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The crowd is on their feet and the fireworks are exploding everywhere.)
Pat Riot: We are here! Winnipeg Stadium for the DWFs
second PPV of their new reign!!!
Johnny D: Yes Johnny! We are here to rock the wrestling world. We are here to make are statement. We are here to show we are the best!
(The DWF-Tron has a promo for Doom Fights going over the entire stadium
people are still going nutts and Johnny D and Pat Riot are screaming at the top of their lungs in the sold out stadium!)
Pat Riot: It is crazy here tonight, we not only have a full card with superstars here tonight like Cro are champion.
Johnny D: But we have here tonight novice champion BRIAN GAMBIT!
Pat Riot: Matter of fact, all the CHAMPIONS of DWF are in the house!
Johnny D: That only means one thing, chaos with the best!
Pat Riot: Yes it does. The DWF is primed and ready to go to put on the best PPV of the year.
Johnny D: We have a rookie match of sorts between Russian Bear and LEGEND!
Pat Riot: This is their chance to prove themselves on national television and show the world their ability and all out talent.
Johnny D: Right after that we have Hardcore Kinch with us in one of many special guest interviews!
Pat Riot: And then Hardcore Kinch gets ready to fight Lone Rebel! These two are arc-enemy and at any point are ready to make it a real HELL in that Cell!
Johnny D: Brian Gambit here tonight fights Wes Marshall!
Pat Riot: Wes Marshall has two matches back to back, second being his Light Weight title match!
Johnny D: Can he make it through the night still standing?
Pat Riot: And will he walk out a champion?
Johnny D: Extremist is gonna be tangled up with him in the Light Weight Title match. This should be one of the best matches of many through the night. Extremist has been training and training for this match. He is on a tear to hold EVERY title in DWF!
Pat Riot; That
s quite a task.
Johnny D: I
d say. We also have the title for the PEOPLE on the line tonight!
(The people go nutts as Pat and Johnnys
commentary is played over the stadium loudspeakers as the fireworks continue.)
Pat Riot: Yes, the champion Dusty defends his title against The Rebel!
Johnny D: Dusty is a great champ, but can he hold of the undoubted interference or taunting of "The Crew"???
Pat Riot: There is one man I have to say to that
BIG SHOT!
(The people are at the top of their lungs when they hear Big Shots name spoken!)
Johnny D: Yes
we have a special interview with Big Shot himself right after that match and before his own match.
Pat Riot: If anything goes on, you know there will be a retaliation!
Johnny D: Retaliation smalliation! Who cares, this is entertainment!!!
(The crowd goes wild as they hear of Dazzs
special appearance in the house tonight!)
Pat Riot: Yes sirrie
We have Big Shot defending his hardcore gold against DOOZER!!!
Johnny D: Doozer has prepared long and hard for this match
we have heard rumors about a partnership with another DWF star not yet released.
Pat Riot: If the hardcore champ is on tonight. No help will get Doozer that title.
Johnny D: Then we have a guest appearance by the challenger himself in Jason Brawler!!!
(Crowd is excited about the Dream Title match as the picture of the title itself is shown on the DWF-Tron.)
Pat Riot: Yes
Jason Brawler will talk about his match for the Dream Title with the champion
and a good champion at that Cro!!!
Johnny D: Yes..i feel
The DWF-Tron turns black along with the entire stadium
Bad guys always die" by Dr.Dre and Eminem blasts out over the P.A in the buzzing DWF arena and this can only mean one thing..the arrival of the retired Dazz. The crowd are on there feet in anticipation as the chants of grows louder as the camera pans out to reveal a guy Dressed in a black leather jacket,a pair ob blue jeans and a t-shirt that says "Dazz..Legend in the end but his time is now" then the camera spins to reveal a number of fans with there signs for there favourite DWF superstars and some with a few sign like "Darren
GOD" and a couple of blonde ladies flash at the camera as the men behind them go crazy and on the DWF-tron appears the words. )
("Tonight all shall be revealed and tonight belongs to the darkness")
("know your enemies" by Rage against the Machine plays as Dazz
s music is cut off and a mysterious figure appears on the DWf-tron wearing a black mask with white lightning and a black jumpsuit and appears to be holding a BB-Gun then the image disappears as images of the last PPV begin to roll and we see Cro being shot and a faint laughter is heard as the footage rolls and the words " that was just the beginning Cro" are whispered as the DWF-tron turns black and the camera focuses back on the arena as Dazz
s music begins to play again. As the camera turns off for a few seconds then opens up backstage.
Dazz sits on a big padded leather chair and he is wearing what seems to be a Hells Army/ Shadows of the Apocalypse T-shirt with the words "Dazz is DWF 4life" splashed across the front in red and a pair of black jeans as the camera closes in on Dazz
s right arm to reveal a new tattoo of two guns crossing over and flames behind it with a picture of the Dream title as we hear a knock on the door.)
Dazz: Come in Pat
(The Door creeks open as the lights are switched off in the room and a shimmer of light bursts through when the door opened as Dazz looks up we spot a figuire standing in just enough light to make out it was the man who was on the DWF-tron claiming to be the shooter. Dazz stands on his feet and the two stand face to face and begin to trade punches and the shooter begins to get the advantage but Dazz blocks it and delivers a DDT onto the floor.)
[Dazz gets back onto his feet and faces away from the shooter who Dazz assumes is out cold at that point in time. Dazz fixes his shirt as we see the shooter get back on his feet as Dazz looks into the reflection on the T.V and notices the man is back on his feet. Dazz turns and is met with a huge right hook which rocks him and Dazz staggers back on his feet as the Shooter picks up a steel bar and brings it across Dazz
s face and Dazz staggers back even more and falls into the corner and he props himself up as the man lifts the steel bar above his head and brings it down across Dazz
but Dazz rolled out of the way just in time as the man swings around to see Dazz trying to pick himself up off the floor. The Man walks over to Dazz and kicks him in the face and blood begins to trickle from the face of Dazz as he tries to fight back. The Man walks over to the corner and picks up a trash can as Dazz stumbles to his feet and stands on shaking as the man lifts the trash can above his head and is about to bring it down when Dazz delivers a dropkick sending the trash can crashing against the Shooter and Dazz wipes the blood from his head and starts taking it to the man as Dazz picks him to his feet and Delivers the "end of Days"through a table sending drink everywhere and the table snaps on impact as Dazz stands above the fallen man and begins to laugh as he looks at one of the stell chairs next to the make up table and folds it up and picks the fallen Man up and slumps him in the corner and places te chair on his face as the man lays motionless and in the centre of the room Dazz sets up another steel chair takes a few steps back and runs at the chair and tries his very own version of the Van terminator..the Leap of faith and just before impact the man rolls out of the way and Dazz goes crashing into the wall in a heap as he lays motionless as the man gets a few cheap kicks in then a few reffs come running into the room along with Pat Riot and the man bursts through the crowd and runs off down the hall as The Reff
s and Pat see to Dazz.]
Pat Riot: what and who the hell was that ?
(Pat and a few reff
s help Dazz to his feet and carry him over to the chair he was sitting in at the beginning and he slumps down in the chair as blood now pours from his head as Dazz tries to wipe it then rips off his shirt to soak up the blood to reveal another tattoo with the words "anger is a gift" and blue flames with some sort of a demon standing infront of the flames with his arms held out and the camera closes in to reveal the demon has the face of Dazz but the body of a monster ..Dazz props himself up in the chair and begins to speak.)
