|WARPED50 Supershow 6/17/12 Chicago Ridge, IL - Frontier Fieldhouse|
History-Making doesn't begin to describe this event. Ironically, it's the only way to describe it. Be there.
Main Event #3 - Singles Match
Main Event #2 - World Championship Singles Match
Main Event #1 - Evolution Championship Cage Match
Tag Team Elimination Match
Singles Grudge Match (FnX Stipulation Just Added!)
Tag Team Showcase
PLUS: Be there that afternoon for a special Meet & Greet with many of the WARPED talents. And, It's WARPED 50. It's a historic show. You never know who might show up or what surprises might take place! Get your tickets now if you've yet to do so!
|WARPED50 Supershow 6/17/12 Chicago Ridge, IL - Frontier Fieldhouse|
Dedicated to Marc/k
WARPED dedicates this show to the memory of Marc/k aka Outkast aka Haystack.
The show opens up as we see a rowdy crowd here in Chicago Ridge, Illinois at the Frontier Park Fieldhouse! Randy Long stands in the middle of the ring ready to announce!
Randy Long: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a sold out Frontier Park Fieldhouse in Chicago Ridge, Illinois from WARPED Wrestling's 50th show!"
The fans pop loudly and a "This Is WARPED!" chant breaks out. Randy Long cracks a smile and lets their chants play out before speaking.
Randy Long: "Tonight, we've got a huge night of the best pro wrestling in the world to bring to you, and we thank you for being here tonight and supporting WARPED over the last two and a half years! Give yourselves a round of applause."
The fans applaud for themselves. Many hold up their signs in support of Starr, SwitchBlade, The Rough Ryder, and lots of John Pariah signs here in his hometown.
Opener - Tag Team Showcase: Windy City Fight Squad vs. Maple Leaf Strike Force
Randy Long: "The opening contest at WARPED 50 is a tag team showcase match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first - being accompanied to the ring by Ashley Lowell and Alex Lightning, they represent the country of Canada.. Andy LeBeau, Lenard Limoux - Maple Leaf Strike Force!"
"Leader of Men" by Nickelback starts blasting though the PA system as Ashley Lovell steps out first in a very tight and very expansive looking dress with a Sasha with “Miss Maple Leaf” she waves to the crowd as behind her comes “Captain Canada” Alex Lightning Waving a Canadian Flag and then he points to the entrance area and out steps Andy LeBeau and then Lenard Limoux. All four of them make their way to the ring as Andy taunts the fans and Lenard pays no attention to them and Alex waves the Canadian Flag in their faces. When they get to the ring Andy hops over the top rope and then holds the ropes open for Ashley and Alex. Lenard goes in between the ropes and they make their way to the center of the ring all hug.
The lights flicker as "Welcome to Chicago" by Kill Hannah hits the PA.
Randy Long: "And their opponents.. being accompanied to the ring by Teagan Matthews from Chicago, Illinois....John Pariah and Jacob Rollins...the WINDY...CITY...FIGHT SQUAADDD!!!"
The fans explode as Pariah steps out onto the ring, wearing red & blue wrestling gear. He's also wearing a black Affliction style PWX t-shirt. He is followed by Jacob Rollins-wearing orange and blue gear. The two head down the ramp, slapping five with fans at ring side before sliding into the ring. Pariah poses on the ropes-yelling "Welcome to Chicago!!" as the crowd cheers loudly. The two pose on the ropes as the music fades out.
The bell sounds as John Pariah and Lenard Limoux circle each other and the crowd starts a slow clap. The claps get faster and these two men lock up in the middle of the ring! They fight for control but it's Limoux that applies the side headlock and the fans boo. He gives them a dirty look and executes a headlock takedown, then shouting out 'how bout that one?!' and they boo still. Limoux brings Pariah to his feet, still holding on the submission, and Pariah elbows him in the gut. Limoux holds on and Pariah forces them both to back into the ropes. Pariah pushes him away but then grabs his trunks and pulls him back into a side headlock of his own as the fans cheer! Pariah then with a headlock takedown. Limoux is able to power up though and he pushes Pariah into the ropes.. he bounces off and goes for a clothesline but Limoux stands his ground! The big man tells him to try it again. Pariah hits the ropes and comes back with another clothesline but Limoux stands his ground again! Limoux tells him to have at it again. The fans chant "One more time!" as Pariah holds up an index finger to see if the fans want him to go again. He starts off toward the ropes but doesn't go far as he hits a back elbow to the jaw of Limoux! The fans cheer as Pariah then hits the ropes and returns only to get destroyed with a shoulder tackle from the big Lenard Limoux that sends him through the ropes and to the floor!
Tony D: "Oh the power of Lenard Limoux!"
At ringside, Ashley waves the Canadian flag and Alex Lightning shouts out encouragement! Andy Lebeau is on the outside now, as he picks up Pariah and rolls him into the ring. Jacob Rollins starts to come that way but stops as LeBeau backs up to his corner area. Limoux brings Pariah to his feet and whips him into the Maple Leaf Strike Force corner. He tags in his partner and LeBeau enters. They shoot Pariah off the ropes, he bounces off.. Limoux drops down and Pariah leaps over and right into a Leaping Leg Lariat from Andy Lebeau! He covers..
LeBeau brings Pariah to his feet and kicks him in the gut, then delivers a right hand, as Pariah stumbles back into the wrong corner once again. LeBeau delivers a knife edge chop to the chest of Pariah as the fans WOOOO! LeBeau tags out to his partner and he enters as the fans continue to boo. Jacob Rollins tells the ref to stop the double teaming! LeBeau leaves the ring as Limoux delivers his own knife edge chop to the chest of Pariah, followed by a second, and a third! The chops echo through the arena!
Tony D: "Those vicious chops to the chest are taking the wind out of John Pariah, especially from Lenard Limoux."
Kris Red: "That guy is a monster, Tony! I'd hate to be John Pariah right now."
"Pariah! Pariah!" chants fill the building now as Limoux delivers another chop to the chest! Limoux says something in French and the fans cannot understand. He takes Pariah away from the corner and puts him up against the ropes. He chops again but Pariah ducks it and starts nailing his own chops to the chest! The fans are going wild for their hometown hero but then Limoux strikes a huge chop to the chest that takes Pariah down! The fans boo as Limoux now puts the boots to Pariah, and tags in his partner. Limoux exits as Andy Lebeau brings Pariah to his feet and delivers a right hand, backing him into the ropes. He puts his arms out, boasting to the crowd, and they boo. Andy LeBeau with an irish whip.. Pariah off the ropes.. roundhouse kick to the face of Pariah! Lebeau drops for the cover..
Andy LeBeau stands up and gets plenty of support from his managers on the outside but none at all from the crowd as they want Pariah and Rollins to come back! LeBeau watches as Pariah crawls toward his corner. LeBeau casually walks around him and blocks the path to a tag, then kicks him in the skull. Rollins tries to swing at LeBeau but barely misses and LeBeau shakes his head at him. LeBeau brings Pariah to his feet and sets him up for a vertical suplex of some sort. He lifts him up into the air and drops him with a Falcon Arrow, keeping him down with the pin!
LeBeau slaps the mat and looks back at his partner who shouts out encouragement in French???
Kris Red: "Lenard Limoux really needs to learn English."
Tony D: "Could you imagine that as a reality show? I'd watch!"
Kris Red: "Lenard Limoux Learns the Language.. this Fall on ABC!"
Andy brings John Pariah to his feet as the fans chant "Andy Sucks! Andy Sucks!" .. he turns to them and tells them to shut up! He then backs Pariah into the ropes for an Irish whip.. (blind tag) - Pariah counters and sends LeBeau into the ropes! He bounces off and Rollins hits a Springboard Flying Forearm to the face! John Pariah then runs to the ropes, leaps onto the second and flips off with a Lionsault onto the downed Andy LeBeau! The crowd is going wild!
Tony D: "Amazing rapid paced double team maneuvers from the Windy City Fight Squad here in the WINDY CITY!!"
Kris Red: "This crowd is on fire!"
Pariah slides out of the ring. Rollins makes the cover on LeBeau.. One..
Jacob Rollins brings Andy LeBeau to his feet and delivers a right hand, backing him into the corner. He then backs up slightly and comes back with a huge chop to the chest!
Kris Red: "Ooho how about a little chop payback!"
Rollins delivers another hard knife edge chop and LeBeau drops to the mat. Rollins smiles as he looks out at the cheering fans in his hometown. He brings LeBeau to his feet and trades places with him, grabbing his head and hopping up onto the turnbuckle. He then pushes off the turnbuckle for a Tornado DDT but Andy LeBeau shoves him away.. but Rollins lands on his feet. LeBeau with a clothesline attempt but Rollins ducks and hits a Dropsault! The fans cheer as LeBeau goes down! Rollins with a cover..
Lenard Limoux breaks it up!
Tony D: "And Lenard Limoux with the kick to the back, breaking up the pin!"
Limoux gets to his corner as Rollins shoots him a look. He brings Andy LeBeau up to his feet and takes him to his team's corner and tags out to John Pariah. He enters and both men back their opponent up against the ropes. Irish whip.. LeBeau hits the ropes and returns to a double clothesline! Pariah covers as Rollins leaves the ring..
Limoux breaks it up again!
Kris Red: "One count!"
On the outside, Rollins drops down to a knee clutching his back.
Tony D: "We heard earlier today on Twitter that Jacob Rollins tweaked his back last night while training. That looks to be bothering him now!"
He quickly gets back out on the apron as John Pariah stands up and gets in his face. Limoux says something in French and Pariah shrugs his shoulders and says "huh?" as the fans laugh. Limoux looks frustrated! Pariah turns around as LeBeau is pushing himself up off of the mat. Pariah approaches and LeBeau delivers a right hand to the gut of Pariah, followed by another, but Pariah clubs him in the back and brings him to his feet, delivering yet another knife edge chop. LeBeau brings his hand up and pokes Pariah in the eyes and the fans erupt in booooooos! Pariah struggles to see as LeBeau backs him into the ropes.. Irish whip - Pariah counters - but LeBeau counters as well and suddenly hits a Half Nelson Suplex!
Tony D: "What impact!"
Pariah gets folded up upon impact and Andy LeBeau pushes himself up off of the mat and leaps, tagging in his partner!
Kris Red: "There's the tag!"
Lenard Limoux gets in the ring and pulls Pariah to his feet.. He sets him up in a Vertical Suplex fashion, lifts him in the air and drops him with that exact move! He then gets up and flips off Rollins, who swings, but Limoux backs up and SPITS on him!
Tony D: "Oh that's disgusting! Limoux just spat on Jacob Rollins!"
Kris Red: "Dirty birdy!"
Lenard goes back into the cover on John Pariah..
Tony D: "Lenard shouldn't had wasted that time there getting in the face of Rollins'."
Limoux brings Pariah to his feet and lifts him on his shoulder. He goes for a slam but Pariah slides out from behind. Limoux turns around as Pariah charges at him in the corner but Limoux moves out of the way and Pariah runs right into a right hand from Andy LeBeau! Limoux then lifts Pariah up and bodyslams him to the mat and tags in Andy LeBeau. Lenard exits and Andy comes in to pick up the scraps as he brings Pariah to a seated position, kicks him in the back, and hits the ropes, bouncing off and coming back with a huge Shining Wizard~! LeBeau flexes, posing on one knee, before making the cover..
Rollins comes in to break it up but Pariah kicks out just in time! The referee tells Rollins to get back to his corner as Rollins argues with the ref. This allows for Lenard to reach in and hold Pariah against the ropes as Andy LeBeau kicks and punches him in the midsection. They release him just in time as Rollins finally realizes he better get out of the ring.
Tony D: "Underhanded tactics there from the Maple Leaf Strike Force, but we have grown to expect it from them."
LeBeau now applies a Sleeper hold on John Pariah in the middle of the ring. LeBeau looks confident as he's trying to make Pariah tap out or pass out right now. Pariah extends his arms for the ropes but they are too far away, and he slowly begins to fade. The fans start clapping for him as he starts dropping to his knees, but he pushes back up and the fans cheer louder! He backs LeBeau into the corner.. unfortunately, it's the MLSF corner and Lemouix tags himself in. Lemouix now kicks Pariah in the gut, then nails a Canadian Backbreaker. He then tags in to Andy LeBeau who enters the ring as Lemouix exits.
Tony D: "Smart tag team wrestling here by the Maple Leaf Strike Force tonight. Keep each other fresh at all times with quick tags."
Andy LeBeau brings Pariah to his feet and delivers a knife edge chop that drops Pariah to the mat. He grabs him by his head and leads him up to his feet, setting him up for a T-Bone Suplex.. and he nails it!
Kris Red: "T-Bone Suplex! It's better than the S-Bone Suplex!"
Jacob Rollins slaps the turnbuckle, trying to get his partner riled up. The fans start cheering as Andy LeBeau mockingly claps his hands together along with the fans. He grabs Pariah by the head in a front facelock and takes him into the corner and Lemouix tags in. He delivers a right hand to the ribs while LeBeau holds him there before he's released. Lemouix brings Pariah to the center fo the ring and puts him between his legs. He lifts him up for a Powerbomb but Pariah slips out in front of Limoux and kicks him in the gut. Pariah then hits the ropes and comes back right into a Discus Punch from Limoux that takes him down! Limoux confidently brings Pariah to his feet and takes him to the corner and tags out.
Tony D: "John Pariah desperately needs to make a tag to Jacob Rollins!"
Kris Red: "Good luck with that!"
LeBeau now paintbrushes the head of Pariah, just toying with him. The fans start clapping and cheering for Pariah as LeBeau brings him to his feet. He calls for Limoux to assist as Limoux gets back into the ring. Double Irish whip.. They both duck down and Pariah bounces off the ropes and kicks LeBeau in the face! Limoux pops up wondering what just happened and Pariah hits a STO Takedown!
Tony D: "STO!"
Pariah gets to his feet as Andy LeBeau goes for a Superkick but Pariah ducks, hits the ropes and returns with a SPEAR! The crowd is going wild!
Kris Red: "Where in the world did all of that come from!?"
Tony D: "John Pariah reached down deep and found a way!"
Pariah now crawls and crawls toward his corner.. Rollins has one hand on the tag rope and the other extended as far as he can.. he hops back and forth on the apron as the fans watch for a tag.. Pariah crawls.. TAG!
Tony D: "Rollins gets tagged in!"
The crowd goes wild as Rollins enters.. LeBeau up and gets taken down with a back elbow! LeBeau gets back up and Rollins hits a Jumping Calf Kick! LeBeau gets back to his feet and Rollins brings him in for a Flatliner, but Lenard Limoux comes from the side and nails him with a punch to the side of the face. They both irish whip him into the corner.. Limoux charges in but Jacob Rollins gets the boot up and nails him in the jaw! LeBeau charges in but Rollins moves out of the way and LeBeau hits chest-first. He stumbles back as Rollins runs past him up the turnbuckle and comes off with Whisper in the Wind that takes both members of the Maple Leaf Strike Force down!
Tony D: "He calls that The Recoil!"
Rollins grabs at his back but fights through it and brings LeBeau to his feet and Superkicks him, but holds him up and ducks under his closest arm.. He wraps his arm around the waist of LeBeau and quickly performs a forward flip while sweeping LeBeau's leg, dropping him on his back in a Cradle Pin (Ranhei)!
Tony D: "Rolling in the Deep Ranhei!"
no!!! Lenard Limoux with the save!
Kris Red: "That looked like it was over there!"
John Pariah comes into the ring now and leaps up at Lenard -
Tony D: "Ghost Bullet Theory!"
- but Lenard holds onto the ropes and Pariah misses the Codebreaker maneuver! Lenard brings him to his feet and hurls him through the ropes down to the floor. He turns to Andy LeBeau and Jacob Rollins now as they start double teaming him in the corner. Double Irish whip .. Rollins leaps onto the turnbuckle and hits a Moonsault, taking both men down!
Tony D: "Impressive athletic ability of Jacob Rollins!"
He now crawls toward his corner, but Pariah isn't there! He continues to crawl and Pariah hops up on the apron just in time and Pariah tags in! He leaps onto the rope and springboards off, taking Lenard Limoux down with a clothesline. He gets to his feet and hits a backhand on LeBeau and then takes him down with a Crippler Crossface! Limoux breaks it up, though, and brings Pariah to his feet. He whips Pariah into the ropes and on the rebound he lifts him up while Andy LeBeau jumps off the second buckle with a rolling heel kick to the face as Lenard takes down Pariah with a SPINEBUSTER!
Tony D: They connect with Northern Glory!!"
Jacob Rollins comes through the ropes and Lenard Limoux charges and leaps, taking both men over the top rope and down to the floor, as Andy LeBeau makes the cover.
Kris Red: "Ova wit!"
The bell sounds and "Leader of Men" hits the PA System. Ashley and Alex enter the ring, waving the Canadian flag!
Randy Long: "Here are your winners - The Maple Leaf Strike Force!"
Lenard slides into the ring and joins his partner and teammates as the fans give off a mixed reaction but still show their respect for the good match put on. Lenard looks to be limping as he joins his partner.
Tony D: "What an amazing match between both teams tonight, Kris!"
Kris Red: "No doubt about that, and this has to give the Maple Leaf Strike Force some momentum going into the Elite Duos!"
John Pariah rolls into the ring now as the fans give him a standing ovation.
Tony D: "The crowd here in Chicago sure do love Pariah!"
Andy LeBeau asks for a mic. His music dies down as Randy Long hands one off through the ropes.
Andy: Damn it! Rollins and Pariah I can not believe I am about to say this but that was one of the best matches of our lives. It is a shame that you are leaving us but we understand why. But if you ever get a chance to do a one night stand here again we want another shot at you two.
Andy And Lenard step forward and shake Rollins and Pariahs hands and then roll out of the ring. The crowd applauds and cheers.
Tony D: "What an amazing show of respect there from Maple Leaf Strike Force. I never thought I'd see that."
The fans in the Frontier Fieldhouse continue to cheer.
"THAT WAS AWESOME! THAT WAS AWESOME! THAT WAS AWESOME!"
Pariah points to Teagan's PWX shirt, as the crowd has a mixed reaction.
Crowd; Please don't go! Please don't go! Please don't go!
Pariah is handed a mic from the ring attendant.
John Pariah: These kids...they're going to go far here in WARPED!
The crowd applaudes as Pariah and Rollins nod at MLSF and they nod in return from the stage before heading through the curtain.
John Pariah: I just want to say thank you all. To every fan here tonight. To the fans in London and Detroit. To the people in the back-making this event happen. Thank you. Thank you PKA, and thank you WARPED for helping me find that fire inside that's been lacking for over a year. Without you, my brothers dreams very well could of died with him.
The crowd cheers, and a small JPO chant starts, as a huge grin goes across Pariah's face.
John Pariah: Tune in, in just a few short days to Versus, for the Season Premiere of PWX Adrenaline...and remember-support Professional Wrestling. It doesn't matter if it's WARPED, if its PWX, or if it's somebody else....just support professional wrestling at its finest. Thank you.
The crowd cheers loudly as "Welcome to Chicago" reprises.
Kris Red: "I understand that he's on his way out, but how professional was that of him to promote his company there, Tony D?"
Pariah grabs his PWX shirt, and walks over to a kid in the front row. He hands it to him-and smiles before heading up the WARPED ramp for the last time.
Tony D: "I'm not sure if anyone signed off on that but it doesn't make much sense to me. Maybe it'll be cut from this DVD! Regardless, there he goes. John Pariah, on his way out after only three matches in WARPED."
Rollins and Teagan dissapear behind the curtain, as the crowd continues on a loud "John Pariah" chant. The chant dies down, and turns into a "Please Come Back" chant. Pariah smiles-looking into the camera saying "anytime." when suddenly he gets attacked by John Ojeda. He continues the assault, throwing Pariah into the guardrail a few times, before grabbing his PWX World Championship belt-and shoving it in Pariah's face.
Ojeda: You're nothing John. Worthless!!!
Security comes, and Ojeda hops the railing, walking out the front door of the Frontier Fieldhouse. Rollins, Teagan, and WARPED officials come out to check on Pariah as we fade out.
