Chris: Welcome everyone to the center of wrestling activity in the United States! This is the fWo, and you are here for the biggest Pay-Per-View event ever
Matt: Ladies and Gentlemen
Matt: The following match is for the fWo Internet Championship! Introducing first, the challenger, Barry Bladerth!
Chris: Barry Bladerth a tough, tough competitor in the ring. He holds one victory over the current Internet Champion Scotty Cool from just over a week ago at Wednesday Warfare.
Matt: And Introducing next the current Internet Champion of the World, master of the Scotty Dropper, Scotty Cool!
Scott: Scott coming over to our table now
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