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Doom Fights '99 Darren Intro Darren comes down to the ring. He then takes the mic from the announcer. Darren:
Welcome to the first ever Doom Fights. Ok, First we are going to have a coin toss for the Oddball matches.
So, outcomes the Xtreme Xcellance, followed by SSS. They stay in opposite corners. Darren flips the coin in the air. SSS calls Tails... and it lands Heads. Darren: Ok, SuperStar, you fight Oddball first. Then the mystery man will fight Oddball last. Half-Life walks up to Darren and pushes him down for no reason and the Xtreme Xcellance walk away. Hardcore Holly Vs. Jason Brawler Hardcore Holly was first to come out, who came out with Crash Holly. Jason Brawler then came out holding his Stables belt and Peoples belt and accompanied by Hardcore Kid and HHH. Holly and Brawler have wanted to get it on for a while. It started off with a slugfest. Brawler knocked down Holly. He kicked him and went off the ropes and tried a leg drop but Holly countered by moving. Holly took control now, with various elbow drops and stomping on
Brawler. Holly ran off the ropes while Brawler was getting up, Hardcore Kid and HHH tripped him up. Hardcore Holly fell on his face. The ref goes over to tell HCK and HHH to leave ringside. During all this Crash Holly slips in the ring. He taps Brawler on the
shoulder, he turns around and Crash Holly hits him right in the face with brass knuckles. Crash slips out and Hardcore covers Brawler. The ref turns around after HHH and HCK left and counted 1--2--3. Here is your winner Hardcore Holly. Hardcore Kid and HHH come back and they brawl with the Hollies while Brawler is still on the ground. Corncob Casey Vs. Russian Rat Vs. BDLL 3 way elimination match This was a very stupid jobber match. These guys are horrible. BDLL tripped over himself as he was going against the ropes. When Russian Rat got up on the top rope he lost his balance and fell, and CornCob Casey was just weak. They started by having a grapple. CornCob Casey grappled with BDLL, he threw him down and he did the same with Russian Rat, he did that 4 times in a row till they both laid on the ground. Crowd chanting Boring, Boring, Boring!!! CornCob Casey pinned BDLL, the ref counts 1--2--Russian rat got up and broke it up. CornCob Casey started fighting Russian Rat, he body slammed him and
Russian Rat couldn't get up. He didn't get up, BDLL got up after getting thrown down a few times. CornCob scoop slammed
him, he wouldn't get up. After CornCob was showboating for a minute they both got up, when CornCob turned around they would double clothesline him. When CornCob turned around he saw these 2 weak jobbers running at him so he ducked, then ran off the ropes and did his own double clothesline to both of the them.
They both fell down like a ton of bricks. CornCob just laid on both of them and the ref counted 1--2--3. Here is your winner, CornCob Casey. Corncob Casey takes a mic.

"I told everyone that I am the best jobber. I'm sure Big Daddy Long Legs and Russian Rat know now, they felt the Kernel of Doom!!!"

The Dragon then ran down to the ring with a Black bat and pummeled on Corn Cob. The Officials eventually stopped The Dragon, and Kernel's face was bleeding. Mike Hunter Vs. Jason Brawler Hardcore Match The lights go dime Hunter with fuel make there way down to the ring. Fuel is there so no one interferes. Its Jason's turn to make his way to the ring. Jason music begins where is he. Hunter starts talking to the ref. Jason runs though the crowd and attacks hunter from behind. Jason must not trust fuel on not interfering. Mike hunter recovers from the attack from behind. Hunter hits a rolling DDT. Hunter goes for the cover 1-2. NO Jason isn't done. Jason gets up starts hitting hunter then throws him into the ropes. Hunter gets hit with a clothesline. Hunter is down. Jason goes for the cover 1-2 NO Hunter is not done either. Jason picks up Mike Hunter and throws him to the ropes. Jason hooks on a sleeper. Mike Hunter eventually starts getting woozy, and tired. The ref picks up and drops Hunter's hand twice, but on the third one, Hunter finally gets out and gets pumped up. Mike Hunter throws some elbows, runs to the ropes and clotheslines Jason over! Mike Hunter picks up Jason, but Jason throws a head butt! Hunter's nose is bleeding The ref starts yelling at Jason, but Jason goes for the cover. 