|WARPED69 - NOT SO SILENT NIGHT- 12/23/12 - Monaca, PA - Golden Dome
LIVE on iPPV
It's the final show of the year and the one that the entire year has built to! Will the "Year of William Wallace" end on a high note with Wallace winning the World Title? Or will Taurus Capone make his second title defense and move into 2013 as the champ?
In a match that everyone has begged to see for over a year, SwitchBlade and Alexander StarrZoe will finally face off for the FIRST TIME EVER! This is not just any match either as it will be a 60 Minute Ironman Match.
Also, the WARPED Evolution Title is on the line as Leon Stone defends against Cameron MacNichol. The Tag Team Titles are on the line as Carnival Connection defend against Flux In Motion and Maple Leaf Strike Force in a Ladder Match. And, we'll see who is the new #1 Contender for the Evolution Title when Anton Chase meets Blake Blomberg, as well as a singles match between AJ Fairchild and Dylan Daniels.
This event is SOLD OUT but you can view it on iPPV via uStream for only $9.99! This is your opportunity to watch a WARPED event LIVE as it happens if you're unable to make it to the venue itself. WARPED returns to Pennsylvania after 10 months from Monaca, Pennsylvania at the Golden Dome! Don't miss a second of this show!
60 Minute Ironman Match
|WARPED69 - NOT SO SILENT NIGHT- 12/23/12 - Monaca, PA - Golden Dome
LIVE on iPPV
A video sequence showing multiple WARPED Wrestling talent takes place.. showcasing the likes of World Champion Taurus Capone, William Wallace, SwitchBlade and Alexander StarrZoe.. plus many more stars. The red WARPED "W" logo floats into place and the scene transitions to Tony D and Kris Red at ringside as the fans cheer in the background.
Tony D: "WARPED Wrestling fans, we are LIVE on i-Pay Per View for the very first time on uStream and at WARPEDWrestling.com for WARPED 69 - Not So Silent Night - and we are coming to you live in a sold out Golden Dome in Monaca, Pennsylvania where 5000 fans are ready to witness a night of amazing pro wrestling! I am Tony D alongside Kris Red and tonight, everyone is fired up for this event."
Kris Red: "Yeah no doubt Tony D. Tonight the World Title is on the line in our main event and we see if the "Year of Wallace" can come to fruition tonight when he challenges Taurus Capone for the World Championship.. but I have to be honest - I can't wait for the Ironman match."
Tony D: "I think plenty of fans are excited for the first ever Ironman match here in WARPED and the first meeting of SwitchBlade and Alexander StarrZoe! They will battle for 60 minutes inside of the squared circle to find out who is the better man!"
The camera pans around the venue, showing fans holding up their signs and cheering!
Kris Red: "Plus, the Tag Team Titles are on the line and our Interim GM Crowbar has added a lil' FnX flavor as this will be a Ladder Match between the champs, Carnival Connection, Flux In Motion, and Maple Leaf Strike Force.. who, if you remember, said if they don't win tonight then they will never team again!"
The camera pans back to Tony D and Kris Red at their announce table next to the ring.
Tony D: "Evolution Title is on the line as Leon Stone defends against the Number One Contender, Cameron MacNichol, and the question on everyone's mind is whether or not Cameron can finally win a championship here in WARPED after over two years of any gold eluding him. Leon Stone already has a pinfall victory over him once, and he might just have Cameron's number tonight."
Kris Red: "And don't forget! We're not just live on iPay Per View for a great night of wrestling, but last night here in this building the first ever Year-End Awards for WARPED were held and during intermission tonight we will recap that for you!"
The hard camera shows the ring and the fans chanting "This Is WARPED! This Is WARPED!" repeatedly.
Tony D: "Let's get the action going tonight here at the Not So Silent Night, this is WARPED 69!"
The camera fades to the entrance area where we see a nice Christmas tree set up!
Opening Match - Evolution Title #1 Contenders
We cut back to the ring where Randy Long is standing.
Randy Long: The opening contest will determine the number one contender for the WARPED Evolution Championship! Introducing first..
“Snakeman’s Dance” by GG Allin hits the PA.
Randy Long: "Making his way to the ring from San Diego, California, weighing in at 165pounds...BLAKE BLOMBERG!
Blomberg wastes no time getting to the ring.
Tony D: We are diving straight into this one Blake clearly doesn't want to wait around.
As Faint By Linkin Park blasts over the pa system, white smoke fills the entrance way as a person is seen behind the white smoke, as the person steps forward in front of the white smoke Anton Chase makes his way down the ramp way, with a cocky smile on his face and his arms out at the side, he climbs in the ring and climbs the second ropes and puts one hand up in the air.
Randy Long: His opponent from Los Angeles, Calafornia, weighing in at 210pounds...ANTON CHASE!
Kris Red: Neither of these men deserve a shot at the Evolution Title Tony D. Chase has had plenty of chances and blew everyone of them and has Blomberg even won a match yet?
Tony D: These two have worked hard to be involved in this match and deserve every opportunity to gain some gold especially after the Cluster of death match.
The match gets under way as the referee rings the bell. Both men cautious in the start circling sizing each other up. They eventually meet in the middle with the collar and elbow tie up. After some fighting for position both men break after neither gaining the advantage. They try again after some more cautious build up and this time Anton gets the upper hand using his slight weight advantage to push Blomberg into the corner. The referee forces the break as they reach the corner which both men do cleanly.
Tony D: A nervy start from both men Kris, this match just need one of them to take a bit of a risk and they will no doubt have the control of this contest.
Kris Red: I would be nervous if I knew there was a chance I would be facing Cameron MacNichol.
Tony D: Cameron? Leon Stone is the Evolution Champion.
Kris Red: For now. Cameron is walking out of Monica with that belt tonight, I promise.
Tony D: I really don't think that is why we have had a nervy start the the match, a title shot is hard to come by here in WARPED.
Kris Red: Not if you are Anton Chase!
We have another tie up, Blomberg come out of this one with the go behind waist lock until Anton preforms a standing switch, running Blomberg into the corner his chest crashing off the turnbuckle as Anton tries to roll him out out of the move but to no avail as Blomberg hold on to the top rope. Blomberg turns and comes charging out of the corner towards Chase who is getting back to his feet. Chase takes Blomberg down with a deep arm drag but it doesn't keep him down for long. Blomberg bounces back to his feet and comes towards Chase again who this time takes him down with a hip toss and finally a dropkick as Blomberg bouced back to his feet.
Tony D: Finally some exciting action. A high paced exchange has seen Chase come out with the upper hand.
Kris Red: You call that excitement...BORING!
Chase dives across the ring dropping the elbow on Blomberg before making the cover.
Tony D: Blomberg manages to kick out before the two, it is early on in this match.
Chase now attempts to pick Blomberg up off the mat but Blomberg kicks him in the face knocking him back a little. Blomberg back on his feet now hits the ropes as he comes back he ducks the clothesline attempt from Chase but them knocks Chase down on his second return with a back elbow. Chase back up and this time Chase avoids the contact with the clothesline and follows up with a drop toe hold. Chase on Blomberg quickly and applies the side headlock.
Tony D: It seems to be a consistent face pace exchange between these two it has went back and forth since the first bell but now it looks like Chase is trying to slow things down with the side headlock.
Kris Red: That is a cowards move.
Blomberg trying not to stay in the headlock for long as he hits some right hands to the gut of Chase. Blomberg gets free and he hits the ropes again. This time as he comes back Chase leap frogs him before hitting the mat and lying down in front of him in an attempt to trip Blomberg up. Blomberg is wise to in and glides over Chase before hitting the ropes once more. On the final return Chase catches him on the jaw with a high impact drop kick. Chase hesitates a little before going for the cover.
Tony D: Blake Blomberg kicks out at two. You've got to feet that slight hesitation from Anton Chase when going for the cover cost him a three count there.
Kris Red: I think that hesitation is because he doesn't want to have the embarrassment of failing in another Evolution title match.
Tony D: Oh will you stop that!
Blomberg crawls over to the turnbuckle and gets back to his feet. Chase casually makes his way over the and lights up Blomberg's chest with a sickening knife edge chop! And another, and then a third!
Tony D: Those have really got to hurt, flesh on flesh and you can see the mark on Blake's chest from those chops by Anton Chase.
Chase strutting around the ring casually, proud of himself as Blomberg hold his chest in pain. Chase goes back to Blomberg in the corner but Blomberg fights out before Chase could to any more damage a flurry or rights followed by one big right hand taking Chase down. Chase back to his feet but Blomberg catches him with the clothesline and then again as his fight back continues. As Chase gets back to his feet Blomberg kicks him in the midsection before hitting the ropes and coming back with a spinning neckbreaker! Blomberg over quickly hooking the legs in the cover.
Tony D: At the last second Chase gets the shoulder up. Blomberg almost had him there.
Kris Red: Is this match still going on? Wake me up when it is over.
Blomberg gets Chase back to his feet now and shoves him into the corner. Blomberg to the second rope and begins punching away at the top of the head of Chase as the fans could along. Blomberg has a little show-boat before landing the tenth punch as Chase stands in the corner dazed and kept on his feet by the turnbuckles. Blomberg looks to capitalise as he hits the tiger suplex out of the corner. Again quickly on top of Chase for the cover.
Tony D: This could be it. It could be over right here.
Kris Red: Over? About time!
Tony D: Somehow Anton Chase kicks out.
Kris Red: Dammit!
Blomberg sits up in shock he cannot believe he didn't get the three count. Blomberg with a little more urgency now drags Chase off the mat. He sends Chase into the ropes with the Irish whip but as he comes back Chase takes down Blomberg with the hurricanrana! Both men are down and neither are moving.
Tony D: Chase finds an opening but he has to get up off the mat if he has any hope of doing anything about it.
Kris Red: He may have fallen sleep like I have at this match.
Tony D: These two are putting everything they have into this match and you are sitting there disrespecting them. Your should be enjoying the contest these two are putting on.
Kris Red: I will when they do something enjoyable.
As Tony D and Kris Red bicker both men get to a knee. Blomberg gets to his feet first and charges to Anton Chase but before he can do anything Chase catches him sweetly on the jaw with as Superkick.
Tony D: Out of nowhere a superkick from Chase surely now this one is done.
Chase falls on top of Blomberg in a pin attempt.
Tony D: Yes!...NO!...Unbelievable Blake Blomberg kicked out just before the referee's hand hit the mat for the third time.
Kris Red: Te way you are going on you'd think you'd never seen a close call before.
Tony D: The way you are going on you'd think you would have a little professionalism instead of slating the talent.
Chase cannot believe it as he struggles back to his feet still suffering the effects of the match. Blomberg gets back up. Chase backs him into the ropes and sends him off to the other side. Blomberg comes back and Chase Leapfrogs initially, as Blomberg comes back again Chase tries for the clothesline but Blomberg avoids the contact and turns it into a reverse Tornado DDT! Both men lie motionless once again.
Tony D: The Reverse Tornado DDT from BlomBerg, he could have has a golden opportunity here, all he has to do is roll over and make the cover!
Blomberg manages to roll himself over and gets an arm across the chest of Anton Chase and the referee begins to count.
Tony D: Chase again manages to kick out! But how I don't know.
Kris Red: To torture me that's how!
Blomberg puts the boots into the fallen Anton Chase. Chase trying to get back to his feet but Blomberg keeps knocking him back to the mat. Chase manages to crawl to the corner. Blomberg continues to put the boots to Chase until the referee gets involved moving Blomberg back. Chase pulling himself up as the referee comes back to check on him. As the referee moves away Blake Blomberg charges in, Chase somehow gets his feet up kicking Blomberg in the fact knocking him back. Chase then explodes out of the corner and hits another superkick on Blomberg catching him sweet on the jaw once more,
Tony D: SUPERKICK AGAIN!
Chase is signalling the end, he is taking no chances this time. Chase pulls the lifeless Blomberg up and between his legs. Chase sets it up and plants Blomberg with the Chaos Theroy.
Tony D: CHAOS THEORY! It must be over now!
Kris Red: It better be.
Chase into the cover hooking both legs.
Kris Red: Finally! It's OVA!
Tony D: Be professional for once in your life. A hard fought contest butin the end it is Anton Chase who will get a shot at the Evolution Title in the new year.
Randy Long: The winner of this match and the number one contender for the Evolution Championship...ANTON CHASE!!
Chase has his hand raised by the referee as he looks drained but elated in the ring. The camera pans back to Tony and Kris.
Tony D: "Well we've got ourselves a number one contender in Anton Chase! Great way to kick off the i-Pay Per View."
Kris Red: "And we urge you to follow the action and interact with us on Twitter! Follow us for late breaking news and updates @ThisIsWARPED and the hashtag #NSSN!"
Tony D: "Before we get to the Evolution Championship match, let's take you back to two weeks ago with a REACTION piece from Cameron MacNichol!"
Reaction - Cameron MacNichol
Cameron MacNichol walks through the curtain, dressed in his street clothes, and rubbing his midsection where Stone speared him. Passing the camera, he pulls a half-empty water bottle out of his gym bag and takes a large swig.
Cameron MacNichol: Leon, I told you what would happen if you pulled anything I didn't like. That spear may have been unintentional, but you did what I warned you not to do: you pissed me off. So you'd better pucker up and kiss that Evolution title goodbye, because in two weeks at the Not So Silent Night, it's coming back here to Detroit with me.
Cameron finishes off his water bottle and tosses the empty container over his shoulder, then walks out of the door into the cold December air.
Evolution Championship - Leon Stone(c) vs. Cameron MacNichol
The camera fades back to the live crowd at the Golden Dome!
Randy Long: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the WARPED Evolution Championship.
As the riff of Black Sabbath’s “N.I.B.” hits the PA system, Cameron MacNichol walks out from behind the curtain arm-in-arm with his sister Dyan. They pause, he gives her a brotherly peck on the cheek, and they continue on down to the ring. He slides under the bottom rope, and she prompts the audience to cheer louder.
Randy Long: Introducing first, the challenger, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 200pounds, accompanied by Dyan...Cameron MacNichol!
Tony D: The Dirty Mac to challenge for the Evolution title, but he has a tough task a head of him.
Kris Red: Not as tough as you think Tony D. Cameron is over due a title in WARPED, tonight he will get it.
"Seize The Day" by Avenged Sevenfold hits the PA System. Leon Stone and his sister Chelsea Stone walk down the ramp, Leon is wearing a just a pair of loose fitting basketball shorts. Chelsea is wearing tight jeans and a tight low cut tank top, with her long brown hair in a loose pony tail. Leon slides into the ring and his sister walks to the apron jumping up and down a little just as ready for the match as her big brother is.
Randy Long: His opponent, from Dayton, Ohio, weighing in at 230pounds, accompanied by Chelsea. He is the WARPED Evolution Champion...Leon Stone.
Leon gets into the ring and reluctantly hands the title belt over to the referee before making his final preparations for the match.
