round…

Kelly Calloway: “How do you feel about Kris Red finding away to help you out on a few weeks ago?

A.J. took the microphone back.

A.J. Fairchild: “I thank Kris for helping me out on Labor Day. Silas was kicking my ass pretty good albeit underhandedly, but I’m not too proud to say that I needed help, and the dude delivered the goods, I just hope he does the same thing again tonight.

Kelly smiled and recovered the microphone back once more.

Kelly Calloway: “Any last remarks before your match?”

A.J. thought about it for a second before finding out what he wanted to say. A.J. Fairchild: “Yeah, that I wanna challenge anyone for their belt if Warped ever goes to Duluth or Minnesota in general… I gotta get that gold haha…

A.J. then takes off leaving Kelly alone with the microphone and a smile on her face. For unseen to many people A.J. quickly deposited his phone number written on a napkin and put it in her hands after he handed the microphone back to her….

Tag Team Grudge Match
Leon Stone & Silas Bullock vs. Kris Red & AJ Fairchild

Randy Long: "The following TAG TEAM contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing team one - first - now weighing in at 261 pounds.. from Dayton, Ohio - LEON STONE!"

"Seize The Day" by Avenged Sevenfold hits the PA System. Leon Stone walks down the ramp completely igoreing every one around, giving dirty looks to any one who, tries to touch him. He walks to his corner completely relaxed waiting for some one to enter HIS ring...

Randy Long: "And his tag team partner - from Bainbridge, Georgia, weighing in at 200 pounds - Silas Bullock!"

The strum of a guitar hits the PA system and Country Boy Can Survive by Hank Williams begins to play. Silas walks through the curtain wearing a leather cowboy hat, leather trench coat duster and a confederate flag poncho and dark sunglasses. He enters the ring and hands his hat, coat and poncho to the ring attendant. His ring-gear consists of a tucked in dress shirt, suspenders, George - Big Men's Black Dress Pants and custom made black Old West Cross Inlay Cowboy Boots. He jumps to the second rope and screams a loud rebel yell ready to do battle! He then gives Leon Stone an ugly scowl as his music fades.

Randy Long: "And their opponents.. at a combined weight of 358 pounds - Kris Red and AJ Fairchild!"

The hard guitar opening of “Puck Off” By Pantera plays over the venues sound system. The fans cheer loudly, and take up the chant “A.J.... A.J... A.J....” A.J. Fairchild then makes his way from the back followed by Kris Red. Receiving a huge ovation from nearly everyone in attendance A.J. gets on one knee and pats his chest at the top the entrance ramp. A.J. then gets to his feet and makes his way down to the ring, high-fiving fans as he does so, with Kris Red high-fiving the other side of the aisle way. Once at the mat apron A.J. and Kris both slide into the ring under the bottom rope. They both head to the turnbuckles and climb up. Red raises his arms in the air as AJ points and pounds his chest as his music slowly fades away.

PKA: "Well, here I am to do the job of Kris Red! Tony D, why do you have a flip phone still?"

Tony D: "I really have no answer for that."

In the middle of the ring we see Leon Stone and Silas Bullock confront Kris Red and AJ Fairchild, smack talking. The ref tells them to back it up as he splits the two teams apart and calls for the bell! And suddenly Leon Stone bumrushes Kris Red and Silas Bullock follows suit and attacks AJ Fairchild!

Tony D: "And we're off!"

PKA: "This isn't a horse race.."

While Bullock puts the boots to Fairchild on the mat, Leon Stone brings Kris Red to his feet and delivers a right hand before tossing him over the top rope.

Tony D: "And hello to you sir. That's the voice of Interim President, PKA joining us for the duration of the show."

PKA: "They knew that already, but thanks for that intro."

Tony D: "You're quite welcome!"

PKA: "That's right I am your Color Commentary JESUS. Bow to me. I've come to save you."

Stone starts to head to the outside but Silas yells at him and he comes back in and they both doubleteam irish whip Fairchild into the ropes and hit a double backdrop! Silas tells Stone to pay attention and Stone shakes his head and walks out, getting in his teams corner on the apron.

