Opening
(BOOM! After the fireworks go off and after the smoke clears, we see tons of fans holding up their signs. They scream and cheer in anticipation for DWF Nightmare! The scene then goes down to Jim Katz and

Davis!) Jim Katz: This crowd is going absolutely bananas! Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Nightmare 2001!
We come to you from the Bradley Center in Milwaukee, Wisconsin and
Sam, this place has been sold out for WEEKS! Sam:
Exactly right, Jim. EVERY seat here is filled to capacity and ya
know, I even caught Ray Allen and Sam Cassel trying to sneak through the back door! But they didn
t have tickets so ya know what I did? Jim Katz: What? Sam: I DIDN
T LET THEM IN!
HA, I don
t think they
ll be trying that
again! Jim Katz: Yeahhh.... anyway, there will be some HUGE match-ups tonight including the very anticipated Dream Title Match as Caged Explosion will defend the title against Chainz! Sam: We are finally going to be seeing that match and it
s going to happen TONIGHT! I can
t wait for it as the hours and minutes pass by. Jim Katz: I can
t wait as much as you can
t but let
s not forget the other great action scheduled to go down tonight. Including the Dream Championship, there will be four titles on the line!
But right now folks, Tim Smith is trying to get a word with anyone backstage...
Backstage Interview with T

(The scene goes backstage to Tim Smith, who is alone at the moment.) Tim Smith: Hello ladies and gentlemen. I am backstage here in the Bradley Center and trying to get a word with anyone.... (Suddenly, T is seen walking by Tim Smith.) Tim Smith: Well it seems that T has just joined us here and.... T: I am not here to talk to you. I
m looking for Oddball! Tim Smith: What do you mean you
re looking for him? The Tag Team Championship match is scheduled to happen in a few moments! T:
Yeah, I know
brainiac, but I can
t find him! (T leaves the scene as he continues to look for Oddball.) Tim Smith: Well we have an interesting situation here seeing as T doesn
t know where his partner is. Let
s send it back up to you guys. (The scene goes back to Jim and Sam.)
The Extreme Legends (c) vs Total Terror- Tag Team Title Match
Sam: Where in the world could Oddball be? Jim Katz: I have no idea but right now, we are underway for the Tag Team Title match-up so let
s go down to ringside! Jason Karso: The following match-up is scheduled for ONE FALL and is for the Dream Wrestling Federation Tag Team Titles! (The crowd pops to that statement.) Jason Karso: Introducing first, at a combined weight of 550 pounds, they are the Dream Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions... Mike Extreme and Legend Inc........... The Extreme Legends! ("Nothing Else Matters" by Metalllica plays as Mike Extreme and Legend Inc walk out from the back with the Tag Team Titles around their waists to a chorus of boos from the crowd.) Jim Katz:
Here come the Dream Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions, Extreme Legends and as Jason
said, they are at a combined 550 pounds! They are possibly the biggest tag team in all of professional wrestling! Sam:
Yeah they are, UNLESS you have a double that no one knows about. Jim
Katz: Uh-huh, yeah. Anyway, what
s interesting about this match is that it is the first encounter of three between the two teams combined on the evening. T and Legend Inc will be in the JW Hell Match, and there will also be Mike Extreme defending the Extreme Championship against Oddball. Sam: Well if Oddball doesn
t show up, then I don
t know how that match is going to happen. Jason Karso: Their opponents, at a combined weight of 518 pounds... T and Oddball....... Total Terror! ("The Godfather Waltz" plays as T makes his way out from the back, alone, and he has a mic in his right hand.) T: Unfortunately, my partner, Oddball, has not showed up to the Bradley Center yet and that leaves me alone. But what should I do? Forfeit the match or go into this match, one on two? (T starts to rub his chin as he thinks.) T:
Ya know, I
m no coward so expect me to win BOTH tag team titles by
myself!
And although he may not be here, I
m dedicating this to you my mentor and
teacher, Oddball! (T runs down the ramp to a surprisingly good pop!) Sam: What is he crazy?? He
s actually going in there alone with the DWF Tag Team Champions! Jim Katz: Well he
s definitely showing here that he has a lot of courage and this crowd definitely appreciates it. Sam: But he
s gotta be out of his mind to actually fight BOTH members of the Extreme Legends by himself! Fighting one of them is already bad enough, but both?! He
s showing here that he
s got more guts than brains! (T enters the ring, but is immediately double teamed by Legend Inc and Mike Extreme. Both men irish whip him off the ropes and duck their heads, but T comes back with a kick to the face on Mike Extreme, and then clotheslines Legend Inc! T fires both men now with rights and lefts before knocking Legend Inc through the middle rope!) Jim Katz: Look at T here! (T turns around now, but only to receive a hard clothesline from Mike Extreme!) Sam: Woah, what a clothesline. He
s irritated Mike Extreme and that
s definitely something you don
t wanna do. Jim Katz:
Well T had the advantage to start off this now, Handicap Tag Team Title
match, but Mike Extreme gains control for his team with that clothesline. (Mike Extreme takes his time as he repeatedly nails T with hard kicks to the rib area. He now picks him up and executes a double underhook suplex.) Sam: Double underhook suplex and this is where the punishment begins for T! (Extreme irish whips T off the ropes and he follows up with a hard knee to the stomach. He shouts at the fans to draw some more boos from the crowd, but tags in
Legend Inc shortly after. Mike Extreme gets T in an abdominal stretch and as he has him in the hold, Legend Inc bounces off the ropes and connects with a hard punch to the
wide-open chest of T!) Sam: Good double-team there. Jim Katz: The Extreme Legends with a big advantage in this match. T
s already feeling a lot of pain and he has no one to tag out too since Oddball hasn
t arrived. Sam: And now T is going to regret accepting this handicap match. (Legend Inc struts around the ring as he picks up T and easily scoop slams him to the mat. He now bounces off the ropes and follows up with a knee to the face.) Sam: Legend Inc
s doing some rearranging to the face of T. Jim Katz: Well this team of Extreme Legends have been out to demolish and destroy whoever they went up against. (Legend Inc picks up T and irish whips him hard into the turnbuckle, so that he comes flying right out of it! Legend Inc picks him up again and once again irish whips him hard into the buckle so that he comes flying out for a second straight time.) Sam: Look at the strength in Legend Inc! Jim Katz: He certainly is a pretty strong superstar. Sam: Pretty strong? I
d say he
s more than that and I don
t think you should be talking. In your case, it
s all fat and blubber. Jim Katz: First of all, you brought it up and there
s no need for insults. (Legend Inc nails T with several axe handles to the back and then tags back in Mike Extreme. They irish whip T off the ropes and knock him down with a double shoulder block.) Jim Katz: The Extreme Legends are really taking advantage here as they execute another nice double team. Sam: I wonder how Oddball is going to explain this one. He didn
t even show up and T
s been taking a beating. Jim Katz: He must have missed a plane flight or something. I don
t think he
s ever been late for an event. Sam:
Well there
s a first time for everything, Jim.
(Mike Extreme irish whips T off the ropes, but T comes back by sliding through the legs of his foe and then coming back with some rights and lefts to some cheers from the crowd. He kicks Mike Extreme in the gut and follows up with a DDT.) Jim Katz: DDT there by T and the tide may have turned right here. (T bounces off the ropes now, but Legend Inc nails him with a kick to the back from the apron. T just turns around and knocks Legend Inc off the apron with one hard right hand!
But when he turns around, Mike Extreme nails him in the jaw with a crescent
kick!) Sam: Ah, there
s that devestating crescent kick! Nobody does it better than the 330 pound Mike Extreme. Jim Katz: Some great flexibility shown on the part of the Dream Wrestling Federation Extreme Champion but I wonder if he can do a split. Sam:
Jim, I don
t think it
s smart to mess with Mike Extreme. Jim
Katz: How was I messing with him? It
s just a thought. Sam: Well we
ll see what Mike thinks after I tell him, ha ha! (Mike irish whips T off the ropes and follows up with a hard spine buster. He now goes for the pin.) Jim Katz: Could be all, 1.........2........ and T kicks out. (Mike pounds the mat in fury but goes for another cover.) Jim Katz: A second consecutive pin, 1.........2....... and not enough once again. Sam: Ya know something Jim, if
I were T, I would just stay down on the mat and take the fall. He
s just infuriating The Extreme Legends and that
s only gonna lead to a lot of pain. Jim
Katz: Well you
re not T and he actually cares about pride, as well as winning the Tag Team Titles here at Nightmare! (Mike Extreme tags in Legend Inc and they irish whip T off the ropes. The Tag Team Champions attempt a double clothesline, but T ducks and comes back with a flying double clothesline of his own!) Jim Katz: Flying clothesline by T and now every man is down here! Sam: I can
t believe The Extreme Legends haven
t finished him off yet. (T struggles to his feet, but gets up nonetheless.
When Mike Extreme gets up, T clotheslines him right over the top
rope!) Jim Katz: 360 over the top and there goes Mike Extreme! Sam: This isn
t looking good at all. (T powerslams Legend Inc and then starts to go the top rope.) Jim Katz: Look at this; T
s on his way to the top rope! Sam: He
s taking a huge risk here because he isn
t even a high flyer! (T waits for Legend Inc to get up, but as he is, Mike Extreme gets on the apron. He shoves T off the top rope and right into Legend Inc, who catches him. Legend Inc then gets him up on his shoulders and executes the Legend Death Drop, followed by the cover!) Sam: THERE IT IS, JIM! T took a big risk and he ended up paying the price, ha ha! Jim Katz: Well now here
s the cover, 1..........2.........3. Sam: This one
s over. Jason Karso: Here are your winners and STILL Dream Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions........ The Extreme Legends! ("Nothing Else Matters" by Metalllica plays as The Extreme Legends leave the ring with their Tag Team Titles to boos from the crowd.) Jim Katz: The Extreme Legends retain their titles, but we
ll be seeing more of them tonight, as well as T. Sam: But the big factor is that The Extreme Legends aren
t in as bad condition as T is. He took a beating from Extreme Legends, although he had his advantages, but he still received a beating. (T rolls out of the ring and walks to the back looking a little angry, but still receives a pop from the crowd nonetheless.) Sam:
Jim, I don
t get this. Before
tonight, they booed T but right now, they
re cheering him! I don
t get it at all. Jim Katz: Well simply because T proved that he isn
t a coward, like some of the other wrestlers in the back. Sam: Now what gives you the right to say that? You may be huge, but that
s in terms of weight. The only time people feared you was back in your day as a wrestler, and that was a REALLY long time ago. Jim Katz: Stop it. Sam: And I don
t think anyone here in the Bradley Center was even born when you were wrestling. Jim Katz: Okay, just stop it.
Backstage Segment with T and Oddball
(The scene goes backstage where we see a car pulling up in the parking lot.) Sam: Who
s car is that? (The front door opens and it
s Oddball!) Sam: Uh-oh, look who it is! Jim Katz: It
s Oddball... Sam: He was just late enough to miss the Tag Team Title match and I wonder what T
s gonna do to him. (As
Oddball is about to walk into the Bradley Center, T appears and walks up to
him.) T: Odd, where were you? You missed our Tag Team Title shot and I had to fight it alone! Oddball: Hey, don
t question me! Who got you here? Who made you something? T: Well.....you, but its not the.... Oddball:
Damn right me. Now go getta me a coffee, I gotta get ready for MY Extreme Title
Match! (T tries to stand tough, but then looks down and leaves the scene to get Oddball
s coffee.)