Tony D: Both men now in the ring, the referee in the center holding the Evolution title above his head, how do you see this one going Kris?
Kris Red: Close call, but it has to be the Dirty Mac for me.
Both men are standing in opposing corners as the bell is rung. They charge towards the center of the ring Leon Stone avoids the early clothesline from MacNichol as Cameron goes running straight through just managing to slow down before running into the steel turnbuckle and instantly turns about around and charges towards Stone once more. Stone knocks down MacNichol with a clothesline of his own but Cameron comes straight back to his feet in an attempt to fight back only to be knocked down once again by the clothesline of the Champion. As MacNichol comes back up this time he misses another clothesline resulting in Stone taking him down with the neckbreaker.
Tony D: It is all Leon Stone in the early going here, but you got to wonder how long he can keep it going.
Kris Red: It is only a matter of time before Cameron bursts into action.
Stone stalking in the corner as MacNichol uses the ropes to get back to his feet on the other side.
Tony D: This one could be over quick.
Stone charges towards MacNichol looking for “Throwing Stones” but MacNichol was wise to it and got out of the way as Stone goes running shoulder first into the ring post.
Kris Red: Now is the time for Cameron to take control, and get his hands on the Evolution Title.
Cameron sees his opportunity as Leon Stone is on his knees clutching at his shoulder. MacNichol quickly comes from behind with repeated forearms to the back of the head. MacNichol takes a step back before booting Stone in the face who falls onto his back.
Tony D: There is a violent side of MacNichol coming out right here as he keeps Leon Stone grounded.
Kris Red: He wants this title Tony D.
MacNichol holds the top rope and begins to stomp away on the fallen Evolution Champion before putting his boot over the throat of Stone and begins to choke the life out of Leon Stone until the referee gets involved breaking things up. MacNichol takes a step back with his hands up sarcastically apologizing to the referee before diving in for the pin on Stone.
Tony D: Leon Stone using some quick thinking and grabbing the ropes breaking the pinfall attempt and keeping a hold of his title.
Kris Red: For now!
Stone using the ropes to try and get back to his feet but MacNichol has other planbs as he uses the ropes to choke the champion. Once again the referee has to get involved to break things up. MacNichol keeps choking Stone breaking just before the count of five from the referee. MacNichol kicks Stone into the center of the ring and goes for the cover again.
Tony D: Stone manages to kick out this time.
Kris Red: For now Tony D. It is only a matter of time before The Dirty Mac is the Evolution Champion.
MacNichol tries a different strategy as he wraps his arm around the neck of Stone and locks in the sleeper with Stone on the mat. The Referee checks to make sure it is not a choke as Stone begins to fade. Somehow Leon Stone finds some strength in him to battle up to his knees as the crowd get behind him. He gets back to his feet and tries to fight off the challenger with several right hands to the gut before planting a big right hand on the jaw. Stone knocks MacNichol off his feet with a big European uppercut.
Tony D: Some how Leon Stone has fought his way back into this match! He looked down and out just a few minutes ago.
MacNichol comes back to his feet quickly but Stone sends him into the ropes, MacNichol comes back and Stone takes him down again this time with a dropkick. MacNichol once agin bounces back to his feet but Stone drops him with a DDT, this time MacNichol stays down. Stone with the cover.
Tony D: MacNichol gets the shoulder up just in time. That could have been all she wrote right there.
Kris Red: Shut up Tony D, I told you before Cameron is leaving with that title tonight.
Stone is in disbelief as MacNichol manages to kick out. Stone however not waiting around for MacNichol to get back to his feet as he drags him up by his hair. Stone sending Cameron into the ropes, MacNichol manages to reverse, Stone comes back off the ropes and MacNichol catches him in the sleeper once again. Stone Quickly makes it out before MacNichol could lock it in. MacNichol takes a step back as Leon tried to counter before catching Stone with a boot to the midsection. MacNichol gets Stone between his legs before dropping him on his head with the piledriver.
Kris Red: That's it, Cameron is going to do it!
Tony D: Not so fact Kris, Leon has rolled towards the ropes, some good ring awareness there.
Kris Red: he is only delaying the inevitable.
Stone gets to his knees with the help of the second rope before making it back to his feet. MacNichol is stalking Stone as the Champion is staggering on his feet.
Kris Red: Here it comes Tony D, the Clothesline from Hell
Cameron MacNichol charges towards Leon Stone and almost decapitates him with the Clothesline From Hell!
Kris Red: YES! That's it!
MacNichol isn't finished yet as he drags the lifeless Leon Stone into the middle of the ring, before locking in The Stranglehold camel clutch!
Tony D: Leon is in trouble! MacNichol has the Stranglehold submission locked in.
Stone has no option but to give up
Kris Red: I told you Tony D!
Tony D: Congratulation to Cameron MacNichol.
Randy Long: Here is your winner...and the NNNNNNEEEEEEEWWWWW Evolution Champion...CAMERON MACNICHOL!!!
The referee awards the title to Cameron MacNichol as he celebrates in the ring.
Tony D: After over two years, nearly three, Cameron MacNichol finally has captured a championship in WARPED!
Kris Red: I feel bad for Leon Stone because he lost his title and his Tag Title match is only divided by one other match! But that's what happens when you double dip in the singles and tag divisions!
The screen atop the entrance ramp lights up to Mr. Rottentreats at a urinal in the Men’s restroom. A stall door swings open and “Sir” Douglas Fresh exit’s the stall before shaking his head in disapproval of the camera being in the restroom. As he begins to wash his hands, Treats zips up and notices the camera.
Mr. Rottentreats: “Ya’ll muthafackos, just think you can be all up in every piece of our lives right? I guess you’re looking for some words. A little rantin’ and a little ravin’ from yours truly..
Douglas interrupts as he’s drying his hands.
Douglas Fresh: “Maple Leaf Strike Force, tonight, we do a familiar dance. Tonight, we again set the world on fire. Hate to break it to you, kids. After this match, Maple Leaf Strike Force, will cease to exist! And then there’s, Leon Stone and Damien Baine…”
The Carnival Connection exit the restroom and stand in front of a nearby blown up, vinyl, Not So Silent Night banner.
Douglas Fresh: “Flu..”
Mr. Rottentreats: “A-tut-tut! You’re all about change, Leon. That’s all we’ve heard since you won that Evolution title. Tonight, is definitely all about change! Tonight, OUR WARPED Tag Team titles, you know, those two beautiful titles dangling high above your nuggets right now! WON’T, I repeat, will NOT, be changing hands. During this match, we’re going to Flux your face up so bad, you’ll still be bleeding later tonight, when you’re on the way to defend your Devolution title.”
Douglas Fresh: “Tonight, live on internet pay-per-view! WARPED’s Not So Silent Night! We’re gonna take these two Richie boy fucks, Flux In Motion. And we’re going to drag them through Hell’s Pit, and back. All while, we’re stomping on the smoldering ashes of the Tag Team career of Maple Leaf Strike Force. It’s kind of bitter sweet, we’re about to destroy the very tag team, that we built the tag team division with. Tonight, I’m not setting out to strangle.. Tonight, we’re straight up wig splittin’!
Carnival Connection: “WHOOP WHOOP!!”
Singles Match - AJ Fairchild vs. Dylan Daniels
The camera cuts to the ring. The bell sounds.
Randy Long: The following match is scheduled for one fall.
A loud fog horn sounds off three times, as A.J. Fairchild is accompanied hand in hand with Melanie Priceless from the backstage area. "Barry Horowitz" by the rapper Action Bronson plays as A.J. and Melanie walk down the entrance ramp.
Randy Long: First making his way to the ring, from Dallas, Texas and weighing in at 204 pounds, he is “The Pissed off Teenager of Professional Wrestling”…A.J. FAIRCHILD!
As they reach the ring apron, A.J. hops up, and then helps Melanie up, who in turn opens the ring rope for A.J. to step through.
Tony D: And here comes Fairchild. He certainly looks confident.
Kris Red: I’ve read up on the guy, and his in ring talents are no joke, Tony D. He’s known for incorporating a mix of the traditional luchadore style with the hardcore brawler style. He’s not afraid to fly high and he’s not afraid to get bloody. That’s going to make him hard to beat.
Tony D: I’m not going to question the guy’s wrestling skills, but his attitude sure could use some improvement. It seems to me like he’ll break any rule as long as it gets him a win. Do we really want a guy like that representing Warped?
Kris: Tony, our current World Champion dressed like a Pharaoh, our General Manager is an alcoholic, we have a giant sheep for a mascot, and you’re worried about Fairchild making us look bad?
Tony D: Fair point.
A.J. tells Melanie to step outside and she does as he commands. Fairchild looks at the fans and they book him something awful. He gives them the stink eye and leans against a turnbuckle corner.
Randy Long: And his opponent…
The pounding of the drums and distorted chugging of Dimebag Darrell’s guitar and Rex Browns pulsating bass over take the PA system. Fog seeps it way upon the WARPED entrance ramp as Philip Anselmo’s vocals kick in.
“The end will crush the light, and send a message.
Atop the ramp Dylan Daniels appears arms spread out back facing the ring. His upper body covered in an aged Misfits hoody.
“When I die, I cast a shadow
Dylan Daniels swings his right leg around pivoting on his left foot. Keeping his hooded head down.
And I’ll Rise, I cast a shadow!
He cockily begins to saunter down the aisle. He stops every few steps at certain WARPED fan who seem to be visually upset with his appearance here in WARPED.
Randy Long: “Making his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at two-hundred and forty two pounds. From Asheville, North Carolina, by way of Greensboro, North Carolina. Dyyylllaaaan Daaaaanieels!
When Dylan reaches the ring he takes his time ascending the ring steps before wiping his boots on the apron. He makes his way to the other ring post and climbs to the second turnbuckle and pulls his hood back as he raises a fist high in the air. After this simplistic pose, he uses the turnbuckle to bounce himself over the rope into the ring. He steps to the center of the ring, drops to one knee and flips the crowd off. Upon reaching his designated corner he unzips his hoody and reveals his elbow pads and and black singlet.
Kris Red: I’m very excited to see Dylan Daniels back in action.
Tony D: That’s right Kris. At Warped 68 we saw Daniels return to the ring when he faced PKA in a FnX rules match that, in most everyone’s opinion, stole the show.
Kris Red: I believe they did, Tony D, and if Daniels is half as good tonight as he was at 68, then Fairchild is in BIG trouble.
The referee calls for the bell and the match starts. Fairchild and Daniels meet at the center and grapple. Fairchild with a side headlock on Daniels. Daniels shoves out of it. Fairchild comes off the ropes with a shoulder bump. Fairchild goes off the ropes once more. Daniels gets to his feet and goes for a clothesline, but Fairchild ducks it and runs off the other side. Daniels tries again with the clothesline, but still misses. Fairchild springboards off the ropes and catches Daniels with a missile dropkick. Daniels quickly rolls out of the ring to avoid another attack. He tries to walk it off, but Fairchild already has his eye on him as he runs the ropes and catches Daniels with a suicide dive causing them both to crash into the barricade.
Kris Red: WOAH!
Tony D: Fairchild catches some air and lands hard on Daniels.
Fairchild gets back up, lifts Daniels up and leans him against the barricade before deliver once, two, three vicious chops to the chest. Meanwhile, the referee is counting them out.
Fairchild grabs Daniels by the arm and goes to whip him into the ring steps, but Daniels counters and sends Fairchild into them. However, Fairchild uses his agility to leap onto the steps and backflip into a moonsault as both he and Daniels fall to the mat.
Fairchild gets up, grabs Daniels and tosses him back into the ring. He gets on the apron and waits for Daniels to get up. When he does, Fairchild springboards off the ropes and catches Daniels with a cross body pin.
Daniels kicks out. Fairchild picks Daniels up and Daniels with a jab to the eye that halts Fairchild’s momentum. Before the ref can yell at Daniels, the ring vet slips behind Fairchild and rolls him up, making sure to pull on the tights once the ref starts counting.
Kick out by Fairchild.
Tony D: A bit sneaky, but it almost got him the win.
Kris Red: Fairchild has to be more careful with letting his guard down around guys like Daniels. They have a trick for every situation.
They get back up. Daniels attacks Fairchild with forearm shots to the side of the head until he’s pressed against the turnbuckle. From there Daniels kicks Fairchild in the abdomen and proceeds to stomp down until his opponent is lying on the bottom turnbuckle pad. Daniels then runs the ropes and connects with a face wash. He pulls Fairchild out of the corner and covers him.
Kick out. Daniels applies a sleeper submission on Fairchild. Fairchild reaches for the ropes, but Daniels makes sure to put all his weight on Fairchild’s upper back to slow him down. After a few seconds Fairchild starts to slow down.
Tony D: It could be lights out for Fairchild.
Kris Red: Nighty night!
Fairchild’s head slumps down. The ref checks on him by raising his arm. It drop down once…twice…but on the third time it remains elevates. Fairchild shakes the arms and slowly rises back to his feet. He drives an elbow into Daniels’ stomach and runs the ropes only for Daniels to catch him with a clothesline. Daniels covers quickly.
Fairchild kicks out. Daniels gets to his feet and drops a knee on Fairchild’s head a couple times before going for another pin.
Another Kickout. Daniels looks frustrated as he picks Fairchild up and whips him into a turnbuckle. Daniels runs forward looking for a running clothesline, but Daniels lifts a leg and catches Daniels with a boot to the face. Daniels stumbles back giving Fairchild time to hop up to the top of the turnbuckle and deliver a jumping knee to the face! He collapses on Daniels and hooks the leg.
Daniels kicks out!
Tony D: Wow! I thought Fairchild had him there.
Kris Red: That was an awesome attack that would have put most men out of commission. But not Daniels!
Fairchild picks Daniels up and whips him into the corner. He then runs forwards and charges with a forearm to the head. Daniels stumbles out of the corner allowing Fairchild the chance to apply a standing headlock.
Tony D: Fairchild’s going for Holy Mutilation!
Kris Red: If he gets in that rear naked choke it could all be over for Daniels.
Daniels reaches for the ropes desperately, but he’s a couple inches too far. Instead he opts to run backwards and ram Fairchild into a turnbuckle. He makes his move and the referee fails to see it coming in time as Daniels knocks both Fairchild and the referee into the turnbuckle.
Tony D: And down goes the ref!
Fairchild tries to get out of the corner. Daniels sees him, notices the ref is down, and quickly drops to one knee before delivering a low blow to Fairchild.
Tony D: Low blow! And the referee never saw it!
Kris Red: That’s one way to grab opportunity by the balls, Tony D.
Daniels uses this opportunity to lift Fairchild up and drop him with a crucifix DDT. Daniels then flips Fairchild onto his back, runs over to the turnbuckle and delivers a body splash off the bottom turnbuckle pad.
Kris Red: I think we all know what he’s going for here.
Tony D: Could be the trifecta known as Casting Shadows!