The scene fades backstage where we see PKA watching a monitor in his office. He still wears his business attire but looks to be taking it off in preparation for his upcoming match.
PKA: "That little fuck. Who the hell said he could mention his company? God damnit.."
Suddenly his personal assistant, Deja, comes into camera. She rubs his shoulders and PKA calms.
Deja: "You seem stressed.. perhaps I can help you with that problem? Maybe help you change..?"
PKA sighs and shakes his head.
PKA: "Get out. Not now."
She continues running her hands over his shoulders and chest from behind.
Deja: "But I just want to make you fee-"
She scowls and takes her hands off of him. She walks in front of him and gives him a pissed off look, then heads out of the room. PKA starts unbuttoning his blue dress shirt as the scene fades.
A chalk board filled with many different math equations is shown with a pale bloody hand furiously writing more at an unnatural speed. Distorted frames of many historical images and ghostly figures from the 1800s are quickly flashed in the visual as eerie guitar chords are being struck throughout the arena. A low demonic voice echoes as the disturbing shot continues...
" ..You've destroyed what I've built. .....You search for answers to no avail. T. The 20th letter..."
Illuminati like images appear faintly on the chalk board as the pale bloody hand continues to write at a speed not humanly possible.
"C. The 3rd letter."
Horrifying screams can be heard in surround sound as the chalk board itself becomes covered in blood.
"...J. The 10th letter..."
" 20 X 3 - J = 50 " Begins to scramble into another form of the same equation. After a couple moments the answer is revealed..
" T X C - 10 = WARPED 50 "
The red outlined crown logo suddenly appears on the WARPED entrance monitor. A slow heartbeat can be heard throughout the arena sound system.
Kris Red : " Tony Look! It's really happening again! I thought this was just a rumor!"
Tony D: "Some in our company have had a long history with this man if it is indeed who I believe it is..including us Kris!"
The lights in the arena shut off completely. The crowd begin to chatter as they wonder what’s going on. The Low ominous strings of unknown music can be heard. A sample of a man seemly giving a speech to thousands begins.
”...And the prophecy read! That one day, like the phoenix arose from the ashes…That a boy would be born onto a family in the slums…this boy would go own to use the knowledge he gained…while fighting for survival in the streets…to become a great leader…and in time that boy would grow to become………KING! ”
The familiar bass-line to "King Back" by T.I. drops and the live crowd goes insane. Bright white lights engulf the entrance as Taurus Capone shoots out onto the stage flashing his signature smile.
Kris Red : "IT'S HIM TONY! IT'S TAURUS CAPONE AT WARPED 50! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!"
Tony D: "Indeed it is Kris! The man that was proclaimed King of Headstrong Wrestling is now coming down the ramp of WARPED Wrestling! We haven't seen him in at least four years!"
Kris Red : "HE'S COME TO RULE WITH AN IRON FIST TONY!"
Taurus slowly makes his way down the entrance ramp with his signature swagger as his triumphant theme blast. His eyes are hidden behind his dark ray bans as he seemingly glares off into the crowd.A colorful crown medallion sways against his bright red shirt. In white lettering, the phrase "With An Iron Fist" in barley hidden by his black Members Only jacket.Taurus stops and stands beside and young fan in the front holding up a HTC. He takes the device and begins to record himself mouthing off into the camera as the fans behind him go crazy.
Kris Red: "This people are going crazy!"
Tony D: "They obviously haven't forgotten Capone!.."
Taurus continues his slow walk down the ramp, taking in every second of the Pandemonium. In a swift motion he rolls in under the bottom ring rope and jumps to his feet. Camera flashes fill the venue as Taurus hops the top turnbuckle with both arms raised mouthing to the crowd.
Kris Red: "It's like he's already won a match Tony! Just like old times!"
Tony D: "I just hope you don't begin to kiss his feet like old time Kris.."
Kris Red "Maybe he'll come give you a chair shot like old times.."
Tony D: :Watch it..."
Taurus jumps down as his music begins to fade. The Taurus chants however do not...
Taurus looks around seemingly surprised as he pulls his own custom red and black microphone from his back pocket.
Kris Red: "He talks with class!"
He flashes another smile as he raises his shades above his eyes and props them over his hairline. Even though the crowd showing no signs of planning to stop chanting Taurus beings to speak.
Taurus: "...What do I say after a four year hiatus from this feeling? Who would have ever thought King would return in front of a live crowd in WARPED Wrestling? If you've followed my career you know I only do big things! If it's small money it aint me!....AND RIGHT NOW IT DOESN'T GET ANY BIGGER THEN WARPED 50!!"
The audience cheers once again.
Taurus: "..The fans of Headstrong Wrestling made me a star. A household name. A Global Phenomenon. A King that rules with an iron fist. ...So it's only right that Warped Wrestling caries on that tradition!"
Kris Red "Does that mean he's here to stay!?"
Taurus: "See, what better way to kick off a new era then with someone with the power to flip A whole organization inside out? I'm A man that has everything this establishment is about right in the palm of my hand....and in my face....and my teeth....Ladies & Gentlemen I have everything this business needs right here in my heaven like pectoral muscles.."
Tony D: "...Welp. Here he goes..."
Taurus: "Yes while these nipples are baby Jesus great we ALL know that's not all I have to offer! See the very principals and legendary moments in which icons are made of are right here in my finger tips!...The power in my finger tips is like Zeus and Chuck Norris! .....I'm great like John F. Kennedy, The women with the fifteen herbs and spices from the subliminally racist Popeye's commercials & Justin Beiber's hair..."
Taurus mouths "It's True" as The crowd begin to chant for Justin Beiber's hair.
Kris Red: "Beiber's hair is great Tony..."
Taurus: " Tonight alone within a few short minutes I've changed the landscape of Warped Wrestling. Nothing says ratings like a ridiculous build up to the debut of a past superstar that involves embarrassingly bad & pointless horror film vignettes. Yea....Nothing screams epic comeback like a horrible math equations foreshadowing my return..."
Tony D: "Was it that bad?..."
Taurus: "I did it to prove a point...But all in all...The Movement is back! Perfection's Nightmare in the flesh! And just like every other time I've returned in the past I'm here for a greater purpose..."
Tony D "Looks like Taurus is finally gonna tell us what this is all about."
Taurus "You see...I once single handedly stopped recession. When the organization was in a decline I blew life back into it (Pause).!..."
Kris Red "Yes I remember that Tony!"
Tony D "...You do?"
Taurus " Yes...My beautiful wife Dion blows life into me which gave me the strength to blow the back out of that establishment!"
Kris Red "..That Dion is an angel from above."
The crowd begin laughing.
Taurus: "I was at the point of eruption.....I had a bone to pick!..and my bone had never been that big before...It wasn't long before my creative juices blew all over the entire company!"
Kris Red has his head down laughing at the commentary table.
Taurus: "..My love for that place ran deep. I mean,....I was really in it for the long stroke people."
Tony D: " ...I use to fear Taurus would get us kicked off the air. Thank God we don't have to worry about that now."
Taurus begins to smirk as he continues his speech
Taurus: "But that's not here or there.......I'll get down to business. You see ,I'm here to do what I do best. ....I'm here to shake the foundation! I'm here to make sure management can't sleep at night. I'm here to bring you a higher level of entertainment that you've been missing! I'm tired of watching the same tired wrestling promotions....I'm tired of the bland irrelevant excuses for talent....."
Kris Red: "He's not holding back any punches!"
Taurus turns directly to the camera.
Taurus: "..MOST OF ALL I'M TIRED OF THE OVERUSED, PLAYED OUT, EMO GOTHIC CHAMPION GIMMICKS!"
The crowd erupts.
Kris Red: "....Ummmmm."
Tony D: "Not sure what to make of it..."
Taurus: "...I hate to name drop the create-a-wrestler defaults but I would think that after your global company almost went bankrupt while your world champion was a pale face emo loser named Deszaras you'd think twice before making the poster boy of your up and coming promotion a cheap knock off..."
Tony D: "Strong and surprising words from the returning Taurus Capone here tonight.."
Taurus: "..Mark my words. Before all this is said and done I'll..."
Taurus stops mid sentence as his eyes scan the audience. He cracks and smile before continuing.
Taurus: "Actually...I've always been able to show you better then I can tell you.."
Taurus drops his custom mic to the mat with and thud and heads out of the ring. His theme begins to play and he slowly heads back up the ramp. With a slight smirk he slides his shades back over his eyes as the fans continue to buzz.
Kris Red: "What does Capone have up his sleeve!?"
Tony D: "Well ladies and gentlemen the ever controversial Taurus Capone has come to Warped Wrestling....I'm not sure what his true attentions are but I don't think it'll be too long before we all find out."
Taurus plays to the crowd as he makes his way back up the ramp.
|FnX Rules Match - Leon Stone vs. Anton Chase
Back to the ring area for our next match!
Randy Long: "The following grudge match is to be contested under FnX Rules, and Chelsea Stone will be in the corner of Anton Chase! Introducing first - from Dayton, Ohio, weighing in at 230 pounds - Leon Stone!"
The fans boo as "Seize The Day" by Avenged Sevenfold hits the PA System. Leon Stone walks down the ramp, Leon is wearing a just a pair of loose fitting basketball shorts. Leon slides into the ring as his music dies down.
Randy Long: "And his opponent, being accompanied by Chelsea Stone, from Los Angeles California, weighing in at 210 pounds - he is the number one contender to the Evolution Title - Anton Chase!"
As Faint By Linkin Park blasts over the pa system, white smoke fills the entrance way as a person is seen behind the white smoke, as the person steps forward in front of the white smoke Anton Chase makes his way down the ramp way, with a cocky smile on his face and his arms out at the side, he climbs in the ring and climbs the second ropes and puts one hand up in the air. The cameras then show Chelsea Stone walking out from behind the curtain.
Kris Red: "So much for Chelsea accompanying Anton to the ring."
Chelsea enters the ring after both Anton and brother entered the ring. Both men stand on either side of the ring. She grabs a microphone.
Chelsea:” Hey every one, to be honest it seems the two men in this conflict have been getting to tell you their side of the story but I haven’t and ladies I don’t think that’s fair. “
The females in the crowd go crazy.
Chelsea: “ Ladies, yes my brother beat me, yes he is a pig, he doesn’t clean up after himself, he brings women over at late hours, and he is insecure, but I love him and I want him back In my life.”
The crowd gasps
Chelsea: “ No matter what happens in this match tonight I will be moving back to Ohio with my mom, yea I like Anton he is a cool guy but not my type, I like down to earth men and he is not that, not at all. So from here on out I will no longer be living with Leon Stone, but I will still be his manager, somehow Anton talked the people in Warped into giving me a pay check from here on out, it’s not much, but it’s enough to get by in Ohio.”
The crowd cheers again.
Chelsea: “ So I just wanna say I love you Leon, but this is the final announcement I’m moving to Ohio, you will still see me at your matches I’m obligated to be your manager to get my pay check, but I can stay in that house with you, it’s not safe yet, and I need to be safe. Anton this is the last time we will talk, I like you but I need someone I stuff in common with and that’s not you. Good bye. Good luck you to. Tear down the house.”
She climbs out of the ring and goes to ringside, keeping an eye.
Tony D: "Well, that was unexpected......."
Chelsea watches from ringside. Leon immediately confronts Anton Chase in the middle of the ring and the two share words. It's not long after that Leon Stone throws the first punch! The bell sounds, and Anton Chase fires back with a right hand of his own.
Tony D: "These two hate each other, especially after recent events leading to Leon's own sister being in the corner of Anton Chase tonight!"
Kris Red: "Well Hell, Tony D. Ya beat up your defenseless sister and if anything she's gonna stop hanging out with you! Or that's what any sane person would think. Chelsea just .. did she really just say she's going to still manage Leon? I'm so lost."
These two continue to trade punches and Anton Chase gains control as he whips Leon Stone into the ropes, Stone bounces off and Chase ducks down hitting a back body drop on Chase!
Tony D: "BIG back body drop from Anton Chase!"
Leon escapes to the corner but Anton is right back on him with kicks to the midsection. Irish whip from Chase.. Stone hits the opposing turnbuckle and stumbles out of the corner and right into a clothesline from Anton Chase! Chase now quickly gets on top of Leon Stone and starts hammering away with right hand shots. Chase gets off of Stone and brings him to his feet and delivers a right hand to the face, followed by a belly to back suplex near the ropes. Chase gets out on the apron and slingshots in with a senton splash! He lays over Leon Stone's body..
Tony D: "Just a one count for Anton Chase."
Anton says "come on, ref!" as he brings Stone to a seated position and applies a chinlock.
Kris Red: "Anton Chase not happy with the one count there but maybe if he would've hooked the leg he would've got more than that!"
Stone is able to bring himself to a standing position to the distain of Anton Chase. Stone elbows Chase in the midsection.. Irish whip, Chsae counters.. Stone is sent in the corner and stumbles out and right into Anton Chase who wraps his arms around the waist of Stone and snaps off with an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex! Chase rolls out of the ring now and reaches under the ring apron.
Tony D: "Rather than go for the pin there it looks like Anton Chase has some FnX thoughts on the brain."
Chase pulls a ladder out from under the ring! He places it under the bottom rope and reaches under the apron again and pulls out another ladder! He puts that into the ring and slides in, lifting up the ladder.
Tony D: "A couple of ladders have entered the mix!"
Chase then brings the ladder down on the back of Leon Stone!
Kris Red: "Anton Chase is well known for his secret love for ladder matches. In fact if you asked him he'd tell ya they're his specialty!"
Tony D: "And look at that use of a ladder! Ouch."
Chase now takes the ladder and leans it up against the corner. Stone starts to get to his feet and Chase kicks him in the skull. Chase picks up the second ladder and sets it up against the opposite corner. He points to Chelsea and says 'this is for you' as he brings Leon Stone to his feet and irish whips him face-first into the ladder! He drops to a knee, nearly collapsing, but Anton Chase brings him up and whips him to the other ladder and he crashes into it!
Tony D: "Anton Chase sends Leon Stone into that steel ladder!"
Kris Red: "And he pointed to Chelsea too right before it. He's getting some payback for the way her brother treated her."
Anton Chase backs up in front of the first ladder and watches as Leon Stone gets to his feet. The fans cheer for Anton Chase as Stone charges at Anton Chase, who leaps up and wraps his legs around the neck of Stone and Hurricanrana's him right into the ladder!
Tony D: "That was incredible!"
The fans cheer as Anton Chase looks down at the hurting Leon Stone, who's clutching his back in pain. Chase grabs the ladder and tosses it out of the ring.. He then grabs the other ladder and lays it on top of the second ropes in the corner. He pulls Leon Stone to his feet and slaps him across the face. Chase climbs up onto the ladder and Leon Stone clips the leg of Chase, crotching him in the ladder!
Tony D: "Oooh! Not a good landing!"
Kris Red: "Not at all, and his leg is stuck there in the ladder."
The fans boo and Chelsea covers her mouth as she's now concerned. Anton Chase is doubled over, grabbing at his groin area, and Leon Stone charges in with a dropkick to the head! Stone gets up, clutching his ribcage, and pulls Anton Chase away from the ladder, down to the mat. Chase drops to the mat, grabbing his groin, and Stone grabs his feet and catapults him face-first into the ladder! Stone with a cover now..
Tony D: "Impressive thinking there on Leon Stone's part using that ladder to his advantage."
Kris Red: "Not to mention the quick pin attempt."
Stone lays on the mat, clutching his midsection, still feeling the effects of the ladder thus far in this match.
Tony D: "This match is falls count anywhere and anything goes, but it's yet to really spill out of the ring."
Stone brings Chase to his feet and delivers a right hand, and the former Evolution Champion drops to the mat. Leon smiles at Chelsea as she shakes her head and tells him to stop. Leon shakes his head and finger at her before placing the ladder against the corner. He then brings Anton Chase to his feet and delivers a Spinning Back Fist, and Chase drops to one knee. Leon lifts him up on his shoulder and charges at the ladder, powerslamming him into it!
Tony D: "Oh my goodness! That ladder just got destroyed!"
The ladder bends in half and Anton Chase falls to the mat, clutching his back. Leon makes the cover..
Stone sits up, hands on his hips, as he looks out at Chelsea. He gets up, still favoring his midsection. Stone grabs the bent up ladder and places it in the middle of the ring.
Kris Red: "That ladder has been mangled."
Stone rolls Chase on top of the ladder and climbs the turnbuckle. The fans get on their feet as Leon Stone steadies himself up top.
Tony D: "Leon Stone has something in mind here. We don't see him go to the top very often."
Stone comes off the top with a leg drop but Anton Chase rolls out of the way and Stone's leg hits the ladder!
Kris Red: "Anton Chase just lucked out, but Leon Stone just fucked up!"
Stone rolls out of the ring, clutching his leg and hobbling in pain. He grabs the ring apron, trying to hold himself up, while Anton Chase slowly gets to his feet. Stone picks up the ladder that Chase had disposed of earlier, and starts to push it into the ring when Chase baseball slides it into his face! Stone drops the ladder and suddenly Anton Chase comes flying over the top rope with a somersault senton down onto Stone! Both men are down as the referee slides out of the ring incase there's a pin to be counted.
Tony D: "And the daredevil assault from Anton Chase pays off!"
Chelsea Stone comes over to check on the carnage that is these two pro wrestlers. She kneels down next to Anton Chase as the referee then advises her to stay back. Chase slowly gets to his feet, grabbing at his back. He pulls Stone up by his hair and slams his head off of the barricade! Stone stumbles back into the ring apron and Anton Chase follows, but Stone fires away with a knife edge chop, followed by an irish whip into the barricade! Chase hits back-first.
Tony D: "And just like that Leon Stone finds a way to come back!"
Stone delivers a hard chop to the chest of Chase, followed by another. He then backs up a few steps, runs and dropkicks Chase right in the face, sending him over the barricade! The fans move out of the way as Leon Stone steps over the barricade and brings Anton Chase to his feet. He delivers a right hand and Chase stumbles back into the fans. Stone walks over to his sister who looks concerned for Anton Chase. She takes a couple steps back from Leon. He tells her "watch this. he's gonna pay for ever getting close to you" and she shakes her head and tells him to stop!
Tony D: "I honestly don't understand the brother-sister relationship between the Stones."
Kris Red: "Leon is way too protective over her. It's almost like a Katie Lee and Paul Burchill thing going on. Creepy."
Stone grabs Chase by the head and leads him through the crowd as Chelsea follows, telling Leon to stop it.
Kris Red: "Chelsea shouldn't be going with them."
Leon Stone takes Anton Chase to the wall at the back of the building. He clears the fans out of the way and kicks a chair over. Stone sets Chase up for the Crucifix Powerbomb!
Tony D: "This isn't good! He's setting up for The MileStone and that floor isn't padded at all where they are!"
Stone lifts him up in a crucifix and Chelsea grabs Chase's legs and pulls him down. Leon turns around and gets in Chelsea's face, telling her to step back. "Need I remind you that you just told these people that you're with ME not HIM?" and she tells him to please just stop! Anton Chase then brings the steel chair over the back of Leon and he bumps into his sister, pushing her down!
Tony D: "Oh no!"
Chase runs over and kneels down by Chelsea, checking on her. The referee comes over as well to tend to her. Chase looks pissed. He turns back to Stone and pulls him to his feet. He brings him between his legs, setting up for the Chaos Theory(Styles Clash).
Kris Red: "Again, this isn't safe!"
Chase lifts him up and drops him on his face!
Tony D: "Chase hits the Chaos Theory on that floor!!!"
"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" chants the fans as Anton Chase runs back to check on Chelsea who is still down. Chase turns back to Stone and covers.. but then immediately stops.
Tony D: "What's he doing?!"
Chase runs back toward the ring and hops over the barricade. He grabs a ladder and takes it back over the barricade with him.
Kris Red: "Ladder!"
Stone slowly starts up to his feet and Chase charges in and cracks him in the skull with the ladder! Stone drops to the floor and Anton Chase sets the ladder up. Chase now grabs a table that's set up aside another table and pulls it around so it's in front of the other table. He slams Stone's head off of the table and rolls him on top.
Tony D: "Evil intentions on the mind of Anton Chase now."