#1 Contenders Match for Novice Championship
Jim Katz: Oddball seems to be mad at T, although it should be the other way around! Sam: No it shouldn
t. Oddball has a point. He did teach T basically everything he knows in this business. Jim Katz: Well it should be interesting how that develops over the next few weeks... Sam: Why the next few weeks? They
re both still gonna be in action tonight! Jim Katz: That
s right. Oddball will be facing Mike Extreme for the Extreme Championship and T will be in the traditional JW Hell Match for the United States Title. But now it is time for the number one contenders match for the Novice Championship as Sean Carter will be making his return against X-Factor! Let
s take it down to Jason. Jason Karso: The following match-up is scheduled for ONE FALL and is for the Number One Contendership of the Dream Wrestling Federation Novice Championship! Making his way to the ring at this time, from
Charlotte, North
Carolina, weighing in at 225 pounds..... X-Factor! ( plays as X-Factor walks to the ring to boos from the crowd.) Jim Katz: Lately, we
ve seen X-Factor in Tag Team competition with Canadas Hero, but right here, he will be in singles action with the chance to become number contender for the Novice Title. Sam: This is a pretty big opportunity for what could be a rising singles star. X-Factor better not blow his chance here. Jason Karso: His opponent, from Phoenix, Arizona, weighing in at 275 pounds......... Sean Carter! ("Broken Wings" by Tupac plays as Sean Carter walks out to a pop from the fans.) Jim Katz: And here coms Sean Carter and it seems that this crowd remembers him. Sam: Who cares if those morons remember him? The question is if he still has the same wrestling ability before he took his long absence. Jim Katz: Well it should be interesting to see how he fares against X-Factor. (The bell rings as both men tie up. Both men trade arm bars before Sean Carter gets X-Factor down with a fireman
s carry. X-Factor bounces right back up and gets Carter in a head lock. The headlock is reverses by Carter into a hammer lock and both men reverse each others moves for the next few seconds before X-Factor takes down Sean Carter with a shoulder block. He now bounces off the ropes, but Sean Carter leap frogs over him and follows up with a nice monkey flip.) Jim Katz: Sean Carter with a nice moneky flip and he still looks impressive. (X-Factor gets up and runs towards Sean Carter, but Carter counters with an arm drag. X-Factor does the same thing but it only leads to a second consecutive arm drag.) Jim Katz: There
s an arm drag..... and another one! Sam: X-Factor better take a breather here because he is in big trouble. (Sean Carter irish whips X-Factor off the ropes and goes for a hip-toss, but X-Factor reverses it and Sean Carter ends up going down on the mat.) Sam: Good reversal and now X-Factor has the advantage. (When Sean Carter gets to his feet, X-Factor plants him with a heel kick to the face!) Sam: Woah, he got all of him with that heel kick! Jim Katz: X-Factor
s foot went right into the face and the ladies won
t be happy about that one. (X-Factor starts to celebrate, which draws heat from the crowd. He now goes back to work on Sean Carter with kicks to him in the corner and then follows up with a bodyslam. X-Factor then sends Sean Carter to the outside and starts to taunt the crowd once again.) Jim Katz: X-Factor is taking up a lot of time here as he taunts the crowd now. He has an opportunity to work on Sean Carter more. (X-Factor goes on to the apron and and nails Sean Carter with an axe handle smash to the back. He then irish whips him right into the steel steps!) Sam: Woah, he went hard into those steps! (X-Factor rolls Sean Carter into the ring and follows. He now picks up Sean Carter and puts him in a backbreaker submission hold.) Jim Katz: X-Factor is putting a lot of pressure on the back of Sean Carter. Sam:
Ya know Jim, I think Sean Carter regrets making his return against a wrestler like
X-Factor because he
s been receiving a lot of pain so far. (X-Factor releases the hold and then just gives Sean Carter a regular backbreaker. He now executes a snapmare and then puts him in a chin lock.) Jim Katz: Chin lock applied by X-Factor and he
s looking to finish off Sean Carter here. Sam:
In my opinion, I think Sean Carter returned to action way too quickly. He should have waited a little more because right
now, I think X-Factor could injure Sean Carter even more! (Soon after be put into the hold, Sean Carter starts to get to his feet while in the hold and he nails X-Factor in the stomach with some elbows. He is now able to break out of the hold.) Jim Katz: Sean Carter isn
t giving up and he breaks out of the hold! (Sean Carter bounces off the ropes and he nails X-Factor with a flying forearm.) Jim Katz: Flying forearm... Sam: And look at this; both men are down! (After being down for a few seconds, both men start to make it to their feet. X-Factor goes for a right hand, but it
s blocked and Sean Carter retaliates with a right hand of his own. X-Factor takes control though with a thumb to the eye.) Jim Katz: Oh come on, thumb to the eye. Sam: Ah, the ol
thumb to the eye. That move will take anyone down. (X-Factor now goes for a spinning heel kick, but Sean Carter ducks and X-Factor ends up on the mat. Sean Carter now irish whips his opponent and follows up with a huge backbody drop!) Jim Katz: Big backbody drop and this crowd is really behind Sean Carter! (Sean Carter gives X-Factor a russian leg sweep and he now looks to finish him off.) Jim Katz: It could be time for the Finishing Touch! Sam: X-Factor better do something or else this match is gonna be over. (Sean Carter goes to the top rope now, but X-Factor pushes the referee into the ropes, and that crotches Sean at the top! X-Factor gets to his feet now and gives Sean the X-Bomb, followed the cover.) Sam: X-Bomb! Jim Katz: This one
s gotta be over, 1..........2...........3 and a big victory for X-Factor. Jason Karso: Here is your winner and the Number One Contender for the Dream Wrestling Federation Novice Championship.......... X-Factor! ( plays as X-Factor leaves the ring to some boos from the crowd.) Jim Katz: A big win here at Nightmare for X-Factor as he becomes the number one contender for the DWF Novice Title. Sam: And now he will face T within the next week or two but it will be very tough for him to win the Novice title. Jim Katz:
I have to agree with you on that one. Anyway folks, Tim Smith is now standing by with Oddball.
Interview with Oddball

(The scene goes to the backstage area where Tim Smith is standing next to Oddball.) Tim Smith: First of all Oddball, everybody wants to know why you arrived here at the Bradley Center late. Oddball: Listen little man, that is none of your business.
Our Tag Team Title shot has passed and now we are so close to MY Extreme Title match against that Extreme wannabe, Mike Extreme. Tim
Smith: Extreme wannabe? He is the Dream Wrestling Federation Extreme Champion. Oddball: Whoopdeedo. Do I care?
NO, I don
t. The question
is, "Has he beaten Oddball yet?"

