WARPED 27 "Rebuilding: Phase 2"
Saturday, June 4, 2011
Morristown, NJ at Madison Hotel Ballroom
Dark Match Result: Chad Santana defeated Mark Dalton
You open the DVD of WARPED 27 "Rebuilding: Phase 2" and enter it into your favorite DVD player. The sounds of "Pogo" by Digitalism play as the WARPED Wrestling logo floats down from the top to the middle of the screen. Underneath that fades in to words "Play DVD". You click... and the show begins.
The show fades in as we see "May 21, 2011 - Plymouth, MA - Plymouth Memorial Hall " on the bottom right of the screen.
Sean Edmunds arrives at the arena for WARPED 27 with Miss Karla in tow. Karla struggles with the luggage as Edmunds pulls open the doors and walks in. The camera cuts to an “inside the hallway” shot as the door shuts behind “Simply Sensational,” leaving Karla behind.
Edmunds: “What a night!”
As Edmunds continues down the hallway, the door opens and Karla pulls the luggage in behind her. She stares daggers into the camera.
Edmunds: “In just a few moments, WARPED will have a new Evolution Champion … a REAL Evolution Champion.”
In the background we watch as a lowly WARPED intern rushes to help Karla with the luggage.
Edmunds: “And just like I expected, Grendel, realizing that he was way in over his head, has practically given up. He knows he can’t beat Sean Edmunds… he knows once he steps into that ring he is going to TARNISH the memory of Maverick. And just like I expected, Malik Logan has prove once again why he is worth nothing more than a cursory glance and a quick pat on the head.”
The intern takes control of the luggage as Karla storms up the hallway after Edmunds.
Edmunds: “So who stands between Sean Edmunds and the Evolution Championship? Anton Chase.”
He can hardly contain his glee.
Edmunds: “What Anton fails to realize is that his FUTURE is no brighter than his past. Anton has failed TIME and TIME again. Oh, but wait, it’ll be all better tonight. Because finally Anton Chase has reached the top of his game. After losing to Sean Edmunds … After losing to Crowbar …. After losing to Grendel at the 1 Year Anniversary show … FINALLY Anton Chase has re-discovered that shriveled, dried up, left for dead talent that he’s been keeping from the world!”
Karla catches up behind Edmunds and smacks him upside the head. He ignores her.
Edmunds: “Sorry, Anton, if I fail to see how your less-than-stellar performances here in WARPED have suddenly transformed you into this beast-slaying machine.”
The two stop in front of Edmunds’ lockerroom.
Edmunds: “Enjoy your time in MY spotlight, Anton … after tonight … you’ll be back to empty arenas and warming the crowd up for the big boys.”
Edmunds glances at Karla who stares blankly back. He then nods at the door and Karla sighs before opening it. The two enter, shutting the door in the camera’s “face” as the scene cuts to the arena.
Craig Cohen vs. Alexander StarrZoë
Randy Long stands in the middle of the ring ready to announce our opening contest tonight.
Randy Long: "Ladies and gentlemen welcome to WARPED 27 - Rebuilding: Phase 2! We are live from Morristown, New Jersey and what a night of professional wrestling we have in store for you! Tonight we get one step closer to deciding a number one contender for the World Title, plus the Evolution Title is on the line in a Four Corner Survival Match. But up first, we have two matches featuring debuts, so let's get it going. The following contest is scheduled for one fall.. introducing first - from Sacramento, California, weighing in at 210 pounds - Craig Cohen!"
The fans begin to boo as the lights go out and "So What'cha Want?" hits the PA System. Out comes Craig Cohen. He holds in his left hand a black Menorah and holds it in the air as the fans boo. Cohen makes his way down the aisle and slides into the ring. He goes to the middle of the ropes and steps up on them, holding the Menorah high into the air with a smile on his face as the fans boo the man who calls himself "The Chosen Jew". Randy Long: "And making his debut in WARPED Wrestling, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 237 pounds - he is Alexander StarrZoë! The houselights in the small venue dim as spotlights twirl around the small venue, focusing on the ring and the small entrance ramp. Multicolored orbs dance around the canvas as "Who Shot Ya?" by the Notorious B.I.G. begins to blast through the public announce system while the top of the metal ramp fills with smoke. Alexander StarrZoë emerges from the smoke to the cheers and applause of the fans. Alex struts down the ramp, slapping the hands of a few fans sitting ringside and climbs to the top turnbuckle, staring into the people. Hopping into the ring, Starr climbs up on the second rope, facing the fans, and raises his fist into the air as the fans cheer; "StarrZoë! StarrZoë! StarrZoë!"Alexander StarrZoë
Tony D: "Wellllllllcome to the show. I'm Tony D, alongside Kris Red.. and Kris, it'd seem like these people might've heard of Alexander StarrZoe before."
Kris Red: "They sure are chanting his name like he's someone worth paying for.. but I personally have no idea of his talents. So, let's find out, shall we?"
The bell sounds..both men approach each other in the middle of the ring, ready for a lock up, but Craig Cohen starts things out with a kick, yet Alexander StarrZoë avoids it. They lock up.. Cohen takes StarrZoë down into an arm bar, but the newcomer Starr is able to work out into a hammerlock. Cohen rolls through to break the hold and they each get to their feet. The crowd applauds as they both ready themselves for battle once more.
Kris Red: "So far its an even contest for these two guys.. StarrZoe holding his own against Cohen."
Tony D: "StarrZoe has had a lot to say over the last week to Craig Cohen, and Craig has battled back."
Kris Red: "A lot of Jew schtick, I heard..."
Tony D: "Yeah, a lot.."
Kris Red: "I'm a fan."
Both men lock up and StarrZoë ends up in yet another arm bar thanks to The Chosen Jew. Cohen changes it up into a camel clutch while hitting a couple of cross face blows on StarrZoë. Cohen shouts out "Aw, newcomer is a big talker but can't fight worth a SHIT!" before nailing him with a few more cross face blows to the face. This fires StarrZoë up, as the crowd begins a slow building clap... He fights up to his feet to the dislike of Cohen, and both men jockey for position. StarrZoë takes Cohen down with an armdrag and both men snap up.. Cohen then gets up in StarrZoë's face and both men jaw jack until Cohen hits a headbutt and then hits a standing dropkick that sends StarrZoë through the ropes to the floor.
Tony D: "The quick Craig Cohen with a surprise headbutt and a dropkick that sends StarrZoe out!"
Kris Red: "StarrZoe can't let Cohen catch him off guard like that!"
Tony D: "Well from what I hear, he's no rookie. StarrZoe has been wrestling for over ten years and he's quite familiar with roughing it.. apparently the Death Match is one of his specialties!"
Craig Cohen now taunts the crowd and points to the outside, asking if they want him to hit a high risk move! They clap as he readies himself, hits the opposing ropes and runs toward StarrZoë who is getting to his feet.. but Cohen puts on the breaks and shakes his finger and tells everyone to kiss his Jewish ass! He turns his back to the opponent, and StarrZoë takes this chance to reach in and pull the feet out from under Cohen! He drops face first to the mat and grabs his nose immediately.
Kris Red: "Ooh his Jew nose!"
Tony D: "Kris!"
Starr slides into the ring. He brings Cohen to his feet and hits a Cradle Brainbuster! He then hits the far ropes, bounces off, rolls on the mat and leaps up, hitting a Senton Splash!
Kris Red:"That's Philly's Finest Flyer right there!"
Tony D: "He covers!"
Starr into the cover... 1... 2... kick out!!
Cohen kicks out just in time and grabs the ropes, holding on for dear life. Starr grabs his legs and pulls but Cohen won't let go! Finally Starr just lets go and Cohen drops down hard and screams out! The crowd laughs as Cohen gets up holding his ass.. Starr hits the ropes.. moonsault off the second rope impacts right on with Craig Cohen! He stays atop for the cover.. 1... 2... kick out!