He climbs the ladder rung by rung as the fans get out their smartphones and cameras to take pictures. Tony D: "That's got to be at least a 10 foot high ladder!"
Chase gets to the top and balances himself on the top two rungs, one foot on both sides.
"Stop!" is screamed from the mouth of Chelsea, and Anton Chase looks down. Chelsea comes up to the ladder, clearly banged up, but starts pleading with Anton Chase to just stop all of this.
Kris Red: "I am so damn confused! She doesn't want either of these guys to fight?!"
Chelsea puts her hands together, praying for Chase to stop. Chase tells her to step back!
Tony D: "Wait a sec!"
Leon Stone is up and Chase doesn't know! Stone, with blood trickling from his forehead, swings the chair and hits the very lower back of Chase. Stone now climbs the ladder as the fans boo. Stone hooks Chase up in a Crucifix and smiles, looking down at Chelsea. He then tosses Anton Chase off the top of the ladder with a Crucifix Powerbomb through the two ladders!!
"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"
Tony D: "Leon Stone with the MileStone from ten feet up, off the ladder through those two tables!"
Leon Stone takes a few steps down and hops off of the ladder. He confidently struts to Anton Chase amongst the rubble and covers him..
The bell sounds.
Randy Long: "The winner of the match - Leon Stone!"
"Seize The Day" hits the PA System as Leon Stone stands up. The bloodied Leon Stone puts his arms in the air as the fans boo.
Tony D: "Was that their plan all along? Or was that an accident on Chelsea's part?"
Kris Red: "I am still so confused."
Leon looks over at Chelsea who crosses her arms. Leon points to his side and Chelsea comes joins him. He points to his arm and she hesitates, but then raises it in the air. He smiles widely as the fans continue to boo.
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|Tag Team Elimination Match - Robb Daniels & Mr. Rottentreats vs. Drug Money Inc.
Randy Long: "The following contest is an Elimination Tag Team Match! Introducing first, from Knoxville, Tennesse, weighing in at 235 pounds - Robb Daniels!"
"Never Too Late" by Three Days Grace begins to play throughout the arena.
*This world will never be what I expected
Two large blue bursts of smoke explode into the atmosphere of the arena.
*Even if I say it'll be alright
As the fog settles to the floor the “Innovator of Wrestling" Robb Daniels appears out from behind the black curtain followed by Lauren Parker and manager Bret Hamilton.
*No one will ever see this side reflected
The fans with mixed reactions cheer and chant his name as the stairs step through the ropes. Daniels climbs on the middle turnbuckle of the corner facing the crowd and camera with arms in the air. The music comes to an end.
Randy Long: "And his tag team partner.. From The Carnival Grounds, weighing in at 200 pounds - please welcome the return of MISTER ROTTENTREATS!"
A voice announces "We've got Fun Houses, Murder Go Round's, House of Horrors and Wax Museum's, Tunnels of Love, Terror Wheel's, House of Mirror's and Killing Fields". The sound of an old time record is heard skipping followed by In Yo Face by Insane Clown Posse bursting it’s way onto the house PA. A small section of painted faces in the crowd sits down except for one with orange dreads and a custom white hockey jersey with an orange hatchet man on the front. The name on the back reading Rottentreats and the number 17.
Cast across his shoulder is his orange and white "Bag of treats" the crew of Juggalos follow him to the guard rail singing along with his entrance music much to the disdain of other WARPED fans. He straddles the guard rail and reaches into his "bag of treats" and pulls out two cans of Faygo Redpop, he hits his forehead with them before popping both open and taking swigs then throwing them out into the crowd. Then he reaches into his bag of treats and pulls out a 2 liter of Diet Root beer Faygo, shakes it up until the top pops off and he sprays the Juggalos and other members of the crowd in the general vicinity before throwing the bottle into the crowd.
He jumps off the guard rail and rolls into the ring and stands taking off a off his Faygo soaked hatchet man jersey and throwing it into the crowd, and shaking the Faygo out of his dreads as the song ends and he awaits his opponent pulling on the top rope in his corner..
Randy Long: "And their opponents.. At a combined weight of 340 pounds. Blake "The Snake" Blomberg, Villano VI - Drug Money Inc!"
"Snakeman's Dance" plays as Blake Blomberg and Villano VI step through the curtain. Blake waves to the crowd and slaps the fans hands, though he doesn't appear too happy to be there. His partner shows no emotion and ignores the crowd. They walk down to the ring and get ready to compete.
Tony D: "Well its great to see Mr. Rottentreats back in WARPED!"
Kris Red: "Sure is. This guy is insane for those of you who've never seen him. Robb Daniels doesn't look too happy to be teaming with him."
Tony D: "Well we all saw what he had to say on WARPEDWrestling.com this past week.. He continues to say that he belongs in the main event and its clear that he's unhappy."
The bell sounds as Mr. Rottentreats is going to start the match for his team, while Villano VI will start for his.
"RottenTreats! RottenTreats!" chants fill the building.
Tony D: "I don't recall the fans being so behind Rottentreats when he was here last time, but apparently time makes the heart grow fonder."
The two men go to lock up but Treats quickly pokes Villano in the eyes! Treats spins him around and rakes his back! This causes the fans to turn on Rottentreats in an instant. He smirks and kicks Villano in the stomach and backs him up against the corner. He applies a cravate and twists the head of Villano, as the referee tells him to get it out of the corner. Treats obeys and flips him over in a Snapmare takedown. Treats continues to apply the cravate on the floor, twisting the head. He then brings his fingers around and gouges out the eyes of Villano! The fans boo and the ref starts a 5 count.. 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. Treats steps up, hands in the air..
Tony D: "Well, there are the typical actions from Mr Rottentreats that we remember."
Kris Red: "It didn't take this crowd long to turn on him, either."
Rottentreats looks back at Daniels and points to Villano.. "see that?" and Robb doesn't look impressed. Treats then spits at Blomberg in the corner and he attempts to get in but the referee goes in to stop him! Rottentreats now puts the boots to Villano and drops down and wraps his hands around his throat! Villano VI kicks and kicks and the referee turns back around and starts a 5 count 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. Treats gets up off of him and says "sorry..."
Tony D: "I'm not so sure he meant that sorry."
Kris Red: "Clearly."
Mr. Rottentreats brings Villano VI to his feet and tags in Daniels who enters in reluctantly. Treats get on the outside as Daniels whips Villano VI to the ropes.. he bounces off and hits a crossbody! Daniels snaps back up to his feet and Villano comes at him with an armdrag!
Tony D: "Villano VI with an armdrag!"
Both men up.. another armdrag from Villano VI! He then locks in a headlock on the mat and brings Robb Daniels to his feet and takes him to his corner and tags out to Blake Blomberg. He slingshots over the ropes and drops an elbow on the back of Daniels. Villano gets to the outside.
Kris Red: "Here comes the smaller of the team, Blake Blomberg. He's creepy as hell looking."
Blomberg leaps over the ropes to the apron, then slingshots over again with a bulldog! He covers..
Blomberg brings Daniels to his feet and delivers repeated right hands. He backs him into the ropes.. Irish whip.. Daniels off the ropes and Blomberg backs into the ropes but gets hit in the back of the head from Mr. Rottentreats. He turns around to Treats and swings but Treats ducks. Daniels then spins him around and whips him into the ropes. Clothesline from Daniels - but Blomberg ducks it and runs right into another right hand from Treats! He stumbles back to a Russian Legsweep from Daniels! Robb gets to his feet and tells Mr. Rottentreats he doesn't need his help!
Tony D: "Plenty of dissention in the team of Mr. Rottentreats and Robb Daniels."
Daniels brings Blomberg to his feet and backs him into the ropes.. Irish whip.. Blomberg off the ropes and Daniels hits a huge clothesline! He then backs up and Mr. Rottentreats tags himself in and says he's got this. Daniels isn't happy at the blind tag as he slowly steps through the ropes. Treats brings Blake Blomberg to his feet. He paintbrushes the head of Blomberg a few times and pushes him back into the ropes. Irish whip from the painted-faced Treats.. Blomberg off the ropes.. Treats with a clothesline.. Blomberg ducks under and bounces off the ropes and Treats spins around and lifts Blomberg up in a Fireman Carry! He then starts rotating over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over, spinning around and around and around and around and around..
Tony D: "Airplane Spin! He's winding him up!"
And around.. around and around and around and around and around until he finally drops him and Treats stumbles toward the ropes, bounces off and falls on his face. He pushes himself up and stumbles into a school boy rollup from Blomberg!
Tony D: "That was close!"
Mr. Rottentreats is first up to his feet as he kicks Blomberg in the gut. He grabs his head in a cravate and flips him over with a slam to the mat! Treats covers..
Villano runs in with a kick to the back of his head! He quickly goes back to the corner and Treats tells him to stay back! Robb Daniels could care less. Mr. Rottentreats brings Blake Blomberg up.. Irish whip.. Blomberg hits the ropes and comes back with a headscissors takedown! Both men get to their feet and kicks his opponent in the gut, lifts him up in a suplex and drops him with a gutbuster!
Tony D: "Blake Blomberg coming back!"
Blomberg with an irish whip.. Treats off the ropes.. Blomberg leaps up and Treats catches him on his shoulders He starts spinning with an Airplane Spin again but Blomberg slips out and runs to the ropes, bounces off and both men impact with a clothesline that take them both down!
Kris Red: "Dual clothesline and a double down for both men!"
Tony D: "Mr. Rottentreats and Blake Blomberg need to both make a tag."
They start crawling toward their respective corners now as the fans clap clap clap.. Tag to Daniels! Tag to Villano VI!
Tony D: "Fresh men are in!"
Villano VI springboards off the top rope with a hurricanrana on Robb Daniels! Villano snaps back up and Daniels gets to his feet and Villano VI dropkicks him! Daniels slips through the ropes down to the floor and Villano starts clapping, getting the fans riled up, as he has something in mind. Mr. Rottentreats is on the outside checking on his partner.. Villano VI hits the ropes, bounces off and charges toward them and leaps onto the top rope, springboarding off with a somersault, but Daniels pulls Treats in front of him and Villano VI takes Mr. Rottentreats down!
Kris Red: "Springboard Somersault to Mr. Rottentreats!!"
The fans are on their feet cheering as Villano VI gets to his feet. Robb Daniels now comes from behind, grabs him and hurls him back-first into the steel steps! The fans boo as Daniels brings him up and slams his face off of the steps. He rolls Villano into the ring and slides in. Daniels looks up just as Blake Blomberg leaps off the top turnbuckle, but Daniels catches him on his shoulders and drops him with a Death Valley Driver!
Tony D: "Robb Daniels thought quickly there and dropped him with the DVD!"
He covers Blomberg but the referee says he isn't the legal man! Villano VI pulls Daniels off of him and sets him up for the Omega Driver, bringing him a belly to back position, and lifts him up but Daniels flips out! He then spins him around, puts him between his legs and leaps, hitting the Flipping Piledriver!!
Tony D: "Daniels Bomb!!!!"
The crowd erupts at the huge move! He covers..
Mr. Rottentreats cuts off Blake Blomberg from breaking up the pin with a Springboard Shoulder Tackle!
Tony D: "Villano VI is eliminated!"
Mr. Rottentreats tells Daniels to cover Blomberg!!! Daniels covers..
Mr. Rottentreats gets out on the apron and turns his back to the ring, reaching in his tights. Robb Daniels brings Blake Blomberg to his feet and puts him between his legs, setting up for the Flip Piledriver.
Tony D: "Another Daniels bomb upcoming!"
Suddenly some commotion is made off camera as the referee quickly slides out of the ring and the cameras show a skinny man, dressed in all black and ICP face paint. He's jumped over the barricade and the referee is there to stop him. Lauren Parker and Bret Hamilton are also there to stop the fan from going any further.
Tony D: "A fan trying to get involved.. ya can't do that!"
Daniels has pushed Blomberg down as Blomberg is backed far away now, with Daniels keeping an eye on what's going on at ringside.
Kris Red: "This is sad. Fans, know your place."
Mr. Rottentreats gets in the ring and hands something to Robb Daniels.
Tony D: "What's he got there?"
Treats hands over flash paper and a flint to Daniels and tells him to use it on Blomberg. Daniels turns his back as Mr. Rottentreats goes back to Blomberg and brings him to his feet, delivering right hand after right hand.
Kris Red: "Is that what I think it is?"
Treats holds Blomberg for Daniels, who seems to be having trouble lighting the paper. He wipes his hand on his leg, trying to dry it off. Treats shoults COME ON! Daniels looks back and says his hands are too sweaty! Daniels tries and tries as Treats holds Blomberg. He finally lets him go and comes over to Daniels who spins around and the fireball goes in the face of Mr. Rottentreats!
Kris Red: "Holy shit!"
Mr. Rottentreats drops to the floor rolling around slapping at his face and Robb Daniels' jaw drops! Treats rolls to the outside of the ring and Robb Daniels looks over the ropes. With the fan taken away, the referee slides into the ring, unfamiliar with what's gone down. Blake rolls Daniels up in a school boy!
Tony D: "Daniels got eliminated!!"
Kris Red: "What!"
Robb Daniels gets to his feet and tells the referee that he CHEATED!!! The referee tells him it was a threecount and he's out! Daniels is pissed. He kicks Blomberg in the gut and hits the flip piledriver!! The referee tells him to get the hell out of the ring right now! Daniels backs up and heads through the ropes.
Tony D: "What a cheap shot from Robb Daniels! What a sore loser!"
He looks down at Mr. Rottentreats and brings him up. Treats is grabbing at his face and clearly in tons of pain, but Daniels pushes him into the ring and he rolls an arm over Blomberg. The referee isn't sure what to do.. he decides to drop down and count..
Kris Red: "Treats and Daniels win it!"
The bell sounds. The referee immediately realizes something is wrong with Mr. Rottentreats and puts the X sign above his head, calling for help from the back.
Randy Long: "Here are your winners - Robb Daniels & Mr. Rottentreats!"
Villano VI pulls his partner out of the ring and the two hang out at ringside. Robb Daniels, Bret Hamilton and Lauren Parker slide into the ring, Daniels with a steel chair in hand. The three force the referee to stay back! Paramedics rush down, one with a stretcher, and they guard the ring from any help. Hamilton lifts Mr. Rottentreats up, and all of his face paint has seemingly been removed by the flame and his face is covered in a black tint. Daniels now swings the chair and cracks him over the skull! Treats drops down and Daniels tells Hamilton to lift him back up.
Tony D: "What the hell is going on?!"
Villano VI now slides into the ring and Daniels drives the chair into his gut, and he doubles over. Daniels brings the chair down on his back and he drops to the mat. Blomberg slides in and tackles Robb Daniels, but Bret Hamilton pulls him off. Daniels gets himself up and dusts himself off. He grabs the chair from the mat and tells Hamilton to chuck him. Bret tosses Blomberg over the top rope. They all turn their attention back to Treats. Bret Hamilton brings him up as Daniels puts the chair in position on the mat. He gets fed Treats, and Daniels hits the Flip Piledriver onto the chair!!! The fans erupt in continuous boos as Robb Daniels gets to his feet. Him, Bret Hamilton, and Lauren Parker all stand tall with their arms in the air. They slowly head out of the ring and down the steps single file as paramedics and referees slide into the ring to tend to Mr. Rottentreats.
Tony D: "This was uncalled for entirely."
Kris Red: "No doubt about it, but it's clear that Robb Daniels does NOT want to be in a tag team with anyone, especially Mr. Rottentreats."
Tony D: "And to think, it all started when a fan, seemingly one of Mr. Rottentreats' fans, jumped the guardrail. Treats took that opportunity to give Robb Daniels the flash paper and have him light it and throw it into Blake Blomberg's face, but it backfired bigtime because of the perspiration on his hands and Treats took the fireball."
The paramedics steady Treats in a neckbrace and slowly put him on an ambulance gurney. They slowly slide that under the bottom rope and place him on a stretcher as the fans look on with concern. Daniels, Hamilton, and Parker back up the aisle, looking on as Treats gets put on the stretcher. They all high five and head through the curtain as the scene fades.
Backstage in his locker room, Cameron MacNichol stands next to Kelly Calloway.
Kelly Calloway: Cameron, tonight is WARPED's fiftieth show. Do you have any thoughts about this landmark show?
Cameron MacNichol: Well, obviously this is a tremendous achievement to reach fifty shows. I mean, compared to some of these recent television shows that get axed after two or three episodes, we're "M*A*S*H". If you don't get that, look it up online. This is a big show for WARPED, and I plan to make Joey and, albeit reluctantly, PKA proud. WARPED has a hell of a history, and plenty more to come.
Kelly Calloway: Speaking of PKA, what about his offer to make your match with Crowbar tonight an F'nX match?
Cameron MacNichol: Hey, if PKA thinks an FnX match will draw more fans and make the show better, I "f'n" accept. The rules of F'nX matches reminds me of that joke about the guy and the genie. You know it, sweetie pie?
Kelly is temporarily speechless.
Cameron MacNichol: I'll tell you anyway. This guy finds a lamp, rubs it, and a genie pops out. The genie pops out and says "I can grant you three wishes. But whatever you get, your wife will get double." The guy agrees and for his first wish, he asks for a million dollars. The genie asks him if he's sure, reminding him that his wife will get two million. The guy says he's sure, so the genie snaps his fingers and pow, the guy now has one million dollars. For his second wish, the guy asks for a new car. Again, the genie asks him if he's sure, saying his wife will get two new cars. The guy says he's sure, so the genie snaps his fingers and the guy finds himself in possession of a new Lamborghini. The genie asks him what he wants for his third wish, and after some consideration, he says...
Cameron suddenly giggles with laughter.
Cameron MacNichol: I'm sorry. The guy says...
Cameron snickers with laughter, louder this time.
Cameron MaNichol: God, I'm sorry. The guy says...
Cameron snorts with laughter again. The snort soon turns into a full-blown roar, and Cameron has to turn around to hide his face. While his back is turned, his body is seen shaking from laughing so hard. Once he composes himself, Cameron turns around again.
Cameron MacNichol: God, I am so sorry. The guy says "I want to get beaten half to death."
Cameron roars with laughter again, while Kelly stands there blankly.
Cameron MacNichol: Come on, cupcake. You don't get it? Oh, never mind. Don't try to understand it; you'll just hurt yourself. But all seriousness aide, Crowbar knows as well as I do there are no half measures in these F'nX matches. I'm not gonna beat Crowbar to death, but I am gonna beat him within an inch of his life, plain and simple. So Monkey Wrench, are you ready for the fight of your life? If not, get ready. And if so, I'll see you out there.
Cameron winks at Kelly, and swats her on the butt as he leaves.
|Grudge Match (FnX Rules) - Crowbar vs. Cameron MacNichol
The scene opens back up in the ringside area as the fans are still reeling from the appearance of Taurus Capone minutes ago!
Randy Long: "The following grudge match is scheduled for one fall, and per the request and agreement by Crowbar and Cameron MacNichol last evening, this match will now be contested under FnX Rules!"
The fans pop!
Randy Long: "Introducing first.. from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 200 pounds and being accompanied by his sister, Dyan - The Dirty Mac, Cameron MacNichollllll!"
As the riff of Black Sabbath’s “N.I.B.” hits the PA system, Cameron MacNichol steps through the curtain, with his sister Dyan trailing a step behind him. Ignoring the cascade of boos that shower down on him, Cameron walks down the ramp, focused on the ring in front of him. As Cameron reaches the ring, he helps Dyan up onto the apron, and they climb through the middle rope together. In the middle of the ring, Cameron raises his right arm and clenches his fist, as Dyan applauds her brother. As the music dies down, Cameron walks to the ropes and begins trash-talking fans in the front row.
Randy Long: "And his opponent. From Long Beach, California, weighing in at 246 pounds and being accompanied by Jessika Rudakova, CROWBAR!"
