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WARPEDLIVE 23 "THE UNIMAGINABLE" - 02.13.11

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You open the DVD of WARPED 23 and enter it into your favorite DVD player. The sounds of "Pogo" by Digitalism play as the WARPED Wrestling logo floats down from the top to the middle of the screen. Underneath that fades in to words "Play DVD". You click... and the show begins.

The show fades in as we see "February 13, 2011 - Burlington, NC" on the bottom right of the screen.

 

 

 

The Letter

The show opens and some unfamiliar music hits the PA system as the fans all look to the makeshift aisle way... The song is Machinae Supremacy "Dark City" and those behind it are all three members of The Movement - PKA, Korrupt, and Crowbar. They are all dressed in their usual attire as they make their way down to the ring with boos from the crowd. PKA leads the group with the Evolution Championship on his shoulder, sunglasses over his eyes, wearing also tight black jeans, a red t-shirt and a black leather jacket over it.. Korrupt is behind him, stalking his way towards the ring with his eyes glued forward. Crowbar is next, wearing the World Championship around his waist. He has on stressed looking jeans, black boots, and a black t-shirt as he makes his way down the aisle, looking around and laughing at the hate the fans have for him. Korrupt slides into the ring as usual, Crowbar steps up the stairs ane enters, as PKA climbs the apron and the turnbuckle, extending his arms out. The crowd continue to boo as PKA grabs a microphone and they assume their spots in the middle of the ring.

PKA happily clutches his Evolution Championship that is over his shoulder. He takes off his sunglasses and puts them on his head. A grin is on his face as he raises the microphone and speaks.

PKA: "The Movement continues to roll through WARPED Wrestling without one single hiccup."

The crowd in Burlington boos!

PKA: "Oh, Burlington, you aren't fans of ours?"

PKA grins and turns back to Korrupt, then to Crowbar. All three of them could care less!

PKA: "We don't give a damn what you think, because no matter of what your opinion is, that won't change the fact that we hold all of the gold in WARPED, and we dominate every single person that stands in our way. Did you see how much of a pain clinic my boys back here put on at WARPED 22 against Rusty Red and Jack Jane? Hell, last I heard, Jack Jane can't even wrestle anymore after getting his ass handed to him last week. And what about yours truly? Big bad Jeremy Filth was a big talker with all of his fans behind him, and where did that get him? Nowhere. Thanks for helping me make my point that it doesn't matter if that "fans" are behind us or not - we're still going to dominate. And the domination doesn't stop anytime soon. Tonight, Korrupt will pick up the scraps on Jeremy Filth.. Crowbar will take care of that emo twink boy Seth Owens. And come March 6th at the One Year Anniversary - Korrupt and Crowbar will have their Title Match and not a single thing will change - we'll still be the.."

Suddenly Crowbar taps PKA on the shoulder, a puzzled and confused look on his face.

PKA: "What?"

Crowbar puts his hand over the microphone and pushes it down as he has a few words with PKA. We can't hear exactly what's being said but PKA's jaw slightly drops and he looks like he just heard some big news, meanwhile Crowbar isn't looking too happy. PKA steps away from Crowbar and lifts the microphone up, looking over at Korrupt..

PKA: "You uh... you didn't tell him?"

With the World Title still buckled around his waist, Crowbar crosses his arms. Korrupt shakes his head and pulls out the letter that was left in the locker room for him last week. PKA looks a bit concerned as he passes the microphone over to Korrupt.

Korrupt: “Now calm...down Crow...no need to get so hot. Now it’s nothing big, it’s just a note...a note that states that I, Korrupt, am hereby the number one contender to your championship! It’s nooothing!”

Crowbar’s face shows that he’s upset, he looks at PKA and shouts at him. PKA holds his arms up in a defensive manner. Korrupt holds his hand up, the mic still in his possession.

Korrupt: “Whoa, whoa, whoa it isn’t PKA’s fault Crowbar. Look, CALM DOWN before you head starts to steam and turn red! You look like a giant Red Hot when you’re angry!! This isn’t PKA’s fault...ENTIRELY...Joey Matthews had a little something to do with it. Wanna read it?”

Korrupt tries to hand Crowbar the note playfully, Crowbar smacks it out of his hands. Korrupt picks it up slowly and unfolds it.

Korrupt: It says--

PKA tries to stop Korrupt, but Korrupt pulls away ready to read it.

Korrupt: “Dear Korrupt, I’ve come to realize that you’re deserving of this piece of paper, because honestly I feel like I should tell you this. You’ve done SO MUCH for Warped Wrestling, I’ve decided to give you a World Title Match against Crowbar! That means once and for all you’ll hold the belt and NO ONE will have to suffer through Crowbar’s title reign....!”

PKA’s eyes widen and he looks on, “That’s not what it says!” he shouts out. Korrupt pushes PKA to the side lightly and gets in Crowbar’s face.

Korrupt: “SO Crowbar, that means your belt is up for grabs. And I can see...deep down in your eyes that pisses you off. I mean, it was PERFECT, you come into The Movement and get ALL the glory and leave ME with nothing but an empty void. But now Crow...now I get to split that THICK fucking head of yours open and take my rightful place as champion! How do you like THEM apples Cueball?!”