Bullock turns back, hands on his hips, and can't believe Stone just turned his back on him like that. He shakes his head and turns right into a dropkick from AJ Fairchild! Bullock drops to the mat but gets right back up as Fairchild delivers a couple forearm strikes. Irish whip... Bullock hits the ropes and comes back with a clothesline but Fairchild ducks and runs to the ropes.. bounces off.. DROPKICK from Silas Bullock, taking Fairchild down! Bullock brings Fairchild to his feet and tags in Leon Stone who enters and as Bullock holds Fairchild, Stone takes a cheap shot with a kick to the gut. Bullock leaves the ring as Stone brings Fairchild to his feet..

PKA: "Not bad double team work but you can see by the way they're lookin' at each other that Stone and Bullock aren't on the same proverbial page.. Bullock had some crazy things to say about his own partner earlier this week. I dunno man.. whoever booked this team together must be crazy."

Tony D: "But.."

PKA: "Crazy, I say!"

Stone with a few punches followed by an Irish whip.. Fairchild bounces off the ropes and Stone hits a running clothesline. Fairchild back up.. another clothesline from Stone! Fairchild up again and Stone takes him by the head and slams his face off the top buckle. Irish whip into the opposing corner.. Fairchild hits and Stone follows up but Fairchild gets a boot up! The fans cheer as Fairchild heads toward his corner for the tag to Kris Red but Stone stops him and hits a Russian Legsweep! Silas Bullock screams out that he wants in so Stone obliges and tags him in, leaving the ring as he enters.

Tony D: "Silas Bullock has been very vocal in this match thus far, seemingly calling the shots."

PKA: "Yeah but Silas Bullock has nearly 9 years on Leon Stone, so rightfully he should be giving out orders for the team."

Fairchild crawls to Kris Red.. Bullock charges and knocks Red off the apron and then puts the boots to Fairchild. He brings him to his feet.. Irish whip.. duck down.. Fairchild leaps over for the Sunset Flip but Bullock will not lose his balance and he brings his fist down to the face of Fairchild but Fairchild moves at the last minute and Bullock punches the mat!

Tony D: "Ooh a swing and a miss!"

Silas Bullock shakes his hand in pain as he goes to his corner and AJ Fairchild crawls to his... Tag to Stone! Tag To Red!

PKA: "Hot tag! Don't screw it up Kris! Ha ha!"

Stone and Red come at each other and Red delivers a quick spinning wheel kick to Leon Stone! He gets up and goes after Silas Bullock who remained in the ring and he kicks him in the gut. Stone then clobbers Red in the back and Bullock delivers a right hand and Kris is down.

PKA: "Well, so much for Kris Red's big return to the ring. Looks like he's dead now. Ha! That's what he gets for bringing me a Red Bull instead of a coffee earlier. Kris Red and his "Red Schtick" is tiresome."

Bullock brings him to his feet and irish whips him into the corner while Leon Stone brings AJ up and whips him into Red, both men sandwiched in the corner. Bullock and Stone share some words and Bullock whips Stone toward their opponents and Fairchild gets a boot up! Bullock then charges in but Fairchild gets another boot up, this time its caught and he flings the leg sideways toward the ropes and that momentum takes Fairchild out of the corner and Kris Red explodes out with a big clothesline!

Tony D: "Kris Red with a big clothesline there taking out Silas Bullock!"

Kris and AJ high five and Leon Stone comes off the top rope with a double clothesline!

PKA: "Where the hell did Leon Stone come from?! Don't answer that, its a rhetorical question, Tony D."

Bullock brings Fairchild to his feet and kicks him in the gut, and lifts him onto his shoulders for the Burning Hammer..

Tony D: "Bullock setting up Fairchild for his move called The South Has Risen!"

While Leon Stone sets Kris Red up for the Crucifix Powerbomb, and he has him up!

PKA: "And Stone with the Crucifix.."

Simultaneously Fairchild and Red free themselves, dropping to their feet and delivering dropkicks that send their opponents down on the mat for the time being..

PKA: "Hey now! Nice return."

..but they quickly get back up and Fairchild kicks Bullock in the gut and sends him to the corner buckle and he follows up with 10 forearm strikes! Meanwhile we see Kris Red with Leon Stone in the corner as well as he lifts him up top and climbs up... Super Hurricanrana by Kris Red! Leon Stone crashes on the mat and rolls out of the ring and meanwhile AJ Fairchild has a Standing Headlock applied on Bullock and he forces him down and keeps ahold with a Rear Naked Choke!