Daniels gets up to the middle turnbuckle pad and drops a second body splash. He then climbs up to the top and hits one last body splash before covering and hooking the legs. The referee, having had enough time to recover, crawls over to the pin while holding his stomach and counts.
The ref calls for the bell and Daniels stands victorious as the fans boo him. He smirks and can’t help but laugh at all the haters.
Randy Long: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner…DYLAN DANIELS!
Tony D: And Daniels picks up the win over Fairchild.
Kris Red: I think Fairchild had him for a good portion of the match, but that one slip up with the ref was enough for Daniels to capitalize and gain the victory.
Tony D: Whether it was luck or an astute ring presence, Daniels makes his presence known tothe Warped locker room!
Backstage Hugo Strange and Andy LeBeau are sitting back stage getting ready taping up wrist and fingers. Ashley walks in and has a pissed look in her face.
Ashley: What the hell I am not going to be at ring side!
Hugo looks at her and shakes his.
Hugo: Not this time we have to do this alone
Andy: We have to show everybody we are the best, we have to prove we can do this alone. Ashley if we win and its becsuse you did something or cost us the match then there will be questions and there cannot be any questions left over we have to provewe are the best. We are tag team of the year for a reason and we have to prove that reason.
Hugo: Andy has a point we have to show everybody here why we were voted tag team of the year. Nothing personal babe, but we have to do this alone.
Ashley nods her head and kiss them both.
Ashley: Good lucks guys give them hell.
Hugo: Luvk we dont need luck.
Andy: Because we are ELITE!
Andy and Hugo fist bump and walk out of the locker room.
Tag Team Championship 3 Way Ladder Match
The camera cuts to the ring area where we see multiple ladders set up around the ring. The WARPED Tag Team Titles are high above the ring hanging.
Randy Long: "The following contest is a Three Way LADDER MATCH for the WARPED Wrestling Tag Team Championship! Introducing first.. Andy LeBeau, Hugo Strange - the Maple Leaf Strike Force!"
Beastie Boys ”Looking down the barrel of gun” starts to blast out of the PA system. As the lyrics start Andy LeBeau and Hugo Strange step on to the stage area. The larger Hugo Strange slowly makes his way to the ring taunting the Fans and trying to pick fights with them. As Hugo reaches the ring he rolls in under the bottom rope and joins Andy in the corner.
Randy Long: "And their opponents, first - Leon Stone and Damien Baine - Flux in Motionnnnn!""
"Supernatural" by Monocle plays. Leon Stone and Damien Baine come out together, running down to the ring high fiving and shaking hands. They slide into the ring running from corner pumping the crowd up. The crowd chants their names and slowly the hooplah calms down, and the team retreats to their corner.
Randy Long: "And their opponents.."
Gimme Back My Bullets by Lynyrd Skynyrd hits the PA System..
Randy Long: "Making their way to the ring at a combined way of 400 cannabis & protein shakes, from the Carnival Grounds! The Carnival Connection!"
The cameras focus in on the entrance area but no Carnival Connection! The two teams in the ring keep an eye on the entrance and meanwhile a camera catches Mr. Rottentreats and Douglas Fresh at ringside behind them and they are sneakily setting up a table!
Tony D: "Hey wait just a minute! This is a Ladder Match, not a Tables match!"
Kris Red: "The two teams in the ring have no idea that Carnival Connection are at ringside and setting a table up right here next to us."
Both then pick something up off of the floor and slide into the ring as the lights come up and Treats staples a "Kick Me" sign to the back of Leon Stone while Douglas Fresh does the same to Andy LeBeau!
Tony D: "Stapleguns?!"
Leon Stone and Andy LeBeau both shriek in pain as they just got papers stapled to the middle of their backs and they can't reach them! Damien Baine and Hugo Strange now attack Treats and Fresh, while their partners join in on the beatdown.
Kris Red: "Well good going champs, ya pissed off both sides and now you're going to get beat up!"
Flux In Motion double clothesline Treats over the top rope while Maple Leaf Strike Force double irish whip Douglas Fresh into the ropes and on the rebound hit a double backdrop! He rolls out of the ring and Flux In Motion attack MLSF!
Tony D: "Well the Tag Champs just got their payback for the time being and looks like these two teams aren't going to work together at all!"
Leon with Andy, Damien with Hugo, both in seperate corners now. Both MLSF turn the tide and trade places with their opponents, hammering away with right hands.
Kris Red: "It's every team for themselves with the prestigious elite duos Tag Team Championships on the line tonight Tony D! No time for buddying up!"
Leon Stone kicks Andy LeBeau in the gut and rams him shoulder-first into the ringpost. He then goes to help his partner as he clubs Strange in the back. Double Irish whip from Flux In Motion as they send Hugo Strange into the far corner. They then pull Andy out of the corner and whip him into Strange. Leon Stone with an irish whip on his own partner and Damien Baine leaps up and splashes both men in the corner! Andy stumbles out and Leon charges and hits a big running boot to the face of Hugo Strange!
Tony D: "Nice teamwork by Flux in Motion there!"
Carnival Connection now slide into the ring with a ladder at both ends and they charge and decapitate Flux In Motion! They then turn their attention to Maple Leaf Strike Force and then both throw the ladder, taking out both men at the same time!
Kris Red: "Smart move by Carnival Connection! Let the two teams in the ring fight it out instead of getting back into the ring right away and they took the opportunity when it was there to utilize the ladder!"
Treats now sets the ladder up in the middle of the ring while Douglas Fresh brings Leon Stone to his feet and as Stone tries to escape, Fresh points to the sign on his back and starts kicking him in the most random spots. Stone turns around and swings at him but Fresh ducks and dumps him over the top rope!
Tony D: "That Kick Me sign is still on Stone's back!"
Maple Leaf Strike Force now reach in and pull Douglas Fresh out of the ring and start double teaming him on the outside. They slam his head off of the table and whip him into the barricade.
In the ring, Mr. Rottentreats contemplates climbing the ladder, but Damien Baine stops him and whips him into the corner. Baine now starts climbing the ladder! Baine gets about five rungs up and Treats stops him with a club to the back and a powerbomb off the ladder!
Tony D: "The first attempt at the Tag Titles goes to Damien Baine and that was a no go!"
Treats turns around and Leon Stone hurls the ladder into his face!
Kris Red: "OH! That didn't look pretty."
Treats goes down and Stone folds up the ladder and leans it against the middle turnbuckle. He then slips out of the ring and grabs a steel chair from under the ring and slides in with it. Treats sits up and he's bleeding from above his eye.
Kris Red: "Oh man! Mr. Rottentreats is seeing red after that brutal ladder shot. He's gotta be careful that the blood doesn't impair his vision, with the mask and all."
Leon Stone sets the chair up in the ring and backs up, letting Treats get to his feet. He then runs and steps up on the chair and leaps off, but Treats nails him with a lariat and takes him down!
At ringside, Hugo drives a ladder into the gut of Douglas Fresh, dropping him to his knees. He then sets the ladder up while Andy puts Fresh on top of a table. The two MLSF members trade places as Hugo holds Fresh there.
Tony D: "What is Andy up to climbing the ladder on the outside?!"
Kris Red: "Douglas Fresh is being held down on that table... uh oh!"
Andy LeBeau climbs up the ladder and steps over to the top rung on the other side and gains his balance.. and leaps off with a Shooting Star Stomp but Sir Douglas Fresh was able to roll off the side of the table just in time, escaping the grasp of Hugo and Andy crashes through the ladder!
Tony D: "Oh my goodness!! Andy LeBeau just came off that 15 foot high ladder and through the table!!"
Hugo Strange can't believe he just witnessed his partner go through the table!! Douglas Fresh now spins him around and delivers a hard elbow shot to the face, and Hugo Strange returns with a chop to the chest.. Fresh with an elbow, and Strange with a chop.. elbow.. chop.. elbow.. chop.. elbow.. chop.. elbow-chop-elbow-chop-elbow-chop and both are nearly out on their feet and get frustrated and both reach under the ring apron simultaneously and both pull out kendo sticks!!
Tony D: "How are these two still standing?!"
Kris Red: "Kendo sticks!"
Both men now start hitting each other back and forth, continuing to trade brutal shots over the head with the kendo sticks!! Fresh swings and Hugo blocks it, grabbing the kendo stick under his arm. Hugo swings and Fresh grabs the kendo stick under his arm. Both men are now hooked together via the kendo sticks and start brutally headbutting each other! They both collapse as one at the ringside and the fans explode with applause, giving these two men props.
"Holy Shit! Holy Shit!"
Tony D: "My goodness, those two men must've just killed each other!"
Kris Red: "The Tag Team Titles are on the line, Tony D! Sometimes ya gotta put your well being on the line in a match like this!"
In the ring, Mr. Rottentreats leans over the top rope, watching this all go down, and his jaw is gaping wide open! He turns around and Leon Stone & Damien Baine both boot him in the gut and plant him with a duel DDT!
Kris Red: "Ooh and a double team DDT from Flux In Motion."
Tony D: "I can't blame Mr. Rottentreats for watching all of that action at ringside. I'm not sure there was a single person in the Golden Dome or on iPPV not watching that happen with their mouth wide open!"
Damien retreats to the outside and grabs a ladder, folds it up and pushes it into the ring, while Leon Stone has Mr. Rottentreats in the corner, hammering away. He sets Treats up on the top and climbs up. Damien Baine brings the ladder in the ring and sets it up under the Tag Team Titles. He starts climbing, while Mr. Rottentreats delivers a right hand to Leon Stone and kicks him off the top. Treats then leaps off the top buckle with a missle dropkick, knocking Damien Baine off the ladder! Leon Stone now starts climbing the ladder and Mr. Rottentreats grabs him at the tights and pulls him down and goes for a right hand but Leon Stone ducks it, boots him in the gut and hits a snap suplex!
Tony D: "This is the kind of match that will take years off of someone's career! These six men are putting their bodies on the line tonight!"
Kris Red: "Of COURSE they are, Tony D! That's what you do when you're apart of WARPED Wrestling! This roster is the best roster in the world!"
Stone helps Baine up and they see MLSF bringing a ladder into the ring and Flux In Motion hit a double dropkick, taking both men down. Douglas Fresh slips in the ring with a ladder of his own and the two men turn to see Fresh charging at them with the ladder and he takes them both down! Fresh collapses in the corner with the ladder and shakes off the cobwebs. He sets the ladder up near the corner and looks up, realizing he's nowhere near the titles. He then decides to just use the ladder that's already underneath and he starts climbing but in come MLSF with a ladder of their own and they torpedo it into the back of Fresh, and he collapses! They now set a ladder up on the opposing corner where Douglas Fresh just set his up in.
Tony D: "There are literally ladders all over the ring! One is under the titles where it belongs, but two of them are set up in corners and one there is wedged on the middle turnbuckle! This is dangerous."
Andy LeBeau and a bloodied Hugo Strange start climbing the ladder under the titles!
Kris Red: "Maple Leaf Strike Force going for the gold!"
Mr. Rottentreats goes after Andy LeBeau, clubbing him in the back, while Hugo Strange climbs higher! Treats then hits a Russian Legsweep from off the ladder on LeBeau! Meanwhile, Hugo Strange reaches up and grabs onto the gold
Tony D: "Hugo Strange is so close!!"
He grabs on but the ladder is being shaken by Douglas Fresh now and he tips the ladder over but Hugo holds onto the cable and the belts!!
Tony D: "Hugo Strange is dangling over the ring and holdong on for dear life now!!"
Kris Red: "He can just pull the belts and that'll be it!"
Tony D: "I'm not so sure he's capable of that right now Kris!"
On each ladder in the corner climbs Leon Stone and Damien Baine... and they reach the top and perch themselves up, focusing on Hugo Strange.
Tony D: "Uhhh what are Stone and Baine up to?!"
Flux In Motion both then leap off with a High/Low, Stone with a clothesline from one side and a clip of the legs from the other side from Baine and Hugo Strange collapses in the ring!
Kris Red: "What an amazing high risk maneuver!"
"Holy Shit! Holy Shit!"
Tony D: "And it paid off because the titles are still in tact up there!"
Douglas pushes the ladder formerly in the middle of the ring up and over the top rope to the floor, clearing the way. He points to the top for Treats while Douglas Fresh grabs the legs of Hugo Strange and begins a Helicopter Spin!
Tony D: "Around and around and around they go!!"
Mr. Rottentreats climbs up the turnbuckle, the same turnbuckle where the ladder is wedged between the middle and top turnbuckles. Douglas Fresh stops the helicopter spin and Hugo Strange goes down! Treats gets to his feet, ready to go high risk. Douglas staggers back into the ropes and Flux In Motion charge and double clothesline him over the top to the floor, both going along for the ride as well! Suddenly, before Treats could leap off onto Strange, Andy LeBeau scales the ladder and stops him from going anywhere. LeBeau, balancing on the ladder, throws a right hand, but Treats grabs his hand and starts biting it! Treats then lifts Andy up and hits the Juggalo Driver II onto and through the ladder!
Tony D: "Splash Mountain DDT through that ladder and it snapped!"
Kris Red: "Thank God we have many other ladders because that one is done with, and those two men might be as well.. or at least Andy LeBeau. Wow!"
"Holy Shit! Holy Shit!"
Mr. Rottentreats rolls to the outside and collapses on the floor, while Andy LeBeau lay motionless on the ladder, his body folded up like an accordion.
Leon and Damien now slide a table into the ring and both get in.. They set the table up and look around.. nobody is here! They both say to hell with the table and pull each ladder from the corners and set them up side by side and start climbing.
Kris Red: "Flux In Motion both want those titles!"
Tony D: "And they may very well win them right now!"
Both inch their way up to the top, slowly but surely. Their fingertips both touch the titles as Douglas Fresh gets underneath Damien Baine and starts shaking the ladder! He then pushes it forward and Baine leaps off just in time and lands on the middle turnbuckle! He wipes the sweat off his brow, breathing a sigh of relief.
Tony D: "Damien Baine almost ate it bigtime but he was lucky to land on the turnbuckle!!"
Fresh now pulls the ladder back into place and starts climbing. Hugo Strange also comes in and starts climbing the other side of Leon Stone and Stone looks to be scared shitless as he's up there now with Fresh and Strange! Both men take turns delivering right hands to Leon Stone and he finally jumps down and says to hell with this!
Kris Red: "Smart move by Leon Stone to get out of the way of those two big guys!"
That's when Mr. Rottentreats grabs him and slams his head off of the table and puts him on it!
Kris Red: "Or not!"
Treats then starts climbing up the same ladder as his tag team partner to help him out in his fight with Hugo Strange! Hugo slams Douglas Fresh's head off of the ladder and he falls to the mat.
Tony D: "And Sir Douglas Fresh takes the fall off the ladder!"