We haven
t even went one-on-one yet. But Tom.... Tim Smith: It
s Tim. Oddball: Like I care. But anyway, all the questions will be answered including the most important one, "Who really is the most Extreme wrestler in the history of the Dream Wrestling Federation?" (Oddball leaves as Tim Smith looks on. The scene then goes back to the announce table.)
Mike Extreme (c) vs Oddball- Extreme Title Match
Jim Katz: Talk about pressure, this match is going to have it all. Sam:
Ya know Jim, I think this match is going to last a VERY LONG time because both of these men want to prove that they are indeed the most Extreme wrestler in DWF history. Both of these men have big egos so you know that one of them cannot take a loss here. Jim
Katz: A loss here wouldn
t be very good for either of these men. Sam: Yeah, of course. I don
t know how they can wake up in the morning and actually look in the mirror knowing they lost to the other with their reputation on the line. Jim Katz: This definitely will be a very big match-up but right now, lets take it down to Jason Karso! Jason Karso: The following match-up is scheduled for ONE FALL and is for the Dream Wrestling Federation Extreme Championship! (The fans pop to that statement.) Jason Karso: Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 330 pounds; he is the Dream Wrestling Federation Extreme Champion........ Mike Extreme! ("South of Heaven" by Slayer plays as Mike Extreme starts to walk to the ring with the Extreme Title around his waist to a big amount of boos from the crowd.) Sam: What
s interesting about this match-up is that Mike Extreme may be a little tired from that Tag Team Title match earlier but Oddball won
t be since he was late. He
s at one hundred percent! Jim Katz: Which may have people believe that Oddball missed the Tag Team Title match on purpose. Sam: What are you talking about? He would never do that! Jim Katz:
I
m just saying. But anyway, I wonder who the fans will be rooting for since they hate both men. And
Sam, I wonder who you will be rooting for in this match. Sam: I
m not sure on this one. (As
Mike Extreme is walking down the ramp, Oddball runs out from the back with his
chair, Elizabeth, and hits a surprised Mike Extreme in the back with it. He repeatedly hits the Extreme Champion with Elizabeth until he drops it and then picks up a stop sign from the side. Oddball hits Extreme with the stop sign and then rolls him into the ring.) Sam: Look at Oddball here! He
s pulling out all the stops, ha ha! Jim Katz: Was that a statement or just a bad joke? Sam: I don
t know. You make the call. Jim Katz: Or maybe it
s just an oxymoron. (After rolling his foe into the ring, Oddball takes out some weapons from the under the ring. The weapons he takes out are a garbage can, garbage lids, a belt, and a cookie pan, and he brings them into the ring. He picks up the cookie pan and hits Mike Extreme in the back with it!) Sam: Woah, what a shot to the back there. Jim Katz: This is going to be a, well... very physical match-up. (Oddball irish whips Mike Extreme off the ropes and attempts to hit him with the cookie pan once again, but Extreme ducks. He turns Oddball around, kicks him in the gut, and then follows up with a single arm DDT.) Jim Katz: Nice single arm DDT there by the current Dream Wrestling Federation Extreme Champion. (Mike Extreme picks up the garbage can now and tosses it right to Oddball. Oddball catches it, but Mike Extreme then follows up with his crescent kick into the garbage can, which goes into the face of Oddball!) Sam: There
s that devestating crescent kick on the part of Mike Extreme! Jim Katz: And then multiply the amount of pain by two since the garbage can went right into Oddball
s face! (Oddball rolls out of the ring, but Mike Extreme follows him with a trash can lid. He hits Oddball with it in the back of the head and when he
s down, he starts kicking him in the sternum.) Jim Katz Both men on the outside now and this is where it can get very, very extreme. Sam: And remember that even the smallest mistake can cost you the match here. (Mike Extreme now takes out a table from under the ring to a pop from the crowd and chants of "table, table, table!".
As he sets it up, Oddball gets up and attacks Extreme from behind with some double axe handles. He then shoves Mike Extreme into the steel
post, shoulder first!) Jim Katz: Aw look at that, he posted him! Sam: Going into the steel post really hurts and that could play a big factor throughout the rest of this match. (Oddball now relentlessly kicks Mike Extreme in the right shoulder, which was the shoulder that made contact with the steel post moments ago. He then rolls him into the ring before picking up Elizabeth again.) Sam:
Uh-oh, Oddball has his
chair, Elizabeth, once again! Jim Katz: And boy is he dangerous with her. Sam: How do you know it
s a her? Jim Katz:
Well since he named the chair , I
m assuming that he must think it
s female.
(In the ring now, Oddball runs towards Mike Extreme with the chair, but Mike counters with a drop toehold and Oddball ends up landing face first into the chair!) Jim Katz: Oddball
s face took a nasty fall there! Sam: I think he
s bleeding after that one. (We now see that there is some blood coming from the forehead of the challenger. Mike Extreme takes advantage by nailing the busted open part of Oddball with some punches. He then takes out brass knuckles from his pocket to a huge reaction from the crowd.) Sam: Woah, woah, woah, he
s got brass knuckles on! Jim Katz: This is getting very dangerous. Sam: Mike Extreme may be the creator of extreme wrestling, but I think he
s taking it to a whole new level here! (Extreme nails Oddball in the stomach with the brass knuckes and Oddball falls through the middle rope and out of the ring. He tends to his painful stomach as Mike Extreme watches in delight, while in the ring.) Jim Katz: Mike Extreme taking his time here and that might not be a very wise move. Sam: Well he seems to be in complete control right now and he
s taking his time. Relax Jim, he
s the Extreme Champion and he knows exactly what he is doing. (A few moments later,
Mike Extreme now steps through the ropes and goes on the apron. Before he can get on to the outside though, Oddball gets up while holding his stomach with one
arm, and pulls Extreme right off the apron. He nails him with a few punches and then flapjacks him right into the barricade!) Jim Katz: Flapjack right into the barricade! Sam: Did you see that?! Mike
s neck hit the top of the barricade! (Both men are down on the outside but Oddball is able to get to his feet, while still holding on to his stomach.
He grabs Elizabeth and when Mike Extreme gets up, Oddball hits him right over the head with it and then goes for the
cover.) Sam: That
s gotta be it! Jim Katz: Well here
s the cover, 1..........2...........3. No, no, he didn
t get him! Mike Extreme just kicked out at the last possible second! Sam: I don
t think it gets any closer than that. (Oddball sends Mike Extreme back into the ring and follows. He nails him with some rights and lefts so that Mike is by the ropes. Oddball now goes for a clothesline, but Mike Extreme ducks and backbody drops Oddball OVER THE TOP ROPE and THROUGH THE TABLE!) Jim Katz: ODDBALL JUST WENT RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE! Sam: This is UNBELIEVABLE! (Oddball is down and out on the outside after going through that table but inside the ring, Mike Extreme is also down. The camera now gets a good shot of the big crowd on hand to witness this great match.) Sam:
Look at this capacity crowd, Jim. And I think they
re all in awe after what they have seen here so far.
(The camera now goes back to the ring where Mike Extreme is just getting back up to his feet. He rolls to the outside and goes for the cover on a still, downed Oddball.) Jim Katz: 1..........2......... no! Oddball kicked out! Sam: There has never been anything like this. Jim Katz: I think it
s the fact that neither man wants to lose this match because if they do, they lose their reputation. Sam: Not only that but this is for the DWF Extreme Championship! Jim Katz: And when there is two ego-maniacs, it goes beyond that. (Mike Extreme
s eyes open up wide in disbelief. He looks down at the ground and grabs Elizabeth.) Sam: Wait a minute, he
s got Oddball
s own weapon! Jim Katz: Oddball brought it down to ringside so that gives Mike Extreme the opportunity to take it and he
s doing just that. (Oddball is barely able to stand up but is he able to get up by the steel post. Mike Extreme now tries to hit Oddball with Elizabeth, but Oddball ducks and Mike Extreme ends up hitting the steel post with it! Oddball now knocks down Mike Extreme with a clothesline, but instead of going back to work on Extreme, he goes to Elizabeth.) Jim Katz: What in the world is Oddball doing? He has the advantage and possibly could finish off Mike Extreme here! Sam: But I think Mike Extreme BENT Elizabeth after crashing it into the steel post! (Oddball can
t beleive that
Elizabeth is all bent up and dented. As he looks at his chair in surprise, Mike Extreme gets up. He comes up from behind and gives Oddball a back suplex right on to the
mat!) Jim Katz: Oddball took too much time caring about his chair and ended up getting back suplexed right on to the mat! Sam: That has definitely changed this match. (Mike Extreme now picks up Oddball and gives him a modified version of Extreme Measures on to the steel ramp!) Sam: EXTREME MEASURES! Jim Katz: He got him and the only difference was that he didn
t do it from the top rope. Sam: That
s gotta be enough though. (Mike Extreme crawls over to the down and out Oddball and puts his arm across his foe
s chest.) Jim Katz: The pin, 1...........2...........3. Mike Extreme retains the title in a spectacular Extreme match-up! Jason Karso: Here is your winner and STILL Dream Wrestling Federation Extreme Champion.......... Mike Extreme! ("South of Heaven" by Slayer plays as Mike barely gets to his feet and raises his Extreme Title in the air to loud heat from this capacity crowd.) Sam: This may have been the most Extreme match we
ve ever seen in DWF history! Jim Katz: Without a doubt, it is certainly up there as one of the most, if not, theee most
Extreme match. Anyway folks, Mike Extreme
s reign continues and with this win
here, I guess he can actually call himself the Most Extreme Wrestler in the Dream Wrestling Federation. Sam: He didn
t need to prove it here. He invented Extreme wrestling, as well as the Extreme Championship. If there was no Mike Extreme, there would be no Extreme wrestling; simple as that.
Backstage Segment with "Made of Steel"

Keith O'Neil and Shrug Plankton
(The scene suddenly goes backstage to where we can see "Made of Steel"

Keith O
Neil sitting in his locker room and he looks pissed off. A few moments later, Shrug Plankton walks
in.) Plankton: Hey man.... Keith O
Neil: This night can
t get any worse. Plankton: What
s bugging you? Keith O
Neil: I was taken out of the JW Hell Match because of the injuries I recieved last week in that First Blood Match. But I want to compete in the JW Hell Match but the staff won
t let me. They think I
ll just get hurt even more, but I
m "Made of Steel!"

I deserve a lot more respect around here! Sharing the same room with you, a rookie, is already bad enough. Plankton: Who
s taking your place though? Keith O
Neil: I have no idea. It
s said to be some mystery man but no one knows who it is exactly. But let me tell you that whoever it is better watch out for "Made of Steel"

Keith O
Neil! Plankton: Uhh... why? Keith O
Neil: Because most likely, this mystery man must have had an influence on why I was taken out. When I get my hands on them, they will regret taking my spot! Hey.... why you dressed up in your gear? You don
t have a match tonight. Plankton: I uhh.... always wear my gear. And it always keeps my prepared just in case I get into a confrontation. (Shrug
Plankton starts to walk out of the locker room now but before he can, Keith asks one more
question....) Keith O
Neil: Now where you going? Plankton: I
m going to theee... uh... bathroom. I really gotta go! (Shrug Plankton now runs out of the room as "Made of Steel"

Keith O
Neil looks on.) Keith O
Neil: What the hell is up with him? (The scene goes back to the announce table.)
Dusty vs The Educator w/The Genius- Normal Match
Sam: Yeah, that is a very good question, Jim. What exactly is Shrug Plankton doing here? He doesn
t have a match! Jim Katz: Well every DWF superstar is always backstage for every event. Sam: And why exactly is that idiot dressed in his wrestling gear? Jim Katz: I have no idea but he says he always wears it. Sam: And answer this; Why doesn
t "Made of Steel"

Keith O
Neil get the respect that he deserves? Jim Katz: What do you mean? Sam: You know what I mean. First of all, he has to share the same locker room as a rookie. I don
t see guys like Caged Explosion or Doozer doing that. And now the front office has taken Keith out of the JW Hell Match because of injuries, even though he says he can still wrestle. Jim Katz: Well when you
re as thick-headed as "Made of Steel"

