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Opening
(BOOM! After the fireworks go off and after the smoke clears, we see tons of fans holding up their signs. They scream and cheer in anticipation for SuperClash 2001! The scene then goes down to Jim Katz and

Davis, who has on a lei, Hawaiian t-shirt, , and some handmade 14 karat Hawaiian jewelry!) Jim Katz: WELCOME EVERYBODY TO SUPERCLASH 2001!! WE COME TO YOU LIVE FROM HONOLULU AND WHAT A NIGHT THIS IS GONNA BE! Sam:
Jim, ARE YOU AN
IDIOT?! We
re in Hawaii! The proper way to say hello is and why are you dressed up in a tuxedo?!
I know what I
m wearing is a little strange, BUT THIS IS
HAWAII! Jim Katz:Well
Sam, I prefer to keep my own way of dressing.
Sam:
And just by looking at some of the chicks in the crowd here, I
m actually going to enjoy being in
Hawaii! Jim Katz: Let
s focus more on tonight
s matches rather than the crowd. Sam: You
re completely right. I mean, the SuperClash 2001 card is just UNBELIEVABLE! Jim, there
s going to be eight huge matches featuring the best superstars in the Dream Wrestling Federation! I
M FIRED UP!! Jim Katz: This crowd is fired up just as well and they can
t wait any longer till we start! The festivities have begun so let
s send it down to ringside for our first contest!
Match One: 10 Man Battle Royale for Novice #1 Contendership
Jason Karso: The following match-up is a 10-Man Over the Top Battle Royal with the winner getting a Dream Wrestling Federation Novice Title shot later on! Introducing the participants. First, accompanied by Whitney Boulder; from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 232 pounds...... Michael Collier! ("One Step Closer" by Linkin Park plays as Michael Collier walks out from the back with Whitney Boulder behind him.) Jim Katz: Most wrestlers in this over the top battle royal will be making their debut and Michael Collier is one of them. Sam: But just because he
s making his debut, doesn
t mean you should count him out automaticly.
In my Hollywood debut, I was a
hit! Jim Katz: Oh really? Sam: Yeah. That started my whole popularity and fan-base. Jim Katz: What fan-base? I don
t think you could get fans for insulting them week in and week out. Jason Karso: From Paris, France, weighing in at 264 pounds..... Jean-Luc! (The French National Anthem plays as Jean-Luc emerges from the back and walks down the ramp.) Sam:
Jim, I may insult the fans but they can
t resist liking me. Jim
Katz: Yeah, right. Anyway, here comes
Jean-Luc who hails from Paris, France.
Sam:
Jim, I think I went to Paris once and it was great. By the
way, that
s where the Eiffel Tower is right? Jim Katz: Yeah, of course. Sam: Well I saw it there and it
s huge! Jason Karso: From East Strousburg, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 236 pounds.... Charles Hammer! ( by Ac/Dc plays as Charles Hammer appears on stage.) Jim Katz: I can
t beleive you actually asked me if the Eiffel Tower was in Paris. Sam:
I was joking, Jim. Can
t you take a
joke? Jim Katz: Well..... in anycase, here comes Charles Hammer, who is one of those young superstars that will be making their debut in this certain battle royal. Jason Karso: From Lexington, Kentucky, weighing in at 173 pounds....... Stage-Dive! ( by Greenday plays as Stage-Dive comes out from the back to a pop from the crowd.) Jim Katz: Here comes Stage-Dive and he looks ready! Sam:
Well of course he
s ready, Jim. You can
t go into a match unprepared. And for him to win this over the top battle
royal, he
s gonna really have to take advantage with his speed and agility. Jim Katz: He certainly will considering he
s gonna be the smallest guy in there! Jason Karso: From Chelmsford, England, weighing in at 501 pounds...... Montrose! ("Feel the Rhythm" by Montrose plays as Montrose himself walks down the ramp to cheers from the fans.) Jim Katz: Speaking of big guys, here comes the biggest guy in the Dream Wrestling Federation, Montrose! Sam: With that huge weight advantage he
s got over everyone else, a lot of people are picking him to win and move on to face Kactus Kid later on. So if he doesn
t win, then it
s a let-down for him because Montrose has some high expectations coming into this match. Jim Katz: And let
s not forget how last week on Sunday Night Slaughter, he was only a hair away from giving Mike Extreme his first loss. Sam: But Mike Extreme is too good so he wound up winning the match. Jim Katz: ....With a big assist from Mr. Ruble. Sam: But who won the match? Jim Katz: Mike Extreme but... Sam: I rest my point. And Mike Extreme will be in action later on when he defends the Dream Wrestling Federation Extreme Championship against Bungle! I can
t wait for that one as he continues to try and make history! He
s at 17-0 now! Jason Karso: From St. Louis, Missouri, weighing in at 180 pounds...... Lil-Saint! ("One Step Closer" by Linkin Park plays as Lil-Saint runs to the ring.) Jim Katz: Another lightheavyweight in this battle royal, Lil-Saint! Sam: And just like Stage-Dive, Lil-Saint will have to use his speed and arial tactics to advantage. Jim Katz: But while he
s on the top rope, he better be careful because someone can easily knock him out from that position. Remember folks that to be eliminated, you have to go over the top rope and both feet have to touch the floor. Jason Karso: From Calgary, Alberta, weighing in at 250 pounds..... Shawn Johnson! ("Running and Gunning" by Tommy Wright III as Shawn Johnson walks to the ring.) Jim Katz: Here comes Shawn Johnson, as he, like everyone else, will look to earn a shot against Kactus Kid later on. Sam: And ya know, he looked pretty good on DWF Friday Night a week ago but his match ended in a double count-out. Jim Katz: Well it
s worse than a loss. Jason Karso: From Scotsdale, Arizona, weighing in at 170 pounds...... Dilly Dawg! ( by OutKast plays as Dilly Dawg walks through the curtains.) Sam: Dilly Dawg? What kind of name is that? Jim Katz: I don
t know.... Sam: Well I think it
s a pretty stupid name. This is the Dream Wrestling Federation, where all the tough competition is. And he comes into this promotion making his debut under the name "Dilly Dawg."

That
s pretty stupid. I don
t think a name like that could frighten your opponent. Jim Katz: Why you telling me all of this? Why not tell him your opinions? Jason Karso: Accompanied by Slick Mick; from the Canadian Artic, weighing in at 250 pounds....... Disciple X! ("Sick of My Life" by Godsmack plays as Disciple X walks to the ring with Slick Mick in front of him, who is wearing another one of his great outfits. Both men get loud boos from the crowd.) Sam: Look at Slick Mick!

