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WARPED55 - 7/22/12 - Duluth, MN - Range Recreational Civic Center


WARPED Wrestling, after nearly 2 1/2 years, will finally introduce a third championship - the Tag Team Championship. After giving out an open invitation to teams in or out of WARPED, we've got our elite eight selected. While some teams were randomly paired by WARPED Booker, PKA, other teams were already established.

In the month of July, eight tag teams will compete in a Round-Robin style of series in an unprecidented number of events in a month for WARPED, and the team with the most points at the end of the series will be crowned the first ever WARPED Tag Team Champions. Here's the breakdown and details:

The Elite Duos
- 8 Teams of 2
- 15 Minute Time Limit on All Matches

- Elite Duos Point System-
Submission = 3 points
Pinfall = 2 points
Time Limit = 1 point
DQ/Countout= 0 points

DQ = -1 point
Submission = -0 points
Pinfall = -0 points
Countout = -0 points

- Elite Duos Prizes -
1st Place: Gold Cup & WARPED Tag Team Championship
2nd Place: Silver Cup
3rd Place: Bronze Cup

- Elite Duos Details -
There will be seven events, all featuring four Elite Duos matches per show. Every team will face each other at least one time. The team with the most points at the end of the series will be crowned the first ever WARPED Tag Team Champions. The tournament will run from July 1 - July 31. If there is a tie in points, then the tiebreaker match will take place at the first event in August.

In this Elite Duos series, it's all about the victory and pure wrestling skill. Submission and pinfall victories get you the most points(3 and 2, respectfully), while a time limit draw, signifying that neither team could defeat the other in the alloted 15 minutes, earns 1 point for each team. A DQ victory will not garner you any added points, but the team that gets DQ'd will be docked 1 point for unsportsmanlike conduct. No points will be docked if a team loses via pinfall, submission, or countout.

Current Standings:
Carnival Connection - 3
Cameron & Ryder - 5
Untoucbables - 0
Stone & Felon - 2
Starr & Crowbar - 6
Maple Leaf Strike Force - 8
SwitchBlade & Wallace - 8


Match List:

Carnival Connection vs. Untouchables
Drug Money Inc vs. Maple Leaf Strike Force
Cameron & Ryder vs. Stone & Felon
Starr & Crowbar vs. Switchblade & Wallace

PLUS: 3 Way Debut - Cade Wylie vs. Project:Revolution vs. Michael Eros

WARPED55 - 7/22/12 - Duluth, MN - Range Recreational Civic Center


You open the DVD of WARPED 55 and enter it into your favorite DVD player. The sounds of "Pogo" by Digitalism play as the WARPED Wrestling logo floats down from the top to the middle of the screen. Underneath that fades in to words "Play DVD". You click... and the show begins...


Scene 1

Tonight... SwitchBlade & Starr Meet In The Ring for the First Time Ever

The camera flickers on, but instead of cutting to a live feed it goes straight into an edited video. Symphony music starts playing in the background.


After a few static shots, the first clip we see is SwitchBlade talking to Warped reporter Sean Armstrong back at Warped 2.

SwitchBlade: “That’s right. I’m not going to be around forever, and I know what this business is all about. Out with the old, in with the new. That’s how it works. But not for me.”

Static cut to the finish of his debut match. SwitchBlade grabs the arms of Malcolm Knite, locks them into place and rolls over into a crucifix hold.. and cranks back on the neck! Knite immediately taps out and this match is over!

Kris Red: "Enter the Darkness! Enterrrr!"

Tony D: "It’s all over!"

The bell sounds!

Randy Long: "Here is your winner... SwiiiiitchBlaaaaaaaaade!"

Another static cut. This time It’s Warped 27 and Alexander StarrZoe is in his debut match facing Craig Cohen. StarrZoë wiggles out and lands behind Cohen and hits a German Suplex!!! He then climbs the turnbuckle and gains his balance and comes off with a 450 Shooting Star Splash!!!

Tony D: "The Rising Starr!"

StarrZoë hits the amazing move and hooks the leg... 1... 2.... 3!!!

Tony D: "What an impressive debut for one Alexander StarrZoë!"

More static. StarrZoe is now facing the screen. It’s a pre-recorded promo from long ago.

StarrZoe: “I guess you can call me an equal opportunity ass kicker, I don’t care if your white, black, red, or yellow, I don’t give a fuck what God you pray to, or what country you were born in, if you’re standing in my way, consider it the last mistake you’ll make in your life”

Static. Warped 6 is playing, and it’s the triple threat World Heavyweight Championship match SwitchBlade ducks under an attack from Ryder, kick to the midsection, IMPLANT DDT! And Right into the Crucifix Neck Crank!

Tony D: "Enter the Darkness locked in!! It’s locked in the center of the ring!!"

The fans cheer 'TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP!' and almost on command Ryder can't help it anymore but to tap out!! The bell sounds and that is it!

Tony D: "Wow, Kris, what a match that was!"

Kris Red: "And there's our new champ, Tony D. SwitchBlade. What a thing."

Another cut, this time to Warped 7 as SwitchBlade makes his victory speech.

SwitchBlade: “As heavyweight champion, I have become the alpha dog. That means that everybody will paint a target on me, and I’m going to have myself a very busy schedule. But that’s just fine with me; I enjoy the competition. And I promise to you Joey, and to the WARPED fans out there, that I will be a fighting champion.”

Once more there’s a cut. Warped 32. Starr off the ropes.. Running jumping rolling Senton Splash!

Tony D: "Philly's Finest connects!"

He then climbs the turnbuckle, gains his balance, and leaps off with The Rising Starr!!! He covers..hooking the leg. ONE! TWO! THREE! THAT’S IT!

Kris Red: "ITS OVA!!"

The bell sounds! "Who Shot Ya?" by Notorious B.I.G. begins to play over the sound system!

Randy Long: "Here is your winner and the NEWWWWWWWWWWW WARPED World Heavyweight Champion - Alexander StarrrrrrrrrZoooooooooooe!"

Cut to the next show, Warped 33, with StarrZoe talking about his victory.

StarrZoe: “The more important and far more impressive fact of last week is that I did just what I said I was going to; I bested five other men and won the World Championship.”

Cut to Warped 10. SwitchBlade is defending his title against Rough Ryder inside a steel cage. The Rough Ryder inches closer to the door.. SwitchBlade puts the other leg over the top of the cage... The Rough Ryder grabs the bottom rope and uses it to pull himself closer.. SwitchBlade grabs the top of the cage and begins his ascension down... The Rough Ryder gets half his body through the ropes... SwitchBlade drops.. Ryder pulls himself out.. and...

Ding ding ding!

Kris Red: "Its ova!"

SwitchBlade is on the floor, and Ryder drops down just after...

Tony D: "What an amazing match by two amazing wrestlers, Kris."

Kris Red: "You're not kidding.. this was one of the most exciting matches I've ever witnessed or called, and its been a pleasure.

Warped 36. StarrZoe and Grendel. StarrZoe hits a big German Suplex!! The crowd erupts as he stumbles back into the corner and then grabs the top and leaps up.. With blood pouring down his face he leaps off the top with a 450 Splash!

Tony D: "The Rising Starr connects!!"

The crowd is on their feet as Starr hooks the leg. ONE! TWO! THREE!

The ref calls for the bell and this one is over with!

Randy Long: "Here is your winner and STILL World Heavyweight Champion - Alexander StarrrrrrZoooooooe!"


PKA slides into the ring with the World Championship in one hand and the microphone in the other. He hands the title over to StarrZoe.

PKA: "Congrats, Alex. You're STILL the champeeeeeen.