Crowbar licks his teeth and looks down at the title. He takes it off, PKA slowly looks at the two of them as the crowd begins to get antsy. Crowbar slowly hands PKA the championship, PKA reluctantly takes it. He grabs PKAs arm and holds the mic to his mouth.

Crowbar: “Crushed.”

Suddenly Crowbar BLASTS Korrupt with a right hand which drops him. Korrupt stands up...he chuckles and rubs his cheek. All of a suddenly he scowls and takes Crowbar down to the mat and starts to wail on him. The fans explode into cheers as the two begin to go at it. PKA stands in the ring and tries to talk some sense into the two! But there is no stopping them! PKA pulls Crowbar off and Korrupt gets to his feet and charges, tackling Crowbar! PKA then pulls him off and tries to talk some sense into them as they stand off ready to tear into each other.. Crowbar throws a punch and Korrupt ducks and grabs Crowbar around the waist and drives him back into the ropes and PKA immediately comes over and gets inbetween them and pushes Korrupt away. He pushes him again and gets in his face as Crowbar shakes it all off behind.. then suddenly PKA hits Crowbar with a trademark PKA SUPERKICK! The crowd gasps as PKA stares down at Crowbar and Korrupt looks surprised as well as he looks around PKA to see Crowbar is down. PKA then takes a couple steps forward, then turns and hits the SUPERKICK on Korrupt as well! Both men are down now and PKA dusts himself off and picks up his Evolution Title and the microphone.

PKA: "ENOUGH!

PKA drops the microphone and shakes his head in frustration and escapes through the ropes, walking up the aisle without looking back.

 

 

 

Singles Match
SwitchBlade vs. "The Wanted Man" Rusty Red

Randy Long: "The opening contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring...from Red Oak, Texas, weighing in at 255 pounds.. "The Wanted Man" Rusty Red!"

"Spolin' For A Fight" by AC/DC plays in the background. The fans come to their feet and watch the entrance way as none other than "The Wanted Man" Rusty Red comes out from the back. He is wearing his torn up blue jeans with a cowboy hat on and cowboy boots. As he makes his way out the crowd is making a lot of mixed noise. He steps up onto the ring apron and enters the ring through the ropes.

Randy Long: "And his opponent, from Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at 192 pounds - SwitchBlaaaaade!"

"Lost My Way" by Finger Eleven plays. SwitchBlade slowly steps through the curtain to a large number of cheers. He is dressed in his usual attire of a black short sleeve shirt with a leather jacket, blue jeans, and black shoes. He also has on his trademark gold belt and sunglasses, but this time also has a necklace with a switchblade pendant on it. Upon making his way to the ring he high fives a few of the fans, and then slides into the ring. He gets up, takes off his sunglasses and necklace and tosses them aside. He waves to the fans, and then offers Rusty Red a handshake before starting the match.

Rusty flips the bird to SwitchBlade and the bell sounds..

Tony D: "Rusty Red doesn't want any handshake it seems but was that wise to do to SwitchBlade?"

Rusty Red throws a punch but SwitchBlade blocks it and grabs the arm, bringing him down to the mat in an armbreaker, but Rusty wiggles free. He gets to his feet and kicks at Switchy, but Switchy blocks it and pushes Red down on the mat and grabs the other leg and applies a Figure Four Leglock! Rusty Red screams out in pain and is able to wiggle towards the bottom rope and grab on. SwitchBlade releases and both men get to their feet.

Kris Red: "Rusty is having some difficulty thus far!"

Rusty Red angrily charges in with a viscious clothesline but SwitchBlade ducks under and hits an Implant DDT! He then applies the Crucifix Neck Crank.

Tony D: "ENTER THE DARKNESS!"

..and Rusty Red taps out! That's it!

Randy Long: "Here is your winner - SwitchBlaaaaade!"

"Lost My Way" by Finger Eleven plays as SwitchBlade gets to his feet and has his arm raised in victory.

Kris Red: "Holy crap that's it!"

Tony D: "SwitchBlade took care of Rusty Red in record time I'm sure there. What a thing."

SwitchBlade: Cut my music! Now!

The music dies down right away, and the fans hardly have time to chant for him before he speaks again.

SwitchBlade: I’m not going to say anything fancy; you people know what's going on. Grendel, get your jolly green giant ass in this ring RIGHT NOW!

SwitchBlade drops the mic and goes up to the ropes. He grabs them and gestures for Grendel to come out from behind the curtain.

Tony: I guess we’re not going to wait any longer!

Kris: We’re finally going to get SwitchBlade and Grendel in the ring. This is going to get bloody!

Tony: I guess you can say we’ll be seeing red.

Kris: Don’t steal my lines, Tony!

SwitchBlade pulls himself off the ropes and paces in the ring, his eyes never leaving the entrance. Soon "Engel" by Rammstein starts to play and the crowd boos heavy as they expect Grendel to come out at any second. Grendel finally steps out from behind the curtain with and Jade at his left side and Maverick at his right. Grendel is wearing a nice black suit. He smiles and walks to the ring with the other members to the family behind him.

Kris: As much as we’re supposed to hate the guy, I gotta admit he cleans up pretty well.