Dazz : F
k I come back for one night to catch up with everyone at this fu
ing happens no wonder I retired I don
t have a clue who that was but I intend on finding out and I promice I will end his career.. he comes in here thinking he can get away with that he has another thing coming and next time we meet who ever the fu
k you were a
but what I do know is that Cro better watch his fu
ing back tonight if that guy means business and even know I am the Hardcore King ..shooting people just crosses the line man and who ever did it will have two people gunning for him ME and Cro..and judging with what just went down here Cro you better be prepared for him.
Pat Riot: Dazz may I be the first to welcome you back even if just for tonight it is an honour to finally meat you and I am ashamed to be a part of a company that would hire someone that would do such a thing as what just happened to you man.
Dazz: Thanx Pat
and as you said its only for tonight but if this keeps up I think I just may need to come back to show little ba
ards like who ever that way how a real man does his job and break his neck for what he just did to me
Pat Riot: Well Dazz..do you have any wise words of advice for DWF
s new and up and coming superstars
Dazz: Everyone's a critic! No matter how many people you please, there'll always be that select few who seek out your weak points and exploit them as best they can. I guess the old saying is true, right?

"You can please some of the people some of the time, but you can't please all of the people all of the time."

Those are words to live by in the wrestling business, after all... It doesn't matter who you are or what you've accomplished there will always be people trying to push you the extra limit just so they can reap the benefits of your success.
Pat Riot: Those are words of wisdom and no doubt of experience but what we really want to know Dazz is what have you been up to since you left DWF last month and are you missing wrestling at all?
Dazz: I have to be honest and say not a whole lot but I have made my decision and I am going to stick with it unless something comes up and forces me to return.. and my life has changed a whole lot ...
Dazz smiles and looks uneasy as he looks around the room as beads of sweat run down his face as he looks straight into the camera and begins to speak again.
Dazz:My life, has slowly changed its course over the past few weeks. It's no longer about the pain and suffering I've felt in the past, it's no longer about watching those torment themselves for the enjoyment of it, it's no longer about watching men trying to conquer their inner demons, trying to find a symbolic object to add to their unique lifestyle, it's no longer worth changing appearances and gimmicks, just to live a harder edged life, it's no longer about the sweet taste of wearing title gold again in DWF, knowing that you have accomplished your goals. It's no longer about overcoming your past, overcoming your idols of the past to reach the goal that you desire today, it's no longer about giving yourself a nickname for the fans to enjoy, and to live a lavished lifestyle on a ranch in god knows where, it's no longer about sitting around, going to sports games or even creating your own production crew and giving yourself a hit TV show. It's about giving your heart, your life, your soul, pouring it all out, in order to become a respected legend with-in the ring ropes, becoming a legend in the fans hearts, and being respected by those who walk around you and I think I done that when I was here and its just not my time anymore . Yeah I miss it but its no longer of any interest to me I have did everything I set out to do in e-wrestling and made a few friends and enemies along the way but its all part of the game and I learned the game is not mine to play were are just pawns in the bigger game of life and I have more important things to do in my life
Pat Riot: Well Dazz I assume you have been keeping up to date with DWF recently so what are your views on Cro being champ and who do you consider the main threats to his title reign.
Dazz: Cro is a superb athlete but he seems to have a lot of problems on his plate just now and I am not sure if he can handle it..sure he has the talent sure he has the ball
sure he has the intensity,the brains and the mentality needed to be a great champion but add in the fact someone tried to shoot him and is threatening to do it again I am not sure Cro will survive with his title for much longer.. it
s a shame in a way he has everything to become the greatest DWF champion but his title has come at the wrong time for him and I see a few possible wrestlers who can take advantage of all the hard times Cro has been having lately. People like Extremist,
Doozer, Dusty
,Wes Marshall and men like Brawler who he faces tonight have everything to match Cro but lack the experience which could be a good thing because they will try everything and will pull out all the stops because they know a chance like this could never come again and they have to make the most of it. Brawler may take Cro
s title tonight but no dis respect to Brawler I don
t think he deserves the title just now Cro should be champion but the man who is after him may play a major role in the demise of Cro and I hope that does not happen tonight.
Pat Riot:There has been rumours flying around Dazz that you have had something to do with Cro being shot what are your feeling on that..?
Dazz: Well to be honest I think it
s a load of bullshi
For people to even think I was anything to do with it. I have worked hard to get what I did in DWF and as you all saw I was just attacked by the Shooter so do you all think I still have something to do with it. How dare all of you try and condem me try and drag my name through the mud and try and pin the blame on me for what happened to Cro. I talked to Cro the night after it happened and he said to me " Dazz man I was honoured to win Dream title on the night you delivered that speech" and that was a real touching moment and earned a lot of respect from me. And I think Cro should be applauded for coming back so soon to this business just for the fans,, fans who were behind me now blame me for what happened to a friend of mine well here is my message to all you people who doubted me. Screw all of you and I don
t need you to be behind me because I know I am right and that
s enough Cro knows I didn
t do it and that is enough to keep me happy and if any of you fuc
ing stupid fans have any problems with that I don
t give a fuc
it is all just a pile of bullshi
that one minuite I am a role model to you all then you turn your back on me for nothing at all, something goes wrong the finger is pointed at Dazz ..why ?..i
ll tell you why: its because they know I am the greatest wrestler DWF has ever seen and everyone knows it but the fans are just pissed because I left they think I have betrayed them so they turn on my the same ones who gave me a standing applause no less than a month ago now blame me for trying to end the career of another athlete who I respect.
(Dazz stands up and flips over one of the small tables that sat beside him and then paces around the room, folds a chair and throws it through one of the huge mirrors in the room as the glass shatters as Dazz punches a whole in the wall and begins screaming as he walks around the room)
Dazz:
Since the begining of my existance, I was bound for greatness. Everyone used to laugh at me because of my fighting style. They would
say, hardcore wasn't a way in the wrestling life, but I guess it has found its home. In a way I consider my self a life time pionner of being Extreme! As a young child I would sit in the basement of my house with a few friends, and battle it out to some music, with a video camera rolling, just to see who could get hurt more. Back then it was all about the fun, and now it is all about the excitement, the charisma, and the intensity! Fun, what a megar word. Back then to me fun would be jumping off a dresser, and landing an elbow to the chest of one of my friends. The chances of getting hurt were actually greater than they are now though. Now they lay padding in the ring for protection, but in my basement no padding was nesessary. I remember one time when my brother came down stairs, and saw me attempt a moonsault onto a friend that moved and replaced his body with a chair. Needless to say, a hospital trip was in order, and so was a talk to my father. Family sucks that way, they always rat you out. When I talked to my fater he told me I could never do that sh
t again. He told me then just like people tell me now, there will be no future for a guy that wants to get hurt. Well I proved everyone wrong!
(Dazz pulls a black marker out of his pocket and writes on the wall "I don
t need any of you to survive")
Dazz: I am the man that wants to get hurt, and I placed my own future in the DWF I put everything on the fuc
ing line for you people I risked my life and what for? For all you bastar
s to turn on me as soon as I decide it cant go on..every night I suffered for you so you could enjoy yourself..i built my life around what you felt about Dazz now I could not give a fuc
about any of you because I know I don
t need you at all but what you people seem to forget I sacrificed my life for you people just to turn on me and seem to forget I did everything for you then you decide to blame me just because I found something better than nearly killing myself every fuc
ing night. I have the power to destroy and D.W.F you are powerless because the revolution is coming..the time when I will return draws closer and on that night I shale returm and my presence will be felt and the power of Dazz and his new followers will be known throughout the world as the world watches with bated breath to see the drama that will unfold..the night of vengance is near the night when I get revenge is drawing closer Darren and your followers so beware and be ready to handle what I am bringing to you and your friends if that
s what you can call them.
