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e : WrestleUTA on Hulu ep 18
25 Apr 2017
Greensboro Coliseum,
Greensboro, North Carolina (seats 23,500)

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The words "Two weeks ago" appear in the lower right hand corner of the screen, along with the WrestleUTA on Hulu logo.
Fade in on Mikey Unlikely and the WrestleUTA Champion, Kendrix, sharing a GLUEFIST in the middle of the ring.
Ace (V/O): The boss is here!
Blackfront (V/O): I had heard that tonight was his birthda y !
F a d e t o S c o t t S t e v e n s l i f t i n g D y l a n D a n i e l s u p a t t h e c o n c l u s i o n o f t h e i r m a t c h .
B l a c k f r o n t ( V / O ) : T O X I C F R E A K I N S T I N G W I T H E X T R A A U T H O R I T Y !
k&" P a r t y m a n " b y P r i n c e k& p l a y s , t o a m o n t a g e o f J e s t a l d a n c i n g w i t h t h e f a n s . . .
. . . s l o w l y r e p l a c e d b y k&" C r a z y T r a i n " b y O z z y O s b o r n e k&. . .
J a c k H a r m e n ( V / O ) : M y n a m e , i s J a c k H a r m e n . I m a t w e n t y - f i v e y e a r v e t e r a n o f t h i s s p o r t , a l r e a d y a H a l l o f F a m e r & a n d I v e c o m e h e r e t o t a k e t h a t U T A c h a m p i - -
B l a c k f r o n t ( V / O ) : H a l l o f F a m e r J a c k H a r m e n i s f i n a l l y h e r e !
J a c k H a r m e n (V/O): - is that plastic?
Fade to CRIMSON LORD in the middle of the ring.
Crimson (V/O): I came here... to get my hands on you, Harvey!
Fade to KENDRIX, title belt over his shoulder.
Kendrix (V/O): But JFK is slightly confused as to why you've been granted TV time in MY ring... to whine and complain like a big baby?
F a d e t o M I K E Y U N L I K E L Y , o n t h e e n t r a n c e r a m p , w i t h k& B l u n t B l o w i n ' " b y L i l ' W a y n e k& p l a y i n g s o f t l y i n t h e b a c k g r o u n d .
M i k e y U n l i k e l y ( V / O ) : I g o t i t ! C r i m s o n L o r d a n d A n d y M u r r a y , w i l l b e i n a t a g m a t c h t o n i g h t . L e t ' s s e e w h o s h o u l d I p u t y o u g u y s a g a i n s t & T HE Jay Harvey, and Jesse Fredricks Kendrix!
Fade to IMPULSE, landing the Sudden Impact on Jestal.
Impulse (V/O): Chris Ross... you better run.
Fade to THE Jay Harvey, bringing a chair down on Crimson Lord's skull.
Blackfront (V/O): My god... Jay Harvey is an animal!
Ace (V/O): It's beautiful!
Blackfront (V/O): Someone put a stop to this!
Fade to black.
Mikey Unlikely (V/O): It's beautiful! You shouldn't have!
FADE IN on the WrestleUTA fans, going crazy as the camera pans frenetically over them, finally settling down on Jason Blackfront and Tommy Ace at ringside, behind their table, looking right into the camera.
Blackfront: Ladies and gentlemen, we are at GROUND ZERO for WrestleUTA on HULU! My name is Jason Blackfront, and I'm joined, as always, by Tommy Ace, and Tommy, we've got a massive main event tonight! THE Jay Harvey will defend his Legacy Championship against Jestal!
Ace: Jestal's got the right idea, Jason, but THE Jay Harvey is a hot animal machine, and he's gonna be holding onto that belt for a long, long time!
Blackfront: In addition, you saw it on our last episode, but JACK HARMEN, the legendary athlete and World Champion practically everywhere he's appeared, will make his WrestleUTA debut against Scott Stevens! These two men certainly had a clash last time out, and they'll get a chance to prove their mettle here tonight!
Ace:
They've managed to get themselves a no holds barred match, Jason... and Stoovins
might've bit off more than he can chew in a match against a self-professed 'Lunatic'!
Blackfront: In addition, we've got WrestleUTA Hall of Famer Crimson Lord taking on Dylan Daniels, but first up...