The crowd boos at them as they get close to the ring Grendel goes up the steps and steps though the ropes and goes to the center of the ring where Switchblade is waiting from him.

Grendel: Who are you to call me out?

SwitchBlade: Who am I? WHO AM I? I’m the man who you tried to set on fire. I’m the man whose friend you’ve tortured for weeks now. I’m the man wanting revenge. So get in the ring and let’s finish what you started!

Grendel shakes his head and laughs.

Grendel: So I guess the old man of WARPED wants an answer. He wants to know why I did the things I did. And he even wants to get his weak little hands on me. I guess all of you would like to see that wouldn’t you!

The crowd roars loud at the thought of SwitchBlade getting his hands on Grendel.

Grendel: Well guess what you little piss ants…it’s not going to happen. Not tonight, or tomorrow night, or ever again!

Tony: What does he mean by that?

SwitchBlade looks puzzled, but keeps his cool as Grendel continues to talk.

Grendel: You see SwitchBlade, Claire was just the start; just a tip of the iceberg for a much bigger picture. In order to take you out The Family had to find your weak point, and because of this weakness I can now do whatever I want and nobody can stop me.

SwitchBlade: What the hell are you talking about, Grendel?

Grendel: I’m untouchable! You, Switchy, can’t get to me for reasons that will be explained. And as for the rest of WARPED, not a single person on the roster intimidates us, and those who have even half a brain know to stay out of our way. Even The Movement, that bunch of flock rejects, can’t stop us. Hell i’ve beaten half of that group by myself. But you, SwitchBlade…you’re different. You were the only person I had to control to get out of the picture before I can go after Crowbar and beat him again to get what is rightfully mine, the world heavyweight title. SwitchBlade, both you and Claire are just play things, and I am going to keep pulling at those strings to my hearts desires.

SwitchBlade: Yeah? Well how about I come over there and show you what this “play thing” can do when he cuts his strings!

SwitchBlade has heard enough. He exits the ring and runs up the ramp looking to lay a Smackdown all over Grendel much to the delight of the fans.

Tony: I believe SwitchBlade’s about ready to kick some ass.

Kris: Hide yo kids! Hide yo wife!

SwitchBlade moves in on Grendel and goes to smack the taste out of his mouth, but Grendel backs up and holds up his hand.

Grendel: Now hold on there, Switchy. Do you really want to do that, or would you rather think of Claire’s safety?

SwitchBlade stops a couple feet away.

SwitchBlade: What do you mean? What did you do to Claire?!

Grendel: Oh SwitchBlade…you’re such a tool. Did you really think we were dumb enough to not know that Claire and her family relocated themselves? Switchy…we’ve been watching her for awhile now.

SwitchBlade: You son of a bitch, don’t you touch her!

Grendel: Easy Switchy, don’t say something you’re going to regret later. Now…here’s what I want you to do. I want you to submit to The Family.

SwitchBlade’s eyes widen.

Tony: What? No way!

Kris: Yeah, even I gotta admit that SwitchBlade would never do something like that.

Grendel: You do our bidding, no matter what it is or who it’s against, and we’ll leave Claire alone. She’ll live a perfectly normal life and never have to see me again. Or…we can do things the hard way and show Claire another “really good time”, one that she will never…EVER…forget.

Grendel licks his lips and laughs again. SwitchBlade is red in the face and ready to explode.

SwitchBlade: I don’t believe you! You’re bluffing!

Grendel: I thought you’d say that. Which is why I brought this with me. Listen carefully, you’ll love this part.

Grendel reaches in to his pocket and pulls out a tape recorder. Grendel presses a button and brings the recorder up to his microphone. It starts off with crying followed by a muffled voice shouting at someone. Then, a familiar voice to SwitchBlade can be heard.

Claire: H-hello…my name is Claire Robinson. I’m sixteen years old, and…I live with my parents M-Mary and Brian Robinson. SwitchBlade, I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry. I didn’t mean for any of this to happen to you. I screwed up …they’ve…they’ve threatened to hurt me if you don’t do what they say. Please, SwitchBlade! Help me! I’m so scared! I just want to go home!

Another voice is heard.

???: Alright, that’s enough.

The tape ends right as we start to hear Claire crying. SwitchBlade drops his microphone and lowers his head. There’s nothing he can do…they had her.

Tony: Folks, I…I don’t even know what to say.

Kris: That’s disgusting. Grendel’s at an all time low.

The arena is very quiet except for the sound of a laughing Grendel. He puts the recorder away.

Grendel: Now SwitchBlade, you have a choice to make. Is Claire’s blood going to be on your hands again, or will you save her this time and join me?

Some fans say “save her”, others say “don’t do it”, but SwitchBlade keeps quiet, the pros and cons of both choices running through his head. Finally, he nods and walks over to Grendel. He stands besides him and the crowd boos while Grendel laughs with joy.

Grendel: Excellent! You made the right choice, Switchy. In time you will learn to love The Family more than your own. Come, we have so much to do.

“Engel” plays once more as Grendel wraps an arm around a disheartened SwitchBlade and walks him backstage.

Kris: I can’t believe it. SwitchBlade is part of the family?!