(The T.V switches on in Dazz
s room as Dazz and Pat look on as the man who claims to be the shooter appears on the screen and shows his hands covered in Dazz
s blood and stands laughing as he screams at Dazz.)
Man: Dazz what I did to Cro was nothing to what I am going to do to him tonight and there is nothing you can do to stop me because I am your God and the higer power sent to cripple your retired ass and after I finish off Cro its your ass that is next.
(Dazz picks up the T.V and carries it across the room then tears the plug out of the wall and throws the T.V against the wall as it smashes into millions of different small pieces and flames burst through and land on the floor along with the rest of the shattered parts and a few bounce back off the wall and hit Dazz but he stands un effected as he looks at the floor and then looks up into the camera straight on as he takes a long deep breath and begins to speak yet again.)
Dazz: Who ever you are if you go anywhere near Cro tonight I will hunt you down and kill you and follow you down to hell so I can kick your ass again and again in my territory..if you have a problem with Cro you have a problem with me and that is something you do not want to have . You have no real thought Your only thought is of what will happen if you are overtaken by whatever it is you are trapped in, or trapped by, yet not of what is possible if you let yourself free, let your mind think for itself, and compile a list of ways out, a list of counter attacks to whatever you are fighting, or better yet whatever is beating you. Yet I expect this not of you, for as I have said, you, and all such as, think not, but act alone. No thought is put into your actions and when you do think of the possibilities you force the result you want upon your brain and let it not surmise an idea of its own. This is the process all of you work by, the process by which leads to your end
I mean consider the event, and consider what you can do to work your way out, then consider how what you
ve considered are simply limited thoughts, limited ideas, I challenge you to let your mind think freely, let your mind guide you instead of the inverse. The mind has endless possibilities and with the right thoughts can supply you with power. This is where my strength arises from, this is where my power to defeat originates
the mind. You may listen, laugh, and scrutinize my philosophy, but what ever the result I am coming for your ass and I promice I will return to wrestling if I have to ..just to destroy you will be pleasure.
(The camera cuts to Pat Riot and Johnny D at the announcers
booth.)
Pat Riot: Well, that was Dazzs
opinons.
Johnny D: Yea on about the entire DWF!
Pat Riot: Well, we got our first glimpse of the dam
BB Gun Shooter who has been stalking Cro. What does he want with Dazz?
Johnny D:
I have no idea Johnny. But, I know Cro isn
t out of the woods just yet.
Pat
Riot: Let
s get to our first match of the Doom Fights
The scene cuts to the match between the two rookies Russian Bear and Legend!)
Pat Riot: Oh, what a great match we have for the opener of a great pay-per-view. Russian Bear takes on The Legend, how great is that for an opener of Doom Fights? Johnny D:
Pretty damn good, I
d say. I have seen this Russian Bear around and if Legend is going to win
this, he is going to have to live up to his name. Pat Riot: Well, that
s for damn sure. And, pay-per-views like this one is where Legends do start. (Legends music hits the p.a. system and his video plays on the DWF-tron as he makes his way down to the ring.) Pat Riot:
Well, Legend is down here and in the ring and look at him
Johnny
D: Yes, he looks like he certainly has trained for this big match. Pat Riot: I mean, winning the opener at Doom Fights, a great ppv, is just going to shoot you straight up in the DWF Rankings. Johnny D: That is true, very true. (Russian Bears music plays and his video shows on the DWF-tron as he makes his way down to the ring.) Pat Riot: And here is Russian Bear. Johnny D: Yes, there he is. (Russian
Bear opens up with some right hands connecting hard on Legends face. Legend stumbles back after another right hand and Russian Bear clotheslines him. Russian Bear whips Legend into the ropes, Legend bounces back and
Powerslam by Russian
Bear!!!) Johnny D: Wow, what a powerslam from Russian Bear. Pat Riot: Legend is going to feel that one in the morning. Johnny D: That is for damn sure. (Legend gets up, but Russian Bear is just standing there ready and charges for a clothesline, but it gets countered and Legend leg sweeps Russian Bear down hard onto the mat. Legend picks up Russian Bear and whips him into the corner. Legend lifts Russian Bear onto the top rope. Legend signals for something, but Russian Bear pushes Legend all the way down to the mat. Russian Bear stands up at the top rope and connects with a Guillotine Legdrop.) Pat Riot: That was some legdrop by Russian Bear. Johnny D: Yeah, he is certainly showing us that he is made for stardom. (Russian Bear with the pin
Ref: 1
Kickout by Legend. Russian Bear puts Legend in a headlock.) Pat Riot: Oh, a head-crunching headlock by Russian Bear. Look at him, he is not letting up. Johnny D:
Look, Russian Bear is cutting off Legends oxygen to the brain. If Legend does get out of this
headlock, he is still going to be worn down for the rest of the match. Pat Riot: I would have to agree with you on that. (The ref lifts up Legends hand, it drops. The ref lifts it up again, and it drops again.) Pat Riot: Oh, if that hand drops one more time then Russian Bear wins the match. Johnny D:
Thank you, Captain Obvious. Pat
Riot: You are very not welcome, smart ass. (The ref lifts up Legends hand, it drops halfway but Legend sticks it straight up. Russian Bear stunned a little receives elbow after elbow to the gut by Legend. Russian Bear breaks the hold. Legend bounces off the ropes and runs back straight for Russian Bear and spears him. Legend picks up Russian Bear and suplexes him.) Johnny D:
Whoa, Legend is just bombarding Russian Bear with
high-impact moves. Pat Riot: Russian Bear might be in some trouble here, he has lost the groove that he was in. Johnny D: Yeah, now he better get his move on and get the hell out of there. (Russian
Bear gets up and whips Legend into the ref. The ref goes down to the mat. While Legend is seeing if the ref is okay, Russian Bear comes up from behind and
low-blows him. Russian Bear turns Legend around, who is doubled over, and gets up and down for a devastating powerbomb. Russian Bear goes for the pin
Ref: (no count, ref is knocked out) (Russian
Bear gets up and tries to get the ref back to consciousness. As he does this, Legend gets up and turns Russian Bear
around, kicks him in the gut and DDTs him. Legend goes for the pin
Ref: (a little groggy)
Russian Bear kicks out. As Legend starts to pick Russian Bear up, Russian Bear delivers a firemans carry to
Legend.) Pat Riot: Well, we would have had a winner in Russian Bear if the ref wouldn
t have been knocked out. Johnny D: Yeah, but then Legend also would have won if the ref wouldn
t have been all slow counting. Pat Riot: Dream Wrestling Federation should get two refs for each match from now on. Johnny D: Shut up. (Russian Bear picks up Legend and whips him into the corner. Russian Bear lifts Legend up to the top rope. Russian Bear pulls off a huge Fisherman
s Suplex from the top rope on Legend and puts it into a pin
Ref: 1
3!!!
Johnny D: Russian Bear wins!!!
Pat Riot: Great match!
(Scene cuts to Pat Riot in a special guest interview with Hardcore Kinch)
Pat Riot:
Well here it is folks, I am about to get a special interview with the Canadian
X-tremist, Hardcore Kinch.