Tony D: "Holy Mutilation locked in!"

Kris Red stands guard and Leon Stone slides in, but Red kicks him in the gut and nails him with an X-Factor! He then hits a Standing Shooting Star Press, the RED STAR PRESS~!

PKA: "Ahhhhhh muthafriggin' RED STAR PRESS hey he still has it!"

And suddenly Silas Bullock taps out! He's tapping and tapping and Kris Red raises his arms in the air as Fairchild releases the hold and the two slap hands! The referee shakes his head and waves his arms NO NO and insists that Silas and AJ aren't the legal men!

Tony D: "Whoa that could end up costing them the match.. that does NOT count because Silas and AJ aren't the legal men in this match."

PKA: "Well isn't that a shame."

Red quickly turns back and sees the downed Leon Stone as he quickly leaps into the cover...




Tony D: "Just a two count for Kris Red."

PKA: "Too much time had passed since he hit the RSP.. no chance he had the 1-2-3!"

AJ begins to bring Silas up to his feet but just then Silas grabs him at the tights and forces him through the ropes and to the outside! Kris Red gets to his feet and turns around right into Silas Bullock who kicks him in the gut, lifts him onto his shoulders and hits the Burning Hammer!

Tony D: "The South Has Risen! The South Has Risen!"

PKA: *mocking* "The British are Coming! The British are coming!"

Bullock goes to make the cover but quickly remembers he's not the legal man and Stone tells him to step aside as he happily kneels down and cockily covers Red, hooking the inside leg..




Tony D: "Leon Stone with the 3 count!"

The bell sounds.

Randy Long: "Here are your winners - Silas Bullock and Leon Stone!"

"Seize The Day" hits the PA System as Stone gets to his feet and raises his arms in the air, the crowd booing. He puts the boots to Kris Red now, forcing him out of the ring. Silas Bullock wastes no time leaving the ring and Leon Stone stands tall, not giving a crap about that as he showboats and boasts about his win.


Backstage following their match, cameras caught up with Emily Corlen and David Blazenwing, who just put on a hell of a physical match that saw Corlen picking up the win.

WARPED Wrestling: "You two certainly didn't hold anything back out there."

David Blazenwing: "How could I? She would have castrated me otherwise. (Laughs)"

Emily Corlen: "That was our agreement when the match started. When we hugged, that's what we both agreed on. We go out there, we hit each other with everything we've got and leave it all on the mat. That's exactly what we did."

WARPED Wrestling: "This isn't the first time you two have fought before, correct?"

David Blazenwing: "Right. A few months ago in the Pioneer Wrestling Association, we faced each other in a TLC Match at PWA High Stakes, a pay-per-view event. She beat me there too!"

Emily Corlen: "(Laughing) Hey, you're not the one who had to wrestle in your underwear that night. Don't give me that!"

David Blazenwing: "Blame the fans, Em. That one's not on me!"

(Editor's note: The match in question had an added "Fans Vote" stipulation that read Emily had to wrestle in her bra and panties.)

WARPED Wrestling: "Now, David, if I may ask, there have been rumblings that this, tonight, is your final match. Is this true?"

David Blazenwing: "Yes and no. I'm still going to be wrestling, but from here on forward, it will be under my real name, David Slayton. Tonight marks the final appearance of the name David Blazenwing, and the end of a nine year era in professional wrestling for me."

WARPED Wrestling: "Thank you very much for appearing here tonight."

David Blazenwing: "I had to. You shoulda heard Em on the phone. She can get really pitiful sounding when she wants to!"

Emily Corlen: "(Sticks her tongue out at DB)"

David Blazenwing: "Can I add one final thing?"

WARPED Wrestling: "Please."

David Blazenwing: "William Wallace, tonight, you got your teeth kicked down your throat courtesy of yours truly. At Not So Silent Night, it's gonna be my little sister beating your ass from pillar to post. I hope it was worth it, you git, because she's gonna wipe the floor with you."

Emily Corlen: "And look good doing it!"

David Blazenwing: "That's a given. She learned that from me, you know."

Emily Corlen: "Something like that. (Laughing)"

Fade to black.


A.J. Fairchild is in the backstage area just coming off of a match with his partner Kris Red against Leon Stone and Silas Bullock. A.J. is in good spirits as he is still in his wrestling gear. He has a microphone in hand as a cameraman get's A.J. on the focus.