"Crush 'em" by Megadeth hits the arena as it goes completely black. It continues with red lights flashing to the beat. As the chorus hits the lights fade off and a blue spotlight illuminates the walkway as Crowbar steps out to cheers from the crowd. He raises his arms then punches the air as the lyrics "Crush 'em" hit. The arena lights fade back but with a red tint, showing his manager Jessika Rudakova standing behind him and a Crowbar in his hand. He smirks and starts heading down the walkway as the crowd continues to cheer and chant "Crowbar! Crowbar!". He reaches the end of the walkway and starts walking towards the steps before shrugging, laughing and climbing onto the ring, stepping inside. He raises the crowbar in the air before pounding the corner post with it a few times, raising it in the air again as the music fades. Jessika Rudakova stands at ringside / heads to the back as Crowbar prepares for the match.
Tony D: "And here we go with two men who have had bad blood since February, it's the man who has been synonymous with FnX - Crowbar, taking on a man who has truly come into his own in the last year - Cameron MacNichol."
The bell sounds!
Kris Red: "These two have had a confusing rivalry over the last few months, but the thing that isn't confusing about it is that they don't like each other one bit!"
Cameron MacNichol raises his right hand in the air and tells Crowbar to try at a test of strength. Crowbar wastes no time locking his hand in with Cameron's. They then lock the other hands together and the test of strength begins.
Tony D: "Looks like Cameron MacNichol wants to try his hand at a test of strength.. even though he gives up nearly 50 pounds and a few feet to Crowbar."
Crowbar starts to overpower MacNichol, slowly forcing him down to the mat. MacNichol bridges, his shoulders touching the mat and the ref starts to count three but Cameron quickly falls on his back and double-boots Crowbar in the midsection, causing the release. Cameron gets to his feet and locks in a side headlock on Crowbar, but Crowbar quickly elbows out of it and grabs Cameron by the head and brings him down with a headlock takeover. Crowbar stands up and puts the boots to Cameron, who tries to roll out of harm's way. He reaches the ropes and Crowbar is forced to back away. Cameron gets to his feet and Crowbar motions for him to come and fight.
Tony D: "Cameron MacNichol being a little hesitant there to get things going after Crowbar showed him up a bit."
They lock up and Crowbar immediately puts on another side headlock. He then drives his fist into the skull of Cameron, causing him to drop to a knee. Crowbar pulls him up and chops him across his chest! Cameron grabs his chest and drops to a knee, wincing in pain. Crowbar brings him up and Cameron fights back with a chop of his own, then grabs the arm and twists it.
Kris Red: "Cameron MacNichol needs to stick to what works...being annoying."
Tony D: "Well for now it appears as though that arm ringer is working."
Just after Tony D says that line, Crowbar escapes via chop to the chest of Cameron, and he backs into the corner, grabbing his chest. Crowbar shakes his hand off after that impact.
Tony D: "Or not."
The crowd chants "Fuck 'em up Crowbar, fuck 'em up!" "Fuck 'em up Crowbar, fuck 'em up!" as Crowbar comes after Cameron, who quickly puts a boot up to the jaw. He clotheslines Crowbar down and stands over him like he just won the lottery! Dyan claps for him and Cameron goes down for a cover but Crowbar grabs his tights and causes him to float through the ropes down to the floor. Crowbar rolls out of the ring and brings Cameron up, slamming his head off of the apron. He then pushes him into the ring and slides in. Cameron gets to his feet as Crowbar does as well. Cameron with a right hand to Crowbar, and another, and another. Irish whip.. Crowbar grabs the ropes and Cameron charges but Crowbar comes out with a back elbow strike to the face. Cameron stumbles away and Crowbar kicks him in the gut and hooks his arm over his shoulder.. Snap Suplex! Crowbar with a cover..
Crowbar brings Cameron to his feet and delivers a right hand to the face, as Cameron stumbles back. Cameron fires back with a punch of his own. Crowbar fires back. Cameron with a punch. Crowbar with a punch. Crowbar! Crowbar! Punch punch! Crowbar with an Irish Whip.. Cameron off the ropes.. Crowbar with a big kick to the face, taking Cameron down!
Tony D: "Into the cover!"
Crowbar, looking confident, brings Cameron MacNichol to his feet and backs him into the corner. Crowbar with an irish whip.. Cameron gets sent to the opposite corner. Crowbar charges in for the Turnbuckle Spear but Cameron kicks him in the face! Crowbar's body goes airborne and he lands on the mat. Cameron hops onto the second buckle and leaps off with a fist drop to the face of Crowbar, and he covers -
Kris Red: "It seems like Cameron MacNichol is finding his way one move at a time in this match. Crowbar's seemingly got his number thus far but Cameron keeps coming back in small spurts!"
Tony D: "You just need that one move that can turn the tide in any match and Cameron is well aware of that."
Cameron MacNichol brings Crowbar to his feet and applies an Abdominal Stretch as Dyan applauds from ringside. Cameron wrenches in the submission as the referee asks Crowbar if he wants to give up. Crowbar shakes his head no!
Tony D: "The Abdominal Stretch pplied here from Cameron MacNichol, and he's won plenty of matches with submissions."
Cameron looks concerned, though, as he starts to leave the mat thanks to Crowbar lifting him up. Cameron releases the move to try something else, and he brings his foot up, kicking Crowbar in the chest! Crowbar backs up against the ropes.. irish whip.. Crowbar hits the ropes and Cameron charges at him and nails him with a back elbow, taking the bigger man down!
Tony D: "There was a lot of force on that back elbow from Cameron MacNichol and Crowbar went down hard!"
The crowd boos and Cameron ignores them and goes into the cover..
Tony D: "The crowd definitely not a fan of Cameron MacNichol since his shocking turn on them this past February."
Kris Red: "He's been saying lately that he doesn't care whether they boo or cheer him. It's like he expects them to suddenly start cheering."
Cameron applies a chinlock on Crowbar, pulling back on his chin as Cameron's knee goes into the back of Crowbar.
Tony D: "Yet another submission from The Dirty Mac."
Kris Red: "Cameron getting a submission win would keep him out of the red as far as a win/loss record goes. He's sitting at 20 wins and 19 losses. But Crowbar desperately needs more losses under his belt.. 15 wins 27 losses isn't very good!"
Crowbar tells the referee no when he asks if he wants to tap out as Cameron continues to pull back on the neck. He then fishhooks Crowbar and pulls back as the ref counts 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. Cameron releases.
Tony D: "Despite his record compared to Cameron's, Crowbar has had much more success in his time here, though. Former World and Evolution Champion."
Kris Red: "Great point."
Crowbar gets to his feet and Cameron backs up and charges in with a knee lift, sending Crowbar through the ropes, but he holds on and is still on the apron. Cameron pulls Crowbar up and attempts a suplex, but Crowbar overpowers him and lifts him up over the ropes. Cameron lands on the apron and delivers a forearm shot. Crowbar fights back with a right hand and Cameron fights back with one of his own. Cameron then grabs the turnbuckle for a base and brings his feet up, kicking Crowbar in the side of the head and he drops down to the floor. Cameron puts his arms in the air, a smile on his face, and the fans in Chicago Ridge let out a chorus of boos. Crowbar then charges and clips the feet of Cameron, causing him to fall on the apron and down to the floor, which gets many a cheer from the fans!
Tony D: "A little too much showboating from Cameron MacNichol!"
Crowbar brings Cameron up and slams him face-first off of the apron. He then pulls a kendo stick out from under the ring and whacks it across the head of Cameron and he drops down. Crowbar holds the weapon up and the fans cheer!
Tony D: "This match has been going on for minutes and minutes and this is the first time we've seen any FnX style from either of these two!"
Kris Red: "Of course its fitting that Crowbar would be the one to introduce weapons, as he's the one that requested this be turned into a FnX match."
Crowbar rolls Cameron in and slides in with the weapon. Both men get to their feet and Cameron throws a right hand but Crowbar blocks it and whacks Cameron over the head with the kendo stick again! He tosses the weapon down and irish whips him into the corner... Crowbar charges
Tony D: "Turnbuckle SPEAR!"
Crowbar impacts with the midsection of Cameron MacNichol and pulls him out of the corner immediately.. He then grabs Cameron under his left arm in a suplex position, lifts him up, holding him suspended in the air and letting the blood rush to his head..
Tony D: "Crowbar is going for The Shakeup!"
..but before he can drop the brainbuster, Cameron slips out behind! He then spins Crowbar around and slaps him hard across the face! Cameron then picks up the kendo stick and cracks him over the head! Crowbar doesn't go down though, and Cameron swings it at his gut, connecting. He drops the kendo stick.
Tony D: "Cameron MacNichol getting extreme!"
Cameron sets him up for a Piledriver.. he pulls Crowbar up and drops him head-first onto the mat! Cameron rolls him over and covers..
The crowd pops!
Kris Red: "Crazy man, crazy! Crowbar escapes right before the three count off that vicious piledriver. How'd he do it!"
Cameron MacNichol gets to his feet and Crowbar starts to slowly get up. Cameron runs to the ropes, bounces off.. and returns to Crowbar who kicks Cameron in the gut, delivers an elbow to the back of the neck.
Kris Red: "Unlock the Door!"
Crowbar then sets him up for the Brainbuster... he lifts him up and drops him to the mat!
Tony D: "There it is! The Shakeup brainbuster!"
Crowbar hooks the leg..
Crowbar wastes no time as he brings Cameron to his feet.. Irish whip.. Cameron hits the ropes as Crowbar bounces off the ropes and hits the Spear Tackle!
Tony D: "Element Zero!"
Crowbar hooks the leg..
Tony D: "Kick out JUST in time!!"
Kris Red: "Crowbar looked a bit sluggish on that Element Zero spear there.. not sure he got all of it!"
Both men look winded now as the fans starts a clap to build up suspense for the match. One each side of the ring, Jessika cheers for Crowbar and Dyan cheers for Cameron.
Tony D: "These are two guys who have been with WARPED since 2010 and they are looking to settle their differences tonight!"
Kris Red: "They're pretty slow to their feet right now. We could be nearing the end."
Suddenly Crowbar low blows Cameron MacNichol, and he drops to his knees. Crowbar then hits the KFO!
Tony D: "That's all legal, no matter how dirty it is.. and Crowbar hits the KFO!"
Kris Red: "Its ova!"
Crowbar stands there... and doesn't cover. He grins, and escapes to the ringside area.
Kris Red: Or not..
Crowbar pulls a table out from under the ring and pushes it in. He then pulls a chain from under the ring and slides in with it.
Tony D: "A table and a chain! Crowbar has something in mind."
Crowbar now wraps the chainlink across the throat of Cameron MacNichol and begins choking the life out of him!
Kris Red: "This is how it all started! Cameron MacNichol used a chain or a rope to choke out Crowbar once! And now Crowbar gets some revenge!"
Crowbar then releases Cameron and tosses the chain down. He has something else in mind. He then grabs the table and sets it up near the corner. He pulls Cameron to his feet and takes him around it to the corner and starts bringing him up with him. Crowbar looks to be setting up for a KFO off the top! Suddenly Dyan gets up on the apron and starts slapping Crowbar. Crowbar looks at her like she's insane. Jessika then comes and pulls Dyan off of the apron and the two go at it! Crowar then loses his footing a bit and then recovers and climbs back up. Suddenly Cameron applies The Stranglehold cobra clutch submission on the turnbuckle!
Tony D: "The Stranglehold locked in!!"
Cameron has it locked in tight as Crowbar loses his footing and dangles from the grasp of Cameron, who lets him go and Crowbar collapses. Cameron then moves over the ropes and down to the floor where he pulls Jessika off of Dyan and checks on his sister. He helps her up and he whispers in her ear and she points near the commentary table. Jessika then tackles Dyan and the two go at it as Cameron heads toward the announce table and reaches under the ring nearby.
Tony D: "What's he doing?"
Cameron then pulls out a black bag with something large in it. He shoves it into the ring and slides injust as Crowbar starts up to his feet. Cameron pulls out Deer antlers!
Kris Red: "Are those ANTLERS?"
Tony D: "Cameron was just huntin with Ted Nugent!"
Crowbar turns around and Cameron charges and rams him in the skull with the pointed end of the antlers. He collapses and grabs his face as the fans can't believe what they just saw! Cameron now gets atop Crowbar and starts driving the sharp end into the forehead of Crowbar and blood begins to gush from his face!
Tony D: "Wow! Cameron MacNichol is definitely surprising us here!"
Cameron pulls back and snaps off an end of the antlers over his knee. He then grabs the arms of Crowbar and brings them into position to lock in the cobra clutch! Meanwhile, he also drives the pointed antlers into the skull of Crowbar and he looks to be fading fast. The referee checks on Crowbar as blood gushes from his face.
Kris Red: "Crowbar's face is a crimson mask!"
Tony D: "Crowbar is holding on!"
Crowbar somehow starts to rise to his feet as the fans are going wild! Cameron can't believe it. He drops the antler piece as Crowbar then drops backward causing Cameron to be sandwiched between Crowbar's body and the mat! The fans are cheering and stomping the ground as both men slowly rise to their feet. Crowbar pushes up from all fours as Cameron does the same. Crowbar grabs the head of Cameron for the KFO but Cameron pulls him in for a Cobra Clutch, but turns it into a Cobra Clutch suplex, sending Crowbar onto the table and it busts!
Kris Red: "Stranglehold Suplex style THROUGH THE TABLE!"
The crowd chants "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" as Cameron crawls and drapes an arm over Crowbar....
Kris Red: "It's OVA !"
The bell sounds and Ted Nugent's Stranglehold hits the PA System as Cameron MacNichol has done it!
Randy Long: "Here is your winner - Cameron MacNichol!"
Cameron gets to his feet and his sister comes in to join him. She hugs him and he hugs her back as the fans boo and hiss. Cameron shrugs and puts his arms in the air, then grabs at his lower back. He and Dyan celebrate in the ring.
Tony D: "Both of these men fought until they had nothing left and in the end Cameron MacNichol picks up the big win."
Kris Red: "And think about it! It was Crowbar who challenged Cameron to make this a FnX match, Crowbar's specialty! And it was that stipulation that ended up costing Crowbar the victory."
Cameron and Dyan make their way from the ring as the cameras show Jessika and Crowbar in the corner, none too pleased.
Tony D: "These two will cross paths once again next month in the Elite Duos Tag Team Tournament, but for now, their singles feud has been settled!"
Cameron and Dyan are shown heading up the aisle as the scene fades.
Scene opens backstage showing PKA, now in full ring-attire, stretching for his match when none other than President Joey Matthew shows up in the scene. PKA pops up, ready to punch him, but Joey steps back..
Joey Matthew: "Now what makes you think that I'd even want to try and fight you? I'm 42 years old and we see each other in the office every other week."
PKA: "You're not supposed to be here. You're not to be on camera."
Joey Matthew: "I'm just here to say congratulations. You've done a... good job."
PKA: "Good job?"
Joey Matthew: "You'll get the hand of it eventually."
Joey pats PKA on the back and walks out, leaving PKA dumbfounded. He whispers "asshole" under his breath, before returning to his stretching.
The camera cuts to Warped reporter Austin Sanders standing backstage.
Austin Sanders: Hello Warped fans, I’m standing here with Warped superstar SwitchBlade just moments away from heading this way for his Steel Cage match with Evolution Champion William Wallace. There’s little doubt that this is one of the most highly anticipated matches on the card. The question is, can Wallace successfully defend his Evolution Championship for a record fifth time, or will SwitchBlade put Wallace in his place. Here he comes now!
SwitchBlade enters into the camera’s sight. He’s in his ring gear and he looks ready for a fight, but Sanders stops him.
Austin Sanders: Excuse me, SwitchBlade. May I have just a moment of your time?
SwitchBlade stops, looks at the camera, and then back at Sanders.
Austin Sanders: Your match with Wallace could very well change how both you and Wallace are perceived by the fans. Are you at all worried that Wallace might win tonight and prove that he’s number one? And what about those who say you don’t have what it takes to be in the main event anymore. What do you have to say to them?
SwitchBlade goes to say something, but stops himself. He pulls the microphone closer to him and looks into the camera.
SwitchBlade: Actions…speak louder…than words.
SwitchBlade brushes Sanders aside and walks away from the camera. Sanders, not happy with that response, looks to the camera.
Austin Sanders: Well it looks like a very determined SwitchBlade is about to make his “response” in just a moment. Back to you guys.
|Steel Cage Match for the Evolution Championship - SwitchBlade vs. William Wallace(c)
The arena blacks out as the bagpipes tune fill with air, as Flower of Scotland begins to play. A single sport light then appears to show William Wallace arriving at the entrance holding a Salitre in one hand and the Evolution Title belt in the other. There is blue flashing lights filling the arena as Wallace makes his way to the ring still with the spot light on him, ignoring all the fans abuse.
Randy Long: "The following contest is a STEEL CAGE MATCH for the WARPED Wrestling Evolution Championship! Introducing, from Glasgow Scotland, weighing in at 254pounds, he is the WARPED Wrestling Evolution Champion...WILLIAM WALLACE!"
Wallace reaches the ring and walks around slowly climbing the steps as he demands Randy Long open the ropes for him. As Long sits on the second rope Wallace climbs into the ring taking the microphone from Long and sending him from the ring. The boos ring out as the music fades down and Wallace raises the microphone to his lips.
William Wallace: "SHUT UP!"
A USA! Chant begins as Wallace looks unimpressed.
William Wallace: "I said Shut Up! It is time to show some respect so get off your fat arse, stand on your feet and get ready to sing Flower of Scotland with your Scottish hero!"
A massive Saltire unfurrols from the roof of the arena as the Bagpipes start up once again. The boos ring out almost drowning out Wallace as he begins to sing out of tune.
William Wallace: "Oh Flower of Scotland...
Kris Red: "Oh my god.."
William Wallace: "When will we see, your like again
At that "Lost My Way" by Finger Eleven begins to play as SwitchBlade slowly steps through the curtain to a large number of cheers.
Kris Red: "I've never been so happy to hear Finger Eleven."
SwitchBlade slowly steps through the curtain to a large number of cheers.
Randy Long: "And his challenger.. from Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at 192 pounds - SwitchBlaaaaade!"
He is dressed in his usual attire of a black short sleeve shirt with a leather jacket, blue jeans, and black shoes. He also has on his trademark gold belt and sunglasses, but this time also has a necklace with a switchblade pendant on it. Upon making his way to the ring he high fives a few of the fans, and then slides into the ring. He gets up, takes off his sunglasses and necklace and tosses them aside. He waves to the fans as his music fades out. He offers a handshake to Wallace and Wallace laughs. SwitchBlade shrugs it off and the bell sounds.
Tony D: "The first of three main events now, as Wallace defends his Evolution Championship against a man who's known as a WARPED Original, SwitchBlade."
Kris Red: "A former World Champion, SwitchBlade's yet to find gold since returning back in February to get revenge on Grendel. Ever since then he's been dealing with William Wallace here in WARPED, or even Jimmy Helmsley over at NEWera."
Tony D: "Wallace has already defended the title a record four times and recently broke the record for the longest reign, barely beating out Sean Edmunds' five month reign."
SwitchBlade and William Wallace lock up with a collar and elbow tie up in the middle of the ring. SwitchBlade begins backing Wallace into the corner and steps back, smiling.
Tony D: "SwitchBlade showing up Wallace early on in the ma- HEY WAIT HE'S GOING FOR THE DOOR!"
Wallace tries to escape through the cage door but SwitchBlade reaches and pulls him back through the ropes.
Kris Red: "Holy crap that was close."
SwitchBlade takes Wallace by the head and is about to hurl him into the cage but Wallace pushes him away and goes for the door again but SwitchBlade runs and grabs him by the tights, pulling him away. Wallace walks around the ring, shaking his head.
Kris Red: "It's prety evident that William Wallace has thought this one through and wants out of this cage fast."
Tony D: "The rules of this match are that you must escape the cage with both feet touching the floor, or score a pinfall or submission, in order to be the winner and Evolution Champion."
Kris Red: "Right, and thus far in their two meetings in the ring, neither of these men have scored a pin OR submission over the other."
SwitchBlade and Wallace then lock up in the middle of the ring again, and Wallace grabs the arm of SwitchBlade and brings it above his head, bending it up.
Tony D: "Wallace with a top wrist lock."