Mr. Rottentreats punches Hugo Strange in his ribs and tries to slam his face into the ladder but Hugo overpowers him and headbutts him! Hugo now positions himself off to the side while Damien Baine starts climbing up the other side of the ladder that Strange is on. Hugo Strange then pulls Mr. Rottentreats in between his legs, lifts him up and powerbombs him down onto Leon Stone and through the table!!
"Holy shit! Holy shit!"
Tony D: "Pure and utter chaos is happening before our very eyes right now!!"
While Hugo is looking down at the carnage he's just caused, Damien Baine is climbing up behind him and he grabs onto the Tag Team Titles! Hugo turns around and punches him in the gut, stopping him from taking the gold down. Damien then slaps Hugo across the face and slams his face off the top of the ladder! He climbs up one more rung, hooks the arm of Hugo and then...
Tony D: "SUPER DUPER PLEX off the ladder!!!"
Both men go crashing down to the mat!! The fans erupt in cheers and a "This is AWESOME!" chant starts up!
Kris Red: "You damned right this is awesome!! And I swear that every single person is bleeding!"
Sir Douglas Fresh gets to his feet and is shocked at the carnage that surrounds him. He looks up at the belts and starts climbing, but he doesn't get far as Andy LeBeau has re-appeared and he Roundhouse Kicks Douglas Fresh in the back and he steps off the ladder.
Tony D: "Andy LeBeau is alive!"
LeBeau now hits a Rolling Heel Kick to the face of Douglas Fresh and he collapses in the corner. LeBeau looks around the ring and then at Fresh. He then runs to the turnbuckle adjacent to Douglas Fresh and gets out on the apron. He grabs the top rope and readies himself, then leaps up, springboards and dropkicks Douglas Fresh in the face!
Tony D: "Andy LeBeau goes COAST TO COAST!"
Kris Red: "Man did he ever!"
Andy slips out of the ring and clutches his back. He then reaches over and pulls the damned "Kick Me" sign off of his back, but the staples are still stuck. He slaps the apron and drops to a knee, clutching his lower back.
Tony D: "Andy LeBeau has taken quite the beating in this match from the get go. He looks to be in bad shape, that's for sure."
Mr. Rottentreats finally crawls off of Leon Stone and rolls himself out of the ring. Leon Stone crawls out of the table wreckage and uses the ropes to help pull himself up. He puts the boots to both Douglas Fresh and Hugo Strange who are both laid out in the ring. Leon's kicks aren't packing much punch at this point, either. Every man in this match seems to be SPENT!
At ringside, Mr Rottentreats and Andy LeBeau go at it, trading right hands. Treats drives Andy's back into the apron, and drops down to a knee. He looks to the left and sees the table he and his partner set up before the match began. He gets to his feet and staggers over to it. He reaches down and grabs a Two Liter of "Crème soda Faygo” and starts to pour it on the table.
Kris Red: "What a perfectly good waste of Faygo!"
Treats takes a swig from the bottle and pours the rest of the 2 Liter out. The fans in the front row react to the smell as do Tony and Kris..
Tony D: "That ain't Faygo.."
Treats then gets hit in the back by LeBeau. He turns Treats around and throws a right hand, and Treats returns with one of his own. LeBeau with a right.. Treats with a right.. and Douglas Fresh comes from behind with Christmas Lights and starts choking LeBeau from behind!!!
Tony D: "Christmas lights!?"
Kris Red: "Tis the season to be strangled!"
In the ring, Leon Stone takes one of the ladders and places one end on the middle rope and the other end on the middle rope on the other side of the turnbuckle. He then grabs his partner and slightly slaps him across the face a bit to get him "with it" and the two then bring Hugo Strange to his feet. Stone shouts orders and starts climbing the ladder on one side and Damien starts pushing Hugo Strange up the ladder on the other end.
Tony D: "What in the world is Leon Stone telling Damien Baine to do? Why are they pushing an opponent up the ladder?!"
At ringside, Douglas and Treats have something in mind. Andy LeBeau starts to get to his feet and Treats throws a FIREBALL!
Tony D: "FIREBALL!"
But LeBeau moves and the fireball hits the table and it goes up in flames!
Kris Red: "Definitely NOT Faygo!!"
The fans chant “MAGIC MAGIC, NINJA! WHUT?!” and Dogulas now with his brother double team power bomb Andy LeBeau through the flaming table!!!
Kris Red: "My God!"
In the ring, Leon Stone is on the top of the ladder and Hugo Strange kicks away Damien Baine and gets up to the top, but Leon Stone's idea has gone according to plan. He slams the head of Hugo off of the top of the ladder. Damien Baine then holds onto the ladder from below as the two go at it on the top. Suddenly Hugo starts fighting back and pulls Leon onto his shoulders!
Tony D: "Oh no this could be the Burning Hammer!!!"
But luckily Leon Stone slips out and slowly gains his balance on a rung of the ladder. He then slaps Hugo across the face and slams his head off of the ladder, then brings him up into a Crucifix!
Kris Red: "Oh no oh no oh no!"
Leon Stone then tosses Hugo Strange off of the ladder and down onto the ladder he set up in the corner!!!
Tony D: "The MileStone!!!"
Kris Red: "Onto that ladder!"
The ladder snaps and Hugo Strange is knocked out cold!
Leon Stone reaches up and grabs at the Tag Team Titles! Suddenly in come Treats and Fresh and Treats shoves the ladder that Leon is on and he goes flying off of it and lands through the announce table!!!
Kris Red: "WATCH IT!"
Tony D: "Oh SHIT!"
The announce team jumps back as Leon Stone lays crushed through their table that is positioned next to the apron.
In the ring, Damien Baine is all alone and surrounded by Treats and Fresh. Damien then goes after Mr. Rottentreats, and levels him with a right hand! He then punches Fresh and he goes down! Treats then attacks him from behind and puts the boots to him. In the corner, Douglas Fresh grabs the "Faygo" 2 Liter bottle and pours a little out onto his taped fist. He whistles at Treats and Treats and him turn their backs to everyone in the corner and when they turn around, Douglas Fresh's taped fist is on fire!
Kris Red: "WHAT THE HELL!"
Damien Baine now gets to his feet and Treats shoves him into Douglas Fresh who punches him with the flaming fist!! The fire goes out on impact and Damien Baine drops to the mat clutching his face and he rolls out of the ring!
Tony D: "The Carnival Connection are the only team standing!!"
Treats starts climbing up the ladder as Douglas Fresh watches guard.. Treats continues to climb.. Hugo is laid out in the corner ladder.. Andy is laid out in the table at ringside.. Stone is still laid out in the table rubbage and Damien Baine is struggling with severe pain to his face from the fire on the outside! Treats gets closer and closer and touches the titles... while Douglas holds onto the ladder.. and Treats grabs the belts and pulls them down!
Kris Red: "It's ova!"
Treats takes a few steps down and hops off the ladder as the bell sounds! He hands one of the titles to his brother and they hug!
Randy Long: "Here are your winners and STILLLLLLLLLL Tag Team Champions - Carnival Connection!"
Gimme Back My Bullets by Lynyrd Skynyrd hits the PA System and Carnival Connection hold their titles in the air!
Tony D: "Carnival Connection successfully retain their Tag Team Titles tonight at Not So Silent Night!"
Kris Red: "Tony D I cannot believe what we just saw in that match! There was so much going on!!"
Tony D: "Every single one of these men are battered, beaten, and bloodied, but only two of them are walking out as the Tag Team Champions, and that is Sir Douglas Fresh and Mr. Rottentreats, successfully defending their titles a second time now in WARPED."
Kris Red: "And with that, Maple Leaf Strike Force have promised to never team together again if they didn't win tonight! So have we seen the last of Hugo Strange and Andy LeBeau? Will they still compete here?!"
Tony D: "And how about Leon Stone and Damien Baine.. Stone already losing his Evolution Title tonight and now being unsuccessful with winning the Tag Team Titles for a second consecutive time. This isn't good for Flux In Motion."
Kris Red: "The only team that made it out good enough tonight are the Tag Champs, Tony D, and even they are going to be feeling the effects of this match far past Christmas, New Years, and maybe even Valentines Day!"
The Carnival Connection, belts held close to their chests, step through the carnage and make their way up the aisle as the fans applaud and show their respect for the amount of death defying events they've witnessed in this match from all of the men!
The camera cuts to backstage. SwitchBlade, in full wrestling attire, is walking down a hallway carrying the very briefcase he won in the $60,000 six way match at Visionary Wrestling. He walks over to the office of the soon-to-be newly reappointed General Manager PKA and knocks. The door opens and PKA sticks his head out.
PKA: Yeah? Oh…hey. What’s up?
SwitchBlade holds up the briefcase and smirks.
SwitchBlade: Ho Ho Ho. Merry Christmas.
PKA grins and graciously accepts the briefcase.
PKA: You sure about this? It’s a lot of money.
SwitchBlade: A lot of money that could be put to a lot of good around here. But do me a favor, and make sure you put some of that into catering. I know prisons that serve better slop than what we get.
They laugh. Then awkward silence fills the room.
PKA: So…this is it?
PKA: Any regrets?
SwitchBlade: Well…I never did get those tag titles. And I would’ve liked to have had one more match with you.
PKA: Same here.
SwitchBlade: But otherwise…no. It’s been good.
PKA: Well…good luck out there.
SwitchBlade: Thanks. And good luck with…everything else.
PKA nods and watches SwitchBlade walk away before closing the door.
The cameras cut to the ringside area where we see Tony D and Kris Red without a table.
Tony D: "There you saw SwitchBlade doing as he promised, donating the $60,000 cash money prize that he won from Visionary Wrestling's Six Pack Match.. what a class act."
Kris Red: "That's a lot of money that'll do a lot of good for the company. It looks like PKA is in full-fledged General Manager mode tonight as well, ready to take back over as matchmaker in WARPED."
Tony D: "We're told that he will officially address the fans live in the ring later tonight and take back his spot as General Manager, but that will be after intermission! Fans now are off visiting the consession stands and merch tables. We invite you to visit WARPEDWrestling.com and check out our merchandise for the WARPED Wrestling fan on your Christmas holiday list! And while intermission takes place for the live crowd here in Monaca, Pennsylvania, we invite you to enjoy the footage from last night's web show as WARPED Wrestling held its first ever Year-End Awards!"
Fade to a video package for the Year-End Awards...
The shot fades into Austin Sanders standing at the stage podium.
Sanders: Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to the first annual WARPED End of Year Awards, I am Austin Sanders and I will be taking you threw tonight's proceedings.
Sanders: Our first category tonight is for Rookie of the Year 2012. An award celebrating the the achievements of the new comers to the business in their Rookie Year in WARPED Wrestling. The nominations for this category as as follows. One half of the Maple Leaf Strike Force, Andy LeBeau. One Half of Flux In Motion and Current WARPED Evolution Champion Leon Stone. One Half of the Carnival Connection and one half of the WARPED Tag Team Champions Sir Douglas Fresh. The Other half of the Maple Leaf Strike Force Hugo Strange. And finally the other half of Flux In Motion Damian Blane.
Sanders pauses for a moment as he picks up the gold envelope with the red WARPED W on the front.
Sanders: A category dominated by the tag team division which itself is a newcomer to WARPED Wrestling, lets see who won.
Austin slowly opens the envelope and pulls out the card with the name of the winner.
Sanders: And your Rookie of the Year 2012 goes to..LEON STONE!
A short clip is played of Leon Stone's highlights from the last year, including his Evolution title win as he makes his way to the stage to collect his award.
Leon Stone is standing at a podium, co-workers, friends, enemies, and legends are waiting for a speech. Leon looks down at his award one more time and rubs his thumb across his engraved name. He smiles and nods as Damien shows up late.
Leon: This isn’t the only award I have been given lately, also I have inadvertently been labeled most gorgeous in Warped by Mr. Bombtrack, and now I hold in my hand the Rookie of the year award, but lets face it this year as a whole is not that great, but I have done some things that even have shocked me in these past months. Without all of you, without all of the fans, I would still be a useless pile of garbage in Dayton, but the competition in Warped is on a level that I had to get better and all of you made sure I knew it too.
He stops talking for a second.
Leon: I gotta thank Warped for giving me this chance, I thank the roster for pushing me to new limits, thank you to my family and friend, my fans, I wouldn’t be the person I am right now without the impact each and everyone of you have had on my life, and I know I'm not done, there’s still farther to be pushed, there are still so much to accomplish, history to make, things to flux, I thank you for this, live long and live strong...GO WARPED!
Austin Sanders comes back in as Leon Stone leaves the stage and returns to his seat.
Sanders: Congratulations again to Leon Stone on winning our first award. It is now time to move on to our next awards. This one goes to the One to Watch in 2013 as voted by the fans of WARPED Wrestling. Who they see making a big impact in the next year. And the nominees are...The Evolution Champion Leon Stone, One Half of the Maple Leaf Strike Force Hugo Strange, The Dirty Mac Cameron MacNichol, The Future Anton Chase and The Number Once Contender for the World Title William Wallace.
Sanders once again pauses as he picks up the envelope with the name of the winner inside.
Sanders: All of these men have had a strong finish to the year, and I expect everyone of them to have a great year next year but there can only be one winner.
Sanders slowly opens the envelope and pulls out the card.
Sanders: Your One to Watch in 2013 is...CAMERON MACNICHOL!
Clips of Cameron MacNichol are played showing his successes in the last year and why he is the “One to Watch” as he makes his way to the stage to collect his award.
Stranglehold" plays over the PA system. Cameron MacNichol comes out dressed in a tuxedo, followed by Dyan, who is dressed in a slinky black dress, with a slit up the side to her right thigh, and a red sash around her waist. Cameron walks to the podium and accepts his award. He clears his throat, and leans forward to the microphone.
Cameron MacNichol: Wow. Um... I'm at a complete loss for words. I honestly wasn't expecting this. There's a lot of great talent here in WARPED, both the mainstays like SwitchBlade and Korrupt, and the younger guys like Leon Stone and and Damien Bane. And to win the honor of being the one to watch in 2013, it's... I really can't put it into words. You honestly believe I've got something to bring to the table; whether that comes to any kind of fruition is another story. Um... there are plenty of people to thank, but to keep it short and sweet, I'd just like to thank my sister, Dyan. Di has always had my back, no matter what the circumstances, and I don't think I'd be where I am today without her. Thank you again. Let's end this year with a bang at the Not So Silent Night, and here's to what's to come in 2013!
Cameron straightens up, and raises his statuette above his head. Cameron turn around and hooks his arm through Dyan's, and they walk offstage to the guitar riff of "Stranglehold" and Austin Sanders comes back in.
Sanders: Our next award is one full of bad blood, it is the award for Feud of the Year! Your nominations are, Team PKA against Team Joey for control of WARPED Wrestling. The Maple Leaf Strike Force against the Carnival Connection over the WARPED Tag Team Titles. Cameron MacNichol against The Rough Ryder over the implosion of their tag team. Switchblade against Alexander StarrZoe over who is the greatest WARPED wrestler of all time, something we may well find out tomorrow night. And Finally William Wallace and Alexander StarrZoe over a lack of respect and the want to kill one another...literally.