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Ace: Damn right! The Boss is back tonight!
Badlands by Mayday begins to play over the loudspeakers and the fans erupt into a chorus of boos. Chris Ross appears on stage dragging a large wheeled trash can.
Blackfront: Is that a garbage can Ross is hauling with him?! What did Mikey demote him to Ron Hall status?!
Ace: No he didn
t! You don
t question The Boss!
Ross walks down the ramp and sets the trash can down ringside before he slides into the ring and rips the microphone out of CH Jordan
s hands.
Ross: You know the routine
We go through this every time I get in this ring!
Jordan promptly rushes out of the ring not wanting anything to do with The Boss. Ross smiles raising the microphone and smiles.
Ross: Ladies and gentlemen you have the pleasure of witnessing more than a man tonight! What you are witnessing is a guaranteed future hall of famer, a future world champion, and the best thing to happen in the UTA! I am The Keystone State Killa! And I am THE BOSS!
The fans boo louder and louder as Chris tries to speak.
Ross: Please people! Hold your cheers until it
s over! I
m from the streets of Harrisburg! I am Chris The Boss Ross!!!!! And I might as well declare myself the winner right now because my opponent is a total nobody that really would anyone miss if he were to get fired? I don
t think so!
The Boss laughs a little as the fans continue to show their displeasure.
Ross: So here is how this is going to go. Seeing as how I am The Boss
I officially cancel my opponent
s entrance!
Blackfront: He can
t do that!!!
Ace: Are you going to try and stop him?! He is The Boss ya know!
Blackfront: What?! Are you insane?! Just because you call yourself The Boss doesn
t mean you literally are!!!
Ross: Come on out loser! Let
s get the inevitable over with!
Chris Ross drops the microphone as Theo Baylor walks out to the only sound made from the fans. No music or anything. He looks around awkward clearly unsure of how to feel before he slides into the ring. The Boss lets out a yawn looking at his invisible watch.
Blackfront: I can
t believe this! Theo Baylor literally walked out here to complete silence!
Ace: Oh who cares! Theo Baylor has won like one match since he came here!
Blackfront: That doesn
t mean anything! The Dibbins Brothers hardly win any matches yet they
re beloved by the fans!
Ace: You
re only reinforcing the world
s waddle to Idiocracy
The bell is rung and Ross walks to the middle of the ring and without saying a word Ross gets in Baylor
s face. The two face off talking trash at eachother before Baylor shoves Chris Ross. The men grapple up and after a brief struggle The Keystone State Killa breaks the grapple and slaps Baylor across the face!
Blackfront: Oh come on! This is downright disrespectful!
Ace: He just slapped him! LIKE A BOSS!
Baylor holds his face and runs at Ross who immediately grabs him and throws him with an overhead belly to belly suplex. The Boss immediately lifts Baylor up and grabs him from behind and throws him back with a german suplex keeping his hands clasped. Ross rolls and keeping the hands clasped he slams Baylor down with a tiger suplex. He rolls again and finishes the chain with a dragon suplex bridging for the pin!

ONE
Baylor kicks out and The Boss casually perches on the top rope lying on his side pretending to fall asleep like he
s tired. Theo slowly gets up and The Boss grabs him in a reverse suplex position. Ross lifts him up and slams him down stomach first across the top rope in a reverse suplex.
Blackfront: Oh god! Theo baylor may have broken ribs from that move!
Ace: Oh please this match has been over before it even started!
The Keystone State Killa bounces off the ropes and cracks Baylor with an elbow sending him off the ropes and crashing to the floor outside of the ring. The Boss follows him outside and helps Baylor to his feet. Ross suddenly whips Baylor where he crashes right into the trash can Ross set ringside. Baylor does a flip over it and lets out a groan of agony holding his knee.
Blackfront: What the hell?! Is that even legal?!
Ace: He didn
t hit him with the weapon Blackfront! Not Ross
fault Baylor accidentally ran into it!
Blackfront: Ok I call BS on that statement!
The referee has started a 10 count for both men outside of the ring. Ross grabs Baylor and lifts him up before he tosses him back into the ring. The Boss sets the trash can back up before he slides into the ring in time for Baylor to get to his feet. Ross Runs and punches him in the back of the head knocking him down.
Ace: That
s it! We all know what comes after The Knock Out Game!
Ross grabs Baylor by the arms setting a foot on the back of his head.
Ross: NIGHTY NIGHT ASS WIPE!!!!
The fans let out an audible groan as Theo Baylor is driven face first into the mat with a brutal curbstomp. The Boss turns Baylor over and goes for the cover
Ross suddenly gets off Theo Baylor shaking his head.
Blackfront: What the hell is Ross doing?! He has the match won!
Ace: I
I don
t know actually
Ross suddenly grabs Baylor and rolls him out of the ring. He follows and hoists his opponent to his feet dragging him to the trash can. The Keystone State Killa flips the lid open and suddenly bends Baylor over the can and grabs him by the legs and dumps him inside the large wheeled bin!
Blackfront: Oh no!!!!
Ace: And Ross just put Theo Baylor out with the trash!!! Oh god can you imagine what it must smell like in there?!
Chris Ross slams the lid shut and slides back into the ring brushing his hands as the referee starts the 10 count. ONE