SwitchBlade then counters out and applies a top wrist lock of his own. Wallace punches SwitchBlade in the gut and grabs the arm, reversing and going behind him with a Hammerlock. Wallace then pulls him into a side headlock, putting the pressure on the head area and squeezing. Wallace then executes a headlock takedown, bringing SwitchBlade to the mat. SwitchBlade forces Wallace's head down and locks in a headscissors, grabbing Wallace's head between his legs and squeezing.
Wallace rolls backward and pushes his body up, escaping the headscissors, and drops back down with a headlock on SwitchBlade. The former World Champion now powers his way to his feet, and elbows Wallace in the gut. SwitchBlade now takes Wallace down with a headlock takeover. Wallace pushes SwitchBlade's head down and locks in the headscissors, and SwitchBlade rolls back just as Wallace did. SwitchBlade goes for a kick to the face of Wallace, but he drops down just in time. Wallace gets up.. Armdrag from Wallace! Both men up.. SwitchBlade with an armdrag! They both get up and have a stand off in the middle of the ring as the fans applaud.
Tony D: "Very good chain wrestling from these two main eventers here in the opening moments of the match."
Kris Red: "Yeah it's weird to hear that in a dangerous match such as a cage match but hey, these are both wrestlers at the top of their game and they go with what they know."
Tony D: "Perhaps William Wallace has been brushing up on his wrestling skills as well because we don't normally see him doing much like that."
Kris Red: "Well when you get in the ring with a guy the caliber of SwitchBlade and you've got to defend your title, sometimes you gotta step up your game a little bit."
Wallace and SwitchBlade circle around and lock up again. SwitchBlade immediately applies a front facelock. Wallace tries to escape. He grabs the arm of Wallace and spins out, keeping the submission locked in. SwitchBlade rolls forward, ten backward, and up, twisting the arm of Wallace and now applying a headlock. Wallace reaches out toward the door, but SwitchBlade squeezes tighter. Wallace then grabs the hair of SwitchBlade, pulling him back toward the ropes. Wallace pushes him across the ring.. SwitchBlade hits the ropes and comes back with a clothesline on Wallace and immediately runs to the ropes and starts climbing up the steel cage. Wallace gets to his feet and runs, grabs the tights of SwitchBlade and pulls him down.
Tony D: "SwitchBlade trying to escape the cage but to no avail!"
Kris Red: "SwitchBlade escaped at WARPED 45 with a win by Disqualification. No cheating tonight!"
Right hand from William Wallace, rocking SwitchBlade.
Tony D: "Cleary that DQ was caused by Anton Chase's involvement, Kris."
Wallace throws another right hand but SwitchBlade ducks and delivers a right hand of his own. Wallace backs into the ropes and SwitchBlade starts climbing the cage. Wallace pulls him down and throws a right hand but SwitchBlade ducks and lifts him up for a belly to back suplex! Wallace and SwitchBlade get back up and SwitchBlade scoops him up and slams him down! Wallace gets back up and SwitchBlade grabs his arm and backs him into the ropes.. Irish whip.. Wallace off the ropes and Switchblade ducks down.. BACK DROP! The crowd cheers as SwitchBlade stands tall and Wallace grabs at his back.
Tony D: "Of course what about William Wallace walking out on the match at WARPED 49 and intentionally getting counted out?"
Kris Red: "Clearly he was afraid of somebody brutally attacking him for no reason again!"
SwitchBlade brings William Wallace to his feet and delivers a right hand to the face. He then chops the chest of Wallace and he takes a few steps away to escape any more assault. Grabbing the ropes, Wallace isn't safe, as SwitchBlade delivers another knife edge chop!
Tony D: "Switchblade lighting up the chest of the Scotsman!"
He now grabs the head of Wallace and points to the cage and the fans cheer. He hurls Wallace toward the cage but Wallace grabs the cage and shakes his head. SwitchBlade pulls him away and hurls him at it again but Wallace grabs the cage to stop himself. SwitchBlade pulls him back and delivers a right hand to the face, and another, and another. Wallace is loopy now as SwitchBlade grabs him by the head and hurls him toward the cage, but Wallace reverses it and sends SwitchBlade into it - but SwitchBlade gets his boot up on the middle rope, spins around and nails Wallace with a Discus Clothesline!
Tony D: "Impressive counter from the challenger, SwitchBlade!"
Kris Red: "Both men want to shove each others faces into that steel mesh that will surely cause lots of damage, but so far no luck."
SwitchBlade brings Wallace up and hurls him toward the cage, almost, but Wallace pushes him away. SwitchBlade fires off with a huge STO Takedown!
Kris Red: "He took him off his feet bigtime there!"
SwitchBlade gets to his feet and heads toward the cage wall and grabs on. He steps up on the middle rope, then the top, and then gets more of a climb going as he reaches the top of the cage but Wallace stops him with a BIG BOOT to one of the knees, causing SwitchBlade to drop down between the ropes and the cage wall!
Tony D: "What a big boot!"
Kris Red: "Something so simple was so effective there. SwitchBlade looks to be gasping for air now after that fall."
Wallace now grabs the head of SwitchBlade and bangs it into the cage!
Tony D: "SwitchBlade face-first into the steel!"
Wallace runs backward to the ropes, bounces off, and returns with a big boot to the back of SwitchBlade's head, driving his face back into the cage wall!
Tony D: "Oh my goodness! That big boot just drove SwitchBlade into the wall!"
Wallace then hits the ropes and returns with another big boot to the head, driving his face into the cage wall again! SwitchBlade leans backward up against the ropes, lifeless, as the fans gasp!
Kris Red: "William Wallace is BRINGING IT!"
Wallace now brings SwitchBlade through the middle and top rope and lets him lay motionless on the rope as he climbs the second buckle and leaps off with a Leg Drop over his head! SwitchBlade collapses back into the ring upon impact.
Tony D: "Leg drop off the middle rope! SwitchBlade was hung up with nowhere to go."
Wallace gets to his feet, a grin on his face. He then hooks the leg on SwitchBlade..
Kris Red: "SwitchBlade looks completely out of it but somehow he kicked out!"
The Evolution Champion picks up SwitchBlade and hurls him into the steel cage wall and his face impacts! He stumbles back and Wallace delivers a hard right hand, taking him off of his feet. Wallace brings SwitchBlade to his feet and slaps him across the now-bloodied face of SwitchBlade, before grabbing him by his hair and leading him to the cage and runs his face all over the cage wall.
Tony D: "SwitchBlade's face is a crimson mask and we're only five minutes, if that, into this match."
Wallace allows SwitchBlade to collapse in the ring and Wallace puts a foot over his chest.. the ref looks at him and Wallace says count!
Kris Red: "Now I don't know what that was all about. Not the smartest."
William Wallace now pulls SwitchBlade to his feet and SwitchBlade delivers a knee to the gut. The crowd cheers for SwitchBlade, chanting his name. He hurls Wallace toward the cage, but Wallace puts on the breaks and knees SwitchBlade in the gut. He swings his arm but SwitchBlade ducks and hits a German Suplex! SwitchBlade now gets to his feet and heads toward the cage door, as a referee opens it. Wallace grabs his feet and SwitchBlade is stuck. SwitchBlade then stomps the head of Wallace and heads back toward the cage door, putting one foot between the ropes and going out but Wallace pulls him back in. Wallace delivers a right hand but SwitchBlade ducks and Wallace goes into the corner. SwitchBlade lifts Wallace up and puts him in a Tree of Woe, and starts stomping his chest. SwitchBlade now tries to escape through the door, but Wallace wraps both arms around the left leg of SwitchBlade, keeping him in. SwitchBlade now delivers a knee to the gut of Wallace, causing him to drop down out of the tree of woe. He brings Wallace to his feet but Wallace hits a jawbreaker that causes SwitchBlade to stumble back. Wallace then spears him to the mat! Cover!
Kick out! <
Tony D: "This match is anyone's game and we almost saw it end numerous times in the last minute!"
SwitchBlade pushes himself up off of the mat as blood runs down his face. Wallace then kicks him in the face and heads to the cage, starting to climb up. He gets up to the top rope and reaches at the top of the cage, but SwitchBlade is up and grabs the feet of Wallace. The Evo champ kicks SwitchBlade in the face and walks across the ropes and cage to the corner. SwitchBlade then climbs and punches him in the stomach. He then grabs Wallace and tosses him off the top buckle and down to the mat!
Tony D: "SwitchBlade, despite probably being blinded by his own blood, continues to stop William Wallace from escaping!"
SwitchBlade drops down for the cover but Wallace rolls away from him, grabbing the bottom rope. SwitchBlade gets up and comes at him, kicking him in the midsection. He pulls him by his legs and forces him to release the ropes. SwitchBlade grabs the legs of Wallace and tries to lock in a Figure four, but Wallace kicks him in the ass and he goes face-first into the steel cage! SwitchBlade stumbles back and Wallace rolls him up in a schoolboy!
William Wallace gets to his feet and looks down at SwitchBlade before clinching his fist and dropping it on the face of SwitchBlade. Wallace gets to his feet and looks at his fist covered in blood. He smiles and steps back against the ropes and comes back with another Fist Drop but SwitchBlade rolls out of the way and Wallace's fist cracks the mat. Wallace shakes his hand as SwitchBlade starts to get to his feet and Wallace then steps on the hands of SwitchBlade!
Kris Red: "A little payback two-fold for him there!"
SwitchBlade shakes his hands in pain as Wallace shakes off his one. He then drops his fist to the back of SwitchBlade's head.
Tony D: "William Wallace is no doubt dominating this match thus far as he continues bringing the pain."
Kris Red: "The winner of this match will defend the Evolution Title at WARPED58 on August 11th when we make our return to Rahway, New Jersey at the Rec Center."
Tony D: "But before all of that happens, they will be teaming up in the Elite Duos tag team tournament by orders from PKA! That should be interesting."
Wallace brings SwitchBlade to his feet and delivers a heavy headbutt to the bloody face. Wallace wipes the blood from his forehead and smiles then slaps SwitchBlade across the face with the bloody hand! Wallace kicks SwitchBlade in the gut. Irish whip.. SwitchBlade off the ropes and Wallace lifts him up for a Spinebuster but SwitchBlade counters into a Guillotine choke! The crowd goes wild but Wallace quickly suplexes SwitchBlade! The crowd sighs as SwitchBlade pulls himself up with the ropes. Wallace now charges in and knees SwitchBlade in the face! Wallace brings SwitchBlade to his feet and delivers a right hand but SwitchBlade doesn't go down. He delivers another right hand and SwitchBlade asks him if that's all he's got! Wallace, surprised by this, swings again but SwitchBlade absorbs it and lifts Wallace up, ramming him back first into the steel cage!
Tony D: "SwitchBlade mustering up a huge comeback and absorbing those punches like they're nothing!!"
Wallace drops down to a knee and SwitchBlade grabs him by the hair and hurls him toward the cage and he hits face first! The crowd is going wild for SwitchBlade!
Tony D: "These two are putting it all on the line. And Kris, this is only the second cage match in WARPED history!"
SwitchBlade brings Wallace to his feet and points to the cage wall and the fans start chanting YES! YES! YES! SwitchBlade hurls Wallace face-first into it again!!
Kris Red: "Two and a half years and only two cage matches. and SwitchBlade was in the first one as well when he defended his World Title against The Rough Ryder!"
Wallace crawls away, desperately trying to get to the door, as SwitchBlade stalks him. He brings him to his feet and hoists him up on his shoulder and charges toward the cage wall and like a battering ram he sends the face of Wallace into the cage wall!
Tony D: "We heard SwitchBlade say he'd do just that earlier this week!"
Wallace collapses and SwitchBlade is fired up, as are the fans! SwitchBlade now looks to apply the Crucifix Neck Crank!
Kris Red: "SwitchBlade looking to make Wallace tap out with Enter the Darkness! No wait!"
..but William Wallace rolls backward out of it. He gets to his feet and kicks at SwitchBlade's head but he moves out of the way and gets to his feet and kicks Wallace in the gut, then brings him between his legs and lifts him up for a Cradle Piledriver and he drops him on his head!
Tony D: "Cradle Piledriver!"
SwitchBlade lays on the mat, catching his breath, as Wallace is completely out. The referee looks down, checkong on both men.
Kris Red: "This is insanity!"
"Let's Go SwitchBlade! - Let's go Wallace!" dueling chants begin as both men struggle to get to their feet. SwitchBlade is ahead of Wallace, and he brings him the rest of the way up and leads him to the corner. He then rethinks his strategy and grabs the head of Wallace and drives his face against the steel mesh, grinding it up against the evil structure and destroying the Scotsman's rugged mug.
Tony D: "SwitchBlade continues to punish William Wallce!"
Wallace drops down and SwitchBlade pulls him back up and continues to run his face over the steel. This is when SwitchBlade looks off to the side and then to the front of him as none other than NEWera wrestlers Jimmy Helmsley and James Stall have come around ringside.
Kris Red: "Hey look, it's Helmsley and Stall from NEWera!"
Tony D: "I'm not sure what they're doing here, but I suspect it's to distract SwitchBlade. SwitchBlade and Helmsley have had issues dating back to the first NEW/WARPED joint show, and he even entered the Elite Duos tournament just to toy with SwitchBlade."
SwitchBlade releases Wallace and he drops down. SwitchBlade tells them to get out of here! They ignore him though, and have a seat at ringside.
Kris Red: "Well maybe they just want to check out a great cage match!?"
SwitchBlade looks down at Wallace and starts to climb the cage. He gets to the middle rope.. then to the top rope.. then reaches up and starts pulling himself up. Wallace is up and he clubs SwitchBlade in the back. He climbs up the ropes and slams SwitchBlade's face off of the cage.
Tony D: "SwitchBlade attempted to make the escape there and William Wallace will have none of it!"
The camera shows William Wallace's face as it appears to be busted open. He grabs SwitchBlade around the waist from the side, attempting to pull him down.
Tony D: "What's he thinking here?"
Kris Red: "I almost want to say it looks like the Scottish Suplex!"
Wallace pulls back for the move but SwitchBlade holds on and Wallace crashes to the mat!
Tony D: "Wallace crashes and burns! SwitchBlade holds onto the cage." <> The fans cheer as SwitchBlade looks back as he stands on the top rope. He starts bouncing on the rope, using the cage to stable himself, then leaps back and hits a clothesline on Wallace!
Kris Red: "What a move by SwitchBlade!"
Tony D: "He's constantly given a hard time for being a quote-unquote "old man" but that old man just executed a young man's move!"
The crowd erupts in cheers of support for SwitchBlade as he pounds the mat, getting himself fired up. He gets to his feet and brings Wallace to his feet and throws him into the cage wall and he falls back. SwitchBlade starts climbing the cage.. up the middle rope.. top rope.. he reaches up top of the cage and pulls himself up.
Tony D: "Oh my god he's going to do it!"
SwitchBlade puts one leg over the top of the cage as the fans are on their feet! He then looks down at Wallace and comes down from the top and hops down.
Kris Red: "What the hell is he doing!"
He shakes his head as he brings Wallace to his feet and kicks Wallace in the gut and hits an Implant DDT!
Tony D: "Implant DDT! This sets up for.. yes! Enter the Darkness!"
SwitchBlade locks in the Crucifix Neck Crank on Wallace and the fans go absolutely bat shit crazy! SwitchBlade squeezes as tight as he can while applying the submission move. William Wallace swings his arms around, trying to somehow escape! SwitchBlade shakes him a bit on the mat, causing more pain to sore through his body!
Kris Red: "SwitchBlade has won many matches with this submission! He already said that he plans to make Wallace tap tonight!"
Tony D: "Wallace looks to be fading!"
SwitchBlade screams out QUIT! QUIT! QUIT! and the fans begin a "QUIT!" chant! Wallace cringes and grinds his teeth together, reaches out for some sort of safety. He brings his hand up and drops it to the mat.. but doesn't tap. He pulls his hand back up and teases another tap.. He brings his hand down to the mat!
Tony D: "Wallace!"
And he tries pushing himself up. SwitchBlade shakes his head and squeezes tighter, but somehow william Wallace starts pushing up from the mat. SwitchBlade can't believe it and Wallace gets to a standing position and grabs SwitchBlade by the hair and pulls him over!
Tony D: "Wallace escapes!"
Kris Red: "I can't believe it!"
Wallace collapses to a knee and tries to catch his breathe, when SwitchBlade comes back and hits an Implant DDT!
Tony D: "Another DDT!"
Kris Red: "Not again!"
SwitchBlade now goes to apply the Crucifix Neck Crank once more, and he locks it in! The crowd cheers "QUIT! QUIT! QUIT!" at Wallace as he raises his arm up in the air!
Kris Red: "He's going to tap!"
Some comotion starts up by the cage door entrance as the referee at ringside tries to argue with Jimmy Helmsley and James Stall.
Tony D: "Jimmy Helmsley and James Stall getting involved now! They shouldn't be out here!"
Helmsley tries to pull the door open and starts to but the referee in the ring rushes over and grabs the door to pull it shut. TAP TAP TAP! William Wallace taps out!
Tony D: "Wallace is tapping!"
SwitchBlade releases the submission and gets to his feet, arms in the air as the fans erupt in cheers!
Kris Red: "I can't believe it! New Evolution Champion!"
SwitchBlade holds his arms high as Helmsley and Stall back away and the ref in the ring closes the door and turns around and SwitchBlade asks for the title. The referee is confused, and SwitchBlade explains he made Wallace tap out. The referee says he didn't see it so the match is still happening. The crowd erupts in boooooooos!
Tony D: "This is a travesty! Damnit Helmsley and Stall!"
Kris Red: "This match isn't over yet?! Wow!"
The referee at ringside tells Helmsley and Stall that they have been banned from ringside! They flip out and the referee orders them out! They tell him they don't work for WARPED, they don't have to listen to him! Just then PKA comes up from behind and tells them to get the fuck out or they'll be removed from the Elite Duos! Helmsley is pissed. He talks to Stall and shortly after they put their noses high in the air and walk backstage past PKA, who looks on as SwitchBlade doesn't look pleased at him.
Tony D: "PKA coming out here and laying down the law! That's what a good boss does!"
Kris Red: "But SwitchBlade could care less. He'll never like PKA!"
PKA heads on backstage as SwitchBlade turns around and Wallace lifts him up, spins 180 degrees, and hits a Spinebuster!
Tony D: "Oohh look out! SPINEBUSTER!"
The crowd chants "LET'S GO SWITCHBLADE!" at the top of their lungs as both men lay on the mat near the corner. Wallace rolls over SwitchBlade and the referee drops down for the count..
SwitchBlade gets the shoulder up!
Tony D: "There is still fight left in SwitchBlade!"
Wallace slowly pushes himself up to his feet and brings SwitchBlade with him as both men's faces are covered in blood. Wallace lays SwitchBlade against the corner and delivers a right hand. He takes a few steps back and charges in with a Spear to the midsection of SwitchBlade, doubling him over! Wallace brings the lifeless challenger up to a vertical position and takes a few steps back and charges with a BIG BOOT that sends SwitchBlade over the top rope and nearly of the door but Wallace grabs his foot at the last second!
Kris Red: "Oh my God! SwitchBlade is close enough to the floor he can probably touch it with his fingertips!!"
Wallace manages to pull SwitchBlade back over the ropes.
Tony D: "I thought that was it, Kris! I thought we were going to have a new Evolution Champion!"
Kris Red: "Oh god. He had to pull the dead weight of SwitchBlade back into the ring. That was so close."
Wallace pulls SwitchBlade to the center of the ring. He then pauses, and grabs the legs, pulling him further away from the door. Wallace looks up at the top of the cage and starts climbing up slowly.
Tony D: "William Wallace once again looking to escape the cage."
Kris Red: "He wants to keep his title; of course he is!"
Wallace reaches the top just as SwitchBlade, from his knees, grabs the foot of Wallace. The Evolution Champ shakes SwitchBlade off, momentarily, and starts pulling himself up. SwitchBlade climbs the turnbuckle nearby and scales the rope, delivering a punch to the ribs of Wallace.
Kris Red: "Wallace was just so close."
