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Scene fades from the credits of a hit television show Babe-Watch to the intro movie of the Dream Wrestling Federation. A huge picture of the Dream Championship is the focus of the intro, the belt fades into the past events.
Wolf, Jack the Poser
Harding, Da American Luchador,
Nas, Andy Superstar
Sweeney, Dazz, POW,
Source, Aleister
Crowley, Hells Army, SSS,
Bob, Rahszhul and many others pass in front of the screen. Suddenly a hand burns through the past footage and it is Cro winning the Dream Title and Jason Brawler in a match. The Letters
D---W----F pass across the screen and the scene cuts to the ring. The camera now goes all over the crowd as everyone goes crazy and holds up their signs in anticipation for The Dream Rumble! The scene then goes to the announce table where Johnny D and Pat Riot are seated.) Pat Riot: DREAM RUMBLE 2001 IS HERE!! Folks, welcome to Denver Colorado in the Mile High Stadium, where the stands are filled with 76,000 plus screaming DWF fans! Johnny D:
Pat, I
ve been looking forward to the Dream Rumble for a
while! Besides being one of the most important, the Dream Rumble is one of the most exciting events to watch! THIS IS GONNA BE UNBELIEVABLE! (Suddenly, "Crush Em" by Megadeth starts to play as Yojin comes out from the back to a huge ovation from the crowd!) Pat Riot: IT
S YOJIN! What a way to kick off Dream Rumble 2001 and we haven
t even gotten to the actual rumble match! Johnny D: WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE, PAT?! Big Shot put him in the hospital back in December and Yojin
s not even in the rumble! This is insane! (Yojin now goes to the announce table, takes a seat, and puts on a headset.) Johnny D: What the hell are you doing here?! Yojin: Can
t a man guest commentate? Not only am I gonna enjoy watching the Dream Rumble but also some blood and extreme wrestling! Pat Riot: Well with all due respect Yojin, this is a rumble so I don
t think you
ll be seeing much of that. Johnny D: Hey, you
re not out here to screw Big Shot are you? Yojin:
Of course not, I can kick his ass any time I want to. I
m just here to kick
back, guest commentate, and enjoy Dream Rumble 2001! Pat Riot: Well before we get to the Dream Rumble, it must noted that
Hardcore Kinch will be unable to participate in the Dream Rumble after a sadistic attack orchestrated by his former best friend, The
Extremist, earlier in the day. (The scene shifts to something that attack earlier in the day. Extremist attacked Hardcore Kinch in the parking lot area and hit him with a bat. He then executed a move he calls The Crossfire right on to the cement floor! Extremist left with an eveil smile on his face leaving Kinch in a pool of blood on the ground.) Yojin: That was awesome! Pat Riot: It was a sick attack and now Hardcore Kinch will be unable to participate in the Rumble. Yojin: As long as there is blood and stuff, then I
m okay with it. Pat Riot: But the question is why would Extremist turn on his now, former best friend? Johnny D: Well Extremist made a smart decision. What would you do if you had a loser, like Hardcore Kinch, as a friend? [Laughs] Yojin: I guess that explains why you have no friends. [Laughs] Johnny D:
Now wait a minute, I
m the only guy with the jokes at this announcer
s table.
Yojin: What? Was I telling the truth? [Laughs] Pat Riot:
That was pretty good, Yojin.
Anyway, just before we start with the Dream Rumble, here is a video clip of who the fans think is going to win this years Dream Wrestling Federation
s Dream Rumble. (A video package airs featuring several different fans opinions.
Most pick The Extremist to win while others pick Big Shot, Caged
Explosion,
Scott Lavigne, Chainz and some of the other top stars in the Dream Wrestling
Federation.) Pat Riot: Now that we are done with the pre-match festivities, let
s go down to Jason Karso, who might I add is filling in for Charisma. Darren gave Charisma the night off tonight and Jason will explain the rules of the Dream Rumble. Johnny D: Darren really is a nice guy. Maybe he can give me two weeks off so I don
t have to sit here with you. [Laughs] Yojin: You got horrible jokes. Pat Riot:
Anyway, I think we all know what Darren and Charisma will be doing tonight. Johnny
D: Yeah, watching the Dream Rumble. Pat Riot: Maybe a little more than that. Anyway, let
s now go down to our ring announcer! Jason Karso: Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Dream Rumble 2001! The rules for the Dream Rumble are simple. The match will start with two wrestlers and another wrestler will enter from the back every two minutes. Each wrestler will know when to come down because of the number they picked in the draw earlier in the day. To be eliminated, you must be thrown over the top rope and both feet must touch the floor. The match ends when there is one person left and they will be crowned the new Dream champion. The second to last person will gain the number one contendership of the Dream title. Now that you know the rules, let
s begin Dream Rumble 2001! ("Tale a Look Around" by Limp Bizkit plays as Dusty walks out from the back and to the ring to a big pop from the crowd.) Pat Riot: Dusty has the bad luck tonight since he has drawn number one! Yojin: What a shame. This guy is as big as a house and he had to draw number one. If he got a late number, he could
ve won this thing. Pat Riot: Dusty may have number one here, but he can still last pretty long. He
s 497 pounds, the biggest guy in the entire Rumble out of all fifty participants, and should be tough to eliminate. ("Sexy Girl" plays as

Michaels now walks down the ramp and slides into the ring.) Johnny D: [Laughing] Look at this! Now what
s that retard Dusty going to do? He
s in alone against a woman and you can
t hit a woman. This is great, Pat! Yojin: The big guy is in big trouble here. (Dusty looks confused at what to do as

Michaels approaches him.) Johnny D: And that idiot Dusty has two personalities. Which one will succeed tonight? (Missy slaps Dusty right in the face as a look of anger now appears on Dusty
s face.) Yojin. Woah! (Dusty now headbutts Missy, sending her to the ground. He now picks her up and eliminates her!) Pat Riot: Oh my! It looks like Dusty doesn
t care who he takes care of, just as long as he wins this Dream Rumble. Johnny D: Can you believe he just did that?! You can
t hit a woman! He should be fined for that. Pat Riot: Well what else could he have done? He wants to be Dream Champion badly, just like everyone else, so he
ll do anything to accomplish that. Yojin: And Dusty still has a few seconds to be in the ring alone. Crowd: 5......4.....3....2.....1.... (The buzzer sounds and "Man in the Box" by Alice in Chains plays as Pat Walsh comes running to the ring to some boos from the crowd.) Pat Riot:
Number three is Canadian Clan member, Pat
Walsh! Yojin: If he wants to survive, he better hope some of his partners come out sooner or later. (Pat enters the ring where he is met by hard axe handles from Dusty. Dusty irish whips him off the ropes and delivers a hard clothesline. Pat tries to crawl away but is dragged back to the center of the ring and then receives an elbow drop right to sternum!) Johnny D: Oh man! Pat Riot: Pat will be feeling the effects of that one for a while. (Dusty takes his time as he picks up Pat Walsh. He easily delivers a one handed bodyslam before now attempting to eliminate him.) Pat Riot: This could be the end of Pat Walsh right here! Johnny D: He better hope that this next wrestler coming down in a few seconds will help him. Crowd: 5.....4.....3.....2.....1.... (The buzzer goes off as Mr. Job races down the ramp.) Johnny D: Look who it is, our favorite jobber, Mr. Job! Yojin: Just imagine if this guy became Dream Champion. If he did, the name of the Dream Wrestling Federation should be changed to the Nightmare Wrestling Federation, heh. (Mr.
Job enters the ring and as Dusty is about to get rid of Pat Walsh, Job hits him with several punches to the back
area, but they have no affect. Dusty turns around, grabs Mr. Job by the throat and chokeslams him!) Pat Riot: Big mistake by Mr. Job there! Yojin: Is he an idiot? You don
t get in the face of a big man like Dusty. (Dusty now picks up Mr. Job and tosses him over the top rope and on to the outside, thus being an elimination!) Pat Riot: And there goes Mr. Job. (Just after
Dusty eliminates Mr. Job, Pat Walsh delivers a low blow and follows up with forearms right to the
face.) Johnny D: Pat, as I said last week on Sunday Night Slaughter, a shot to the groin area will take anyone down. Pat Walsh just proved my point there. Yojin: That will even affect me. (Pat now gets Dusty in the corner and tries lifting his feet up, but Dusty just kicks him down.) Crowd: 5....4......3.....2.....1.... Pat Riot: Who will number five be? (The buzzer is heard and "O
Canada" plays as Mike Robinson comes running to the ring.) Pat Riot:
What luck. Here comes Pat Walsh
s partner in the Canadian Clan and Extreme Champion, Mike
Robinson! Yojin: You may call Pat Walsh the luckiest guy in the rumble. (As soon as Mike enters the ring, he goes after Dusty. Pat Walsh gets up and he helps Mike double team Dusty.) Johnny D: There
s some good strategy. Double team the big man, get him out, and you won
t have to worry about another big man. (Mike and Pat irish whip Dusty off the ropes and give him a double elbow, bringing him down to one knee. They now exchange right hands right to the face of Dusty.) Pat Riot: Whatever happened to the term "Every man for himself?"