Starr gets to his feet and brings Cohen up and suddenly Cohen pokes him in the eyes and kicks him in the gut.. setting up for the BRAINBUSTAH~ and as he lifts him up, StarrZoë wiggles out and lands behind Cohen and hits a German Suplex!!! He then climbs the turnbuckle and gains his balance and comes off with a 450 Shooting Star Splash!!!
Kris Red: "Jesus Tits!!!"
Tony D: "The Rising Starr!"
StarrZoë hits the amazing move and hooks the leg... 1... 2.... 3!!!
The bell sounds.
Randy Long: "Here is your winner - Alexander StarrZoë!"
"Who Shot Ya?" by Notorious B.I.G. hits as StarrZoë stands up and has his arm raised in victory. The crowd cheers and applauds.
Tony D: "What an impressive debut for one Alexander StarrZoë!"
Kris Red: "I can't wait to see what else he has to offer!"
StarrZoë climbs the turnbuckle and raises his arms as the fans cheer him on and we fade...
Backstage Interview with Rico Calle
Austin Sanders is seen backstage with Rico Calle.
Austin Sanders: "Rico Calle, in a matter of minutes you will be in the ring up against Percy Vanderbilt who makes his WARPED debut tonight. What are your thoughts going into this match?"
Rico Calle: "Well man let me just say that I'm excited to go out there and perform as always and I'm glad that Joey decided to put me in this match as his first opponent. From what I hear this is his first match so all I can say is that I'm confident but I'm not going to let my guard down homie! Lil' Rico ain't gonna go out there unprepared, oh no."
Austin Sanders: "All right Rico thank you very much."
Rico Calle: "Yo one sec before I go.. let me just say quickly to Craig Cohen. Homie, you can't dodge me forever. I want you in that ring and I will get you back. Accept my challenge for a match, and stop runnin'. But please believe that when I do get ya in that ring, its not going to be an easy feet to beat lil Rico Calle from the MEAN STREET."
Rico slaps his hands together and heads off down the hall as the scene fades.
Grendel walks in to the locker room and there is a note taped to the door of a locker. He reaches out and pulls it off the door and opens it and reads it and then there is a big smile on his face and he turns around to see Joey Matthew, the President of WARPED.
Grendel: "Look we talked, after this I want one more match and that will be with Switchblade when he is ready."
Joey Matthew: :I know and I agreed to that but we need to talk about something else."
Joey tells the camera to shut off and the scene ends.
Percy Vanderbilt vs. Rico Calle
Randy Long: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from New York City, weighing in at 165 pounds - "Mean Street" Rico Calle!"
The Streets "Blinded By The Lights" plays as Rico Calle pushes the curtain out of the way and covers his eyes, pauses, then removes his hands, bringing them out, and he takes a look at the fans who cheer him on. "Lights are blinding my eyes..." is heard over the sound system. He smiles as he gets up to his feet and runs down toward the ring and slides in. Rico spins and puts his arms out and the fans continue to cheer and applaud.
Randy Long: "And making his WARPED debut - from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 175 pounds - Percy Vanderbilt!"
Obnoxious by Immortal Technique plays over the loud speaker and Percy Vanderbilt shoves his way through the curtains. The crowd is rowdy, but Percy doesn't seem to notice as he nods his head with a pair of earphones in. He climbs the steps to the ring and finds his corner where he leans and waits for the match to start.
Tony D: "And there he is, a new addition to the WARPED Roster - Percy Vanderbilt. Standing at 6 feet, 3 inches, from Philly."
Kris Red: "And from what I hear, this is his debut.. his big first gig in wrestling. Let's see what he has to offer.. but he should watch it - he's facing one of the fastest guys on the WARPED roster - Rico Calle."
The bell sounds. Percy Vanderbilt and Rico Calle lock up in the middle of the ring. Vanderbilt knees him in the gut and throws a right hand that connects. He then whips Calle into the corner and follows through with a clothesline. Calle stumbles out and Vanderbilt pushes him back and chokes him in the corner. The ref administers the 5 count...1... 2... 3... 4... 5... he lets go, hands up. Calle starts to walk out, clutching his throat, and Vanderbilt throws another right hand, dropping him to the mat. He now stomps a mudhole in Calle repeatedly and the ref gets inbetween the two and tells him to back off the ropes! Calle pulls himself up using the ropes and the ref steps away. Vanderbilt with an irish whip to the opposite corner.. Calle jumps onto the top rope and leaps off, spinning and coming in for a CrossBody block but Vanderbilt leaps up with a dropkick and takes him down! Vanderbilt covers... 1... 2.. kick out!
Tony D: "Well I was going to say that Percy Vanderbilt's style was very brawl-esq until I saw that dropkick... but he's been very straight-forward so far in this match."
Kris Red: "Yeah and somehow he has taken control over things with those tactics. What a deal. And look at all of his tatoos. Where does one find the time..."
He immediately mounters Rico Calle and delivers repeated punches and the ref counts to five... 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... Vanderbilt lets up and pulls Calle to his feet and hits a short-arm clothesline and covers again.. 1.. 2.. kick out!
Tony D: "Simple but effective, Percy Vanderbilt is making his mark."
Kris Red: "Yeah - on Rico."
Percy looks at the ref and claps his hands three times, telling him to count faster. He brings Calle to his feet and slaps him across the face, as he stands there wobbly. Vanderbilt now toys with him before whipping him into the corner and following through with a charge.. but he eats the boot of Calle! Vanderbilt isn't done as he turns back to him but Calle kicks him in the face once more. Rico then comes out of the corner with a Discus Lariat but Vanderbilt ducks and hits a belly to back suplex. He covers... 1... but Rico grabs the bottom rope.
Tony D: "Ah see the experienced Rico Calle grabbing the rope.. that's one thing that Percy has to learn over time, ring awareness."
Kris Red: "Hell, so far what he knows seems to be working well enough.."
Vanderbilt grabs Rico by the hair and pulls him violently to his feet and the ref orders him to knock it off!
Kris Red: "Ooh, watch da haiiir...mannnn"
He backs off a bit, and then comes right back with a kick to the gut. Calle battles back with quick kicks, right left, right left.. but Vanderbilt fights them off and drops down and goes for a Firemans carry, but Calle lands on his feet and hits a quick spin back kick to the face of Vanderbilt, stunning him. He then brings Vanderbilt up and hits an Inverted DDT to his knee, and immediately turns it into a Pump Handle Piledriver!
Kris Red: "One Way Street!"
Calle covers.. 1.. 2.. kick out!!
Tony D: "Just a count of two off that amazing move!"
Calle hits the ropes and comes back for a Shining Wizard but Vanderbilt ducks.. Both men get up and Calle charges but Vanderbilt hits a drop toe hold, and then drops an elbow, but Calle rolls out of the way! Both men get to their feet and Calle looks for the Michinoku Driver aka All Roads Lead To Rico but Vanderbilt slides out behind him. He spins Rico around and goes for a vertical suplex but Rico slides out as well! Rico then goes for a Discus clothesline and Vanderbilt charges and ducks under, hits the ropes and returns with a Running STO!!! He covers... 1... 2... 3!!!
Kris Red: "Its OVA!"
The bell sounds.
Randy Long: "Here is your winner - Percy Vanderbilt!"
"Obnoxious" by Immortal Technique plays once more as the entire venue is shocked at the match suddenly ending!
Tony D: "Wow and just like that Percy Vanderbilt picks up the win off of that running STO Takedown!"
Kris Red: "Honestly I didn't even see that coming, Tony D. That's some crazy stuff right there. Well hats off to Percy Vanderbilt, picking himself up a win in his first match ever."
Vanderbilt doesn't pose or anything after his win. Instead, he goes to the announce table and grabs his headphones and heads up the aisle way...
Tony D: "Off Percy goes with his headphones and iPod.. I wonder what kind of music he listens to."
Kris Red: "Lady Gaga perhaps."
Tony D: "I don't know about that, Kris..."
Kris Red: "Neither do I. Its fun to think, though."
