A computer-generated image of DWF appears as a low rumbling sound can be heard. Then suddenly the image explodes outward and fast-paced rock music begins to play, and a computer-generated image of the DWF appears in the distance in the background we see clips of various DWF stars, we see Mr. E, then Cro, followed by

Harding, Meklon and latest Hall of Famer... SSS. These last images fade into the interior of an
arena, thousands of screaming fans cheering on the commentators as the Pay Per View starts.
Jerry: Welcome to the Battle Clash Pay-Per-View! Tonight, we have 8 matches, and 7 of them are title defences!
Don: Yeah, and that's not all! 'The
Great Japanese Inferno' himself, Yojin
Musahiri, is the opening match tonight against Newbie Razor Blade!
(Suddenly JW rushes in to the Announcers table and puts on his headset.)
JW: Sorry to break your bubble, but Razor Blade phoned in a day or two ago saying that he Forfeits the match, therefore giving Yojin the victory but no penalty to Razor Blade, and both parties have agreed to this!
Jerry: All right then. How about we just go to the first title defense tonight then?

vs. Extremist vs. Donkey Goat - Novice Title
(All four men make their way to the ring, and climb to their respective turnbuckles, as the four way dance is about to start.)
JW: I think that Extremist is going to win this match tonight, because the only competition tonight is Dusty, and he is too retarded to know what the heck he is doing here!
Jerry:
Yeah, I agree with you on that
one, JW!
Don: My two!
(Suddenly, the match starts, with Extremist taking on Donkey Goat and Dusty taking on Ash Robinson. Extremist repeatedly punches Donkey Goat in the gut, making him keel over, while Dusty clotheslines Ash Robinson with a great burst of energy, and desire. He then starts kicking the downed Ash Robinson in the gut!)
JW: Good strategy by Dusty and Extremist tonight! Their going to take out the test dummies and then probably face each other off!
Don: QUITE ingenious, that is!
Jerry: Yeah, but do they think so?
(Suddenly , Dusty lifts Ash up in the air and powerbombs him out of the ring, and into the Guardrail!
Meanwhile, Extremist is about to Chokeslam Donkey
Goat, when Dusty puts his hand around Donkey Goat's neck! DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!)
JW: Well, the weaker part of the group is out of there!
Don: Yeah! Now it's down to the 'master of the duststorm' and Extreme Man to beat the crap out of each other!
(Suddenly, Dusty grabs Extremist by the throat and lifts him into the air! But Extremist kicks Dusty in the groin, and the giant wrestler falls to his knees, wheezing heavily as the Extremist smiles. He kicks Dusty right in the head!)
Don: What determination shown tonight by Extremist! He surely has gained the upper hand in this match!
JW: Yeah, but will he keep it so long? He appears to slowly getting tired!
(Extremist DDT's Dusty to the ground, and then races to the ropes! He jumps off the top rope! MOONSAULT! He goes for the pin to end the match!)
Ref: 1
3! (Bell rings)
Charisma: Your winner by Pinfall and STILL Novice Champion, Extremist!
(Suddenly, Extremist hands his belt over to Dusty, and raises his arm!)
JW: Looks like we got ourselves a NEW Novice Champion after all!
Thalia the Heartbreaker vs. Mystery Opponent - Women's Title - Special Ref: May Hem Don: Yeah, well we have Thalia and a Mystery Opponent going at it with May Hem as the special referee to 'break it even'.
JW:
Gee, I wonder who the mystery opponent can be
Suddenly, Thalia, the current Women's Champion makes her way down the ramp and into the ring, as the crowds cheer her on. Suddenly, a familiar theme plays as the Mystery Opponent makes her way to the ring. It is
CHARISMA!)
Don: OH MY GOD! CHARISMA! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
JW: She signed the match, and I think she has the skills to beat down 'poor' Thalia.
(Suddenly, as Charisma race to the ring, and Thalia smacks her to the ground as she tries to get her. Thalia laughs and grabs Charisma by the hair! Thalia then throws her into the ring, and climbs in.)
Jerry: Charisma getting a thrashing here at Battle Clash tonight!
(While Weeping slowly) Don: No
CHARISMA!
(Thalia picks up her opponent suplexs her to the ring! Charisma grabs her back, at the agony of the attack. But as Thalia reaches down to pick up Charisma again, she meets Charisma's foot and stumbles back, holding her face as Charisma gets up. The crowd begins to errupts as Whisper comes out to the ring. She begins to run in to her match a little late when Andrea attacks her frmo behind. Andrea drags whisper tot he back. )
Don: YEAH! GO CHARISMA! YEAH! GO ANDREA! YEAH!