Keith O
Neil, lots of things can happen so it
s a good thing they replaced him while he
s injured. Sam: You
re just like the rest of them, aren
t you? Jim Katz:
Believe what you want, Sam. Anyway
folks, this next match will feature ultimate hatred between two opponents. The match I
m talking about is Dusty going up against The Genius. This colossal feud started last month at Prime Time III and now we
re gonna show you how this match has come about! (A highlights package is shown recapping the entire Educator/Dusty feud, which dates all the way back to April.) Jim Katz: It
s almost time for those two to finally go at it, one-on-one, but before we do, Tim Smith is standing by with The Educator.... and The Genius! (The scene goes backstage to where we see Tim Smith standing by with The Educator, and his manager, The Genius.) Tim Smith: Folks, right now I
m gonna get a word with the self-proclaimed "two smartest men in professional wrestling"....... The Genius: Self-proclaimed? Such a childish word my friend. You see, we don
t need to claim ourselves as the two smartest men in pro-wrestling because everyone already knows we are. Whether it
s writing poetry, or wrestling, we can do it all.
And ya know Tim, I thought you were different. I thought you were a smart person. But after the comments you have
made, I take that back. Tim Smith: Now Educator, you and Dusty will FINALLY be going one-on-one and it should be a very interesting match-up. The Educator: Well.... (The Genius covers his mouth.) The Genius: Shhh. Being the smart men that we are, we know that talking without a purpose takes away your energy. You need to save it for the match! We do not need to give our thoughts on Dusty to this stupid man named Tim Smith. The only thing we need to do is to BEAT Dusty to prove that wrestling is more mental than it is physical. And Tim, not only will we prove that, but you will see why actions speak louder than words.... (The Educator and The Genius walk away.) Tim Smith:
Let
s send it back to you, Jim.
(The scene goes back to ringside.) Jim Katz:
Thank you, Tim and what is up wth The
Genius? He just debuted a few weeks ago on Sunday Night Slaughter and he already thinks he can boss people around! Sam: Well it
s because he is the smartest man in all of wrestling. You don
t get any smarter than The Educator or The Genius and they know exactly what they
re doing. Jim Katz: Well we
ll find out in just a few moments so let
s send it down to Jason Karso! Jason Karso: The following match-up is scheduled for ONE FALL and is a normal match! Introducing first, accompanied by The Genius, from Orlando, Florida, weighing in at 269 pounds...... The Educator! (The American National Anthem plays as The Educator walks out from the back, led by The Genius who is wearing his black robe and is carrying his metal scroll. Both men get a huge amount of boos from the crowd.) Sam: There they are Jim, the two smartest men in professional wrestling.
And ya know, I bet they both got a perfect score on their IQ tests. Jim
Katz: I highly doubt that. Sam: Well if you
re so smart, then how did they get their names? Jim Katz: Huh? Sam: The Educator and The Genius; how did they get their names? I know they earned their names through their reputation; being the two smartest men. Jim Katz: Or they could just be two sneaks who want to impress other people through their name. Sam:
Jim Katz, I cannot believe the jealousy from you. You just wish that you could be as smart as those two men. Jim
Katz: Yeah, sure. But one thing I would really like to know is where they got their degree from. Sam:
Well for one thing, I know they didn
t go to Clown College because that
s where you went and I
m sure you would
ve said something about it. Jim
Katz: Will you just stop it? Jason Karso: His opponent, from
Retardsville, North
Carolina, weighing in at 497 pounds......... Dusty! ("Take a look Around" by Limp Bizkit plays as Dusty walks to the ring to a big pop from the crowd!) Jim Katz: This crowd here in Milwaukee loves Dusty! Sam: Now why do they cheer him, but not The Educator and The Genius? I mean Dusty is as dumb as a hyena and his looks fall in that range too! Jim Katz:
One day, I would want to see you say that in his face.
Sam: How could I?
He
s almost seven feet tall. And besides, I don
t even think Dusty learned the alphabet yet. He
s yet to pass
Kindergarden! Jim Katz: You just won
t stop. (Dusty enters the ring and both men look at each from opposite corners. They now look to tie up, but The Educator quickly moves out of the way and rolls out of the ring. On the outside, he does some exercise to loud heat from the crowd.) Sam: What a sensational athlete The Educator is. Jim Katz: And a coward too. Sam: Hey, there
s nothing wrong with doing some push-ups and cart-weels. He
s getting in even better shape! Jim Katz: That should have been done before the match. (The Educator goes back into the ring after a pat on the back from The Genius. Both men look to tie up once again, but The Educator moves away and rolls to the outside for a second straight time. And like the first time, he does some more exercise on the outside.) Jim Katz: Aw come on, look at this. Sam:
And the crowd loves it, Jim. Jim
Katz: Uhh... Sam, when the crowd boos, that means they hate it. Sam: They
re booing because they wish they could be as smart as The Educator or The Genius. (Referee Danny Richardson now threatens to disqualify The Educator if he does not get back into the ring and wrestle. Educator follows his command and slides back into the ring as The Genius looks on. Both men tie up and Dusty easily gets him into the corner. Richardson forces them to break up the tie up and they both break up cleanly, surprisingly.) Sam:
A clean break, I bet you didn
t expect that one. Jim
Katz: I certainly didn
t, knowing how sneaky The Educator is. (Both superstars tie up once again and
Dusty forces his opponent into the corner. They are forces to break the tie up and as they are doing so, The Educator delivers a cheap thumb to the
eye.) Sam: Brilliant manuever by The Educator. Dusty is 497 pounds and the best way to start on a big guy like him is with a thumb to the eye. (The Educator starts to celebrate after his thumb to the eye to more boos from the crowd. But whe he turns around, he is met by a hard clothesline from Dusty!) Jim Katz:
The Educator didn
t expect that and Sam, I don
t think he was thinking very clearly there....
Sam: I
m sure he has something planned. (The Educator tries to crawl out of the ring, but Dusty drags him back into the center of the ring. He irish whips Educator off the ropes and follows up with a big boot!) Jim Katz: Big boot by Dusty and The Educator better start thinking of something or else this one could be over quicker than expected! Sam: The Educator won
t lose to someone that is intellectually inferior to him. (The Educator bounces off the mat and the crowd loves it. Dusty now starts to impersonate some of the exercising Educator was doing before to laughs from the fans.) Sam: Now wait a minute, who does Dusty think he is? Jim Katz: He
s impersonating what The Educator was doing before and this crowd loves it. Sam: This isn
t right. (Dusty goes back to work on Educator after the impersonation. He irish whips him into the corner and tries to follow up with a ram, but The Educator just moves out of the way.) Jim Katz: The Educator just saved himself from a world of hurt right there. (The Educator now nails Dusty with several kicks to the mid-section and then works on the right leg. He bounces off the ropes and delivers a flying shoulder block to Dusty
s right knee.) Sam: Now here
s an excellent strategy; work on the legs of Dusty. (Dusty goes down on one knee and now The Genius gets up on the apron to distract the referee. But before he does, he sneakily slides in his metal scroll to The Educator.) Sam: Brilliant! The Genius just threw in the scroll to The Educator and he
s got the ref distracted. Jim Katz: It
s cheating though. Sam: Hey, it
s only cheating if you get caught and the referee doesn
t see it at all. (The
Educator repeatedly nails Dusty in the face with the metal scroll until Dusty is completely down. Educator now tosses the scroll out of the ring and goes for the cover. As soon as he does, The Genius gets off the apron and the referee makes the
count...) Jim Katz: 1...........2....... and Dusty kicks out! Sam:
Woah, I didn
t expect him to kick out like that. Jim
Katz: It takes a lot to keep down Dusty. Sam: Or maybe the idiot referee should learn how to count faster. (The Educator now nails Dusty with punches to the face as he is down. He now goes for another cover.) Jim Katz: Educator goes for the cover once again, 1...........2........ not enough. (After delivering kicks to the chest area of
Dusty, The Educator now irish whips him into the corner. He now gets on top of him and starts to punch him repeatedly in the
forehead.) Sam: Now why isn
t the crowd counting along with The Educator
s punches? Jim Katz: I
m assuming because they don
t like him. (As
Educator is punching his foe, Dusty gets out of the corner and he
s holding The
Educator!
Soon after, Dusty gives him a big inverted atomic drop and Educator rolls around the ring holding his groin area to a look of disgust from The
Genius.) Jim Katz: Inverted atomic drop and The Educator is feeling the pain now! Sam: And The Genius doesn
t like it at all! (Dusty bounces off the ropes at this point, but The Genius holds on to his foot. Dusty now turns around and goes to the outside and he seems to be in pursuit of The Genius. He walks towards him, but the devious manager backs up as he is being approached.) Sam:
Wait a minute, The Genius isn
t even in this
match! Why is Dusty going after him?! Jim Katz: The Genius tripped him and he may pay the price right here! (As
Dusty is approaching The Genius, Educator gets
up, rolls to the outside, and attacks Dusty from behind. Educator slams his head into the steel post and Dusty goes down.) Sam:
Phhhhew, I thought Dusty had The Genius there. Good thing he didn
t.
(The Educator goes back into the ring and starts to distract the referee as The Genius kicks Dusty in the back.) Jim Katz: Aw come on, look at The Genius here. Sam: Yeah, look at this excellent strategy. The Genius is teaching Dusty what it is like to mess with a genius, ha ha! (The Genius pushes Dusty into the ring and The Educator takes advantage. He kicks him in the back of his right leg and drops a knee on to it. The Educator now irish whips Dusty off the ropes and catches him for a sleeper.) Sam: He
s got him in the sleeper! This could be it, Jim! (After being put in the hold, Dusty starts to go down to one knee. Soon after, he goes completely down as The Educator applies the pressure. Referee Mike Sanders now raises Dusty
s arm and it drops. He does it for a second time, and it drops once again.
For the third and final time, Dusty is able to keep it up in the air. He gets to his feet as The Educator still has the hold on
him, while hanging on to his back. Dusty walks around the ring while his opponent still remains on his back.) Jim Katz: Look at Dusty here! Sam: I can
t beleive that he
s able to withstand the sleeper hold! (Dusty now goes to the corner and starts ramming
The Educator into the turnbuckle.After doing it a few times, The Educator loses his grip and falls
off, Dusty now irish whips The Educator into the opposite corner and he follows up with a ram!) Sam: OH NO! Jim Katz: 497 pounds just went crashing right into The Educator! (Dusty now grabs The Educator as he is dazed and chokeslams him to a big pop from the crowd. He now calls for The DustStorm!) Jim Katz: There
s the chokeslam and now Dusty is calling for The DustStorm! (The
Genius gets up on the apron now as the referee checks to see if The Educator is alright. After seeing The Genius, Dusty pays his attention towards him and he starts to approach him. As he is about to grab
him, The Genius takes salt out from his robe and THROWS IT INTO THE EYES OF DUSTY!!) Jim Katz: AW COME ON! Salt to the eyes! Sam: AND THE REFEREE DIDN
T EVEN SEE IT! THIS IS GREAT! (Dusty goes down while holding on to his eyes and he can
t see at all! The Educator now crawls over and makes the cover.) Jim Katz: No, it can
t end like this.... Sam: 1............2...........3. THE EDUCATOR HAS BEATEN DUSTY! (The Educator raises his hands, and The Genius tells him to go to the back. Educator does so, but now
The Genius is in the ring. As Dusty is holding on to his eyes, The Genius starts taunting and mocking him as he is
down.) Sam:
Now that
s what you call smarts, Jim. The Genius is taunting Dusty and he can
t even
see! Jim Katz: But he can hear it and I
m sure he won
t forget it. (Dusty tries to go after The Genius but he can
t see where he is going. But all of a suddenly, as The Genius continues to taunt Dusty, the big man gets a hand on Genius
throat!) Jim Katz: DUSTY
S GOT THE GENIUS AND HE
S NOT LETTING GO! Sam: NO! THIS ISN
T RIGHT! THE MATCH IS ALREADY OVER! (The Genius desperately tries to escape, but to no avail. Dusty now picks up The Genius and CHOKESLAMS him to the delight of the crowd!) Sam: MR. RUBLE BETTER FINE AND SUSPEND HIM FOR THAT! Jim Katz:
Ya know Sammy, I think The Genius will think twice before taunting Dusty... even if he can
t see with salt in his eyes.
Sam: DON
T PLAY SMART WITH ME, KATZ! ("Take a Look Around" by Limp Bizkit plays as Dusty starts to celebrate in the ring, even though he can
t really see still.) Sam: Why in the world is he celebrating?! HE LOST THE MATCH! Jim Katz: Well he did chokeslam The Genius and this crowd at the Bradley Center LOVES it! Sam:
Ya know, I don
t think this is the end of this feud. There is no way The Educator is going to let Dusty get away with what he did to The Genius here. Jim
Katz: Maybe, maybe not. Sam: Do we really have to watch Dusty dance? Don
t we have an interview or something because this is disgusting! Jim Katz: Why not enjoy the great moment, Sam? Sam: You call this great? I call it HORRIBLE! (After some celebrating, Dusty leaves the ring to a big pop from the crowd and his vision seems to be back at one-hundred percent.) Jim Katz: Well folks, as Dusty leaves the ring, the ring crew is getting everything set-up for the annual JW Hell Match. The rules state that the match will last sixty minutes and the ring will be one point five the size of a normal ring. Also the eight participants will be battling it out in a Hell in a Cell! Sam: This match is going to be simply unbelievable and everyone has been looking forward too it, including all the guys at Hollywood. All week, they
ve been telling me who they think is going to win. Jim Katz: Well last year
s winner was Aleister Crowley and this year
s is well.... very unpredictable, considering all of the great DWF superstars in it. Sam: Aleister Crowley is one of my favorite wrestlers of all-time! Jim Katz: Anyway folks, earlier today day, we got to hear from the participants in the JW Hell Match, except for the Mystery Man of course. So as the ring crew is getting everything set up now, let
s show you what each man had to say!
Thoughts on JW Hell Match from the Participants
(We start to hear from wrestlers in the JW Hell Match from earlier in the day. The first man is Canadas Hero.) Canadas Hero: The JW Hell match tonight is the biggest match of my career as a DWF Superstar. Sure, i've already captured the United States Title before, but tonight I have a chance to prove something more, to prove to the world that i'm here to stay, to prove to the world that I am a top contender in the DWF and that I will get back on track. Yeah, over the past month I
ve had a few key losses but tonight is the night where I can change all of that for the better. Tonight is Nightmare, a DWF extravaganza and tonight is where Canada will shine. All of Canada will be able to look back at this night and say my hero won. So all the participants beware because this match is gonna get ugly! (The scene now switches to PitBull.) PitBull: I
ve made my return to the Dream Wrestling Federation and I want to continue the impact where I last left off! First of all, my fellow
FWL partner, Legend Inc will be in this match so everybody better watch their backs. But Legend
Inc, if it comes down to e and you, I
m gonna have to show you why everyone fears The PitBull! (The scene now switches to T.) T: So, do I think I am gonna go in there with people such as future hall of famer Doozer and simply walk out with the US Title easy? No... No I don't. I'm smarter than that. I know better than to underestimate my opponents and overestimate myself. I am going to go into that match and do the best I can and the fight the hardest I've ever fought. And whatever the end result is, damnit, I'll know I gave it my all. (The scene now switches to Simon Seaman.) Simon Seaman: It ceases me to think what kind of matches the human mind can come up with. And now there is the idea of this JW Hell Match. Eight wrestlers, sixty minutes, bigger ring,
Hell in a Cell...... it doesn
t get anymore brutal. And while your rooting for Doozer or T or even Legend Inc or anyone else, I
m going to be proving myself. I
m gonna give it my all because I know that if I do
so, then I have a great chance. Friend or foe.... I don
t care. Once I hit the ring, it
s every man for himself! (The scene now switches to Doozer, who has the United States Title around his shoulder.) Doozer: I think that this will be the best and biggest match of the year of 2001. Sure, you got some jobbers like Simon Seaman and others in there, but they are just there to take up space. The real players in this match are Inc., T, and definitely myself. I'm not worried about the Mystery Man because well.... I don't see him, or even her, as a threat. Also, Canada's Hero is good, but
I don't think that he will fight me because he looks up to me. Yet, T is a strange and unusual character who seems to want my title and Legend Inc. is just a great wrestler.
Now, I know that I have FWL against me, just like they were when they injured me. Yet, did I let that injury slow me down? No, after two weeks I was wrestling in the Dream Rumble and I was runner up. Then, the next
PPV event, I got my
hard-earned
Dream Title shot and I won it. So, FWL can just kiss my ass because they
can't bring
The Dooze down. And lastly, I just want all you to know... No matter how cool we are backstage... When you get in my ring and look to take my
title, then
I will do one thing and one thing only... I WILL DOOZE YOU, THEN ABUSE
YOU! (The scene now switches to Legend Inc.) Legend Inc: This is what I've been waiting for my entire career - a shot at the United States title. Now, let's flash back a few weeks ago, when I had a shot at this same title against Doozer at Sunday Night Slaughter. But what happened? Chainz decided to come down and end the inevitable by smashing my head in with a chair. He will get his eventually, but now seven other guys will feel what it's like to get beat down by a legend. This cage will explode, and I guarantee that I will be the only one left standing in the aftermath. (The scene now switches to Bungle.) Bungle: 50 men shall be entering the ring and you are eliminated by being thrown over the top rope to the arena floor.....I'm not afraid of a battle royal, however, many wrestlers shall be in it. I will win the Dream Rumble here tonight and become the United States Champion. And you just better watch out if I
m there behind you to tip you over the top rope! (After hearing from all the participants, except the mystery man, the scene goes back to Jim Katz and

