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PEACH'S PREDICTIONS IX

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We cut to the Long Island, New York home of La Flama Blanca. The scene is set for yet another Peach's Predictions. The bones are in their place. Peach is looking cute as always.
 
La Flama Blanca sits on his leather couch.
 
La Flama Blanca: It's that time again. Cue the music, hit the lights words on the screen!
 
A subtitle under the screen reads "HI! Welcome to Peach's Predictions!"

Peach: BBBBARK!!!!!

Peach turns a circle, and sits back down with a new subtitle: "I'm Peach!"

Peach: Rrr....ruff...ruff..BARK! BARK! R-r-r-r-r-r-ruff!

La Flama Blanca: Let's get this show on the road Peach. You know the deal.
 
Peach: Bark!
 
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Log Habben vs Skylar Montgomery
 
On the floor in front of Peach are the iconic Red and Blue bones respectively. She sniffs at both bones. She grabs the blue bones but drops it. She picks it back up and brings it to Flama Blanca.
 
La Flama Blanca: Going with the new guy on this one? Log has been a train wreck as of late so I don't blame you.
 
Peach sits and wags her tail and pants.
 
La Flama Blanca: Good girl. Next!
 
Abdul Ahad vs Tobias Devereux
 
Peach sniffs at the blue bone but moves right over to the red bone. She has made up her mind rather quickly. The red bone.
 
La Flama Blanca: Not a fan of those Cajun spices eh girl?
 
Peach: Bark! Whine.
 
La Flama Blanca: Cajun food usually upsets my stomach but so does curry. Peach is going with Ahad in this one. 
 
Peach starts to chase her tail.
 
Flama Blanca shakes his head and laughs.
 
La Flama Blanca: Perro tonto. Next!
 
Dan Benson vs Xander Hayes
 
La Flama Blanca: I should have bought a green bone for this one.
 
Peach does her due diligence giving both bones some quality sniffing. Peach walks over and starts to erin from her water bowl.
 
La Flama Blanca: Tough decisions I guess require rehydration.
 
Peach burps and runs over to the blue bone, bringing it back to Flama Blanca.
 
La Flama Blanca: Good choice.
 
She pants and Blanca pets her on her head.
 
La Flama Blanca: Good girl. Next!
 
Abdul bin Hussain vs Elvis McDonald
 
La Flama Blanca: Who ya got Peach?
 
Peach disregards the red bone and grabs the blue bone in her mouth. She drops it at the feet of Flama Blanca.
 
Peach: Bark!
 
La Flama Blanca: Very cool. Peach is going with the Kung Fu Fighting, Elvis McDonald. Next!
 
Yoshii vs La Flama Blanca
 
La Flama Blanca: Don't bite the hand that feeds you girl. I think we'll skip this one. So someone doesn't have to pay the consequences of a wrong answer.
 
Peach whines and lays flat on her stomach. She lifts her paw and smacks at on the ground.
 
La Flama Blanca: Next!
 
Sean Jackson vs IM Hate
 
La Flama Blanca: Last one Peachey. Who ya got?
 
Peach walks over to the bones. She suddenly runs over to her food dish and takes food in her mouth and runs back to the bones. She drops her food onto the ground and starts to eat it from the floor.
 
La Flama Blanca: What the fuck does that mean? You better eat that crap off the floor. Fucking Madman. Have one conversation with the guy and all of a sudden we're best friends. Ay caromba. 
 
Peach repeats the process, eating all her dry food off the floor.
 
La Flama Blanca: You're lucky you are cute Peach. I'd boot you in the ass.
 
Peach's head snaps up.
 
La Flama Blanca: Yeah, right in the ass. Say good bye Peach.
 
Peach: Bark! Bark!
 
 
 


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