Meanwhile in the ring Rico Calle is coming to and realizing what just happened. The fans applaud his efforts though as he gets to his feet. Suddenly "So What'cha Want?"hits the PA system and Rico turns his attention to the entrance way. There stands Craig Cohen with a towel around his neck after hitting the showers perhaps minutes before. He has on his gym shorts and some tenis shoes as he makes his way down toward the ring, Menorah in hand. He holds it up with a smile on his face, showing it off to the fans as they boo and flip him off. He makes his way into the ring and is handed a microphone from Randy Long from the floor. His music dies down.
Craig Cohen: "Well, well, here we have the one and only Rico Calle. I hear you've been looking for me lately? I hear you want to challenge The Chosen Jew to a match and FINALLY get you some revenge, huh? Tell me this - what in the HELL gives you the idea that you even deserve to face me in the ring? Huh? Don't bother answering, because for one you ain't got a mic, and two I don't want to hear you butcher the English language. You want Double C in the ring? You got HIM!"
With that, Cohen levels him with the Menorah, dropping Rico to the mat. He puts the boots now and then gets on top and drives right hands into his bleeding forehead. Cohen grabs the Menorah and pounds it into the skull of the bloody Rico Calle as the fans boo and chant out 'ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE!'
Tony D: "This is just uncalled for. Craig Cohen has no honor and no class and this needs to be stopped!"
Suddenly the sound of "Deep Cover" by Dr. Dre plays as everyone turns toward the ring entrance area and out comes Jersey's own CHAD SANTANA!
Kris Red: "Chad Santana is back and in his homestate!!"
The fans go wild as Santana hits the ring and tackles Craig Cohen off of Rico and kicks him into the corner. He delivers rapid right hands and brings Cohen to his feet. Cohen tries to escape but Santana continues to level him with right hands. Cohen tries to run but Santana grabs him by his hair and pulls him in and hits THE REGULATOR! Cohen is dropped and out after the Inverted Facelock, 3/4 Turn Neckbreaker and Santana goes to check on Calle who is laying in a pool of his own blood. Santana grabs the microphone off of the mat and looks at Cohen.
Chad Santana: "Craig! Yo dawg if you can heah' me, lemme put yo ass on notice that the Lucha Libre Gangsta is BACK in WARPED and back in JERSEY BABY!"
Chad Santana: "187 bitch, yo ass just got REGULATED!"
"Deep Cover" plays again as he tosses the microphone down at the body of Cohen and officials slide into the ring to also check up on Rico Calle as does Santana.
Kris Red: "This is insane. We haven't seen Chad in a few months and now he's back and apparently here to help Rico Calle.. never ever did I see that coming, but there it was!"
Backstage with The Movement
The scene fades in to the backstage locker room area in a room with only three men - World Champion Korrupt, who sits on the floor, Indian style, holding the World Title up in the air and seemingly daydreaming - Crowbar, who is leaning back, chillin' on the bench - and PKA, who stands in front of the two men, hands in his pockets and in mid-thought.
PKA: “Aight boys, tonight is it. Tonight is the night that The Movement takes back control over WARPED. Who the hell does Drake Havok think he is, attacking you like that? You’re the World fucking Champion!"
Korrupt brings the belt down and stands up, tapping the title and nodding his head.
PKA: "Rando’s from the crowd don’t jump us; WE jump THEM. And I think that its our time to make it crystal clear to everyone in this company that WE run this show - not anyone else.”
Korrupt: "I want to make it COMPLETELY clear " *dramatic pause* "THAT HURT LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER!!! HE DROPPED ME ON MY NECK!!! WHAT KIND OF A SICK BASTARD WOULD TRY AND--"
Korrupt: "OH YEAH!!!!"
He smiles. PKA cracks a grin and shakes his head, crossing his arms as well.
Korrupt: "Well if he likes to play the way I do who am I to argue if Drake Havok wants to jump me? Who am I to criticize him ?"
Korrupt tilts his head..
Korrupt: "I think I found a new playmate.."
PKA nods, arms crossed, and looks to Crowbar. Crowbar, sitting on the bench, looks up at PKA and Korrupt.
Crowbar: "That Havok stunt was ridiculous, I agree, Korrupt, please do take your time with your new playmate man, the last one you had didn't last too long.."
Crowbar stands up.
Crowbar: "That also did look like it hurt...and what kinda sick bastard, well...er....anyway, P, you're right, this random attacking shit has gone on too long. All these wannabe good guys trying to make a name for themselves trying US? We need to do some serious damage here. That Logan attack has annoyed me since it happened"
Crowbar picks up a baseball bat and taps it in his palm.
Crowbar: "Time we had some fun."
PKA points to Crowbar and nods his head.
PKA: "You're exactly right."
He looks to Korrupt as well, before grabbing a chair and flipping it around, having a seat. He continues..
PKA: "Both of you are. Everyone knows what we can do when we're on our own. Korrupt taught Rico Calle a lesson, I made sure Malik Logan didn't even stand a chance, and Crowbar, you showed Anton Chase what FnX is all about and what THE MOVEMENT is all about. That's us alone. Together, as a unit, we'll be unstoppable. WARPED might be in the middle of a 'Rebuilding' phase right now, and that's all good and well.. We aren't here to tear down, just .. "assist" .. in the rebuilding process."
Korrupt: "..Can't we just get it over with? I'm getting kind of antsy and when I get antsy I get nervous, and when I get nervous I get violent let's just go take care of everything and move on."
Crowbar stands next to Korrupt and pats the World Title.
Crowbar: "Yeah, I agree with the champ."
PKA rolls his eyes.
PKA: "You guys are both dicks. We never do anything together anymore..."
Korrupt pulls out a piece of paper and shows it to PKA and Crowbar and points something out.
Korrupt: "Well, I think we should do something about that, I'd say we've got plenty to do together."
PKA: "That we do.. that we do."
Evolution Championship - Four Corner Survival Match
Grendel(c) vs. Malik Logan vs. Sean Edmunds vs. Anton Chase
Randy Long: "The following is a Four Corner Survival Match scheduled for ONE FALL and it is for the WARPED Wrestling Evolution Championshiiiiiiiip! Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 210 pounds - "The Future" Anton Chase!"
As Faint By Linkin Park blasts over the pa system, white smoke fills the entrance way as a person is seen behind the white smoke, as the person steps forward in front of the white smoke Anton Chase makes his way down the ramp way, with a cocky smile on his face and his arms out at the side, he climbs in the ring and climbs the second ropes and puts one hand up in the air.
Randy Long: "And from Worcester, Massachusetts, weighing in at 220 pounds - "The Hitman" Malik Looooogan!"
"Act a Fool" by Lil Jon plays as the crowd goes nuts. Malik "The Hitman" Logan comes out of the curtain and puts his arms in the air to the left, then looks to the right, and the crowd gets pumped. He starts dancing down the ramp and as he makes his way toward the ring while slapping some crowd members hands. He gets in the ring and does JTG's taunts as his music fades.
Randy Long: "Being accompanied to the ring by Miss Karla. From Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at 228 pounds - "Simply Sensational" Sean Edmuuuuuuuunds!"
The first few guitar riffs of "Brain Stew" by Green Day blare over the PA system. The lights dim and four local area women walk out holding Fourth of July sparklers ... they line the outside of the entrance way ... and through the curtain steps "Simply Sensational" Sean Edmunds. Miss Karla follows behind him and as they make their way to the ring, Edmunds jaws with a few fans. Edmunds climbs one of the corners and throws his hands in the air as the fans jeer him. He hops off, turns around and waits for Miss Karla to take off his robe.
Randy Long: "And finally, from Columbus, Ohio, weighing in at 345 pounds - he is the reigning Evolution Champion, Grendellllllll!"
The lights go black in the arena then the arena is flooded with green lights on the stage. As the whistling starts in the opening of Rammstein’s "Engel". Jade steps out from behind the curtain she slides to the right of the stage. The guitars stop pouring out over the PA system and as the lyrics start Grendel steps out from behind the curtain he grabs his left wrist and rolls it twice and then grabs his right wrist and rolls it twice, and then locks his fingers and craks then and rolls his neck twice and starts walking to the ring with a look of determination on his face. As Grendel walks to the ring with Jade by his side he pays no attention to the fans and when he gets to the ring ducks under the top rope. As Grendel enters he walks to the center and holds up one fist as the lights go to normal in the arena.