Yojin: You moron, wouldn
t you want the biggest guy in the rumble to be out of there? Johnny D: [Laughing] I
ve always wanted someone else to finally tell Pat that he is a moron! Yojin: Hey, your dumber than he is you dumbass. [Laughs] (Despite being double-teamed, Dusty starts to make it back to his feet. He now grabs on to both Pat Walsh
s and Mike Robinson
s throat, and attempts a double chokeslam, but Mike delivers a scrape to the eyes. They then knock down Dusty with a double clothesline when the crowd
s countdown to the next wrestler begins.) Crowd: 5.....4....3.....2....1..... (The buzzer goes off and out from the back comes Prime Time!) Pat Riot: Wait a minute, it
s Prime Time! He must have been one of the mystery wrestlers! Johnny D:
Hey Yojin, I know you wrestled at the
time, of Prime Time, heh. Anyway, what did you think of this guy? Yojin: Prime Time has always been a cocky fool. Let
s see if he for once can get the job done. (Prime
Time enters the ring and helps the two Canadian Clan members work on Dusty. They now get him in the corner and try to eliminate him. Moments later, Dusty kicks Prime Time
away, headbutts Pat Walsh, and then clotheslines Mike Robinson.) Pat Riot: Dusty is on a tear here! Johnny D: Not even three guys could eliminate him! (Prime Time gets up but receives a big boot right to the face from Dusty. Pat Walsh jumps on Dusty
s back, but is squashed in the corner shortly after. Mike Robinson is successful though as he dives right into the legs of Dusty. The three men now start to work on the right leg of Dusty when another countdown from the crowd begins.) Crowd: 5.....4.......3.......2.......1... (The buzzer goes off!) Pat Riot: Oh! Here comes someone who someone might think would win this thing! Johnny D: Ya, someone stoned... Pat Riot: I was about to say that! (And here comes Russian Rat to a mixed reaction.) Yojin: Russian Rat
s here?? I didn
t think the wrestlers in this rumble could get any worse than Mr. Job, heh. Looks like not much people remember him. (Russian Rat helps Walsh, Robinson, and Prime Time work on the right leg of Dusty. Rat watches as Robinson and Walsh hold out Dusty
s right leg and Prime Time drops a knee on it. Russian Rat now starts to nail Dusty with several kicks.) Pat Riot: Dusty is being quadrupled team here! I
ve never seen anything like this in my entire career of journalism! Johnny D: Does Dusty even have any allies in this Rumble? Pat Riot: If he does, the odds are high for one of them to come out. Yojin: You guys gotta learn about Rumble that it
s all the luck of the draw. And Dusty has horrible luck this year. (The four men now put Dusty against the ropes and attempt to eliminate him now.) Pat Riot: This may be all for Dusty! (Soon after, Walsh,
Robinson, Prime
Time, and Russian Rat get Dusty over the top rope, eliminating him!) Pat Riot: Dusty
s gone! They got him over! Yojin: Maybe the big man will win it next year. Johnny D: But look in the ring. Everyone that eliminated him is down and out! (All four men currently in the ring are now down just after eliminating Dusty. The crowd now begins yet another countdown.) Johnny D: The man who
s next has a great opportunity. Crowd: 5.....4......3.....2......1..... (The bell once again goes off and Roger Horn comes running out from the back. He quickly takes advantage by going after Russian Rat and starts with a shoulder breaker.) Johnny D: Roger Horn
s picking some easy prey here. (Mike Robinson and Pat Walsh get up and they start to double team Prime Time in the corner. They irish whip him in the opposite corner, and Walsh attempts, but receives a boot to the face from Prime Time. When Prime Time gets out of the corner, he receives a hard clothesline from Mike Robinson.) Pat Riot: What a clothesline from the DWF Extreme Champion! Johnny D: Not only is he extreme in extreme matches but also in rumbles. (Roger Horn grabs Russian Rat by the hair and tosses him over the top rope!) Pat Riot: Russian Rat has been eliminated! Johnny D: There goes one of my top picks. [Laughs] (After eliminating
Russian Rat, Roger Horn goes after Mike Robinson and knocks him down with a dropkick. Pat Walsh tries to
help, but receives a bulldog from Prime Time as a countdown for the next guy begins.) Pat Riot: Folks, we are now approaching number nine! Crowd: 5.....4....3.....2....1..... (The bell is heard and Kamikaze Kid walks out from the back and then runs down the aisle.) Yojin: Who the hell is this freak? Pat Riot: Kamikaze Kid. He
s making a guest appearance here in the Dream Rumble. (Kamikaze
Kid slides into the ring and goes after Roger Horn. He takes down Roger with a two-legged takedown and then follows up with punches. Meanwhile, Pat Walsh has gotten up and he attacks Prime Time from behind. He and Mike now execute a double
suplex.) Johnny D: It certainly does pay off to have an ally in the rumble. (Pat and Mike now attempt to eliminate Prime Time, but Prime Time kicks Mike away and then starts to brawl with Pat Walsh. Pat goes for a clothesline, but Prime Time ducks and backbody drops him over the top rope! Prime Time looks down at Pat now on the outside, but from behind, Mike Robinsone clotheslines him over the top!) Pat Riot: Two eliminations! Pat Walsh and Prime Time are gone! Yojin: Prime Time certainly wasn
t at his prime tonight. (As
Kamikaze Kid and Roger Horn exchange punches, Mike Robinson attacks both of them from behind. He executes a gut wrench suplex on Roger
Horn, and then nails Kamikaze Kid with kicks to the rib area.) Johnny D: Now that
s our Extreme champion. He
s kickin
some ass tonight! Yojin: Just imagine if I was in there. I
d be dominating everyone! (Mike works on both men as the crowd starts another countdown.) Crowd: 5.....4.....3.....2.....1... (The buzzer goes off and Don Havone comes running to the ring!) Pat Riot:
The head of DWF Unlimited, Don
Havone, is in there now. Johnny D:
He
s not even a wrestler, Pat. He
ll get destroyed in
there, especially by the Extreme champion. (Don Havone cautiously walks up the steel steps as Mike watches his every move. As soon as he enters the ring, he is met with hard punches from Mike, and then a ddt.
Meanwhile, Roger Horn takes the upper hand over Kamikaze Kid with a
piledriver, and then follows up with a well done double underhook suplex.) Pat Riot: Nice double underhook suplex there by Roger Horn. (On the other side of the ring, Mike stomping away on Don Havone. He now picks him up and tosses him over the top rope.) Pat Riot: There goes Don Havone! Yojin: Not only was he beaten badly, but he got eliminated pretty quickly. (Mike Robinson now attempts a right hand to Roger Horn, but Horn blocks it and strikes Mike with a punch of his own. Horn irish whips Mike into the corner and then follows up with a ram. He now tries to eliminate him.) Pat Riot: Roger Horn
s looking to get rid of Mike Robinson here. Johnny D: I don
t think he can do it by himself. (Kamikaze Kid gets up and attacks Roger Horn from behind just as he attempting to eliminate Mike Robinson.) Yojin: That was a stupid move. Mike
s the top guy in there now so why not eliminate him? Crowd: 5.....4.....3.....2.....1... Pat Riot: Who will number eleven be? (The buzzer goes off once again and "A Place for my Head" by Linkin Park plays as the rookie, Blade, comes running to the ring.) Pat Riot: Here comes Blade who is making his debut here. (Blade slides into the ring and attacks Mike Robinson with hard chops to the chest.) Johnny D: Seems like Blade wants to make himself present to the Extreme Champion. Yojin: That
s not a bad move for a rookie. (At the adjacent corner, Roger Horn is attempting to eliminate Kamikaze Kid, but the attempt is broken up by Blade. Blade now takes Roger Horn by the hair and sends him over the top rope!) Pat Riot: There goes Roger Horn! (Blade now goes to work on Kamikaze Kid, who is down in the corner. He now starts to choke him but Mike Robinson breaks that up and gives Blade a back suplex.) Pat Riot: We
re heading on number twelve now! Crowd: 5....4....3....2....1.. (The buzzer goes off and Big Daddy Long Legs runs to the ring.) Yojin: BDLL
s here? Pat Riot: It looks like it. Johnny D: What
s wrong with BDLL? He almost won the Lightweight title at one point I think. Yojin: You
ll have to ask his buddy Don Havone on that one. (BDLL gets in the ring , but quickly receives a drop toehold from Mike Robinson. Mike gets him in a hammer lock, but BDLL counters it into a fireman
s carry. Mike gets up quicky but receives an arm drag from BDLL.) Johnny D: Look at BDLL here! This guy could become Dream Champion! (BDLL starts celebrating, but Mike gets up and knocks him down from behind.) Yojin: BDLL actually had the advantage. But did he have to blow it by celebrating? (Meanwhile, Kamikaze Kid and Blade are exchanging punches. KK gets him in a headlock, but Blade irish whips him into the corner from that position and he follows up with a monkey flip.) Pat Riot: Blade has been doing pretty good so far. (Blade now attempts to eliminate Kamikaze Kid, but Mike breaks up the attempt. He throws Blade back and eliminates Kamikaze Kid himself.) Pat Riot: There goes Kamikaze Kid! Johnny D: I think Mike just wanted credit for that elimination, heh. (Mike now runs at Blade, but receives a hip toss as the crowd starts a countdown.) Crowd: 5.....4.....3.....2....1.... (The buzzer is heard by all and "Guerilla Warfare" by Rage Against The Machine plays as Zorath comes running to the ring.) Pat Riot: Here comes Zorath who is another DWF rookie making his debut in this Dream Rumble. Johnny D: Hey, is that the guy from Space Ghost? No wait, that
s Zorac. (Zorath slides into the ring and starts to brawl with BDLL. BDLL attempts to irish whip him into the corner, but Zorath reverses it and BDLL ends up going into the buckle, stomach first!
Meanwhile, Blade is still working on Mike Robinson. He performs a knee
lift, sending Mike right to the ground. Blade now tries to eliminate him, but Mike kicks him away.) Pat Riot: Mike just barely survives there. Johnny D: The Extreme Champion was the fifth guy in there so he
s tiring out. He needs a breather or something. (Zorath starts nailing BDLL with punches now, and then follows up with a spine buster. Blade joins in this brawl as he attacks Zorath. BDLL gets up and he helps Blade work on Zorath in the corner as Mike Robinson just looks on, resting.) Pat Riot: We are now approaching number fourteen! Crowd: 5....4.....3.....2....1... (The buzzer goes off and "Guerilla Warfare" by Rage Against the Machine plays as "The Greatness"