A.J. Fairchild: "You see what and where talking shit, and blind siding people get you kids? I gets you a grade a, USDA approved ass kicking from Twin City Strong, A.J. Fairchild. But Silas, I have a little treat for you, and know it isn't a bag of Famous Amos cookies. No mate I give you a proposal. You want to hurt me, I want to hurt you. How about at Not So Silent Night we dance, in a Full Metal Mayhem match? Chairs, Ladders, lead pipes, whatever you can get your hands on my friend. And then we will see who's still standing afterwards...

A.J. drops the microphone and walks away with a smile on his face as always a genuine Cheshire cat...

Grudge Match
William Wallace vs. Sean Tyler

Randy Long: "The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first - from San Juan, Puerto Rico, weighing in at 220 pounds Sean TYLER!"

"Grow Up" by Simple Plan hits. “This is who I am and this is what I like…” Sean Tyler comes out of the back smiling, wearing a black leather jacket, his black wrestling trunks with red stripes, black boots and his trademark aviator sunglasses. As he walks towards the crowd he high fives the fans and throw kisses away for the women in attendance, once in the ring he just smiles and takes his sunglasses off winking in the process.

Randy Long: "And his opponent.. from Glasgow, Scotland, weighing in at 254 pounds - William WALLACE!"

The arena blacks out as the bagpipes tune fill with air, as Flower of Scotland Begins to play Wallace appears, lit up by one single spot light which follows him to the ring. He makes his way to the ring shouting abuse the the crowd before rolling under the bottom rope.

PKA: "That's one mean beard. No really, I'm pretty sure his beard just called you stupid when he walked by."

Tony D: "William Wallace with a mean beard indeed and at WARPED 35 a lot of people say he's the reason Sean Tyler was able to end the undefeated streak of Emily Corlen."

PKA: "Yeah really I don't know what to think about all of that. Tyler's hella talented, but so is Emily Corlen, and before that match, she'd been descimating opponents."

Tony D: "But what do you think of the way William Wallace has been going about his business with the sneak attacks?"

PKA: "Its all apart of this lovely sport of pro wrestling, mannn... it happens. Emily is a big girl, she can defend herself, but Sean Tyler chose to come to her aid and now we have this match."

The ref calls for the bell and it sounds!

PKA: "You know, I think one day we might have to get Sean Tyler and Emily Corlen in the ring again one on one without the distractions to see who the legit winner would be, but that's for another time. Here we go!"

Collar and elbow tie up in the middle of the ring... Wallace grabs the arm of Tyler's and twists it. Tyler escapes and twists the arm of Wallace, but Wallace elbows out and twists the wrist, wrenching the arm. Sean Tyler grabs the top rope and flips backward and out, reversing and now twisting up the arm of William Wallace. He pulls Wallace in for a side headlock and holds the submission on tight as the ref checks to see if he wants to give up. Of course he doesn't and Wallace backs Sean Tyler into the ropes and pushes him off...or tries to...but Tyler keeps ahold of the hair and pulls Wallace into another side headlock! The ref tells Tyler to lay off the hair and Tyler nods.

Wallace overpowers Tyler with a belly to back suplex, but Tyler lands on his feet and grabs him by the head with a headlock takedown, now applying the side headlock on the mat. A small chant of "Mr. Chilis!" breaks out for Sean Tyler.

Tony D: "Well that's a first.. the fans actually chanting Mr. Chilis it'd sound like."

PKA: "I am so tweeting that right now."

The ref checks on if Wallace wants to give up but Wallace shakes his head and tries to break free. He begins slowly powering up and they both get to a standing position... William Wallace pushes Tyler. Tyler off the ropes and back with a forearm strike! He runs back and hits the ropes and Wallace delivers a right hand! Irish whip.. Tyler leaps onto the second rope and springs back with a crossbody into the cover!


Kick out.

Both men to their feet and Tyler with another headlock takeover. Wallace is close enough to the ropes though as he puts his foot on the rope and Tyler must release the hold. He gets to his feet and stomps at Wallace as he starts rising. Wallace fights up through it and catches a kick from Tyler and pushes him backward, sending Tyler rolling back. He gets up and charges and leaps at Wallace but Wallace catches him in a bear hug and shakes him all about. Tyler reaches out, cringing in pain! The ref checks to see if he wants to give up but he shake shis head and begins shooting elbows into the top of the Irishmans head! Wallace lets him go and Tyler connects with a right hand before he hits the ropes and comes back right into a big BOOT from Wallace!