With both men on the top rope, holding the cage wall, the fans keep an eye out, waiting to see what dangerous moment happens next. SwitchBlade delivers another jab to the ribcage, and Wallace seems to be losing his grip. But he's not finished, as Wallace battles back with a chop to the chest of SwitchBlade, nearly causing him to fall back. Wallace grabs SwitchBlade by the head and rams his face into the steel. SwitchBlade then grabs the head of Wallace and rams HIS head into the steel.
Kris Red: "This isn't a good spot for either man, Tony D. And look at their faces, both covered in blood."
Both men pause for a moment, seemingly spent of all energy. They then both throw a punch, but Wallace blocks it and delivers a headbutt to SwitchBlade and he drops down, crotching himself on the ropes, but the shaking causes Wallace to drop and get the same punishment!
Tony D: "And both men get crotched on the top rope!"
"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT"! chants fill the Frontier Park Fieldhouse.
Kris Red: "The referee has to consider whether or not it's wise to let them continue. This could be a career ending match."
Both men seem to be down and out in the ring as the fans cheer.
Tony D: "It comes down to conditioning now and who's able to out-last the other."
Both men slowly start rising to their feet as the fans clap clap clap clap clap! William Wallace goes behind SwitchBlade for a Scottish Suplex and lifts up, but SwitchBlade locks his leg around Wallace's.
Tony D: "William Wallace looking for a Scottish Suplex!"
Wallace clubs SwitchBlade in the back and wraps his hands around his waist again and lifts up, bringing SwitchBlade up and over with the German/Scottish Suplex!
Kris Red: "And there it is!"
Wallace pushes himself up off of the mat and looks back at SwitchBlade, then at the cage, then out at the fans. "LET'S GO SWITCHBLADE! - LET'S GO WALLACE! LET'S GO SWITCHBLADE!" chants are filling the arena. Wallace now grabs the top rope and then grabs the cage wall, taking a breath. He starts climbing up the cage as SwitchBlade starts to slowly stir in the middle of the ring. He crawls in the direction of Wallace as Wallace continues to scale the cage. SwitchBlade brings himself up to his feet and grabs Wallace, pulling him down. Wallace tries to get back up the cage but he's being pulled down. Wallace slips off the top rope and is pulled down onto the middle rope. SwitchBlade grabs him by the head and drops him with a Neckbreaker!
Tony D: "Oh my goodness! Check on William Wallace!"
Kris Red: "Wallace might have a concussion from that neckbreaker. That looked nasty."
The referee indeed drops to check on Wallace, who looked to land oddly on his neck. SwitchBlade crawls into the cover..
No! Kick out at two and 3/4!
Tony D: "I can't believe he kicked out from that!"
"THIS IS AWE-SOME! clap, clap, clap-clap-clap"
"THIS IS AWE-SOME! clap, clap, clap-clap-clap"
"THIS IS AWE-SOME! clap, clap, clap-clap-clap"
Tony D: "I couldn't agree more with the fans. This IS awesome!"
Kris Red: "Tony D, you're too old to use that word. But this time, I'll allow it."
SwitchBlade now crawls towards the door and it opens up. He reaches the edge of the ring and pulls, but Wallace grabs his feet while on the mat and pulls. Wallace crawls over SwitchBlade and attempts to go over but SwitchBlade grabs his leg and pulls back. SwitchBlade now starts crawling toward the edge to escape but Wallace gets up and stomps him on his back and grabs the cage door and pulls it on the face of Switchblade!
Tony D: "Oh God! Wallace pulls the cage door into the bloody face of SwitchBlade. Talk about concussions, that could cause one."
Wallace pulls SwitchBlade into the middle of the ring and puts him between his legs.. The fans get on their feet!
Tony D: "Wallace setting him up for the Freedom Drop, the same move he hit SwitchBlade with on that steel stage just two weeks ago. This could be it if he hits it!"
Wallace is unable to lift SwitchBlade up, though. He grabs at his back and fights through it, clubbing SwitchBlade in the back and attempting to lift him up again, and he does! SwitchBlade rolls through with a Sunset flip though and the ref drops down for the cover but the pin doesn't last as SwitchBlade might not have the energy to hold him down.
Wallace gets to his feet and starts up the cage wall, and SwitchBlade punches him in the small of his back. He then gets under Wallace and puts him on his shoulders, Electric Chair style. SwitchBlade tries to pull Wallace away from the cage but he holds on! SwitchBlade struggles to get him away and finally does, but stumbles into the adjacent wall, which William Wallace grasps onto.
Tony D: "William Wallace is in a precarious position here."
Kris Red: "As is SwitchBlade. I don't know how wise it is to use all of his leg strength holding Wallace up in that electric chair."
SwitchBlade steps away from the cage wall, making Wallace release. He goes to drop down with the electric chair drop but Wallace slips out behind him and drops SwitchBlade on his neck with a rough looking Half Nelson Suplex!
Tony D: "He folded SwitchBlade up like an accordian with that half nelson!"
Wallace quickly crawls into the cover..
"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"
William Wallace can't believe it! The ref holds up two fingers as he pounds the mat, very angry that he didn't get the threecount! Wallace rolls around the ring, pounding the mat! SwitchBlade raises his arm in the air, feeding off of the fans' energy. He starts to get up to his feet as Wallace says its over. He puts SwitchBlade between his legs..
Tony D: "Freedom Drop time!"
Wallace lifts SwitchBlade up for the sitout powerbomb but SwitchBlade slips out and lands on his feet in front of Wallace. He then places Wallace between his legs and lifts him up..
Kris Red: "Wait a minute!"
SwitchBlade then hits a powerbomb up against the cage wall! He holds onto Wallace as the fans gasp and SwitchBlade drives Wallace's back into the cage again! SwitchBlade steps back, nearly losing his balance, and drives Wallace into the cage wall again, but Wallace holds onto the cage! SwitchBlade releases and the fans can't believe it as Wallace has stuck onto the cage and he reaches up to start climbing but SwitchBlade slaps the chest of Wallace as hard as he can! He then brings his palm down onto the stomach of Wallace and he nearly loses his balanace. SwitchBlade then pulls him off of the cage in powerbomb position and comes back to the middle of the ring and hits the FREEDOM DROP!
Tony D: "SwitchBlade hits the FREEDOM DROP! Wallace's own finisher!"
SwitchBlade doesn't have enough in him to go into the pin from the sitout bomb, as he lays on his back, slapping the mat slowly as the fans respond with a slow-build clap in support.
Tony D: "The fans are on their feet in the Frontier Park Fieldhouse for this amazing steel cage match!"
Kris Red: "I am so torn as to who will win this! It's really anybody's game and I can't believe it. We're nearly 25 minutes in!"
Tony D: "This is what WARPED Wrestling is all about! Putting everything on the line for the fans! And that's what's happening right now."
Kris Red: "Actually I'd argue that William Wallace might be in it for himself, but one could hope!"
SwitchBlade pulls himself up with the ropes and reaches up, grabbing the cage wall. He starts climbing, placing one foot on the bottom rope, and one on the top, and climbing. He reaches the top of the cage and pulls. The fans are on their feet chanting "SWITCHBLADE! SWITCHBLADE!" as he pulls himself up, his midsection now laying on top of the cage! He puts one leg over, and out of nowhere William Wallace climbs the turnbuckle and grabs SwitchBlade's tights, pulling him. SwitchBlade tries to fight him off and crawl over. Wallace pulls SwitchBlade, causing his leg to come back over the cage, but SwitchBlade delivers a right hand, and hoists himself up! Over half of his body is on the outside of the cage now! Wallace the executes a low blow on SwitchBlade and the fans erupt in boos. Wallace then pulls SwitchBlade's tights and he lands in the ring. William Wallace looks down and smiles and the fans continue to boo. Wallace hoists himself up, placing one leg over the top of the cage. He pulls himself up, getting another leg over. His entire body is over the cage now, and he starts climbing down and drops......
Tony D: "Wallace!"
But before he hits the floor, SwitchBlade leaps through the middle and top rope, doing a daredevil style cannonball to the floor!
Kris Red: "Wait a minute!"
The bell sounds!
Tony D: "Who?! Who won?!"
The referee rushes over to the winner of the match and raises his hand.. and he is none other than SwitchBlade. The crowd erupts in cheers, blowing the roof off of the building.
Tony D: "SwitchBlade wins! New champion!"
The crowd is going absolutely crazy and SwitchBlade realizes he just won the Evolution Title. The referee brings the title over to him and hands it, and he grabs the barricade and pulls himself up. Fans slap him on his back and arm in support as he leans up against it looking down at the Evolution Title in his hands.
Randy Long: "Here is your winner and the newwwwwwwwwwww WARPED Wrestling Evolution Champion - SwitchBlaaaaaade!"
"That was awe-some!" "That was awe-some!" "That was awe-some!"
SwitchBlade's arm gets raised in victory, and he holds the title up in the other hand and the fans give a standing ovation. He then walks to the entrance of the cage and rolls in slowly. He uses the ropes to pull himself up.
Tony D: "I cannot believe what we've just witnessed tonight. These two men put it all on the line and there was literally a split second difference in who touched the floor first. Let's show a replay for those of you at home watching on DVD."
The replay then shows William Wallace dropping from the cage, but just before he lands, SwitchBlade sacrifices his own body and leaps through the ropes and lands on the floor.
Kris Red: "That's just insane."
Back live, we see William Wallace standing at ringside, blood trickling down his face, and a look of disappointment on his face. SwitchBlade walks up to the cage wall and motions to William Wallace, who looks on, asking "What?" and SwitchBlade points to the center of the ring.
Tony D: "SwitchBlade is calling William Wallace into the ring?? What's this about?"
Wallace walks around the cage toward the door, limping along the way. He looks up at SwitchBlade and turns away, heading up the aisle, and the fans boo. SwitchBlade yells out at Wallace and he stops and turns around. Wallace, with a smug look on his face now, walks back toward the ring as the fans cheer. He slides into the ring and slowly gets to his feet. SwitchBlade lays the Evolution Championship down in the middle of the ring and extends his hand.
Tony D: "This is why he wanted him in the ring! SwitchBlade is a class act."
Wallace looks at the extended hand of SwitchBlade, then up at his face. SwitchBlade nods. The fans chant "Shake his hand! Shake his hand!" and Wallace puts his hands on his hips, debating what to do. He then accepts, shaking SwitchBlade's hand, and the fans cheer!
Kris Red: "This is a great moment, Tony D."
Tony D: "After such a grueling match, this is how it should end."
This party is disrupted though as Jimmy Helmsley slides into the ring and SwitchBlade pushes Wallace out of the way but Helmsley tackles SwitchBlade! He then starts drilling him with right hands and the fans are booing.
Tony D: "What the hell is this?!"
James Stall slides in, steel chair in hand. He starts stomping away at SwitchBlade and Helmsley gets up and starts stomping away as well. William Wallace then gets to his feet and spins Helmsley around, askin' him what the hell he thinks he's doin'? Helmsley then taps James Stall and motions for him to do something. Stall then extends the chair to Wallace, and Wallace takes the chair!
Tony D: "What the hell!"
The two men back up and let Wallace raise the chair and bring it down on SwitchBlade's midsection, driving the end of the chair into his gut. The fans boo.
Kris Red: "So much for a show of respect!"
Wallace lifts the chair up again and Jimmy Helmsley takes it out of his hands. James Stall kicks him in the balls and Helmsley drops the chair and DDT's him onto it! The fans continue booing as James Stall and Jimmy Helmsley raise each other's arms in the air. "Tear Away" by Drowning Pool hits the PA System as Stall and Helmsley make their way out of the ring. Fans flip them off and shout obsenities at them as they confidently make their way up the aisle. Referees and paramedics rush out to check on the men in the ring as this segment fades out..
|Flashback to the Meet & Greet
Warped fans are a buzz as last second preparations are made before allowing them into the huge red and white party tent outside of the Frontier Field house. SwitchBlade is seen signing autographs for a family of three. The mother smiles at him and SwitchBlade brings her closer and gives her a kiss on the cheek. She squeels and takes her kids away as he sits back down and smiles. A kid and his dad come up wearing a SwitchBlade t-shirt. He extends his hand and shakes both of their hands.
SwitchBlade: "Thanks for coming out tonight."
Next to him is Kris Red and Tony D, WARPED commentary team. They're talking as a kid comes up to them both.
Kris Red: "Whassup, kid?"
Kid: "Hi Kris!"
Tony D: "Love the shirt!"
The kid, probably around 12, is wearing an Alexander StarrZoe shirt. The kid ignores him and gives Kris Red his ticket to sign.
Kris Red: "Let the kid alone, Tony."
Tony sits back and crosses his arms as Kris signs the ticket. He hands it to Tony to sign and the kid screams "no thanks!" and grabs the ticket from Kris. He thanks Kris and walks down to SwitchBlade. Tony looks at Kris, who busts up laughing.
Andy And Lenard of Maple Leaf Strike Force are sitting at a table at the meet and greet with nobody in line for them. A little girl comes up holding a picture of them.
Suzy: Can you sign this?
Andy: Sure we can
Lenard:(says something in french.)
Andy:She can't understand you.
Suzy stare at the names on the picture and looks back at the Canadians.
Andy:Yes is there something I can help with you with.
Suzy:Your names are not Bert and Owen.
Andy:No we are the Maple Leaf Strike Force.
Andy:Yes I know she thinks we are the hearts, And no you don't look like Bret.
Suzy:Oh never heard of you guys where is Switchblade?
Andy slams his head into the table and points over to Switchblade as Suzy skips away.
Andy:No we are not going to wear pink And black, And no we are not changing our names.
Andy:Shut up! At the very back of the tent is Mr. Rottentreats in a black wife beater, black & red basketball shorts, and his wrestling shoes & kick pads. His table neatly organized with several different style of t-shirts, hats, and even a few custom action figure. Standing out from it all though is a nice little display that includes a DVD case titled “Juggalos In Japan”.
Mr. Rottentreats is approached by the dapper looking PKA, just as they allow the Warped Fans to enter.
PKA: “What’s up clown?”
Mr. Rottentreats: “Not much there dapper Dan. You're sweatin' like a hooker in church you alright?”
PKA: “I think I used the entire container of Baby Powder.. but this humidity is still giving me batwings down there. Yuck..”
Mr. Rottentreats: “And I thought Drug Money were disgusting! You ready for this meet and greet?”
PKA: “You know it! Let's do this.”
A teenager with his face painted darts through the tent straight for Mr. Rottentreats table. His father running right behind him. Both of them wearing a white and red ringer tee with Mr. Rottentreats performing the Juggalo Driver on the front of it.
Mr. Rottentreats: “People love free shit!”
The dad finally catches up with his son, and as they approach Treats you can see the dad has Juggalo tattoos up and down his arms. They both hand Treats paint markers with huge grins.
Mr. Rottentreats: “What up ninjas? I take it you have twitter?”
Teenager: “Hell yeah ninja! We scrambled to find these shirts as soon as I read the tweet!”
Mr. Rottentreats: “That’s what’s up lil ninja! Well here’s what you get homie.”
Treats pulls out two bright purple boxes with lime green ribbons. The father and son look at each other confused.
Mr. Rottentreats: “The new DVD of my brother and I in Japan shortly after I left WARPED, a new t-shirt, a hat, and a keychain with a one hitter.”
The dad laughs at the mention of the one hitter as Treats signs their shirts. A WARPED photographer directs them to WARPED backdrop for their free photograph.
Mr. Rottentreats: “You know, since it’s Father’s Day, I’ll give ya three pics. One with all of us, and one with each of you separately, no charge.
The Dad: “Thanks man! You’re the shit homie, you down to blaze after the show?”
Mr. Rottentreats: “Always down to blaze with some fam homie!”
Treats finishes up with the father and son by signing their 8x10s and motions for the next person in line. The footage speeds up through the end of the line and shows Treats approaching PKA.
Mr. Rottentreats: "You ready to smoke down man?"
Fade to WARPED logo.
|WARPED World Championship - The Rough Ryder vs. Korrupt(c)
Randy Long is shown standing in the ring as the cage has been taken apart and the crowd has had a chance to collect themselves, and it's now time for the World Championship match!
Randy Long: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WARPED Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship!"
The crowd pops.
Randy Long: "Introducing first, the challenger. From Portland Maine, weighing in at 254 pounds and being accompanied by Jessica Reyes - The Rough Ryderrrr!"
"Show Me A God" by Tech N9ne hits, and the crowd begins to boo instantly. After a few moments, Jessica Reyes makes her way through the curtain, standing on the small metal ramp. The fans boo her, and she shrugs it off, raising her arms and pointing towards the entrance curtain right as the song in the background blares out "I'm at 99, but I need 100% proof! Show me a God!". When those words are spoken, The Rough Ryder makes his way through the curtain in his wrestling attire, black sunglasses, and a black pleather, sleeveless hoddie. He also carries with him to the ring a black steel chair, with the words "RYDE OR DYE" written on the seat of the chair. He makes his way to the ring lead by Jessica, making sure not to make any contact with the fans, not even eye contact. Jessica walks to the middle of the apron on the floor, meanwhile Ryder climbs the stairs, and makes his way to the middle of the apron above Jessica. He stands there... surveying the crowd, while Jessica just smirks proudly. He passes the chair to Jessica, and takes the glasses and vest off as well, handing it to to Jessica as well. He then enters the ring, surveying the crowd once more before turning his attention to the entrance curtain, awaiting his opponent.
Randy Long: "And his opponent. From Asbury Park, New Jersey - weighing in at 200 pounds - he is the reigning and defending WARPED world Champion - Korrrrrrrupt!"
Jeepers,creepers....where'd ya get them peepers
Suddenly the lights go down and "Empire" by Machinae Supremacy begins to blare through the arena. Comes from the back looking around at the crowd, the lights throbbing a blood red. He walks down the ramp slowly, stalking his way towards the ring with his eyes glued forward. He charges and slides into the ring, his crawls forward towards a camera and mouthing things to it. When he gets closer he licks it. He begins to crawl to a corner and sits back in it, rocking back and forth with until the match starts.
Tony D: "The World Title is on the line next. I don't know how these two are going to top that cage match, but we'll see!"
Kris Red: "I don't think it matters to them about topping the last match. It matters to Korrupt to retain the title, and it matters to Ryder to win that title that's alluded him for 2 and a half years."
Tony D: "And with a win over Korrupt a couple months back, as well as taking the undefeated Alexander StarrZoe to the limit two weeks ago, it'd appear that The Rough Ryder has the advantage going into this match."
The bell sounds and both men come face to face.
Kris Red: "Look not to disagree just to disagree, but I disagree. He pinned Korrupt in a Four Corner Survival Match.. and he DIDN'T beat Alexander StarrZoe. Anyone can win a match when two other guys are involved and anyone can ALMOST win a big match.. it's all about one on one and that's what we have right now. "
They back away from each other slowly and circle the ring. Ryder throws a punch and Korrupt hops back. Korrupt throws a kick and Ryder hops back. They then lock up and Ryder immediately locks in a front face lock and then legsweeps Korrupt to the mat. Ryder steps back and smiles as Korrupt gets to his feet, snarling. They lock up again and Korrupt applies a side headlock. He then rapidly elbows Ryder in the back of his neck repeatedly and hits a knee lift, sending Ryder to the mat. Korrupt steps back, as Ryder looks on. Ryder gets to his feet and the two circle the ring.. Lock up.. Ryder with a side headlock into takeover. He gets on top of Korrupt and starts delivering right hands, but Korrupt is able to quickly counter out and get on top of Ryder and deliver rapid right hands. Ryder grabs the bottom rope and Korrupt is forced to get off of him. Korrupt steps back and Ryder gets to his feet.. They lock up.. and Korrupt locks in an arm wrench. Ryder reverses into his own arm wrench on the World Champ. Korrupt then rolls forward and rolls backward, then gets to his feet and hits a big kick to the chest of Ryder. He stumbles back into the ropes and Korrupt measures him off.. Ryder turns an dKorrupt delivers a chin kick. Ryder returns with a right hand and Korrupt fires back with a kick to the calf. Ryder throws a right hand but Korrupt ducks and takes him over with a Firemans carry take down. He gets Ryder to a seated position and kicks him in his back! Ryder puts his arms out, feeling the effects. Korrupt then kicks him in the chest and he goes down. Korrupt runs to the ropes, bounces off and leaps up, hitting a doublestomp to the chest of Ryder! Korrupt goes into the cover..