Cut to Warped 42. The man turns to the camera and pulls his hood down revealing himself to be SwitchBlade

Tony D: He's back! We thought SwitchBlade would never wrestle again!!!

The fans erupt into an ovation of cheers for the return of...


The screen goes blank. Twitter messages between SwitchBlade and StarrZoe start popping up.

@StarrWARPED Wait...were you the guy who used to carry my luggage into the arenas? I'm sorry if I never gave you a big enough tip.

@SB_Warped_ Maybe we can have a reunion and I can show you that the sport you left behind is better off without you.

@StarrWARPED Congrats, StarrZoe. You now have my attention. And once I get done with Grendel...i'm going to have your title. ?#bookitjoey

@SB_Warped_ Enjoy the time I allow you stay in Warped before I permanently end your career, it will be extremely limited.

@StarrWARPED Keep talking, champ. People will get a good laugh at you when I prove you wrong.

@StarrWARPED Just realized something. Less than a month from now I face you for the first time ever. Just got goosebumps. ?#countingthedays

@SB_Warped_ Its going to be one hell of a match, one for the ages as they say.

Another black screen. Then, in a flash various clips of SwitchBlade and StarrZoe dominating their matches over the many months and years spent at Warped.

SwitchBlade: For far too long we’ve lashed out at one another without laying our hands on each other. For too long we kept away from each other!

StarrZoe: "SwitchBlade has proved a lot in his time, but until he beats me, he hasn’t proven it all."

SwitchBlade: You saw true competition staring right back at you. You saw an equal. Somebody who could finally give you the challenge you’ve been yearning for this whole time.”

StarrZoe: I think he’s one talented son of a bitch, but until he gets the three-count on me, he’s not the best around here.”

SwitchBlade: "I am the best! And at Warped 55, i'm going to prove it!"

StarrZoe: "I am the best! And at Warped 55, you're going to fall!"

At the end, SwitchBlade and StarrZoe stare each other down. The image freezes and turns to black and white. As the music ends, the picture fades.


Scene 2

Opening Contest - Triple Threat Match: Project:Revolution vs. Michael Eros vs. Cade Wylie

Following the impressive video package for the SwitchBlade and StarrZoe encounter later tonight in the main event, the DVD fades in to the ring area with a jam packed Range Recreational Civic Center in Duluth, Minnesota! Randy Long has just finished hyping up the live crowd and introducing the first match. The bell sounds as three brand new wrestlers to WARPED Wrestling are in the ring ready to wrestle in a Triple Threat Match. Cade Wylie, Project:Revolution, and Michael Eros are each in a corner. Wylie at 5'10" 185, Project: Revolution at 6'7" 310lbs, and Michael Eros 6'2" 220lbs.

Tony D: "Welcome to WARPED Wrestling 55 - live from Duluth, Minnesota at the Range Recreational Civic Center! We kick things off tonight with a triple threat match featuring three prospective WARPED talents!"

All three men come to the center of the ring and begin to fight as Cade Wylie and Project:Revolution go at Michael Eros with right hands. They then push him into the ropes and whip him off those to the other ones across the ring. Eros comes back and ducks a double clothesline coming off the ropes once more. He then jumps in the air at both Cade Wylie and Revolution with a double clothesline of his own.

Kris Red: "A great clothesline from Michael Eros.. And I must point out that he and the large man there, Project:Revolution, are both signed to WARPED. The third, Cade Wylie, is on WARPED Wrestling's Guest Star list!"

Eros then clotheslines "Revolution" over the ropes and to the outside floor. He turns around to Cade Wylie who boots him in the mid section and hits a neckbreaker. Wylie then bounces off the ropes and comes back with a headscissors takedown! He goes for a cover but before the ref can't count as Project:Revolution pulls him from the ring.

Tony D: "The man known as "Project Revolution" breaks up the pinfall from the Bayou Current, Louisiana native, Cade Wylie."

Revolution then gets into the ring and grabs Cade Wylie planting him with a belly to belly suplex. He goes for a cover but before the ref can count Michael Eros is right on him with a leg drop to the back of Revolution's head. Eros then runs to the ropes, comes back and drops a leg drop on the front of his neck and head area. He goes for a cover! 1..

Tony D: "Just a one count."

Michael Eros then picks The Project back up and hits a body slam. He runs to the ropes and is then dropkicked down by Cade Wylie. He makes the cover... 1... 2... Project breaks it up! He brings Wylie to his feet and delivers a right hand, backing him into the corner. Eros gets up and turns towards Revolution who boots him to the mid section. He goes for a powerbomb but Michael Eros reverses it and back body drops him over top his back. Eros turns and Wylie comes off the top buckle with a Missle Dropkick!!

Kris Red: "Missle Dropkick for the win!"

Wylie into the cover... 1... 2.... kick out!

Cade then stomps down on Eros before hitting a quick leg drop. He goes for another cover but Michael Eros right away pushes him off. Wylie gets up in his face and Eros delivers a right hand but Wylie ducks. Wylie with a kick, but Eros grabs his boot, but Wylie then brings his other up and hits an Enziguri!! Wylie with a cover on Eros.. 1.. 2.... Project pulls him off!

Tony D: "Revolution is there to break it up!"

Revolution then grabs Cade Wylie and throws him in the corner. He runs at Cade who grabs his head between his two legs and then hurricanrana's Revolution right out of the ring and over the top ropes.

Kris Red: "Cade Wylie is quick!"

Michael Eros is then taken by surprise by a running bulldog from Cade Wylie!

Tony D: "Bulldog!"

Wylie measures him off now as the fans are fired up for this impressive wrestler..

Kris Red: "Cover him! What are you doing!"

Eros gets to his feet and Wylie delivers a right hand, spinning his opponent 180 degrees. He then locks in a full nelson but brings him up and drops him on the back of his head!

Tony D: "What a maneuver!"

Kris Red: "He calls that The Clincher!"

Cade covers...... 1... 2... 3!!!

Project:Revolution rushes in but doesn't make the save in time! The bell sounds!

Randy Long: "Here is your winner - Cade Wylie!"

Wylie gets to his feet as Revolution towers over him. He pushes Wylie back against the ropes but Wylie bounces off and returns with a headscissors that sends Project through the ropes and down to ringside!!! The fans pop as Around the World" by The Red Hot Chili Peppers now plays.

Kris Red: "Impressive victory for Cade Wylie in his debut match tonight! He really took it to both men."

Tony D: "I agree. I know he's on a Guest Star contract but I sure hope we see more of Wylie in the near future here at WARPED Wrestling."



Scene 3

Elite Duos Match - Carnival Connection vs. The Untouchables

Randy Long: "The following contest is our first Elite Duos Match scheduled for one fall with a fifteen minute time limit!"

The entrance way fills with smoke as Lynyrd Skynyrd’s Gimme Back My Bullets blares on the PA. Mr. Rottentreats and Douglas Fresh walk cockily to the ring jaw jacking with the fans.

Randy Long: Making their way to the ring at a combined way of 400 cannabis & protein shakes, from the Carnival Grounds! The Carnival Connection!

Douglas rolls underneath the bottom rope and quickly kips up and swings his towel in the air as Treats climbs to the top rope and removes his hooded vest. Treats jumps down and removes his tear away pants revealing his trunks as Douglas does the same and they await their opponents.

Randy Long: "And their opponents.. at a combined weight of 530 pounds - Matt Bowen, Aaron Ward, The Untouchables!"