"The Master of Style" has come out yet again with another terrific outfit as he looks to help Disciple X gain that Novice Title shot. And ya know what he
s wearing? Jim Katz: I don
t really care. Sam: That
s a tailor-made suit. Jim Katz: Well Slick Mick only debuted last week, but has certainly made quite an impact, just as Disciple X has. Sam: First in the fashion world, now in wrestling. What
s the next? Jim Katz: Please.... Jason Karso: And lastly, from
Charlotte, North
Carolina, weighing in at 225 pounds...... X-Factor! ( plays as X-Factor comes out from the back to boos from the crowd.) Jim Katz: Here comes the former Dream Wrestling Federation Novice Champion to round off all the participants and Sam, he only lost his title last week. Sam: And I bet he
s out for revenge in this one. He
s gonna go in there, clean house of all the other nine guys, and then look to destroy Kactus Kid later on. I
m picking X-Factor to win this. Jim Katz: Well there certainly are a lot of guys in there with different advantages over everyone else. (The bell rings and everyone starts to go at it with each other to a big pop from the crowd.) Jim Katz: As said earler, to be eliminated, you must be thrown over the top rope and both feet must hit the floor. (Stage-Dive and
Lil-Saint reverse each other
s manuevers before Stage-Dive takes him down with a flying head scissors. Meanwhile, Charles Hammer and Shawn Johnson start
double-teaming Montrose in the corner. They both try to lift him up, but are unsuccessful and each man suffers a one arm axe handle to the back from Montrose.) Sam: Woah, everyone
s gonna have a tough time getting out the 500 pound Montrose. Jim Katz: He
s by far the biggest guy in there and you have to consider him as one of the favorites. Sam: This may be every man for himself Jim, but to eliminate Montrose, you
re gonna need five or six guys teaming up on him! Jim Katz: Or maybe just three or four. (Disciple X and Jean-Luc duel it out in one corner while X-Factor nails Dilly Dawk with some rights in another corner. He now tries to eliminate him, but Michael Collier nails him in the back. Collier scoop slams him and then gets him by the ropes where he tries to eliminate him.) Jim Katz: The former Novice Champion may be the first one to go here! (X-Factor delivers a scrape to the eyes of Collier before he can get him over, and follows up with a heel kick right to the forehead.) Jim Katz: Wow! What a shot right to the kisser! Sam: Collier just fell to the mat instantly. (Jean-Luc delivers a DDT to Disciple X, and then goes right after Stage-Dive and Lil-Saint as they were fighting each other. He nails Stage-Dive with a clothesline and then tries to get rid of Lil-Saint.) Sam: Lil-Saint could be the first! (Stage-Dive gets up and saves Lil-Saint by pulling Disciple X backwards, and then nailing him with a flying elbow to the face.) Sam: Wait a minute, what did he do that for? This is supposed to be EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF, but at this rate, we won
t see any eliminations at all! Jim Katz: Well I guess everyone
s trying to make alliances in there so they won
t be alone in this battle royal. (Shawn Johnson tries to get rid of Charles Hammer now, but is unsuccessful after a kick to the face. Johnson recovers quickly and goes for a clothesline shortly after, but Hammer ducks and back drops Shawn Johnson over the top rope!) Jim Katz: And there goes Shawn Johnson! Sam: One down, nine left. (Charles Hammer goes back after Montrose, along with the help of X-Factor. Montrose just nails Hammer with a right hand, knocking him down, and then grabbing X-Factor by the throat.) Jim Katz: He
s got X-Factor by the throat! Sam: This isn
t looking good for the former Novice Champion! (As
Montrost lifts up X-Factor, Disciple X comes over and delivers a
low-blow to Montrose, which gets a sign of approval from Slick Mick on the outside.) Jim Katz: Aw come on..... low-blow! Sam: And look at Slick Mick. He looks pleased. (Disciple X nails Montrose with axe handles to the back as he is down on his knees. X-Factor and Charles Hammer now help. Stage-Dive goes to help but before he can, Lil-Saint grabs him from behind and tosses him over the top rope!) Sam: Woah! Jim Katz: Just a minute ago, they seemed like friends but now, they seem to be enemies! Sam: That
s one reason why I love these rumbles! (Stage-Dive looks pissed after he was eliminated, but referees escort him to the back.
Meanwhile, Michael Collier goes right after
Lil-Saint from behind. He now tries to toss him over the top rope as three guys work on Montrose. Jean-Luc gets up to make it four.) Jim Katz: Four guys are now working over on Montrose. (Dilly Dawg gets to his feet and goes after Jean-Luc. He takes him from behind and attempts to toss him over the top rope, but Jean-Luc holds on and regains his composure. He now delivers an elbow to Dilly Dawg in the mid-section and tosses him out!) Jim Katz: Dilly Dawg has now been eliminated! Sam: I didn
t think he would last long with a name like that. (Jean-Luc now goes to help against Montrose, but before he can, Montrose starts fighting back. He shoves all three men away from him and then delivers a big boot to X-Factor. Montrose follows up with a double clothesline, knocking down both Disciple X and Charles Hammer.) Jim Katz: Montrose is coming back here! (Jean-Luc backs away from Montrose, but goes right into an atomic drop from Lil-Saint. Montrose now goes after Michael Collier and tries to eliminate him, but Whitney Boulder gets up on the apron and holds Collier
s back, keeping him in the ring!) Jim Katz: Wait a minute, what does Whitney Boulder think she
s doing?? Sam: Well that
s the advantage of having a manager, whether they be male or female. Jim Katz: It
s against the rules though. (Charles Hamer and Disciple X start to go at it after recovering frm that double-clothesline. Hammer gives him a nice northern lights suplex, followed by some hard elbows to the sternum.) Jim Katz: Hard elbow drops right to the sternum! Sam: Hey, he ain
t "The Hammer" for nothing. (Slick
Mick now starts to distract Charles Hammer from the outside. As he is, Disciple X gets to his feet and throws out Hammer from
behind!) Sam: Charles Hammer is gone! Jim Katz:
With some help from Slick Mick, Disciple X was able to toss out Charles Hammer.
(As soon as
Hammer is thrown over, Slick Mick runs to the other side of the ring avoiding any possible damage to himself.
Meanwhile, Montrose is being double-teamed in the corner by Collier and X-Factor while Lil-Saint delivers a snap suplex to Jean-Luc. Lil-Saint now goes for a hurrikanrana, but Jean-Luc blocks it and keeps him on his shoulders. Lil-Saint nails Jean-Luc with a few rights while on his shoulders and then follows up with an incredible counter by delivering a hurrikanrana right by the ropes and Jean-Luc goes over the top!) Jim Katz: WHAT A COUNTER BY LIL-SAINT AND THERE GOES JEAN-LUC! Sam: That was incredible! How the hell did he do that?! (Jean-Luc looks very angry as he shoves a referee away. He then gets back up on the apron, and from behind, pulls out Lil-Saint over the top rope!) Sam: And there goes Lil-Saint! Jim Katz:
Wait a minute, I
m not sure if that counts.
(Jean-Luc celebrates on the apron, but Lil-Saint recovers and pulls Jean-Luc off of it. Both men strat exchanging punches as they brawl all the way to the back and wind up on the floor.) Sam: It
s a street fight on the floor!! Jim Katz: I think they are counting Lil-Saint
s elimination, even though Jean-Luc was already eliminated! (As all this is going on, Michael Collier, X-Factor, and Disciple X all go after Montrose.) Sam: Ha ha, now it
s three against one! Jim Katz: Well, that would actually make sense. (All three men get Montrose in the corner and they start to lift him up. They now get him over the top rope and Montrose falls to the floor!) Sam: THEY DID IT! They got rid of Montrose! Jim Katz: Teamwork led to his elimination and now we
re down to three men. (As soon as all three men eliminate Montrose, X-Factor nails Michael Collier with a spinning heel kick to the back of the head, knocking him over the top rope!) Sam: Woah, now we
re down to two men! Jim Katz: Michael Collier has just been eliminated and now X-Factor and Disciple X will go at it here! (Both men circle each other and tie up. X-Factor gets Disciple X in a headlock, but he counters with a back suplex. Disciple X irish whips X-Factor into the corner now and tries to follow up with a ram, but X-Factor gets the boot and into the face of his foe. He now goes for a clothesline, but Disciple X counters with an arm bar takedown.) Jim Katz: Good set of reverals here but it
s all about throwing the other man out. (Disciple X releases the hold and delivers some kicks to X-Factor as he is down. He now tries to get him over the top, but X-Factor retaliates with a hard chop right to the chest!) Sam: Woah, what a knife-edge chop that was! Jim Katz: I think everyone here in Aloha Stadium heard that one. (X-Factor now tries to eliminate Disciple X, but Slick Mick crawls into the ring grabs X-Factor from behind!!) Jim Katz: Wait a minute, what
s that little sneak doing in the ring?! (X-Factor turns around and starts approaching
Slick Mick. Slick Mick though high tails out of there and as X-Factor watches him get out of the ring, Disciple X gets up and clotheslines him out from
behind!) Sam: X-Factor
s gone! DISCIPLE X WINS! Jim Katz: Disciple X steals this one in very cheap fashion! (X-Factor bangs the apron in fury as Slick Mick enters the ring and celebrates with Disciple X. But suddenly, X-Factor gets in the ring and attacks both Disciple X and Slick Mick!) Sam:
WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT DOES HE THINK HE
S
DOING?! Jim Katz: Getting payback! (X-Factor takes both men down with a double clothesline, and then knoggin knocks both Discple X and Slick Mick!) Jim Katz: Knoggin knocker! Sam: I never knew X-Factor was such a sore-loser! (Disciple X rolls out of the ring and as Slick Mick tries to escape, X-Factor grabs him from behind.) Jim Katz: HE
S GOT SLICK MICK! Sam: WHAT A SORE-LOSER! (X-Factor knocks Slick Mick down with a heel kick and starts ripping up his outfit.) Sam: AND NOW HE
S RIPPING UP HIS TAILOR MADE-SUIT!! This isn
t right, Jim! I hope X-Factor gets fined and suspended! (X-Factor finally rips Slick Mick
s suit to shreds and starts celebrating with it to a surprising pop from the crowd!) Jim Katz: How humiliating for Slick Mick but he should at least be happy that his man will be getting a Novice Title shot later on. Anyway folks, in the backstage area, Tim Smith is standing by with "Made of Steel"

Keith O
Neil!
Backstage
(The scene goes backstage to where we see Tim Smith standing next to "Made of Steel"

Keith O
Neil will be going up against Shrug Plankton.... Keith O
Neil: Oh how I
ve been waiting a long time for this. Through all that he has done to me, it
s all going to backfire at him! Heheh, for you see, last week was just a preview of what
I
m going to do to Shrug. I came so close to breaking his ribs last week on Sunday Night Slaughter but tonight, I guarantee you that I won
t come so close.... I
ll just do
it! ("Made of Steel"

Keith O
Neil is walking towards ringside so let
s send it back up to you guys! (The scene goes back to the announcer
s table.) Jim Katz: How sick is "Made of Steel"

Keith O
Neil? Sam:
Well he has good reason, Jim. He can
t take it anymore from that
nuissance, Shrug Plankton. Jim Katz: We
ll let the fans decide that one as we show you how this match has come about.... (A video montage airs consisting of some of the highlights that took place leading up this match over the past month and a half.) Jim Katz: This should be a very interesting match-up so without further adue, let
s send it down to ringside!
Match Two: "Made of Steel"

- Normal Match
Jason Karso: The following match-up is scheduled for ONE FALL and is a normal match! Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 256 pounds.....

Keith O
Neil walks down the aisle to some loud heat from the fans with a serious look on his face.) Jim Katz: I don
t get why Keith O
Neil would hate Shrug Plankton for having fun. Sam: Well there
s nothing wrong with having a little fun but Shrug Plankton likes to have fun all the time! There
s times where
ve you gotta be serious and if I were in Shrug Plankton
s shoes, now
s the time to be serious. Jim Katz: And this could be pretty dangerous for Shrug Plankton. I don
t think Keith is really in this match to win, but he
s out to demolish and destroy. Jason Karso: His opponent, from Akron, Ohio, weighing in at 273 pounds...... Shrug Plankton! ("Who
s Your Uncle" by Uncle Kracker plays as Shrug Plankton makes his entrance to cheers from the crowd. As he is walking down the ramp, "Made of Steel"

Keith O
Neil slides out of the ring and goes right after Shrug.) Sam: Woah, they
re already going at it! Jim Katz: Everyone seems to be in a hurry so far here at Super Clash 2001! Sam: Ha ha, good point! (Both men exchange punches on the ramp before Keith O
Neil delivers a knee to the rib area. Shrug falls down quickly and now Keith O
Neil irish whips him into the steel steps!) Sam: See what I mean. He doesn
t care if he
s counted out, he just wants to hurt Shrug Plankton! (Keith O
Neil goes into the ring and then goes back out to re-start the count. He gives Shrug a stomach breaker and then rolls him into the ring.) Jim Katz: Now the action finally goes into the ring. (Keith O
Neil goes for a clothesline, but
Shrug ducks. On the way back though, Keith O
Neil follows up with a hard knee to the stomach. Shrug Plankton flips as he falls to the mat where Keith O
Neil does some more damage to the rib area with several
kicks.) Sam: He
s starting where he left off, Jim, and that
s a good strategy. Jim Katz: And that
s a disadvantage for Shrug. He
s not at one hundred percent after what happened last week at the hands of "Made of Steel"