Garrett Kett starts running to the ring to boos from the crowd.) Pat Riot: There
s an old familiar face. Garrett Kett is making his re-debut here. Johnny D: He
s the Greatness, Pat, heh. (Garrett goes into the ring and goes after
Mike Robinson. Robinson fights him off though with an arm bar takedown after an attempted clothesline. Meanwhile, Zorath is fighting back against BDLL and Blade. He nails Blade with a
dropkick, and then nails BDLL with a hard right hand, sending him over the top rope.) Johnny D: Big Daddy Long Legs is outta here. (Blade knocks down Zorath with a clothesline and then gets in the brawl between Robinson and Kett. Robinson and Kett decide to double team Blade though and they now attempt to eliminate him.) Yojin: Bad move by Blade. You don
t enter a brawl between two other guys like that. (Zorath gets up and attacks Garrett Kett from behind, allowing Blade to attack Mike Robinson. Zorath gives Kett a snap suplex and Blade snapmares Mike Robinson and then follows up with a modified chin lock.) Johnny D: Why the hell is he putting Mike Robinson in a submission hold? That
s not how you eliminate someone. Pat Riot: I don
t know, maybe to wear him out. (Zorath now tries to eliminate Garrett Kett as another countdown begins.) Crowd: 5.....4......3.....2......1.... (The buzzer sounds and out from the back comes Salensky.) Yojin: Who the hell is this? Pat Riot: This young man goes by the name of Salensky and he is making a guest appearance here in the Rumble. (Salensky comes in and he helps Garrett Kett eliminate Zorath! Kett now attacks Salensky with a hard chop right to the chest.) Pat Riot: Woah, did you hear that? Yojin: That was one loud chop. (On the other side of the ring, Mike Robinson now has the advantage over Blade. He executes a backbreaker and then tries to eliminate him.) Pat Riot: Blade
s in trouble here! Johnny D:
That will teach him to mess with the Extreme champion. Ya know, Mike may be the most extreme wrestler in DWF history.
Yojin: Hey Johnny, do me a favor and shut up. Think before you speak because you are already sitting next to the most extreme wrestler in DWF history. Pat Riot: I
ve been telling Johnny to shut up every week. Yojin: You shut up too. The people wanna listen to me tonight. (Robinson gets Blade over the top rope but he manages to hold on to the ropes and he lands on the apron. Blade sneaks back in the ring and dives in Mike
s left leg. He now follows up with another dive into the leg, which brings Mike Robinson down.) Pat Riot: Blade was just about eliminated. Remember that you have to be thrown over the top rope and both feet must tough the floor to be eliminated. (Kett gets Salensky in the corner and rams into him shoulder first. The crowd now begins another countdown.) Crowd: 5.....4.....3.....2.....1...... (The buzzer is heard and by Godsmack plays over the PA system as Chris Kelly runs to the ring.) Pat Riot: Number sixteen is Chris Kelly. Johnny D:
Hey, I thought he was known as
"The Perfect One"