The heavy drums of 'Sweet Sour' blare over the PA systems as the crowd erupts into a frenzy. The Untouchables come out from behind the curtain with arms raised. Matt Bowen wears a black sleeveless shirt that reads 'The Fuckin' Man' in neon green letters while Aaron Ward is also clad in a black sleeveless shirt that has 'The Untouchables' in big red bold letters. They begin there walk to the ring with smirks on there faces.

Tony D: "Well here we go with the first of four Elite Duos tournament matches tonight as we are ever closer to crowning our first ever Tag Team Champions here in WARPED."

Kris Red: "No doubt. Here are two teams with pretty much no points.. well, almost. The Untouchables have been in this since day 1 and they have blown the goat numerous times and have zero. Carnival Connection, now those guys were last minute replacements a couple weeks back when Helmsley and Stall pussed out, and they're already up to three points! They've said that they aren't necessarily here to win the tournament if we're all being realistic, just to stop 'awful' teams from winning.. but really, they could if they keep up the wins."

Tony D: "You never know when teams will lose points due to DQ's, or not even gain points due to losses or anything else. This tournament is unique, that's for sure."

Mr. Rottentreats and Sir Douglas and The untouchables look up to The stage area and see The The Maple Leaf Strike Force has come and or looking down to The ring watching.

Tony D: "Speaking of the Elite Duos, there are Andy LeBeau and Hugo Strange, together they are known as the Maple Leaf Strike Force and they're sitting comfortably at the top with 8 points, tied only by SwitchBlade and William Wallace."

Kris Red: "But why oh why are they out here to watch..."

The bell sounds... Treats and Fresh start yelling up at The Maple Leaf Strike Force as The Untouchables Matt Bowen and Aaron Ward charge them and attack them from behind. They beat The clowns down to the mat and stomp on them and then high five each other and start flexing to the crowd.

Tony D: "And a sneak attack from The Untouchables to start things off!"

With their backs to their opponents Treats and Fresh get to their feet and walk up behind The untouchables.

Kris Red: "Look out though.."

Mr. Rottentreats and Sir Douglas Fresh grab both Matt and Aaron and spin them around and start blasting away at them with rights and lefts. Fresh leans back and throws a monster left hand that hits Ward on The chin and sends him flying over The top tope. Then Treats punches Bowen in to The corner, and then kicks him right in tbe guts. Bowen stumbles out of The corner and drop to The Matt Fresh grabs his legs and starts to spin Treats throws himself into The ropes. On The rebound back Treats launches himself at the head of Bowen and hits with a dropkick! Bowen crash to the mat and then rolls out of the ring as Ward rolls in..

Tony D: "The ref has to get control over this match!"

Kris Red: "This match is a giant run-on sentence!"

Fresh pounces on Ward hooking in a Indian Death lock and yells at Treats to get his arms. Treats jumps down and hooks in a Arm Capture hangsman Clutch and Ward quickly taps out.

Kris Red: "Who didn't see that one comin'."

The bell sounds.

Randy Long: "Here are your winners via submission, scoring three more points - the Carnival Connection!"

Mr. RottenTreats and Sir Douglas Fresh get and stare at The Maple Leaf Strike Force as they walk off stage.

Match Time: 1:59

Carnival Connection - 6 points
The Untouchables - 0 points


Scene 4

REACTIONS - (Maple Leaf Strike Force) 1 Week Ago

The Maple Leaf Strike Force walk up to the camera.

Hugo: So.... let tonight be a lesson ladies dont stick your noses in a Mans world. Now for everybody else out there undersyand this nobody is stopping us, nobody.

Andy: 3 more matches 3 more wins those belts are ours.

Fade out.


Scene 5

Elite Duos Match - Maple Leaf Strike Force vs. Drug Money Inc

Randy Long: "The following contest is an Elite Duos match scheduled for one fall with a fifteen minute time limit! Introducing first, from Canada, they are Andy LeBeau and Hugo Strao

Beastie Boys ”Looking down the barrel of gun” starts to blast out of the PA system. As the lyrics start Andy LeBeau and Ashley step on to the stage area. Ashley starts waving a Canadian flag as the both go to the ring. The larger Hugo Strange steps out And slowly makes his way to the ring taunting the Fans and trying to pick fights with them. As Hugo reaches the ring he rolls in under the bottom rope and joins Andy and Ashley in their corner. Maple Leaf Strike Force comes and takes the ring and Hugo asks for a mic.

Hugo:Well here in another shit hole of a place with really fat ugly people.

The crowd starts to boo and throw stuff at the ring and Hugo laughs at. ”You fat Fuck” is shouted at Hugo from a woman in the front row.

Hugo:Hey you the beached whale in the front row. the one that called me fat, have you looked in the mirror hell lady look at you. You know I hope you get do fat that they have to cut a Wall out of your house to get you out when you die.

The crowd boos more and more trash is thrown into the ring.

Hugo:Look it is not my fault that you people are so ugly. Look her right there in the white wife batter she is so ugly I wouldn't even fuck her if I had Kris Reds Dick!

A man stsrts to point and yell up in the ring and climb over the railing but security comes up and stops him.

Hugo:No, no let him in so i kick his ass and pig of a wife can see what a real man is.

Security gets the man to sit back down.

Hugo:Your counrty is a cesspool hell you can not even go to a movie with out getting shot. Your great nation is based on violence and smut and other vices and you sick fat fucks love it well to tonight we will give you All the violence you can handle.

Hugo drops the mic and the wait for their opponents as the crowd boo and still throw trash in the ring.

Randy Long: "And their opponents.. Blake The Snake Blomberg and Villano VI... Drug Money Inc!"

"Snakeman's Dance" plays as Blake Blomberg and Villano VI step through the curtain. Blake waves to the crowd and slaps the fans hands, though he doesn't appear too happy to be there. His partner shows no emotion and ignores the crowd. They walk down to the ring and get ready to compete.

Tony D: "And here we go with our second Elite Duos match of th enight! We've already seen the Carnival Connection score a submission win and get up to five points against The Untouchables.. and now we see the team with 8 points, Maple Leaf Strike Force, take on Drug Money Inc, who are sitting at only 2 points."

Kris Red: "This is really a must win for Drug Money Inc tonight as there are only two more matches after this for them to garner points and win the tournament! But it CAN be done!"

The bell sounds as all four men are in the ring, and Drug Money Inc rush the Maple Leaf Strike Force! Hugo Strange and Blake Blomberg lock up. The larger man, Hugo, knees Blomberg in the gut. Hugo hits Blomberg with some forearm shots, and LeBeau delivers a couple hard chops to Villano. Hugo and Blomberg are at one turnbuckle while LeBeau and Villano VI are at the opposite end. The two see each other, nod in unison, and whip their respected opponents right into each other. The two collide, and Blake Blomberg falls to the mat. Villano VI stumbles, and leans on the ropes. LeBeau sees the opportunity, and clotheslines him over the top rope. Hugo grabs Blomberg, and flings him through the ropes.

Tony D: "Hugo Strange is so powerful! Look at how he just tossed Blake Blomberg with ease through those ropes!"

Kris Red: "This is total chaos!"

The Maple Leaf Strike Force taunt the fans, and they go crazy again!

Tony D: "I'm not sure if the fans are cheering the Strike Force, or if they're just excited for this match thus far!"

Drug Money Inc meet each other outside the ring, and decide to leave. They walk away with the crowd booing them. However, LeBeau and Strange have other plans.

Kris Red: "Drug Money on their way out??? Oh come on!"

MLSF leave the ring, run up to their opponents, and attack them with more punches. The referee starts counting to 10...

1... 2... Hugo drags Blomberg to the ring, but Blomberg is able to knee Hugo in the stomach, and whip him into the steel steps shoulder first. 3... 4... 5... LeBeau still has Villano VI though, and he hits him with a snap suplex. 6... 7...