Tony D: "And here we go! The Evolution Championship is up for grabs tonight. The odds are definitely stacked against the champion, Grendel."
Kris Red: "Yeah no doubt. This goes til one person is pinned or taps out... two guys in the ring at once.. scramble tag rules.. this is gonna be wild!"
The bell sounds as the four men aren't entirely sure which two of them are going to start the match off. Suddenly it breaks down as Malik Logan charges at Grendel and clotheslines the big man over the top rope. Anton Chase charges at Sean Edmunds and Edmunds goes for a clothesline but Chase ducks and hits the ropes and returns with a cross body! Chase gets to his feet and Logan kicks him in the gut and hammers him with right hands. Edmunds gets to his feet and pokes Logan in the eyes and slams him down to the mat. Chase turns Edmunds around and goes for a right hand but Edmunds ducks and then hits a Russian Legsweep! He gets to his feet and hits the ropes as Logan gets to his feet and he hits a bulldog on him!
Tony D: "And this match is out of control and we're only a minute in!!"
Kris Red: "This types of stuff is bound to happen, Tony D!"
Sean Edmunds drops a knee on the face of Malik Logan and Anton Chase comes up from behind and clubs him in the back. Edmunds battles back with right hands followed by a snap mare and a hard kick to the back! He then applies a chinlock and Logan comes at both of them with a double kick to both of their faces taking them down! Chase brings Logan to his feet and punches him and Logan responds with a knee to the gut. Logan tries for a Snap suplex but Chase gets out of the hold and that allows Chase to make the tag to Grendel who has made his way up on the apron!
Tony D: "Oh my God we actually saw a tag in this match.."
Kris Red: "Yeah believe it or not that is one of the rules! These guys aren't supposed to be all in the ring at once!"
Grendel quickly enters the ring and charges at Logan for some revenge on taking him out of the ring earlier on. Logan hits a low dropkick to the knee then hits the ropes and comes back for another kick but Grendel pops up and grabs him by the throat and tosses him into the corner! He then drills him with knees to the midsection as Logan clutches his stomach and then drops to the mat. Grendel brings Logan to his feet and grabs him by the throat and places him up top then climbs up with him. He sets him up for a Superplex and hits it perfectly! They both go down and Sean Edmunds comes into the picture now to cover Logan... 1... 2... kick out!!
Tony D:" Just a two count but Sean Edmunds came THAT close to capturing his first WARPED championship title!"
Kris Red: "And Grendel was THAT Close to losing it. Do you know that he's a THREE TIME Evolution Champ?"
Tony D: "I did, actually. But thanks!"
Kris Red: "Oh, you're feisty.."
Edmunds stomps at Logan as Grendel is getting to his feet and he is clearly not happy! Grendel charges at Edmunds who realizes that he's in trouble and tries to battle with right hands but Grendel blocks and lifts him into a Bear Hug! Edmunds bites the forehead of Grendel and is dropped and he then hits a Reverse Crescent Kick followed by a Swinging neckbreaker! Edmunds covers... 1... 2... Anton Chase in with a kick to the back of Edmunds!
Tony D: "Another near fall for Sean Edmunds."
Grendel rolls out of the way as Chase brings Edmunds to his feet but Edmunds quickly gets up and knees Chase in the gut and connnects with a Hurricanrana! Chase is sent out of the ring through the ropes. Malik Logan now is coming right at Edmunds who hits a Tilt-a-Whirl slam! Grendel now from behind nails Edmunds and lifts him up in the air for the Burning Hammer but Edmunds counters into an Armdrag that takes Grendel down! Edmunds then gets out on the apron and hits an Asai Moonsault onto Anton Chase at ringside!!!
Kris Red: "Sean Edmunds is cleaning house! Asai Moonsault baby!"
In the ring, Grendel charges at Malik Logan and nails him with a big boot!
Tony D: "Ooh and Grendel nearly took the head off of Malik Logan with that boot!"
He covers... 1.. 2.. Sean Edmunds with the save just in time! Edmunds brings Grendel to his feet and Grendel fires off with a right hand and a headbutt. Kick to the gut.. Grendel goes for a powerbomb now on Sean Edmunds but Malik Logan comes up fro behind with a back kick to Grendel and Edmunds escapes! Edmunds and Logan with a double Irish whip but to the corner... Logan charges in for a Splash but the big man, Grendel, moves out of the way and Logan crashes!
Tony D: "And nobody is home!"
Sean Edmunds wastes no time now as he comes at Grendel with a roaring forearm. Logan now comes at Grendel with a right hand of his own.. Edmunds pushes Logan away and says to step off! Logan pushes back, and Edmunds kicks him in the gut and with ease lifts him up and drops him with a Piledriver! Edmunds then brings him up to his feet and tosses him over the top rope.
Kris Red: "Goodbye, Hitman!"
Springboard Dropkick from Anton Chase!!! Edmunds goes down!
Kris Red: "Oh man look out!"
Chase goes for the cover... 1... 2... Grendel approaches and... does nothing, but Edmunds kicks out!
Tony D: "Wait a minute, why didn't Grendel break that up???"
Chase gets to his feet and is ready for an attack from Grendel but Grendel turns his attention to Edmunds and lifts him up to his feet. Grendel hits the ropes and comes back with a MONSTER LARIAT~ on Sean Edmunds, taking him down!!!
Kris Red: "Sean Edmunds head just went into the third row!"
Malik Logan is now in the picture as he is on the top turnbuckle. He leaps off at Grendel and gets caught mid-air and pressed up and down into a Samoan Driver! Grendel stands back and looks at Chase, who looks at Grendel, confused. Chase rushes into the cover on Logan.. 1... 2.... kick out!
Tony D: "What in the world is going on? Why is Grendel allowing Chase to perhaps pick up the win?"
Kris Red: "This is the second match in a row that Grendel has done something like that. What in de hell?!"
Grendel stands back and watches as Anton Chase looks confused. He tells Grendel to fight! Grendel approaches and the two lock up... with ease Chase is able to go behind and hit a Reverse Falling DDT! He gives a look of suspicion down at Grendel as he then goes for the cover... 1... 2... Logan with the boot!
Logan brings Chase to his feet and sends him to the corner. He lifts him up and climbs up. Sean Edmunds now comes up from behidn and climbs up on the other side of Chase and they both are going for a Superplex but suddenly here comes Grendel as he grabs Sean Edmunds goes for a powerbomb but Edmunds kicks Grendel away and then Moonsaults onto him, taking him down! Chase now elbows Logan and hits a Super Swinging Neckbreaker off the top! Chase and Edmunds both go for the cover on Logan and Grendel respectively and the ref counts 1....2.......3!!
Tony D: "THREE!"
Kris Red: "No it ain't! They both kicked out!"
It was so close! Chase and Edmunds get to their feet and trade punches back and forth... Chase gets the upperhand... he then goes for a Superkick and nails it on Edmunds! He then goes for the Starmaker Vertabreaker but Edmunds battles out of it and kicks him in the gut and goes for the Northern Lights Suplex and connects! 1..... 2...... 3!!
Tony D: "Look out!"
Grendel boots Edmunds in the side, breaking up the hold.
Kris Red: "Sean almost had it!"
Grendel now brings Edmunds to his feet and turns him around.. applies a chicken wing and lifts him in the air... DROPS HIM WITH THE SWEET RELIEF!
Tony D: "The SWEET RELIEF from Grendel!"
Anton Chase with a Springboard Dropkick to the back of Grendel!!! Grendel goes down and Chase stands his ground.. Malik Logan springboards off the top rope and goes for the Twisting DDT Worcester Tornado move but Chase grabs ahold and pushes him off. Logan spins around, dizzy, and Chase kicks him in the gut and hits a Styles Clash!!
Tony D: "The Chaos Theory!!!"