Sanders picks up the envelope
Sanders: There was a lot of hatred during all of these times between all of these wrestlers, everyone of these are worthy winners.
Sanders now opens up the envelope to reveal the winner.
Sanders: The winners of Feud of the year are...TEAM PKA Vs TEAM JOEY
As PKA makes his way up to accept the award as leader of the winning team highlights from the final match is shown
PKA: "Before you ask.. nah.. I ain't drunk. But uhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhh.. hmm.. gonna tip a few back tonight methinks! This is great. Thanks for your votes and your continued support! They will not hold me down! Crowbar, you might have taken my GM spot, but you will not take this award from me!"
PKA raises the award in the air.
Sanders come back once again a PKA makes his way back to his seat.
Sanders: With a bit of luck this next award will be less hostile, it is Match of the Year. The nominees for best match of the year are Team PKA, The Movement 2.0 against Team Joey, The WARPED Originals from the Two Year Anniversary show WARPED 43. Switchblade against Grendel in what was an all out brawl again at the Two Year Anniversary show WARPED43. William Wallace against Swtichblade for the Evolution Championship in a Cage match from WARPED50. Alexander StarrZoe against William Wallace in a Buried Alive match from WARPED64. And finally Switchblade against Gabriel Gambino from Pro Wrestling Frontier at WARPED66.
Sanders reaches for the envelope with the winner.
Sanders: Everyone of these matches were fantastic, however there can be only one winner, and it is, once again TWEAM PKA Vs TEAM JOEY!
PKA makes his way to the stage again to be presented with his second award by Austin Sanders.
PKA: "I uh.. would like to thank God, and Jesus, and Justin Bieber, as well as the Taco God's and the maker of String Cheese. Thank you so much."
Austin Sanders returns to the stage as he prepares to announce the next award.
Sanders: So almost there, the penultimate award of the evening, Tag Team of the year. The Tag Team division began with a boom back during the month of July with the Elite Duo's Tournament. The Nominations for tag team of the year are; The Maple Leaf Strike Force, who were the winners of the Elite Duos and as a results the first WARPED Tag Team Champions. Switchblade & William Wallace, the runners up from Elite Duos and two men who went into July with nothing but hatred for each other. The Filth & the Fury, Alexander StarrZoe and the new GM of WARPED Crowbar. The Current WARPED Tag Team Champions the Carnival Connection. And Finally the team of Cameron MacNichol and The Rough Ryder.
Sanders grabs the envelope.
Sanders: The Elite Duos was a great way to kick off the tag division here and it has only got better from there.
Sanders opens the Envelope to reveal the winners.
Sanders: The Winners of the WARPED Tag Team Of the Year are...The MAPLE LEAF STRIKE FORCE!
MLSF make their way to the stage and are presented with the award by Austin Sanders which the hold high in the air in celebration.
Hugo and Andy and Ashley are all smiling.
Ashley: You like us you all really like us.
Andy LeBeau: Tag team of the year that sounds good to the ears. Winning this awards just proves what we have been saying since we stepped foot in warped. We are the elitte we are the top, we are the tag team of the year.
Hugo Strange: Tag team of the year, god damn with the titles or with out we are the team of the hour. We busted our asses, and went undefeated. We put down team sfter team and put this division on the map. This proves that everybody knows we stood out this year.
MLSF make their way back to their seat as Austin Sanders returns for the final award.
Sanders: This is the final award of the night, and to present the award we have a very special guest...the Owner of WARPED Wrestling...JOEY MATTHEW.
Joey Matthew appears and is given polite applause from the stars of WARPED and the small number of fans in attendance.
Joey Matthew: It is a privilege to be here to Honor you all, the guys who have done a great job over the last year so I thank you for having me. The nominations for Wrestler of the Year 2012 are. The Former Evolution and two time World Champion, Switchblade. Former World Champion and the man who had a year long unbeaten run Alexander StarrZoe. The current WARPED World Champion Taurus Capone. Former Evolution champion and the man that cost me control of my company William Wallace, and last but not least the former two time World Champion Korrupt.
Austin Sanders hands the envelope to Joey Matthew.
Joey Matthew: The winner, and WARPED Wrestler of the Year of 2012 is...WILLIAM WALLACE!
William Wallace comes up and Joey Matthew extends his hand to congratulate Wallace. Wallace looks at Joey's hands and smirks before grabbing the award out of his other hand and walking past the owner to Austin Sanders. Wallace and Sanders shake hands before Wallace begins his speech.
Wallace: Well what a year it has been, an this is another achievement to add to the long list, but this will mean nothin, everythin a have achieved this year will mean nothin if come tomorrow night a don't walk out of the Golden Dome with the WARPED World title. So until then celebrations are on hold. Here's to WARPED in 2013 and here's to William Wallace!
Wallace raises his award in the air as Austin Sanders returns to the stage before Wallace makes his way back to his seat.
Sanders: Well that is us for this evening. I would like to thank you all for coming and congratulate all the winners of the awards this evening. Tomorrow is Not So Silent Night and I am sure you are all looking forward to that, as it promises to be another outstanding event as we end the year on a high. 2013 is going to be another major year for WARPED Wrestling and I personally can't wait for it to start. Goodnight.
The awards show fades out to the WARPED logo.
The camera cuts back to Tony D and Kris Red who once again have an announce table!
Tony D: "Congratulations to everyone who won an award!"
Kris Red: "I wanna know why there wasn't an Announcer of the Year award! Clearly I would've squashed you, Randy, Kelly, all of ya!"
Tony D: "Oh you think so, huh?"
Kris Red: "Yeah punk!"
Tony rolls his eyes.
Tony D: "We've got to move on, Kris! Intermission is over and it's time for our final two matches.. and it all kicks off with a match that the wrestling world has been waiting to see forever! Let's take you back a couple weeks to a Reaction piece from the two men about to face off - Alexander StarrZoe and SwitchBlade."
Reaction - Alexander StarrZoe
StarrZoë walks past the camera, dressed in a suit, his hair pulled back tight in a ponytail, freshly showered and shaved, a broad smile on his face. He lights the cigarette in the corner of his mouth and grins as he inhales.
Starr: "You know, a lot of people are going to ask me 'what the hell happened?' and I'm just going to smile and nod to them. It's not a question of what but of how. I'm a new man, a changed man, and I'm better for it. After all the shit I've gone through in the last few months, I finally feel up to par to go back and reclaim MY World Championship. But that's a discussion for another time and place. Soon however, in just a few short weeks, SwitchBlade and Alexander StarrZoë, the two single most talented wrestlers on this roster..."
Alex pauses and collects this thoughts, contemplating his words;
Starr: "We're not going to wrestle, oh no. This is far more, this is going to be a war. We're going to batter and bloody each other. I don't want anyone to see that championship shot tonight as an action of malice, it was just another example of me sending a message to SwitchBlade. In just about two weeks, that championship belt and anything else I want to use is perfectly legal. SwitchBlade has done his homework, he knows how good I am with weapons and how I have no problem doing whatever it takes to win a match. I was just giving him a sneak preview. He should know it's not personal, it's just business. Hey, at least he won the match for us! Now, where the hell is my $5 thousand? I swear I saw Pat with the check earlier tonight..."
Starr walks off in search of his payday.
Reaction - SwitchBlade
*Fade in mid-Reaction for SwitchBlade*
SwitchBlade: "One match remains. You and me, Starr. It's going to take more than a belt to the head to finish me off. Warped 69. Not So Silent Night. An hour with the two best wrestlers on the roster. It's going to be a night nobody will ever forget. Not a promise. Not a guarantee."
*He pats his chest twice.*
*He walks away from the camera.*
*Smashcut to 1 week later, after SwitchBlade won the $60k. We join the Reaction already in progress..
SwitchBlade: "Starr, only one more week to go. I hope you're ready. No cash amount in the world will pull me away from this match. It's the only thing I want for Christmas, and i've been an extremely good boy. Give me your best, or don't even bother showing up."
*He walks away from the camera.*
60 Minute Ironman Match - Alexander StarrZoe vs. SwitchBlade
The camera now fades to the ringside area where Randy Long stands in the ring ready to introduce the next match.
Randy Long: "The following contest is a 60 minute Ironman Match!"
The fans pop!
Randy Long: "Introducing first.."
The houselights in the Golden Dome dim as spotlights twirl around the venue, focusing on the ring and the small entrance ramp. Multicolored orbs dance around the canvas as "Who Shot Ya?" by the Notorious B.I.G. begins to blast through the public announce system while the top of the metal ramp fills with smoke. Alexander StarrZoë emerges from the smoke to a mixture of cheers and jeers.
Randy Long: "From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania! Weighing in at 237 pounds.. he is Alexander StarrrrrrrZoooooe!"
Alex struts down the ramp, slapping the hands of a few fans sitting ringside and climbs to the top turnbuckle, staring into the people. Hopping into the ring, Starr climbs up on the second rope, facing the fans, and raises his fist into the air as the fans continue to send off mixed reactions for the Philly boy!
Randy Long: "And his opponent..."
"Love My Way" by Finger Eleven hits the PA System!
Randy Long: "From Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at 192 pounds - this.. is.. SwitchBlaaaaaade!"
SwitchBlade slowly steps through the curtain to a large number of cheers. He is dressed in his usual attire of a black short sleeve shirt with a leather jacket, blue jeans, and black shoes. He also has on his trademark gold belt and sunglasses, but this time also has a necklace with a switchblade pendant on it. Upon making his way to the ring he high fives a few of the fans, and then slides into the ring. He gets up, takes off his sunglasses and necklace and tosses them aside. He waves to the fans, and then offers StarrZoe a handshake before starting the match. Starr looks at the hand of SwitchBlade and then up at him. He ponders for a moment as the fans chant "shake his hand! Shake his hand!" and Starr accepts the hand and shakes!
Tony D: "Despite all that they've been through in recent weeks, it's good to see that there is a bit of decency between these two men and Starr can accept the handshake from SwitchBlade!"
Kris Red: "I actually give SwitchBlade more credit for initiating the handshake there. He's known for offering the handshake before every single one of his matches and it's good to see that he's still doing that, even with StarrZoe."
The referee calls for the bell!
Tony D: "And here we go! For the first time ever in WARPED Wrestling history, these two men will meet in a match. And another first, this is the first ever Ironman match as well."
Kris Red: "The clock will count up to 60 minutes, Tony D! I hope you're strapped in and ready for an hour of great wrestling because I am!"
With the sound of the bell, the fans have a seat and the two competitors come out of their corners and begin circling the ring. They keep eyes locked on each other as they circle around, preparing for the first lock up.
Tony D: "The two longest reigning World Champions in WARPED history.. two men who have never faced before in the wrestling world or anywhere else.. two men that are without a doubt the best in the world. These are the two men about to go an entire hour in an Ironman match tonight at Not So Silent Night!"
They come close to a Greco-Roman lock up, teasing to lock up holding hands but Starr takes a step back. He rubs his hands together and the two men go to lock hands, but Starr pulls back again. The fans boo and SwitchBlade yells "come on!"
Tony D: "The fans showing their displeasure for Starr's cowardice."
Kris Red: "Is it cowardice, or is it strategy?"
Starr twists his body and stretches out his arms. He cracks his neck and readies himself as the two meet in the middle of the ring, slowly bringing their hands together, but Starr pulls back just in time before their hands become one. The fans boo yet again.
Tony D: "StarrZoe might in fact be playing mind games with SwitchBlade, but he may very well be a little intimidated."
Kris Red: "Hey, there's no rush. No reason to hurry. These guys have 59 minutes of wrestling to go."
The referee asks Starr what he's doing and Starr says "just a second" as SwitchBlade, hands on his hips, looks on with distain on his face. SwitchBlade starts to head toward Starr but Starr pulls the referee in the way and tells him to keep him back. The referee moves SwitchBlade back to his corner while StarrZoe stretches his leg out on the middle rope and touches his toe with his fingertips.
Tony D: "StarrZoe doing a little stretching during the match now?"
Kris Red: "Ya don't wanna pull a hammy!"
Starr motions to SwitchBlade that he's ready. The two make their way to the middle of the ring and Starr brings up his left hand and SwitchBlade slowly brings his up to grab on but then Starr kicks him in his gut! He smiles and points to his head. He irish whips SwitchBlade into the ropes and on the rebound brings his leg up for a spinning heel kick but SwitchBlade ducks it! Starr spins around and SwitchBlade armdrags him to the mat! Starr slithers back to the ropes and grabs onto the middle rope, shocked. SwitchBlade mocks Starr with a smile and a few points to the head as the fans cheer.
Tony D: "These fans are firmly behind SwitchBlade tonight!"
Starr quickly gets up and tells SwitchBlade to bring it on! They go in for the Greco-Roman lock up for real this time and SwitchBlade squeeeeeeeezes as hard as he can! He bends the wrists of StarrZoe and he lets out a cry of pain as he falls to his knees. SwitchBlade stands over him with his hands locked in and Starr looks to be in a lot of pain! SwitchBlade now goes behind Starr and crosses the arms across his throat and pulls back! SwitchBlade drives a knee into the back of Starr's and kneels down, pulling back on the arms!
Kris Red: "Submission hold applied!"
Starr's tongue pops out of his mouth and he's being choked! The referee checks on the move and tells SwitchBlade to let it loose as a choke is an illegal move! The fans boo and SwitchBlade doesn't look happy as he follows the orders of the referee and releases the hold. Starr starts crawling to the ropes now, grabbing at his throat along the way and gasping for air.
Tony D: "These two men have the best win / loss record in the company! StarrZoe with 27 wins and only 4 losses, while SwitchBlade has without a doubt had the most matches of anyone in the company today with 38 wins and only 9 losses! That's quite the record!"
Kris Red: "And that's one of the reasons this match has been a dream match for many people for a long, long time."
Starr pulls himself up and SwitchBlade snap mares him over to the mat and kicks him in the back! He then wraps his legs around Starr's head and squeezes! The ref checks on if Starr wants to give up and he ignores the ref as he tries to escape. He moves to the right and to the left, able to escape out. He grabs the ankle of Switchblade and bridges forward, snapping the leg along the way.
Tony D: "StarrZoe going to work on that leg of SwitchBlade."
Kris Red: "If I was him I'd have kept the move on a bit longer but hey maybe he has something else in mind."
Tony D: "Well, SwitchBlade did escape."
SwitchBlade shakes his leg as Starr looks on from afar. The two start circling around the ring and then collar and elbow lock up.. SwitchBlade quickly takes advantage and locks in a side headlock. Starr tries to push him away but Switchy keeps the hold locked on, and then snaps Starr down to the mat and holds him in place. The ref checks on how Starr feels and its then that he escapes the hold and locks in a headscissors. The ref checks on SwitchBlade and he puts his boot on the bottom rope and the ref tells Starr to release the hold! Starr waits for a two count before removing the headscissors.