Tony D: "They have to get into the ring! A countout loss gains no points at all!"

Kris Red: "And if they get DQ'd for their actions, they lose a point and the winners get nothing!"

Tony D: "They have to make it to the ring."

8... 9... Blomberg throws Hugo into the ring, and then enters himself thus stopping the count. LeBeau goes to his corner of the ring, and Villano VI does soon afterwards holding his back in pain.

Kris Red: Finally there's some order around here!

Tony D: It looks like Blomberg has the upper hand on Hugo Strange right now.

Blomberg picks up Hugo, and delivers a couple chops to the chest. He then whips Hugo to the ropes, and hits him with a back body drop. Hugo gets up, but is met with a clothesline that sends him back down. He picks up Hugo and taunts him.. Blake looks back at the referee and tells him to COUNT as Blake lifts up the larger man and slams him to the mat! He covers.. 1.. kick out!

Tony D: "A quick kickout from Hugo Strange!"

Blake Blomberg tells the ref to do his job like they talked about. He brings Hugo Strange to his feet and hits the ropes.. Blomberg finds himself with a right hook to the face. Blomberg falls to his knees, and quickly crawls over to Villano VI. He tags him in, and Villano VI winds up on the receiving end of a kick to the gut. Hugo grabs him by the head, and hits him with a DDT. He goes for the pin.

Tony D: "Hugo with a comeback and a cover 1.. 2.. !"

Kickout! Hugo gets up, runs the ropes, and hits Villano VI with a running elbow that sends Villano to the mat! Strange picks up Villano VI, and whips him to the ropes. On the way back Hugo hits Villano VI with an arm drag, but Villano VI gets up right away. Hugo runs the ropes, and goes after Villano VI with a clothesline, but Villano VI ducks, and Hugo screeches to a halt when he finds himself facing Blomberg. He then grabs his head, and brings his throat down onto the ropes. Hugo stumbles back to the center of the ring. Villano quickly runs to the ropes, leaps and springboards off of them and catches Hugo Strange with a spinning DDT!

Tony D: "Impressive athletic move from Villano VI!"

Instead of going for the pin Villano VI picks up Hugo, and runs the ropes. He runs up to Hugo, and connects with a hurricanrana that sends Hugo to the outside. Blomberg is there to greet him, and he picks Hugo up. He lifts Hugo Strange up and drops him face-first onto the ring apron!

Kris Red: "Drug Money Inc are really on their A-game tonight!"

He then throws Hugo back on the apron. LeBeau enters the ring, and goes to help Hugo, but the referee stops and argues with him. With the referee's back turned, Blomberg starts choking out Hugo.

Tony D: "Turn around, ref! Blomberg's choking him out!"

Kris Red: "Choke!"

Blake eventually lets go, and then climbs on the apron himself. He jumps off, and elbows Hugo in the throat. Hugo rolls into the ring holding this throat while LeBeau goes back to his corner. Villano picks up Hugo, and hits him with a jawbreaker. He then tags in Blomberg, and brings Hugo's arms behind his back. Blomberg hits Hugo with a some body shots, and then kicks him in the gut. Villano VI lets go, and goes to the corner. Blomberg grabs Hugo from behind, and hits him with a back body drop. He goes for the pin.

1... 2....

Kickout. Blomberg picks up Hugo again, and connects with a reverse DDT. Another pin. 1.. 2...

Kick out. Blomberg goes for the pin again.


Kickout. He pins down Hugo's arms this time. 1.. 2... 3-

Yet another kickout.

Tony D: "Holy crap!!"

Kris Red: "Constant pins and no luck on the 3 count! Blake Blomberg doesn't look too happy with the referee either."

Blomberg looks at the referee, and yells at him for counting slow~ and tells hin that they have an agreement! He replies by saying he's just doing his job. Meanwhile Villano VI enters the ring, and starts stomping a mud hole in Hugo. The referee sees this, and yells at Villano VI to return to his corner. Villano tells him to watch it while he takes some steps away. Blomberg grabs Hugo, and whips him to the ropes. Hugo comes back, and Blomberg applies a sleeper hold on him.

Tony D: "Sleeperhold from Blake Blomberg! A submission win scores them three points and you know they want those three."

Hugo flings his arms all over the place trying to grab the ropes, but soon drifts off. He falls to the mat, and Blomberg follows.

Kris Red: "Drug Money Inc are on their way to five points!"

The referee grabs his arm, raises it, and it falls. Another raise, and another fall. The crowd is chanting "HUGO!" again, and even LeBeau is stomping away. Ashley Lovell is cheering on from ringside! The ref raises the arm of Hugo Strange one last time…and it stays! Blomberg looks on in shock, and tightens the hold, but already Hugo is surging up. He gets himself and Blomberg up, and elbows Blomberg three times. Hugo runs the ropes, and hits Blomberg with a huge jumping clothesline! Both men are now out in the center of the ring. LeBeau and Villano VI bring their arms out to look for a tag. The referee counts.

Tony D: "Both men are down!"

1... 2... 3... 4... 5...

Hugo with some movement…now Blomberg…

Kris Red: "Up to five! They have to make tags or get to their feet!"

6.. 7... 8 ...

Blake Blomberg crawls over to Villano VI, and tags him in. Hugo crawls over to LeBeau, and tags him in!

Tony D: "And there are the tags!!"

Blomberg and Hugo go to rest while LeBeau and Villano VI enter the ring. Villano VI runs up to LeBeau, but LeBeau catches him with a European uppercut. Villano stumbles, and LeBeau continues the onslaught. Punch after punch after punch. Then multiple kicks to the gut. He whips Villano to the ropes, and catches him with a dropkick. Blomberg enters in the ring to attack LeBeau, but LeBeau sees it coming, and he drop toe holds Blomberg onto Villano!

Tony D: "Andy LeBeau is in total control!"

Blomberg gets back up, and LeBeau hits him with an inverted atomic drop. LeBeau runs the ropes, but Villano VI grabs LeBeau's foot, and trips him. LeBeau gets himself up, but is met with a bulldog by Villano VI. Blomberg exits the ring.

Tony D: "And so much for the momentum of Andy LeBeau!"

Villano sees LeBeau on the ground, and gets ready to end this. He goes on the apron, springboards off the top rope, and goes for the Springboard Spinal Tap, but LeBeau moves out of the way!

Kris Red: "Villano VI lookin' for the spiral tap off the ropes but nooooo!"

Villano VI gets himself up, and LeBeau catches him with a leaping leg lariat! He picks up Villano VI again, sets him up for a suplex, and lifts him up, dropping him down with a Falcon Arrow Driver!

Tony D: "LeBeau making a comeback!"

LeBeau gets up, and tags in Hugo Strange. He enters the ring, and the two both grab Villano VI. They pick him up, whip him to the ropes, and connect with a double clothesline. They pick up Villano VI again. Hugo whips the Villano into the ropes and on the rebound Hugo lifts him up in a spinning spine buster while Andy Lebeau jumps off the second rope and hits a rolling heel kick to the opponents face!

Tony D: "Northern Glory!"

Hugo with a cover... 1..... 2..... 3!

Tony D: "Wait!"

The referee gets pulled out of the ring by Blake Blomberg! The ref pushes him and tells him to keep his hands off of him!

Kris Red: "Blake just saved his partner from that 3 count!"

Blake yells at the ref telling him they had an agreement and the ref says he will not favor them! The ref slides back into the ring and Blake pulls him back out and tells him he will do what he tells him! The referee pushes him and tells him to get ouf of his face!

Tony D: "What in the world is going on!"