(Hardcore
Kinch walks towards Paul and he stops, Kinch pours water over his head and you can really tell that he is pumped about his upcoming Hell in the Cell match with Lone
Rebel.)
Pat Riot: Hardcore Kinch, you have a big match coming up shortly, how have you prepared for such an opponent as Lone Rebel?
Hardcore Kinch: Cut the crap Paul, I'm the one that is supposed to do the talking, you just stand there and try to look intelligent. Lone Rebel, he and I have never really been against each other, we had fought a match or two, but nothing amounted to too much. We were talking one day, and we noticed that neither one of us had a match at the pay per view. We decided we would give the fans something to cheer about, two of the most talented men to ever grace DWF soil, and we are squaring off inside a steel cell. That sounds to me like something to cheer about. Lone Rebel probably will never be my nemesis, hell, maybe we will even team up sometime down the road. Thats by no means a promise, that is just to prove how unpredictable the
Candian X-tremist. I can never be caught off guard, I can never be surprised. I am more then an
X-tremist, I am everything that Dream Wrestling Federation represents. This is no game, this is a reality, a cruel reality that everyone is going to have to face in the near future.
I haven't come here just to bitch and moan about how I am going to win my match. I know what the outcome will be, I know who is the stronger of us two men. It will be a mystery to the fans of
DWF, and one that they will soon be able to solve for themselves.
Pat Riot: Hardcore Kinch, what is the match gonna be like, is it gonne be extreme?
Hardcore Kinch: Pat, saying the match is going to be extreme is a huge understatement. When you look at Lone Rebel, and you look at Hardcore Kinch, you can only expect a brawl so bad, it should be a crime. It may not be a crime at Doom Fights, but I assure you, when me and him leave the ring after the match, there will be casualties taken. Punishment will be dealt in the most sadistic ways possible. Flesh will be ripped from each others bodies, blood will overflow the canvas and fear will devour anyone who watches this assault take place.
Pat Riot: Hardcore, whats gonna be next, whats gonna happen after your pay per view appearance.
Hardcore Kinch:
Im not even gonna think about the future, I will think of
it, when it comes around. I am living my life in Dream Wrestling Federation one day at a time. There may be a championship in my future for all I know, but I don't care about it now, cause I don't own one right now. When it comes along, sure, I'll be happy, sure I will celebrate. But at the moment,
I don't see a title around this waist. At the moment, I should be thinking about right
now,
I should be thinking that in less then ten minutes, Lone Rebel and I will stand head to
head, eye to eye, and beat each other senseless. The world will be in complete and utter shock when they see Hardcore Kinch take Extreme to a whole new level. Lone Rebel doesn't have a clue what is coming, about two months ago, he would have beat me like a dog.
But now, I have
improved, more then anybody knows, and more then anybody will realise, until I show everybody how serious I am, that I am for real. I am more real then anybody in the Dream Wrestling Federation at this very moment. I am about to prove that when I travel into the cell awaiting me. I would go on and on, about fear, and how people are so filled with it, but right now,
I am feeling my adrenaline pump, I am feeling more real then I ever have. First step Lone Rebel.
Destination, the Dream Championship. It's not that far from my grasp.
(The scene after Kinchs
interview spins to his locker room as the camera starts to leave. Lucky for us the camera catches Hardcore Kinch
There is a man behind a curtain in the dark room that Kinch is talking too
Hardcore Kinch: Man, how is that gonna help me. I am gonna be in a cage with a crazy loon?
Man: Just take the clippers!!!
(The man hidden behind the curtain has a pair of wire clippers in his hand.)
Hardcore Kinch: Ok
what do you want me to do with them?
Man: Cut a dam
hole in the side of the cage
I cannot release anymore details
I will meet you again.
Hardcore Kinch: What the crap am I supposed to do this for?
(The scene cuts to the match between Hardcore Kinch himself and Lone Rebel.)
Pat Riot: Well, look at the match we have up next for you folks. We have Hardcore Kinch taking on Lone Rebel. Both of these wrestlers are great and this is going to be a great Hell in a Cell Match. Johnny D:
Yeah, I wonder how Lone Rebel is doing after losing his
Light-Weight Title match? Pat Riot: I don
t know, but I sure was surprised when Doozer attacked both of his friends to help out Wes Marshall. I just don
t know what Doozer was thinking. Johnny D:
Well, I don
t either but this match is about ready to get on its way
Hardcore Kinch
s music plays and his video plays on the
DWF-tron as he makes his way down to the ring.) Pat Riot: Well, here is Hardcore Kinch. Now, this is a great wrestler here. Johnny D: Yeah, there aren
t many that are better than Hardcore Kinch. He has sure shown us here at DWF that he is no laughing matter. Pat Riot: I couldn
t agree with you more on that one, but he will be facing another great star here in the
Dream Wrestling Federation, Lone Rebel. Lone Rebel has shown us just how much a wrestler can improve. He is definitely on of the best now. Johnny
D: And that is certainly no joke. (Lone Rebels music hits the p. a. system and his video hits the DWF-tron as he makes his way down to the ring.) Pat Riot: Well, they are both in the ring measuring each other up and it looks like we have a great match on hand as the huge Cell gets lowered down on them. Johnny D: Wow, look at this Cell, it
s huge!!! Pat Riot: Well, it looks like Lone Rebel and Hardcore Kinch are starting the match inside of the cell and there they go. (Hardcore
Kinch and Lone Rebel exchange rights after rights after rights. Then, Lone Rebel blocks a right hand from Hardcore Kinch and short arm clotheslines him. Hardcore Kinch gets right back
up, but just to be clotheslined again. Kinch gets back up again and LR clotheslines him again. Kinch gets right back up and LR goes for another clothesline, but Kinch ducks and hands out a big neckbreaker to Lone Rebel.) Pat Riot: Wow, this match is action packed and they haven
t even climbed up the cage yet. Johnny D: Yeah, this is certainly one great match. (Hardcore Kinch picks up Lone Rebel and throws him right into the cell. Lone Rebel bounces back, but Kinch gets him and throws him into the cell again. Hardcore Kinch gets Lone Rebel again, but Lone Rebel elbows Kinch in the gut and throws him into the cell and Kinch smashes through it.) Johnny D:
Oh my god, Lone Rebel just broke through the side of the
cell, using Hardcore Kinch as his tool to do it with. Pat Riot: That was just plain and simply awesome. (Lone Rebel follows Kinch to the outside of the cell through the opening where Kinch was thrown. Lone Rebel grabs Kinch
s head and walks him over to the announce table. LR kicks Kinch in the gut, and picks him up for a powerbomb, but Kinch reverses it into a Hurricanranna and puts LR through the announce table.) Pat Riot: Ah, they just broke our table. Johnny D: And again, thank you Captain Obvious. Pat Riot:
Look, Hardcore Kinch is climbing up the
cell!!! Johnny D: What a moron. He
ll probably fall off. Pat Riot: No, he
s going to jump off!!! (Hardcore Kinch jumps off from the top of the cell and delivers a huge elbow drop to Lone Rebel.) Johnny D: I think he hurt himself more than he hurt Lone Rebel on that one. Pat Riot: I think you might be right. (Hardcore Kinch slowly gets up and climbs the cell once more. He just stands at the top. LR starts to get up and sees Hardcore Kinch at the top of the cell, who is motioning for him to come up, too. LR climbs up the cell and as he is kneeling down, he low-blows Hardcore Kinch. LR DDTs Kinch onto the top of the cell. Lone Rebel picks up Kinch, but gets paid back for the low-blow with a low-blow from Kinch.) Johnny D: This has really gotten interesting. Pat Riot: I don
t think I can watch any more. Johnny D: Pansy. (Hardcore Kinch goes for a chokeslam and
BOOM, right through the top of the cell and down to the mat and right through the mat.)