Chase covers Logan.. hooks the leg.. 1.... 2.... 3!!!!!!
Kris Red: "OVA!"
Tony D: "That's it!!"
The bell sounds - and Chase has won!
Randy Long: "Here is your winner and NEWWWWWW WARPED Evolution Champion - Anton Chase!"
"Faint" By Linkin Park hits and Anton Chase gets up to his feet and jumps around, a look of excitement dawning his face! The referee awards him the Evolution Championship and he holds it close to his body. Grendel gets to his feet on the other side of the ring and a stare down begins between the two. Grendel approaches Chase, looking like he's going to tear him apart. Chase stands his ground and holds up the title, and slowly Grendel backs off. He reaches the ropes and ducks out, heading up the aisle, as Chase smiles and climbs the turnbuckle, holding the belt in the air as the crowd gives off a very mixed reaction.
Backstage Interview with SwitchBlade
The camera cuts to the locker room. There we see SwitchBlade sitting on a bench lacing up his boots. A few seconds later Warped interviewer Austin Sanders steps into the camera’s position, and with a microphone in hand he makes his way over to SwitchBlade.
Austin Sanders: Excuse me, Mr. Blade, could I have a moment of your time?
SwitchBlade finishes lacing and looks up at Sanders.
SwitchBlade: Sure. I got a minute to kill. But call me SwitchBlade please.
Austin Sanders: Oh, sorry. Well SwitchBlade, you’re about to have your match with the man who defeated you for the Warped title months back, Crowbar. How confident do you feel about winning and advancing in the tournament?
SwitchBlade: I feel much more confident than I’ve ever been in quite a long time, Sanders. I’m relaxed, fresh, and ready to head back to the World Title picture where I know I belong.
Austin Sanders: Some believe that you’re past your prime by this point, and that you should retire from wrestling for good. What do you say to these critics?
SwitchBlade: To them I say…just watch my match tonight. You’ll see for yourself that I’m not “past my prime.” Not even close. Crowbar’s going to learn the hard way that a focus, motivated, and ready SwitchBlade is something you don’t ever want to have as your opponent. Now if you’ll excuse me…
SwitchBlade gets up from his seat and walks past Sanders ready to head to the gorilla position. Sanders turns to the camera.
Austin Sanders: Well there you have it, folks. A much more confident SwitchBlade awaits Crowbar’s future.
'Entertainment' Backstage / Arena Audio
The scene fades into the close up of hazel eyes and perfectly arched eyebrows. As the camera zooms out we begin to see the caramel complexion face of the young women standing in front of us. Surrounded by a background of pitch black the familiar face comes into full view. Fans of Headstrong Wrestling will recognize her as simply...Dion.
Kris Red: "OH MY GOD TONY!! ARE YOU SEEING THIS!?"
"Hustle Hard" By Ace Hood Begins to play in the background as Dion runs her fingers through her long brown hair while biting her lip seductively.
Kris Red: " Is she here!?"
She bats her eyes and begins to speak softly...
The arena, who are merely hearing the audio over the PA System, roars at the mention the last name.
Tony D: "She's referring to Taurus Capone ladies and gentlemen. If you don't know who that is then you've missed one wild ride I tell ya."
Kris Red: "Google him. He's only like....THE BEST!"
A smirk comes across Dion's face as she continues to gaze into the camera.
Dion winks as the scene abruptly cuts.
Backstage Interview with Drake Havok
Drake Havok is sitting staring at TV screen watching an old tape of Korrupt as the beautiful Kelly Calloway comes up to him.
Kelly Calloway: I am here with new WARPED WRESTLING star Drake Havok.
Drake grabs the mic out of Kelly’s hands; he gives the camera a wicked smile and leans in.
Drake Havok: So it has been very quiet from the champ this week, I wonder where he is or where he is hiding. Look, Korrupt ignoring me is not going to make me go away. What is wrong Korrupt did I bump back a little too hard for you. Well guess what champ this mother fucker is coming to dump you on your little head again and this time, this time the ref is not going to pull me off till you either tap or pass out from pain cause tonight HAVOK RUNS WILD ON YOUR SORRY ASS!
Drake spits on the ground and hands Kellie back the mic and storms out of the locker room.
SwitchBlade walks past a water fountain somewhere in the back as he prepares for his upcoming match with Crowbar. As he turns the corner, a flash of metal whizzes by the camera and connects with the back of his head. The sounds, first of the chair smashing his head and then of his body slapping against the concrete, bounce off the walls. The camera pulls back as “Simply Sensational” Sean Edmunds drops the chair to the ground next to Switch.
Edmunds: “What’s that, Switch?”
He leans down next to the groaning SwitchBlade. Miss Karla walks behind Edmunds and puts something in his hand.
Edmunds pops the top off a shampoo bottle and squeezes the contents into the face of the man who beat him last week.
Karla passes Edmunds a fire extinguisher. However, instead of spraying Switch with it, Edmunds slams it into his chest.
Edmunds grabs the chair off the ground and readies it to attack, but by this time a throng of WARPED officials have streamed into the back and rush Edmunds. Edmunds spits on SwitchBlade as the chair is taken from him and exits.
Korrupt vs. Drake Havok
To the ring..
Tony D: "And its time now for a grudge match between newcomer Drake Havok and the World Champion, Korrupt. Havok abruptly made his debut at WARPED 26 by attacking Korrupt and nearly damaging his neck in a bad way.. and tonight, Korrupt and he will go one on one."
Randy Long: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, making his WARPED debut - from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing in at 235 pounds - he is DRAKE HAVOK!"
As Freya starts blasting though the House PA system Drake Havok steps out on to the stage. He slowly raises his left arm and looks across the crowd. Suddenly from behind he is taken down as Korrupt attacks Havok as he is coming down the aisle way and throws him into the barricade.
Tony D: "Well look out! Its Korrupt!"
He then throws a right hand as the Jersey crowd is seemingly behind Korrupt all the way as he is from Asbury Park, NJ afterall!
Kris Red: "These fans seem to be more behind Korrupt as he's whoopin' some Drake Havok ass!"
Tony D: "Asbury Park, New Jersey is home for Korrupt, not far from Morristown!"
They brawl around ringside, and then Korrupt lifts Drake Havok up and drops Havok on the railing. The referee shouts for them to get their asses in the ring! Korrupt grabs Havok by the head and throws him face first into the ring apron. He then kicks him in the gut and calls for Insane In Tha Membrane!
Kris Red: "Oh snap this ain't good! Payback is a bitch!!"
Tony D: "The Frontflip DDT on the way!!"
But Drake Havok pushes forward and drives Korrupt back-first into the ring post. He then grabs Korrupt and rolls him into the ring and slides in and the bell sounds!
Havok brings Korrupt to his feet and delivers a kick to the gut and lifts him onto his shoulders into a fireman carry but Korrupt escapes and hits a Pumphandle into sitout Facebuster!! He covers.. 1.. kick out!
Mounted rights by Korrupt now... Korrupt chokes him next, the referee tells him to knock it off. Korrupt abliges and brings Havok to his feet and delivers knife edge chops.. Havok is reeling now as he stumbles back into the ropes but then suddenly knees Korrupt in the gut and tries for an Exploder Suplex but Korrupt fights out and hits a European Uppercut that takes Drake down! He covers.. 1... kick out!
Korrupt brings Drake Havok to his feet and hits another chop, and sends him into the corner. He charges in but Havok gets a boot up. Korrupt turns and stumbles away, and Havok comes in and hits a Half Nelson Suplex! He covers! 1... 2.. kick out!
Havok brings Korrupt to his feet and delivers a hard right hand followed by another and another. He whips Korrupt into the ropes and Korrupt comes back and they both nail each other with a clothesline and both go down!
Tony D: "And both men go down off of a clothesline! Who will be the first up?!"
Kris Red: "I don't know but to be honest I never thought we'd see Drake Havok perform the way he is tonight.. I mean look at how he's taking Korrupt to the limit!"