Blomberg looks at the ref like he's just made the biggest mistake of his life before he kicks him in the gut and hurls him into the ringsteps!

Kris Red: "Hey what the hell!"

Maple Leaf Strike Force look on from inside the ring! They slide out and start after Blomberg, beating him down.

Tony D: "The Strike Force are on the assault!"

Suddenly the referee signals to the timekeeper and the bell sounds. Maple Leaf Strike Force look back and stop their assault of LeBeau. Ashley Lovell runs over to the timekeeper and asks him what's going on. Randy Long grabs the mic.

Randy Long: "Ladies and gentlemen, due to a disqualification, the winners of this match - the Maple Leaf Strike Force!"

The MLSF trio all converse, wondering what this menas. Andy LeBeau helps the ref up and asks him what just happened. The ref explains that he will not tollerate being pushed down!

Tony D: "Wow! Maple Leaf Strike Force win the match but its via DQ so there are no points to be had!"

Kris Red: "This is horrible!"

Tony D: "Drug Money Inc get docked a point too!"

Villano VI joins his partner at ringside and the two realize what's happened. They get in the face of the referee and tell him that he's made a huge mistake! The referee turns his back to them and slowly makes his way away from them as they follow. The Maple Leaf Strike Force then come at Drug Money Inc and catch them from behind, knocking them down! They start putting the boots to them as the fans cheer.

Tony D: "This is total chaos!"

Kris Red: "Maple Leaf Strike Force had this match won it seemed and then it was all taken from them! Now they're still at 8 points, tied now with SwitchBlade & William Wallace."

The Maple Leaf Strike Force stop putting the boots and leave Drug Money Inc to lay there as the MLSF theme song hits and they head up the aisle, arms in the air.

Match Time: 9:47

Maple Leaf Strike Force - 8 points

Drug Money Inc - 1 point



Scene 6


There’s a knock at the locker room door as Sean Armstrong enters the room and is met with Faygo being sprayed into his face. Mr. Rottentreats tosses a towel to Sean, so he can begin wiping his face off.

Mr. Rottentreats: “Sorry Sean, thought ya was Austin, my bad!”

Douglas Fresh: “We get it, ya want some words on our amazing victory over the Untouchables right? We won, what more is there to say?!”

Sean Armstrong: “Well, now you move on to Dru..”

Mr. Rottentreats pulls the microphone away from Sean Armstrong, and pushes him aside.

Mr. Rottentreats: “DRUG MONAY! The last time I met you two vagrant assholes in the ring, I ended up with a burnt up face. And since that bitch Robb Daniels tucked tail and ran… It looks like I’m gonna have to get my revenge on you two!”

Douglas Fresh: “The Surf Ballroom has a significance in our national history. It was the last place the Big Bopper, Buddy Holly, and one Ritchie Valens ever performed. And Ironically, it’s going to be the last match you two ever wrestle!”

Mr. Rottentreats: “And why’s that Dougie?”

Douglas Fresh: “Cause I’ma strangle em son!”


Scene 7

Elite Duos Match - Cameron MacNichol & The Rough Ryder vs. Leon Stone & Midnight Felon

Randy Long: "The following is an Elite Duos match scheduled for one fall with a fifteen minute time limit! Introducing first.. from Detroit, Michigan, being accompanied by his sister Dyan, Cameron MacNichol!"

As the riff of Black Sabbath’s “N.I.B.” hits the PA system, Cameron MacNichol steps through the curtain, with his sister Dyan trailing a step behind him. Ignoring the cascade of boos that shower down on him, Cameron walks down the ramp, focused on the ring in front of him. As Cameron reaches the ring, he helps Dyan up onto the apron, and they climb through the middle rope together. In the middle of the ring, Cameron raises his right arm and clenches his fist, as Dyan applauds her brother. As the music dies down, Cameron walks to the ropes and begins trash-talking fans in the front row.

Randy Long: "And his partner.. from Portland Maine, being accompanied by Jessica Reyes - The Rough Ryder~!!"

Show Me A God"- by hits, and the crowd begins to boo instantly. After a few moments, Jessica Reyes makes her way through the curtain, standing on the small metal ramp. The fans boo her, and she shrugs it off, raising her arms and pointing towards the entrance curtain right as the song in the background blares out "I'm at 99, but I need 100% proof! Show me a God!". When those words are spoken, The Rough Ryder makes his way through the curtain in his wrestling attire, black sunglasses, and a black pleather, sleeveless hoddie. He also carries with him to the ring a black steel chair, with the words "RYDE OR DYE" written on the seat of the chair. He makes his way to the ring lead by Jessica, making sure not to make any contact with the fans, not even eye contact. Jessica walks to the middle of the apron on the floor, meanwhile Ryder climbs the stairs, and makes his way to the middle of the apron above Jessica. He stands there... surveying the crowd, while Jessica just smirks proudly. He passes the chair to Jessica, and takes the glasses and vest off as well, handing it to to Jessica as well. He then enters the ring, surveying the crowd once more before turning his attention to the entrance curtain, awaiting his opponents.

Randy Long: "And at a combined weight of 580 pounds, Leon Stone and Midnight Felon!"

"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple hits the PA System. Walking down the ramp is Midnight Felon and his nephew Leon Stone. The music plays through the speakers and they walk into the ring. Felon looks to Leon and talks to him as if teaching something. Surprisingly Leon actually looks like his listening shaking nodding, pulling out a note pad and jots down notes on what he is being told.

Tony D: "The team of Cameron MacNichol and The Rough Ryder have a standing of five points while Leon Stone and Midnight Felon have two."

Kris Red: "I wonder if Midnight Felon and Leon Stone have gotten on the same page. So far in this tournament they seem to not be doing so well together."

The bell sounds!

Tony D: "Well we're about to find out."

The match begins as Midnight Felon and The Rough Ryder stare at each in the center of the ring. Midnight Felon takes the first shot by slapping Ryder right across the face. The shot echoes throughout the arena.

Tony D: "What a slap!"

Ryder looks back up at Midnight Felon with anger in his eyes and nails him with a stiff right! Ryder takes this advantage and whips him into a corner. He runs at Felon and clotheslines him in the corner. Ryder drags Midnight Felon to his corner and tags in Cameron MacNichol. MacNichol taunts as Midnight Felon crawls to Leon Stone. MacNichol grabs his foot in hopes to drag him back but he hops to one foot and hits MacNichol with an enziguiri! Kris Red: "What an enziguiri!" Midnight Felon tags in Stone and Leon immediately gets in and they bring Cameron MacNichol to his feet and hook his arms for a double suplex and they hit it! The Rough Ryder yells at the ref to get Midnight Felon out of there!! The referee pushes Midnight Felon out of the ring as Stone goes for the cover. The referee quickly runs back into position.

Tony D: "First cover of the match!"

1... 2...

Tony D: "Kick out from Cameron MacNichol!"

Leon Stone picks up MacNichol and whips him towards the ropes. Without Stone noticing, Ryder blind tags his partner. Tony D: "I don't think Stone noticed that tag there.." On MacNichol's return, Stone drops down and MacNichol jumps over him. As Stone gets to his feet, Ryder comes into the ring and bulldogs him down to the mat. Ryder starts to stomp away at Stone. After several seconds, MacNichol rushes towards the opposing corner and clubs Midnight Felon with a right hand sending him down to the ring floor.

Kris Red: "Ryder and The Dirty Mac on the attack, Jack!"

Tony D: "Oh, wow."