Chris Kelly. Pat Riot: Well after that loss he received last week at the hands of Kore, he changed his name. Yojin: So instead of being perfect, he
s now confidential? (Kelly gets into the ring only to receive a powerslam from Mike Robinson. Mike gets up and clotheslines the dazed Blade right over the top rope, eliminating him.
Nearby, Garrett Kett grabs Salensky and tosses him over the top
rope, leaving it at three people currently in the ring.) Pat Riot: Blade and Salensky are now gone. (Mike Robinson and Chris Kelly start to go at it as Garrett Kett watches it from the corner. Robinson goes for a right hand, but Kelly ducks and delivers an atomic drop.) Johnny D: I love watching this Chris Kelly guy in action. He
s awesome! Pat Riot: Well right now, he has the advantage over the very tired Mike Robinson. He
s been in there since coming in as the fifth guy. (Kelly starts celebrating after his atomic drop, but receives a clothesline from Garrett Kett shortly after. Kett gives Kelly a modified backbreaker, and then follows up with a double arm ddt.) Yojin: That
s a smart move. Let the other two guys take out each other and then attack the guy with the upper hand when they least expect it. (Kett now tries to get rid of Chris Kelly as another countdown starts up.) Crowd: 5....4....3.....2.....1..... (There goes the buzzer and "Sweet Dreams" by Marilyn Manson plays as Curtis Wolfe races fast down the ramp.) Pat Riot: Here comes Curtis Wolfe, who was just plain vicious in his victory last week on Sunday Night Slaughter. Johnny D: Let
s see if he
ll be like that tonight. Yojin: He
s gonna have to if he wants to win. (Wolfe enters the ring and goes after Mike Robinson. He immediately starts with a samoan drop as Mike isn
t looking, and then follows up with a knee drop right to the forehead.) Pat Riot: What a knee drop right to kisser by Curtis Wolfe! Johnny D: Let
s not start that again. Yojin, can you please tell my moronic partner to shut up. Yojin: What are you gonna do if I don
t? Johnny D: Uhh.. Nothing. Yojin: Good, you
re not as stupid as I thought. Johnny D: Wait a minute.. (Curtis Wolfe and Garrett Kett now team up on Mike Robinson. They try to eliminate him, but Chris Kelly takes down Garrett Kett from behind allowing Robinson to get out of trouble. Kelly delivers a neckbreaker on Kett and then clotheslines him over the top rope!) Johnny D: There goes "The Greatness."

Yojin: Didn
t seem that great to me. (Chris Kelly and Mike Robinson now decide to team up on Curtis Wolfe. They both kick him in the stomach area and get him in the corner. The crowd now counts down to the next wrestler.) Crowd: 5......4.....3....2.....1.... (The buzzer goes off yet again and "I
m Perfect" plays as "The Idol"

Jacob Jackson comes running to the ring.) Johnny D: Look who it is Pat, my idol. [Laughs] Pat Riot: He won in a great match on Slaughter last week and lets see how he does tonight here in the Rumble. (Jacob Jackson enters the ring and quickly gets rid of Chris Kelly by tossing him over the top rope.) Yojin: He must have had some issues there with Chris Kelly. Johnny D: That just sucks for Mr. Confidential. [Laughs] (Jacob now goes after Mike Robinson while Curtis Wolfe is down in the corner. Jacob executes a nice suplex, and then follows up with an elbow right to the chest.) Pat Riot: Jacob is looking pretty good so far and he hasn
t even been in more than thirty seconds. Johnny D: That
s known as "The Idol." (Jacob now attempts to ram Wolfe in the corner, but Wolfe gets out of the way and Jackson goes into the buckle stomach first. Curtis Wolfe now follows up with a reverse ddt.) Pat Riot: Nice reverse ddt there by Curtis Wolfe. Yojin: He should try to eliminate Jackson now. He
s down and has a great opportunity here. (Wolfe now goes to work on Mike Robinson with some kicks right to the ribs as the crowd starts another countdown.) Crowd: 5....4....3....2...1.... (The bell is heard and Tim Kajama runs to the ring.) Pat Riot: Here comes Tim Kajama who is another wrestler making a guest appearance in the Dream Rumble. (Tim Kajama starts exchanging punches with "The Idol" as soon as he enters the ring. He blocks one of Jacob
s punches and then knocks him down with a punch of his own. Tim bounces off the ropes, but receives a backbody drop from Jacob Jackson.) Pat Riot: Big backbody drop there by Jacob Jackson! Johnny D: What was the hangtime on that one? Yojin: Or better yet the landing. He could have started an earthquake with that drop. Johnny D: We would have to check the Richter Scale for that one. (Wolfe and
Mike Robinson continue to go at it while Jacob and Tim Kajama have their own brawl. Wolfe gives Mike Robinson a powerslam and gets him by the ropes. When Mike gets up, Wolfe tries to eliminate
him, but Robinson counters by sending him over the top rope while he was running at him.) Pat Riot: Curtis Wolfe is out! Johnny D: This is just amazing how long Mike has been in there. He
s been in there since number five! (Tim Kajama has Jacon Jackson in the corner now and is trying to eliminate him. Mike gets in there and he starts to help as the crowd counts down to the next wrestler.) Crowd: 5....4....3...2....1... Pat Riot: Who will have picked number twenty? (The buzzer goes off and "Renegades of Funk" by Rage Against The Machine plays as the rookie Jason Winters comes running to the ring.) Pat Riot:
Here comes another rookie making his DWF debut here tonight, Jason
Winters! (Jason Winters enters the ring and joins the other two guys trying to eliminate "The Idol"

Jacob Jackson. But instead, Jason eliminates Tim Kajama from
behind, and then attacks Mike Robinson.) Pat Riot: Tim Kajama has just been eliminated! Johnny D: I thought he would
ve tried to help eliminate "The Idol" there. (Jason Winters nails Robinson with some hard punches while Jacob takes a breather in the corner. Robinson fights back though with punches of his own and he now tries to eliminate Jason Winters.) Pat Riot: Jason Winters could be eliminated right here! Yojin: And he just entered too. (Jacob Jackson gets up and he nails Mike Robinson from behind with a hard axe handle. Jacob and Jason Winters now double team on Mike. They attempt to eliminate him and they get him over the top on to the floor!) Pat Riot: Mike Robinson has finally been eliminated! Yojin: He may have not won this thing, but he was in there for a hell of a long time. Johnny D: He entered as the fifth guy and we
re at number twenty now. (Jacob Jackson and Jason Winters now start to go at after eliminating Mike Robinson. Winters gains the upper hand with some punches, and then follows up with a piledriver as the crowd starts the next countdown.) Crowd: 5.....4.....3....2....1... (The buzzer sounds and Kore now runs to the ring.) Pat Riot: Kore has number twenty-one! (Kore enters the ring, but is quickly met with punches and kicks from Jason Winters. Winters gets him in the corner where he nails him with more punches until he is attacked from behind by "The Idol"

Jacob Jackson. Jackson and Kore now double-team Winters. They irish whip him off the ropes and give him a double hip toss.) Pat Riot: Good team work by Kore and Jacob Jackson here. (Jacob Jackson and Kore irish whip Jason Winters off the ropes again, and duck their heads, but Winters counters by kicking Kore in the face, and then clotheslining Jacob Jackson. Winters now irish whips Jackson and gives him a tilt-a-whirl-slam.) Pat Riot: Tilt-a-whirl-slam by Jason Winters! Yojin: This Winters kid looks pretty good. (Jason Winters now goes to work on Kore. He gives him a flapjack, and then bodyslams him just as the crowd begins another countdown.) Crowd: 5.....4....3....2....1.... (The buzzer sounds and Anthony Giorgetti comes out from the back and runs to the ring.) Yojin: Is this guy even a wrestler? He looks like a wimp. Pat Riot: All I know is that he
s making a guest appearance here tonight. (Giorgetti slides into the ring and quickly receives a spear from Jacob Jackson. Jacob irish whips him into the corner and goes for a ram, but is met by an elbow from
Giorgetti. Meanwhile, Jason Winters is still punishing Kore in the corner with hard rights and lefts. He now tosses him over the top
rope.) Pat Riot: Kore
s gone! Yojin: And he landed on the mat here hard. (Giorgetti attempts a punch, but it is blocked by Jacob Jackson who follows up with a kick to the mid area. Jacob now gives Giorgetti a northern lights suplex and attempts to eliminate him.) Johnny D: Anthony Giorgetti could be out here by my idol, "The Idol." [Laughs] Yojin: That joke just sucked. (Jason Winters breaks up the attempt and gives Jackson a back suplex as another countdown begins.) Crowd: 5....4.....3.....2....1... (The buzzer is heard and "Hitman Intro" by Keith Scott as Eddie Osbourne comes running down to the ring.) Johnny D: Let me guess. another rookie. Pat Riot: Correct. This young individual is Eddie Osbourne and here he comes! (Eddie gets in the ring and quickly eliminates Anthony Giorgetti with a clothesline over the top rope.) Yojin:
Look at that, Giorgetti
s gone.
(Jacob Jackson and Jason Winters continue to slug it out until Eddie gets involved. He starts by delivering a picture perfect dropkick right to the face of Jason Winters!) Johnny D: Woah, what a dropkick! Pat Riot: That
s a textbook dropkick. (Eddie now goes after Jacob Jackson with some punches and then following up with a neckbreaker. He now gets him up against the ropes and tries to eliminate him.) Johnny D: Someone
s gotta help "The Idol!" (Jacob kicks Eddie away and then follows up with a heel kick right to the face. Jason Winters now gets up and goes after Eddie Osbourne. He executes a pump handle slam and then follows up with an elbow drop.) Johnny D: Eddie Osbourne
s taking a beating now. Yojin: He desperately needs an ally here. (Jacob and Jason once again exchange punches now as the crowd begins another countdown.) Crowd: 5....4....3....2.....1.... (The buzzer goes off and "The Way I Am" by Eminem plays as The Extremist comes running down to the ring to a huge amount of heat from the crowd.) Yojin: Extremist is in the house now! He
s one of the top favorites to win it all. Pat Riot: As we showed before the Rumble, he turned his back on his best friend, Hardcore Kinch. Johnny D: Well he made a smart move. (Extremist slides into the ring and attacks everyone. He clotheslines Jacob Jackson, then Jason Winters. Eddie Osbourne nails him with punches, but they have no effect and Extremist just knocks him down with a hard right hand. Extremist now grabs Jacob Jackson and tosses him over the top rope.) Johnny D: Damn!