JW: Gee,
Jerry, I think
it's only you and me who are going to commentate on this match, ehh? What are you the fricken cheerleader?
Jerry:
I guess so, JW.
(Charisma starts to beat down on Thalia, and even chokes her, but May Hem lets it slide, as she anyway has a vendetta to settle with
Thalia as a result of this match. Then , Charisma sets Thalia up on the
turnbuckle.)
Don: GO CHARISMA!
JW: Charisma with a strong lead, mostly due to the fact of May Hem's malevolent intent on 'settling the score' against Thalia the Heartbreaker!
Jerry: Yeah, but if Thalia doesn't pull through this, she might get hurt, BAD.
(As
Charisma climbs up the turnbuckle, Thalia shoves her
off!
But as Thalia prepares to splash on Charisma, May Hem hits a
rope, and Thalia falls to the turnbuckle! Then, as
Thalia lies in pain on the turnbuckle, May Hem gets Charisma
up, and Charisma does the move efficiently this time, and goes for the pin!)
May Hem (Quickly Counting): 1..2..3! (Bell Rings)
(Charisma gets up and takes the belt. When Thalia attempts to get up, she hits Thalia in the head with the belt, and she falls back into unconciousness.
Then, Charisma takes a
mike.)
Charisma:
Your winner, AND new
Women's Champion, ME, CHARISMA!
Don: What a great fight by Charisma and Thalia tonight!
JW: I think that cheating doesn't constitute a 'great match'.
Don: OH SHUT UP!
The Emindee Connection (Mike Robinson and Doozer) vs. Big Shot and Ice Porsche - Tag Team Championships
(The Emindee Connection, composed of Mike Robinson and Doozer, make their way to the ring, showing off the Tag-Team belts. Then, they give it to the ref, and then the theme for Big Shot and Ice Porsche's team plays, as only The Big Shot is seen!)
JW: Where the hell is Ice Porsche?!
(Suddenly , the Dream-Tron shows Ice Porsche sitting nervously at the office of JW, and JW gets infuriated)
JW: WHAT?! HE'S MISSING HIS MATCH BECAUSE OF ME?! I'LL GET THAT LITTLE
JW gets up, and heads to the outside of the Arena from a side exit , while Big Shot enters the ring, alone, to face The Emindee Connection in a Handicap title match! Doozer starts it off with a kick to the gut, and then tosses him to the ropes!)
Don: What a nice opening by Doozer, and Big Shot is ALREADY in danger!
Jerry: Yeah, but remember the fact that Doozer has more skills than Big Shot, so I guess you can call this unfair!
Don: Yeah!
(Suddenly Big Shot start to punch Doozer back into the ropes, but he comes close to Mike, who punches him from behind, and Big Shot stumbles around in pain! Then Doozer lifts him up and suplexs him!
Then , Doozer rushes to the
ropes!)
Jerry: I wonder what he's doing
Suddenly, the Dream-Tron opens again, and JW is seen yelling at Ice Porsche to get back into the ring. Then, he calls two security officers and they literally start dragging him back
Don: What a weak fool! Big Shot has A LOT more guts than he does!
Jerry: Yeah, but look what Doozer and Mike Robinson are doing to him!
(Doozer then does a somersault from the top rope , which turns into a leg drop!)
Jerry: THE PESKY POLL! Doozer's Finisher! Doozer brings in his partner Mike, and they deal a DOUBLE CHOKESLAM, and Mike goes for the pin!
Ref: 1
3! (Bell Rings)
Charisma:
Your winners, AND still
Tag-Team
Champions, The Emindee
Connection!
(Suddenly, Ice Porsche is seen being dragged in by the ramp, and then Big Shot gets up and starts yelling at his partner for leaving him there to 'die'. Then, they leave the Arena in shame, as JW comes back.)
JW: That idiot didn't know there was a fight, at least that's what he claims.
Don: He's a moron. Don't listen to him.
Jerry: Yeah.
JW: All right! On to the next Match!
Extremist vs. Genecide vs.

- People's Title - Ladder Match
(The four wrestlers go into the arena when their intros come up, and climb into the ring, heading into their respective turnbuckles, as the Ladder is left in the center of the ring. Then, the 4 men engage each other!)
JW: This should be a GREAT match! We have 4 of the better and more experienced wrestlers here in the ring right now, and that will prove to be a plus in this case!
Jerry: Yeah, but who will win?