1--2-- Mike Hunter got his foot on the ropes. Jason is yelling at the ref. Mike Hunter slowly gets up, but then Hunter gets up, sneaks behind Jason low blows him. Then Hunter hits the Kidd Slam... BAMMM. Its all over 1-2-3. MIKE HUNTER WINS!!!!! Fuel gets in the ring and congratulates Mike Hunter and helps him out. Katy Vs. Medusa Women's Championship This match started out pretty quick and Katy dominated the entire match. Katy was beating Medusa in and out of the ring and Medusa didn't even have a chance against Katy. Medusa started off by Clotheslined Katy over... she then climbs the ropes. Katy runs over, but Medusa jumps at Katy! Katy catches her and slams her down and pins...1...2...KICKOUT!!! Medusa shakes off the last blow and pokes Katy in the eye. Medusa was thrown into the ropes and Katy did a flying clothesline and sent Medusa through the ropes. Medusa was outside the ring and she knew was going to have a hard time beating Katy all by herself so Medusa went over to the security guard and grabbed his walkie talkie and called Hogarth and told him to come down so he could help her win the match and retain her title. So Hogarth made his way down to the ring and jumped onto the apron and Medusa grabbed a chair. Katy seen what was happening so before Medusa could get in the ring Katy ran into the ropes and knocked Hogarth off the apron and Katy did a baseball slide under the bottom rope and kicked the chair into Medusa's head and Medusa fell like a rock and Medusa wasn't able to get up and Katy had to pick Medusa up and threw her into the ring. Katy jumped into the ring and picked up Medusa into a fireman's carry and Katy ran to the corner and did a flip and sent Medusa into the corner. WOW what a move how did she ever come up with a move like that? Medusa must be just about dead or unconscious after that move. Medusa flew into the crowd after that move. Hogarth went to help Medusa up and brought Medusa back to the ring. Medusa crawled back into the ring and Katy picked her up and drop kicked her. Medusa dropped and Katy put a Boston crab on Medusa Katy is going to win the Women's championship by beating Medusas with her own finishing move.! The ref is looking at Medusa and it looks like she is unconscious so he calls for the bell and Here is your new Women's Champion Katy. Hardcore Holly Vs. Oddball US Championship First comes out Hardcore Holly, with a scale might I add. He sets the scale down by ringside, and waits in the ring for Oddball. Finally Oddball comes down to the ring with Half-Life and Cho'Gall. He has the US title high in the air, all three seem to be laughing on the way down from the entrance. I think Holly wishes he had Crash with him, but Holly had confidence he could do it on his own. The bell sounds and Hardcore Holly and Oddball just stare at each other..nobody moves for awhile, then they rush to grapple. Between the two, nobody seems to get the upper hand...they finally break away and Oddball knocks Holly down with a clothesline within a few seconds. But Holly seems to be very determined in this match. Holly get's up right away and performs a rolling' DDT on Oddball. He gets up right away too! Brawling begins and Holly throws Oddball out of the ring, he goes right after him, not wasting any time. The ref is yelling at both of them to get back in the ring. Oddball get's a good hold on Holly and slams his head right into the railing. Half Life and Cho'Gall get on the ropes to argue with the Ref....Oddball goes back to throw more punches at Holly...LOW BLOW!!! Holly gave Oddball a Low Blow!!! Look's like he is in pain!! Hardcore Holly regains some power and advantage in this match and whips him right into the scale!! The ref isn't seeing any of this, and when Half-Life and Cho'Gall see what they were doing didn't help at the moment, they backed off and continued to watch the match. Holly got back into the ring and the ref started the count...10...9...8....Half-Life walked over and rolled Oddball back into the ring...Holly began to talk trash to Oddball while he was down on the mat, he was hoping for a good response, but Oddball just said "Go to Hell". That pissed Holly off and he power bombed Oddball in the center of the ring...Hardcore Holly goes for the pin...1..2... But Wait, the Ref is arguing with Half-Life again!! Cho'Gall goes around to the other side, rushes into the ring, and when Holly wasn't looking, he slammed him over the head with a bat which cracked into two pieces..Cho'gall put Oddball over Holly and the ref finally stopped the fighting with the Commish Half-Life. The ref pins ...1..2...3...Your Winner and still US Champion....Oddball! The 2 members of the stable get in the ring to continue beating on Holly..but from the crowd comes...... The Dead Pool?? Mike Hunter and Fuel jump over the railing and clear the ring leaving Hardcore Holly slowly getting up. Oddball, Half-Life and Cho'Gall made it up the ramp and are cursing at the Dead Pool a lot. Hunter and Fuel raise Holly's arms up in the air showing he was the "real winner". Mike Hunter grabs a mic..."Here is the newest member of the most powerful stable today, Hardcore Holly!"