Tony D: "Starr better be careful that he doesn't get disqualified when SwitchBlade has his foot on the rope there."
Both men get to their feet and circle the ring... Collar and elbow lock up again in the middle of the ring! Starr with a side headlock, and he attempts a headlock takedown, but SwitchBlade puts on the breaks, elbows him in the gut and powers him up and over with a belly to back suplex! Starr rolls out of the ring and takes a breather while SwitchBlade tells him to get his ass back in.
Kris Red: "Great strategy from Alexander StarrZoe! Make a good distance between each other.. stay out of harm's way.. ya have plenty of time!"
Starr makes sure SwitchBlade is back from the ropes and he cautiously slips into the ring. They circle around and go in for another collar and elbow but Starr fakes and kicks SwitchBlade in the leg. SwitchBlade doesn't let that phase him as he immediately locks in a side headlock. Starr elbows him in the gut repeatedly, and backs him into the ropes. He pushes him off the ropes and SwitchBlade bounces off the ropes and back at Starr who hits a basement dropkick to the leg, taking SwitchBlade down! SwitchBlade grabs at his leg and Starr kicks him in the chest and pulls him up to his feet. He grabs the leg and hits a Dragon Screw Leg Whip!
Tony D: "Ohh what a Dragon Screw, continuing to attack the injured leg of SwitchBlade!"
Starr now grabs the leg and looks to apply an STF, but SwitchBlade won't let him hook his hands around his face. SwitchBlade rolls out and grabs the rope and Starr steps back.. SwitchBlade gets to his feet and Starr backs against the ropes and hits a basement dropkick to the leg and SwitchBlade drops to a knee! Starr now hits a shinbreaker on SwitchBlade and he grabs at his leg as Starr measures him off and pulls him in for another but SwitchBlade elbows out and hits a big lariat, taking Starr down!
Tony D: "Wow, SwitchBlade nearly turned Starr inside out there!"
The fans clap and cheer as SwitchBlade shakes off the pain in his leg. Starr slowly gets to his feet and SwitchBlade hits the ropes and returns with a Running STO Takedown and Starr hits the mat hard! SwitchBlade hooks the leg..
Starr now rolls himself away from SwitchBlade and under the bottom rope to the floor. SwitchBlade follows him out and clips him from behind with a sledge tot he back.
Tony D: "SwitchBlade isn't letting Starr get away!"
SwitchBlade turns Starr around and whips him into the barricade back-first! Starr stumbles forward and SwitchBlade clotheslines him to the floor, flipping Starr upside down and inside out. The fans cheer for SwitchBlade and the ref starts a 10 count! (1..) SwitchBlade pulls StarrZoe up to his feet and slams his face off of the ring apron and then continues to lead him around the ring and he slams his face off of the announce table. (2...)
Tony D: "Whoa! There goes my iPhone!"
Kris Red: "I'd worry less about your iPhone falling off the table here and worry more about getting hit with something from these guys! Look out!"
Starr takes a swing but is just swinging at air as SwitchBlade easily dodges it and then whips Starr into the barricade yet again! (3...) The referee tells SwitchBlade to bring it on back to the ring. SwitchBlade pulls Starr to his feet and Starr delivers a jab to the gut but SwitchBlade returns with a knife edge chop to the chest. (4...) Starr stumbles back and ends up in a chair at the corner of the barricades. SwitchBlade now hammers away with repeated right hands on Starr's face! (5...)
Tony D: "The referee is up to a five count and if he gets to ten that means both men suffer a count out loss if in fact they are both on the outside."
Kris Red: "They also have to be weary of a disqualification if they don't stay within the rules."
SwitchBlade raises his arms and the fans cheer him. He pulls Starr up and leads him toward the ring but Starr suddenly pushes him face-first into the ring post! (6..)
Starr, looking dazed and confused, seizes the opportunity as SwitchBlade turns around and Starr brings his leg up and nailed a Roundhouse Kick to the jaw of SwitchBlade.
Tony D: "He looked like he might've just barely grazed him there with that kick but it looks to be effective nonetheless."
Kris Red: "Starr has taken a beating on the outside so its no surprise that he wasn't able to get all of that kick."
Starr now pushes SwitchBlade into the ring and Starr pulls himself up on the apron. SwitchBlade uses the ropes to pull himself up as Starr enters and stalks him from behind.. Starr applies the reverse waistlock, attempting the High Angle German Suplex, but SwitchBlade counters into a Russian Legsweep but wait! Starr holds onto the ropes and SwitchBlade hits the mat hard. Starr now looks to the left and to the right and he then hits the ropes, rolls through and leaps up, going for the P3 but SwitchBlade rolls out of the way! Starr grabs at his back as he gets to his feet and Switchy comes off the ropes with a bulldog that sends Starr face-first to the mat! The crowd pops! SwitchBlade now grabs the legs of Starr and locks in an Inverted Texas Cloverleaf!
Tony D: "Modified Texas Cloverleaf! Submission hold applied!"
Starr struggles to reach out for the ropes and try to escape the painful submission!
Kris Red: "He needs to just tap so he can still have life left in him for the rest of this match!"
Starr starts to power toward the ropes and he inches ever so close but SwitchBlade isn't letting him get there easily! Starr holds his hand up as if he's about to tap but he reaches just enough to grab the bottom rope! SwitchBlade releases the hold and runs his hand through his hair, looking down at Starr who's grabbing at his legs.
SwitchBlade pulls Alexander StarrZoe to his feet and sets him up for a Cradle Piledriver but Starr counters into a backdrop! Both men get to their feet and Starr goes for a Roundhouse Kick but SwitchBlade ducks and hits an Inverted Atomic Drop! SwitchBlade hits the ropes and returns with a clothesline but Starr ducks and goes behind and hits a High Angle German Suplex!
Starr now rushes into a cover and hooks the leg but SwitchBlade gets his other leg on the bottom rope and Starr is told that the pin doesn't count! Starr, frustrated, pulls SwitchBlade up to his feet and delivers a few forearm strikes, backing him into the corner. He puts the injured leg of SwitchBlade onto the middle rope but before he can do any damage, SwitchBlade delivers a hard right hand. Starr stumbles back and SwitchBlade pulls his leg off of the rope but that moment allows for Starr to come back with a kick to the leg and SwitchBlade drops to a knee. Starr hops onto the second buckle and waits for SwitchBlade to turn around and just as he does Starr is stopped from doing anything with a big knife edge chop to the chest!
Time Check: 15:00
SwitchBlade delivers two more chops and starts climbing up the turnbuckle. He grabs the arm and hooks it for a superplex but Starr delivers a headbutt followed by repeated right hands! Starr continues with the rapid-fire rights and SwitchBlade collapses onto the mat! Starr climbs to the very top and then leaps off with a 450 Splash and it connects!!!
Tony D: "The Rising Starr!!!"
StarrZoe hooks the leg!
Tony D: "He kicked out at two!!!"
The fans erupt in cheers and get to their feet, shocked that SwitchBlade was able to kick out! StarrZoe's jaw drops as he pounds the mat, shocked as well that SwitchBlade kicked out.
Kris Red: "Not many men can say that they've kicked out of the Rising Starr 450 Tony D! That's amazing!"
Tony D: "And we're not even halfway through with this Ironman match and these men are putting it all on the line!"
Starr argues with the referee that there's no way that wasn't a three count! The referee tells Starr to get out of his face! An unhappy Starr turns around and pulls SwitchBlade to his feet. He lifts him onto his shoulders in a fireman's carry, but SwitchBlade delivers elbows to the side of his head and slips behind Starr. He now applies a Sleeper Hold on Starr, but Starr drops down and turns it into a jawbreaker. SwitchBlade stumbles back into the corner and Starr charges with a big forearm smash, dropping SwitchBlade to the mat. Starr puts the boots to SwitchBlade and then steps away, backing into the far corner. He now charges toward Switchy and goes for a low dropkick but SwitchBlade grabs the bottom rope and pulls himself under it and out of the ring!
Tony D: "SwitchBlade showing that still at his age he can move quickly when he needs to!"
SwitchBlade then grabs the legs of Starr and pulls him toward the ringpost and Starr's balls get crushed!
Kris Red: "And at ANY age, that still hurts!"
SwitchBlade now applies a Figure Four Leglock around the ringpost!! Starr screams out in pain as SwitchBlade hangs upside down, pulling on the legs.
Tony D: "Amazing! SwitchBlade with a Figure Four Leglock around the ringpost!!"
The referee starts a 5-count as this is clearly an illegal hold! 1... 2... 3... 4... and SwitchBlade releases just in time. As he gets to his feet, SwitchBlade grabs at his leg and shakes it a bit before rolling into the ring. StarrZoe gets to his feet and SwitchBlade delivers a right hand, dropping Starr to a knee. SwitchBlade wraps his arm around the head of Starr and plants him with a DDT! The fans pop as SwitchBlade now locks in the Crucifix Neck Crank!!
Tony D: "SwitchBlade has Enter The Darkness locked in on Starr in the center of the ring!!"
SwitchBlade squeezes the hold on tightly as the fans cheer!! Starr kicks his legs up and down trying to move around toward the ropes. The referee asks Starr if he wants to quit and Starr sreams out "NO!" as he then is able to kick his legs up and roll backward but SwitchBlade holds on and keeps him down, shoulders to the mat with a pin!
Tony D: "Lucky for StarrZoe that he was able to escape the dangerous submission that's won SwitchBlade many a match."
They both get to their feet, and SwitchBlade attempts a snap suplex, but Starr knees him in the gut. Starr goes for a vertical suplex, but SwitchBlade knees him in the skull and drops back down. SwitchBlade then hits a Snap Suplex! He covers..
SwitchBlade pushes up off of the mat and puts the boots to Starr, then turns his attention to the corner. He starts climbing up top..
Tony D: "Looks like SwitchBlade is going to the high rent district there."
Kris Red: "It's extremely rare that we see SwitchBlade take high risks on the top turnbuckle but its a huge match like this at Not So Silent Night that will bring out the risk taker in any of us!"
SwitchBlade slaps his elbow, signalling for the elbow drop, but StarrZoe pops up and leaps up, slapping SwitchBlade in the face!
Tony D: "StarrZoe just stopped SwitchBlade dead in his tracks!"
Starr now wraps his arms around SwitchBlade, looking for the Belly To Belly off the top. SwitchBlade headbutts him and escapes, then grabs the head and pushes off as he lands a Swinging Neckbreaker off the top!!
Tony D: "Super swinging neckbreaker!"
The fans pop and get on their feet after that high impact, high risk maneuver! Both men are laid out in the ring. SwitchBlade grabs at his neck and Starr is completely motionless.
Kris Red: "It looks like SwitchBlade might've taken a lot of impact off of that high risk move as well as Starr."
The referee starts a 10 count now with both men on the mat.. 1.... 2.... 3.... 4.... 5.... the fans count along! 6.... SwitchBlade begins to stir... 7.... he pulls himself up with the ropes... and tells the ref to stop counting as he then brings StarrZoe's limp body up to a veritcal position. He now hits another swinging neckbreaker, and immediately rolls him onto his stomach and locks in a front facelock! The referee drops down to ask if he wants to give it up and StarrZoe shakes his fingers no no.. SwitchBlade now brings a knee up and then drives it into the skull of Starr, and the ref asks him again and he still says no! SwitchBlade releases the hold and runs to the ropes, bounces off and drops a knee to the back of the head of StarrZoe! He rolls him over and covers..
Kris Red: "Not able to put him away."
Tony D: "Just a two count there off the pin but I believe SwitchBlade was working on the head there to soften up Starr for that Crucifix Neck Crank once again."
Kris Red: "I'd say you're exactly right."
SwitchBlade, now on his feet, bends over, catching his breath. He motions for StarrZoe to get to his feet, and also taking this moment to recover. Starr slowly pushes himself up off of the mat and SwitchBlade comes at him, but Starr delivers a open palm slap to the chest! SwitchBlade fires back with a right hand and Starr then rakes the eyes! The referee gets in his face and tells him not to do that and the fans boo!
Tony D: "And as we approach the halfway point of this match Alexander StarrZoe shows a whole new side of him that we're starting to know as of late with the rake of the eyes."
Starr backs SwitchBlade into the ropes.. Irish whip.. SwitchBlade hits the ropes and Starr ducks down.. SwitchBlade then leaps and knees Starr in the head and he drops to the mat!
Tony D: "He ducked his head and paid the price with that knee to the head!"
SwitchBlade quickly covers..
Starr powers out!
Kneeling on the mat, Starr tells SwitchBlade to bring it! SwitchBlade delivers a big kick to the face of Starr and takes him down. He then gets on top and drives his fist repeatedly into the skull of StarrZoe!
Kris Red: "Is it just me or has StarrZoe had a hard time putting together a lot of offense in this match?"
Tony D: "SwitchBlade really has had control for the better part of this match but neither man has scored a fall just yet in this 60 Minute Ironman match, a first in WARPED Wrestling!"
SwitchBlade gets up to his feet and brings Starr with him.. Irish whip.. Starr hits the ropes and SwitchBlade scoops him up and slams him down with a sideslam and a cover..
Tony D: "He scooped him up and folded him up as well but only got a two count there."
Kris Red: "StarrZoe needs to mount some sort of a comeback and get some offense here or he might be in big trouble."
Tony D: "Though you should also consider the age gap between these two men! StarrZoe is 29 years old while SwitchBlade is 47! The longer this match goes, the more SwitchBlade is going to lose the advantage I'd say."
With Starr down on the mat, SwitchBlade extends one of his arms and stomps on it! Starr pulls it back but SwitchBlade grabs onto it and pulls Starr up to his feet and wraps the arm around his face and locks in a Cobra Clutch submission. Starr grabs a handful of hair and the referee tells him to release it and starts a 5 count 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. Starr releases the hair and SwitchBlade then pulls Starr down onto his knee and holds the Cobra Clutch in position!
Starr delivers repeated right hands, trying to escape, and SwitchBlade pulls Starr up off of the knee and Starr hits an armdrag, but SwitchBlade is up before Starr and he drops an elbow on the back of Starr's head! He rolls him over into a cover..
One.. Two.. Kick out!
Time Check: 30:00
Tony D: "Another two count, but once again Alexander StarrZoe showing he's not going to be put away easily, and we've crossed the halfway point in this match!"
Kris Red: "It's also a chance for Starr to show that he is the better man between these two. For over a year many have speculated who would come out on top if these two men met in the ring and tonight we find out!"
Tony D: "And no doubt about it that Starr wants to show that he's the better man but SwitchBlade is a WARPED Original and a legend in this business and there's no way he wants to lose against the cocky and arrogant StarrZoe."
SwitchBlade applies a chinlock on Starr, pulling back on the neck. The fans start up a "Let's go SwitchBlade, Let's go StarrZoe" dueling chant, and SwitchBlade looks surprised.