"The Idol
s" gone. (Jason Winters and Eddie decide to team up on Extremist and both nail him with punches. They both irish whip him, but Extremist comes back by clotheslining both.) Yojin: Extremist is on a roll! (Extremist bodyslams Jason Winters, and then does the same to Eddie Osbourne.) Pat Riot: Extremist is on fire here! Johnny D: He
s my pick to win it all, Pat! (Extremist now irish whips Jason Winters into the corner, and then irish whips Osbourne right into Winters just as the crowd starts another countdown.) Crowd: 5.....4.....3....2....1... (The buzzer sounds and "Hair on the Dog" by Nazerith plays as

Harding appears from the back. He now walks to the ring as Extremist watches him.) Pat Riot: Oh my! It
s Hall of Famer Jack Harding! Johnny D: Unbelievable! Yojin: And we know how much Extremist and Jack Harding hate each other. This should be interesting. (Jack Harding enters the ring as Eddie Osbourne attacks Extremist from behind. Eddie Osbourne now goes after Jack Harding with punches, but they are blocked and Jack gives him a chin buster. Jack sends Eddie over the top rope, just as Extremist eliminates Jason Winters. Extremist and Jack Harding now goes eye to eye and circle each other to a HUGE pop from the crowd!) Pat Riot: This is pandamonium! Johnny D: I think this place is gonna explode! Yojin: What a confrontation this should be. (Both men exchange punches to an even bigger reaction from the crowd! Jack gains the advantage with a kick to the mid section and now bodyslams Extremist. Extremist rolls away, gets up, and gets his eyes back on Harding.) Johnny D: Look at the eyes in both of these men! It
s Hall of Famer vs Future Hall of Famer right now! (Extremist takes advantage with a kick to the mid section, and then bodyslams Harding. Harding now does the same thing Extremist did by rolling away, getting up, and looking back at Extremist. This time, the crowd starts the countdown.) Pat Riot: This next number signals the second half of the Dream Rumble. Crowd: 5.....4.....3....2....1... (The buzzer sounds and "Bombs over Baghdad" by Outkast plays as Daddy Phat Sax comes running to the ring.) Pat Riot: Daddy Phat Sax is next and it looks like he
ll be interrupting this confrontation between Extremist and Jack Harding! Yojin: I would not want to be in Daddy Phat Sax
s shoes. (Daddy Phat Sax enters the ring but is double teamed by Extremist and Jack Harding. Harding executes a fisherman
s suplex while Extremist follows up by throwing Daddy Phat Sax over the top rope.) Johnny D: I don
t think he even lasted ten seconds! [Laughs] (After the elimination of
Daddy Phat Sax, Extremist and Jack Harding continue their battle. They step toe to
toe, but Extremist takes the upper hand with a knee to the stomach. He now executes a neckbreaker and follows up with punches to the forehead.) Pat Riot: Extremist is in control here. (Extremist irish whips Jack Harding off the ropes and ducks his head, but Harding counters and kicks Extremist right in the face and then follows up with a face buster. Harding now irish whips Extremist into the corner and attempts a ram, but Extremist counters by getting his boot up into the face of Jack Harding. Extremist now sends Harding to the ground with a clothesline as the crowd starts up another countdown. Crowd: 5.....4....3.....2....1.... (The buzzer goes off and Midge-Goo comes out from the back and rides down the ring on a tricycle.) Johnny D:
Look who it is, Extremist
s good
friend, Midge-Goo! Yojin: He
s even got the tricycle, heh. (Midge-Goo enters the ring and starts to help Extremist against Jack Harding. They go for a double clothesline, but Harding ducks and strikes Extremist in the jaw with a superkick, and then approraches
Midge-Goo. Midge-Goo gets no where though as he is easily thrown out of the ring by Jack Harding. Quickly after the elimination, Extremist attacks him from
behind.) Pat Riot: We
re back to one on one here and Extremist is in control. Johnny D: I guess Midge-Goo was no help. (Extremist powerslams Jack Harding, and then goes for a leg drop, but Harding rolls out of the way.) Pat Riot: Missed leg drop there by Extremist and lets see if Harding can capitalize. (Both men struggle to their feet and bounce off adjacent ropes. They crisscross each other until they collide in a double clothesline.) Yojin: What exactly was the point of that? Now they
re both down and the next guy is coming down any second. Johnny D: This next wrestler will have a great opportunity, since both Extremist and Jack Harding are down! Pat Riot: Folks, we are just about at number twenty-eight. Crowd: 5....4...3....2....1... (The buzzer sounds and "Big Shot" by Billy Joel plays as Big Shot takes his time coming to the ring.) Pat Riot: UH OH! Johnny D: RESTRAIN YOURSELF YOJIN! Yojin:
Relax guys, I came out here to commentate. If he provokes me
once, I
ll get in there and kick his ass! (Big
Shot enters the ring and starts to work on both of the downed men, Extremist and Jack Harding. He executes a suplex on
Harding, and then delivers a single arm ddt to Extremist.) Pat Riot:
Look at the vulture, The Big
Shot, feeding on what it is left of Extremist and Jack Harding. Johnny D: Hey Yojin, what would you do if Big Shot became the New Dream Champ tonight? Yojin: It would be a very terrible night. But this Big Snot can
t last that long. Johnny D: But just look at the talent that is in the ring now; One hall of famer and two future hall of famers. (Big Shot now tries to eliminate Extremist, but cannot get him over. Extremist fights him off, ducks under his clothesline, and then knocks him down with a hard right hand.) Pat Riot: Extremist is coming back here against "the most hated man currently in the Dream Wrestling Federation."