The crowd goes nuts and the three members head into the crowd once again... Chris Jericho Vs. Hardcore Holly Light Weight Championship SUDDENLY, the Lights in the Arena went BLACK, as the TITAN-TRON turned on, and the number 10 appeared, and began to count ... 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 ... BOOM! Fireworks SET! The words appeared, then "Y2J!"

The crowd went into an INSTANT ROAR! Then, then music hit, and CHRIS JERICHO was THERE! Jericho makes his way to the ring and awaits Hardcore Holly. Hardcore Holly walks out to the ring like a badass. The match begins. Jericho spears down HH and is really going at HH. Holly doesn't know what hit him. Holly thought he could walk in there and win the match easy. Jericho throws Holly out of the ring. Jericho is showing off to the crowd. Holly gets up runs back in the ring and knees Jericho's stomach. Jericho is down. Holly goes up to the top rope BAM Big time splash. MISS! Jericho gets up and picks up HH, kicks him in the stomach and puts him in-between his legs. Jericho delivers his Double Power Bomb!! Jericho pins! 1-2- HH barely kicks out. Jericho is going for the WALLS OF JERICHO. BANG he has it on HH!! Is HH going to tap. Suddenly GW Bridge comes through the crowd and hits Jericho in the back of his head with a bat the ref didn't see it. He was seeing if HH was going to tap. HH slows rolls to Jericho and HH goes for the cover 1-2-3!! Its over! STLLL LIGHT WEIGHT CHAMPION HARDCORE HOLLY!!!! Andre The Giant Vs. Jason Brawler People's championship Andre is the first to get to the ring. Next your PEOPLES CHAMPION JASON BRAWLER. Jason makes his way to the ring. Andre gets out of the ring to meet him. Jason runs past him, grabs a chair and smacks Andre's head until he fell! Jason got him in the ring and pinned. 1-2- Andre barely kicked out. Jason started to beat the living hell out of Andre is this going to end already. What will the fans think. Jason picks Andre up... Suplex... thanks to the help from the ropes. Oh that hurt Andre. Jason picks him up. He signals to the crowd. No wait Andre counters BAM Punch to the head. Andre DDT's Jason on to the mat. Andre then picks Jason up throws him out of the ring. Andre gets out of the ring and choke slams him on the concrete. That had to hurt. Andre gets back in the ring. The count starts. Andre doesn't know he can't win if brawler is counted out what an idiot. 1-2-3-4-5-6 Jason gets up. Jason slides under the ropes. Jason grabs Andre throws him against the ropes over the head of Jason... Andre goes. How did he do that!!!!! Jason goes for the cover 1. Only a 1 count Andr
must really want this belt. The chat of ANDRE ANDRE starts. Andre clotheslined Jason down... then Andre gets fired up power bombs Jason onto the mat. Andre looks at him and then says Let's finish the job my bitch!!!!! Andre goes up to the top rope. WHAT HE CAN"T DO THAT!!!!! Andre jumps... he misses! Jason moved!! Jason gets up. Andre is slowly getting up. Jason sees he's chance runs over and starts hitting Andre leg. He trying to make it so the giant can't walk!!!! Jason is really giving it to him. Jason goes for the pin 1-2------ NO just a 2 count that was close. Andre gets to his feet grabs Jason and does a head butt. Oh that hurt Jason. Jason is stepping back another head butt. Andre goes for the Choke slam... bam!