Kris Red: "Holy crap Korrupt is firing away with the kicks and feet early on!"
Korrupt brings Ryder to his feet and delivers a kick to his midsection. Korrupt applies a wrist clutch, and brings Ryder up and over with a suplex! He then brings Ryder to a seated position, hits the ropes, and kicks Ryder in the skull. The World Champion covers..
Tony D: "Those kicks from Korrupt are deadly. Then again, so is he."
Korrupt brings Ryder to his feet. He grabs his arm and starts twisting, but The Rough Ryder counters into an overhead armlock. Korrupt slips back and kicks Ryder in the skull, and he stumbles back into the ropes. Korrupt gets to his feet and delivers a European Uppercut, taking Ryder down. Korrupt covers..
Tony D: "It's a constant back and forth of power punches and kicks thus far between these two men who, just four months ago, were friends coming in to destroy WARPED Wrestling at the orders of President Joey Matthew. Now, they're enemies."
Kris Red: "Oh, how time and championships change people!"
Korrupt wastes no time bringing Ryder up. He goes for an irish whip but Ryder counters into a powerslam to Korrupt!
Tony D: "Counter from The Rough Ryder!"
He then drops an elbow, and covers..
The Rough Ryder shakes off the kicks from earlier and brings the champ to hi sfeet, backing him into the corner. Ryder delivers repeated right hands to the face, and the referee tells him to get it out of the corner! Ryder steps back, obeying the rules this time. He then comes at Korrupt who kicks him in the gut. Korrupt hops onto the second buckle and leaps off but The Rough Ryder catches him and drives him back-first into the corner. The Rough Ryder now delivers multiple shoulderbutts into the midsection of Korrupt. He lifts him up and places him on the top turnbuckle and climbs up. He hammers away at Korrupt with right hands, before hooking his arm in position for a Superplex. Korrupt fights back and pushes Ryder down, and he lands on his feet. Ryder immediately punches Korrupt in the gut and he doubles over. The Rough Ryder grabs his head and pulls him down slowly, and drops him with a DDT!
Tony D: "Dangerous!!"
The Rough Ryder rolls him over..
Foot on the rope!
Kris Red: "The Rough Ryder made a mistake by not pulling Korrupt further from the ropes!"
Korrupt snarls as he brings The Rough Ryder to his feet. The Rough Ryder brings Korrupt to his feet and takes him to the middle of the ring. He irish whips him into the ropes and Korrupt bounces off and back at Ryder who goes for a Tilt a Whirl backbreaker but Korrupt spins out and lands on his feet! Korrupt with a European Uppercut to Ryder. The Rough Ryder fires back with a right punch to the face. Korrupt then chops him across the chest, and Ryder delivers one of his own! Korrupt then hits a double chop to the throat! Ryder kicks Korrupt in the gut and pulls him in for a powerbomb. He lifts him up but Korrupt counters into a Hurricanrana! The Rough Ryder flips down to the mat and Korrupt gets to his feet. Ryder gets up near the ropes and Korrupt charges at him, but Ryder pulls the ropes down and Korrupt goes over and onto the apron. The Rough Ryder grabs him, pulling him up, and looking for a vertical suplex. Korrupt fights back with elbows to the back of Ryder's neck. Korrupt then hits a Double Chop from the apron and Ryder stumbles back. Korrupt leaps onto the top rope and springboards off, coming at Ryder - but Ryder drops him face-to-knee with a knee smash! Korrupt stumbles back into the ropes and bounces back as Ryder hits the adjacent ropes and hits a Running Knee Lift! Ryder hits the ropes as Korrupt drops to the mat and Ryder comes back with a Diving Knee Drop to the face of Korrupt.
Tony D: "The Rough Ryder is relentless with his attack!"
He makes the cover..
Kris Red: "And Korrupt is relentless with the kickouts!"
The Rough Ryder brings Korrupt to his feet and sends him into the corner. He delivers a right hand and runs to the opposite corner. Ryder charges in with a big knee to the gut and Korrupt drops to the mat. Ryder then hits the ropes and returns with a running boot to the face of Korrupt! The impact causes Korrupt to slither through the ropes and down to the floor. The Rough Ryder follows out of the ring. Korrupt pulls himself with the barricade and Ryder jumps off the apron with a double axe handle! Korrupt drops to the floor. Ryder brings him up and sends him into the steel steps! The referee starts the 10 count --- (1).. They move on impact and Korrupt grabs at his back in pain. (2...) Ryder brings him to his feet and delivers a right hand. Korrupt grabs the apron trying to keep himself up. (3...) Ryder with another right hand! He then rolls Korrupt into the ring and rolls in after. Ryder covers him..
Tony D: "Korrupt isn't done with just yet!"
Kris Red: "The Rough Ryder is being very aggressive thus far tonight."
The Rough Ryder brings Korrupt to his feet. Irish whip to the corner. He drives his knee into the gut of Korrupt and climbs up. He holds his fist up and brings it down on the face of Korrupt and the fans count along each time.. 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6.. 7.. 8.. 9.......... Ryder leaps up and drops an elbow across the bridge of Korrupt's nose! 10!
Kris Red: "That's gonna leave a mark!"
The Rough Ryder allows Korrupt to stumble out of the corner, clutching his nose, and he falls face-first on the mat. Ryder brings him up to his feet and toys with him, slapping him around as Korrupt seems to be out of it. Ryder delivers a chop to the chest of Korrupt, which seems to wake him up. The Rough Ryder throws a punch at Korrupt and it rocks him but doesn't take him off his feet. Korrupt then throws a European Uppercut! Ryder and Korrupt trade punches. Korrupt swings....Misses! He turns around as Ryder goes for the SIDE SWIPE!.....NO! Korrupt catches his leg and reverses the maneuver into a spinning wheel kick! Ryder goes down!
Tony D: " Korrupt has an opening! He if plays his cards right he could win the match and retain the championship!"
Korrupt gets to his feet an signals for Ryder to do the same.
Kris Red: "I think he's setting him up for something big Tony!"
The red outlined crown logo suddenly appears on the WARPED entrance monitor. A slow heartbeat can be heard throughout the arena sound system. The fans come to their feet as the TV screen of the viewer begins to scramble. The bass line to "King Back" By T.I. drops as the television screen comes back into focus. Taurus Capone emerges from the curtain to an eruption of cheers. Korrupt turns his attention away from Ryder and glares towards the entrance ramp.
Kris Red: " OH MY GOD! WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN HERE!?"
Tony D: " I believe Taurus Capone and our current world champion Korrupt are about to meet face to face for the first time!"
Taurus slowly makes his way down the ramp with a slight smirk on his face. Korrupt looks on from the middle of the ring not seeming the least bit impressed.
Kris Red: " This could become a war zone!"
Tony D:: " More importantly we're still in the middle of a match!"
As Taurus gets to ringside he stares a hole through Korrupt before slowly pulling himself onto the apron using the top rope. The music fades and the arena audience are in a frenzy as the stare down begins.
Kris Red: "Neither of them are blinking Tony...I don't know what to make of this!"
A smirk slowly begins to creep upon Korrupt's face. After a couple seconds this smirk slowly becomes a deranged laugh. Taurus's expression changes from his usual confident glare to an uneasy, confused "WTF" as Korrupt continues to seemingly crack.
Tony D: " I think Capone might realize he's finally met his match as far as loose screws go..."
As Korrupt continues his deranged laughter Taurus's confused expression once again slowly becomes a smirk.
Kris Red: " ....What the HELL is going on!?"
Tony D : " ...I spoke to soon. How could I forget that Taurus is a couple eggs short of an omelet also."
Kris Red: " ...A Couple?.."
Suddenly Korrupt is pushed towards the ropes. Capone quickly jumps down to the floor to avoid contact. Korrupt hits the ropes and holds on...he turns around.....SIDE SWIPE!! Korrupt goes down! Ryder goes in for the pin!
NOOO!....Korrupt got his shoulder up at the last minute. The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Ryder sits up and holds his head in disappointment.
Kris Red: "The title almost changed hands right there! Taurus almost caused Korrupt to lose the match and the championship!.."
Taurus slowly backs away from the ramp as the crowd continues to go crazy. He turns around and head back to the entrance way seemingly talking to himself as the camera cuts back to the ring.
The Rough Ryder leans against the ropes looking out for Taurus, who is now gone. He questions what that was all about and he turns around into an Inverted Lungblower from Korrupt!
Tony D: "Double knees to the gut!"
Kris Red: "Reverse lungblower, foo'!"
Ryder snaps up and Korrupt grabs him by the head and hits a snap DDT and keeps the hold on for the Guillotine choke!
Tony D: "There it is!! D.I.E. - Death's Infinite Ecstacy!"
Korrupt squeezes as tightly as possible as the fans are going wild!
Kris Red: "Will The Rough Ryder tap?!"
Korrupt then moves slightly, keeping the guillotine locked on, but then flips over, locking in a Last Chancery! He pulls back on the chin of Ryder while keeping the perfect bridge and The Rough Ryder must tap out!
Kris Red: "It's OVA! Korrupt retains!"
The bell sounds and Korrupt gets to his feet, stumbling back into the ropes.
Randy Long: "Here is your winner and STILL WARPED Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion - Korrrrrrrupt!"
"Empire" by Machinae Supremacy hits the PA System as the fans boo. Korrupt is handed his World Title and tells the ref to raise his damn arm, which he does. Korrupt then pulls away. He drops down and crawls to the corner, clutching his World Title. He looks at Ryder who is being tended to by the referee, then up at the aisle to see if Taurus is anywhere to be seen.
Tony D: "Korrupt retains tonight, and Taurus Capone makes his presence felt. But was it him that cost The Rough Ryder the match?"
Kris Red: "You know, quite honestly I don't think so, but I guess it's all about how The Rough Ryder feels."
Tony D: "I wonder what is going through the mind of Korrupt right now after that eerie meeting between him and TC."
Kris Red: "Quite honestly, I don't think any of us want to know what's going through any of these three men's minds."
Korrupt smirks and slithers out of the ring with his title as the scene ends..
|Main Event: Alexander StarrZoe vs. PKA
The scene fades to the ringside area as it's time for the main event.
Randy Long: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is the main event for the evening! Introducing first.."
The arena goes dark and the spotlight shines on the entrance stage, with blue strobe lights mixed in with the white, bright spotlights. "Ricochet!" by Shiny Toy Guns begins to play...and the lyrics kick in: "Welcome back to where I'm gonna have you. Shell shock fall back, anyone I see through. Watch your head spin like a mesocyclone, bouncin' off the walls now there's nowhere to run (OOH!) Like a bullet meant to be shotttt.. you're the target dead on the spot. When I focus I never miss.. it starts with a kiss.. LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAA" As the line reaches the screaming "She ricochet's!" PKA bursts through the curtain to cheers from the crowd.
Randy Long: "From Wichita, Kansas! Weighing in at 201 pounds - "Grade A" P..K..A!"
He holds his arms out in a crucifix as he poses on the stage in his black jeans, white wife beater and black leather jacket. He brings his arms up in the air, fists touching, before dropping them to his side and continuing down the ramp. He looks lost, depressed, unhappy, as he walks down the ramp. PKA reaches the steps and walks up, then heads up onto the turnbuckle, and holds both arms out in a crucifix. He surveys the crowd with a look of sorrow on his face, before hopping into the ring from the turnbuckle. He takes off his leather jacket and shirt, and hands it over to the referee who takes it to ringside, and he then leans up against the corner and requests the microphone. Randy Long hands it over to him and he taps on it as the fans listen to what he has to say.
PKA: "I'll make this short and sweet. First of all,thank you to the fans, to the wrestlers, and to everyone else who's made it possible for WARPED to reach 50 shows."
The fans cheer. A "This Is WARPED!" chant starts up. PKA grins.
PKA: "Tonight, I'm faced with perhaps the biggest challenge of my career as I face Alexander StarrZoe."
A huge pop from the crowd for the mention of the crowd favorite.
PKA: "For the last year, he's destroyed every single person in his path and has gone undefeated. And for the last year, he's tried to get under my skin. Well, two weeks ago, it finally happened. He can blame me for all of the mishaps he wants, but the simple fact of the matter is that I kept it professional and tried my best to stay out of this ring for the longest of time. But he pushed me just far enough to where I agreed to this match. Thing is, I'm in a tough position. I know I can beat Alexander StarrZoe, and when I do, I won't be happy.. I'll feel guilty. Guilty because I had to be the one to finally put him in his place and end the streak. So, Starr, know that when your shoulders get put to the mat for that three count that you brought it on yourself. Tonight, your streak comes to an end."
PKA hands the microphone over to Randy and stretches in the corner.
Randy Long: "And his opponent.. From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 237 pounds, at 18 wins and 0 losses, he is The Starr of the Show - Alexander StarrZoe!"
The houselights in the small venue dim as spotlights twirl around the small venue, focusing on the ring and the small entrance ramp. Multicolored orbs dance around the canvas as "Who Shot Ya?" by the Notorious B.I.G. begins to blast through the public announce system while the top of the metal ramp fills with smoke. Alexander StarrZoë emerges from the smoke to the cheers and applause of the fans. Alex struts down the ramp, slapping the hands of a few fans sitting ringside and climbs to the top turnbuckle, staring into the people. Hopping into the ring, Starr climbs up on the second rope, facing the fans, and raises his fist into the air as the fans cheer; "StarrZoë! StarrZoë! StarrZoë!"
Tony D: "A year in the making.. PKA and StarrZoe going head to head, face to face."
Kris Red: "18 wins and 0 losses.. Starr is putting that on the line because of his ongoing issues with PKA. Some say it might be one-sided, but Starr is passionate about avenging the mis-haps that PKA referenced."
The bell sounds! Collar and elbow tie up! They jockey for position. Starr backs PKA into the ropes. PKA powers out of them as both men are still locked up. PKA pushes Starr away and Starr tells him to bring it.
Kris Red: "I never thought we'd see this match!"
They lock up again.. Starr pushes PKA away and tells HIM to bring it! PKA rubs his hands together and nods. They lock up again. Starr with a go-behind reverse waistlock. He lifts PKA up and slams him down on the mat and floats over into a front facelock. Starr stands up and showboats, as PKA gets to his feet. PKA tells him to bring it. Lock up... PKA with a reverse waistlock.. Starr elbows out of it. Starr brings PKA in with a side headlock and brings him down to the mat. PKA rolls backward and gets to his feet, applying a side headlock on Starr as he gets up. Starr jabs PKA in the gut and goes for a belly to back suplex but PKA lands on his feet. PKA sweeps the feet of StarrZoe and drops down. He rolls Starr over, grabs the arm of Starr and applies a grounded hammerlock. He kneels over Starr, twisting the arm and putting on the pressure. Starr darts his eyes left and right as PKA then keeps the hammerlock on but applies a front facelock, bringing him to his feet. Starr is able to escape, now twisting the arm of PKA, and PKA drops to a knee, grabbing at his shoulder. PKA grabs his shoulder as Starr twists and twists. PKA does a rolling somersault and kips up while Starr holds on. PKA does a backflip and is able to reverse the move, twisting the arm of StarrZoe!
Tony D: "Amazing athletic ability by PKA!"
Kris Red: "StarrZoe and PKA at a stalemate thus far."
The crowd applauds as Starr drops to a knee and PKA stands over him with the arm in hand. Starr fights to his feet and backs PKA up against the ropes and kicks him in the gut. PKA releases the hold and Starr clotheslines him over the ropes. PKA lands on the apron and Starr attempts for a suplex but PKA counters into a suplex sending Starr down to the floor! Starr grabs at his back and PKA springboards off the ropes and comes back with an Asai Moonsault but Starr moves and PKA crashes on the floor!
Kris Red: "Oh my god he could have a broken ribcage!!"
The crowd gasps as PKA grabs at his midsection, rolling around at ringside. StarrZoe brings PKA to his feet and rolls him into the ring and slides in after. He covers PKA..
Tony D: "I don't know how PKA kicked out at one there."
Starr gets to his feet, bringing PKA up. He jabs him in the gut, then kicks him, targeting the injured midsection. He runs back, hits the ropes and comes back with a clothesline but PKA rolls him up in a school boy!
Both men get to their feet and PKA ducks behind Starr and applies a reverse waist lock and rolls him backwards and bridges into a pin!
Both men get up and PKA slaps Starr in the face! Starr drops down and rolls to the outside as PKA stands tall in the ring, a smile on his face. Starr looks frustrated as he puts his hands on his hips and walks around the ring, rethinking things.
Tony D: "Thus far PKA has had Alexander StarrZoe's number in the early moments of the match."
Kris Red: "It's quite clear that PKA hasn't lost his ability to wrestle. No ring rust so far."
Starr looks up at PKA in the ring who motions for him to bring it on back in the ring. The referee starts a count and PKA tells him to stop and let Starr get himself under control out there. A "You got bitch slapped!" chant starts up and Starr can't believe his ears! PKA leans up against the corner, just chilling out. Starr walks up the steps and steps through the ropes, keeping an eye on PKA who walks out of the corner.
"Let's Go StarrZoe! - P K A! Let's Go StarrZoe! - P K A!" dueling chant now starts up as the two circle the ring and lock up.
Tony D: "The crowd is very split tonight in this match!"
Starr immediately applies an armwrench and delivers a quick shoulderblock. He whips PKA into the ropes and clotheslines him to the mat. Starr smiles as he's now taken control. He raises his arms and hits the ropes.. PKA trips him up and floats over into a side headlock on the mat!
Starr pushes up off of the mat, bringing PKA up while the hold is still on. Starr wraps his hands around his waist and lifts him up for a belly to back suplex, but PKA holds on and comes back down on the mat. Starr backs PKA into the ropes and tries to push PKA away but he holds onto the headlock. Starr punches PKA in the gut and PKA starts to lose his grip. Starr lifts him up for a belly to back and puts him on the top rope but PKA springs off of that and they spin into a bulldog attempt but Starr releases PKA. Starr swings at PKA but he ducks and takes him down with a headlock takeover. Starr now pulls PKA backward, causing his shoulders to be on the mat.
Tony D: "Pin!"
PKA kicks up and locks in the side headlock on the mat once again. Starr rolls him on his back again..
PKA comes back out of it and this time Starr pushes his head down and applies a headscissors. PKA kips up and out of it and the two get to their feet. PKA with a headlock takeover! Starr pushes his head down and applies the headscissors once again and PKA once again kips up from it! They get up and for a third time PKA takes Starr down with the headlock takeover, Starr applies the headscissors, and PKA kips up. The crowd applauds at the chain wrestling!
Kris Red: "This is an incredible back and forth between PKA and Alexander StarrZoe."
They then meet in the middle of the ring and PKA applies the headlock but Starr stops him from taking him down. PKA still keeps the hold locked on though and brings Starr down to his knees, and he's fading. The referee checks if Starr wants to give up and gets no response. PKA shouts "lift the arm!" and the ref lifts it once.. and it drops.
Tony D: "PKA telling the referee to see if he's out."
The ref lifts Starr's arm a second time.. and it drops.
Tony D: "One more time and the match is over!"
The ref lifts the arm a third time and Starr shakes his index finger, saying no way!
Kris Red: "Not just yet! Starr's got life left in him."
Starr pushes up to his feet and backs PKA into the ropes. He delivers numerous ribshots with his fist to PKA. Starr is able to get free, and he pushes PKA across the ring.. off the ropes.. PKA slides between his legs.. PKA now whips Starr into the ropes.. Starr slides between his legs this time.. PKA hits the ropes, Starr drops down, PKA cartwheels over him.. Starr gets up and PKA locks in another headlock and takes him down to the mat, shoulders down!
Tony D: "You've got to be kidding me!"