Johnny D: Maybe he has a few tricks up his sleeve tonight. Pat Riot: He
s an arrogant sneak so that
s most likely the case. (Jack Harding attacks Extremist from behind and gives him a back suplex as another countdown begins.) Crowd: 5.....4.....3...2.....1... (The buzzer goes off and by Ice Cube plays as Chainz comes running to the ring.) Pat Riot: Here comes another very talented individual, Chainz! Yojin:
Out of all the four guy combinations in the ring in Dream Rumble history, I have to say that this one is the most talented. But it could change later on.
(Chainz comes in and attacks The Big Shot to a pop from the fans. He now tries to eliminate him, but
Big Shot delivers a scratch to the eyes and then follows up with a drop toehold. On the other side, Extremist and Jack Harding are once again going at it. Harding takes him down and then follows up with hard rights and
lefts, but Extremist comes back with some punches of his own. He now goes for a shoulder block, but Harding kicks him and delivers a ddt.) Pat Riot: This is complete chaos right now. Johnny D: And a lot of hatred between all four of these guys. (Big Shot goes for a suplex on Chainz, but Chainz blocks it and reverses it into a suplex of his own. Chainz now scoop slams Big Shot and gives him a leg drop as another countdown starts up.) Crowd: 5...4....3.....2....1... (The buzzer is heard and by Rage Against The Machine plays as Rage Against The World runs to the ring.) Pat Riot:
Here comes another rookie making his debut tonight, Rage Against the World.
(RATW enters and joins the brawl between
Extremist and Jack Harding. Harding gets Extremist in the corner and they double-team him. Meanwhile, Big Shot attempts a
kick, but Chainz catches his foot and Big Shot counters it into an enziquiri. Big Shot now attempts a clothesline, but Chainz gives him a backbody drop and he then attacks RATW from behind.) Pat Riot: Chainz wants a piece of everyone. (Chainz throws back RATW to the ground and helps work on Extremist. Big Shot joins and the three of them get Extremist over the top rope! He hits the ground but gets right up! Extremist is pissed and he gets back into the ring with a chair. He knocks down everyone with the chair, but Harding. He stares down at Harding, and then hits him with the chair too! Extremist now leaves the ring to boos from the crowd.) Johnny D: I don
t believe Extremist was eliminated! He was my pick to win it all. Yojin: Also one of mine. But at least he took out Big Shot with that chair, heh. Pat Riot: Extremist putting some long term effects into this rumble with those chair shots. (Everyone crawls around and struggles to their feet.
As RATW is against the ropes, Chainz clotheslines him over as the crowd starts another
countdown.) Pat Riot: There goes Rage Against the World and we are now approaching number thirty-one! Crowd: 5....4.....3.....2.....1..... (The buzzer is heard and "I Make my Own Rules" plays as Rebel comes running down to the ring.) Pat Riot: Rebel is next! Johnny D: Where
s Katy? Pat Riot: No managers or valets are allowed at ringside for the Dream Rumble. Now Rebel will have to try to win something by himself. Johnny D: What?? (Rebel enters the ring and goes after Big Shot. He starts with some rights and then gives him a spine buster. He now irish whips Big Shot off the ropes and gives him an inverted atomic drop.) Pat Riot: There
s a lot of hatred between Big Shot and Rebel, just as we have seen in the past. Johnny D: Not lately though. (Meanwhile, Chainz and Jack Harding start to duel it out. Chainz takes advantage with a flapjack and then follows up with a shoulder breaker. He now gets Harding in the corner and tries to eliminate him.) Johnny D: Looks like the Hall of Famer
s gonna be out! (Harding is able to fight off
Chainz and avoid elimination. He now gives Chainz a swinging neckbreaker. In the other brawl, Rebel continues with the advantage over Big Shot. He irish whips him off the ropes and gives him a sidewalk slam as the next countdown starts
up.) Crowd: 5....4.....3.....2.....1.... (The buzzer sounds and by Ac/Dc plays as "The Striking Lightning"

Scott Lavigne comes running down to the ring.) Johnny D: Look who
s here, another strong favorite to win it all, Scott Lavigne! (Scott enters the ring and goes after Jack Harding. Chainz helps out and they now double team the hall of famer. Rebel now goes to where they are and helps in the beating of Jack Harding.) Pat Riot: Jack Harding is being triple teamed here. Yojin: We saw what happened to Dusty earlier when he was tripled and quadrupled team. (Big Shot gets up and helps the other three men work on Jack Harding. Harding fights off Rebel and Big Shot, but is unable to survive a Chainz clothesline. Chainz now leans him against the ropes and Big Shot with Scotty and Rebel help him eliminate Jack Harding!) Yojin:
Woah, Jack
s been
eliminated! I don
t believe that one. Pat Riot: And he was eliminated after unlikely teamwork. Those three men hate each other. Johnny D: And those three guys are three of my favorite wrestlers! (Chainz and Rebel look at each other, then strike Big Shot with a hard right hand and Scotty with a strong uppercut. They now try to eliminate they as another countdown begins.) Crowd: 5...4...3....2...1.... (The buzzer goes off and "Sweet Dreams" by Marilyn Manson plays as Equinox comes running down to the ring.) Pat Riot: Here
s another rookie, Equinox! (Equinox gets in the ring and attacks Chainz from behind. His punch had no effect so Chainz just knocks him down with a shoulder block. Chainz bounces off the ropes and Eqinox leap frogs over him, but receives a flying forearm shortly after. Rebel now tosses Equinox out of the ring, but as he does, Big Shot knocks him over the top rope from behind!) Pat Riot: There
s another reason why Big Shot is nothing but a sneak. Johnny D:
It
s strategy, Pat. Rebel didn
t expect it.
(Chainz and Big Shot now square off to another huge reaction from the crowd.) Pat Riot: It
s the current Peoples Champion going up against the old one. Johnny D: When Big Shot was the Peoples Champion, the title was called "The Big Shot
s Title."
You always forget that, Pat.
[Laughs] Yojin: That is a horrible name. (Chainz and Big Shot tie up as the next countdown begins.) Crowd: 5...4....3....2....1.... (The buzzer sounds and Jester comes running to the ring.) Pat Riot: Here comes Jester, another guest wrestler. Johnny D: That was a pretty good rhyme, but I do the best. Yojin: What wrestler would ever name themselves, Jester? (Jester enters the ring but receives a clothesline from Big Shot. Chainz attacks Big Shot from behind and then goes after Jester. Chainz tosses Jester in the corner and then Big Shot rams into him as Scotty waits for some guys to be eliminated.) Pat Riot: Jester is in a whole world of trouble here. (The Big Shot executes a dropkick right to the face of Jester. He now picks him up and bodyslams him.) Johnny D: Big Shot and Chainz teaming up? I didn
t expect that. (Big Shot picks up Jester and throws him over the top rope.) Pat Riot: There goes Jester as we approach number thirty-five. Crowd: 5....4.....3...2....1.... (The buzzer is heard and "O
Canada" plays as Canadas Hero comes running to the ring.) Pat Riot: Here comes Canadas Hero and earlier in the Rumble, both of his allies were eliminated so he will have none later on. Yojin: Sucks for him. (Canadas Hero enters and knocks down Big Shot with a hard right hand. He now gives Chainz a back suplex and then follows up with a hurrikanrana.) Johnny D: Good start for Canadas Hero. (Canadas Hero now attempts a hurrikanrana on Big Shot, but it is countered into a sit down powerbomb.) Johnny D: That was a nice counter, you gotta admit. (Big Shot nails Canadas Hero with a few punches before giving him a modifed atomic drop. He now goes back to work on Chainz with a swinging neckbreaker, and then puts him in a leg submission hold as the next countdown starts.) Crowd: 5....4....3....2...1... (The buzzer sounds but no one comes out.) Pat Riot: This must
ve been Hardcore Kinch
s number but he was injured by Extremist, as we showed all of you earlier. Johnny D: No wait, look, out comes Darren Crouse! (Darren comes to ringside and sits beside Charisma near the announcers' table. Pat waves.) Johnny D: K... So the action between these three men continues. (Canadas Hero breaks up the submission hold and gives Big Shot an inverted suplex. Chainz gets up but is clothesline over the top by Canadas Hero!) Pat Riot: Chainz is out! Johnny D: He was also a top favorite. (The Big Shot attacks the unexpected Canadas Hero and then delivers a gut buster.) Johnny D: Big Shot
s in control now. Yojin: He won
t be for longer if he messes with me. Pat Riot: We are now approaching the next wrestler! Crowd: 5....4...3....2....1.... (The buzzer goes off as KonKrete Kid runs to the ring.) Pat Riot:
Another guest, KonKrete Kid is here.
(KKK enters but is taken down by Big Shot. Big Shot gives him a hip toss and then follows up with an elbow drop. Canadas Hero takes down Big Shot with a two legged take down, but is taken off by KKK. KKK and Big Shot now start double teaming Canadas Hero.) Johnny D: Good double-teaming. (As
KKK is stomping away on Canadas Hero, Big Shot attacks him from behind and executes an inverted ddt as scotty suddenly chokes Canadas
Hero, and dodges a low blow attempt!) Pat Riot: The snake Big Shot once again shows why he is that. (Big Shot tries to eliminate KKK, but Canadas Hero knocks him down to his knees and then follows up with some chops. The crowd now strats the next countdown.) Crowd: 5.....4....3.....2....1... (The buzzer sounds and Pussy Galore comes running down to the ring.) Johnny D: It
s Pussy Galore! Pat Riot: Yes Johnny, the wrestler. (Pussy Galore enters the ring and goes after KKK. PG goes for a slap, but KKK blocks it and tosses Pussy Galore over the top!) Pat Riot: A short stay for Pussy Galore. Yojin: Very short. (Big Shot now receives two consecutive arm drags from Canadas Hero, who now attacks KKK. Canadas Hero gives KKK a snap suplex and then follows up with a few elbow drops to the sternum.) Pat Riot: Canadas Hero is now in control. Johnny D: He won
t be needing his buddies now, even though they
re eliminated. (Canadas Hero goes for a dropkick, but Big Shot dodges it and then follows up with a backbreaker. Big Shot bounces off the ropes and executes a flying crossbody as the next countdown starts.) Crowd: 5....4....3....2....1... (The buzzer sounds and Devin Smith comes running to the ring.) Pat Riot:
Another guest here tonight, Devin
Smith, has entered the Dream Rumble. Yojin: And these haven
t been faring too well. (Devin enters but is quickly man handled by KonKrete Kid. KKK now powerbombs Devin and then sends him over the top.) Yojin: I rest my case. Pat Riot: Devin Smith is gone in rather quick fashion. (The Big Shot and Canadas Hero continue their brawl by exchanging punches. Big Shot delivers a tornado ddt from the middle rope and now tries to eliminate Canadas Hero.) Pat Riot: This could be the end for Canadas Hero. (Canadas Hero kicks Big Shot away and follows up with a head scissors and then clotheslines KonKrete Kid as another countdown starts up.) Crowd: 5.....4.....3.....2....1.... ('Song2' by Blur hits as Bungle races down the ramp, grinning, and he slides in. KonKrete Kid stomps on Bungle after he gets up, and Canada's Hero Irish Whips The Big Shot INTO BUNGLE! Bungle flips over the ropes, but lands on the apron! He then low blows KKK when he tries to knock him off, and missile dropkicks from the top of the rope KKK!) Yojin: This is getting SOMEWHAT more interesting, isn't it? Johnny D: Yes it is! Yojin: Shut up, you idiot! Johnny D: Fine. (KKK is lifted and DDTed by Bungle as the countdown begins again, and the fans look at the countdown clock and start chanting: ) Crowd: 5....4....3....2....1...! (The Wombat races down the ramp to "Hate me now" by Nas, and then he slides into the ring, only to be double elbowed by Canadas Hero and Big Shot! The Wombat then is lifted and double DDTed by Big Shot and Canadas Hero, and then is lifted up again!) Yojin: The Wombat is a pathetic fool! Johnny D:
I have to agree with you this time, Yojin.