(Suddenly, Kyle Kalligan spears Genecide as Extremist starts hitting Snow Slash with blows , and then Genecide flies out of the ring from the impact of the spear.)
Jerry: Gee. Kyle Kalligan seems to have A LOT of pented energy on him, and that seemed to have released some of it!
Don: Yeah, and using that ladder should free up some more of his energy!
(Kyle reaches for the ladder, and smacks the ladder on Snow Slash instead of his intended target, Extremist! Snow Slash falls to the ground, and Kyle is surprised to see a fist hitting the ladder, which in turn hits him!)
JW: Ouch! That's got to hurt!
Don: Yeah, and here comes GENECIDE!
(While Extremist looks around as Genecide suddenly grabs him from behind! Doozer suddenly races to the ring while the ref isn't looking, and hits him from behind, knocking him out! Then, he smacks the chair at Extremist, but hits Genecide instead! Genecide falls, and Extremist is ordered to climb the ladder to the belt, which he starts to do, as Doozer wakes up the ref. Once Extremist grabs the belt, the bell rings.)
Charisma: Your winner and new People's Champion, Extremist!
(As Extremist climbs down, he starts to hand Doozer the belt, but then pelts Doozer with it instead! Then, he tosses the belt to Genecide and shakes his hand.)
JW: What the heck just happened?!
Jerry: I think Genecide just was made a champion!

- Hardcore Title
(Jason Brawler and Cro both make their way to the ring. Jason Brawler carries a Kendo Stick (Singapore Cane) while Cro carries a Barbwire Baseball Bat! They enter the ring, and as the bell rings, they are literally at each others throats!)
Jerry: This is going to get Bloody soon, folks!
Don: Yeah! Cro likes to make others bleed!
(Suddenly, Cro smacks his bat over Brawler's head, and he starts to bleed profusely, as Brawler uses his Kendo Stick to bash Cro right in the stomach! Cro stumbles around, holding his stomach, as he stumbles away.
Then, Brawler hits him in the
back, and he falls to the ground.)
Don: What fortitude by both opponents tonight! Brawler took a painful licking and just kept on ticking! I think he might be up soon for the Hall of Fame if he keeps this up!
Jerry: Yeah, but so can Cro!
(Cro is then clotheslined into the ropes, and falls to the ground. Brawler goes for a quick pin!)
Ref: 1
Kick out by Cro!)
JW: Wow! Cro managed to get out of the pin! I wonder how he did, though.
Don: What do you mean? He's THAT DAMN GOOD!
(Cro low blows
Brawler and Brawler falls to the ground. Then, Cro picks him
up, and flips him over his shoulder!
Then, Cro walks over to Brawler and kicks him swiftly in the
abdomen!)
JW:
If Cro doesn't have mercy tonight, Brawler may not make it through this
match!
Don: Yeah, but I'm not going to try to tell him to stop!
(Cro then runs to the Kendo Stick and picks it up. He then thwacks Brawler several times before covering him for a pin!)
Ref: 1
Kick out by Brawler!)
(Brawler gets up slowly and attempts to kick Cro, but Cro grabs his leg and trips him!
Then, Cro races towards the
ropes, and runs up the ropes! Top Rope Moonsault! Cro then flies and covers Brawler!)
Ref: 1
Reversal by Brawler)
Ref: 1
Reversal by Cro)
Ref: 1
3! (Bell Rings)
Charisma:
Your winner by Pinfall, AND new Hardcore
Champion, Cro!
(Cro collects the belt, and then heads out of the Arena alongside Jocco, who had the Light Weight Belt on his shoulder. Meanwhile, EMT's raced in to tend to the weakened Jason Brawler)
JW: What a fantastic battle of skills shown tonight by Jason Brawler and Cro! I hope that the two co-main events prove to be just as or even more interesting!

vs. Extremist - US Title
(Before the EMT's can carry Brawler away, he gets off the gurney! He then limps to the ring, for his next
Title Match against Extremist and Jack Harding for the US Title Belt. Then, Extremist and Jack Harding race to the ring as Brawler is prepared.
Then, the bell rings, and the fight goes off!)
JW: Well, we will hopefully see a new US Champ, considering the fact that Extremist won the last two matches , and I FINALLY want to see him lose some gold!
Don: Oh shut up, will you? I don't want anything negative said about Extremist, considering the fact that he is one of the most hardcore, extreme wrestlers we've had here for a while.
(Then, Extremist opens up with a flurry of punches and kicks to Jack Harding , hoping to slow the former Dream Champ down, but this move only infuriates the man even more, because when he gets the chance, he elbows Extremist in the stomach!)