Tony: What choice did he have? Claire’s life was at stake, he couldn’t do anything else.

Kris: I know, but my God…he’s with the enemy now. What does this mean for Warped?

Tony: I don’t know, but folks we’ll try to get as much information out of this as we can in the weeks to come. My God…

 

Backstage - Outta Here

The cameras catch up to PKA who looks to be leaving the venue as he has his rolling luggage and he's pulling it quickly as Sean Armstrong catches up with him.

Sean Armstrong: "PKA! PKA!"

PKA stops and turns around, a look of sorrow on his face, but also a hint of anger.

PKA: "What do you want?"

Sean Armstrong: "Where.. where are you going?"

He turns around the rest of the way to speak to Armstrong and look into the camera.

PKA: "Why should I stay here tonight? I'm not booked. I have no obligation. And why would I want to be here when all I have to deal with is Crowbar and Korrupt's bickering all the time? It's time that stops. They've both got matches, and they're big boys.. it's about time they stepped it up. They've got a TITLE MATCH coming up at the Anniversary show. We're fine. Everything is fine."

Sean Armstrong looks confused, as he didn't ask anything about whether or not The Movement was okay or not. PKA looks flustered. He pushes the camera away and continues on toward the EXIT and opens the door, walking out, as the scene fades.

 

 

Singles Match
Anton Chase vs. Cameron MacNichol

Randy Long: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring - from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 210 pounds, he is "The Future" Anton Chaaaase!"

As Faint By Linkin Park blasts over the pa system, white smoke fills the entrance way as a person is seen behind the white smoke, as the person steps forward in front of the white smoke Anton Chase makes his way down the ramp way, with a cocky smile on his face and his arms out at the side, he climbs in the ring and climbs the second ropes and puts one hand up in the air.

Randy Long: "And from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 200 pounds and being accompanied to the ring by his sister Dyan, "The Dirty Mac" Cameron MacNichollllll!"

As "Stranglehold" crunches out over the speaker system, Cameron walks out from behind the curtain arm-in-arm with his sister Dyan. They pause, he gives her a brotherly peck on the cheek, and they continue on down to the ring. He slides under the bottom rope, and she prompts the audience to cheer louder.

Tony D: "Cameron MacNichol makes his return to WARPED tonight after missing a few shows to take care of things and he faces Anton Chase for the first time ever."

The bell sounds.

Kris Red: "I wonder if Cameron MacNichol will have any ring-rust after taking a little break? Let's hope he wasn't being lazy!"

The two men lock up in the middle of the ring and fight for control. Cameron MacNichol begins to overpower Anton Chase but Chase fights back and powers out of it and nearly drives MacNichol to the mat but he also fights up to a vertical position. Chase knees MacNichol in the gut and goes for a suplex but MacNichol blocks it and grabs the arm of Chase and twists it and Chase goes down to one knee, grabbing at his arm that was sprained from the assault by Tiberius White on the last show.

Tony D: "Catch as catch can wrestling back and forth and it looks like Cameron MacNichol paid attention to the news that Anton Chase had a bit of a tweak in his arm after WARPED 22.."

Chase stands up and punches MacNichol in the face.. MacNichol stumbles back and Chase gets behind him, shaking his arm off. MacNichol turns around and as he does Chase grabs MacNichol by the arm and whips him into the ropes.. MacNichol comes off the ropes and as he does he walks right into a clothesline from Chase knocking MacNichol to the mat. MacNichol hits the mat hard and as he does Chase straddles him and starts to pound him with shots to the temple as the fans boo. Just then Chase gets back to his feet and he then bends down and pulls MacNichol up to his feet by the hair. He then whips MacNichol into the corner of the ring and MacNichol hits hard in the corner. He stands there slightly dazed just slumped in the corner of the ring. Anton Chase takes a second to taunt the crowd as he is confident about what's going on! And they boo him and he looks out and tells them to pipe down!

Kris Red: "Anton Chase isn't making any friends here in WARPED thus far, but I don't think he gives a damn, and that's badass!"

Chase walks over to the corner of the ring that MacNichol is slumped in and as he does he gets right in front of MacNichol and climbs to the second turnbuckle he then starts to hit MacNichol with right hand shots to the temple as the ref is yelling at him to get it out of the corner of the ring. Chase looks back and tells the ref to keep out of it and this leaves an opening for MacNichol to lift Chase in the air and re-adjust him so he can then hit a Running Powerslam!

Tony D: "Anton Chase lost focus and it got him a Running Powerslam from MacNichol!"

The crowd pops as MacNichol drops down to cover...

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MacNichol brings Chase to his feet and goes for a Piledriver but Chase pulls his legs out from him and bridges over with a pin!

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Both men get to their feet and exchange punches and MacNichol ducks one, kicks Chase in the gut and hits a Jumping Piledriver! He covers!

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Cameron now gets to his feet and raises his arm in the air and signals that it's time to hit the Clothesline from Hell..

Kris Red: "The Dirty Mac gonna try to end this already!"

MacNichol measures off Anton Chase as he gets to his feet and MacNichol charges in but Chase hits a SUPERKICK that stuns MacNichol, nearly dropping him but Chase grabs him and pulls him in.. Styles CLASH..