Kris Red: "I gotta agree with SwitchBlade's expression, I'm a bit surprised that these fans are cheering for Starr!"
Tony D: "Both of these men are major players in WARPED Wrestling and have put their bodies on the line to entertain fans every time they step in the ring despite how many fans are in attendance."
Kris Red: "I guess it doesn't hurt that we're just a couple hours away from Starr's hometown of Philadelphia, too. I imagine he's got some hometown fans here in Monaca tonight."
Starr starts feeding off of the cheers from the fans, and powers his way to his feet and elbows SwitchBlade in the gut a few times, escaping the submission. He delivers a chop to the chest, and a right hand. Starr turns to run to the ropes but SwitchBlade grabs his head and pulls him down over the knee!
Kris Red: "Ooh!! Starr gets his head snapped off over that knee of SwitchBlade there."
Tony D: "Very effectively done by SwitchBlade."
SwitchBlade now pulls StarrZoe to his feet and backs him against the ropes. Irish whip.. Starr grabs onto the ropes and SwitchBlade charges at him but Starr gets the boot up and nails SwitchBlade in the face. Starr now jumps onto the second rope and springs back with a sidekick to the face, taking SwitchBlade down. He covers..
Starr now puts the boots to SwitchBlade and runs to the ropes, bounces off and rolls forward, and leaps up with the flipping Senton for the P3 but SwitchBlade gets his knees up!
Tony D: "For a second time SwitchBlade counters the P3!"
SwitchBlade grabs onto his knee though as Starr grabs his back in pain.
Kris Red: "Looks like that leg of SwitchBlade is still hurting him especially after the weight of StarrZoe coming down on it!"
SwitchBlade hobbles up to his feet and Starr starts up.. SwitchBlade grabs Starr but he pushes Switchblade away. SwitchBlade comes back at him but Starr pushes him away a second time. SwitchBlade approaches again but Starr pops up and hits a spinning heel kick to the face, taking SwitchBlade down!
Kris Red: "Amazing quickness and athleticism by Alexander StarrZoe!"
Starr gets to his feet and SwitchBlade pushes himself up and back into Starr with a German Suplex!! Starr gets up and pumps his fists as the fans are on their feet! He points to the corner and climbs up..
Tony D: "Starr up top.. He he going for the 450 again?!"
Starr then leaps off with the 450 Splash but SwitchBlade gets his knees up!
Kris Red: "He got the knees up!!"
But SwitchBlade screams out in pain as he clutches his injured leg and StarrZoe, despite the pain in his stomach, takes advantage and crawls onto SwitchBlade into a cover..
SwitchBlade kicks out and spins Starr around and attempts to lock in the Crucifix Neck Crank!
Tony D:" Enter the Darkness!!"
Starr escapes before the move got completely locked on and he kicks SwitchBlade in the face! Starr with a spinning legdrop.. but SwitchBlade moves! He gets to his feet.. Dragon Sleeper!
Tony D: "Back and forth action as these two are putting it all on the line!!"
Kris Red: "And now the Dragon Sleeper is locked on and SwitchBlade continues to work the neck!!"
"This Is Awesome! This Is Awesome"! chants pour out from the fans!
Tony D: "The 5000 fans here at the Golden Dome showing their appreciation for this epic matchup!"
The referee asks if StarrZoe wants to quit and he shakes his index finger at the ref, telling him no! SwitchBlade now drives the upper back of Starr into his knee, and then pulls him back up to a vertical, painful Dragon Sleeper. Starr swings around, trying to escape, but he starts to slowly fade. SwitchBlade tells him to check on Starr and see if he's out as Starr's arms go limp.
Tony D: "This could be a fall in favor of SwitchBlade if StarrZoe has passed out from the Dragon Sleeper!"
The referee raises the arm of Starr once... and it drops.
Kris Red: "If he can't answer the third check, that's it."
The referee raises the arm of Starr a second time.. and it drops! The fans cheer and rumble for a SwitchBlade victory here as the referee raises the arm of Starr a third time... and he holds it up!
Tony D: "There's still life left in StarrZoe!"
SwitchBlade wastes no time as he quickly drops Starr to the mat with a Reverse DDT!
Tony D: "Ooh!!"
Noooo~! Kick out!
Tony D: "Was that three?!!?! Was it?!"
Kris Red: "The referee says that Starr got his shoulder up just in time!!"
"SwitchBlade! SwitchBlade!" chants fill the arena now. SwitchBlade, on his knees, looks down at his opponent. He runs his hands through his hair and rubs his neck as he slowly rises to his feet.
Tony D: "SwitchBlade looks like he's running low on fuel there."
Kris Red: "Well he's not going to let that stop him. He's gotta stay on Starr."
SwitchBlade pulls Starr up to his feet and goes for a Shinbreaker but Starr goes up and over SwitchBlade and into a roll up but SwitchBlade quickly kicks out and then goes for a kick to the face of Starr but Starr moves just in time and grabs the tights of SwitchBlade, pulling him down into a schoolboy but SwitchBlade immediately kicks out and Starr then locks in the Crucifix Neck Crank!!
Tony D: "This action is too fast to call and now SwitchBlade's own finishing maneuver is applied to him from Starr!!"
The fans are erupting with excitement and SwitchBlade is able to wiggle over to the rope just before Starr could do any more damage. The referee tells Starr to release the hold and he is not letting go!!
Kris Red: "Starr better let the move go or he'll get disqualified!"
The referee starts the 5 count ... 1... 2... 3... 4.... 5.. and Starr releases just as the ref reaches 5. He gets up in the referee's face telling him that he has til five and he will not be bulied by a stupid referee!! The referee then pushes StarrZoe back and tells him to get out of his face! Starr balls up his fist and threatens to hit the referee and the referee tells him he will disqualify Starr right here and now if he does anything!
Tony D: "StarrZoe better be careful with what he does here."
Kris Red: "Yeah and he better turn around because SwitchBlade is waiting for him!"
Starr stomps his feet and turns around and SwitchBlade is up and he goes for a clothesline but Starr ducks and he takes out the referee!
Tony D: "Oh no!! Down goes the referee!"
Starr applies a reverse waistlock, going for a German Suplex, but SwitchBlade elbows and there's a standing switch. SwitchBlade now goes for a German Suplex of his own but Starr elbows SwitchBlade in the head and then leaps onto the middle buckle and moonsaults off onto SwitchBlade! He covers.. but the referee is still down and out!
Time Check: 45:00
Tony D: "We now near the final 15 minutes of this match and neither man has scored a victory thus far!"
Kris Red: "And without a referee, that's not going to change anytime soon!"
Starr now rolls out of the ring and picks up a steel chair from the ringside area and slides back in as the fans begin to boo. He slaps the chair against the mat and waits for SwitchBlade to get to his feet.
Kris Red: "This is not a No DQ match! Starr, put the chair down!"
Tony D: "Starr doesn't give a damn and the referee is down so he can get away with anything he wants!"
Starr holds the chair up, ready to swing. He then stops and looks at the chair and shakes his head. He tosses the chair to the outside and the fans cheer.
Tony D: "Did Starr just have a conscience and decide to not use the chair?!"
Kris Red: "Hats off to Starr there, but sometimes you have to pull out all stops to win. That might come back and bite him in the end."
As Starr turns back from tossing the chair to the outside, he runs right into SwitchBlade who lifts him up in a gutwrench onto his right shoulder and holds him in place for a moment before dropping him with an elevated neckbreaker!
Tony D: "That is an old school move that SwitchBlade hasn't used in years called the Deep Cut!"
Kris Red: "Again, working on the neck!"
SwitchBlade covers StarrZoe, and the referee is slowly starting to come to... the fans count "1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6..." and SwitchBlade motions for the referee to hurry up!! The ref raises his arm and counts..
Tony D: "And a kick out! I tell ya, had the referee not been out of it, SwitchBlade would have definitely scored a win there with the Deep Cut!"
SwitchBlade sighs and throws his arms up, asking "what do I have to do?!" as he looks out at the fans who cheer him on. Starr, looking completely out of it, uses SwitchBlade's tights to pull himself up. SwitchBlade reaches down and starts bringing him up and Starr looks ahead and sees that the referee is still recovering and getting to his feet, so Starr hits a low blow on SwitchBlade!
Tony D: "Oh come on now!"
The fans erupt in boos. Starr grabs the tights of SwitchBlade and pulls him through the middle rope and onto the apron. Starr mouths "Sorry Switchy.."
Kris Red: "It's right in front of us but the referee didn't see a damn thing."
Starr gives SwitchBlade a shove with his feet and SwitchBlade rolls onto the announce table.
Tony D: "We better move.."
Tony, Kris, and Randy all move out of the way as Alexander StarrZoe slowly gets up to his feet, grabbing at his neck.
Time Check: 50:00
The referee is up to his feet by now, and Starr hits the ropes... runs toward SwitchBlade, rolls and flips over the top rope, landing the P3 onto SwitchBlade and through the table!!
Tony D: "Philly's Finest Flyer through the table!!"
Kris Red: "He'd tried that move twice earlier in this match and third times the charm and wow, he did it in a big way!"
The referee looks through the ropes and waves his arms, wondering how the hell a table got introduced to this match!
Tony D: "I just can't believe what Starr had to take the route of a low blow to finally get that done!"
Kris Red: "And we're down to only nine minutes left in this match!"
The referee starts the 10 count as both men are out on the floor!
Both men start to stir, and Starr rolls into the ring..
SwitchBlade grabs the apron and pulls himself up..
Starr is to his feet in the ring, ready for SwitchBlade to get in the ring..
SwitchBlade rolls in just in time! Starr quickly goes for the cover..
Starr now quickly gets on top of SwitchBlade and repeatedly nails him with right hands. He covers again..
Starr pulls SwitchBlade up to his feet and kicks him in his leg, and grabs it, but SwitchBlade leaps up with an Enziguri, using his good leg! Both men are down in the middle of the ring now and the ref starts a 10 count..
Tony D: "We're nearing the final five minutes of this match and these two men are absolutely spent!"
Kris Red: "We've yet to have a fall from either man too!! What happens if we get to an hour and neither man has a win?!"
Both men slowly rise to their feet and begin trading right hands back and forth. With each right hand is a good 2 second pause before the next from each man as this match has taken so much out of both! Starr then stops with punching and kicks the bad leg of SwitchBlade, and it takes him to one knee. Starr goes behind, looking for a Full Nelson, but SwitchBlade counters into an Armdrag!
Tony D: "SwitchBlade counters the Full Nelson into an armdrag! How?!"
Time Check: 55:00
Kris Red: "Five minutes left!"
SwitchBlade to his feet.. and he stumbles into the ropes, clearly out on his feet here.. and he attempts a very tired clothesline on Starr, who easily ducks and backslides SwitchBlade..
SwitchBlade kicks out and folds the legs up over and pins Starr to the mat..
Starr flips SwitchBlade over onto his shoulders..
SwitchBlade slaps his legs together around the head of Starr, and pushes him down onto the mat, holding onto a leg for leverage while he sits on him..
Starr kicks out but SwitchBlade holds onto the leg and starts to apply a Figure Four Leglock!
Tony D: "What an amazing series of pinfall attempts by both men and now SwitchBlade is looking to lock in the Figure Four!!"
Starr kicks SwitchBlade repeatedly in the chest with his free leg and SwitchBlade loses his footing and collapses on the mat. As SwitchBlade starts to get to his feet, StarrZoe hits a legsweep, clipping the leg of SwitchBlade and taking him back down. Starr looks up at the clock on the video screen and sees that it says 56:48 and he quickly goes into a cover..
Starr pushes himself up and staggers back, almost losing his footing, and puts the boots to SwitchBlade. He does a spinning legdrop and covers him again..
Starr tells SwitchBlade to STAY DOWN and he turns and staggers toward the corner. SwitchBlade shouts out at Starr and starts getting up to his feet, and Starr stops in his tracks and turns around. "You've got to be fucking kidding me" says Starr as he turns to face SwitchBlade who hobbles on one leg and tells Starr to "don't walk away from me, let's go!"
Tony D: "This is the most epic match I've ever witnessed!"
Kris Red: "The energy in the Golden Dome is insane!!"
The fans are stomping the mat and slapping their chairs and the barricade and anything else that they can make noise with as these two ironmen meet in the center of the ring. Starr points down at SwitchBlade's bad leg that he's not putting any weight on and telling SwitchBlade to just stop before he gets seriously hurt. SwitchBlade tells Starr that he'll die in this ring if he has to, and SwitchBlade throws a right handthat takes Starr of of his feet!! The crowd pops, and Starr starts up to his feet and SwitchBlade pulls him up and gutwrenches him onto his shoulder again but his leg gives out and he drops Starr, going down to one knee.
Tony D: "Oooh, and the Deep Cut attempt is a no go as that leg of his just gave out. This is not pretty."
Starr wipes his brow as he gets to his feet and notices that SwitchBlade is on the mat in the fetal position, clutching his leg. The referee checks on him and asks if he wants to quit and SwitchBlade says HELL NO!
Tony D: "The referee has really got to consider calling this off! SwitchBlade looks like he might have serious ligament damage to his knee!"
Starr looks up at the clock and it reads 58:30 and Starr moves the referee out of the way and grabs the injured leg of Starr and starts falling back to the mat in DDT fashion, driving the injured leg into the mat. He gets up and does it a second time. And a third. And a fourth!
Tony D: "Oh my God he's going to rip the leg out of its socket!!"
SwitchBlade screams out in pain as he grabs at his leg and the referee tells Starr to back up! Starr tells SwitchBlade to stay down!! SwitchBlade then spits up at Starr and nails him in the face! Starr furiously wipes the spit out of his face and stomps the leg again, inflicting more pain. He climbs the turnbuckle and tells SwitchBlade to STAY DOWN and Starr leaps off with the 450 Splash onto the injured leg!
Tony D: "The Rising Starr onto the bad leg!!!"
Starr grabs his stomach and SwitchBlade reaches down at his leg and Starr covers..
THRRRR -SwitchBlade throws his shoulder up and rolls onto his stomach and Starr can't believe it!!!
Tony D: "HOW DID HE KICK OUT?!?!!"
Kris Red: "I don't know but we've got less than a minute left in this match!!"
He looks up at the clock and it reads 59:10 and he climbs the turnbuckle yet again. He takes three big breaths and comes off the top yet again with a 450 onto the back of SwitchBlade! He rolls the dead weight of SwitchBlade over and hooks both legs...
Kris Red: "THREE COUNT!"
The fans go crazy as Starr grabs at his stomach and tries to get to his feet but collapses in the corner. He looks like he's just seen a ghost as he's shocked that he was able to put SwitchBlade away! He looks up at the clock and the fans count along as the final seconds come on the screen..
The referee calls for the bell!
Kris Red: "It's OVA!!!"