Cameron makes his way to the apron in their corner as The Rough Ryder brings Leon Stone to his feet. Irish whip... Stone bounces off the ropes and Ryder ducks down and Stone counters into a cradle pin!! 1.. 2.. kickout! MacNichol rushes into the ring hitting Stone with a right hand. Midnight Felon is now up as well and makes his way towards MacNichol. He punches away at him and clotheslines him over the top rope down to the floor.

Tony D: "Chaos has broken out!"

Kris Red: "This seems to be happening more and more in this tournament! The teams are eager to get win and get points!"

Stone picks up Ryder and holds him up for Midnight Felon. Midnight Felon gets back as far as he can and charges at the two. He raises his leg up going for a big boot but Ryder is able to move out of the way, just in the knick of time. Midnight Felon's boot however, does collide with Stone sending him down to the mat hard.

Tony D: "Midnight Felon unintentionally nails his own partner with that big boot!"

Ryder quickly grabs Felon. He kicks Felon in the gut and whips him to the very near ropes, sending him tumbling through the second and third ropes down to ringside.

Kris Red: "Thanks for coming, Felon!"

Ryder makes the cover on Stone. 1.. 2... kick out!

Both men lie down on the mat trying to recover some strength to carry on. The referee starts a 10 count.. 1... 2...

Tony D: "This match has been fast paced and it's clearly taken a lot out of both men here!"

3... 4... Cameron MacNichol is on the apron now, holding the white tag rope and extending his arm. Midnight Felon slowly climbs back up on the apron and stands in his corner looking for a tag. 5... 6...

Tony D: "Both men are slowly making the crawl to their corner now.."


The crowd start to stomp and cheer as both men have almost reached their partners.


Both men tag in their partners and roll out of the ring.

Tony D: "Tags are made!"

The Rough Ryder and Midnight Felon quickly get into the ring. Ryder runs at Midnight Felon and hits him with a clothesline. Midnight Felon quickly pops up and charges at Ryder. Ryder takes Midnight Felon down with an armdrag and locks in a cross-armbar on the mat. Felon kicks up and is able to escape. Both men get to their feet and Midnight Felon put Ryder in a headlock but Ryder counters into a backbreaker! Midnight Felon gets up, favoring his back, and Ryder grabs him from behind and nails a Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker!

Tony D: "The Rough Ryder targetting the back of Midnight Felon! And into the cover! 1.. 2... kick out!"

The Rough Ryder picks Midnight Felon up and whips him across the ring. Felon comes off the ropes and Ryder goes for a clothesline but Felon grabs him as if for a downward spiral but Ryder elbows his way out of the grasp of Midnight Felon and kicks him in the gut. Ryder pumps his arms and puts Midnight Felon between his legs.

Tony D: "Dangerous Driver coming up!"

Midnight Felon suddenly flips Ryder overhead and he lands backfirst to the mat!

Tony D: "Midnight Felon escapes!"

Felon dives at Stone, tagging him in. Stone then gets in the ring and clubs Ryder in his back. He then hits him with a European Uppercut followed by a throat thrust! Ryder drops and Stone covers.. 1.. 2... MacNichol comes out of nowhere with a elbow drop to the head of Stone, breaking it up! He then drags Ryder to the corner and gets out on the apron and tags in!! Leon Stone gets to his feet and Cameron MacNichol charges in with a huge kick to the gut, followed by a Russian Legsweep! Midnight Felon comes at him and goes for a clothesline but Cameron ducks and Ryder hits the SideSwipe superkick!! Cameron then comes off the ropes and hits a Clothesline from Hell on Leon Stone!

Tony D: "Clothesline From Hell on Leon Stone!!"

Kris Red: "The Rough Ryder brings Felon to his feet... Look out!"

Ryder then hits the Dangerous Driver on Midnight Felon as Cameron MacNichol has Leon Stone locked in the Cobra Clutch!!

Tony D: "The Stranglehold locked in!"

Leon Stone is forced to tap out as he can't take anymore! The bell sounds!!

Kris Red: "It's ova! Submission win!!"

Randy Long: "Here are your winners via submission, scoring three more points - The Rough Ryder and Cameron MacNichol!!"

"Stranglehold" by Ted Nugent hits as the fans boo Cameron and Ryder, who are then joined in the ring by Dyan and Jessica in celebration. They raise their arms high in the air as Stone and Felon are out in the ring. Chelsea looks on with a look of concern from the ringside area as Cameron and Ryder celebrate.

Match Time: 8:19

The Rough Ryder & Cameron MacNichol - 8 points
Leon Stone & Midnight Felon - 2 points



Scene 8




Scene 9

MAIN EVENT: Elite Duos Match - The Filth & The Fury vs. SwitchBlade & William Wallace

"Welcome to a city that'll bring you to your knees" the public announce system booms as "Been to Hell" by Hollywood Undead plays. The lights dim in the small building and spotlights rotate. As the music continues to boom, Alexander StarrrZoe and Crowbar appear from behind the curtain. Starr and Crowbar stand at the top of the ramp and look at each other, meeting each other's gaze, confident and smiling. Starr motions Crowbar forward. The fans begin to chant "Crowbar! Crowbar! Crowbar!" Crowbar bows and motions towards Starr. The small arena erupts; "StarrZoe! StarrZoe! StarrZoe!" The two men make their way to the ring. Crowbar rolls under the third rope while Starr climbs onto the top turnbuckle, raising his fists into the air, welcomed into the ring by a chant of his name. Starr jumps off his perch and points towards his tag team partner; the building breaks out into a cheer; "Crowbar! Crowbar! Crowbar!”

Randy Long: “The following bout is scheduled for one-fall and is an Elite Duos tournament match-up, already in the ring, at a combined weight of 483lbs, the team of Alexander StarrZoë and Crowbar…The Filth and the Fury!”

Starr takes the microphone from Randy Long and stares out into the crowd of the over-packed venue, noticing signs that read “StarrZoë 4 President!” and “Crowbar is my Hero!” Starr nods along to the chants of “StarrZoë! StarrZoë! StarrZoë!” and “Crowbar! Crowbar! Crowbar!” the two men basking in the praise for a few moments, looking toward each other and laughing in joy. Starr pauses for just a second longer and raises a hand in the air, quieting the sold out crowd. The former World Champion reaches behind his ear and pulls out a cigarette. “Does anyone mind if I light up? It’s going to be a while before I get a chance to have a smoke, it always helps to calm my nerves.” The fans cheer and laugh at StarrZoë’s joke while the winningest competitor in Warped pulls a lighter from his boot lighting his cigarette and throwing it Bic into the crowd; “done with that!” he calls out, dragging his cancer stick. He pulls the microphone closer and once again scans the crowd before beginning his speech;

Starr: “Usually, I would come out here and talk a lot of shit about my opponent before making him look like an asshole in the ring. Tonight though is different. Tonight, everyone here is going to witness history; for the first time ever Alexander StarrZoë faces SwitchBlade in a Warped ring. You’re going to see something no one in the world has ever seen before and it’s going to change the way you look at professional wrestling. You’re going to go home tonight and tell your family and friends about this, years from now, you’re going to tell your children about the time you saw Starr and SwitchBlade go head to head, it’s going to go down as one of the greatest matches to ever take place in this sport. Never again will a match live up to the expectations set by this match. Tonight, four of the greatest competitors to ever grace this ring will put their bodies on the line for your entertainment. You’re going to walk out of here knowing you saw something special, something life-changing. Shit, after tonight you’ll never enjoy another match again; ‘yeah, it was good’ you’ll say, ‘but it wasn’t Starr against SwitchBlade’, it’ll never be the same.”