Davis.) Sam: Bungle is either crazy or really stupid. This is the JW Hell Match, not the Dream Rumble! Jim Katz: Well he has gone off the deep end lately during his losing streak and he hopes to end it right here at Nightmare. Sam: And ya know Jim, it sounded like everyone is confident but right now at this time, they
ve gotta be getting the butterflies in their stomach. Jim Katz: They certainly are and it is a privelage to be competing in this match. And a win in the JW Hell Match could do a lot of your career, not to mention also getting the United States Title. Sam: And too bad for Doozer that he
s defending it against SEVEN other guys and he doesn
t even have to be pinned at all. Remember that it
s whoever has the most pins by the end of the sixty minutes and I am going to enjoy watching Doozer LOSE the United States. Jim Katz: Well Sam, everyone has their predictions. Anyway folks, we had the chance to talk with some of the fans here as they were entering the Bradley Center earlier today and they gave their opinions on who they think is going to win the JW Hell Match!
Thoughts on JW Hell Match from the Fans
(The scene goes to footage from earlier in the day. The first fan we see are two teenagers.) Teenager #1: I think Legend Inc. is going to win because he
s got what it takes to defeat anyone. Teenager #2: You
re wrong my friend. It
s gonna be Doozer all the way! (Now a little girl gives her opinion.) Little Girl: I think it
s going to be Doozer because he
s great and my favorite wrestler. (A family of four including a mom, dad, son, and daughter give their opinions.) Dad: I
m gonna go with PitBull because there
s no one as tough as him. Mom: Well if it
s not PitBull, then I
m gonna go with Legend Inc because the FWL will be double-teaming everyone, and then went it
s down to them, Legend Inc will prevail. Son: Mom, Dad, you
re both wrong. T will walk out as the new United States Champion! Daughter: You
re all wrong. It
s gonna be Doozer because he is The Dooze and he will Abuse. (A young man gives his prediction now.) Young Man: I think Canadas Hero will win because he
s a former United States Champion and all Canadians are great wrestlers. (Two twin sisters give their view.) Sister #1: Bungle is going to be victorious because no one can beat the British Bear! Sister #2: It
s gonna be T because he is what his team name is: Total Terror! (The scene goes back to the announce table.)
Doozer (c) vs Legend Inc vs T vs

vs Bungle vs.

- JW Hell Match for United States Title
Sam: I can
t believe that most people picked Doozer to win this match. He
s gotta defend against SEVEN other guys! Jim Katz: Well Doozer has been known to defy the odds before. Anyway folks, we are now ready for the JW Hell Match so let
s send it down to ringside! Jason Karso: The following match-up is the JW Hell Match and it is for the Dream Wrestling Federation United States Championship! The rules state that the ring will be one point five times the size of a normal ring and there will be a Hell in a Cell around it. Also, the match itself will be sixty minutes and whoever has the most pinfalls or submissions will win this years JW Hell Match! Introducing the participants; first, from Nottingham, England, weighing in at 235 pounds...... Bungle! ("Song 2" by Blur plays as Bungle walks out from the back to boos from the crowd.) Jim Katz:
Besides entering this match with a little bit of a losing streak, Bungle has a score to settle with Canadas
Hero! Sam: Definitely and I
m sure they
ll be going at it a lot throughout the course of this match-up. Jim Katz:
Last week on Sunday Night Slaughter, Canadas Hero was barely able to beat Bungle and then after the
match, Bungle attacked him and now both men will have a chance to go at it once again here in the JW Hell Match! Jason Karso:
From Vancover, British
Columbia, Canada, weighing in at 238 pounds..... Simon Seaman! ("Enjoy the Silence" by Failure plays as Simon Seaman walks to the ring to some cheers from the crowd.) Jim Katz: And now here comes Simon Seaman, who scored a huge victory two or three weeks ago on
Slaughter against that man in the ring, Bungle.
Sam:
And I
m sure besides settling the score with Canadas Hero, Bungle will want a piece of Simon Seaman for revenge. Jim
Katz: Bungle
s been making a lot of enemies lately. Jason Karso: From Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 255 pounds........ Canadas Hero! ("O
Canada" plays over the PA system as Canadas Hero comes out from the back to boos from the fans.) Sam:
Something I
ve noticed is that this could be an international match-up. I mean, Bungle
s from
England, and then you
ve got Simon Seaman and Canadas Hero from Canada. Jim Katz: Very interesting. Sam:
An d they
re only like 150 miles from the border, Jim. Jason
Karso: From Anaheim, California, weighing in at 278 pounds....... T! ("The Godfather Waltz" plays as T makes his way to the ring, holding on to his stomach.) Jim Katz:
As you can see, T is holding on to his stomach
here, and that was from earlier tonight when he had to fight Extreme Legends alone for the Tag Team Titles. Sam: And then he yells at his mentor and teacher, Oddball, and blames it all on him. Jim Katz: Well Oddball never even showed up! Sam: T should never yell at the man that taught him everything he knows. That
s like a son yelling at his father! Jim Katz: But Oddball seemed like he didn
t even care, and probably missed it on purpose because he didn
t want to take a chance of getting injured for his own match with Mike Extreme. Sam: Now wait a minute, wait a minute, how can you say that about Oddball?
You don
t have any of the facts, Jim. Jim
Katz: Well I
m just saying. I could be right, or I could be wrong. Jason Karso: From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 296 pounds...... PitBull! ("Wait and Bleed" by Slipknot plays as PitBull emerges from the back to boos from the crowd.) Jim Katz: Here comes FWL member, PitBull, and people will be putting their money on either this man, or Legend Inc, because they will be double-teaming everyone, even though it
s every man for himself! Sam:
Nope, Jim. It
s every group for themselves and since PitBull and Legend Inc are the only group really in this
match, they have a big advantage. Jim Katz: Well the it
s really supposed to be every man for themselves but we know how much Thomas Ruble wants the United States Title. Jason Karso: From San Francisco, California, weighing in at 220 pounds; he is one half of the Dream Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions..... Legend Inc! ("Rock the Night" by Europe plays as Legend Inc comes out to a large amount of boos from the crowd.) Sam: And now here comes one half of the Tag Team Champions.... Jim Katz: It should be interesting to see what happens between Legend Inc and T here, since this is basically the third encounter between Total Terror and Extreme Legends. Sam:
But I think that Legend Inc and PitBull will mostly double team on the United States Champion, Doozer. They
ve wanted to get their hands on him in a long time and today
s the
day! Jason Karso: From Fenway Park in Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at 263 pounds; he is the Dream Wrestling Federation United States Champion....... Doozer!! ("Highway to Hell" by Ac/Dc plays as Doozer makes his way to the ring with the United States Title to a BIG POP from the crowd!) Jim Katz: This crowd is going crazy for the DWF United States Champion, Doozer! Sam: Well we
ll see what they do by the end of the sixty minutes because I highly doubt that Doozer will walk out, still as the United States Champion. Jim Katz: A lot of people will be gunning for Doozer in this match since he is the champion so the odds will be up against him. Sam: Now the mystery man
s gonna come out. I bet "Made of Steel"