Pat Riot: OUCH!!! WHAT A CHOKESLAM!!!
Johnny D: Magnificent!!!
(Hardcore Kinch jumps down into the ring and covers Lone Rebel
Ref: 1
noooo
Pat Riot: here comes Extremist and Doozer!!!
Johnny D: Kinch pulls out the wire cutters and cuts a hole in the side of the flimsie cage!!! OH MY GOD!!!
(Doozer and extremist comes in the ring and the three men are now high fiving as Lone rebel gets up..)
Pat Riot: Doozer punches Lone Rebel
Johnny D: Now Extremist!
Pat Riot: Here comes Hardcore Kinch!
(Hardcore Kinch again grabs Lone Rebel and CHOKESLAM!!!)
Pat Riot: PIN!!!
Ref: 1
3!!!
Johnny D: A NEW STABLE IS FORMED!!!
(The scene cuts backstage to Hardcore Kinch after his win in his locker room
Hardcore Kinch: Thanks man for the clippers. They really worked out good huh?
Extremist: Yea, glad I could help you out homz.
(The crowd is excited that stables are back in the DWF.)
Pat Riot: Will these guys be unstoppable?
Johnny D: I don
t know Pat. They are on a roll
we will see how Extremists
match goes later on tonight.
(The scene cuts to Brian Gambits
backstage area
Brian Gambit the Novice Champ is shining his title up in anticipation for his match.)
DWF Staff: Brian, why are you shining up the title?
Brain gambit: Because
I have a Novice Title match tonight against some loser.
DWF Staff: Oh, you must not know.
Brain Gambit: Know what?
DWF Staff: That the novice title isn
t for grabs tonight.
Brian Gambit: HOLY SHIT! Why the hell not? I am a defending champ! You IDIOTS!!!
DWF Staff: Don
t kill the messenger.
(Brian Gambit charges out of the room mad as hel
Pat Riot: Well hello, folks.
We have a great match for you coming up next. This is going to have the rookie sensation, Wes Marshall vs. another great
rookie, Brain Gambit. Johnny D: Yeah, this is going to be a ladder match, too. Above the ladder is going to be a T-shirt though, what
s up with that? Pat Riot:
I do not have a clue why they have a T-shirt above the damn ladder and quite frankly, I don
t want to know. Johnny
D: Oh, well just fine then
Wes Marshall
s music plays over the p.a. system and his Video plays on the DWF-tron as he makes his way down to the ring.) Pat Riot: Well, here is Wes Marshall. What a great wrestler he is. Johnny D: Oh, don
t flatter him too much he is just a rookie. If he got in the ring with a superstar like Doozer or Cro or Extremist or Jason Brawler, he would get his ass handed to him. Pat Riot: Yes, that might be true
Brian Gambit
s music hits the p.a. system and his video plays on the DWF-tron as he makes his way down to the ring meeting and shaking hands with Wes Marshall.) Johnny D: Look at this they are shaking hands. Pat Riot: It is a show of good sportsmanship. Johnny D: It
s showing that they are pussies, too. Pat Riot: Well, bah hum bug to you. (Brain Gambit takes the handshake and kicks Wes Marshall in the gut. He then, gives Wes Marshall a Pump handle Slam.) Johnny D: That
s more like it. (Brian then picks up Wes and whips him into the ropes. Wes bounces off the ropes and runs back to be clotheslined by Brian. Wes gets right back up, but to be clotheslined by Brain again. As Wes starts to get up, he low blows him.
Then, Wes DDTs Brain Marshall. Wes picks up Brain Gambit and kicks him to the
gut, then powerbombs him right back down to the mat.) Pat Riot: Wow, what a turn around by Wes Marshall. Johnny D: Yeah, he went from being beaten to beating him
m retard. (Wes
Marshall steps out of the ring and grabs a ladder. He brings the ladder into the ring as Brain Gambit gets up. Wes Marshall sets up the ladder, Brain comes up behind
him, taps him on the shoulder, he turns Wes Marshall powerslams him down to the mat.Wes starts to climb up the ladder. He is at about the fourth rung, as Brian Gambit just gets enough strength to push the ladder over and Wes Marshall goes flying to the outside of the ring and hard onto the concrete.) Pat Riot:
Wow, I would not want to be Wes Marshall right about now. Johnny
D: Yeah, he
s gonna feel that in the morning. Pat Riot: And the morning after that, too. (Brain Gambit sets up the ladder in the middle of the ring. He starts to climb up the ladder slowly. He gets to the top rung as Wes gets into the ring)
Johhny D: BRIAN GRABS THE SHIRT!!! WES MARSHALL IS BACK IN THE RING!!!
Pat Riot: JOHNNY! I don
t think Brian knows Wes is back up!!
(Wes Marshall goes behind Brian Gambit as he is celebrating on top of the ladder
Pat Riot: What is Wes doing?
(Ws Marshall climbs to the top of the ladder with Brian and grabs his head from nehind!)
Johnny D: OH MY GOD!!!
(Wes impales the Novice Champ into the mat!!!)
Johnny D: Well folks
Brian got the shirt
but with him laying in the middle of the ring knocked out
who is the winner???
(Interuption in the broadcast..)
Darren Crouse: Wes Marshall
you get a Dream Title shot for this unfortunate lose this SUNDAY!!!
(DWF-Tron shuts off as Wes jumps for joy.)
(The scene after that cuts to Darren Crouses
make-shift office in Winnipeg Stadium.)
Darren: Come here
Darren is asking his personal Massure to come to him.)
Darren: Go to Wes Marshalls locker room and give him a nice massage before his second match and give him this energy drink.
(Darren hands the lady the oil she uses on him and the drink for Wes. She leaves to go give him a massage
Wes Marshall: Yes, who is it?
Massure: Darren sent me to massage you and give you this drink before you go out again.
Wes Marshall: Come in bitc
I mean, the doors open.
(She comes in and gives him a massage reluctantly as Wes throws the drink away.)
Pat Riot: What a great match we have next, folks. Nothing can top this match. Johnny D: Yeah, this will be one of the best matches here in Doom Fights by far. Pat Riot:
Yes, I mean
Wes
Marshall, the lightweight champs vs. Extremist for the Lightweight Title!!! Johnny D: I just can
t wait. Pat Riot: You sound like a little boy. Johnny D:
Oh, I am a little schoolboy and I just want to make mad love to you. Pat
Riot: What?!?! Johnny D:
Nothing, I got that from a movie.