Yojin: SHUT UP! Pat Riot: YEAH!
Johnny D: Fine. (The Wombat then is double Irish Whipped into the ropes, only to be double speared into the ropes and out of the ring. as Scotty hits Bungle from behind, and lifts up him into the air!
He then promptly scoopslams him out of the ring, HEAD
FIRST! Bungle starts to bleed profusely outisde!) Pat Riot: I don't know if Wombat got eliminated or not Yojin: Scotty and the other fools have taught those idiots one thing. Pat Riot: What's that? Yojin: NEVER TRUST ANYONE! Johnny D:
Yojin: SHUT UP! (The four men eye each other as the countdown begins.) Crowd: 5...4...3...2...1...0!! ("Do you think I'm a whore" by Kittie hits and Rockel Vales walks down the rampway, and climbs the apron, only to be met with an elbow by The Big Shot, and she falls out of the ring!) Yojin: Eliminated before she even started, that's pathetic. Johnny D: No,
Yojin, YOUR
PATHETIC! Yojin: WHAT?! (Yojin grabs Johnny D's hair, and bashes his head into the announcers table. Johnny D slumps backwards.) Yojin: He'll be all right. Let's go on, shall we? Pat Riot: Yes. (After a minute of intense fighting between the four remaining men,
Big Shot, Scotty and Canadas Hero both Triple Team
KKK! CH and BS both Irish whips KKK into the ropes, and elbow him, but he catches on to the tops outside!
Then, Scotty baseball slides
KKK, knocking him out of the ring! Meanwhile, the countdown begins!) Crowd: 5...4...3...2...1...0! (Inferno races down the ramp, and slides into the ring, He attempts to spear Scotty, but Scotty simply catches him mid way and performs a suplex on him! Inferno then is lifted, and Irish Whipped into the ropes! He is tangled into the ropes! Canadas Hero then promptly performs a Superkick on Inferno, and Inferno flips over the top of the ropes, and lands on the ground head first! Big Shot, meanwhile tries to attack him from behind, but Scotty spears him!) Yojin: This is becoming SOMEWHAT more interesting, though I may want to get involved in Mr. Big Shot's affaris VERY soon, hehe. Pat Riot: What do you mean, Yojin? Yojin: QUIET YOU! Pat Riot: All right. (The countdown begins for the next opponent.) Crowd: 5...4...3...2...1...0! ("The Ego"