Keith O
s gonna be watching this because he is going to destroy whoever it is. Jason Karso: And now for the Mystery Man. From Akron, Ohio, weighing in at 273 pounds...... SHRUG PLANKTON! ("Who
s Your Uncle" by Uncle Kracker plays as Shrug Plankton runs down the ramp to a surprised crowd.) Sam: IT
S SHRUG PLANKTON?? Imagine what Keith O
Neil is going to do to him, once he gets his hands on him! Jim Katz: Shrug Plankton is making his debut here and he
s doing it in grand fashion. (As soon as Shrug Plankton enters the ring, one of the referees close the cell door and the time limit starts up.) 60 MINUTES START Jim Katz: And here we go! (Legend Inc and PitBull immediately go after Doozer. T gets involved though as he goes after Legend Inc, while
Doozer starts to nail PitBull rights and lefts in the corner. Meanwhile, Shrug Plankton is going after whoever he can get
too, which is Simon Seaman at this point, and Canadas Hero and Bungle go at it in one corner.) Jim Katz: What a match-up this is going to be and it
s 60 minutes of total chaos! (T spears Legend Inc and starts to nail him with several punches. PitBull takes down Doozer and he now goes after T. He holds T as Legend Inc gets up and nails his foe with kicks to the mid-section.) Sam: There
s some good double-teaming by the two FWL members. (Doozer now gets up and helps T.) Jim Katz: And now here comes Doozer, helping out T! (On the other side of the ring, Shrug Plankton executes a snap suplex and then goes for the cover on Simon Seaman.) Jim Katz: First cover in this JW Hell Match, 1........2..... broken up by Canadas Hero. Sam: I wouldn
t be surprised if there was no pins throughout the first thrity minutes because everyone is gonna try to break
em up. (After breaking up the pinfall, Canadas Hero smashes Shrug Planktons head into the side of the cell. Bungle gets up and rolls up Canadas Hero.) Jim Katz: Roll-up by Bungle, 1..........2....... broken up by Simon Seaman! (Seaman now clotheslines
Bungle and then goes after Canadas Hero. Meanwhile, Doozer irish whips Legend Inc into the opposite corner and he follows up with a ram to a pop from the
crowd.) Jim Katz: This crowd is really behind Doozer here! (After the ram, PitBull clotheslines Doozer from behind.) Sam: Ha ha! Maybe that will knock some sense into Doozer. (PitBull kicks Doozer in the ribs now but T comes up from behind him and executes an inverted suplex.) Jim Katz: Nice inverted suplex there by T. (PitBull gets up and runs towards T, but receives a hip toss for his troubles.
As this is happening, Shrug Plankton attacks Doozer with several punches to the
face.) Sam: Now that
s the way to make an impact; Go after the champion. (Plankton goes for the cover, but Doozer easily kicks out at one.) Jim Katz: Not much there on the cover. (Legend Inc gets up and he goes after Simon Seaman. Canadas Hero and Bungle exchange punches before Bungle takes advantage with a kick to the gut, followed by a DDT.) Jim Katz: DDT there by Bungle and there is certainly no love loss between those two. Sam: And look at this Jim, we
re approaching the 50 minute mark now. 50 MINUTES LEFT (While
PitBull is in the corner, T gets on top of him and starts nailing him with punches as the crowd counts
along.) Crowd: One... Two... Three... Four... Five... Six...Seven... Eight... Nine... Ten! (T powerslams PitBull now as Legend Inc and Shrug Plankton double-team Doozer. They go for a double spine buster now, but Doozer turns it into a nice double tornado DDT!) Jim Katz: What a tornado DDT there by Doozer to both Legend Inc and Shrug Plankton! Sam: And look at this, the crowd here in the Bradley Center is starting up the Wave! Jim Katz: You don
t see that too often now-a-days. (Bungle flapjacks Canadas Hero into the cell to a big pop from the crowd. He then goes after Simon Seaman and gives him a piledriver.) Jim Katz: Nicely executed piledriver there by Bungle. Sam: The Wave is coming our way; Get up. Jim Katz: I
d rather not. Sam: Oh that
s right. You
re too busy stuffing yourself with a hot dog. Jim Katz: What are you talking about? Sam: Well you
ve eaten like a hot dog during every interview and now you gotta eat one during a match. Jim Katz: I am not. Just stop it. (Bungle goes to the other side of the ring and he attacks T from behind with some double axe handles. He now goes to the middle rope and nails T in the cranium with a double axe-handle smash!) Sam: Double axe-handle smash on T and I wonder what Oddball thinks of this match. Jim Katz: Well he
s probably watching it in the backstage area. (Bungle tries to irish whip T off the ropes, but T reverses it and he follows up with a big backbody drop.) Jim Katz: HUGE backbody drop there by T! Sam: And now he has to follow up. (As
T goes after the downed Legend Inc, PitBull and Doozer tie up. PitBull gets him in a
headlock, but Doozer irish whips him and then follows up with an inverted atomic drop!) Sam: Woah, big inverted atomic drop! Jim Katz: We
re only a minute away from the 40 minute mark now. (Simon Seaman and Canadas Hero get up at around the same time. Canadas Hero attempts a clothesline, but Seaman counters with a crucifix.) Jim Katz: Crucifix, 1...........2.......... and it
s broken up by Shrug Plankton! (Plankton irish whips Seaman off the ropes and follows up with a spine buster.) Jim Katz: Hard spine buster there by Shrug Plankton! Sam: And we
re at the 40 minute mark now and still, there has been no pinfalls or anything, 40 MINUTES LEFT (Plankton goes after Canadas Hero now, but is met with a low blow from the former
United States Champion. Meanwhile, PitBull knocks down Doozer with a shoulder block. He now waits for the current United States Champion to get up and when he
does, PitBull goes for a spear. Doozer dives out of the way and PitBull goes RIGHT THROUGH THE CELL DOOR!) Jim Katz: OH MY GOODNESS! He just went right through that cell door on the attempted spear! Sam: Woah, and now that expands where everyone can go. It
s gonna be really tough for the referees to keep control. (Doozer now goes to the outside and follows PitBull. He picks up PitBull and irish whips him right into the barricade!
Meanwhile, Legend Inc has just given T a shoulder breaker and he is calling for the end
now.) Sam:
Look at this, Legend Inc is calling for the Legend Death
Drop; something T has already experienced earlier in the Tag Team Title Match! (Legend Inc gets T up for his patented move, but T gets off of his shoulders and follows up with The Offer!) Jim Katz: Wait a minute, there it is! Sam: NO! Jim Katz: Cover by T, 1............2............3! Sam: Hey may have gotten a pinfall here, but there
s still over a half hour left in this match-up. (Legend Inc can
t believe he was pinned and attacks T as soon as he gets up. He sends him over the top and right through the broken door to the outside. Legend Inc stays in the ring though and he goes after Bungle. He irish whips Bungle off the ropes and follows up with a powerslam into a cover.) Jim Katz: Powerslam by Legend Inc, 1...........2...... (The pin is broken up by
Shrug Plankton. Meanwhile, T and Doozer are double teaming PitBull on the outside. Doozer grabs a chair from ringside and nails PitBull right in the
face, not once, but TWICE!) Sam: Woah! Jim Katz: The FWL has angered Doozer and he is showing it. (Right after the two chair shots on
PitBull by Doozer, T attacks Doozer from behind. Doozer tries to
retaliate, but T counters with a drop toehold into the ring apron.) Sam: I knew you couldn
t trust T! I knew it! Jim Katz: Well it is every man for himself. Sam: You mean every group for themselves. Jim Katz: According to Thomas Ruble it is. (In the ring, Shrug Plankton irish whips Legend Inc and ducks his head, but Legend Inc comes back with a kick to the face, followed by the Legend Death Drop!) Sam:
THERE IT IS, LEGEND DEATH
DROP! (Legend Inc goes for the cover as Canadas Hero attacks Bungle.) Sam: 1...........2...........3! There
s a pin for Legend Inc! Jim Katz: Legend Inc ties up T as we now get to the 30 minute mark! 30 MINUTES LEFT (On the outside of the ring, T tries to slam Doozer
s head into the cell, but Doozer blocks it with his foot and counters by slamming T
s head into the cell. T falls backwards and now Doozer slides back into the ring. Canadas Hero goes for a clothesline, but Doozer ducks and CH spills to the floor. Doozer nails everyone with clotheslines as the crowd goes crazy.) Sam: Doozer
s going nuts on everybody! He
s a madman! Jim Katz:
Like him or hate him, THIS CROWD IS GOING BANANAS FOR
HIM! Sam: HE
S AN IDIOT! (Doozer grabs Legend Inc and Bungle and gives them a knoggin knocker.) Jim Katz: Knoggin knocker by Doozer! (Doozer now bodyslams Simon Seaman and heads to the top rope, where he delivers the Pesky Poll, followed by the pin.) Jim Katz: And there
s the Pesky Poll!! Sam: I don
t believe this! Where the hell did he get all of this energy from?! Jim Katz: Cover, 1.............2............3. He got him! The score is now tied with THREE DIFFERENT MEN! (PitBull sneaks back into the ring with a 2x4 after being down a while and breaks it right over the head of an unexpected Doozer. He now goes for the cover.) Sam: YEAH! PitBull certainly is good with the 2x4, ha ha! Jim Katz: And now he
s going for the cover.... Sam: 1..............2..............3! We
re tied up between FOUR DIFFERENT MEN NOW! Jim Katz: This is completely chaotic! (PitBull goes back to the outside of the ring and takes a chair.
But before he can get back into the ring, T cuts him off with a clothesline. He now slams his head into the announce table to a pop from the
crowd.) Sam:
Woah, T is back up with a
vengance! (T takes a TV monitor now from the announce table and nails PitBull with it, right in the face!! Meanwhile, everyone is down in the ring, except for
Legend Inc who is taking a breather in the corner. T comes back into the ring with the TV monitor and as he goes to hit Legend Inc with it, Legend Inc gets the boot up and right into the TV
monitor, which goes into the face of T!!) Jim Katz: Oh my goodness! Sam: T better think twice next time! (Legend Inc comes out of the corner and falls on top of T for the pin.) Sam: 1...........2............3. Pinfall for Legend Inc and he has now taken the lead! Jim Katz: And we are now approaching the 20 minute mark. What a match this has been! 20 MINUTES LEFT Sam: 20 minutes left and Legend Inc has the lead! (Everyone is down as the crowd cheers their favorite wrestler on. Most specifically, a chant for
Doozer is heard. Canadas Hero makes it to his feet first and he rolls out of the ring. He
s now looking for a weapon under the ring but as he is, Bungle gets to his feet and nails Canadas Hero with a baseball slide. Canadas Hero falls backwards and the back of his head hits the announce
table.) Sam: Oh man, that
s gotta be very painful. The back of his head just hit our announce table. Jim Katz: It certainly did and Canadas Hero is hurt here. Sam:
If you weren
t so big, I think the table could have fallen down on top of
us! Jim Katz: Yeah, thanks. Anyway, every man is down here except Bungle who is looking to take a good advantage here. He
s two pinfalls behind the leader.... Sam: Which is Legend Inc! (Bungle rolls Canadas Hero back into the ring as the other exhausted participants start to make it to their feet. Bungle gives Canadas Hero a samoan drop and then goes for the cover.) Jim Katz: Cover by Bungle, 1..........2......... (Shrug Plankton breaks up the pin. He irish whips Bugle, but Bungle comes back with a nice swining neckbreaker. Bungle now calls for the Occisus, but Canadas Hero rolls up Bungle and holds on to the tights.) Sam: Look at this! 1............2.........3. There
s one for Canadas Hero! Jim Katz: Very close as we get to the 12 minute mark. (Legend
Inc and T start to get to their feet and exchange punches in the corner. Doozer gets up and helps out T. They give Legend Inc a double stomach breaker and then follow up with a double elbow to the sternum area. Meanwhile, Canadas Hero is celebrating his pin over Bungle but while he
is,
Bungle gets up and clotheslines Canadas Hero over the top rope through the broken door from behind. Back on the other side of the ring, Doozer and T pick up Legend Inc and ram him through a part of the
cell!!) Sam: WOAH! Jim Katz: The total chaos continues as Legend Inc goes through another hole in the cell! Sam: The pain just keeps pouring on! 10 MINUTES LEFT (T and Doozer attack Shrug Plankton and Simon Seaman in the ring. Doozer gives Seaman a german suplex into a pin.) Jim Katz: Look at this, 1............2...........3. He got him! Sam: What a lucky break for Doozer! He
s lucky Legend Inc or PitBull or anyone else was in there to break up the cover. (After the pin by
Doozer, T gives Shrug Plankton The Offer and goes for the
cover....) Sam: Wait a minute..... Jim Katz: 1...........2..........3. T GETS THE PIN! Three people are tied with two pinfalls and there
s ONLY SEVEN MINUTES REMAINING! (Legend
Inc and PitBull take out both Canadas Hero and Bungle on the outside of the ring. PitBull powerbombs Canadas Hero right on the mat and Legend Inc catapults Bungle into the side of the cell. Meanwhile, Doozer and T send Seaman and Plankton to the outside leaving it at four men currently in the
ring.) Sam: Jim, look at this! WHAT A SHOWDOWN THIS IS GOING TO BE! Jim Katz: Doozer, T, PitBull, and Legend Inc are all in there with only FIVE minutes left! 5 MINUTES LEFT (T goes after Legend Inc while Doozer battles it out with PitBull. Legend Inc attempts a right hand, but
T blocks it and fires back with rights and lefts of his own. When Legend Inc is by the ropes, T goes for a flying
crossbody, but Legend Inc ducks and T ends up flying over the top rope!) Sam:
Woah, T took a hard spill to the fall
there! Jim Katz: And now it
s two on one in the ring. Sam:
I bet Owner and Chairman, Mr.
Ruble, is LOVING this, ha ha! (Doozer gives PitBull a fisherman suplex, but Legend Inc now helps PitBull. He knocks down The Dooze with a clothesline and then irish whips him off the ropes where he delivers a knee to the mid-section. Legend Inc now picks up Doozer and holds him as PitBull picks up the TV monitor that was already in the ring.) Sam: This is the end for Doozer, Jim, everyone is about to witness it! This is going to be one of the best moments I
ve ever seen, ha ha! (As
PitBull is about to hit Doozer with the TV monitor, Doozer kicks Legend Inc in the groin
area, causing him to fall down to his knees! Doozer now nails PitBull with kicks to the mid-section, causing him to drop the TV monitor.) Jim Katz: Doozer
s fighting back and there
s TWO MINUTES LEFT! (Legend Inc takes the TV monitor as he is down, while Doozer gets PitBull by the ropes. He tries to irish whip him, but PitBull reverses it and he sends Doozer right into the standing Legend Inc, who takes out Doozer with the monitor!!) Sam: YES!! (PitBull and Legend Inc now start to argue who pins Doozer.) Jim Katz: Uh-oh. It seems that both men are arguing about who makes the pin because Doozer seems to be down and out here! (At first it seems that
Legend Inc is gonna let PitBull pin Doozer but soon after, Legend Inc turns him around and knocks him out with the TV
monitor!!) Jim Katz:
Wait a minute, Legend Inc just hit
PitBull! Sam: That was totally unexpected. They
re partners after all and there
s 50 SECONDS left! Jim Katz: I think there
s some dissention in the Ruble Family now. Sam: You mean the FWL. Jim Katz: I don
t see them as Future World Leaders so I refer to them as the Ruble Family. (Legend Inc now pins Doozer as the ref makes the count.) Sam: COUNT WITH ME JIM, 1.............2.............3. YES!! LEGEND INC HAS THE LEAD WITH 20 SECONDS TO GO! (Legend Inc crawls to the ropes, make sure no one goes after him. The clock goes down to zero and the buzzer sounds off!) Sam: NEW UNITED STATES CHAMPION! HE DID IT! Jim Katz: I
m speechless. Jason Karso: Here is your winner of the JW Hell Match and the NEW Dream Wrestling Federation United States Champion....... Legend Inc! ("Rock the Night" by Europe plays as Legend Inc is give the United States Title and he raises it in the air to a HUGE amount of boos from the crowd.) Sam: Take a look everyone, at the NEW United States Champion, the man that has defeated Doozer! (PitBull gets to his feet and he turns Legend Inc around. Legend Inc just shoves him off and points at the belt, but PitBull comes back with a clothesline to a big pop from the crowd!) Sam: What?? What the hell is this all about?! Jim Katz: Legend Inc turned his back on him and now PitBull is showing his anger!
If it wasn
t for Legend Inc, PitBull may have won the United States Title.
(Mike Extreme now comes down to the ring, but when he enters the ring, PitBull clotheslines him! PitBull now clotheslines the Tag Team Champions at the same time as the crowd continues to cheer!) Sam: I can
t beleive he
s doing this.... to his PARTNERS! Jim Katz: What a turn of events here at Nightmare! (Thomas Ruble now makes his way to ringside to a huge amount of boos. He enters the ring and tries to settle everything, btu PitBull grabs him by his suit!) Sam:
WAIT A MINUTE, HE CAN
T DO THAT TO THE OWNER OF THIS
COMPANY, NOT TO MENTION HIS LEADER! Jim Katz: THOMAS RUBLE COULD BE IN BIG TROUBLE HERE! Sam: Now I know what they mean when they say, "Never trust a pitbull."