Keith O
Neil. (Keith now sends
Shrug Plankton over the top rope and follows. On the outside, Keith O
Neil picks up Shrug and drops him so that his ribs land right on the steel
steps!!) Jim Katz: Oh my goodness! Sam: Shrug Plankton
s receiving some hard time! (Shrug Plankton rolls around on the outside as Keith O
Neil goes back in the ring and watches the ref
s count.) Sam: I think this one
s over already, Jim! Jim Katz: Well referee Corey Tarson is issuing the count here. Tarson: 1.................2..................3...................4...................5....................6....... Jim Katz: I think Shrug Plankton is severely hurt here. Tarso: ...........8.....................9...... (Before
Corey Tarson can get to ten, Shrug Plankton just barely rolls back into the ring to a big pop from the
crowd.) Sam: WHAT?! HE ROLLED BACK IN! Jim Katz: Shrug Plankton just showed that he
s got a big heart and a lot of guts! Sam: HE
S AN IDIOT! He
s seriously hurt and wants some more punishment from an already angered Keith O
Neil?! I always knew he had more guts than brains, if he has any brains! Jim Katz: Well this capacity crowd here in Hawaii appreciates his courage. (Keith O
Neil laughs as he sees Shrug Plankton down by his legs and trying to get up.) Sam: Look at Shrug Plankton here, begging for mercy! Jim Katz: I highly doubt that and do you always have to say something like that when a wrestler is down by someone
s legs? Sam: Well I could be right. But you don
t know that and I don
t know that because we
re all the way up here! (Suddenly, Shrug Plankton gives Keith O
Neil a small package!!) Sam: NO! Jim Katz: It could be over right here! 1...........2....... and Keith O
Neil just kicks out! Sam: He almost had him! Jim Katz: I think he was playing possum there! (As soon as both men get up, Keith O
Neil goes for a clothesline, but Shrug counters with a crucifix!) Jim Katz: Crucifix! 1...........2....... and "Made of Steel"

Keith O
Neil just kicks out again! (Keith O
Neil looks extremely frustrated as he gets up. He tries to body slam his opponent, but Shrug gets off his shoulders and follows up with some chops to the chest. Shrug Plankton irish whips him off the ropes and delivers a dropkick right to the face!) Jim Katz: Beautiful dropkick! Sam: I don
t beleive this! (Shrug
Plankton now starts to make his way up to the top rope. As he is, Keith O
Neil gets up and shoves referee Corey Tarso into the
ropes, crotching Shrug at the top!) Jim Katz: A really cheap tactic right there.... (Keith O
Neil goes up to the top while Shrug is still there too and goes for a superplex. He executes it, but on the mat, Shrug counters with a strange pinning combination!) Jim Katz: Look at this! Sam: Wait a minute.... Jim Katz: 1...........2..........3! HE GOT HIM! Sam: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?! Jason Karso: Here is your winner........ Shrug Plankton! (Shrug Plankton immediately rolls out of the ring after the three count as Keith O
Neil goes balistic in the ring.) Jim Katz: A big victory for Shrug Plankton and Keith O
Neil is going crazy. Sam: He was dominating for most of the match and just like that, he loses! Jim Katz:
Shrug Plankton just comes out with the victory right here but at the moment, Tim Smith has caught up with Disciple X concerning his match in just a few
moments!
Backstage
(The scene goes to the backstage area where we see Tim Smith standing by with Disciple X and Slick Mick, who looks to be in a mess!) Tim Smith: First of all, to you Slick Mick, how do you feel about.... Slick Mick: Listen here Tim!
X-Factor will pay the piper sooner or later but right now, I want you to
shut-up and focus on my man
s upcoming Novice Title match-up against Kactus Kid!
Because after it
s all said and done, I can promise you a NEW Novice
Champion! Tim Smith: Now Disciple X, after stealing the battle royal earlier tonight, you will now take on Kactus Kid with the Dream Wrestling Federation Novice Title on the line! Disciple X: Well, yes you're right. I, in just two weeks of training have made it this far already. It's cruel, not to myself, but to the other wrestler's participating in the Dream Wrestling Federation for more than two weeks without having a Novice Title shot of there own. But I mean, that's them. I, Disciple X have the power and the abilty to serve as a champion. It was an extremly tight match which I had just won earler, which got me the number one contendership
I
ve always wanted. Finally, Kactus Kid will bow down to me. This
match, is something that I have always wanted. To be a DWF star, to live the life of a champion. Super Clash will finally take it's name tonight! Because after I win the Novice Title, and yes I will, my era will begin. In one single match, there will be blood, pain, and glory at the same time. Maybe I am cruel but you all don't understand. You don
t know what it is like to be me, inside of me I feel cold and damp. As far as Kactus Kid goes, I'll be just one step ahead of him... Slick Mick: Thazzzzz right, man! Let
s go! (Disciple X and Slick Mick both leave the scene.) Tim Smith: Man are they strange. Let
s send it back up to you Jim, and the Hawaiian Sam Davis. (The scene goes back to Jim and Sam.) Jim Katz:
Thank you, Tim.
Sam: What a huge opportunity for Disciple X this is. I mean, he just debuted one or two weeks ago and he already has himself a Novice Title shot against Kactus Kid! Jim Katz: Well a win here would be a big win for him and of course, let
s not forget that he has the devious Slick Mick in his corner. Sam: Yeah, yeah but let
s just get this match started. Jim Katz: The match is underway so let
s take it down to Jason.
Match Three:

X - Novice Championship Match
Jason Karso: The following match-up is scheduled for ONE FALL and is for the Dream Wrestling Federation Novice Championship! Introducing first, the challenger. Accompanied by Slick Mick, from the Canadian Artic, weighing in at 250 pounds..... Disciple X! ("Sick of My Life" by Godsmack plays as Disciple X comes out from the back, led by Slick Mick who has on a different outfit from earlier.) Sam: Ya know Jim, it amazes me how Slick Mick can pick out another great outfit in such little time. Jim Katz: Oh will you stop it. Sam: He really is "The Master of Style!"

Jim Katz:
Stop it. Anyway, Disciple X comes into this match not at one hundred percent after what happened in the battle royal. That was a pretty long match.
Sam: And he suffered some damage in it but right here, he
s gonna wrestle through the pain as he looks to win his first DWF title in only his second week! Jason Karso: His opponent, from
Glen Rock, New
Jersey, weighing in at 235 pounds; he is the Dream Wrestling Federation Novice Champion...... Kactus Kid! ("I Disappear" by Metallica plays as Kactus Kid comes running out with the Dream Wrestling Federation Novice Championship in hand.) Jim Katz: And here comes Kactus Kid! Sam: Hey Jim, did you know that if Disciple X wins this match, that means that there would be three new Novice Champions in as many weeks?! Jim Katz:
Yes, I did know that. Two weeks
ago, X-Factor was handed the Novice Title and then just last week, he lost it to
Kactus Kid. And now this week, Disciple X looks to keep the streak going but I don
t think he cares about this streak. He just wants to become Novice
Champion! (Kactus Kid enters the ring and both men tie up. Disciple X gets the Novice Champion in a headlock, but Kactus Kid quickly counters with an irish whip. He first leap frogs over Disciple X and then follows up with a monkey flip!) Jim Katz: Nice monkey flip there by Kactus Kid! (Disciple X gets up and runs towards Kactus Kid, but only to receive an arm drag. He does the same thing, but Kactus Kid executes another arm drag and Disciple X rolls to the outside for higher ground.) Sam: Not a good start for Disciple X. It is important to get a good start in any match. Jim Katz:
And right now, Kactus Kid is in complete control.
(Before
Disciple X goes back into the ring, Slick Mick whispers some strategy to him. Now back in the
ring, both men tie up.
They go to the corner and as they break up, Disciple X delivers a cheap thumb to the
eye!) Jim Katz: Cheap thumb to the eye! Sam: Good strategy. Now he
s got the advantage and Jim, here
s something for the kids to learn.

"It
s not how you play the game, it
s whether you win or lose." Jim Katz: Well I wouldn
t put it that way. (Disciple X executes a brain buster and then goes for the cover.) Jim Katz: First cover of the match, 1.........2....... and Kactus Kid kicks out. (Disciple X now delivers a short arm clothesline, and follows up with an elbow drop to the forehead. He now powerslams the Novice Champion and starts taunting the crowd, to which he gets booed for.) Jim Katz: I would be more careful if I were he. Disciple X should really stay on his opponent rather than take his time. (Disciple X now goes to pick up Kactus Kid, but he retaliates with some punches to the mid-section. Kactus Kid tries to follow up with a hurrikanrana, but Disciple X holds on to him and follows up with a sit-down powerbomb.) Sam: Great counter! I
ll tell ya Jim, if he keeps this up, we
re gonna have a new Novice Champion. (At this point, Disciple X irish whips Kactus Kid and executes a tilt-a-whirl slam. He now starts to make his way up to the middle rope.) Jim Katz: Disciple X could be taking a big risk here! (After doing some taunting up at the second rope, Disciple X jumps off, but Kactus Kid gets his foot up and right into the face of Disciple X! Both men are down now!) Jim Katz: Disciple X took a risk and was not successful! Sam: That could turn out to be a huge mistake! (Both men now start to get up at around the same time. Disciple X goes for a clothesline, but Kactus Kid ducks and then delivers a big backbody drop!) Jim Katz: Beautiful backbody drop! (Kactus Kid now calls for the Kactus Kutter, but
Slick Mick suddenly gets up on the apron. As Kactus Kid is being distracted, Disciple X recovers and attacks Kactus Kid from behind. Disciple X now sets him up and gives him the Fatal
Fall!) Sam: FATAL FALL! THERE IT IS! (Disciple X goes for the cover while hooking the leg.) Sam: 1...........2...........3. NEW NOVICE CHAMPION! ("Sick of My Life" by Godsmack plays as Disciple X rolls to the outside where Slick Mick gives him the Novice Title and both men celebrate.) Jason Karso: Here is your winner and the NEW Dream Wrestling Federation Novice Champion....... Disciple X! Jim Katz:
Well with the help of Slick Mick, Disciple X becomes the new Dream Wrestling Federation Novice Champion.
Sam:
I knew he would do it, Jim. He survived nine other guys in that Battle Royal earlier and right
here, he beat Kactus Kid to become Novice Champion. What a victory! Jim Katz: Well he may have had a little help, but the main thing here is that there
s a new Novice Champion. Anyway folks, the match-up coming up next will be for the
United States Title and right now, Tim Smith has caught up with Canadas
Hero!
Backstage
("The scene goes backstage to where we see Tim Smith standing by with Canadas Hero.) Tim Smith: Canadas Hero, in just a few moments, you will be going one-on-one with Legend Inc for the United States Title! Canadas Hero:
This is a huge opportunity for me to take the United States Title and once again make it Canadian. But this time, Legend Inc. is the one that stands in my way but Legend
Inc, I
m not afraid of you. I wouldn't put it past Thomas Ruble to do some outside interference so I'm going to be watching my back. But Ruble, if you come within a few feet of me,
I will smack you write back down to the concrete floor outside the ring. Now if you'd excuse me, I got a match to take care
of! (Canadas Hero walks away as the scene goes back to Sam and Jim.) Jim Katz:
This should be a great match between Legend Inc and the former United States Champion, Canadas Hero.
Sam: And you heard what Canadas Hero said; if he wins the title, he
s going to rename it like he did before to the "Canadian Title."