Starr hands the microphone to his partner and flicks his cigarette to the outside of the ring;

Crowbar: “William, William, William, what did I tell you about keeping control of your emotions? Your partner tries to tell the world how pumped up he is for his first time stepping into the ring with Starr here, and you start throwing a hissy-fit because you’re not getting enough attention? The big match winner, huh? The show stealer hmm? Please, refresh my memory; one impromptu match against Alex and one win against Team Joey at the Two Year Anniversary Show, now you’re the biggest name in the business? Fuck that noise. Let me remind you of something sport; that Evolution Title you carried around so proudly for all those months, all the bragging you did about bring prestige back to the belt? The only reason that title is relevant in this business is because I made it so! When people think of the Warped Evolution Championship, they think of me. They think of all the great battles I’ve had, all the F’n’X matches where I’ve drained gallons of blood from my opponents. You can start trade marking names for yourself when you’ve accomplished more than ending a winning streak and winning one belt. Let me know when you’re both the Evolution Champion and the World Champion at the same time, then come talk to me. StarrZoë and I tried to give you credit man and you spit in our faces, now, I’m going to have to show you the error of your ways by beating respect into you.”

Crowbar drops the microphone, obviously the man has nothing more to say. He leans back and slumps down in the corner, waiting for the match to begin. StarrZoë picks up the “stick”

Starr: “SwitchBlade, you said it best; Goosebumps. In this business, there’s no point in calling yourself the best until you’ve beaten the very best that professional wrestling has to offer. Trust me when I say this much SwitchBlade, one of us is going to walk away that much better from this win because it means that man has beaten his equal. There’s only so many men in this business respected and as talented as we are, we’re going to bump heads and prove that one of us deserves to be called the very best of Warped. It will not be the last time however that you see my face Switchy, I promise you that. And win or lose tonight, it doesn’t matter; because all four of us are going down, neither of us will ever be the same after this match. If I can’t win this match that’s fine, but I will be taking years off of one of the greatest careers Warped has ever seen. If I’m going down Switchy, you’re coming along for the ride, I promise. We should do this again soon man, maybe next time without your partner cramping your style. At least I know mine has my back, hell, your partner seems like he might just stick a knife in your back at any moment.”

StarrZoë drops the microphone and waits for his opponents.

Randy Long: "And their opponents..."

The arena blacks out as the bagpipes tune fill with air, as Flower of Scotland begins to play. A single sport light then appears to show William Wallace arriving at the entrance holding a Salitre . There is blue flashing lights filling the arena as Wallace makes his way to the ring still with the spot light on him, ignoring all the fans abuse.

Randy Long: "From Glasgow Scotland, weighing in at 254pounds, he is William Wallace!"

Wallace reaches the ring and walks around slowly climbing the steps as he demands Randy Long open the ropes for him. As Long sits on the second rope Wallace climbs into the ring taking the microphone from Long and sending him from the ring. The boos ring out as the music fades down and Wallace raises the microphone to his lips.

William Wallace: "Dayton! Stand on your feet for the second time this weekend and get ready to sing Flower of Scotland with your Scottish hero!"

A massive Saltire unfurrols from the roof of the arena as the Bagpipes start up once again. The boos ring out almost drowning out Wallace as he begins to sing out of tune.

"Oh Flower of Scotland...
When will we see, your like again
That fought and died for -
"Lost My Way" by Finger Eleven begins to play as SwitchBlade slowly steps through the curtain to a large number of cheers.

Kris Red: "Once again.. thank you Switchy."

Wallace scowls.

Randy Long: "And his tag team partner - he is the Evolution Champion - SwitchBlaaaaade!"

SwitchBlade is dressed in his usual attire of a black short sleeve shirt with a leather jacket, blue jeans, and black shoes. He also has on his trademark gold belt and sunglasses, but this time also has a necklace with a switchblade pendant on it. Of course, he also has the Evolution Title over his shoulder. Upon making his way to the ring he high fives a few of the fans, and then slides into the ring. He gets up, takes off his sunglasses and necklace and tosses them aside. He waves to the fans, and then offers Wallace a handshake. Wallace ignores and SwitchBlade nods, expecting just as that, but not looking too bothered.

Tony D: "This will be a huge tag team match, probably one of the biggest in the Elite Duos. For the first time ever, two of WARPED Wrestling's biggest stars, Alexander StarrZoe and SwitchBlade, are on opposite sides of the ring."

Kris Red: "This is something people have been talking about a lot since SwitchBlade made his return earlier this year. And as you saw in the video package, they clearly have shared a few words throughout the last few months online and in promos."

Tony D: "Of course, we can't forget about William Wallace and Crowbar. Wallace knocked Starr off of his year-long winning streak just a month ago, while Crowbar is the man who defeated SwitchBlade for the World Title back in 2010."

The referee rings the bell, as SwitchBlade & Wallace discuss something in the corner. The Filth and The Fury look on and Starr looks to be the man to start it off for his team. William Wallace tells SwitchBlade he wants this now. After a bit of discussion, SwitchBlade agrees and heads out to the apron, leaving William Wallace and Alexander StarrZoe in the ring together.

Kris Red: "Looks like William Wallace called the shots there."

Tony D: "But when we do see Alexander StarrZoe and SwitchBlade face off, it will surely be something special."

Crowbar gets the crowd clapping as Starr and Wallace measure each other off. Starr fakes Wallace out, looking to go left, but he then runs right and bounces off the ropes and leaps at Wallace with a quick spinning heel kick, which Wallace blocks with both arms, sending him back a few steps. The agile Starr stays on his feet and attempts to sweep Wallace's legs out from under him. Wallace leaps up and over StarrZoe's kick.

Tony D: "StarrZoe starting things off with an interesting fast-pace strategy!"

StarrZoe, without so much as skipping a beat, leaps and hits a Jawbreaker, taking him off his feet. StarrZoe pushes himself up, and charges the now-downed Wallace, and delivers a diving dropkick to Wallace's downed body. He gets to his feet again, runs to the far ropes, bounces off, rolls and flips, hitting the P3!!

Tony D: "Trademark move from StarrZoe!"

Kris Red: "StarrZoe is on fire! This could finish it!"

StarrZoe hurriedly covers... 1... 2... And SwitchBlade comes racing in, and delivers an axehandle to the back of StarrZoe, breaking up the pinfall. He backs to his corner and StarrZoe pops up, fire in his eyes.

Tony D: "SwitchBlade with the save!"

Kris Red: "I don't know if that would've been it but no matter what, there's SwitchBlade with the first contact on Starr!"

Tony D: "Speaking of first contact.. this is the first time since WARPED 50 that Starr and Wallace have faced, ever since Wallace ended the streak in that impromptu match!"

StarrZoe lifts William Wallace to his feet, where he stands him up, ducks under the arm of Wallace, and delivers a fast STO Takedown! He covers.. looking back at SwitchBlade.. but before the ref could count to one, Starr lets up. Starr pulls Wallace to his feet again, locks in a front waistlock and snaps off the belly to belly slam!

Tony D: "Starr continues to keep his eyes on SwitchBlade! Here's a cover!"

1... 2... AGAIN, SwitchBlade races in to try and break up the pin, but Starr has his eyes on him and stands up, both men face to face. Starr pushes him back and SwitchBlade staggers slightly to the corner.

Tony D: "Oooh here we go!"

An enraged Crowbar jumps out from between the ropes to hit SwitchBlade in the mouth or something, but the ref, in an injust moment, gets between Crowbar and the action.

Tony D: "The referee stopping Crowbar from intervening!"

Starr temporarily takes his eyes off of SwitchBlade and notices the Crowbar scenario. William Wallace then hits a low blow on Starr, dropping StarrZoe like a sack of potatoes. SwitchBlade smirks and gets out on the apron. Wallace crawls on all fours to his corner, just as the ref moves off Crowbar, and is there just in time to see SwitchBlade reach out and slap the hand of Wallace, tagging himself in.