Tony D: "Anton Chase hits CHAOS THEORY! He covers!"

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Kris Red: "It's OVA!"

The bell sounds.

Randy Long: "Here is your winner - Anton Chase!"

"Faint" by Linkin Park hits as the fans deliver a mixed reaction for Anton Chase as he has quickly ended the triumphant return for Cameron MacNichol tonight! He gets to his feet and has his arm raised by the referee as he gloats in his victory.

 

Accepting the Challenge

Craig Cohen is seen, just as usual, in his black beanie getting his Jew on, shining his Menorah and listening to some Classical music. He looks up at the camera and talks.

Craig Cohen: "Let me just make this short and sweet! Sit down, shut up, and watch this video, because it's time for the Gruesome Jewsome to speak! First off let me say that Rico Calle, boy you must be crazy. Do you know who I am? I am Double C, Craig Cohen, and I've got more money than you and your entire family back whereever the hell you come from. You think I chickened out on our match well I will show you son."

He smiles.

Craig Cohen: "Sound familiar? Well it should, because that's exactly what I said a couple of weeks ago, yet you still insist on talking about how I chickened out, about how you want a match with me and how you want to show me the meaning of respect. Listen ya little punk I accept your challenge. One year anniversary show, let's do it! It'll be our second match and your second beat down. Now ain't that just great? Sure it is. And So..Am..I!

He crosses his arms and the scene fades to black

 

Singles Match
"Simply Sensational" Sean Edmunds vs. "The Escape Artist" Tiberius White

Randy Long: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at 228 pounds and being accompanied to the ring by Miss Karla - this is "Simply Sensational" Sean Edmunnnnnds!"

The first few guitar riffs of "Brain Stew" by Green Day blare over the PA system. The lights dim and four local area women walk out holding Fourth of July sparklers ... they line the outside of the entrance way ... and through the curtain steps "Simply Sensational" Sean Edmunds. Miss Karla follows behind him and as they make their way to the ring, Edmunds jaws with a few fans. Edmunds climbs one of the corners and throws his hands in the air as the fans jeer him. He hops off, turns around and waits for Miss Karla to take off his robe.

Randy Long: "And his opponent - from Bethan, weighing in at 225 pounds, "The Escape Artist" Tiberius Whiiiiite!"

"Dig!! Lazarus!! Dig!!" by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds plays as Tiberius White comes out from behind the entrance curtain. He walks down the entrance ramp, remaining focused. Upon entering, he stretches his arms out, then slowly brings his left in and hovers his index finger over his mouth in a 'shoosh' gesture.

Tony D: "Here we are with two men in only their second match in WARPED Wrestling. At WARPED 22 we saw these two men, Sean Edmunds and Tiberius White, involved in a Triple Threat Triple Debut match with Anton Chase in which Sean Edmunds was very sneaky in picking up the victory over Tiberius White."

The bell sounds.

Kris Red: "Well it was clear that White had Anton Chase tapping out with that amazing Flying Armbar he calls The Messiah Ward but Sean Edmunds and Miss Karla had the referee distracted."

Sean Edmunds and Tiberius White circle each other, a big smile on the face of Sean Edmunds. White isn't impressed as Edmunds strikes a pose, flexing, and the crowd isn't impressed either as they show their displeasure with loud boos.

Tony D: "And if you recall it was Sean Edmunds who actually pulled the referee out of the ring right before Tiberius White made Anton Chase tap out."

Kris Red: "But it's all about what the ref saw and he saw Sean Edmunds pick up the win - and that's the way it is!"

White takes this opportunity to charge at Edmunds but Edmunds ducks a clothesline and goes for a Neckbreaker but White holds onto the ropes and Edmunds drops to the mat. He grabs his back as he gets to his feet and White puts the boots to him. White brings him up and puts him up against the corner then whips him across the ring to the other side. Edmunds crashes back-first into the turnbuckle as White follows through with a clothesline, driving him back into the corner. White now does his trademark European Uppercut, backing Edmunds into the corner again, and White administers two more of the blows and Edmunds is reeling.

Tony D: "It seems that Tiberius White has two go-to moves: the Armdrag, and that European Uppercut we see on display - both very effective."

White now brings Edmunds away from the corner and strattles the ropes as he delivers another European Uppercut for good measure. Edmunds fights back with a right hand but White fights back with another European Uppercut. He goes for the irish whip but Edmunds counters.. then so does White as he drives a knee into the gut of Edmunds.. backs him into the ropes and goes for the irish whip again.. Edmunds is sent across the ring and White goes to the middle of the ring but Edmunds leaps onto the second rope and come sback with a Reverse Cross Body block! Edmunds connects and then hooks the leg..

Tony D: "Impressive Reverse Crossbody!"

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Kris Red: "Sean Edmunds knows what he's doing and that was a veteran move. He took all of that punishment and still fought through it."

Edmunds doesn't stop there, and hits White in the side with a couple stomps.

Tony D: "Of course something can be said for Tiberius White who kicked out of that impactful move!"