Starr is able to power his way to his feet. He delivers a few rib shots once more, backing PKA into the ropes. He pushes PKA away, and PKA hits the ropes and returns to a spinning heel kick from StarrZoe! PKA drops down and Starr hits the ropes.. PKA gets up and leapfrogs.. Starr runs underneath him and grabs him from behind. PKA runs to the ropes, with Starr attached, and pushes Starr off. He rolls backward and PKA charges at him and Starr nails him with a back elbow! Starr hits the ropes and PKA drops down. Starr leaps over, hits the ropes and PKA goes for a Superkick but Starr puts on the boots and grabs PKA's foot and spins him around into a reverse waistlock. Starr goes for a German Suplex but PKA lands on his feet. Starr hits a back elbow on PKA, whips him into the ropes and PKA leaps onto the ropes and springboards back with a Lionsault but Starr moves and PKA lands on his feet. Starr goes for a clothesline but PKA ducks, hits the ropes and returns with a headscissors takedown! Starr slides out of the ring as PKA gets to his feet.
Kris Red: "Amazing back and forth action!"
Starr grabs at his back and PKA runs to the opposite ropes, bounces off and charges in but Starr gets up on the apron and hits a shoulderblock through the ropes to the midsection of PKA. Starr grabs PKA's head and drives it toward the top turnbuckle but PKA blocks it, grabs Starr's head and slams his face off of it! PKA then leaps onto the middle rope and springboards off to Starr and hits a Dropkick ala Chris Jericho!
Tony D: "Springboard dropkick on the mark for PKA, and Starr is down!"
Starr drops to the floor and PKA gets to his feet as the crowd claps.
Kris Red: "PKA loves to fly! He's gonna try this again!"
PKA gets out on the apron and leaps onto the middle rope, springs back and hits the Asai Moonsault on StarrZoe!
Tony D: "He tried that earlier and it didn't connect. Thankfully for PKA it did this time!"
The crowd applauds as both men are out on the floor. They slowly both start to get up at the same time, with PKA beating him just barely. PKA kicks Starr as he tries to get up and continues to put the boots to him. Starr fights his way up and pushes PKA away. PKA comes back at him but Starr gets a knee to the gut. He then delivers a right hand and pulls PKA in for a Fisherman Suplex.. but PKA punches Starr in the gut to escape. PKA then pulls him in for a Cross-Arm Brainbuster attempt, and lifts him up, but Starr brings a knee down on PKA's head and escapes. Starr goes for a kick but PKA grabs his boot and spins him around and grabs him by the head and drops with a Reverse Falling DDT onto the floor!
Kris Red: "That floor has no padding and PKA's head has none either. That could cause brain damage."
Tony D: "Both of these men will do whatever they have to in order to win, I'm sure of it."
Starr grabs the back of his head and rolls around the floor as PKA gets to his feet. PKA heads up the aisle, slapping hands of fans along the way. He reaches over the barricade and asks a fan for a chair and they hand one to him. He sets it up in the middle of the aisle and heads up the ramp as Starr slowly gets to his feet. PKA runs and steps up the chair, jumping off and hitting a Buff Blockbuster (flipping Neckbreaker) on the floor!!
Tony D: "These two are pulling out all of the stops! What a move!"
PKA puts his arms out in a crucifix position as the fans cheer him on! He does a lap around the ring, slapping the hands of fans along the way, being cocky yet confident. PKA gets back to Starr who is pulling himself up on the apron. PKA rolls him into the ring and climbs up the apron and to the top buckle. Starr gets to his feet and PKA leaps off with a missle dropkick that connects! PKA into the cover..
PKA gets to his feet and shrugs it off, saying he's got this. "Don't worry, everyone" says PKA as he hops back and forth as Starr gets to his feet. PKA then hits the ropes and returns to a huge lariat from StarrZoe!
Tony D: "LARIAT~!"
PKA goes down and the crowd lets out a big OOHHHH! StarrZoe smiles as he grabs at his back. He brings PKA to his feet and clubs him over the back, and PKA drops down to the mat. He reaches up and grabs the middle rope, and Starr starts to choke him on it. The ref starts a 5 count 1.. 2.. 3.. Starr releases. He pulls PKA up, lifts him in the air and slams him to the mat. He drops down and covers..
Starr brings PKA back up and knees him in the gut. He sets him up for a Fisherman Suplex, lifts him up and drops him with the move, with a bridge!
Starr gets up, grabbing at his back. He reaches down and brings the ultraviolent perfectionist to his feet and kicks him in the gut, before whipping him into the corner with force. PKA hits back-first and the force causes him to step out and right into a belly to belly suplex from Starr! PKA is sent across the ring and Starr pulls him away from the ropes and covers..
Starr pulls PKA up and delivers a right hand to the face, followed by another. He goes behind PKA, hooking both arms, lifting him up and driving him to the mat with a Full Nelson Slam! Starr covers..
Alexander StarrZoe stands up and kicks PKA in the head as he tries to get up. Starr continues the assault with another kick, this time to his back. He pulls PKA up off of the mat now and PKA looks to be hurting. Starr clubs him in his back as he applies a front facelock. Starr backs him into the corner.. Irish whip once again with brute force! PKA hits chest-first and bounces off, dropping to the mat. Starr smiles as PKA rolls around in pain. He taunts PKA now as he stands over him. "Come on, booker man! Come on, boss! Get up! Wrestle!"
Starr brings PKA to his feet and backs him into the corner. Starr tells PKA to wake up! Irish whip into the corner! PKA hits back first, and Starr charges in, only to get a boot to the face from PKA! Starr stumbles back and PKA runs and leaps at him, and Starr catches him in wheelbarrow fashion, but PKA counters into a bulldog! PKA covers!
Kick out with authority from StarrZoe!
Both men get to their feet and PKA attempts a backslide but Starr fights through it. However, PKA manages to power him down onto the mat..
Tony D: "These men are going full speed nonstop!"
Both men get to their feet and Starr hits a quick jawbreaker on PKA. He then lifts him on his shoulders in a firemans carry and drops him down on his face with a TKO!
Kris Red: "TKO!"
PKA rolls to the ropes, clutching at his neck, as Starr gets to his feet and goes back to work as he stomps away at PKA. The ref starts a 5 count to get him out of the ropes 1.. 2.. stomp stomp.. 3.. stomp..4.. Starr stops. He then kicks PKA under the bottom rope and follows out. Starr brings PKA to his feet and takes him by the announce table and slams his head off of the wood! Starr then slams his head off of the apron! PKA drops down to a knee and Starr brings him back up, rolling him into the ring. He slides in as PKA is slow to his feet. Irish whip from StarrZoe.. PKA off the ropes.. Starr with a Roundhouse Kick to the temple!
Tony D: "Starr's kicks are lethal! Here's the cover!"
PKA goes down and Starr covers..
Kris Red: "Two countooo~!"
Starr steps back as PKA slowly starts pushing himself up from all fours. Starr runs to the ropes behind PKA and as PKA stands up and he grabs PKA's head and drops him with an Inverted DDT! PKA's head hits the mat and Starr rolls him near the ropes. Starr the runs to the far ropes, bounces off, rolls and leaps with a Senton!
Tony D: "Philly's Finest Flyer!"
Starr hooks the leg..
Starr brings PKA to his feet and PKA pushes him and tells him to bring it! Starr slaps PKA across the face and backs him into the ropes. Irish whip.. PKA off the ropes and Starr goes for a tilt a whirl but PKA lands on his feet and kicks Starr in the gut, then hits a spinning Wheel kick that backs him into the corner. PKA charges in at Starr who moves, and PKA leaps onto the second buckle, then leaps back with a Crossbody on Starr, but Starr rolls through and keeps PKA in his grasp as he lifts him up to a standing position and brings him up onto his shoulders but PKA counters into a Rana - but Starr doesn't go down and he in fact pulls PKA back up, but PKA goes over him with a Sunset Flip! Starr immediately rolls out of that and dropkicks PKA in the face! Starr brings PKA up and whips him into the corner. Starr charges in at PKA and leaps in at him with a monkey flip and executes it, but PKA flips and lands on his feet. Starr comes at PKA but he gets a kick to the midsection. PKA sets him up for a Vertical Suplex and connects! He holds on, though, and brings Starr to his feet. He lifts him up and drops him with a brainbuster! PKA continues to hold on though, and brings him back up to his feet. PKA lifts him up into the air and brings him down with a Falcon Arrow Pinning predicament!
Tony D: "PKA nailing the Tough Decision there!"
PKA immediately gets up to his feet and hits a Standing Shooting Star Press but Starr gets the knees up! PKA rolls around clutching his midsection as Starr slowly gets to his feet, looking a bit loopy. PKA gets up and bounces off the ropes, leaping at Starr with a jumping calf kick, but Starr blocks it. He then grabs PKA around the waist and brings him to his feet and hits a German Suplex!
Starr now climbs the turnbuckle, possibly setting up for the 450! PKA starts to come alive, though, and Starr rethinks his strategy. He steps down onto the second buckle, turning his back to PKA, and PKA gets up just in time for Starr to come off with a moonsault!
Tony D: "Air Philly!"
Starr stays on top for the cover..
Starr rolls over onto his back as the fans chant "Let's Go StarrZoe! P K A!" back and forth. The referee starts the count as both men are down. 1... 2... 3... 4... Starr rolls over and starts up to his feet and tells the ref to "stop that god damned count right now!" Starr brings PKA to his feet and takes him to the corner, lifting him up top. Starr climbs and wraps his arms around PKA, setting him for a Belly to Belly as they inch further up the turnbuckle. PKA clasps his hands together, slapping both ears of Starr and causing him to step down to the mat. PKA then leaps off with a headscissors, but Starr catches him and pushes him away, causing PKA to moonsault back onto his stomach! PKA gets up and Starr hits a Cradle Brainbuster~!
The referee shows Starr the peace sign, and Starr puts his arms out, not believing that it was only two! He says its over as he gets up and kicks PKA in the skull. He pulls him up and sets him up for another German Suplex. He lifts him up and PKA grabs him around his neck and brings him down with a snapmare! Starr gets to his feet and PKA executes a small package!
Both men get to their feet and Starr chops PKA across the chest. PKA goes for a chop but Starr ducks it and lifts him up belly to back fashion but brings him down face-first in a sitout bomb! He rolls PKA over and covers..
Starr slaps the mat three times, telling the ref to count! He brings PKA to his feet and backs him into the ropes. He tells the crowd to hush and they quiet down a bit as Starr chops the shit out of PKA's chest!
Starr now grabs PKA at the head and brings him down with a headlock takeover into a hook of the leg..
Starr gets to his feet and rolls PKA up..
Tony D: "Starr continues to look for the three count with rapid pin attempts!"
Starr gets to his feet and kicks PKA as he starts on his way up. He brings PKA the rest of the way up and whips him into the corner, but PKA leaps over the turnbuckle and ropes and lands on the apron. Starr charges in and PKA delivers a forearm shot to the face. He climbs up the turnbuckle and Starr runs and grabs onto him, then executes a belly to belly moonsault!!!
"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"
Tony D: "Oh My God!!"
Both men are out in the middle of the ring and the referee starts the 10 count.. but stops as Starr rolls over and places an arm over PKA...
Kris Red: "What!"
Tony D: "HOW did PKA kick out of that?!"
Kris Red: "HOW did Starr do that move with such ease?!"
Starr grabs his head, sitting up and looking at PKA. Starr rolls over and starts bringing PKA to his feet as the crowd is stomping the floor in anticipation for the next big move. Starr irish whips PKA into the corner. He makes his way toward PKA and PKA hops onto the middle turnbuckle and kicks at Starr, but Starr grabs his boot and pushes it back down. Starr slaps the spit out of PKA's mouth and climbs up.
Kris Red: "Holy shit did he knock his teeth out?!"
Starr sets him up for a superplex, but PKA delivers repeated forearm shots to the face of Starr! One after another, rapidfire forearms connect with Starr until finally PKA stops it, and Starr simply collapses on the mat!
Tony D: "Starr goes down!"
PKA gets to a standing position from the top. PKA looks down and says "It's over.. I'm sorry."
Kris Red: "PKA has something big in mind here.. Did he just say he's sorry??"
PKA leaps off with a Corkscrew 630 but Starr gets his knees up!
Tony D: "Starr gets up the knees!!!"
PKA's back crashes into the knees of Starr and PKA is out! Starr rolls under the ropes, climbs the turnbuckle, and looks out at the fans who are on their feet.
Tony D: "Kris! Here it comes!"
Starr stands up, gets ready, and leaps off with the 450 Splash!
Tony D: "The Rising Starr!"
Kris Red: "There it is!"
Starr hooks the leg...
Kris Red: "Starr is still undefeated!"
The bell sounds!
Randy Long: "Here is your winner - Alexander StarrrrrrZoooooe!"
"Who Shot Ya?" hits the PA System and Starr sits up on his knees, shocked. He smiles as he runs his hands through his messy, sweaty hair. The referee raises his arm in victory, and Starr uses his free hand to grab the top rope and pull himself up. Starr is up, holding his ribs, staring down at his fallen opponent, the crowd begins to cheer; “StarrZoë! StarrZoë! StarrZoë!” Alexander reaches his hand down, extending it toward PKA; “hell of a match” Starr says, PKA looking at his hand in debate. After a moment of thought, PKA struggles up and shakes the former World Champion’s hand. The fans erupt into cheer. Alex motions for a microphone and the crowd quiets down;
Starr: “Now THAT was a fight for the ages, eh folks? Not the first one we saw tonight, but certainly something to tell your friends about. But, I’ve got to say, I’ve been thinking over the last few days and there’s something on my mind. I know Pat calls the shots around here and I know PKA and I have had a bit of a falling out, but after an entire year of working together, feathers get ruffled. That’s not what’s important right now, I’d like to address someone else on the roster, I need to speak to him face to face. William Wallace, if you could come out here please…”
Tony D: "Wait a minute, Starr is calling out William Wallace? But why?"
Kris Red: "The show isn't over yet?!"
Tony D: "We're already over three hours tonight. I know nothing about this."
After a moment of hesitation, “Flower of Scotland” plays over the public announce system and Wallace appears on the small stage, his head bandaged from the brawl earlier on. He slowly limps down to the ring, a weary look on his face.
Tony D: "Wallace looks banged up bad from his match with SwitchBlade earlier. Look at him, he can barely walk."
He climbs into the ring and meets Starr face to face.
Starr: “Since the day you showed up here I’ve given you credit where credit is due. You’ve done wonders with that Evolution Title and you’ve made a name for yourself, which, as I said earlier this week, will go down in the history books. But you said something a few days ago that made me a bit curious. None of the other matches on this card mattered? You should already have a World Championship shot? No matter how much ability you have, no matter how much credit I give you, it’s still important to remember; you’ve come far William, but not far enough. That’s why you’re out here. I know both of us have just fought hard matches, but these fans paid good money for these tickets, maybe this show isn’t over just yet? You want that World Championship spot so badly? You’ve already beaten one former World Champion in Korrupt, but you didn’t quite manage to get the job down against SwitchBlade. Tonight, in front of all these people, maybe you can prove what no one else on this roster, legitimately Korrput, without outside intervention, in more than 365 days; you’re better than Alexander StarrZoë.”
PKA’s eyes bulge; “are you for real?!” he screams out, unsure of where Starr was going with this whole thing. “What the hell is he on about? Did you know about this?” Wallace asks, staring toward PKA. Patrick leans in to say something to Alexander, but Starr steps backwards. “He’s a big boy Pat, let him make his own decisions.” Wallace looks around the crowd, who is in love with the idea of another match and are on their feet. PKA just throws his hands up; “do whatever the hell you want” and walks out of the ring. Starr drops the microphone and steps toward Wallace; “you’ve got an opportunity right here, right now kid, don’t blow it.” Wallace shrugs, steps forward and pushes Starr backwards. The referee asks PKA if this is really happening and PKA shrugs his arms and says "go ahead!". The referee calls for the bell!
Tony D: "This is an official match?!"
Kris Red: "It sure looks like it!"
Starr shakes his cobwebs and stands up, slowly pacing the ring, staring through his opponent. Shooting toward his left, Alexander ties up with Wallace and the two men struggle for control. Wallace wins the better of the exchange and lifts Starr up vertically, dropping him to the mat with a Suplex. Both men are far passed drained after their matches and are forcing their bodies. William struggles to his feet first only to be headed off by Starr, who catches the larger man with a jumping clothesline. Alexander, working on reserves now, hops up onto the second rope and splashes down on the Scottish brawler with a Moonsault. Once again, both competitors are on the canvas, breathing heavily, neither man quite sure how or why they are in this situation. The referee stares down, seeing two people who have just fought far two extremely grueling matches, now attempting to just make it through another, hopefully short, bout. The referee checks on both and starts the 10 count... 1.... 2....
Tony D: "These two men are battered. They are beaten. And they are wrestling a match that I'm sure neither one of them expected to wrestle!"
Kris Red: "Something tells me Starr had this in his back pocket."
The referee’s count is up to five before Wallace stands, dragging up Starr by the hair and whipping him against the ropes before sending him against the opposite rope and wrapping the former World Champion up from behind, slamming him down on his neck with a German Suplex. William Wallace, on hands and knees, crawls toward the ropes, trying to pull himself up, too beaten, both mentally and physically to have much ring awareness to go for a cover. Slowly making it to his own feet, Starr and Wallace once again meet toe to toe. Starr catches the flying first of William Wallace in his left hand and drops Wallace to the met with a kick to the temple from his left leg, the last of his tank depleted, StarrZoë slowly journeys up to the top rope, struggling to drag his body upward. Perched on the turnbuckle, StarrZoë examines the carnage before him through blurred eyes, trying his best to time his flip.
Tony D: "Starr looking for the 450 Splash!"
Spending too much time in preparation and miscalculating his flip, Starr is caught midair by the bigger man and sent crashing to the ground in a spectacular feat of physical strength for a man that has just gone through hell in a steel cage.
Tony D: "Look out!"
Sit out Powerbomb!
Kris Red: "William Wallace reversed the Rising Starr into a Freedom Drop!
The crowd is in shocked silence, unsure if they really saw what just happened. Hooking the leg of the unconscious former World Champion, the referee counts..
Kris Red: "Was that THREE?!"
The ref calls for the bell and the crowd goes absolutely wild!!
Tony D: "William Wallace just ended the year long streak of Alexander StarrZoe! Oh My GOD!!"
Kris Red: "If this was a cartoon, William Wallace's jaw would be on the floor!"
Wallace stands up, mouth wide open in shock. The fans pound the floor, the chairs, slap each other, bounce back and forth and start chanting "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"
Randy Long: "Here is your winner...... Willllliam Walllllllllllllllace!"
"Flower of Scotland" plays over the PA System. Wallace puts his arms in the air, still a look of shock and disbelief covering his face! He drops down to his knees and cups his hands over his mouth.
Tony D: "William Wallace is in shock! So am I! So are the fans!"
Wallace gets to his feet. Confetti now drops from the top of the building! Wallace climbs the turnbuckle and raises his arms in victory. He grabs at his back, and slowly steps down, still feeling a ton of pain from the night. He leans up against the corner, darting his eyes left and right as the fans are still going wild. PKA is shown at ringside with a smile on his face, a look of pure genuine happiness and surprise. He puts his hands against the apron and watches as William Wallace comes out of the corner and puts one arm in the air, the other grabbing his midsection. The building gets covered in confetti and William Wallace looks down at Alexander StarrZoe, who is sitting up against the corner now, clutching his ribs. He nods at Wallace, and drops down, rolling under the ropes to the ringside area. He backs up the aisle and bumps into PKA, who's standing there midway. They shake hands and make their way toward the back, as Wallace continues to celebrate in the ring. Fans in the front row are bowing down to Wallace.
Tony D: "William Wallace may had lost the Evolution Championship, but on this night he DEFINITELY won by defeating a man with 19 wins, 0 losses, over a year of domination and a former World Champion. William Wallace has officially become a STAR in WARPED Wrestling!"
Starr and PKA turn around to look up at the ring, watching Wallace climb the turnbuckle and celebrate. From the curtains comes SwitchBlade, Evolution Title over his shoulder, bandages over his head. He looks at both PKA and Starr.
"What was that all about"
PKA points to the ring. "That's what it's all about."
SwitchBlade looks at Starr. He shrugs and heads past SwitchBlade, PKA follows, and SwitchBlade watches Wallace in the ring. The show fades to black.
"I NEED CHEESEBURGERS"
- Kentucky Tarzan