Both men stir and get up and they trade rights. Korrupt throws a right and Havok ducks and hits a T-Bone Suplex. He covers.. 1.. kick out!
Tony D: "Whoa, a quick kickout from Korrupt!"
Korrupt starts rising and Havok hits the ropes and returns only to get a quick kick to the gut that stops him in his tracks. Korrupt then hits a Cobra Clutch Suplex ! He covers... 1... kick out!
Kris Red: "And a fast kickout by Drake Havok that time!"
Havok and Korrupt both get to their feet and trade right hands. Korrupt gains the advantage and kicks him in the gut and sends him into the ropes and takes him down with a double chop to the throat! Havok drops and grabs his throat, rolling around as the ref checks on him. Korrupt then hits the turnbuckle and climbs up.. Havok starts to get to all fours and Korrupt leaps off for the STOMP but Havok moves out of the way and Korrupt lands on his feet. Havok then hits a HARD Mule kick to the stomach and then takes his left arm takes over Korrupt's left shoulder and across his chest. Then his right arm goes inbetween Korrupt's legs,and then Drake lifts the World Champ up like a bodyslam but reversed and then drops him head and neck first in a piledriver fashion and also sitting out!
Tony D: "Oh wow!"
Kris Red: "Havok Driver baby!"
Off the Havok/Shadow Driver, Drake Havok makes the cover, hooking the leg... 1... 2.... KICKOUT!
Kris Red: "Oh snap Korrupt kicked out!"
Drake Havok can't believe it as he then asks the referee if that was three or not but sadly enough it was truly just two! Havok now brings Korrupt to his feet and Korrupt is SPENT as he can barely stand. Havok seemingly is going for the Havok Driver again but Korrupt counters into a Small Package 1...2....3!!!!!!!!!!kkkkkkkkickout!!
Tony D: "Aooohh a kick out just in time for Drake Havok!!"
Both men get to their feet, Havok a bit quicker than Korrupt, and this allows him to thrust a big boot to the face of Korrupt and nearly decapitate him! Korrupt drops and Havok says THATS IT as he locks in a Stretch Muffler in the middle of the ring and yells for Korrupt to tap out! Korrupt tries to battle out and gives it his all to start getting to his feet and somehow escape. He does get to his feet and backs into the corner, driving Havok into it and getting himself free. Korrupt staggers forward and drops to a knee, shaking his head and trying to get back into this. He gets to his feet and turns around and right into a Hackague aka Flying Knee to the FACE! Korrupt is sent back into the ropes and he bounces off and comes right into Havok who sets him up for the Havok Driver once more and HITS IT!!! He covers, hooking the leg, center of the ring! 1.....2......3!!!!!!!!!!
Kris Red: "Oh my GOD its OVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!"
The bell sounds. The crowd gives off a mixed reaction.. lots of Jersey support for Korrupt here in town!
Kris Red: "Nobody here likes that!!"
Randy Long: "Here is your winner - Drake Havok!"
"Freya" by The Sword blasts through the PA System as Drake Havok stands up with a crazed look on his face but overall he is excited for this victory over the World Champion!!! The referee raises his arm in victory and he pulls it away and climbs the turnbuckle, posing for the fans who halfway give him a positive reaction but not entirely!!
Tony D: "I can't believe what we just saw honestly.. Tonight so far, three debuts and three victories for the newcomers!"
Kris Red: "Forget about the others, this match right here Tony D is more important because.. Jesus tits Drake Havok just pinned the World F'n Champion, Korrupt!"
Tony D: "Yeah I can't believe that either, Kris. And- waiiit a minute.."
Over the railing on one side of the ring - PKA.
Over the railing on the other side of the ring - Crowbar.
From the crowd and into the ring, PKA and Crowbar have arrived! The music stops abruptly as PKA charges in and pulls Havok down from the turnbuckle where he was still celebrating. He throws a right hand at Havok and then Crowbar gives him one of his own! PKA with a forearm strike, Crowbar with a right hand.. PKA with a forearm.. Crowbar's right hand! They both grab one arm and back him into the ropes then whip him off.. Havok off the ropes.. Double Standing Sidekick to the face! Havok drops to the mat now as the fans aren't sure what to think here.
Tony D: "We heard that The Movement had plans to take back control.. is this what they were talking about??"
Korrupt comes to and slaps the hands of his teammates, all the while selling his neck that is hurting him after the match. Korrupt says a few things to PKA and he nods and slides out of the ring and grabs two chairs. Meanwhile Crowbar brings Havok up to his feet and slaps him across the face, toying with him as PKA slides in with the chairs. He tosses one down by Crowbar, and one by himself. Crowbar then leaps up and hits the KFO!! face first onto the chair! He gets to his feet and they all share high fives.
Tony D: "Ooh that KFO maneuver is so brutal but he just snapped him face first right onto that steel chair!!"
The referee tells them to knock it off and get out of here and suddenly Korrupt grabs him and throws him out of the ring! PKA then brings the limp body of Havok up to his feet and pulls him into DDT position and hooks the top of his jeans and lifts him into the air and drops him face first onto the steel chair with the P-Krusher!!! Havok is bleeding all over this chair now as PKA stands up and the three faction mates high five each other again.
Kris Red: "This is just a total annihilation of Drake Havok.. talk about barking up the wrong tree... wow."
Finally, its Korrupt who pulls Havok to his feet and talks some inaudible trash before hitting the Snap DDT onto the chair and holding on for a Guillotine Choke!
Tony D: "Death's Infinite Ecstacy onto the chair and now he is choking the life out of Drake Havok!!!"
Korrupt lets go and stands up with his stablemates of The Movement as their music hits the PA System. They all stand tall in the ring with their arms raised as the fans give a mixed reaction of cheers and boos.
World Title #1 Contenders Tournament - Round 2 Match (FnX Rules)
"Grade A" PKA vs. Cameron MacNichol w/Dyan
The logo fades in and out as we see at ringside the trio of PKA, Crowbar, and the World Champ (holding his belt, and still favoring his neck) Korrupt. The Movement approach the table that seats Tony D and Kris Red. Behind them we see officials helping Drake Havok to the back and Korrupt looks behind and giggles to himself and pokes Crowbar to look back. They high five as PKA approaches the table and grabs a microphone.
PKA: "Tony.. Kris.. get lost."
Tony D: (on commentary only) "What, wait what?"
PKA: "What don't you understand? Get.. lost.."
Tony D: (on commentary only) "And what in the hell for? And what was that beatdown all about anyway? Why did you do that???"
Kris Red: "Oh, boy.. Let's go, Tony."
Kris Red takes off his headset and puts it down. Tony stands up and is hesitant to take off the headset. Korrupt and Crowbar get up in his face as PKA speaks.
PKA: "You ask us the stupidest questions Tony D. WHY? Because we can. Now shut up and give up your seat. The Movement is taking over commentary for the rest of the night."
Tony slowly takes off his headset and angrily tosses it down. He shakes and shivers as The Movement get up in his face. He backs off.
PKA: "Be smart like Kris over there. Whattup Kris!"
PKA and Kris Red are longtime friends, but their paths have clearly gone in seperate directions.. even so, they still have some sort of understanding. Kris throws up the PEACE sign and nods as he makes his way around the ring. Tony D drops his head and follows as Korrupt and Crowbar have a seat and put on their headsets. PKA puts the microphone down and slides into the ring, ready for his match.
Randy Long: "The following contest is a World Title Number One Contenders Match and it is scheduled for one fall!"
PKA shouts out 'OH!' and grabs the microphone from Randy Long.
PKA: "And by the way... I threw out a challenge this past week to make this match FnX rules. Sadly, Cam-Cam didn't accept the match. But gee golly, who gives a shit? I can do whatever I want. So hey, let's make this FnX, bitches! Hopefully Cam-Cam isn't too scared to show up now."
PKA shoves the microphone at Randy and he takes a breathe and continues..
Randy Long: "Introducing first, from Wichita, Kansas, weighing in at 199 pounds - he is The Ultraviolent Perfectionist and representing The Movement - P.. K.. A!"