He hits it. Its all over. Andre goes for the cover 1-2 Wait a man from the crowd with a baseball bat comes in the ring hits Andre in the back.... he's hurt badly. Jason rows the giant over and pins him 1-2-3. Here is your winner, AND STILL PEOPLES
CHAMPION, JASON. Oddball Vs. SSS Dream Championship Out came SSS first. Then came out Oddball and The Xtreme Xcellance. Darren came out but Cho'Gall cuffed him down. Half-Life and Cho'Gall took Darren away from ringside. SSS went to help, but Oddball hit him from behind. SSS rolled outside the ring and attempted to take after Darren, but Oddball ran behind SSS and gave him a flying Bulldog! Oddball threw SSS into the Steps. Then back into the ring. Out came Half-Life again. Half-Life came in the ring and punched down the ref. Half-Life took off the ref's shirt! He is going to rape him! Oh wait, Half-Life put on the Ref shirt and grabbed the mic! Half-Life: Since this ref is hurt for some reason. Darren told me I should ref the match if anything goes wrong and well... I am the ref for this match! (Crowd Boos). AND... Only way you can win is if you pin. I think I am feeling some De Ja Vu here. Half-Life goes in the ring, and starts reffing. Oddball was still winning. But they are in the ring now. Oddball throws SSS into the post. He runs at SSS, but SSS gets his foot up and knocks over Oddball. SSS goes to the top.... waits for Oddball to get up... and does a flying clothesline!! SSS goes for the pin! 1-2- Oddball kicks out. Half-Life is actually reffing the match properly! SSS picks up Oddball and delivers a Power Bomb! Cho'Gall has returned to the ringside. SSS runs to the ropes and jumps over them and tackles down Cho'Gall!! The Crowd goes wild! SSS slides back into the ring, and Half-Life starts talking to him. SSS spits on Half-Life's face helmet and punches him over! The crowd is going ballistic! Oddball gets up but SSS clotheslines him over! Darren is coming down the ramp!! With a Sledge Hammer! The Crowd can't calm down! Darren winds up and hits Cho'Galls back! He's down! Darren gets in the ring with the Sledge and goes to hit Half-Life, Half-Life jumps out of the way, and Darren Crunches Oddball's leg while he was on the ground! YYYYEEEEOOOOOOWWWW!!! Oddball yelled and is in extreme pain. Half-Life drop kicked Darren down. Cho'Gall slowly got up. SSS clotheslined Half-Life over. Cho'Gall hit SSS with his fist as SSS bounced to the ropes knocking him down. Cho'Gall grabbed Darren's throat, picked him up in the air.... CHOKESLAM!! Darren was out! I think he has internal bleeding! Cho'Gall takes Darren to the back over his shoulder. Half-Life starts hitting SSS on the ground with a chair! Over and over and over. The chair is all dented up. Half-Life puts the hurting Oddball on top of SSS and pins. 1..3. no 2?
Here is your winner, AND STILL THE DREAM
CHAMPION, ODDBALL! Half-Life continued his beating on SSS then carried Oddball out of ringside. SSS eventually got taken away from the paramedics but got off the stretcher and walked to his locker room. The camera followed him. SSS: Half-Life, me... Panting... and you in the ring tonight.... The Revolution(Skitman,
HCK, Jason
Brawler, ???) Vs. Hell's Army(Angel Of Death, Undertaker, Spawn, Daemon)
Stables Championship Hell's Army got called in first. Then out came the Revolution.... Well, I guess they are getting called in one at a time. Skitman came out. Then followed a man dressed in black.... and that was all. Skitman was looking back waiting for HCK and Jason Brawler.
Well, Skitman and This man in black started walking down to the ring. Then the music came... DX!
Everyone started looking up to the titan tron and from the sides of the crowd came, Jason
Brawler, HCK Brian Michaels and HHH. They ran and attacked Skitman and This man in black with a couple chair shots!
They then gave them the suck it and left. Hell's Army attacked the 2 members of The Revolution and dragged them into the ring. AOD, Undertaker were fight Skitman. And Spawn and Daemon were fighting this man in black outside the ring. Suddenly some music hit... Night Rider in the
Sky! The crowd cheered and the Dragon ran out with his Black Bat. He went near the announcers tables and grabbed a mic. The Dragon: "Shittyman, I was suppose to be with your 'Revolution' crap right. Well, and I was suppose to receive the stable titles with you right? Well no, you had to change your mind and let this shit in Black win it with you. Well Shittyman, that was your mistake."

The Dragon throws down his mic and hits Skitman with his bat on his should while the ref was trying to stop Daemon and Spawn from fight the man in black outside the ring. The Dragon left ringside and everyone got in the ring. Spawn grabbed both Skitman's and The Man in Black's necks... and did a double choke slam. Undertaker took off of the Man in Black's mask and it was... WADER! Then Undertaker put his foot on Wader for the pin..... 1--2--3! Revolution's plans backfired! But, the Revolution will seek revenge!