Jim Katz: Or more like, "Never trust an FWL member." (Extreme
Legends get up and attack PitBull from behind before they can do anything to Thomas Ruble. They repeatedly kick him as Thomas Ruble yells at PitBull. Suddenly, Doozer gets up and clears the
ring, Ruble races out of the ring as Doozer sends both memebers out of the ring.) Sam: THIS MAKES NO SENSE, KATZ! Why is he saving PitBull?! Jim Katz: Because he hates FWL all together. Sam: But PitBull is one of the men that helped get the US title off of him! Jim Katz: Well.... Sam: He
s an IDIOT! ("Highway to Hell" by Ac/Dc plays as the crowd cheers Doozer and PitBull in the ring.) Jim Katz:
What a match-up this was and Sam, I wouldn
t be surprised if this match actually was the match of the year. But in the
end, Legend Inc became the new United States Champion.... Sam: And don
t you forget it. Jim Katz: Yeah. But anyway folks, as the ring crew gets the ring back to normal size, let
s send it backstage to Tim Smith, who is standing by with the
Dream Champion, Caged
Explosion!
Backstage Interview with Caged Explosion
(The scene goes backstage as we see Tim Smith standing by with Caged Explosion to a tremendous pop! The champion has the belt around his shoulder.) Tim Smith: Caged Explosion, we are just moments away from your big Dream Title defense. But what are your thoughts on having to worry about Dazz, as well as your opponent, Chainz? Caged Explosion:
Ya know, I could really care less about Dazz. Sure
he's going to get in my way, and yeah, he's a Hall-of-Famer, but that doesn't give me any more respect for him. We all know how he's hated, so the chances of him cheating for Chainz are huge... but if he costs me the title, all the fans out there will still know, that I am still the rightful Dream Champion. (Caged Explosion walks away as the scene goes back to the announce table.) Jim Katz: The pressure here has gotta be at the boiling point. Since this match was made ever since Chainz defeated The Big Shot last month at Prime Time III, the tension between these two has been unbelievable. (A huge highlights package is shown and it recaps the entire Caged Explosion/Chainz feud over the past month and a half, including some of there history as a team in the first FWL.) Sam:
Jim, I said it on Slaughter and I
ll say it again. My prediction is that Chainz will walk out as the NEW Dream
Champion! There
s no way Caged Explosion can take him on and if he can, he
s also gotta worry about Dazz on the outside. Jim Katz: Well Dazz has been known to cheat in the past..... Sam:
I
m not talking about cheating, Jim. I
m talking about the coaching. And Dazz is a
Hall-of-Famer so he knows just about everything in the wrestling business. A manager has every right to coach his men. Jim Katz: Well some managers in the Dream Wrestling Federation have been known to do more than that, and you know who I
m talking about. Anyway folks, we
re gonna see now if Tim Smith can get a word with the challenger, Chainz!
Backstage Interview with Chainz
(The scene goes backstage once again as Tim Smith tries to get a word with Chainz, who has Dazz by his side.) Tim Smith: Excusme.... excusme Chainz. May I have a word with you before your big Dream Title match? Chainz: There
s nothing really to f[beep] talk about. All I
m gonna say is that I may be going into this match with no gold, but after tonight is all said and done, I will finally get what I want.... and that is the Dream Championship! (Chainz walks away and as Tim Smith tries to speak with Dazz, the Hall-of-Famer just grunts and follows Chainz. The scene then goes back to the announce table.)
Caged Explosion (c) vs Chainz w/Dazz- Dream Title Match
Jim Katz: We are now ready for the huge Dream Title Match so let
s send it down to ringside! Jason Karso: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the Main Event! It is scheduled for ONE FALL and will be for the Dream Wrestling Federation Dream Championship! (The crowd pops huge to that statement.) Jason Karso: Introducing first, the challenger; accompanied by Dazz, from Birmingham, Alabama, weighing in at 295 pounds........... Chainz! ( by Ice Cube plays as Chainz walks out from the back with a chain around his neck and with Dazz of course, to the biggest heat of the night!) Jim Katz: Well here comes Chainz and this crowd is really showing their displeasure for him. Sam: Chainz isn
t affected by it at all. He
s coming into the match and he
s focused on winning the gold! Jim Katz: This is certainly the biggest opportunity of Chainz
s career and of course, has that big bohemoth, Dazz in his corner, who is not only a Hall of Famer, but also a former Dream Champion. Sam: And that
s why having a manager is a great advantage, especially one of Dazz
s magnatude. Jason Karso: His opponent, from Brookeville, Maryland, weighing in at 245 pounds, he is the Dream Wrestling Federation Dream Champion.......... Caged Explosion!! ( by the Offspring plays as Caged Explosion walks out with the Dream Title to the biggest pop from the night!) Jim Katz: WHAT A REACTION FOR CAGED EXPLOSION! Sam: I
m just gonna try not to talk over this. This is crazy how they cheer PUKE Explosion. Jim Katz: You
ve been calling him that for the past three or four weeks and I wonder what he thinks of you doing that. Sam:
I
m not scared at all, Jim. After
all, I
m