PKA climbs the turnbuckle and puts his arms out in a crucifix pose and the fans boo. He smirks.
Randy Long: "And his opponent.. from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 200 pounds and being accompanied by his sister, Dyan.. this is Cameron MacNichol!"
As "Stranglehold" crunches out over the speaker system, Cameron walks out from behind the curtain arm-in-arm with his sister Dyan. They pause, he gives her a brotherly peck on the cheek, and they continue on down to the ring. He slides under the bottom rope, and she prompts the audience to cheer louder.
Crowbar: Check.. check..
Korrupt: Loud and clear!
The bell sounds and the match starts off and PKA is all over Cameron with right hands and kicks. Cameron backs up into a corner and starts to get stomped on. The referee pushes PKA off, only to PKA to shove him off and stomp him some more. The referee warns him, and then begins to count 1...2...3...4... PKA stops and looks at the referee calling him a DUMB SHIT and says 'THIS IS A FnX MATCH! I can do that shit!" PKA then smirks looking down at Cameron. He picks Cam up and grabs him by the cheeks with his right hand. He cocks back and lands a stiff elbow into his head. Cameron stumbles back, PKA launches him off with an Irish whip. Cameron comes back and gets hit with a picture perfect dropkick. PKA flaunts his technique to the fans who boo him. He heads out of the ring and looks under it. He pulls out a chair and slides it into the ring. Cameron stands up and turns and gets cracked over the head with the chair! Cameron drops down on the mat limp.
Korrupt: Look at’em go, that’s right PKA! Kick his ass!!
Crowbar: PKA’s taking it to that scrub isn’t he?
Korrupt: Pffff, chyeah!
PKA drops the chair and picks Cameron up and lands another left elbow into his jaw. Cameron staggers and PKA hits the ropes. He comes back going for a clothesline, but Cameron ducks under it. He comes back again for another clothesline from behind, Cameron ducks that. He gains a lot of steam and takes PKA down with a snap powerslam! Cameron stands up and looks down at PKA. He sits PKA up and throws the chair at him, PKA catches it and Cameron runs and punts the chair into his face! He drops down and hooks a leg! 1...2...kickout!
Korrupt: Hey ref, he was cheating! GOD, these referees are idiots!
Crowbar: So was that ref in your match huh...?
Korrupt: Your mouth...shut it.
Cameron goes on the outside and looks under it. He pulls out a trash can and looks through it. He throws a water hazard sign in, a two kendo sticks, and other little weapons. He throws the trash can inside too, along with the lid. Cameron picks PKA up slowly, PKA pulls away and thumbs Cameron in the eye. Cameron backs away with his back turned away leaning down over the trash can that was place in front of him. PKA leapfrogs over, Cameron and hits an innovative bulldog. Cameron’s face crushes into the trash can hard. The fans shout, “OOOOOOH!!!” PKA positions him over towards the right set of ropes. He exits and slings over the top rope and hits a lovely slingshot legdrop across the neck and chest of Cameron! PKA hooks a leg, 1...2...kickout!
Korrupt: NICE! PKA’s back in it and now we’ve got ourselves an ol’SLOBBER KNOCKER!
Crowbar: Why are you trying to sound like J.R. …?
Korrupt: Why are you bald?
Crowbar: Because your mom kept pulling at my hair when I had sex with her last night.
Korrupt: HA, jokes on you, I don’t know my mom!
PKA taunts the crowd some more, the fans retort with a loud boo. PKA picks Cameron up and whips him into a corner. PKA looks down and takes up the kendo stick. He backs up and goes for a swing, but Cameron gets his foot up just in time. PKA’s face hits it and he backs up, stumbling dropping the weapon. He turns around and meets a charging Cameron who goes for an attack, only to get hit with a superkick, the shot echoing around the arena, “OOOOOOOOH” The fans shout out as Cameron is on noodle legs. PKA picks up the kendo stick again and cracks it over Cameron’s head!!! Dyan screams out from ringside! PKA drops it down and smirks at the crowd. PKA hits the ropes again, springing off flips and hits a springboard flipping neckbreaker!! Cameron hits the canvas and PKA goes for another cover! 1...2...3....NO! Kickout at two!!
Korrupt: Come on your stupid ref!
Crowbar: This guy won’t stay down will he?
Korrupt: NO, he’s like a roach, a very pale roach! Come on PKA finish it!!
Cameron stands up slowly, PKA has the water hazard sign and cracks it over Cameron’s head which drops him completely. PKA licks his lips and goes on the outside and pulls out a ladder. He slides it into the ring and lays it down flat. PKA drags Cameron’s body on top of the ladder, “IT’S OVER!!” He shouts out, as the fans boo him harshly. He slowly climbs up on the turnbuckle, he waits for Cameron to stand up. Slowly Cameron stands and PKA launches off the top rope going for his patent "Shooting Star-Rana" but Cameron doesn’t flip. Instead he flings PKA up, takes a step and drops him with a jackknife powerbomb onto the ladder, his body folding!!! The fans go into a cheering frenzy, “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!” PKA gets up, holding his back. He walks into a right hand from Cameron and gets up again. He hits PKA with another right that drops him. PKA tries swinging, but Cameron ducks, hits the ropes and turns PKA inside out with a spear!!! Cameron drops down for the cover! 1...2...3...
PKA has his shoulder up at a split second! Cameron with an exhausted glare holds up three, the ref shakes his head no and shows two. Cameron picks PKA up and launches a stiff right to his jaw. He shouts holding his right arm up, “CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!!!” He hits the ropes and goes for the clothesline, but PKA runs at him and flips, hitting the P-Krusher III! PKA drops down on top of Cameron, 1...2...3...
Korrupt: IT’S OVA!!! ...Damn that catchphrase sucks...
Crowbar: Yep, but PKA won!!
Korrupt: YAY, cake and juice for everyone!!!
Randy Long: Here is your winner - P..K..A!
"Hang Me Up To Dry" by Cold War Kids sits up with a devious smirk as the fans continue to batter him with boos. He looks down at Cameron and wipes his forehead with sweat on it and flicks it at Cameron’s face. He stands up and looks at Korrupt and Crowbar who stand up and give him a round of applause. He takes a sarcastic bow as he exits the ring and heads to the announce table, shaking their hands.
Korrupt: Good job!
Crowbar takes off his headset and hands it off to PKA who puts it on his head.
PKA: Thank you, it’s only one of the steps guys...only one... Now Crowbar, get in there and do your thing. You and me at the next show pal. We're gonna keep it all in the family as its meant to be.
Crowbar nods and hops up on the apron. Cameron MacNichol and Dyan are now at ringside and she is tending to her brother along with the referee helping out as well. Crowbar enters the ring and stretches, ready for his upcoming match...
World Title #1 Contenders Tournament - Round 2 Match
Crowbar vs. SwitchBlade
Randy Long: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a World Title Number One Contenders Tournament Match! Already in the ring - representing The Movement, Crowbar!"
The crowd boos as Crowbar continues to stretch in the ring...
Randy Long: "And his opponent - from Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at 192 pounds - SwitchBlaaaaaade!"
SwitchBlade slowly steps through the curtain to a large number of cheers.
PKA: "Hey there SwitchBlade.. how's your head? Awful chairshot he took earlier...just awful..."
Korrupt: "And we can't be blamed for that one."
PKA: "I like to think of it as we 'can't take credit' more than 'can't be blamed', actually."
SwitchBlade, seemingly unphased by the nights attack, is dressed in his usual attire of a black short sleeve shirt with a leather jacket, blue jeans, and black shoes. He also has on his trademark gold belt and sunglasses, but this time also has a necklace with a switchblade pendant on it. Upon making his way to the ring he high fives a few of the fans, and then slides into the ring. He gets up, takes off his sunglasses and necklace and tosses them aside. He waves to the fans, and then offers his opponent a handshake. Crowbar wants no part of this.
PKA: "What an idiot.. SwitchBlade, he isn't shaking your damn hand. Let's go!"
