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PEACH'S PREDICTIONS III

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A black screen precedes the Peach's Predictions logo.

Madman: LIVE from our living room in The Fire Fields...it's time for some more Peach's Predictions!

The camera is set on the floor, where it is at Peach's level.

Peach: BARK!

Peach sits down beside Madman, who is laying on his belly in front of the camera.

Madman: You know what it does. Red or blue, Peach makes her choice, we put it on wax. You ready to get us some ratings, puppy?

Peach: RUFF!

Madman: That's right! Let's get started!

Tobias Devereux vs. Roscoe Shame

Peach: BARK!

Peach smacks the red one around with her paws, going over and sniffing around the blue one too. Finally, she picks up the blue bone, carrying it over.

Madman: Good girl.

Perfection vs. Wülfric

Peach turns her nose up att he red bone and snorts, then slowly drags the blue bone over while whimpering softly.

Peach: ...whine...

Madman: Come on, he's not that mean.

Peach: WHINE!

Madman: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW, DOG, YOU HAVEN'T MET HIM!

Max Burke vs. IM Hate

Peach goes for the red bone, after kicking the blue one underneath the couch.

Madman: Great. Now I have to get it back.

Madman tips the empty couch over, revealing the blue bone underneath it...as well as a treasure trove of list items, including a stack of bills with the paper ribbon still holding it together, two TV remotes, a T-shirt, three dog bones, and a sandwich bag rolled up with the contents inside (which Madman picks up, mouthing a silent curse.)

Madman: Sorry, kids. At least I know I'm not dry yet.

Log Habben vs. Esteban Awesome

Peach grabs the red bone, noticeably wearing a fake beard when she brings it back and sits down.

CBR vs. Yoshii

Madman: ...here we go...

Madman tosses the large blue bone down with the normal red one. Peach simply lays on the blue bone.

Peach: BARK! BARK!

Madman: Yeah, that new Internet title doesn't make him any lighter does it?

Abdul bin Hussain vs. Madman Szalinski vs. Sean Jackson

Madman throws both the normal sized red and blue bones down, but realizes he does not have a green bone.

Madman: Aw, crap. What am I gonna use for green...

Ariel walks into the room, from off-camera, taking the bag from in between Madman's fingers (as he has no pockets) and throwing it onto the floor.

Madman: What the hell?

Ariel: It's green, right?

Peach: BARK! BARK!

Madman and Ariel look down to see Peach eating the bag, contents and all.

Ariel: Does that mean she picked green to win?

Madman: I...I...

Ariel: ...should probably wrap this up.

Madman: ....

Szalinski looks almost to cry as he signs off, Peach running up alongside him when he kneels down into the low camera.

Madman: Thanks for coming to see another Peach's Predictions.

Peach: RUFF! RUFF! BARK!


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