White rolls out of the way and hops to his feet, shaking his head. Sean Edmunds goes up to White and grabs hold, throwing him into the closest turnbuckle. Edmunds quickly follows through and hits White with a nasty chop, the stinging pain apparent on White's face. Another chop, followed by another. Edmunds goes for one more, but White is able to block the strike, step out, and whip Edmunds across the ring to the opposite ropes.. Edmunds returns and White hits an Armdrag! Edmunds is up to his feet.. White with an Armdrag! And Edmunds gets up one more Armdrag - countered by Edmunds with a kick to the gut and then he pulls him in for a DDT~!

Tony D: "Edmunds with the DDT!"

Edmunds brings White to his feet and delivers a standing dropkick! Edmunds poses for the crowd and they boo and he gives them a stern look.

Kris Red: "His lady friend Miss Karla is looking very happy. I wonder how happy he makes her outside the ring..."

Miss Karla cheers on Edmunds and Edmunds brings White to his feet and goes for an irish whip but White counters and pulls Edmunds in and into a DDT and he turns that into a Front Headlock! Miss Karla screams out NO!

Tony D: "White returns the favor with a DDT of his own!"

Kris Red: "Oh no! Miss Karla isn't happy anymore! Come here baby!"

In the ring Sean Edmunds fights his way up and goes for a backdrop perhaps but White holds on the front facelock now and then goes behind into a Sleeper Hold. White now grabs the arm of Edmunds and twists it and Edmunds fights back with right hands. White kicks him in the gut and at this time Miss Karla hops up on the apron and yells at the referee and he rushes over to her.

Kris Red: "What does she want with the referee?! I am RED HOT baby!"

Meanwhile White goes for a European Uppercut but Edmunds sidesteps it and drops to his knees and hits a LOW BLOW!

Tony D: "Oooh low blow! THAT is what she wanted the referee for."

Kris Red: "I could go for a low blow from Miss Karla.."

Edmunds now hits the Northern Lights Suplex bridge as Miss Karla alerts the referee of the pin and hops off the apron.

 

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Kris Red: "its ova!"

Randy Long: "Here is your winner - "Simply Sensational" Sean Edmunnnnnds!"

The crowd boos as "Brain Stew" by Green Day plays. Edmunds stands up, tall and proud, as Miss Karla gets in the ring with his robe.

Tony D: "Once again it's Miss Karla that assists Sean Edmunds to pick up a pinfall victory over Tiberius White. He can't be happy one bit at this."

Edmunds holds his arms out and Miss Karla puts the robe on him as the fans continue to boo.

 

 

Backstage

Camera cuts backstage to Kelly Calloway standing with Chad Santana. He's got both hands in his pockets and a thug look on his face, intimidating poor Kelly.

Kelly Calloway: "Ch..Chad.. Chad Santana, you aren't booked for the show tonight. Do you mind telling me what brings you to Burlington?"

Chad Santana:

"You want me to tell you what's up?
Why am I here up in this dump?
Like I'm gon' just tell you my plans.
Whatcha think I am, a dumbass man?
Please bitch, you must be trippin' ho.
I'mma go out there and and give everyone a show.. that they ain't neva seen be'fo'..
Chad Santana, Lucha Libre Gangsta,
and two punk bitches, two bitch ass pranksters.
And a three man army, lookin' for a fourth..
I'm the man for the job, and tonight I show my worth. STEP!"

Santana heads off screen after his rap and we fade to black!

 

Singles Match
Korrupt vs. Jeremy Filth

Randy Long: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Asbury Park, New Jersey, weighing in at 200 pounds, he is Asbury's Demon Seed - Korrrrrrrupt!"

Jeepers Creepers followed by "Empire" by Machinae Supremacy Ring Entrance: Jeepers,creepers....where'd ya get them peepers Jeepers, creepers...where'd ya get those eyes... Suddenly the lights go down and "Empire" by Machinae Supremacy begins to blare through the arena. Comes from the back looking around at the crowd, the lights throbbing a blood red. He walks down the ramp slowly, stalking his way towards the ring with his eyes glued forward. He charges and slides into the ring, his crawls forward towards a camera and mouthing things to it. When he gets closer he licks it. He begins to crawl to a corner and sits back in it, rocking back and forth with until the match starts.

Randy Long: "And his opponent.. from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 295 pounds, Jeremy Filth!"

As “sex, drugs and rock and roll” blast though the pa Jeremy filth burst though the curtains banging and thrashing his head. The pops for Jeremy as he starts to make his way to the ring Chad Santana Jumps out from the crowd and hits a big clothesline on Jeremy it rocks him to the railing Chad moves in on him and starts punching in the face and head with rapid fire punches Jeremy’s head just keeps snapping back and forth from the punches. Korrupt who is in the ring starts to yell “What the Fuck!” Chad reaches in to his shorts and pulls out a fork and starts to dig it in to the forehead of Jeremy filth he screams out in pain. Security gets out pulling Chad of the injured big man but the damage has been done and blood is running down the face of Jeremy. The security guards try to take Jeremy backstage he pushes them off and heads to the ring.

Jeremy rolls under the ring.. the ref makes his way over to him and asks him if he is ok? Jeremy nods his head and the ref calls for the bell.

Tony D: "I don't know what's going on with Chad Santana attacking Jeremy Filth like that but what in the world is Filth thinking going through with this match?!"