Jim Katz: Well... I don
t think many people would like that. Anyway folks, we
re underway so let
s send it down to ringside!
Match Four:

Inc.
United Sates Championship Match
Jason Karso: The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL and is for the Dream Wrestling Federation United States Championship! Introducing first, the challenger. From Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 255 pounds....... Canadas Hero! ("O
Canada" plays as Canadas Hero struts to the ring confidently to boos from the crowd.) Jim Katz: Canadas Hero is certainly looking very cocky here tonight. Sam: It
s good to go into a match confident but he better make sure that he
s not overly confident or else that could cost ya. Jim Katz: And although he
s a former United States Champion, he better not take Legend Inc lightly because he is one tough wrestler. Jason Karso: His opponent, accompanied by the Owner and Chairman of the Dream Wrestling Federation Mr. Ruble; from San Francisco, California, weighing in at 220 pounds; he is the Dream Wrestling Federation United States Champion...... Legend Inc! ("Rock the Night" by Europe plays as Legend Inc comes out from the back with the United States Title around his waist, led by Thomas Ruble, who has his cane.) Sam:
There
s the United States Champion, Jim. Jim
Katz: And led by Mr. Ruble, who we will be seeing more of tonight when Mike Extreme defends the Extreme Championship against Bungle. Sam: But right now, his man Legend Inc will have to defend against Canadas Hero! This should be a great match-up. (Referee Mike Sanders takes the United States title from Legend Inc and raises it high in the air, to which Canadas Hero moves his tongue across his lips.) Jim Katz: There
s the title that both of these men will be fighting for. (The bell rings and both tie up. The match starts with some crisp reversals before Canadas Hero knocks down Legend Inc with a shoulder block. He now gets Legend Inc in the corner where he nails him with some chops, but Legend Inc fights back with some chops of his own.) Sam: It
s a real chop fest now. (As both men are exchanging chops, Legend Inc delivers a kick to the mid-section to the delight of Mr. Ruble on the outside.Legend Inc now nails Canadas Hero with a few more kicks to the mid-section before giving him a gut wrench suplex.) Jim Katz: Nice gutwrench suplex there by Legend Inc. (Canadas Hero rolls into the corner, hoping for a breather, but
Legend Inc follows. Referee Mike Sanders separates him and as he does, Canadas Hero gets up and nails Legend Inc with some punches. He now bounces off the ropes and executes a knee
lift.) Sam: Oooooh, what a knee lift! Jim Katz: And right to the kisser! That
s one of the reasons why I
m glad I retired. (Canadas Hero bounces off the ropes and follows up with a knee drop right to the forehead. He now hooks the leg and goes for the cover.) Jim Katz: Cover, 1........2..... kickout. I don
t think you can beat Legend Inc just like that. Sam: Let me tell you, it
s gonna take a lot more than that to beat the United States Champion. I thought Canadas Hero would know that. (Canadas Hero executes a snap suplex now, and then puts Legend Inc in sit up position. He bounces off the ropes and delivers a hard kick right to the back!) Sam: Woah, what a kick! (Canadas Hero puts Legend Inc in sit-up position once again and delivers a neck snap.) Jim Katz: Canadas Hero has a good advantage here and I don
t think Mr. Ruble is liking this. Sam: Of course he doesn
t like it. Do you think he want to lose any gold? For a manager in the Dream Wrestling Federation, it
s all about helping your men win the gold. Jim Katz: And Mr. Ruble is more than that. He owns the Dream Wrestling Federation. Sam: But besides that, he
s a great manager. The Extreme Legends, led by him, have almost every DWF title! (Canadas Hero bodyslams Legend Inc by the ropes and proceeds on going to the apron. After looking at the crowd for a bit, he attempts a nice slingshot leg drop, but Legend Inc moves out of the way!) Jim Katz: Nobody home for the slingshot legdrop and now Legend Inc must capitalize. Sam: Slingshot legdrop? I don
t think I
ve ever seen that move before. (Legend Inc bounces off the ropes as Canadas Hero gets up and executes a flying head scissors, sending the challenger to the outside.) Jim Katz: Flying head scissors and to the outside goes Canadas Hero! (As
Canadas Hero is down on the outside, Legend Inc starts distracting the referee. While he is doing
that, Mr. Ruble walks over to where Canadas Hero is with his cane and nails him right over the back with it!) Sam: Woah..... Jim Katz: Cane shot right to the back of Canadas Hero! Sam: Now there
s one advantage of having a manager.... (Mr. Ruble rolls Canadas Hero into the ring and Legend Inc goes for the cover.) Jim Katz: This could be all, 1.............2........... and Canadas Hero just gets the shoulder up. Very close cover right there. (Legend Inc now irish whips his opponent off the ropes and ducks his head, but Canadas Hero comes back with an aggressive kick, right to the face!) Jim Katz: Legend Inc made the mistake of ducking his head and payed the price for it. Sam:
I wouldn
t call it a mistake, Jim. He attempted a back drop or
something, but Canadas Hero just countered. Jim Katz: Okay, that could be possible. (Legend
Inc starts to get up by the ropes and as he is there, Canadas Hero gets up too and clotheslines him right over the top
rope!) Jim Katz: 360 right over the top rope! Sam:
Actually Jim, I think it would be
180. You see, it
s 360 when he goes all the way around.... Jim Katz: Forget it. Sam: Come on Jim, don
t you know your math? (Canadas Hero goes to the outside and nails Legend Inc with a hard chop to the chest. He now starts approaching Mr. Ruble as soon as he gets too close.) Jim Katz: Canadas Hero is now on the trail of Mr. Ruble here! Sam: Big mistake. He
s gotta concentrate on the match, not Mr. Ruble! (As
Canadas Hero is approaching him, Legend Inc gets up and clotheslines Canadas Hero from behind. Legend Inc now rolls him into the ring but when he gets up on the
apron, Canadas Hero nails him with some rights and then slingshots him into the ring. He now tries to lock in the Canadian Punisher, but Legend Inc resists and is able to get to the ropes.) Jim Katz: He could have him here in the Canadian Punisher! Sam: No, no.... Legend Inc got to the ropes. Mr. Ruble was pretty scared there. (Canadas Hero bounces off the ropes as Legend Inc gets up, but only to receive a dropkick right to the face! Legend Inc now picks up Canadas Hero and delivers the Legend Death Drop, followed by the pin!) Sam: That
s the Legend Death Drop! He
s got him! Jim Katz: 1............2.............3! Legend Inc retains the United States Title! Jason Karso: Here is your winner and STILL the Dream Wrestling Federation United States Champion........ Legend Inc! ("Rock the Night" by Europe plays as Legend Inc raises his hands in triumph as Mr. Ruble enters the ring with the United States Championship.) Jim Katz: So Legend Inc retains the United States Champion..... Sam:
And you have to admit that he won it fair, Jim. Jim
Katz:
Well not completely fair. Earlier in the match, Mr. Ruble hit Canadas Hero in the back with that cane.
Sam: Well Canadas Hero invaded his territory. The outside of the ring was where he was so Mr. Ruble probably thought Canadas Hero would attack him. He only did it for self-defense. Jim Katz:
Oh gimme a break. But in any case, Legend Inc remains the United States Champion. Anywa
folks, this next match-up will be a very emotional one and has a lot of history too it. Oddball and T, former best friends, former teacher to student relationship, and former great Tag Team will be going one-on-one. Let
s show you all the events and happenings that have led to this unfortunate match.
Backstage
(A highlights package is shown consisting of some of Oddball and T
s great moments as a team, as well as single superstars.
But lately, Oddball was using T for his dirty work until T decided to be independent. Then just last
week, T eliminated Oddball in that Six Man Tag Elimination Match on Slaughter. The scene then goes Tim Smith, who is standing backstage with T.) Tim Smith: T, we are just a few moments away from what will be the most emotional match of your career. In a little while, you will be going against the man that has taught you everything about wrestling and even got you here, Oddball! Jim Katz: Oddball, the DWF Legend, the Hall of Famer, the man that made this business.
Tonight, I have to fight
him,
I need to fight him, I want to fight him.
Oddball, I know you're watching this, and to you
I say, I say thank you. Thank you for bringing me here. Thank you teaching me how to do it. You did alot for
me, but then, you expected alot back. Maybe it wasn't all too much, but it was enough. Joey T is independent now, and will I be as succesful? That can only be seen tonight. So Odd, give it all you've got, I'll give it all I have, and in the end, when one of us has our hand raised, hopefully, the other can respecr that, and if not, oh well. Get ready Oddball, for you may be the Hall of Famer, but
I am TOO GREAT, TO
WAIT! (T leaves with a confident look on his face.) Tim Smith: Well T seems ready for this big match-up and I don
t think anyone else can wait so let
s send it back up to you guys. (The scene goes back up to Sam and Jim.) Sam: Jim, it is going to be a great moment after Oddball beats T! I mean T thought he could make it on his own and so far, he hasn
t done anything special. Jim Katz: Well it
s only been two weeks since he went independent and he was VERY close from winning the United States Title. He would have won it too if it weren
t for Oddball. Sam: Well Oddball did the right thing by showing the referee what happened while he was out. Jim Katz: Gimme a break. Oddball just wants to show that T is nothing without him, which isn
t true at all. Anyway folks, we are going to find out who can back up their talk in just a few moments so let
s send it down to the ringside!
Match Five: T vs. Oddball - Normal Match
Jason Karso: The following is a normal match and is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, accompanied by his chair, Elizabeth; from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 240 pounds...... Oddball! Jim Katz: Judging by the reaction here, the crowd does not like Oddball at all and I don
t blame them. Sam: Ya know why they don
t like him? Because these fans in Hawaii are morons. While they
re eating coconuts and drinking their Hawaiian punch, they don
t realize that Oddball is an Extreme Legend! Jim Katz: Wait a minute Sammy, are you telling me that the fans should root for Oddball because he
s an "Extreme Legend?"