(Wes Marshall
s music plays and his video hits the DWF-tron as he makes his way down to the ring to get mixed reactions from the crowd.) Pat Riot:
Well, Wes Marshall has made his way down to the ring to get ready to defend his Lightweight Championship and what a match it is going to be. Johnny
D:
Yeah, I just can
t believe the bullsh
t that they are putting Wes Marshall through. I
mean, two matches in one night just isn
t fair. Pat Riot: I know, especially when you are defending a title in one of them. (Extremist
s music hits the p.a. system and his video plays on the DWF-tron as he makes his way down to the ring to get a huge pop from the crowd.) Johnny D: Extremist is here and he looks great today. Pat Riot: Yeah, it looks like he really has been training and tuning up for this match. I don
t think I have ever seen him in this great of shape. Johnny D: Yes, he is looking really good for this match, but he should be. I mean, this is going to be a great match. (Extremist starts off with right hand after right hand to Wes Marshall. Extremist goes for another right hand, but Wes Marshall blocks it and comes back with a right hand of his own. Wes whips Extremist in the ropes. Extremist bounces off the ropes and comes back to be Knee Lifted by Wes Marshall. Extremist flips in the air and lands on his feet. He turns Wes around, kicks him in the gut, and powerbombs him.) Pat Riot: Wow, what a show of great agility by Extremist. Johnny D: Yeah, he has definitely been training hard for this match. Pat Riot: Yup, but don
t count Wes Marshall out yet. Even though he might be tired from his first match, he still has a lot of fight left in him. Johnny D: We
ll see about that. (Extremist goes to the top rope and lands a huge elbow drop right to the sternum of Wes Marshall. Extremist then picks up Wes Marshall, but just to be low blowed while doing it. Wes then takes advantage and DDTs him.) Pat Riot: Wow, what great DDT by Wes Marshall. Johnny D: Yeah, but he had to cheat with a low blow to get it off. Pat Riot: Cheating isn
t always bad, if the ref doesn
t see it. (Wes then runs to the ropes, jumps off the second, does a backflip and pulls off a great Lionsault on The Extremist. He goes for the pin
Ref: 1
Kickout by The Extremist. Wes Marshall goes to argue to the ref about the slow count, but
Extremist gets up and turns him around and delivers a perfectly maneuvered head-scissors take down. Then, Extremist goes for the pin
Ref: 1
Reversal by Wes.) Ref: 1
Reversal by Extremist.) Ref: 1
3!!!
Pat Riot: Extremist is the brand spankin new Light Weight CHAMP!!!
(Extremist goes to walk up the rampway with his lightweight title!)
Johnny D: Whos that???
Pat Riot: ITS DUSTY AND EVOLUTION!!! THEY GRAB EXTREMIST!!!
Johnny D: POWERBOMB!
(Evolution and Dusty have powerbombed Extremist through the cable box down below the ramp
they turn around.)
Johnny D: ITS DOOZER AND HARDCORE KINCH!!! DOOZER slams Evolution and Hardcore Kinch slams Dusty!!!
(Kinch and Doozer punch and clothesline Evolution and Dusty till they turn around and cut through the audience.)
Pat Riot: There they go to get their partner out of the mess. Doozer has a Hardcore Championship match still to come.
(The scene after the Light Weight title match shows Dazz in Darrens office yelling about the BB Gun Shooter.)
Dazz: Darren, you know who the guy is you dumbass!!!
Darren:
Sorry, I don
t reveal secret
information!
Dazz: IDIOT!!! You
re a total idiot!
(Dazz runs out of the office looking flaburgasted and mad.)
Pat Riot: What a great match we have up next between Dusty and The Rebel.
Johnny D: And don't forget Pat, the People's title is on the line!
(Rebel's music starts to play as he walks down to the ring to a mixed reaction having mostly cheers.)
Pat Riot: Here comes Rebel and his Crew as he looks to become the next People's Champion.
Johnny D: And he just may do it here Pat.
(Dusty's music plays next as he walks to the ring to a good pop with the People's Title on his shoulder.)
Johnny D: Look at that Pat; Dusty's got the People's title on his shoulder probably because it doesn't fit around his waist! [Laughing]
Pat Riot: That's nice Johnny. By the way, why is it that you make fun of people behind their backs?
(Rebel slides out of the ring and he attacks Dusty while he's walking down the ramp.)
Pat Riot: Here we go!
(Rebel tries to knock down Dusty with punches but they seem to have no effect. Dusty takes down Rebel with a headbutt. He now rolls Rebel back in the ring and follows him. Dust starts choking Rebel with his boot in the corner.)
Pat Riot: Rebel's in trouble here in the early goings of this match.
Johnny D: Do you think Rebel will be able to even take down Dusty? He's huge!
(Dust irish whips Rebel into the opposite corner and he tries to ram into him. Rebel just gets out of the way and he then takes down Dusty with a drop toehold.)
Johnny D: That's how you get a big man down, work on the legs.
(Rebel goes for a reverse chin lock but he is shoved away by Dusty. Dusty gets up as Rebel goes for a flying crossbody. But Dusty catches him and delivers a backbreaker.)
Johnny D: Oooh, what a backbreaker.
(Dusty now irish whips Rebel off the ropes and he gives him a sidewalk slam.)
Pat Riot: What a sidewalk slam by Dusty! Heres the cover now, 1.....2...... ohhh, Rebel just got that right shoulder up.
Johnny D: I'd say that was a 2.9 on the count.
(Dusty goes for a gorilla press slam, but Rebel gets off of him and he gives him a single arm ddt.)
Pat Riot: What a counter by Rebel!
(Rebel tries to irish whip Dusty now, but Dusty blocks it, kicks him and gives him The Dustinator!)
Pat Riot: The Dustinator!!! You know what that means!
Johnny D: This isn't look good for Rebel.
(Dusty raises his arm in the air as the crowd cheers.)
Johnny D: What's he doing? Instead of wasting his time, he could finish off Rebel with The DustStorm.
Pat Riot: I have no idea.
Johnny D: I always knew Dusty was a big oaf.
(Dusty now goes for The DustStorm but Rebel gets off his shoulder and he rolls away.)
Johnny D: Ahhh, see what I mean? Dusty blew it and now he's gonna have to soften up Rebel again if he can.
(Dusty goes for a clothesline, but Rebel ducks and he dropkicks Rebel in the back causing him to drop down to his knees. Rebel now puts Dusty in a sleeper.)
Pat Riot: Theres the sleeper!! This could be it for Dusty!
Johnny D: Dusty's in big trouble here.
(Dusty starts to get up slowly as Rebel is now on his back. It looks like Dusty is going to give up but all of a suddenly, he becomes active and he starts to squish Rebel in the corner.)
Pat Riot: Look at this!
Johnny D:
Finally, Dusty does something productive.
Pat
Riot: Here comes BIG SHIT!!! He has a shovel!!!
Johnny D: OH MY GOD HE CLEARS The Crew out
The Rebel looks over at Big Shot
Dusty taps him on the shoulder
Dusty makes sure The Rebel can see him and he kicks him in the stomach and POWERBOMB!!!)
Johnny D: PIN! 1
Big Shot tries to interfere and hit The Rebel with the shovel but the ref stops him
Pat Riot: Here comes Dusty
no wait
The Rebel hits Dusty from behind with a dragon suplex
Ref: 1..2..
Johnny D: REVERSE!!!
Ref: 1
3!!!
Pat Riot: Dusty retains his title!!!
(The Rebel gets up quickly and runs through the audience with Big Shot on his heels with the shovel
The scene cuts to Pat Riot at the announcers desk without Johnny D
Pat Riot:
Right now, Johnny D has caught up with The Big Shot backstage.
Johnny
D: Yipee!
(The scene goes backstage where Johnny D is standing right next to TheBig Shot, who has the Hardcore title around his waist.)
Johnny D: Big Shot, tonight, you will defend that
Hardcore title against the number one contender, Doozer.
The Big
Shot:
It's been a long road, Johnny.
It's been a long road to winning this very Hardcore title, which lays right around my waist.