Kris Red: "God knows, Tony D.. dude is SEEING RED right now for sure. All I know though is that Chad Santana has attacked Filth two times in a row now and part of me wonders if Jeremy Filth is the one behind the attack on Santana a few weeks ago?"

Korrupt looks at the hurt Jeremy who can hardly stand. Korrupt shakes his head, runs in on him kicks him in the gut. Jeremy doubles over Korrupt and then in a single motion hits the D.I.E and Jeremy hits head-first to the mat and Korrupt locks in the Guillotine Choke.

Tony D: "The D.I.E.! This could be it already!"

Kris Red: "Thank God, Filth is bleedin' like a muhhhhfugga"

The ref slides in to check in on Jeremy and then he quickly calls for the bell.. Korrupt lets go, looks down at the hurt man, and shakes his head. The ref raises Korrupt's arm as "Empire" plays again over the sound system.

Randy Long: "Here is your winner as a result of submission - Korrrrrupt!"

Korrupt looks down at Filth who is laying in a pool of his own blood now and Korrupt leaves the ring as the fans give off a mixed reaction.

Tony D: "Well this match certainly didn't go the way we thought it would at the start of the night.."

Kris Red: "If anything we thought it'd be a challenge for Korrupt and Jeremy Filth together, but after what happened with Santana before it even kicked off, yeah.. it was set in stone."

Tony D: "Well, Korrupt didn't need PKA's help tonight, and it seemed like he had no idea what Santana was up to.. Coming up next it's Crowbar's turn as he takes on Seth Owens, a man who's never won a match in his WARPED career thus far."

Kris Red: "Man, The Movement really do have it easy tonight.."

Fade out..

Prepared..

The scene opens up backstage in front of a white brick wall as Seth Owens sits on his BMX bike, preparing mentally for his match against Crowbar tonight. He looks into the camera and speaks.

Seth Owens: "I am so over The Movement. I am so fed up with people counting me out. I've been written off too damn easily. And even by men who could never hold a candle to me. Chad Santana, Jeremy Filth, Korrupt.. these men know exactly what I'm capable off, yet they choose to brush me off like nothing, simply because for whatever reason in those matches it wasn't enough to win. I'm sorry if outside interference seems to be a trend in my matches. What can I do about that? Nothing. I am a man on my own. The men at the top are not. Maybe that's the root of my problem? The top champion won the title on a fluke. The secondary champion was handed the title like they were playing hot potato. Both of them are apart of a group that win their matches with the help of one another. I plan on showing the world that I don't need a back up crew when I defeat the top guy in this company, when I defeat Crowbar."

Seth Owens: "I am sick and tired of you thinking you're the best. I'll prove you wrong. Burlington, North Carolina is the spot where I ride down on my bike with a 0 and 5 record, and ride back out of this building with my first win ever, and everyone in the arena will be chanting - "Owen Won.. Owen Won.. Owen Won.. OWEN ONE."

He stares into the camera once before riding off on his bike.. fade out.

 

Main Event - Singles Match
Crowbar vs. Seth Owens

Randy Long: "The following contest is our main event of the evening and it is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, he is the WARPED World Heavyweight Champion and a member of The Movement - Crowwwwwbarrrrrr!"

"Line Of Blood" by Ty Stone begins to play. The arena goes dark as green strobe lights illuminate the stage, while the ring is light up red. Crowbar steps out from behind the curtain wearing stressed looking jeans, black boots, and a black t-shirt, with an evil, uncaring smile to a chorus of boo's. The World Championship is around his waist. He stands on the stage and looks around, his face only light up by the green strobes. He starts walking down to the ring, looking around and laughing at the hate the fans have for him. He climbs up the steps into the red and extends his arms out to his sides as the line "They say i'm the bastard son of one bad motherfuckin' line of blood" hits as the crowd continue to express their distaste.

Randy Long: "And his opponent, from Portland, Oregon, weighing in at 189 pounds - the Skinny Jean Hipster - Seth Owens!"

"5-4-3-2-1" by Thursday begins to play and out from behind the curtain on his BMX bike rides Seth Owens, wearing his tight skinny jeans, black tanktop and orange/yellow/white/black plaid unbuttoned shirt. He rides down toward the ring and parks the bike, getting off and putting the kickstand out. He slides into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle, holding his arms out, his hands wide open, chin high and eyes closed. He hops down and stands in his corner.

Tony D: "And it's main event time here in the Mid Atlantic Sportatorium, Kris. It's the World Heavyweight Champion, Crowbar, taking on a man who has yet to score himself a victory here in WARPED - Seth Owens."

Kris Red: "Well its no secret that Seth Owens hasn't won a match since debuting in WARPED back in November of last year.. he's got a lot on his plate tonight and part of me wonders why he even bothered accepting this match."

Crowbar and Seth Owens meet in the center of the ring and they lock up and right away Crowbar shows his strength and shoves him into the corner, Owens stumbling back. Crowbar moves in on Owens and nails him with a hard right and Owens is sent tumbling through the middle and top rope to the floor.

Tony D: "Crowbar shows early on that he's not here to play and Seth Owens is getting tossed around like a ragdoll."

