The cameras are rolling but the screen is black. The lights switch on and the picture if filled with the face and mask of La Flama Blanca. "Ask A Luchador" appears over his head.
The Cruiserweight sits on his customary leather couch. He has his wireless headphones on bobbing along to the music. He has no idea the show has started yet.
La Flama Blanca: Badadada babababa dun dun dundudndun.
The Luchador raises his head to see the cameras… rolling.
La Flama Blanca: Sorry about that… Hola mis amigos! Welcome to another episode of “Ask A Luchador” hosted by The Luchador himself, La Flama Blanca. It’s good to be here, it’s good to be back! Thank you for tuning in!
He takes his headphones off and starts the show.
La Flama Blanca: Tonight’s show is sponsored by Smith and Forge’s Hard Cider. Honestly, one of the best ciders around. Pick some up and watch the UTA. Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook. On to the show. Questions, from you, the fans! First question, Voice Over Guy!
Voice Over: Steve from Illinois wants to know, "What’s the best decision you ever made?"
La Flama Blanca: Kicking Madman in the face. Look what it did for my career. Next!
Voice Over: Jack from Connecticut wants to know, "You believe in aliens, right?"
La Flama Blanca: Most definitely. I believe… Next!
Voice Over: Johnny from Mississippi wants to know, "Do you think God exists?"
La Flama Blanca: I’m right here, my child. Bunch of idiots around here! Next!
Voice Over: Frank from Canada wants to know, "Would you kill an innocent person if you thought it might mean saving a dozen other people?"
La Flama Blanca: Probably not, no… Next!
Voice Over: Ricky from Australia wants to know, "What are you thinking about?"
La Flama Blanca: Why I still do this show… Time for today’s Did You Know Fact of the Day… Did you know if you lie to dogs, they’ll stop trusting you. In order to tests dogs/ responses for being repeatedly tricked by humans, researchers pointed them towards containers of food. Once they began pointing at empty containers, the dogs became so distrusting that they wouldn’t respond when the humans pointed to food again… Cool. Back to the show… Next question, please!
Voice Over: Damien from Massachusetts wants to know, "Do you cry easily?"
La Flama Blanca: Is this some sort of joke? I don’t cry… Maybe during DInsey movies but who doesn’t?!
Voice Over: Karen from Kansas wants to know, "What’s your favorite joke?
La Flama Blanca: That last question… but it’s Madman Szalinski… I love that guy! He’s so funny! Next!
Voice Over: Ken from Canada wants to know, "Would you rather be hated or forgotten?”
The Luchador pauses. He ponders the question seriously.
La Flama Blanca: I think we all know the answer to that. Hate me all you want… I’m still better than you will ever be. I will be remembered, my actions on this earth will not be forgotten. Until next time… Adios!
""All your base are belong to Gust!""
- Raging Dead