Jerry: Wow! Jack Harding getting into his old groove, and Extremist seems like a lost cause In that aspect!
Don: Yeah, but will Jack Harding be able to hold on this position that much?
(As
Jack Harding continues to hit Extremist, Jason Brawler climbs a turnbuckle and
splash's off, hitting Harding from behind!
Then, Jason starts punching Harding in the back and
head!)
JW: Nice move by Brawler, and Harding was caught off guard!
Gee, I wonder if he might be the next US champ.
Jerry: Probably not. He couldn't even hold on to the Hardcore belt against Cro.
(Extremist kicks Brawler in the head, and clotheslines a woozy Jack Harding as 'Twinkie! Twinkie! Twinkie!' is said by the audience, referencing to
Jack Harding's obsession with Twinkies and how Don started it. Then, Extremist goes for the
pin!)
Ref: 1
3! (Bell Rings)
Charisma: Your 1st Pinfall winner and still US Champion is Extremist!
(After
Charisma announces that , Extremist starts to rush at Jason
Brawler, but Brawler gets out of the way at the last second, and Extremist falls out of the ring! Brawler laughs and climbs the turnbuckle. Then, he performs a frog splash onto a slowly rising Extremist , who hits the Guardrail with the back of his head, cracking his skull as the Ref starts the count out.)
Ref: 1
JW: What great competitive action shown tonight by BOTH the Extremist and Jason Brawler, both of whom SHOULD be tired or too injured because their first matches!
Don: Yeah, but here they are, ready to continue to put up a good show for everyone here at the BattleClash PPV!
Ref: 2
As Extremist is bleeding profusely, Jason Brawler picks
him, and does a back-breaker on Extremist! Then, he decides that this would be the best time to do a Pin!)
Ref: 1
3! (Bell Rings)
Charisma: Your #1
Contender for the US Title, Jason
Brawler!
JW: What a dangerous contest between these two superstars tonight! I hope we can see them again in action VERY SOON!
Don: Yeah, but I doubt it.
Dazz vs. Aleister Crowley - Dream Championship
(Dazz makes his way to the ring, and waits for AC's arrival, knowing he was attacked by Big Shot.)
JW: I don't think that AC will be making it to the ring tonight, considering the level of damage he got by Big Shot's attack on him
Don:
Yeah, I suppose your right
Suddenly, fire works go off as AC makes his way down the ramp, and rushes into the ring. Dazz is shocked at first, and then clothesline's AC as he gets into there. Everyone goes nuts at the fact AC has returned , in full health at that!)
Jerry: WOW! AC has returned to active duty tonight here at the BattleClash PPV!
JW: Yeah, he seems to be fit, and ready to face his demons.
(Suddenly , AC gets back with series of punches of kick , leading Dazz to the ropes!
Then, AC spears Dazz to the outside of the
ring, as the Ref begins the Count Out!)
Ref: 1
Don: Yeah!
AC seems to be fully of energy that he is tapping to defeat his foe, Dazz
'The Warrior of Evil'! I wonder how Dazz will make it through this?
JW: Perhaps ANOTHER interference?
(All 3 commentators laugh, just as
Dazz and AC begisn hitting each other. Then, AC Russian Leg Sweeps Dazz into a
DDT!)
Ref: 2
Jerry: An amazing match outside of the ring between Dazz and AC! AC seems to be getting the edge, and may even attempt to pin!
JW:
Now don't give AC any ideas out there. Hehe
Suddenly , Aleister does attempt a pinfall
outside)
Ref: 1
Kick out by Dazz)
Ref: 3
Dazz gets up , and low blows AC! Then , he tosses him straight into the guardrail, busting his face open!)
Ref: 4
Don: Fantastic show of bravado by Dazz and AC! The fans know this is a great match!
Jerry: Kick arse match! YEAH!
Ref: 5
Dazz puts AC into the air and suplexs him onto the mat. Then, he picks up AC over his head and Powerbombs him on the canvas! Then , he climbs back into the ring.)
Ref: 6
10! (Bell Rings)
Charisma:
Your winner by Count Out, AND still Dream
Champion, Dazz 'The Warrior of Evil'!
(Suddenly , Dazz and AC unveil two t-shirts that say 'Brain Trust' on the front. But on the back of AC's it says 'I'm with Stupid'.)
Don: Wow! What a great match! HAHA! 'I'm with Stupid'!
JW: Well, folks, we just want to say
Jerry: Keep Wrestlin'
Don: Keep F'n
JW: AND KEEP DWF'N!
(PPV ends)
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