Kick out!

Wallace now puts the boots to Tyler, causing him to slip under the bottom rope and out to the floor. Wallace poses in the ring but the fans respond with boos. "Mr. Chilis" chants break out again and Wallace isn't pleased!

Tony D: "Sean Tyler is looking to pick up his third victory tonight against William Wallace."

PKA: "Yeah and he said earlier this week that if he does that, he should be in line for a title match based off of what the formerly undefeated Emily Corlen was saying."

William Wallace heads toward the ropes as Sean Tyler rises to his feet. He reaches down and grabs Tyler by his hair, but Tyler tries to fight out to no avail... Wallace brings him in through the ropes. Irish whip.. Tyler off the ropes.. Wallace bends down... Backdrop! Sean Tyler grabs at his back as Wallace poses in the ring.

Tony D: "Well let me ask you something - DO you think sean Tyler is ready for a title shot?"

PKA: "I think he's got what it takes to be a top contender to any title in WARPED, but so does Silas Bullock and same goes for Emily Corlen. They've all got that 'it' factor, and yeah definitely they've got title shots in their future."

Sean Tyler slowly gets up and Wallace whips him into the corner and charges at him with a big spear! Tyler drops to the mat and Wallace brings him back up and traps his arms and repeatedly hits headbutts! After about the seventh one he stops and looks a bit dazed and confused as he stumbles back, with Tyler dropping to the mat.

Wallace gets his wits about him and goes into the cover...




He brings Tyler to his feet and delivers a heavy right hand that sends Tyler back into the corner. Wallace brings him away from the corner and whips him to the ropes.. duck down.. Tyler with a kick to the face! Tyler backs into the ropes and comes back with a clothesline but Wallace ducks, grabbing the arm and hitting a 1/2 Nelson Suplex!

Tony D: "Half Suplex very impressive!"

He covers!



Kick out by Sean Tyler!

Wallace slaps the mat in frustration as he brings Tyler to his feet and sets him up for a Vertical Suplex. He lifts him into the air but Tyler slips behind him, applying a reverse waistlock. Wallace delivers an elbow to the side of Tyler's head, then hits the ropes and bounces off right into a Japanese Armdrag from Sean Tyler! The bigger man William Wallace gets back to his feet and comes at Tyler but Tyler catches him for a Belly to Belly? No chance as Wallace hits a huge headbutt to escape. Irish whip .... Tyler off the ropes.. SPINEBUSTER~!!!NOO Tyler counters into a swinging DDT!

PKA: "What a counter, mannn!"

Sean Tyler with the cover!




Sean Tyler brings him to his feet and delivers a couple right hands. Irish whip.. Wallace off the ropes.. Tyler drops down to the mat and Wallace leaps over.. off the ropes.. Tyler up and Wallace goes for a clothesline but Tyler ducks then hits the PELE KICK~!




Kick out!

Tyler slaps his leg, calling for the Step Up Enziguri.. and Wallace gets to a knee and Tyler is ready.. Wallace rises and Tyler goes for the move but Wallace ducks and Tyler splats on the mat face-first. Wallace grabs him around the waist, pulling him up and fluently hitting a German Suplex, but the momentum allows for Tyler to roll under the ropes. Wallace hurries into the pin but Tyler escapes, dropping off the apron and clutching at his back. Wallace follows out and Tyler doesn't expect it and Wallace grabs Tyler and throws him into the ringsteps, causing them to dislocate. Tyler grabs at his back and Wallace brings him up and pushes him into the ring and slides in. Tyler starts getting up and Wallace applies an Abdonimal stretch!

Tony D: "Submission hold by William Wallace."

PKA: "Abdominal Stretch, is what its called."

The ref drops to one knee to check and see if Sean Tyler wants to give up!

Tony D: "Yes, yes it is."

PKA: "The streches of the abdomen!"

Sean Tyler is getting bent and stretched by William Wallace and he has the hold locked in tightly!

Tony D: "William Wallace has to be keeping his eyes out for Emily Corlen wouldn't you say?"