Aaron Spiders and Tusk both appear at the top of the rampway, brawling their way down to the ring!) Yojin: Hmm.appears two opponents are coming at once, and already starting a feud! Pat Riot: This is great! Yojin: Yes it is! Johnny D: Where am I? (Yojin knocks
Johnny D's head into the announcers table about and he passes again. Meanwhile, Aaron manages to toss Tusk into the
ring, and
Big Shot grins. While Scotty is fighting Canadas Hero, Big Shot and Aaron Spiders slap hands and lift up
Tusk! Double DDT! They lift him up again! Another Double DDT! Big Shot then Scoop Slams him, and Aaron lifts him up, and Irish Whips him into the ropes!) Yojin: Tusk is in DEEP trouble now! Pat Riot: I agree! Yojin: BE QUIET! Pat Riot: All Right! (Tusk hits the ropes, only to be double hard right hooked by both Big Shot and Aaron Spiders! Tusk then flips over the ropes, and lands on the ground outside, getting eliminated!) Pat Riot: These last few guys seem to be easy! Yojin: Yes, because they are simply WEAKLINGS! (The countdown begins again.) Crowd: 5...4...3...2...1...0! ( by Kitty hits as Delores Morentes struts down the rampway, and slides into the ring! Big Shot and Aaron grin, but are intercepted by Scotty and Canadas Hero, who saw that a woman was in trouble and decided to help her!) Yojin: What gentlemen! Pat Riot: But will Delores care? Yojin: Probably not. Johnny D: I. (Yojin once again knocks out Johnny D with a punch to the back of the head!) Yojin: SHUT UP! (Delores relaxes at a turnbuckle away from the fray. Scotty uppercuts Big Shot, tying him up in the ropes, but is intercepted by Spiders when he tries to finish him off! Canada's Hero and Scotty meanwhile double team Spiders and double DDTs him to the mat! They laugh, only to be attacked from behind by Big Shot! Then the countdown begins!) Crowd: 5...4...3...2...1...0! (Bobby Cave comes out, and Delores spots him! She grins, and as he climbs up the apron, he is slapped hard across the face, sending him flying off the apron, and getting eliminated quickly by Delores!) Yojin: That was HORRIBLE! Bobby Cave couldn't even enter the ring! Pat Riot: I thought it was funny! Yojin: Yes, me too, but. (The 4 men ensue the brawl for another minute or so while Delores waits, then the countdown begins, and she grins, hoping that HE was coming.) Crowd: 5...4...3...2...1...0! ('Typical
American' by the Goats plays as Mr. E enters the Arena to the cheers of the crowd. Suddenly, LeXXX attacks him from
behind, but he performs an Armbar on the rampway! Then, he runs down the rampway and slides into the ring as an angry LeXXX goes after him!) Yojin: This is bound to get interesting! Only one more man is left before all the entrants would have entered the rumble! Pat Riot: But theres still one and a half minutes left! (LeXXX slides into the ring, only to receive a swift kick in the gut, and hits the ground hard! The fans laugh as LeXXX grabs his side, and Mr. E uppercuts him! LeXXX gets tied up in the ropes, and Delores is about to slap him out of the ring, when Big Shot spears her to the Mat!
Then, Aaron Spiders sledgehammer blows Mr.
E, and LeXXX frees himself, as the countdown for the final entrant begins!) Yojin: Hmm... who could the last man be? Pat Riot: I wonder. Johnny D: Wonder what? (Yojin knocks out Johnny AGAIN!) Crowd: 5...4...3...2...1...0! ( by the Offspring blasts throughout the Arena as Caged Explosion walks down the rampway. He sees LeXXX about to do something to Delores and grabs his leg! He then pulls him outside of the ring, thus eliminating him from the Dream Rumble! He climbs in after headbutting LeXXX, and LeXXX is removed from ringside as well as the other entrants still around!) Yojin: The final seven! Pat Riot: This is great! Yojin: Yes..yes it is! (Caged Explosion forearms Mr. E, and Delores low blows CE! CE goes to the ground, just as Big Shot grabs and german suplexs Delores! Mr. E is then speared , and grabs a hold of the ropes! Aaron Spiders, meanwhile tries to get rid of Mr. E, but Scotty spears him from behind, and he flies over the rope, landing outside, and getting eliminated!
Then, Mr. E climbed back into the
ring, and looked with malice at Big Shot!) Yojin: Mr. E is MAD! Pat Riot: Yes he is! Yojin: So is Big Shot! Heh. (Big Shot grapples Mr. E and knees him in the gut!
Meanwhile, Canadas
Hero, grabs Delores by the hair, and tosses her over the ropes, but she holds on!
Suddenly, Mr. E hits CH and he falls to the
ground!
As he grabs for Delores, Big Shot runs to clothesline
her, but CE pushes Big Shot forward into Mr. E and double clotheslines them over!! Big Shot hung onto the ropes, he and Delores Morentes promptly rolls in the ring!) Pat Riot: What great action! (As Delores stands up, from behind her comes... Wombat from underneath the ring!) Pat Riot: What! Where'd her come from! (Wombat grabs Delores from behind and throws her over the top rope! She hits the ground hard! Wombat begins to step over the top rope and Canada's Hero runs and drop kicks him out!!) Yojin: We are now up to the final four! This is getting better by the minute! Johnny D: What? (Yojin headbutts Johnny and he gets knocked out again.)
Yojin: Stupid fool. (Big Shot and Caged Explosion look intently at Scotty and Canadas Hero! Big Shot, thinking he is safe, tells Scotty to help him, but Scotty kicks him in the gut! Then, Canada's Hero and Caged Explosion double suplex Big Shot! Yojin, seeing how Big Shot is being manhandled, tosses off his headset and heads to ringside! Canada's Hero tosses Big Shot over the top, but Big Shot grabs the top rope!
However, Yojin suddenly grabs Big Shot and pulls him out of the
ring, getting him eliminated from the match! Yojin picks up Big Shot and slams his head into the ring. Canada's Hero turns around after watching Yojin and Big Shot go at it and is met with a big closeline by Caged Explosion and is taken out... Scotty tries to flip Caged Explosion over but was too slow!) Pat Riot: This match is now down to only two men! Scotty Lavigne and Caged Explosion! Which of these two men will survive the Dream Rumble and become our next Dream Champion?! (Scotty pokes Caged Explosion in the eye, and knees him in the gut. He then prepares to powerbomb Caged Explosion, but gets hit in the groin! Low Blow! Scotty falls to his knees! Caged Explosion then lifts up Scotty! He kicks him in the gut! Then, as he is reeling, he puts his head between his legs and pedigrees him, but instead of dropping him on his face, does a semi-vertical suplex, and does a mid air neck breaker! THE BIG BOMB!) Pat Riot: That's it folks! (Caged Explosion then lifts and tosses Scotty Lavigne out of the ring! The bell rings, and Charisma Halliwell climbs into the ring as the Dream Title is lowered from the top of the Arena!) Charisma: The winner of this match, the 2001 Dream Rumble Champion and the NEW Dream Wrestling Federation Champion, he is.... CAGED EXPLOSION! (Caged Explosion takes the Dream Title and raises it into the air, knowing he'll have to face
Canada's Hero, Big Shot and Scotty Lavigne sometime in the future.
Meanwhile, Johnny D gets back up.) Johnny D: What... happened? Pat Riot: Caged Explosion won the rumble! Isn't that great?! Johnny D: WHAT?! (Yojin, after beating up Big Shot for a few minutes, and slightly bruised, comes back) Yojin: Hey, gentlemen, it was nice working with you, and I may be a permenant co-commentator at Pay Per Views from now. Pat Riot & Johnny D: WHAT?! Yojin: HA-HA! Bye! (Yojin leaves as the scene closes on the carnage that occurred here tonight in Denver!) Here was the order: 1. Dusty 2. Missy 'The Bomb' Michaels 3. Pat Walsh, 4. Mr. Job 5. Mike Robinson 6. Prime Time 7. Russian Rat 8. Roger Horn 9. Kamikaze Kid 10. Don Havone 11. Blade 12. BDLL 13. Zorath 14.

Garrett Kett 15. Salensky 16. Chris Kelly 17. Curtis Wolfe 18.

Jacob Jackson 19. Tim Kajama 20. Jason Winters 21. Kore 22. Anthony Girogetti 23. Eddie Osbourne 24. Extremist 25. Jack Harding 26. Daddy Phat Sax 27. Midge-Goo 28. The Big Shot 29. Chainz 30. Rage against The World 31. Rebel 32. The Striking Lightning Scott Lavigne 33. Equinox 34. Jester 35. Canadas Hero 36. Hardcore Kinch 37. KonKrete Kid 38. Pussy Galore 39. Devin Smith 40. Bungle 41. Wombat 42. Rockel Vales 43. Inferno 44.

Aaron Spiders 45. Tusk 46. Delores Morentes 47. Bobby Cave 48. Mr. E 49. LeXXX 50. Caged Explosion Who took out who? First # is the person who took out the second number, see about numbers for who is what number. 1:2... 1:4... 3,5,6,7:1... 8:7... 6:3... 5:6... 5:10... 11:8... 5:9... 13:12... 5:11... 15,14:13... 14:15... 16:14... 18:16... 5:17... 20:19... 20,18:5... 23:22... 24:18... 25:23... 24:20... 25,24:26... 25:27... 29,28,25:24... 29:30... 28,29,31,32:25... 31:33... 28:31... 28:34... 35:29... 37:38... 37:39... 32:40... 28:41... 32:37... 35:43... 28,44:45... 46:47... 50:49... 32:44... 50:48... 41:46... 35:41... 35:28... 50:35... 50:32
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