Sam: Not just that. He comes from Los Angeles, California, which is where Hollywood is! Jim Katz: Well that
s not how the fans determine who they root for. Jason Karso: His opponent, from Anaheim, California, weighing in at 278 pounds..... T! ("The Godfather Waltz" plays as T makes his way down the ramp to a big pop from the crowd!) Jim Katz: And here comes T! Sam: T
s been talking and talking and talking. That
s all he
s been doing ever since he broke away from Oddball and now he
s gonna have to prove himself. Jim Katz: What are you talking about? He
s already proved himself. If it wasn
t for Oddball, he would the United States Champion and he pinned Oddball last week in that Six Man Tag Elimination match. Sam: Well we
re gonna see what happens between the two.... one-on-one. (As soon as T enters the ring, he spears Oddball and both men already start to go at it.) Jim Katz: Here we go! (T and Oddball brawl into the corner where referee Tony Fisk tries to break it up. He is unsuccessful as both men brawl all the way to the outside.) Sam: This is more like a street fight! Jim Katz: Certainly looks like that, even though this is a normal rules match-up. Sam: I say let them go at it however they want. And if it
s a street fight, the advantage definitely goes to Oddball. Jim Katz: I have to agree with that since Oddball is basically a brawler. (On the outside still, Oddball rams T into the ring apron, but T continues to fight with punches to the back. The action now goes back into the ring where both exchange punches until T scores with a DDT.) Jim Katz: If T wants to win this one, he
s going to have to keep it at wrestling instead of brawling. If it stays at wrestling, the match is in his favor. (T now tries to irish whip Oddball into the corner, but Oddball reverses and T ends going into the buckle, back first. Oddball attempts a ram, but T gets out of the way and then he executes a bulldog.) Sam: Hard bulldog. (Oddball gets up quickly, but T nails him with a bionic elbow right to the top of the head.)
Jim Katz And there
s a bionic elbow right to the kisser or as T calls it, Sonny
Daze! Sam: Come on Oddball! (T now goes for a shoulder block, but Oddball stays on his feet. He now nails T with some kicks to the mid-section and then follows up with a shoulder block of his own, which sends T through the middle rope and to the outside.) Jim Katz: Oddball with some kicks to the breadbasket there and now he sends T to the outside with that shoulder block. (Oddball follows T on the outside and both men once again exchange punches. Oddball gains the upper hand though after slamming T
s face right into the barricade! He now goes to get Elizabeth from ringside!) Jim Katz: Uh oh, he
s going to get Elizabeth! Sam:
Ya know, I think he would rather want to destroy T rather than win the match.
(As
T is by the steel post, Oddball tries to hit him with
Elizabeth, but T ducks and Oddball ends up hitting that post. T takes down Oddball and the two men now start brawling towards the backstage area!) Sam: Where they going? Jim Katz: It seems that they
re fighting all the way up the ramp! Sam: Well they better watch the count here! Referee Tony Fisk is almost at seven here! Fisk: ........7....................8....................9...................10! Ring the bell! (The bell rings but both men continue to brawl all up the ramp. They then both go down and start punching each other as referees pour out trying to break up the fight.) Sam: As I said earlier tonight, it
s a street fight on the floor!! Jim Katz: Not even the referees here can separate these two superstars. (T and Oddball continue to exchange punches as they brawl through the curtains.) Sam: Has anything been settled here? Jim Katz:
No, I don
t think anything has been settled here and these two will have to wait another day to fight each other.
Sam: Another day? It could take a few weeks. Jim Katz: I said that as an expression. Anyway, nothing really has been settled here and I think T and Oddball hate each other more than before. Sam: But if the war between T and Oddball is anything like the Exreme Title match coming up next between Mike Extreme and Bungle, then this should be good! Jim Katz: It will but before we get underway for this one, let us remind you about the
Dream Wrestling Federation PPV in July, Survival of the
Fittest! This is the first of what should be a successful event as Survival of the Fittest will feature all four on four matches, and possibly other special matches. Sam: And these are just any 4 on 4 matches; they
re elimination! Every day in the Dream Wrestling Federation is basically every man for himself except this event. Survival of the Fittest will be all about team unity! Jim Katz: It certainly will and in Survival of the Fittest, only the strong survive! (The Survival of the Fittest logo is shown on screen with ordering information. Afterwards, we go back to Jim Katz and

Davis.) Sam: I
m definitely looking forward to that event! Jim Katz: And before we get to there, we have to make it through Super Clash 2001! Three matches left and the five that have taken place already have simply been unbeleivable. Sam: And this next match should be just as good. Jim Katz: Yeah, and we saw this happen earlier today! (The scene switches to Bungles locker room, as it is seen that Mike Extreme has handed him the Extreme title, as an apparent sign of respect for his last match as a DWF member, and to give him a title he can talk about.) Jim Katz: Well we
l find out soon enough so right now, let
s send it down to Jason Karso!
Match Six: Bungle
vs. Mike Extreme - Extreme Championship Match
Jason Karso: The following match-up is scheduled for ONE FALL and is for the Dream Wrestling Federation Extreme Championship! Introducing first, the defending DWF Extreme Champion. From Nottingham, England, weighing in at 235 pounds........ Bungle! ("Song 2" by Blur plays as Bungle makes his appearance and walks to the ring with his new belt.) Jim Katz: Big opportunity for Bungle as he has the opportunity to become the Dream Wrestling Federation Extreme Champion. Sam:
But ya know Jim, I don
t think he can do it. Mike Extreme is one of the best in this business
overall, and in terms of Extreme wrestling..... well he created it. See the similarity? Extreme wrestling is the same as his last name. Jim Katz:
Everyone pretty much recognizes that. Anyway folks, Bungle
s probably been training all week and he looks ready here to take on Mike
Extreme! Jason Karso: His opponent, accompanied by the
Owner and Chairman of the Dream Wrestling Federation, Mr.
Ruble; from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 330 pounds
Mike Extreme! ("South of Heaven" by Slayer plays as Mike Extreme walks down the aisle, led by Mr. Ruble, who is carrying his cane.) Jim Katz: For Mike Extreme, there
s a lot more on the line here besides the Extreme Title. Sam:
Exactly right, Mike is at an amazing
17-0 and he
s only one or two wins away from breaking the record of the longest undefeated streak by Cro. What an accomplishment that would be if he set the new record. Jim Katz: Well Mike Extreme has been very dominant over the course of his career here in the Dream Wrestling Federation and at Super Clash 2001, he looks to continue to do so! (As soon as Mike Extreme enters the ring, he goes right after an unexpected Bungle to the applause of Thomas Ruble from the outside. Mike pounds away with several axe handles to the back and quickly disposes of him to the outside.) Jim Katz: Mike Extreme starting on top here. Sam: I don
t think Bungle was ready for that one, ha ha! Jim Katz: Well Mike sneak attacked him. (Mike goes through the middle rope and to the outside. He nails Bungle with many right hands and then russian leg sweeps him right into the barricade!) Sam: What a move! Jim Katz: The back of Bungle
s head just went crashing right into the barricade. (Mike Extreme rolls Bungle into the ring and then starts to take out some weapons from under the ring. he takes out trash can lids, a garbage can, steel pipe, and a kitchen sink!) Sam: Look at this Jim, this match has everything INCLUDING the kitchen sink, ha ha! Jim Katz: Yeah..... (After sliding the weapons into the ring with him, Extreme picks out the kitchen sink as Bungle starts to get up. He now runs towards his foe with the kitchen sink, but Bungle counters with a drop toehold and Extreme lands face first into the kitchen sink!) Sam: Woah, face-first into the kitchen sink! Jim Katz: That will certainly give you some kind of pain, even of you are someone like Mike Extreme. (Extreme rolls around on the ground holding his face in pain as Bungle nails him with kicks to the sternum. He now grabs a trash can lid and smacks it over the head of Extreme to a worried look from Thomas Ruble.) Jim Katz: Trash can lid right to the face of Mike Extreme! Sam: And Mr. Ruble sure didn
t like that! (Bungle bounces off the ropes as Mike Extreme starts to get to his feet now, but only to receive a powerslam from the Extreme Champion! Extreme now picks up the garbage can, tosses it at Bungle who catches it, and then delivers a crescent kick into the garbage can, which goes into the face of Bungle!) Jim Katz: What a shot that was! Sam: No one does a crescent kick as good as Mike Extreme. I mean, that was right on target. (Bungle rolls to the outside after receiving that crescent kick and starts to recooperate. But Mike Extreme goes to the outside and attacks Bungle from behind. He nails him with a kick to the stomach and then irish whips him right into the steel steps!) Jim Katz: Hard into the steel steps goes Bungle and things aren
t looking so good for "The British Bear."