Davis, ha ha! Jim Katz: Right. (Caged Explosion enters the ring and hands referee Danny Richardson the Dream Title. Danny then holds it in the air to a HUGE pop!) Sam: That
s what it
s all about. Everyone in the business wants to have it but only the best get a piece of it. (As both men get into a staredown,
Chainz puts his arms up asking for a test of strength. Caged looks around the crowd as the fans tell him what they think he should do. But as he
s looking fo answers from the crowd, Chainz pearl harbors him from behind with several kicks. Chainz irish whips him off the
ropes, but Caged Explosion comes back with a shoulder block and it sends Chainz right through the middle rope to a big pop!) Sam: Woah! I don
t think I
ve seen ANYONE ever do that to Chainz. Jim Katz: I don
t think I have either. (Dazz runs to Chainz on the outside and whispers something in his ear.) Sam: What do you think he
s whispering, Jim? Jim Katz: I have no idea. They
re all the way over there on the other side of the ring and we
re over here. I haven
t got a clue but it
s most likely some strategy. (Chainz slides back into the ring as both men look at each other. They now tie up and Chainz gets his foe in a headlock. Caged Explosion counters though by irish whipping Chainz, but the challenger comes back with a shoulder block. He bounces off the ropes as Caged Explosion gets up and the champion executes a nice hip-toss. Chainz rolls to the outside for a breather and he looks pissed!) Jim Katz: Caged Explosion with an excellent start here and Chainz is mad! Sam: Well apparently, the strategy Dazz gave him early didn
t work. (Dazz rushes over to
Chainz and whispers into his ear some more strategy. Chainz goes back into the ring and both men tie-up once again. Caged gets him into the corner and as they break, Chainz goes for a
punch, but Caged blocks it and starts to nail Chainz with punches of his own. Referee Danny Richardson tries to separate him, but Caged shoves him away!) Sam:
Wait a minute, THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN AUTOMATIC DISQUALIFICATION RIGHT
THERE! Jim Katz: What are you talking about? Sam: Caged Explosion shoved the referee away! Jim Katz: I didn
t see anything. Sam: Oh yeah, that
s right. You
re too busy eating another hot dog. Jim Katz:
No, I
m not.
Sam: Look at you Jim, you
re a mess! You have mustard all over you! Jim Katz: Oh will you stop it. Anyway, a DQ would do no good here for Chainz because a title can
t change hands on a Disqualification. Sam: Puke Explosion probably tried to get DQed on purpose because he knows he
s gonna lose here! Jim Katz: Oh gimme a break. (Richardson finally lets both men go at it again but before they tie up, Chainz nails Caged with a kick to the mid-section. He then irish whips the champion off the ropes and follows up with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.) Sam: Nice titl-a-whirl backbreaker by Chainz and I bet Caged Explosion is real scared now! (Chainz repeatedly nails Caged Explosion with vicious kicks to the ribs before disposing of him to the outside. He now starts to distract the referee as Dazz gets in a few cheap shots on Caged Explosion.) Jim Katz: Oh come on, look at this! Sam: What? I don
t see anything. I
m eating one of your hot dogs. Jim Katz: What hot dogs? There
s nothing even hear! Take a look at Dazz assaulting Caged Explosion on the outside! Sam:
Okay, I see it but in this
case, you do anything to win. This is for the Dream Championship after all! (Dazz irish whips Caged Explosion into the steel steps as Chainz continues to distract the referee. Dazz now sends Caged back into the ring and Chainz nails him with kicks to the shoulder. He executes a shoulder breaker and then goes for the cover.) Jim Katz: Pin by Chainz, 1..........2... and Caged Explosion kicks out. Sam: I don
t think you can beat Puke Explosion like that. Jim Katz: Definitely not. (Chainz puts Caged Explosion in an arm bar, but Caged reverses it into an arm bar of his own. Chainz goes to the ground, but takes back the control after a scratch to eyes, followed by a belly to belly suplex.) Sam: If Chainz keeps this up, we
re gonna have a NEW Champion! (Chainz irish whips Caged Explosion into the corner and he then follows up with a bulldog. We now see Dazz on the outside and he looks impressed with Chainz
s performance so far. Chainz now irish whips Caged Explosion off the ropes and executes a sidewalk slam into a pin.) Jim Katz: 1............2.... and another near fall for Chainz. Sam: He
s gotta stop with covers and just punish him so he will have him ready for the Chainz Hazard. (Chainz raises his hands in the air like he
s won the match to boos from the crowd. He goes back to work on Chainz with a tarantula submission hold as most fans in the Bradley Center look on with fear.) Sam:
Look at this move, Jim. I don
t think I
ve ever seen this.... Jim
Katz: It
s called a tarantula and Chainz is applying a lot of pressure here. (Caged Explosion is able to break out of the hold. He goes for a hurrikanrana, but Chainz counters with a sit-down powerbomb!) Sam: BOOM! What a counter by Chainz! Jim Katz: I have to admit that he was prefectly ready for that hurrikanrana attempt by the Dream Champion. (Chainz once again starts to celebrate a little, but Dazz yells at him to continue the punishment. Chainz does so with a hard kick to the back, that could be heard throughout the arena.) Sam: What a kick! Jim Katz: That one could be heard by anyone. Sam: Even people in the nosebleed seats could hear that one. Jim Katz: What a capacity crowd we
ve got here in the Bradley Center. (Chainz irish whips Caged Explosion off the ropes and he goes for a hip toss, but Caged blocks it, and follows up with a backslide.) Jim Katz: BACKSLIDE BY CAGED EXPLOSION, 1..........2..... and Chainz kicks out! Sam: Chainz didn
t expect that one at all. Jim Katz: That
s why he is going to have to always be alert. (After the backslide attempt, Chainz gets up and takes down Caged Explosion with a clothesline. He now brings him into the corner and starts to nail him with hard chops to the chest.) Sam: Listen to the sound of those chops! (Caged Explosion emerges though with a comeback. He gets Chainz in the corner now and starts to nail him with several of his own chops to the chest.) Jim Katz: WOW, listen to those chops! (Chainz kicks Caged Explosion in the stomach all of a suddenly and then follows up with by getting Caged up in suplex form, and then dropping him on the ropes on his stomach.) Sam: Great move by Chainz! (Chainz now gets Caged Explosion in a bear hug and this could be it!) Sam: Chainz, who is one of the strongest wrestlers in the Dream Wrestling Federation, now has Caged Explosion in a bear hug! I think this is it for the so-called Dream Champion! Jim Katz: Caged Explosion is in big trouble but this crowd is cheering him on! (Chainz keeps the bear hug locked on as referee Danny Richardson raises the arm of Caged Explosion. It goes down and Richardson now does it again. The arm falls down for a second time and Richardson now raises the arm for a third time. Caged Explosion just barely keeps it up and he
s desperately trying to break out of the hold. He gets headbutts Chainz, but the challenger is able to keep the hold locked on. The Dream Champion now tries to get his arms in the hold, and he is able too. Now he starts to try and power out of it.) Jim Katz: Look at this! Sam: I don
t believe it; he
s trying to power out of the hold. Jim Katz: It
s gonna be very tough though. Can he do it...... (Caged Explosion gets Chainz
s arms up in the air and it looks like he has just breaken out of the hold to a big pop! But Chainz comes back with a kick to the stomach and that brings Caged Explosion down.) Sam: Now there
s smart wrestling! You always gotta have a back-up plan. (Chainz irish whips Caged Explosion off the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Caged Explosion ducks and the two collide into a double clothesline!) Jim Katz: DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Sam: Woah, both men are down and the referee is making the count. Imagine if both men are counted out on the mat. Richardson: 1.................2...................3...................4...................5...... Jim Katz: Both men are still down now! What a match-up this has been! Sam:
This would be a horrible ending because if both men get counted out on the mat, Puke Explosion retains the
title! I don
t want that! Jim Katz: You may not want it, but most of these 40,000 plus fans want Caged Explosion to retain! Richardson: .............8... (At this point, both men use the ropes as leverage to get to their feet.
They now meet in the center of the ring where both men exchange punches. Caged Explosion gains the upper hand though as he repeatedly nails Chainz with hard right hands to a big pop from the crowd. He eventually knocks him down with one hard right hand and when Chainz gets back to his feet, Caged Explosion knocks him down once
again!) Jim Katz: And now here comes Caged Explosion, knocking down Chainz with those hard right hands! Sam: This isn
t looking good! (Chainz runs towards Caged Explosion, but received a tilt-a-whirl slam for his trouble. He now gives Chainz a nothern lights suplex into a pin.) Jim Katz: Hey may have him, 1..........2........
NO, Chainz kicks
out! Caged Explosion was so close to retaining the title. Sam: So close.... yet so far, ha ha! (Dazz now gets up on the apron and starts arguing with the referee.
Caged Explosion sees this and walks over. As he is there, Chainz gets up and shoves Caged Explosion right into the
referee, knocking him out! Both men are also down too!) Sam:
WOAH, WE HAVE A BIG PROBLEM
HERE! THE REFEREE IS OUT COLD! Jim Katz: There
s no one to make the pin! (As both men are down, Dazz shoves Jason Karso off his chair and takes it. He then slides it into Chainz, who is now making it to his feet.) Jim Katz: Aw come on, he
s got a chair! (Chainz is about to hit Caged with the chair as he is getting up, but Caged Explosion ducks and follows up with a superkick right into the chair, which goes into the face of Chainz!) Jim Katz: WHAT A COUNTER BY CAGED EXPLOSION AND IF HE CAN FOLLOW UP.... Sam: BUT THERE
S NO REFEREE! (Caged
Explosion sees that Chainz is down and out and now calls for the end to a big pop. He lifts Chainz up and GIVES HIM THE BIG BOMB AND THEN GOES FOR THE COVER, JUST AS THE REFEREE IS
RECOVERING!) Jim Katz: BIG BOMB!! BIG BOMB! HE GOT IT! Sam: THIS CAN
T BE HAPPENING! Jim Katz: AND HERE
S THE COVER, 1.......................2....................... (Dazz pulls out the referee just as he was about to make the three count to a tremendous amount of boos! Caged Explosion starts yelling at Dazz and CALLS HIM INTO THE RING!) Sam: Wait a minute, he
s calling out Dazz!! Jim Katz: THIS IS UNBELEIVABLE! Sam: BUT THE MATCH ISN
T EVEN OVER! (As
Dazz is about to enter the ring, Doozer comes running down the ramp and he attacks Dazz from behind to another huge
pop!) Sam: Wait a minute, what the hell is he doing out here?! He has nothing to do with this match, and he already lost the United States Championship! Now he
s gotta come out here and attack a MANAGER! Yeah, he
s some role-model. Jim Katz: He
s got Caged Explosion
s back since they are good friends. (Caged
Explosion watches Doozer nail Dazz with several punches until Dazz goes down. As this is happening, Chainz grabs his chain from the
corner, wraps it around his knuckles and when
Caged Explosion turns around, Chainz clocks him with the
chain!!) Jim Katz: Aw come on! Chainz just used his chain on Caged Explosion! (Chainz quickly throws his chain out of the ring. He then picks up Caged Explosion and gives him the Chain Hazard!!) Sam: THERE IT IS!! CHAINZ HAZARD! (Chainz now goes for the cover and hooks the leg high as the referee rolls back into the ring to make the count.) Sam: 1............................2................................3! NEW CHAMPION!! HE DID IT! (Caged Explosion kicks out after the three count, but it
s too late. Chainz gets up and starts to celebrate with Dazz as he takes the Dream Title from ringside.) Jason Karso: Here is your winner and the NEW DREAM WRESTLING FEDERATION DREAM CHAMPION....... CHAINZ!! ( by Ice Cube plays as both Chainz and Dazz continue to celebrate as they walk up the ramp to the biggest heat of the night! But Caged Explosion can
t keep his eyes off Doozer, who is also looking back at Caged Explosion.) Jim Katz: Chainz has just defeated Caged Explosion here to become the new Dream Champion but there
s more to that here it seems. Sam: Doozer is a backstabber and we witnessed it right here! His brawl with Dazz distracted Caged Explosion, which allowed Chainz to gain the advantage and WIN the Dream Title! I knew it! Doozer has been in cahoots all along with them! Jim Katz:
STOP IT SAM DAVIS, STOP
IT! You know that isn
t true at all! Sam: Well how do you know for sure? No one knows for sure what Doozer
s motives were! Jim Katz: Well it seemed like that Doozer was just trying to help out Caged Explosion, but it could have ended up costing him the Dream Championship! Sam: Doozer should have just kept his nose out of Caged Explosion
s business. And look at this, both men can
t keep their eyes off each other. What exactly were Doozer
s motives?? Jim Katz: I
m not sure and we may find out next week on Sunday Night Slaughter! But right now, for

Davis, I
m Jim Katz saying have a great night
everyone! (Both Caged Explosion and Doozer continue to look at each other as the scene fades to black.)

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