Here are your winners, AND THE NEW STABLES
CHAMPIONS, HELL'S ARMY! SSS Vs. Half-Life Newly added Match This would be a match that will go down in DWF history forever. The crowd looks to favor SSS in this match-up. SSS came out first by himself. SSS was pretty tired. Half-Life then came out second accompanied by Cho'Gall. SSS charges to the ring and Half-Life rolls to ring side. The ref calls for Half-Life to get into the ring, while SSS waits in the other corner. The bell is sounded and the quickly grapple, which
SSS easily overpowers him. SuperStar throws Half-Life to the ropes and performs a Tilt the World Backbreaker...Ouch, Half Life really felt that
one! Half-Life is getting pissed and Low Blows SSS. Half-Life then beat's down SSS with a back breaker. Both men begin to brawl, both throwing pooches back and forth, the crowd is really getting into this! Half-Life and SSS get up again and lock up. SSS gives a good kick to his gut and Bulldog's him. Cho'Gall came in the Ring and helped Half-Life and beat up SSS. They used a double clotheslines any many double teams, even a spike piledriver. The ref threatened to bar Cho'Gall from ringside if he didn't leave. Cho'Gall got some more hits and slid outside the ring.Half-Life now has the advantage. SSS still got up and came back. With shots to the face with right hands, he knocked Half-Life on his knees. Half-Life was sitting in his knees and SSS ran off the ropes and dropkicked him. Half-Life went on the ground. SSS put his arms in the air and the crowd cheers very loud. SSS took control isulated Half-Life
s arm, with knee drops the arm, armbars, and arm wrenches. When Half-Life got up he use that to his advantage by doing many whips and arm drags and Japanese arm drags. Half-Life was hurting but he stayed up (with his arm hanging), SSS went for a clothesline but Half-Life put the ref in front of him, the ref gets knocked down. The Ref is knocked out!!! SSS checks if the ref is ok, he is moving.
Cho'Gall walks over to the announcer position and grabs a chair and brings it with him the ring. Cho'Gall goes to hit SSS with a chair... he ducks and creams Half-Life, SSS picks up the chair and hits
Cho'Gall.
He just rolls him out of the ring. The ref is getting up now. SSS pins Half-Life and the ref counts struggling 1----2----3. The ref calls for the bell. Here is your winner, SuperStar Steve
Studlee! Cho'Gall, Oddball,
Half-Life, And these two red guys with numbers on
them, all came down and started beating up SSS! They continued this with chairs... bats... and anything they could get their hands on. Oddball then put on the Figure Four on SSS by using the post(Oddball outside the ring, and SSS has his groan on the post and is inside the ring) and Cho'Gall kept the referee's away. SSS was hanging on Darren came running down to the ring with a bat!
He sure doesn't look to good. He ran to Oddball and hit his leg a couple times with the bat... until The Xtreme Xcellance started beating the shit out of him. Boy, Oddball must have a bad leg by
now! They continued the beating on Darren and Oddball. Then The Xtreme Xcellance left with Darren as the Paramedics dealt with the extremely hurt SSS. Daemon Vs. Mike Hunter Hardcore Championship Daemon and Hunter walk out and stare each other down. Neither has any members of their team out. This may be a straight-up hardcore match!! Daemon runs at Hunter right off the start. He plows right into him and Hunter rolls out. He signals towards the back and he starts to chuckle a little. Fuel and Carnage come running out armed with a bat and chair! They are just about to the ring and Daemon sees them. He grunts and does a suicide dive into both!!! All three are sprawled out on the concrete. Daemon gets up and laughs at the other two. He forgets that Hunter is his main target, and he sneaks up behind him with a thing of NACHOS!! Hunter throws the lukewarm cheese at Daemon and gouges his eyes with the chips!! Daemon grabs Hunter and sends him headfirst into the guard rail. He wipes off the cheese and kicks Hunter in the head. Daemon walks over to Fuel and Carnage and picks both of them up by the neck. He raises them over his head and Hunter pushes him over! Daemon falls back onto the chair! Hunter drags Daemon back to the ring. Carnage starts beating him with the bat and Fuel beats him with the chair. Mike hunter goes for the pin...1...2..just then the lights dim to a Deep Purple Haze! BOOM! A Flaming Hell Star explodes above the ring!
Just then, Ultimate
Darkness,
Plague, Fiend
& the Druid run down the aisle, slide into the ring and begin to Dismantle Mike Hunter! Fiend grabs his areas, while Ultimate Darkness throws a Steel Chair into the ring! Plague catches it ... WHAP! He nailed Mike Hunter across the head with the Steel Chair! Ultimate Darkness grabs Carnage and throws him out of the ring and beats him with a club. Druid takes Fuel out with a DDT and does it again on the cement. Moments later, the lights were back on as HELL'S ARMY was GONE, leaving Hunter and Daemon sprawled out in the ring. The ref is outside of the ring and is curled into a little ball, hoping not to be attacked. When he sees the lights back on, he jumps back into the ring. He starts to kick Hunter and Daemon to get up. Neither move. He sighs and just stands there. Then, over the Titan tron, Hell's Army and Dead Pool are having an all-out brawl in the Staff Parking lot! There is total chaos!! All of the staff members are out there fighting for the life of their cars!