I went through a lot to win this. But now, I have the right to call myself... Hardcore champion. But now that I have the
belt, what do I do now? Hmmm..... I got it! Why don't I hold on to this belt the rest of my career! Yeah, why don't I become the most fightingist and longest reigning Hardcore champion of all-time?!
I already am the greatest hardcore wrestler the industry has ever seen. So right here at Doom Fights, I will start this next goal I have in front off all these Canadian peons and in front of all the other rejects watching this at
home!
Johnny D: What if The Crew gets involved?
The Big Shot: The who? Oh yeah, the
Losers club. Ever since the new DWF started, The Crew has been trying to hold me back.
They've went from kidnapping me, to surprising me with sneak attacks. But look where I am today; I am at the top of my game, with the precious Hardcore title by my side. And Crew, if you dare to get involved, if you dare stick your noses back in my business,
I will give each and everyone of you a very painful, Hardcore
Ass-Kicking! Just think of those consequences boys, because you certainly will pay them!
Johnny D: Big Shot, what are your thoughts on Doozer?
The Big Shot: Doozer,
Doozer, Doozer. How pathetic is this
guy? His name ryhmes with "loser," and besides the "r," it's a French number. Should I really worry? No. The only way Doozer can beat me is if..... well he can't beat me. There's no way you can beat such talent that I posses. Doozer, after our match is all said and done, you will not only know why I am the Icon of Icons. You will not only know why I am the Legend of Legends. But you willalso find out why I am theeee Most Hardcore Wrestlerrrrr..... EVER!
(Big Shot shoves Johnny D out of the way as he walks out of the scene.)
Pat Riot: Well, this is a huge semi-final match coming up. It squares off Doozer and The Big Shot. Johnny D:
Well, Doozer is just starting to get into this Hardcore wrestling style and The Big Shot has been wrestling with Hardcore rules for as long as he has been wrestling. Pat
Riot: That is true, but I
m sure that Doozer is going to go all out at The Big Shot because he has been waiting for this match for around a month now after winning his number one contendership match to the Hardcore Title. Johnny D: Yes, he won it on the same night that The Big Shot won the title. ("Big Shot" by Billy Joel plays and Big Shots video hits the DWF-tron as he makes his way down to the ring with a garbage can full of weapons and his Hardcore Title to get a hell of a lot of boos from the crowd.) Pat Riot:
Well, The Big Shot is down in the ring now and he is looking great. Wait
he is guarded by DWF
security! Johnny D: Yeah, he is looking the best that he has ever been in his career. Even with the guards. I guess their protecting him form "The Crew"?!?!? ( by Limp Bizkit plays as Doozer
s video plays on the DWF-tron and he makes his way down to the ring with a special Boston Red Sox Baseball Bat wrapped with Barbed Wire to get a huge pop from the crowd.) Pat Riot: Wow, what a reaction from the crowd for both of these two. Johnny D: Yeah, they both got the exact opposite reaction and both reactions were big. Pat Riot: It looks like the crowd is certainly on Doozer
s side, let
s see who
s side is on.
(The lights go out around the arena
for a minute
Johnny D: LOOK! Big Shot is layed out in the middle of the ring!!! (Doozer opens out the match with a huge hit with a garbage can lid right over the head of Big Shot. Big Shot gets right back up, but to be hit by the lid again. Big Shotgets up again, to be hit by the lid. Big Shotis still standing, but Doozer hits him again with the lid and Big SHot goes down again.) Pat Riot:
Wow, Big Shot is certainly getting quite the ass kicking by Doozer. Johnny
D: I couldn
t agree with you more on that one. But what affect did that lights going off and whatever happened to him alying in the middle of the ring do? Did they hit him with a bat or something? (Doozer picks a baseball bat up left in the middle of the ring.) Pat Riot:
Whoa, Doozer just drew the Big Shot
s blood by smashing his baseball bat wrapped with barbed wire right over his head. Johnny
D: That was intense. Big Shot will be lucky if he can get up. (Big Shot slowly gets up and low blows Doozer. Doozer is doubled over and Big Shot powerbombs him onto the garbage can lid. Big Shot picks Doozer and clotheslines him. Big Shot then goes to the outside of the ring and pulls out a table. He brings the table into the ring and Doozer is standing up.) Pat Riot: What is Big Shot going to do with that table? Johnny D: He is probably going to put him through it, moron. (Big Shot sets up the table, but Doozer quickly turns him around and picks him up in Military Press Position. Doozer then drops The Big Shot straight through the table.) Pat Riot: Well, it looks like Big Shot
s plan just blew up in his face. Johnny D: Thank you Captain Obvious. (Doozer whips The Big Shot into the ropes, but Big Shot reverses it and as Doozer bounces off the ropes and comes back, the Big Shot looks for a clothesline, but Doozer ducks under it, kicks Big Shot in the gut, and gives him The Green Monster.) Pat Riot:
Wow, Doozer just dished out his trademark move to the Big Shot.
Johnny
D: PIN!!!
Pat Riot: 1
3!!! PIN FOR DOOZER!!!
Johnny D: DOOZER IS THE NEW HARDCORE CHAMP!!! (The scene cuts Kinchs
locker room
Hardcore Kinch:
Yea, I got a little turvy there when the lights went out.
Doozer:
Yea, I thought it was someone comin after my ass.
Extremist: We got you homz. If anyone would
a touched you they would have to pay big time. Were the tightest homzs, and can
t no one stop that.
Doozer: But which one of us is gonna go for the Dream Title???
(The scene cuts from Kinchs
locker room to the parking garage in Winnipeg Stadium.)
Police Officer: Who did this?
(The Rebel is laying in the parking lot beat up, blood coming form his nose and his mouth.)
The Rebel: I don
t know. He had a mask on
but I think it is Extremist to tell ya the truth.
Police Officer: WHY him?
The Rebel: Please, let me be
go get him!
(The Rebel walks away limping as the police call over the system a warrant on extremists
arrest for assault.)
Johnny D: Now Pat is in the back
Jason Brawler is sitting in a room with Pat Riot for an interview.)
Pat Riot: Hi Jason. For all the viewers out there welcome to "Gettin' Down and
Dirty with the Brawler". I am Pat Riot for those of you who don't know and I
am doing an interview with Jason Brawler. Say hi to the folks out there Jason.
Jason Brawler: Hi folks.
Pat Riot: OK Jason. Let's start off with a question. What is up with you and Wes
Marshall?
Jason Brawler: Well what do you mean by that Pat?
Pat Riot: Well you seem to not like him very much from what my sources say. Jason Brawler: Well Pat for once your sources are right. I don't like the guy. Don't like his style and his attitude. Talks way too much stuff about me. And let me tell you one thing he better watch his damn back. The kid is cruisin' towards Beatdown City. I don't take shit from no one. Especially not some rookie ass punk like him.
Pat Riot: Wow strong words there Jason. Now how do you feel about the other man you faced in the Lightweight match? Lone Rebel?
Jason Brawler: Lone Rebel? The guy is great. Haven't met a nicer guy. We get along well and I hope to work more with him soon. If he ever needs someone to watch his back I am here.
Pat Riot: Alright that is a good thing I think. So Jason how do you think everyone else in DWF sees you?
Jason Brawler: As a slacker and a drugee. A loser who never works hard enough. But they also think I have no talent and that I kiss corporate ass. But the truth is I don't care what people think. I know I have a lot more talent then I am given credit for and I am highly underestimated. On Sunday whether I win or not I will prove that I can hack it with the big boys.
Pat Riot: Would you consider yourself a main eventer?