Sam: Well that
s what happens when you go into the ring with Mike Extreme (Extreme now grabs out a folded table from under the ring and rolls it into the ring. He starts to set it up now as Mr. Ruble rolls in Bungle from the outside. Extreme picks up Bungle, puts him on the table, and then goes up to the second rope.
From there, Extreme attempts a big
splash, but Bungle rolls off the table and Mike Extreme ends up going through the wood!) Jim Katz: Nobody home there for Mike Extreme and he ends up going through the table! Sam: If Mike doesn
t be careful now, we could end up having a HUGE upset! Jim Katz: Bungle now must capitalize though.... (Bungle crawls over to Mike Extreme and goes for the cover.) Jim Katz: THIS COULD BE IT, 1............2....... and Extreme just kicks out! If Bungle went for the cover earlier, he may have beaten him there. Sam: But Bungle was down from the earlier punishment he has received in this match. (Bungle snapmares Mike Extreme now and puts him in a chinlock.) Jim Katz: Chin lock applied by Bungle but I don
t think you can make Mike Extreme submit. Sam: Jim, let
s just get this straight. The word ain
t even in Mike Extreme
s vocabulary! (Soon after being put in the chinlock, Mike Extreme gets up with Bungle on his back and starts ramming him into the corner. He gets Bungle on the top rope from behind and keeps him up there with rights and lefts to the face.) Sam: It could be Extreme Measures time! (Mike Extreme goes to the top while Bungle is up there and gives him Extreme Measures followed by the pin!) Sam: And there it is, Jim! Jim Katz: Here
s the cover, 1...........2..........3! Mike Extreme easily continues his streak alive! Jason Karso: Here is your winner and the NEW Dream Wrestling Federation Extreme Champion...... Mike Extreme! ("South of Heaven" by Slayer plays as Mike Extreme rolls to the outside and walks up the ramp with Mr. Ruble and the Extreme Title.) Sam: Mike Extreme made this one look easy. Jim Katz: Well not only does Mike Extreme regain the Extreme Title here but goes to 18-0! He
s only one victory away from matching Cro
s undefeated streak and two from breaking the record. Sam: If you really think about that, it
s just unbeleivable how he does it. He
s demolished every superstar he
s faced and his record shows it. Jim Katz: Well let
s give some credit to Thomas Ruble after some outside interferences in the past. Sam: Interferences?
I think you haven
t been seeing what I
ve been seeing through those rose-colored glasses of yours, Jim. Jim
Katz: Yeah, anyway we
re just minutes away from the big "Four Stages of Learning Match" created by
The Educator and he will be facing Dusty in this first-ever type of match. But right now, Tim Smith is standing backstage alongside The
Educator, and his sneaky manager, The Genius!
Backstage
(The scene goes backstage to where we see Tim Smith standing next to The Educator and The Genius.) Tim Smith: Educator, we are just a few moments away from your Four Stages of Learning Match with Dusty! What are your thoughts as we approach this match-up? The Educator: My thoughts are one; For you to close your god forsaken mouth and get away from the camera. And two, to go out there and teach Dusty the kind of lesson that his mother and father never did. But instead of giving him a good ol
spanking, I'm going to put him through a table, and show Dusty that no-brain morons, get absolutely nowhere in The Educator's world! The Genius: Dusty, you just better watch out. The Educator and myself have had enough of you and it's time to finish you off! Come on Educator, let's go to the ring. (Both men walk away.) Tim Smith:
Talk about ego-maniacs, Educator and The Genius are two perfect examples right there. Let
s send it back up to you guys in the announcer
s booth.
(The scene goes back to the announce table where Jim and Sam are seated.) Jim Katz: Sammy, have you ever seen a feud as big as this one between The Educator and Dusty? Sam: Well it
s definitely up there as one of the biggest. I mean the hatred between both men is just at the boil point and this match could end everything. These guys have had encounters since April and still since then, they haven
t got enough of each other. Jim Katz: Well right now, we
re gonna show you everything that has led to this Four Stages of Learning Match right now... (A huge highlights package is shown consisting of all the events that had led to this match starting from the middle of April and all the way to last week when both men were involved in that Six Man Tag Elimination Match.) Sam: This Four Stages of Learning match is going to be more extreme than your normal extreme match. I mean, in one corner you
ve got steel chairs. In another you
ve got a table. In a third corner you have a barbed wire bat, and in the fourth you have plate glass. This is going to be spectacular. Jim Katz: No one can wait any longer so let
s just send it down to ringside!
Match Seven: Dusty vs. The Educator - 4 Stages of Learning Match
Jason Karso: The following match-up is the Four Stages of Learning Match and is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, accompanied by The Genius; from Orlando, Florida, weighing in at 269 pounds...... The Educator! (The American National Anthem plays as The Educator walks out to the ring, with The Genius behind him, who is wearing his robe and has his metal scroll, just as always. Both men get a very loud chorus of boos as they make their entrance.) Jim Katz:
Ya know, I don
t know how you can trust The Genius with him walking right behind you.
Sam: Now wait a minute, what exactly do you mean by that? Jim Katz: The Genius is nothing but a sneak and a snake. Sam: It
s amazing how jealous you are of them. The Educator and The Genius can
t help it if they are the two smartest men in professional wrestling. Jim Katz: And as I
ve asked before, do they have to talk about it every single week? For all we know, they could be two frauds. Sam:
Speak for yourself, Jim. I
m smart enough to know when I see a genius. And standing in the ring are two genius
s. But sitting next to me is a
moron, ha ha! Jim Katz: Yeah, thanks. Jason Karso: His opponent, from
Retardsville, North
Carolina, weighing in at 497 pounds...... Dusty! ("Take a Look Around" by Limp Bizkit plays as Dusty walks out from the back to a BIG pop from the fans!) Jim Katz: Listen to the big reception for Dusty! Sam: Hold on here, that all can
t be for him. Jim Katz: And why not? Sam: BECAUSE HE
S AN IDIOT! Jim Katz: As I said earlier tonight, that
s not how it works. It basically depends if you
re a sneak or not. Sam: So are you calling The Educator and The Genius two sneaks? Jim Katz:
Yes, I am.
Sam: Well we
ll see what you have to say after this match is all said and done. (As
Dusty is on the outside, Educator immediately grabs a steel chair and threatens
Dusty.) Sam: Now that
s what you call smarts! Grab a steel chair and threaten your opponent with it before they can even come into the ring with it. (Dusty tries getting up on the apron but Educator runs towards him with the steel chair, making him back off.) Jim Katz: He
s gotta let him in the ring sometime. (Referee
Ben Rios orders Educator to let Dusty back in the ring so Educator backs away and Dusty steps over the top rope. As soon as he enters, The Educator tries to hit him with the
chair, but Dusty just punches it right into the face of The Educator!) Jim Katz: Look at that! What strength! Sam: Dusty may have the strength Jim, but he certainly doesn
t have the brains... iff any at all! (Dusty picks up Educator and starts tossing him around for a little bit before The Educator rolls to the outside for a breather.) Sam: There ya go. If you get in trouble, just take a breather. (The Genius walks over to where The Educator is and hands him his metal scroll.) Jim Katz: Uh oh, we
ve seen what that metal scroll can do to people in the past. Sam: Yeah, it could entertain them with poetry. Jim Katz: Not when it
s used physically. (The Educator gets into the ring with the scroll and runs at Dusty with it, but receives a hard hip toss for his troubles. Dusty now irish whips The Educator into the corner and tries to follow up with a ram, but Educator just moves out of the way.) Sam: Phew, he saved himself from a whole world of trouble right there. (After moving out of the way,
Educator delivers a cheap scrape to the eyes and then gets a steel chair. Dusty comes out of the corner now and Educator nails him with the chair three times over the skull before he finally goes down. After getting Dusty down, Educator starts to
celebrate.) Sam: That
s definitely a good sign of things to come if he already got Dusty off his feet. Jim Katz: Well it should be a little easier with all these weapons in the ring. (Educator now gets a barbwire bat and starts to wait for Dusty to get back up.) Sam: Now Educator