Crowbar rushes at Switchblade as the bell rings and hits him with his hip in the mid section which cause Switchblade to double over. Crowbar Irish whips Switchblade into the ropes and sizes Switchblade up for a clothlines, but on the return Switchblade ducks the clothlines and bounces off the opposite ropes flys back at Crowbar hitting a mighty shoulder block which knock Crowbar to the mat. Switchblade looks down at Crowbar and then runs to the ropes as Crowbar gets to his feet Switch comes charging back at Crowbar, but Crowbar leap frogs the charging Switchblade and leans on his feet. Switchblade stops turns and hits a quick arm drag on Crowbar that sides him across the ring. Crowbar is quick to his feet and runs back at Switchblade he sees Crowbar running at him and hits another arm drag that sends Crowbar flying to other side of the ring. Crowbar rolls to his knees and slams his fist into the mat and yells at the ref “He pulled my hair!”
Korrupt: Haha, what hair...? Anyways, it looks like Switchy-Poo is takin' it to Crowbar early on...
PKA: "Did you have cute pet names for me in my match like that? Actually, don't answer that.."
Crowbar gets to his feet and he and Switchblade meet in the middle of the ring and lock up in a collar elbow tie up. Crowbar quickly sends a knee to the gut of switchblade and again causes Switchblade to double over Crowbar locks Switchblades head in a tight vice of a head lock. Switchblade tries to push Crowbar off of him, but Crowbar just tightens his hold and yells “I don’t think so Grandpa!” Crowbar laughs at the crowd and mocks the crowd as Switchblade positions himself behind Crowbar and wraps his arms around Crowbars waist. Then Switchblade lifts up Crowbar and sends him flying backwards ad he hits a belly to back suplex on Crowbar. Switchblade is first to his feet and goes to grab Crowbar, but Crowbar quickly rolls out of the ring and again yells at the ref “Are you blind he pulled my hair again!”The ref looks down at Crowbar and says “Give me a break. “ the ref starts to count 1….2….3….4…5….Crowbar gets up on the apron of the ring as Switchblade moves in on him , but the ref gets between them with his back to Crowbar. Seeing he has a advantage Crowbar jams his fingers into the eyes of Switchblade which cause him to stumble back against the ropes.
PKA: "Finger pokes of DOOM~!"
Crowbar quickly enters the ring and charges at Switchblade hitting a massive clotheslines that sends both men toppling over the top rope, but Crowbar lands on his feet.
Korrupt: Ooooh, a Cactus Jack clothesline, Crowbar gettin' it done with a reckless move, my type of wrasslin'!!
PKA: "These fans behind me are annoying the shit out of me. I wish there were serial killers that targeted people who annoy the shit out of me."
PKA stands up and shoots an angry look at the heckling fans and they act stupid. PKA sighs and sits back down.
The ref starts to count 1…..Crowbar picks up Switchblade and Irish whips him into the guard rail Switchblade slams in to the guard rail back first 2…..Crowbar runs at Switchblade and hits a vicious face wash on the stunned Switchblade, Switchblade slides to the arena floor 3…..Crowbar taunts the crowd and they boo him and throw trash at him as he turns and pulls Switchblade up to his feet and Irish whips him in to the ring post, and Switchblade crash to the floor again 4…..Crowbar starts to kick Switchblade while he is down, and then he picks Switchblade up and body slams him back down on the hard floor 5…..Crow bar goes back to taunting the crowd as Switchblade rolls on the floor in pain Crowbar again kicks the downed Switchblade 6…..Switchblade gets to his knees, but Crowbar sees him getting and runs at Switchblade with all his speed and hits Switchblade in his head with his knee 7…..Crowbar picks up Switchblade and rolls back into the ring and then follows him into ring break the refs count. Crowbar gets to his feet and then pulls Switchblade up to his and then kicks him and the gut and then lands a big elbow to the back of Switchblade’s head. Crowbar then hooks in a suplex and hoist Switchblade up into the air and holds him then for a long time, and then without warning Crowbar drops Switchblade down on to his head with a very angry brain buster.
Korrupt: TRAPDOOR, BAH GAWD!!!!
PKA: "Are you pretending to be Jim Ross?"
Korrupt: "Your FACE!"
PKA: "I need a drink.."
Crowbar gets to his feet and taunts the fans as he places one foot on the chest of the hurt Switchblade and tells the ref to count. 1…… 2……
Korrupt: No dice!
PKA: "I once knew a Canadian named Howard who said that all the time."
Korrupt: "What's he up to these days?"
PKA: "Calling wrestlers by their real names on Twitter. He's a clown."
Switchblade throws a leg up and hooks it around one of Crowbars legs and pulls him down to the mat and rolls though and hooks in a STF. Crowbar starts to scream in pain and the ref drops down to check him and see if he wants to quit Crowbar screams out “NO! AND HE IS PULLING MY HAIR!”The ref asks Switchblade if he is pulling Crowbars hair and Switchblade shakes his head no. Crowbar starts to inch his way to the ropes till he can reach the bottom rope and then he gets his on the bottom rope.
PKA: "Oh come now referee! He's on the ropes!!"
The ref tells Switchblade to break the hold and starts to count 1…..2…..3…..4…..Switchblade lets go of the STF, Switchblade rolls away as Crowbar uses the ropes to pull himself up to his feet. As Crowbar gets to his feet Switchblade moves and hooks his arms around the Crowbars waist and sends Crowbar for a ride with a German release suplex. Both men crash to the mat, but Switchblade is quick to his feet and he grabs Crowbar by the legs as the crowd cheers. Switchblade ties Crowbars legs up with an Inverted Cloverleaf Crowbar again screams out in pain and the ref drops to check on Crowbar. Crowbar screams out “NO!” Crowbar gathers his strength and kicks his legs out which sends Switchblade falling to the mat and letting go of the hold.
Korrupt: Looked like Crowbar was gonna pussy out and tap out for a moment there.
Crowbar gets to his feet as Switchblade spins and hits a really hard discus clothlines it hits its mark and Switchblade goes for a cover 1…..2…….TH/crowbar gets a shoulder up to stop the count. Both men get to their feet and start trading punches and Crowbar starts to get the advantage Switchblade is dazed Crowbar leans back to throw a massive haymaker and just as lets it go Switchblade drops to the mat the power behind the haymaker cause Crowbar to spin and Switchblade hooks in a roll up the ref drops for the count 1…..2…..3.Crowbar kicks just as the ref hits the mat for three and the ref shows a two count Crowbar and Switch spring to their feet.
Korrupt: "Wha-oh Cueball is angry!"
Crowbar kicks at Switchblades catching him in the stomach then Crowbar Iriah whips Switchblade into the corner turnbuckle. Crowbar sets up waiting for Switchblade to stumble out of the corner as Switchblade does Crowbar launches himself at Switchblade with a mighty spear, but Switchblade moves and Crowbar sail past him slamming in to the corner post. Switchblade gets up and turns around as Crowbar stumbles out holding his shoulder Switchblade steps up, and nails the implant DDT on the hurt Crowbar. As Crowbar is down Switchblade hooks in the Enter The Darkness the ref drops and Switchblade tightens the hold Crowbar screams out in pain, but he starts to move less the ref ask him and Crowbar says “no.”
PKA: "Get to the ropes!!!"
The ref holds up Crowbars arm and it falls to the mat Crowbar eyes slowly starts to close.
PKA: "ESCAPE THE HOLD!"
The ref lifts up Crowbars arms for a second time and it falls to the ground,.
PKA: "ESCAPE THAT DAMN HOLD RIGHT NOW!"
Then the ref goes for Crowbars arm for a third time the ref calls for the bell!
PKA: "Ohh... no..."
The bell sounds and this one is over!
Randy Long: "Here is your winner - SwitchBlaaaaaade!"
"Lost My Way" plays over the house PA... PKA stands up and throws the headset down. Korrupt takes his off and tosses it down and they talk between each other at ringside.
"TED CRUZ IS THE ZODIAC KILLER"
- Kentucky Tarzan