Jason Brawler: Main eventer? That's something alright. I guess I am now. Of course this will only be only my second main event match at a PPV in DWF. Last one was against Extremist and that was months ago. This title shot is well overdue if I do say so myself?
Pat Riot: You think it is pretty overdue?
Jason Brawler: Oh yes. I thought I was going to be facing Dazz and he is frickin retired now! What's up with that?
Pat Riot: I see. Now Jason what do you think of Cro?
Jason Brawler: Cro? He's arrogant. He's too confident. He cares nothing about others. He is also a great wrestler but he is too damn cocky.
Pat Riot: Do you think you can beat him?
Jason Brawler: I know I can. Depends on how hard I try. Cro is not unbeatable. No one is. And until he realizes that he will self destruct himself and his career.
Pat Riot: What is your match going to be like you think?
Jason Brawler: What is it going to be like? Intense. Tough. Bloody. And totally off the wall. Expect some crazy moves from me and probably at least SOME from
Cro. I don't deny the fact that he is an excellent wrestler.
Pat Riot: Does the fact that Jocco will be somewhere nearby disturb or distract
you?
Jason Brawler: No cuz I know right where he is then. I hope he gets in the ring after my match with Cro to try and do somethin and I will knock his happy ass out. He will get a taste of the leftovers of my Special Thanksgiving Weekend Can of Whoop-Ass that will be opened up on Cro. Don't worry about Jocco thanks to aluminum foil, the whoop ass I put on him will be fresh and bacteria-free.
Pat Riot: Someone has some strong opinions. Mr. Brawler do you think you will be the second Dream champion of the new DWF?
Jason Brawler: Oh most definetely. I will try hard as I can and do it all for the fans. I need to beat a guy like Cro who has no respect for anyone. He will get what he deserves
Pat Riot: There you have it folks. Straight from the horse's mouth. Jason Brawler has spoken and hopefully all of you have listened. Make sure you tune in to see Doom Fights, possibly the best PPV in the history of the DWF. Keep cool. Keep F'n.
Jason Brawler: And keep DWF'n!
(The scene cuts out of the interview with the challenge for the Dream Title.)
Pat Riot: Wow, this is it folks. This is the Main Event of the biggest PPV in DWF History!!! Jason Brawler challenges Cro for the Dream Championship!!!
I am so excited
As Doozer would say, I am just as excited as a homo in a boyscout camp. Johnny
D: Yes, this is going to be a great match here. Jason Brawler vs. Cro!!! It couldn
t get any better than that. Pat Riot: I know what you mean. But, what about that damn bb gun shooter? Johnny D: Yeah, he got a hold of Dazz earlier today and they duked it out a little. I wonder if he
s gonna show up at Cro
s match? Pat Riot:
Well, I hope he doesn
t come down and shoot Cro. That would just be a catastrophe.
(Jason Brawler
s music plays over the p. a. system as Jason Brawler makes his way down to the ring and his video plays on the DWF-tron.) Pat Riot:
Well, Jason Brawler is in the ring and ready for action and I can say truthfully that he has never looked better in his whole wrestling career. Johnny
D:
Man, Jason Brawler has never been in
shape, so now that he is I guess you are right. Pat Riot:
Come on, Jason has always been a truly great wrestler and always been in fine condition. Johnny
D: Whatever, you just trying to suck up to who could be the next Dream Champ. (Cro
s music hits the p. a. system and his video plays on the DWF-tron as he makes his way down to the ring and stares down Jason Brawler who stares right back.) Johnny D: Wow, this match is going to be full of action, look at them staring each other down. Pat Riot: This is going to be a very intense Dream Title match. Johnny D: Oh you are very correct there. (Cro turns around to taunt to the crowd and just when he turns around, he gets speared by Jason Brawler. Brawler picks him up quickly and whips him into the corner. Jason Brawler lifts Cro to the top rope. He signals for something, but is pushed all the way down to the mat by Cro. Cro then jumps off the top turnbuckle and connects with a devastating legdrop on Jason Brawler.) Pat Riot: Wow, what a legdrop from Cro. I don
t think that I
ve ever seen quite a legdrop with such intensity as Cro just did with that one. Johnny D:
That was one hell of a legdrop. But, Jason Brawler is still very much in this. Pat
Riot: That he is, that he is. (Cro picks up
Jason Brawler and whips him into the ropes, Jason bounces off the ropes and comes charging back at Cro to be power slammed. Cro picks up Jason Brawler again and kicks him in the
gut, and delivers a huge DDT.) Pat Riot: Cro is just dishing out a beating to Jason Brawler. Johnny D: Yeah, if this match keeps going like this then this will be the biggest crock of a main event ever. Pat Riot:
Don
t worry, Jason is still in it.
(Cro picks up Brawler and goes to whip him into the ropes, but he whips
Jason straight into the ref. The ref goes down to the mat and as Jason checks on the ref, Cro turns him
around, but to be kicked in the balls by Jason Brawler. Brawler then picks him up and puts him down for a big Spinebuster.) Pat Riot: Ha, what did I tell you? Johnny D: Yes, you told me correctly. Just like that, like a blink of an eye, Jason Brawler is back in this match. Pat Riot: Now it
s getting interesting. (Jason
Brawler picks up Cro and whips him into the ropes, Cro bounces off the ropes and charges back at Brawler to be clotheslined with authority. Brawler picks him up and body slams Cro back down to the mat. Jason Brawler picks up Cro and whips him into the corner. Jason Brawler then picks Cro up to the top rope and signals for something. Jason then delivers a Tornado DDT from the Top Rope to
Cro.) Johnny D:
Wow, Jason Brawler has really turned this match around. Pat
Riot: He sure has
just like I said he would
Johnny D: You got something in your throat. Pat Riot: No
Jason Brawler goes for the three count
Ref: on the ground
Cro starts to get up and low blows Jason on his way. Cro then power-bombs Jason Brawler hard to the mat. Cro gets the ref back to consciousness and goes for the count
Ref: 1
Kickout by Brawler. Cro goes over and argues with the ref about the slow count and as he does, Brawler comes up from behind and Back Drops
him.) Pat Riot: Wait!!! What is that???
Johnny D: WHAT THE HELL??? IT
S THE BB GUN SHOOTER!!!
Pat Riot: HE SEEMS LOCKED AND LOADED FOLKS
WHATS GONNA HAPPEN??
Johnny D: Security! GET OUT HERE!!!
(The BB Gun Shooter pauses
picks up a mic
BB Gun Man: Time to reveal myself, you f
n basterds!
(The BB Gun man starts to pull off his grocery bag off his head
Pat Riot: WAIT
that sounds like
like DAZZ!!!
Johnny D: ITS DAZZ!!!
Pat Riot:
OH MY GOD, DAZZ A FUTURE DWF HALL OF FAMER IS
BACK! HES BEEN THE BB GUN SHOOTER THIS WHOLE TIME!
Johnny D: He
s pulling the gun up and aiming. Cro doesn
t look scared!
(The BB GUN SHOOTER shoots Jason Brawler in the leg.)
Pat Riot: JASON IS DOWN!!! Cro goes to cover!!!
Ref: 1
3!!!!
Pat Riot: JASON HAS LOST HIS CHANCE!!! CRO WINS
BUT WAIT
THE BB GUN SHOOTER SHOOTS Cro in the arm as the security guards come out and capture Dazz at the top of the ramp.)
Johnny D: Were out of time!!! Kepp f'n
Pat Riot: And keep DWFfn!!! See you Sunday!
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