s going to the big-time weapons. (Dusty gets up by the ropes and when
Educator tries to hit him with the barbwired bat, Dusty moves out of the way and barbwired bat ricochets back into the face of The
Educator, busting him open!) Sam: NO! Jim Katz: I don
t think Educator expected that one! Sam: That isn
t good at all! (The Genius looks on with a look of disgust after that happening. Dusty irish whips Educator now and delivers a big boot right to the forehead!) Jim Katz: Boot right to the kisser and that actually went right into the busted part of his forehead! (Dusty looks at the crowd to a big pop and now The Genius sneaks into the ring. He tries dragging The Educator outside, but Dusty spots this and drags Educator back in, along with The Genius!) Jim Katz: Now The Genius is in there! That
s what you get for trying to cheat! Sam:
WAIT A MINUTE, HE WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP THE EDUCATOR AND DUSTY JUST DRAGGED HIM
IN! (Dusty approaches
The Genius in the corner with a smile on his face. Genius looks worried as he sees there
s no escape. Suddenly, Educator gets back to his feet and gets the plate glass from one corner. He now smashes it right over the back of the head of
Dusty!) Sam: YES! Dusty took his mind off the match and that
s what he gets for that! Jim Katz: Well it was basicallyy two-on-one before with The Genius getting involved. (Dusty instantly goes down and The Educator starts nailing him with kicks to the back area. The Genius stays in the ring though and it appears that he
s taking out something from his robe. Referee Ben Rios tries to get him out, but The Genius just shoves him to the floor!) Jim Katz: Aw come on... what do you call that? Sam: Hey, there
s no DQ in this match so just do whatever it takes to win. (Educator now holds Dusty as The Genius has something in his hand. We take a closer look and it appears to be salt!!) Jim Katz:
Wait a minute, HE
S GOT
SALT! Sam: THIS IS GREAT! Last month at Nightmare, this is how The Educator beat Dusty.... with salt to the eyes from The Genius!
Ha ha, I LOVE
THIS! (The
Genius raises the salt in the air to huge heel heat from the crowd. He now throws the salt but at the last second, Dusty moves out of the way and the salt goes into the eyes of The Educator to a HUGE
pop!) Sam: WHAT?!? Jim Katz: The plan backfired and the salt went right into the eyes of The Educator! (The Educator goes down to the mat rubbing his eyes as Dusty once again has his eyes set on The Genius. The Genius tries to escape, but Dusty grabs him by the robe and starts slapping him!) Jim Katz: Dusty paintbrushed him! Sam: He can
t slap The Genius!! Jim Katz: Why not? This is what The Genius likes to do to everyone else and now he
s getting it done to him finally! (Dusty now grabs The Educator while holding on to The Genius and delivers a knoggin knocker.) Jim Katz: Knoggin knocker and down go both The Educator and The Genius! (The Genius rolls to the outside as Dusty grabs Educator by the throat. Soon after, he gives him a chokeslam!) Jim Katz: CHOKESLAM! (Dusty now points to the table to a big pop from the crowd.
But before he can get to it, The Genius pulls it through the ropes and to the
outside.) Sam: YEAH! The Genius has the table! (The Genius raises his hands after taking away the table, but doesn
t see
Dusty behind him. Dusty turns him around and knocks him down with a hard right hand. He then sets up the table on the outside and then goes back into the ring. As he is on the apron though, Educator gets up on the apron too with a
chair.) Jim Katz:
Uh oh, Educator
s got a chair
now! (Dusty blocks Educator
s chair shot and then kicks him in the mid-section. He now reaches over the top rope while still on the apron and grabs a chair of his own. Moments later, both men swing their chairs and make contact with each and they both fall off the apron and hard right through the table!!) Sam: BOTH MEN JUST WENT RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE! Jim Katz: And they look down and out here! (Referee Ben Rios now begins the count.) Rios: 1...............2................3.................4.................5.................6........ Sam: They
ve gotta beat the ten count here. Come on Educator, just make it to your feet! (The Genius tries to help Educator get up but he
s still out cold.) Rios: .................8....................9..................10! Ring the bell! Jason Karso: The result of this match is a double knock-out! (Some referees come out from the back to ringside trying to help out both men.) Sam: I can
t beleive this Jim; a double knock-out! Jim Katz:
Well was it a very physical match and after both men went through that table, I don
t blame them for being out cold.
Sam: And they still are! Jim Katz: As said, a very extreme and physical match-up but I don
t think this feud is over just yet. Anyway folks, as referees are helping The Educator and Dusty, let
s send it backstage to Tim Smith, who has caught up with the Dream Champion, Chainz!
Backstage
(The scene goes backstage to where we see Tim Smith standing next to Chainz, who also has manager Dazz by his side.) Tim Smith: Chainz, a little later on, you will be defending your Dream Wrestling Federation Dream Champion in a triple threat match against Caged Explosion and Doozer. Some even say your at a disadvantage since Caged Explosion and Doozer are back to being friends again. Chainz: Well dip[beep], like I've been doing for the past month, I'll be defending this here belt and I'll be walking out the champ. Doozer can try to beat me, but he won't. Caged Explosion can try to beat me, but he won't neither. I'm the toughest wrestler in the DWF, I'm Mr. Ratings, I'm the best DWF Dream champ ever, and there is no disadvantage 'cause I could beat both those mother f[beep]s at the same time with my hands tied behind my back. I will be ending both those bastards little dreams of taking this title, because I'm Chainz, and that's what I do. If you don't like it, than you can suck my f[beep] d[beep] for all I care. Doozer has no chance and Caged Explosion has no chance, just like you ain't got a chance of being laid in your life. I'm twice the man that Doozer and Caged Explosion are put together and tonight, you'll see why. Now get the f[beep] out of my way dip[beep]. And by the way, you should be worshipping the ground I walk on, not starring at me like you're a f[beep] moron. Now get out of the champs way as he WILL successfully defend the Dream Championship! (Chainz walks away as Dazz just grunts at Tim, and then follows Chainz.) Tim Smith: Some people are just rude. Let
s send it back to you Jim. (The scene goes back to Sam and Jim.) Sam: Can you beleive it, Jim? What could be the biggest match-up in the HISTORY of the Dream Wrestling Federation is coming up NEXT! I CAN
T WAIT ANY LONGER!! Jim Katz: Neither can anyone else. But during this short wait leading up this huge match, let
s show you all the highlights that have happened prior to it.... (A highlights package is shown featuring all the highlights between Caged Explosion, Doozer, and
Chainz. Last month at Nightmare, Chainz become Dream Champion by defeating Caged Explosion. Dazz was going to get involved by
long-time friend of Caged Explosion, Doozer, came down and fought off Dazz. This whole incident distracted Caged Explosion and Chainz would then be able to pick up the victory after a chain shot to the forehead, followed by the Chainz Hazard. Next, on a recent edition of Sunday Night Slaughter, right after
Caged Explosion defeated Oddball, Doozer came down to warn Caged that Oddball was right behind him. Caged Explosion didn
t beleive Doozer and he ended up receiving a chair shot to the back. Then last
week,
Chainz shoved Doozer into special referee Caged Explosion. Things got out of hand and it would later lead to Doozer punching Caged by accident after a scrape to the eye and at the end, Chainz layed out both men with the Dream Title and then
celebrated.) Jim Katz:
Ladies and gentlemen, I have just gotten word that Tim Smith has caught up with Caged
Explosion!
Backstage
(The scene goes backstage to where we see Tim standing by with Caged Explosion.) Tim Smith: The wait is over and you Caged Explosion will be heading into battle for the Dream Championship! Caged Explosion: It
s all over now; the waiting is finished.
Everyone in this match has finished their preparations and I bet they
ve been preparing long and hard for this Dream Title match. But do you know what the difference is, Tim
Smith? I
m the one that
s gonna come out on top and become a three-time, count three-time, count three-time Dream Wrestling Federation Dream Champion and that
s all I
ve gotta say! (Caged Explosion leaves and the scene goes back once again to Jim Katz and