PKA: "The Abs be Stretcheth! Oh, yeah perhaps, but I don't know if Emily operates the same way William Wallace does. Do you think she's hiding under the ring? I don't. But if she- nevermind, I can't say that stuff anymore."

The crowd starts getting behind Sean Tyler, clapping away and cheering him on. William Wallace tells them all to shut the hell up!

"Mr. Chilis" chants break out and Wallace tells them to shut up! This starts to help out Sean Tyler as he begins to come to.. William Wallace tries to hold on for as long as he can but Sean Tyler slowly begins to slip out and he finally does and hits a hip toss! Wallace gets to his feet and Tyler hits a dropkick! Wallace back up and Tyler lifts him up into a Firemans Carry and turns it into a gutbuster! Cover!



Kick out!

Wallace crawls toward the corner and pulls himself to his feet. Tyler charges in at him but Wallace gets an elbow out, nailing him in the jaw. Wallace then kicks him in the gut, sets him up for a Vertical Suplex and turns it into a powerslam!





Wallace brings Tyler to his feet and Tyler suddenly hits the Step Up Enziguri!

PKA: "Enziguri! Settin' 'em up for No Place to Play!"

He then goes for the Lifting Inverted DDT but Wallace holds onto the top rope. He then uses the ropes to bring himself and Tyler forward and he pushes back, causing Tyler to bump into the referee. He turns back to Wallace who kicks Tyler right in the groin! Tyler drops to his knees clutching his groin and the referee didn't even see it!

Tony D: "A cheapshot low blow by William Wallace!"

Wallace brings him in for a powerbomb, lifts him up.. SITOUT POWERBOMB!

Tony D: "Freedom Drop!"

The referee turns in and drops for the count..

PKA: "What in the Hell!"




Tony D: "And William Wallace picks up the victory."

The bell sounds.

Randy Long: "Here is your winner - William Wallace!"

Flower of Scotland plays as the fans erupt in boos and Tyler is layed out in the middle of the ring. The ref holds Wallace's arm in the air and the fans aren't pleased one bit!

Main Event - World Championship
Alexander StarrZoe(c) vs. Grendel

Randy Long: "The following contest is our main event of the evening and it is for the WARPED Wrestling WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing the challenger - from Columbus, Ohio, weighing in at 345 pounds - GRENDEL!"

The lights go black in the arena then the arena is flooded with green lights on the stage. As the whistling starts in the opening of Rammstein’s "Engel". Jade steps out from behind the curtain she slides to the right of the stage. The guitars stop pouring out over the PA system and as the lyrics start Grendel steps out from behind the curtain he grabs his left wrist and rolls it twice and then grabs his right wrist and rolls it twice, and then locks his fingers and craks then and rolls his neck twice and starts walking to the ring with a look of determination on his face. As Grendel walks to the ring with Jade by his side he pays no attention to the fans and when he gets to the ring ducks under the top rope. As Grendel enters he walks to the center and holds up one fist as the lights go to normal in the arena.

Randy Long: "And his opponent - from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 237 pounds - he is the WARPED World Heavyweight Champion - Alexander StarrrrrZooooooe!"

The houselights in the small venue dim as spotlights twirl around the small venue, focusing on the ring and the small entrance ramp. Multicolored orbs dance around the canvas as "Who Shot Ya?" by the Notorious B.I.G. begins to blast through the public announce system while the top of the metal ramp fills with smoke. Alexander StarrZoë emerges from the smoke to the cheers and applause of the fans. Alex struts down the ramp, slapping the hands of a few fans sitting ringside and climbs to the top turnbuckle, staring into the people. Hopping into the ring, Starr climbs up on the second rope, facing the fans, and raises his fist into the air as the fans cheer; "StarrZoë! StarrZoë! StarrZoë!"

PKA: "Two of the men right there that'll be in a big four way match at The Not So Silent Night for the World Title. I bet you're just dying to know what the special stipulation is that I've been teasing all week!"

Tony D: "Actually I am. When will we know?"

PKA: "In time, Tony D! That's right, in time! And in that ring. I'll be there after this match."

The bell sounds and Grendel charges at StarrZoe with a monster lariat~ but Starr hits a drop toe hold that sends Grendel onto the second rope.

PKA: "A big fail from the big monster.."

He gets to his feet immediately but Starr clotheslines him over!