The bell sounds and the fans go wild! "Who Shot Ya?" hits the PA System as Alexander StarrZoe reaches up to grab the top rope and pulls himself up.
Randy Long: "Here is your winner of the 60 Minute Ironman Match, the final score being 1 to 0, your winner - Alexander StarrZooooooe!"
The fans give a standing ovation now as the referee raises Starr's arm in the center of the ring. He then goes to check on SwitchBlade. Starr collapses to the mat and lays there, looking up at the ceiling.
Tony D: "What an absolutely amazing match we've just witnessed tonight. Never in my near decade of calling matches have I witnessed such an epic encounter of pure pro wrestling between two great men like I did tonight!"
Kris Red: "I agree fullheartedly, Tony D. This is the match we all dreamed would happen one day and it did NOT dissapoint!"
The fans continue to cheer for the two competitors as they both lie on the mat next to one another in complete exhaustion.
Tony D: "I can't stop thinking about it and saying it.. but what a match we just witnessed, ladies and gentlemen!"
Kris Red: "That wasn’t just a match. That was a WAR!"
Tony D: "These two just showed to everyone here tonight why these two are among the best wrestlers in not just Warped, but in the entire wrestling industry."
Kris Red: "I’m not going to argue that, Tony D."
Once the music fades, a bit of movement can be seen coming from SwitchBlade. He rolls onto his stomach, crawls over to StarrZoe and wraps an arm around his head. He buries his head into Starr’s ear and says something that the camera can’t pick up. SwitchBlade then pats Starr on the shoulder and asks the ref to help him up. He does so, and as soon as SwitchBlade gets to his feet the fans rise up and chant his name. He manages to raise an arm briefly before falling on the ropes and gripping them for dear life. He takes a moment to catch his breath while StarrZoe starts to get up. Starr gets to his feet and wobbles to the ropes as well. He and SwitchBlade stare at each other, sweat pouring all over themselves. A StarrZoe chant now starts. SwitchBlade pushes himself away from the ropes and stumbles over to the center of the ring. He stands there soaking in all the cheers and closes his eyes before giving the fans a bow. He then turns and gingerly steps out of the ring. As he makes his way up the ramp StarrZoe walks over to the ropes and watches him leave.
Tony D: "And there he goes."
Kris Red: "Off into the sunset. No better way than that."
SwitchBlade wipes away the tears he could no longer fight off and waves to the fans before limping to the back.
“Extreme Ways (Bournes Ultimatum)” by Moby hits the arena as the crowd erupt in a chorus of unified distaste. “Extreme Ways are back again” hits, Crowbar, dressed in Blue Jeans, Black Jacket and White Shirt steps out onto the entrance laughing, Switchblade walks past, Crowbar giving him a nod. Holding a piece of paper in his hand, he heads down towards the ring
Crowbar looks at Starr in the ring, who’s looking battered after his match and laughs. Starr looks at Crowbar with anger, unimpressed at the interruption. Crowbar walks around and grabs a microphone off Randy Long before sliding into the ring and fixing up his suit top.
Crowbar: “Ladies and Gentlemen, I hope you’re all enjoying the night so far!”
The crowd cheer half heartedly, simply because they don’t like this guy.
Crowbar: “You’re all...so enthusiastic it’s inspiring. Anyway! I’m out here to read to you what is on this piece of paper, in my hand, right here”
Crowbar holds up the letter.
Crowbar: “But first, I’d like to bring out PKA, assuming, you know, he turned up like I told him to.”
The arena goes dark and the spotlight shines on the entrance stage, with blue strobe lights mixed in with the white, bright spotlights. "Ricochet!" by Shiny Toy Guns begins to play...and the lyrics kick in:
"Welcome back to where I'm gonna have you. Shell shock fall back, anyone I see through. Watch your head spin like a mesocyclone, bouncin' off the walls now there's nowhere to run (OOH!) Like a bullet meant to be shotttt.. you're the target dead on the spot. When I focus I never miss.. it starts with a kiss.. LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAA"
As the line reaches the screaming "She ricochet's!" PKA bursts through the curtain with a smile on his face and a positive reaction from the fans. He puts his arms in the air. One hand has a 12oz McDonald's cup. He takes a sip from the straw as he casually walks down the aisle. He smirks and puts his arms out, slowly twirling, and almost losing his footing. He stops though and gives the thumbs up to a random fan at ringside. "Just fine!" he says as he walks up the ringsteps and enters the ring. His music dies down as he offers Crowbar a drink and Crowbar no-sells it. PKA shrugs and takes a pull from the straw as he is handed a microphone from Randy Long.
Crowbar: “Ah PKA, I have some news for you my friend, but it’s not news you’re going to like....or maybe you will, who knows?”
Crowbar opens the letter all formal like and chuckles
Crowbar: “It says here, that due to not abiding by the terms of the original contract and seeking treatment for..well...being a drunk, PKA, you will not be returning as WARPED GM, and that until you do clean up your act...”
Crowbar starts fake coughing
Crowbar: “Excuse me, as I was saying, until you clean up your act....I’m staying right where I am!”
The crowd begins to boo heavily.
PKA: “You have got to be kidding me?!”
Starrzoe has a horrified look on his face and has an inaudible argument with PKA. Crowbar stands around rolling his wrist towards PKA and Starrzoe mouthing ‘come on come on hurry up’ as the crowd continue to go nuts.
Suddenly, The Carnival Connection hobble out from the back and slide into the ring, standing in front of Crowbar as Starr walks up as well, all of them asking what’s going on and defending PKA. Crowbar just shrugs and waves his hand away, as if to tell them all to go to hell.
PKA takes another swig of his drink and pushes his way between the tag team and Starr and gets in Crowbar’s face.
Starr and The Carnival Connection look at each other and shrug, before the trio begin to attack PKA!
Tony D: “What in the world?!”
Crowbar spins around and slams PKA to the mat with a KFO! He stands up and rips off the suit top to his trademark black shirt. He stands with CCNX and Starr in the ring.
Crowbar: “Corporate Crowbar? Fuck no, I was just waiting for PKA to fuck up again. This is just the beginning. This is no ‘Movement 3.0’ or ‘Team Crowbar vs Team PKA’...no. You can call us...You know what? Fuck you. I’m in charge now. Warped, you’re on notice. We are in control!”
“Blood Happens” by Fozzy hits as the men begin to stomp an unconscious PKA before laughing and shaking hands, all of them heading out of the ring and walking up the ramp to a chorus of absolute hatred. All of them giving the finger to the crowd before heading back behind the curtain.
Kris Red: "So Crowbar, Alexander StarrZoe, and the Carnival Connection are now all aligned?! They just beat down PKA but why?!"
Tony D: "Plenty of questions are surrounding this and we hope to find out soon.. But, for now.. Let's take you to footage from earlier today as William Wallace arrived to the building.."
The camera cuts to earlier today in the parking lot. William Wallace has just pulled up and is getting out of the car. He goes to the trunk and takes out a black equipment bag. As he puts it over his shoulder he begins to walk to the wrestlers entrance of the Golden Dome. As he enters there is a camera waiting for him. Wallace smirks and begins to speak.
Wallace: You better make sure you get footage of this, because this is the last time a will walk into a WARPED show without the World Title. Believe that. Tonight Taurus Capone's reign as king will come to an end. Tonight is the end of the Year of Wallace, the last show of the year an tonight it will end like every other major show this year, with William Wallace standing tall. It is just the way it is. Excuse me.
Wallace Walks away whistling as he goes to prepare for his match.
World Championship Match - Taurus Capone(c) vs. William Wallace
The scene fades back to the ringside area to Tony D and Kris Red..
Tony D: "The year of William Wallace has come down to this - a shot at the World Championship. The controversial Taurus Capone has pissed a lot of people off since his arrival in WARPED and immediate title shot, and the way that he won the championship. Tonight, he puts the title on the line against William Wallace, who's had quite the year."
Kris Red: "It all started with the first show of 2012 at WARPED38 when Wallace won the Evolution Championship by defeating Sean Edmunds. Then, at our Second Anniversary Show, Wallace would be the last man standing in the epic Team Joey versus Team PKA Tag Team Elimination Match as Wallace would pin the man who'd just won the World Title, Korrupt!"
Tony D: "Fast forward to June at WARPED 50, when Wallace would answer the challenge of Alexander StarrZoe and end his Year-Long winning streak! No man had ever defeated StarrZoe until that night! Then, at Live From Death's Door this past October, Wallace would defeat StarrZoe in their second meeting in a Buried Alive Match!"
Kris Red: "And at WARPED 66, he'd successfully defeat longtime rival from FRONTIER, CJ Osborne, in a special WARPED versus FRONTIER event!"
Tony D: "And now, he faces Taurus Capone for the World Championship in his first shot at the gold!"
Kris Red: "It's too bad that he has to face the KING to try and keep this year of Wallace going because he's going to fall flat on his face!"
The camera fades to Randy Long.
Randy Long: "The following contest is your main event of the evening and it is for the WARPED Wrestling World Championship!"
The Television screen scrambles and blacks out. The lights in the arena shut off completely as low ominous strings of unknown music can be heard. A sample of a man seemly giving a speech to thousands begins.
”...And the prophecy read! That one day, like the phoenix arose from the ashes…That a boy would be born onto a family in the slums…this boy would go own to use the knowledge he gained…while fighting for survival in the streets…to become a great leader…and in time that boy would grow to become………KING! ”
As the TV unscrambles the bass-line to "Like That" by T.I. drops and the live crowd goes insane.
Randy Long: "Making his way to the ring -from Harlem, New York, weighing in at 230 pounds, he is the WARPED Wrestling World Champion - Taurus Capone!"
Bright white lights engulf the entrance as Taurus Capone shoots out onto the stage flashing his signature smile.Taurus slowly makes his way down the entrance ramp with his signature swagger as his triumphant theme blast. His eyes are hidden behind his dark ray bans as he seemingly glares off into the crowd. In a swift motion he rolls in under the bottom ring rope and jumps to his feet. Camera flashes fill the venue as Taurus hops the top turnbuckle with both arms raised mouthing to the crowd. He jumps down and removes his jewelry and shades before tossing his cut up promotional T-Shirt into the crowd.
Kris Red: "There he is! The King has been quiet as of late but his actions will speak for him tonight!"
The camera fades to the entrance area..
Randy Long: "And his opponent..."
The arena blacks out as the bagpipes tune up, the noise fills air, as Flower of Scotland begins to play. The crowd erupt with cheers as Wallace appears through the curtain wearing a "Your Worst Nightmare" t-shirt and his kilt. He is lit up by one single spot light as he confidently makes his way to the ring absorbing the cheers from the WARPED fans before rolling under the bottom rope.
Randy Long: "In the ring, he is the challenger. From Glasgow, Scotland, weighing in at 254 pounds - William Wallace!"
As Wallace gets back to his feet he takes his t-shirt off and throws it into the fans.
The referee calls for the bell and William Wallace immediately pounces of Taurus, hammering away with repeated right hands and backing him into the corner. He doesn't let up and the referee starts a 5 count and Wallace properly backs up, following the rules. Taurus steps out of the corner and shoves Wallace and Wallace returns with another flurry of right hands and Taurus goes down! Taurus gets back up and comes at Wallace but Wallace nails a huge headbutt and Taurus is sent through the ropes and down to the floor!
Tony D: "Wow! William Wallace is really bringing it to Taurus Capone!"
Kris Red: "That's no way to treat a King!!"
Taurus grabs the World Title and kicks the ringsteps. He rolls into the ring and charges at Wallace with the title but Wallace dodges it and applies the Half Nelson Choke w/Bodyscissors!
Tony D: "Wallace with the Loch Ness locked in tight!!!"
Kris Red: "What the hell?!"
Taurus Capone tries to escape but he can't and he is forced to tap out!!
Kris Red: "WHAT!"
The referee calls for the bell and William Wallace pops up to his feet and the fans give a standing ovation!
Randy Long: "Here is your winner and NEWWWWWWWWWWWWW WARPED Wrestling World Champion - William Waaalllllllaaaaaaace!"
The referee picks up the World Title off of the mat and hands it to Wallace and he holds the title high as the referee points to him and raises his arm high. "Flower of Scotland" plays over the PA System. Taurus Capone slips out of the ring and grabs his jewelry and walks up the aisle, not looking pleased at all. Wallace watches him leave and shakes his head as "Flower of Scotland" plays over the PA System.
Tony D: "The Year of Wallace has come to fruition! Wallace is your new World Champion!"
Kris Red: "...."
Tony D: "At a loss for words, Kris?"
Kris Red: "..."
Wallace is standing in the center of the ring staring at the World Title as he holds it in his arms. The crowd are on their feet chanting WALLACE...WALLACE. After a few moments Wallace throws the strap over his right shoulder for the first time and smirks as he is handed a microphone by Randy Long. The Fans continue to chant for a moment before quieting down and allowing Wallace to Speak
Wallace: After workin ma arse off for a year, after dominating WARPED for a year a am finally at the top, a am finally your WORLD CHAMPION! The year of Wallace has propelled me back to the top in this business and that year has culminated in me once again winnin a World Championship. A have shown tonight that Taurus was no where near as good as me, he relies heavily on cheatin his way to victory and tonight it proved to be his down fall. A have won the title in record time, an it is all because he took his eye off the ball an a made him pay. The King is dead! A have destroyed his Iron Fist, a have ended Taurus Capone. 2012 will always be remembered as the Year of Wallace, the single greatest year in professional wrestling. As for 2013, well come the end of Not So Silent Night 2013 a will still be standing in this ring with this World Title Belt. Just because the year of Wallace is over doesn't mean that my domination of this company is, because that has only just begun.
The Flower of Scotland blares around the Golder the fans errupt once more as Wallace parades around the ring holding the world title aloft.
Tony D: "What a show! Not So Silent Night will forever go down in history as one of the biggest WARPED shows ever! We thank you all for joining us live on i -Pay Per View and for everyone who will and has ordered this DVD! Thank you for the support you've given us in 2012 and we will see you next year!"
Kris Red: "...."
Tony D: "For Kris Red, I'm Tony D. Goodnight and Happy Holidays!"
The camera fades out... then fades back in....
SwitchBlade, in his street clothes and exhausted beyond compare, limps his way around backstage while rolling his luggage. The cameras keeping their focus on him. There’s hardly anyone around, and the silence is almost deafening. He then stops and listens as, in the distance, “Flower of Scotland” is played and the fans are going crazy. He smiles.
SwitchBlade: Good. Very good.
He resumes walking until he makes it to the parking lot. When he gets to his car he opens the trunk and puts his gear in. As he slams the trunk shut he looks over at the hallway leading towards the ring. Seemingly hesitant, he eventually makes his way over to the driver’s side of the car, opens the door and steps inside. Once the car starts SwitchBlade backs out of the parking space and drives off towards the exit. As his car vanishes into the night, the show comes to an end.
|A special thanks goes to William Wallace for putting together the Award Show!
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