Davis.) Sam: Both of the men we
ve heard from sound pretty confident but you
ve gotta wonder now if the butterflies are starting to get in their stomach. I mean, people are calling this match the biggest match in DWF history and the participants have to feel a little nervous. Jim Katz:
Well let
s see how Doozer feels because already, Tim Smith has caught up with
him!
Backstage
(The scene goes to the backstage area once again where an exhausted Tim Smith is standing next to Doozer.) Tim Smith: The waiting is over and you Doozer will soon... Doozer:
Now before you say anything, I have an announcement to make. So close your little
cake-hole so I can speak. Alright... I have a match tonight against Chainz and Caged Explosion. It is not just any match, it is a Dream Title Match! Last time, if I recall correctly, it was myself versus
Caged Explosion versus that loser named Big Shot in a triple threat Dream Title Match at Wild Card Races in March. This time, Caged Explosion and I are yet
again, in a triple threat Dream Title Match. So, just like
I won that one, I will win this one. Just because Chainz is the third guy and he beat The Big Shot
one-on-one, doesn't mean the outcome will change.
I have defeated Chainz twice and if you translate that, I have given him every flaw on his record and I will give him yet another.
Plus, I have a much bigger and more important announcement to make. Tonight will be my last match in the Dream Wrestling Federation. Tim Smith: Are you serious?!? Doozer: Did I say to shut your little pie hole or did I tell you to shut your little pie hole? Tim Smith: Actually you said... Doozer: JUST SHUT-UP! Any more remarks like that, or any more remarks at all and I will stick your head so far up your ass that you'll have to cut holes in your nipples just to finish this interview! Now... as I was saying before this little ass monkey decided to interupt me, tonight will be my last match. I have done everything that there is to do and more. The DWF no longer needs me here. I brought fans and they saw how great DWF was, so they will stay even with my absence.
Yet, Chainz and Caged
Explosion, don't think that since this is my last match that I won't be out there wrestling any easier than I always do. I am going to go out to the ring tonight looking to Dooze and Abuse my opponents. But there is just one more thing that will make me wrestle even better than I always do. And that thing is other than the fact that this match is for the Dream Title, but I want to kick Chainz's ass! Chainz, you so-called Dream Champion, you may have that retard Dazz in your corner but you are way over due for an ass-kicking from The Dooze himself. Now Caged Explosion, we've been friends for a long time. I'm not exactly sure why you blamed me for losing the Dream Title last month, and some of the other incidents that didn't go your way. At the moment, we are friends again but during this match, which as I said will be my last, I'm out to take no prisoners. For me, there is no tomorrow and that makes me a very dangerous person! (Doozer walks away as Tim Smith has a shocked look on his face. The scene then goes back to the ring.) Jim Katz: I don
t beleive it. Doozer
s retiring?! Sam:
Ya know Jim, I
ve never liked Doozer. In all the time we
ve been working
together, you obviously know that and all the
DWF fans know that. But I have respect for him. He is a former Dream Champion and has held just about every other title here in the Dream Wrestling Federation. So although I despise Doozer, I don
t beleive he
s retiring neither. Jim
Katz: Well it
s sad to see any wrestler retire but I think Doozer has run his course and has just about done everything you could do and he
s definitely got a place locked in the Hall of Fame. Anyway folks, knowing this will now be Doozer
s last DWF match, let
s send it down to ringside!
Main Event: Chainz
vs. Doozer vs. Caged Explosion - Dream Championship Match - Triple Threat Match
Jason Karso: The following match-up is scheduled for ONE FALL and is a triple threat match for the Dream Wrestling Federation Dream Championship! (The crowd pops to that statement.) Jason Karso: First, from Fenway Park in Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at 263 pounds; this will be his last ever Dream Wrestling Federation match......... Doozer!! ("Highway to Hell" by Ac/Dc plays as Doozer makes an amazing entrance from the back to a HUGE OVATION from the fans!) Jim Katz: A very emotional moment right here as this will be the last time Doozer walks down the ramp heading into a DWF match. Sam:
Hey Jim, I got a question. What happens to the Dream Championship if Doozer wins
here? If he
s retiring, he can
t retire with the Dream Title! Jim Katz:
Well I
m not sure about that. If Doozer does win the Dream Title, I would assume that it would become vacant.
Sam: Then what happens from there? Jim Katz: I
m not sure. That decision would be up to Mr. Ruble, unfortunately. Sam: What do you mean unfortunately? He
s a fair man! Jim Katz:
I don
t think so, Sammy. Jason
Karso: His opponent, from Brookeville, Maryland, weighing in at 245 pounds........ Caged Explosion! ( by The Offspring plays as Caged Explosion appears on stage to a HUGE pop!) Jim Katz: And now here comes two-time Dream Championn Caged Explosion, who looks to become the first ever three-time Dream Champion! Sam: It
s going to be very tough though. I mean this match is going to feature the three best superstars in the Dream Wrestling Federation today! Jim Katz: And that
s why this match was also one of the most anticipated match-ups of all-time. Jason Karso: Their opponent, accompanied by Dazz; from Birmingham, Alabama, weighing in at 295 pounds; the Dream Wrestling Federation Dream Champion....... Chainz! ( by Ice Cube plays as Chainz walks out with the Dream Title and Dazz by his side to a HUGE amount of heat from the fans. When he enters the ring, all three men look at each other.) Sam:
Ya know Jim, I don
t think Chainz even cares if it
s Doozer
s match. All he wants to do is remain the Dream Champion. Jim
Katz: Well that shows how uncaring he is. Sam: He
s Chainz, he can be whatever he want. After all, he
s Mr. Ratings. Jim Katz: Please.... (Doozer and Caged Explosion look at each other, but then suddenly nail Chainz with hard right hands. They irish whip him off the ropes and execute a double elbow!) Sam: Wait a minute! This is a triple threat match..... every man for himself! Jim Katz: Yeah, why? Sam: THEY
RE DOUBLE TEAMING CHAINZ! Jim Katz: Because Chainz deserves it. Sam: I hope this isn
t like the Wild Card Races match where Doozer and Caged Explosion double-teamed The Big Shot basically the entire match! Jim Katz: And arrogant cowards like The Big Shot deserve that too. Sam: You just wait till he returns from injury.... (Both men now grab Chainz by the hair and toss him over the top rope to a big pop!) Jim Katz: And over the top rope goes the Dream Champion! (After tossing
Chainz over the top rope, Doozer and Caged Explosion get into a
stare-down to another big pop!) Sam: YES!! THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO SEE; DOOZER AND CAGED EXPLOSION DUKING OUT! Jim Katz: And this crowd is half and half for each! Sam: Do you see this, Jim?! LET THE TWO GOODY TOO SHOES SLUG IT OUT FOR THE DREAM TITLE! I
VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE THIS! (As
Doozer and Caged Explosion go face to face, Chainz gets up on the outside and pulls out Caged Explosion. He then slams his face right into ring apron and starts to back into the
ring.) Sam: Damn! Jim Katz: Well Chainz just pulled out Caged Explosion and slammed his face right into the apron. (As soon as
Chainz enters the ring, Doozer nails him with some kicks to the back. He now irish whips Chainz and follows up with a
hip-toss.
Meanwhile on the outside, Dazz sees Caged Explosion down so he picks him up and irish whips him right into the steel
steps!) Jim Katz: Aw come on..... (Referee Danny Richards saw Dazz do what he just did and gives him the signal to go to the back!) Sam: What?! Jim Katz: Well apparently, referee Danny Richardson saw Dazz send Caged into the steel steps and now he
s sending him to the back! Now if Chainz wins, he
s gonna have to win it fair. Sam: I bet Caged Explosion payed the referee! (Finally, Dazz goes to the back as Doozer works on Chainz with some more kicks. Doozer now bounces off the ropes and goes for a flying head scissors, but Chainz counters with a face-first slam!) Sam: Yeah! Great counter! (As
Caged Explosion pulls himself up using the apron, Chainz knocks him back down with a baseball slide. Chainz now picks up Caged Explosion and drops him so that his neck lands on the ring
apron!) Jim Katz: Chainz has a good advantage right now.... Sam: I hope that move just broke PUKE Explosion
s neck! Jim Katz: How could you say that?! Sam: Because I hate him. (Chainz gets up on the apron now but before he can get back into the ring, Doozer gets up and slingshots him back in instead! Doozer nails him with several knife edge chops before taking him down with a textbook dropkick right to the face.) Jim Katz: Beautiful dropkick from Doozer! (Doozer now gets Chainz in an arm bar, but Chainz reverses it and somehow follows up with a super kick right to the jaw!) Sam: What a superkick! I never thought Chainz could do that. You gotta give him some credit right there. (Chainz powerbombs Doozer at this point and then goes for the cover.) Sam: Hey, this could be over already! Jim Katz: 1..........2....... and Doozer kicks out! It takes a whole lot to pin Doozer, if that
s possible. Sam: Of course it
s possible. He
s been pinned before. And where the hell is Caged Explosion? Jim Katz: Still on the outside where he suffered a numerous amount of damage from Chainz and Dazz. Sam: I bet he
s faking it and playing possum. Jim Katz: Well from here, he looks pretty hurt. (Chainz pounds the mat in fury after getting a near fall. He now irish whips Doozer into the corner and immediately follows with a hard ram. Doozer goes down and Chainz then drops an elbow to the sternum.) Sam: If Chainz can just keep this up, he
ll retain.... (Caged
Explosion starts to get to his feet right by the steel post. Meanwhile in the ring, Chainz goes to pick up
Doozer, but Doozer retaliates with some punches to the mid-section and then follows up with a modified atomic drop!) Jim Katz: Big atomic drop right there! (Chainz goes into the corner where Caged Explosion is and Caged pulls him down and crotches him into the steel post to a big pop.) Sam: Woah, right into the steel post! Jim Katz:
And right in the groin area, Chainz is feeling a lot of pain.
(Caged now gets back into the ring and he and Doozer double suplex Chainz. Both men now look at each and tie-up!) Sam: HERE WE GO! (Both men go into the corner and make a clean break. Chainz gets back up now and clotheslines Doozer from behind over the top rope! Caged Explosion fights back though for Doozer by clothesline Chainz over the top rope!) Jim Katz: Now it seems that all three men will be battling it out on the outside! (Caged and Doozer take turns slamming Chainz
s head into the announce table. They now pick him up in suplex form and drop him THROUGH THE TABLE, stomach first!!) Jim Katz: CHAINZ JUST WENT RIGHT THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! Sam: THIS ISN
T FAIR AT ALL! IT
S BEEN ALL BLATANT DOUBLE-TEAMING THROUGH OUT THIS MATCH! (After putting
Chainz through the announce table, Doozer and Caged Explosion exchange punches and the action goes back into the ring. Caged goes for a northern lights
suplex, but Doozer counters with an elbow to the back, followed by a sunset flip.) Jim Katz: Sunset flip, 1..........2...... not enough! (Doozer now makes his way to the top rope and when
Caged Explosion gets up, Doozer delivers a missle dropkick right to the chest of the
two-time Dream Champion!) Jim Katz: Missile dropkick and both men are down! Sam: That also had some effect on Doozer. (As both men are down, Chainz starts crawling to toward the ring apron and is just able to get in the ring. He then crawls over to Caged Explosion and puts his arm across his chest!) Sam: LOOK AT THIS! Jim Katz: 1...........2.......... NO, No, not enough! Sam: He was so close! (Chainz looks frustrated as he works on Caged Explosion. He goes for a short arm clothesline now, but Caged Explosion ducks, delivers a kick, and then gives Chainz The Big Bomb, followed by the cover!) Sam: NO!! Jim Katz: BIG BOMB! 1............2......... (Doozer delivers an axe handle to the back of Caged Explosion breaking up the cover. Caged Explosion fights back though by sending Doozer right over the top rope!) Jim Katz And there goes Doozer over the top rope! (Caged Explosion bounces off the ropes but colides with Chainz into a double-clothesline!) Jim Katz: ALL THREE MEN ARE DOWN NOW! Sam: What a match!! (Caged Explosion and Chainz crawl over to the ropes where they get to their feet, using the ropes as leverage. They now meet in the center of the ring where Chainz attempts a right hand. Caged blocks it and follows up with a right hand of his own. He now follows up with more right hands before knocking Chainz down! He now goes for a flying crossbody, but Chainz ducks and catches Caged Explosion. Chainz then follows up with The Chainz Hazard!!) Sam: CHAINZ HAZARD! THIS ONE
S OVER! MAKE THE COVER CHAINZ! Jim Katz: Well there
s The Chainz Hazard and all Chainz has to do is make the cover here and he retains probably. (As
Chainz is crawling over towards Caged Explosion, Doozer gets up from the outside and goes up to the top rope. He arrives at the top just as Chainz goes for the
pin!) Sam: 1............2............ (Doozer delivers the Pesky Poll right on to Chainz to break up the cover!) Sam: WHAT?!? Jim Katz: PESKY POLL FROM DOOZER TO BREAK UP THE PIN! (Chainz just gets to his feet by the ropes where Doozer clothesline him over the top rope. Doozer now goes over to Caged Explosion, and pins him while hooking the leg!) Sam: DOOZER
S PINNING CAGED EXPLOSION! Jim Katz: 1..............2.............3! DOOZER DID IT!! NEW CHAMPION! NEW CHAMPION! Sam: I DON
T BELIEVE IT! Jason Karso: Here is your winner and the NEW Dream Wrestling Federation Dream Champion........... DOOZER!! ("Highway to Hell" by Ac/Dc plays as referee Danny Richardson gives Doozer the Dream Title, to which he raises in the air as everyone in the crowd gives Doozer a HUGE STANDING OVATION!) Jim Katz: DOOZER HAS DONE IT! Ladies and gentlemen, in his last
DWF match, Doozer becomes the Dream
Champion! WHAT A MOMENT.... WHAT A MATCH! Sam:
I
m speechless, Jim. And Chainz wasn
t even
pinned! Jim Katz: Well that
s the disadvantage for a champion in a triple threat match. (Chainz enters the ring, trying to attack Doozer from behind, but Caged Explosion gets up and clotheslines Chainz right back over the top rope!! Chainz leaves the ring and he looks pissed!) Jim Katz:
Chainz just tried to interrupt this emotional moment but thankfully, Caged Explosion took care of
that! What a sicko Chainz is! (Caged Explosion now looks square in the eye of Doozer, who now has the Dream Title around his shoulder. Both men look incredibly tired and exhausted after this hard fought match-up. Caged Explosion then approaches Doozer and both men give each other a hug to the biggest pop of the night!!) Jim Katz: Yeah! Caged Explosion showing great sportsmanship here and giving Doozer his farewell. What a moment this is! Sam: This is sick! I can
t stand this! Jim Katz: Well the crowd here in Honolulu loves it! (Caged Explosion and Doozer now raise each other
s hands as the crowd continues to cheer them.) Jim Katz: This has to be one of the best moments in Dream Wrestling Federation history! We
ve run out of time now.... Sam: Wait, what
s gonna happen with the Dream Title? Doozer
s retired now! Jim Katz:
Well we might find out next week on Slaughter. But for everyone here in the Dream Wrestling Federation, I
m Jim Katz saying have a great night
everybody!
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