Tony D: "And quite a big fall!"

Grendel lands on his feet and spins around just in time for StarrZoe to leap over with a crossbody! Starr brings Grendel to his feet and slams his head off of the apron and then whips him into the barricade.

Tony D: "Alexander StarrZoe with his third consecutive title defense tonight against Grendel.. and he's really going full force ahead with the way things look."

PKA: "Well of course he is. I've been in the ring with Grendel.. you gotta cut him off fast or yo ass is grass, ya dig? Word."

Tony D: "You know its just like Kris Red was still here..."

Grendel nearly goes over it but Starr pulls him back and rolls him into the ring. StarrZoe climbs up on the apron and poses as the fans cheer and Grendel gets to his feet and charges with a big boot but Starr pulls the ropes down and Grendel gets crotched on the top rope!! Starr now climbs the turnbuckle and leaps off with a sidekick to the face of Grendel, knocking him out of the ring!

PKA: "I'm not quite sure what happened but I'm pretty sure I asked Crowbar and Cameron MacNichol to be out here.. they should be throwing Grendel back into the ring right about now."

Tony D: "That's true, I heard something about that. What happened?"

PKA: "Perhaps they didn't set their alarms this morning. Just another minor flop in the workings of the Presidency! I will overcome!"

Grendel drops down and looks to be shaking off the effects as StarrZoe climbs the turnbuckle again and leaps off with a crossbody but Grendel catches him and drives him back-first into the ringpost!!!

PKA: "Eeeeehhh.. that's rough."

Starr brings him to his feet and delivers a headbutt and Starr drops to a knee. Grendel brings him up and rolls him into the ring and climbs up onto the apron and enters the ring while Starr crawls away to safety. Grendel approaches and brings Starr up to his feet but Starr quickly nails a spin kick that rocks the big monster! Grendel drops and Starr runs back to the ropes, rolls in and flips! Senton!

Tony D: "P3 right there!"

Starr covers...



Kick out with AUTHORITY!

PKA: "Philly's Finest Flyer from StarrZoe but a no go... I wonder what the crowd's gonna be like in his hometown next month? Man.."

Both men up.. Starr with a right hand.. blocked by Grendel.. Grendel with a big headbutt. Irish whip by Grendel and Starr flips over the near ropes, holding on and landing onto the apron. Grendel grabs at him but Starr grabs his head and pulls his throat over the top rope. Starr slides in as Grendel snaps back, clutching his throat.. Starr off the ropes with a clothesline but Grendel stands his ground. Starr throws a Roundhouse Kick but Grendel blocks it and grabs Starr around his throat, lifting him up for a Chokeslam but Starr escapes, landing on his feet behind Grendel.. Starr goes for a High-angle German Suplex but Grendel puts on the breaks, locking his feet around that of Starr's and he elbows out..or tries to.. as Starr ducks under. He spins Grendel around and goes for a right hand but Grendel blocks that and kicks him in the gut, then places him between his legs setting up for a powerbomb!

Tony D: "Grendel with a powerbomb coming up!"

He lifts StarrZoe up anddddddd Starr starts hammering away with right hands and the big man falls!

PKA: "Oh no no no StarrZoe got out!"

Starr lands on top and hooks the leg...




Grendel starts to get back to his feet and Starr delivers numerous right hands trying to keep him down but the big man continues to rise up. The Champ hits the ropes and bounces off, coming back into a big booooooooot of doom! Starr drops like a bag of bricks and Grendel collapses to one knee afterward. Starr rolls around the ring holding his face and the referee drops down to check on him. Grendel then heads to the corner, even stumbling into it, a little out of it, and he starts undoing the top turnbuckle pad. He rips it off as the camera looks back at StarrZoe who has the ref at his side and Starr looks to be bleeding over his left eye.

PKA: "Well as that douchebag Kris Red would say.. StarrZoe is SEEING RED!"

Tony D: "And Grendel just exposed that turnbuckle!"

Grendel brings StarrZoe to his feet and delivers a hard right hand to the busted up eyebrow of StarrZoe, and Starr stumbles back into the corner.

PKA: "He's gonna need some stitches..."