Tony D: "Here we go!"

Kris Red: "This is what we've been waiting for! But come on SwitchBlade, Starr is down off of that low blow!"

SwitchBlade looks down at Starr and looks to be allowing him to get to his feet, favoring his groin area after that low blow from William Wallace. The fans stomp the ground, pound their chairs and a rumbling is filling the venue. The camera shows SwitchBlade who keeps his eyes locked on Starr. It then shows William Wallace recovering at ringside. Cameras then show StarrZoe who pushes himself up.. and his partner Crowbar in the background on the apron looking on with intensity.

Tony D: "SwitchBlade doing the honorable thing now and allowing Alexander StarrZoe to get to his feet. He didn't have to do that but that's just the kind of guy he is!"

Kris Red: "This crowd is ready. They want this lock up to happen. Come on! Hey, what the hell!"

Suddenly we see Crowbar get hit in the back from a Canadian Flag swinging Andy LeBeau!! Crowbar drops off of the apron as Hugo Strange slides into the ring and pulls Starr in, keeping an eye on SwitchBlade who doesn't know what to make of this. He lifts him onto his shoulder in an inverted Death Valley Driver style then drops him on his skull with the Burning Hammer aka The Moose Killer! SwitchBlade isn't sure what to make of any of this as Hugo quickly escapes the ring, being yelled at by the referee. The Maple Leaf Strike Force then pick up Crowbar and both hurl him into the ringsteps!! The referee calls for the bell!!! The crowd erupts in boos.

Tony D: "What in the hell are the Maple Leaf Strike Force up to?!?!"

Kris Red: "What the hell is right!! They just attacked Starr and Crowbar!"

The referee and SwitchBlade talk things over in the corner as William Wallace climbs up on the apron, trying to figure out what's just happened. He enters the ring and the three men talk it over. The camera shows the Maple Leaf Strike Force backing up the aisle, both men holding seven fingers up and smiling. In the ring, the referee seems to be having a really hard time making out what to do here. Randy Long motions him over to the ropes and they discuss things as SwitchBlade and William Wallace are still unsure of what to make of it but they don't look pleased.

Tony D: "I can't believe it. We were about to see the epic first lock up between SwitchBlade and Starr when the Maple Leaf Strike Force attacked Starr and Crowbar! But why only Starr and Crowbar???"

Kris Red: "Oh god.. I think I know why. Look at LeBeau and Hugo Strange.. holding up seven fingers."

The referee finishes his talk with Randy Long and he grabs a mic.

Randy Long: "Ladies and gentlemen, the official has informed me that due to a one-sided interference and attack on Alexander StarrZoe and Crowbar, that they will be declared the winners via disqualification tonight."

The crowd shares their disappointment with boos. SwitchBlade and Wallace talk with the referee and there seems to be some conflict. The referee talks to Randy Long a few seconds longer and Randy speaks.

Randy Long: "By the rules of Elite Duos.. if there is a disqualification to a team in one of the matches, there will be no points awarded to the winners... and the losing team must be docked a point."

SwitchBlade and Wallace's face light up with anger. The camera shows Maple Leaf Strike Force on the stage with smiles on their faces.

Randy Long: "Therefore, SwitchBlade and William Wallace have been taken from 8 points to 7, and Starr and Crowbar sit at 6 points. Once again, your winners via disqualification, Crowbar and Alexander StarrZoe!"

"Been to Hell" by Hollywood Undead plays as Starr and Crowbar slowly start to come to in the ring and at ringside, respectively. SwitchBlade and Wallace take after the Canadians! They high tail it backstage through the curtain as these two pissed off men chase after.

Tony D: "I can't believe it!! I still CANNOT believe this match ended so abruptly and like THIS! The Maple Leaf Strike Force just deliberately cost SwitchBlade and William Wallace a point, now taking them down to second place under the Strike Force as well as Cameron and Ryder."

Kris Red: "It's a crummy thing to do, but in a way, is it not genius? They found a loophole in the rules and they exploited it for their own good! The Maple Leaf Strike Force saw the possibility that SwitchBlade and Wallace could take a huge lead tonight with a win, while Starr and Crowbar could take the lead as well with a win. That is a genius move!!"

Tony D: "You might have a point. You just might. But something tells me that the Maple Leaf Strike Force are going to have to deal with SwitchBlade and Wallace, as WELL as Starr and Crowbar once they realize what's happened. Wow."

The cameras show Starr and Crowbar recovering as the fans look on in shock as the scene fades to black.

Match Time: 3:56

SwitchBlade & Wallace - 7 points
The Filth & The Fury - 6 points


Scene 10


Korrupt is seen outside of a dark area outside. It looked like a park, he was sitting Indian style on top of a picnic table with the WARPED World Heavyweight Championship draped over his waist.

Korrupt: Under the boardwalk....Out under the sun....Under the boardwalk....we'll be havin' some fuuuun...Under the boardwalk....people walkin' above...Under the boardwalk...We'll be makin' love...Under the boardwalk, boardwalk--

Korrupt stops and looks at the camera, his gaze broken from the night sky as the crickets chirp in the darkness.

Korrupt: Oh...hi there Warped's just me...Korrupt...practicing my singing. It's just something to do y'know...I haven't been seen in awhile now...kind of makes me bored. So I decided to take a walk and I came across this cute lil' park. I took a seat and I started to sing like a tom cat so the night can hear me! Yeeeeep! Just another night of me..having to wait for some fun to come to ME.

Korrupt rolls his eyes and his tongue gets pressed up against the inside of his right cheek.

Korrupt: One minute...Taurus wants to get involved in my match. He does anyways...I win. Gives me that pretty lookin' grin--did I mention that he reminds me of Will Smith--ANYWAY, then he leaves me out to dry. I've got nothing to do now...he's MAGICALLY disappeared and I'm left with this void. I know he's out there...and I know he's watching me. I can see that stupid fucking grin on his face, I can smell that ripe stench of Cocoa Butter, and I can hear him...MOCKING me from a distance.

And what's eating me up inside is that, I have to wait, this unbearable amount of time before I actually get to welcome him here to cozy little palace of pain and discord. have NOOOOO clue how much you're making me want it. You're starting to make me beg for it, and honestly, I'm use to getting what I want right now. But're playing hard to get...! I DON'T LIKE THAT!

Korrupt grabs the title and looks at it and then takes it suddenly and bashes it against his head repeatedly.

Korrupt: WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY...?!

Korrupt stops and a dark red starts to gush down his face as he breathes in and out uncontrollably.

Korrupt: Why are you making me wait to hurt you...?! Taurus...are you....ohohoooo I get it.

Korrupt wipes some of the blood from his gaze and blinks some. He chuckles, then breaks into a small cackle.

Korrupt: Ooooh, that's your're tryin' to fuck with m'brain. You want me to feel...y-you want me to feel like I need to face you...? Oh, Taurus, you flatter's making me blush--no...that's just blood. Taurus...listen to me well...whenever you do show your face, KNOW...I will be watching...and I waiting for you. And believe me, that sweet embrace I get when I curl my hands around your thick neck...will be the sweetest have done...for ME...!!!

Korrupt: ....From the park you hear the happy sound of a carousel....Mmm, you can almost taste the hot dogs and French fries they sell...Under the boardwalk, down by the sea, yeeeeah...On a blanket with my baby is where I'll beeeee....

The camera slowly swifts away into the darkness as Korrupt continues to sing his song. It goes to static and it then ends.