Kris Red: "Well how else would you expect it to go? Crowbar is the f'n World Champion!!"

Seth grabs his head and shakes it off as Crowbar follows out to the apron and as Owens gets up Crowbar comes off with a double axe handle! Owens is sent stumbling back into the barricade and he attempts to hold himself up while favoring his head. =

Kris Red: "Crowbar isn't letting up mann.."

Crowbar brings him up and sends him face-first into the steel ring post and Seth Owens hits head on and goes down hard. The referee shouts out for them to get it back into the ring and he has begun the 10-count! Crowbar brings Owens up and rolls him into the ring and climbs the apron. You can see the pain on the face of Owens as Crowbar enters the ring and rolls him up..

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But Owens kicks out at 2!

Tony D: "Owens kicks out and Crowbar doesn't look too happy."

Kris Red: "Seth Owens apparently wants to keep going. Maybe he thinks he has a chance?"

Tony D: "Well he obviuosly has a lot of fight in him. He had a huge battle with SwitchBlade at WARPED 22 and looked like he might win that one."

Owens gets to his feet and Crowbar nails him with a side slam and Owens is hurt as Crowbar runs off the ropes and nails him with the knee drop and Crowbar goes for another cover...

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Kris Red: "Yeah another kickout by Seth Owens. Look the guy clearly has talent but he's got a long way to go. He's lost to lesser opponents before - so unless tonight is his lucky night, come on."

Crowbar picks Owens up by the hair and tosses him over the top rope and all the way to the floor and Crowbar is going outside after Owens!

Tony D: "And the beating continues!"

As Crowbar gets to the outside Owens nails him with a front kick to the face and Owens sends Crowbar into the steel steps!

Kris Red: "Finally some fight back from the kid!"

The crowd cheers as Owens puts the boots to Crowbar as Crowbar fights his way up to his feet. Seth Owens grabs Crowbar by the head and slams his head off the barricade and Crowbar stumbles back, staggering.

Tony D: "Seth Owens mounting some sort of a comeback here!"

Kris Red: "Look at him! What's he up to?!"

Owens leaps onto the barricade..balancing.. and runs toward Crowbar and leaps off with a headscissors takedown!

Kris Red: "Flying Headscissors off the barricade! That was great!"

The crowd pops as Owens slides into the ring and raises his arms, getting the crowd behind him. Crowbar slowly rises to his feet at ringside and Owens runs toward the ropes and leaps over the top rope, spinning, and he hits the Tornillo on Crowbar!

Kris Red: "Tornillllllo!!!!"

Tony D: "Amazing Corkscrew splash from Seth Owens and he's gotta keep it up!"

Owens brings Crowbar to his feet and rolls him into the ring. Crowbar is slow to his feet as Owens climbs the apron and when Crowbar is completely up Owens leaps onto the ropes and hits a Springboard Clothesline on Crowbar! He covers!

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Kick out by Crowbar! The champ kicks out just in time but Seth Owens is not letting up as he quickly brings Crowbar to his feet and goes for the irish whip but Crowbar counters and sends Owens into the ropes.. Crowbar ducks down and Owens hits a Bicycle Kick! Cover!

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KICK OUT!

 

Kris Red: "Oh my freaking GOD that was so close!!"

Tony D: "What a combination of moves from Seth Owens as he uses his speed to his advantage.. wow I thought too that we had an upset on our hands!"

Crowbar kicks out just in time and Owens brings Crowbar to his feet and goes for the Owen Driver but he then notices that none other than Chad Santana has arrived as he hops onto the apron and Owens drops Crowbar and hits a big boot to the face of Santana, taking him down off the apron!

Tony D: "Chad Santana again!"

Kris Red: "But off he goes!"

Officials rush down to grab Santana and Owens turns around and Crowbar is up and going for the KFO..

Kris Red: "KFO!"

..but Owens pushes Crowbar away but grabs him by the arm and pulls him in for he OWEN DRIVER and the crowd is going wild!

Tony D: "Owen Driver!!"

The crowd continues to cheer as he climbs the turnbuckle and leaps off with The Corkscrew 630!!! Owens covers Crowbar!!

 

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Tony D: "THREE! THAT IS IT!"

Kris Red: "SETH OWENS DEFEATS THE WORLD CHAMPION!"

The bell sounds!

Randy Long: "Here is your winner - Seth Owwwwwennnnns!"

Seth Owens pops up and is wide eyed and his jaw has dropped as the fans are cheering wildly for him and "5-4-3-2-1" by Thursday plays over the PA System. The referee raises his arm in the air and he jumps up into the air and climbs the turnbuckle and runs his hands through his hair. He is clearly excited and surprised.

Tony D: "Kris can you believe what we just witnessed?!"

Kris Red: "I think I am as shocked and surprised as Seth Owens is right now.. holy shh.. wow.. WOW! Seth Owens just got his first win over CROWBAR!"

Tony D: "What an amazing comeback for the young Seth Owens and it looks like for Crowbar it just set in.."

Crowbar comes to in the ring and Owens hops down off the turnbuckle and Crowbar looks pissed but in a lot of pain as well as he sits on the mat. Seth Owens ignores him and continues celebrating as the show concludes!

Fade. To. Black.


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