Grendel hammers away with repeated right hands and the ref tells him to back it off. Grendel stops and looks at his fist, bloodied from the face of StarrZoe, and he clenches his fist and wales at Starr, but Starr ducks under and the two trade places, now wiith Starr delivering repeated right hands! The ref backs him up outta the way and Grendel powers out of the corner and past the ref with a vicious clothesline! Grendel brings Starr up to his feet and lifts him onto his shoulders and carries him toward the exposed turnbuckle and drops him face-first onto it! The crowd boos as Grendel then sets him up for a Powerbomb.. He lifts him up and slams him to the mat! Grendel covers, hooking the near leg...




PKA: "Whoa wait!"

The ref calls for the bell!

Randy Long: "Here is your winner and the NEWWWWWWW WARPED World Heavyweight Champion... GRENDEL!"

The crowd erupts in boos and PKA takes off his headset and what the referee did not see is that StarrZoe had his foot on the bottom rope by the count of two!!

Tony D: "Well I'm not sure what to say here but we have a new World Champion it'd seem."

"Wait, wait, wait!" shouts PKA on the microphone as he enters the ring.

PKA: "No no.. Grendel.. no no."

PKA takes the Title from Grendel and Grendel doesn't look happy one bit.

PKA: "Sorry big man, but the ref made a mistake. StarrZoe's foot was on the bottom rope when your hand hit the mat the SECOND time, and you missed it. This match isn't done!"

The crowd erupts in cheers! Grendel is IRATE. StarrZoe is sitting in the corner with blood trickling down his face and the shocked look on his face turns to joy.

PKA: "Restart the match."

PKA turns away from the ref and slides out of the ring with the World Title as the ref calls for the bell!

Grendel yells out at PKA that what he did was bullshit! PKA shrugs and mouths 'sorry' and from behind, StarrZoe hits a big German Suplex!! The crowd erupts as he stumbles back into the corner and then grabs the top and leaps up.. With blood pouring down his face he leaps off the top with a 450 Splash!

Tony D: "The Rising Starr connects!!"

The crowd is on their feet as Starr hooks the leg..




The ref calls for the bell and this one is over with!

Randy Long: "Here is your winner and STILL World Heavyweight Champion - Alexander StarrrrrrZoooooooe!"

"Who Shot Ya?" hits the PA System and the crowd is going wild! PKA slides into the ring with the World Championship in one hand and the microphone in the other. He hands the title over to StarrZoe. He holds the microphone up as the music dies down.

PKA: "Congrats, Alex. You're STILL the champeeeeeen.. You're the most fightingest..."

PKA raises an eyebrow at that word..

PKA: "..WARPED World Champ in history. But you know your defenses aren't over yet, and Grendel, I know you're pissed at me, but just chill."

Grendel, on the outside of the ring, stands with his arms crossed and a scowl on his face as sweat drips from his face. Starr leans up against the corner, breathing heavily and holding his championship.

PKA: "You know, I noticed you guys got a little rough, and I know you've had your fair share of that in the past with the epic FnX Six Man Mayhem match at the Ultraviolent Reboot in October. So now that there are four of ya, and we've done the regular FnX thing before.. why not step it up justtttt a little bit? While every other fed will say that they've pushed it as loud as possible, its at level 10, where else can you go? I say this is WARPED Wrestling, and if I can paraphrase and steal a line from Spinal Tap - these motherfuckers go to ELEVEN."

The crowd pops.

PKA: "So at The Not So Silent Night in Alex's hometown of Philadelphia, in the place where hardcore history has been made for years and years, we're gonna do it again and take it up a notch. We won't have to worry about rope breaks, disqualifications, or anything like that petty nonsense. It'll be Grendel, Cameron MacNichol, Crowbar, and StarrZoe for the World Championship in a Four Corner Survival, FnX Rules.. 30 MINUTE IRONMAN MATCH!"

The crowd cheers! Grendel kicks the steel steps and storms up the aisle, while StarrZoe nods his head and wipes the blood from his eye.

PKA: "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go make sure I have enough referees to officiate the insanity that will become of that match."

PKA tosses the microphone at the ref and the fans continue to cheer as "Ricochet!" by Yeah Yeah Yeahs hits the PA System. PKA heads through the ropes and walks by Tony D, shaking his hand. Alexander StarrZoe is left in the ring and he hops up on the turnbuckle, posing with the World Title, and PKA's music drops - "Who Shot Ya?" begins to play, as this WARPED DVD comes to an end.