There are so many people out there that nothing can be said about the conditions. In the ring, Hunter rolls over onto
Daemon!...1...2...DAEMON GRABS THE ROPES!!! Both stagger to their feet and Daemon sends Hunter out of the ring. Hunter falls lies on the ground. Daemon climbs out and throws Hunter into the crowd. They stumble into the hallway and out to the ticket booths. Daemon rushes at Hunter, but he dodges and Daemon puts his head through a ticket window! Daemon staggers back and chops Hunter across the chest. That sends him into a guy carrying a bunch of papers. Something hit him in the side of his head. He yells in anger and Hunter laughs at him. The guy is pissed off and takes out a club and starts beating Hunter!!! Daemon smacks the guy aside and drags Hunter over to the stairs...the very same stairs where he beat the now retired Wolf!! Daemon throws Hunters head into the handrail. Hunter staggers back and Daemon goes to punch Hunter, but misses!! Hunter ducks under the punch and kicks him in the stomach. Hunter puts on the KIDD SLAM!!! HE put on the Kidd Slam Again! And pinned! 1-2- Daemon still kicked out. Hunter picks him up... KIDD SLAM Once More! He pins Daemon...1...2...3!!!! MIKE HUNTER WON!!! He's STILL HARDCORE CHAMP!! Hell's Army and Dead Pool rush in, still battling.
They all get into a big brawl and Dead Pool escapes into the locker rooms... Fuel, Mike Hunter Vs.
SSS, ??? Tag Team Championship This was one of the weirdest matches ever. It started out with Fuel and Mike Hunter come down to the ring. Then.... SSS'S Music came on. The crowd went into an instant outburst. But... out came Half-Life, Cho'Gall, and 2 Guys in Red. One with a 1 on him and one with a 2 on him. Half-Life starts talking on his mic: Half-Life: ok, ok. As well all know, your , SSS is kinda... Dead. And that phony Pizza Boy... Darren is well "GOOD as Gone". So, that leaves me and Vince in charge. Vince you can just take a seat where you belong... in the kitchen. (Crowd laughs). SHUT UP! Now... for this match. Since SSS can't make it, and well Wolf is on Vacation, that leaves me, THE BOSS to make a decision. This match is going to be... A No-Interference Match. Sound good? Of course it does. AND, it is going to be a triple threat elimination match. The Tag Title are up for grabs. You may be asking yourself... Triple Threat? There is only 1 team! Well, you see 3 guys behind me correct?? And there is 2 people a team correct? So, me and Cho'Gall will team up... and number one and two will team up together. So, let's fight. The Xtreme Xcellance make there way to the ring. The Dead pool sure is outnumbered.... Mike Hunter ran to the ropes and tackled down #2 and Half-Life! Cho'Gall started fighting with Hunter. #1 went in the ring and started fighting and losing to Fuel! #2 and Half-Life went in the ring and all started attacking Fuel. Half-Life stopped and laid down. #1 went and laid on him for the pin! 1-2-3!! We have winners! No way! Dead pool are pissed off and will want some revenge!
Here are your winners, AND THE NEW TAG TEAM
CHAMPIONS, #1 AND #2 RED... Who are they. #1 takes off his costume... Who is that?? It's... It's... JESTER!! He yells: "Remember ME??" .. Now #2 take off his costume.... ha-ha. It's Little Boy Blue! Wait... He is taking off that costume! He was wearing 2 costumes! It's... It's... THE DRAGON!!
So, The Dragon and Jester are the NEW Tag Team
Champions! Oddball Vs. Mystery Opponent Dream Championship This is the match everyone has been waiting for. Oddball makes his great entrance. He doesn't have anyone escorting him as they are at the back partying with there victory. But they said they will come if Oddball is in trouble. It was time for the mystery Man. The music hit... And Justice For All by Metallica started to play... Out came a man... a figure. You couldn't tell who it was... It was too dark... The lights started to brighten... It was the newest member of the DWF! 2Slick! Oddball started pointing at him as 2Slick started coming closer. Suddenly, from behind Oddball came a Man in Black with a chain! He ran and hit Oddball with the chain! Ding Ding Ding. The matches Starts! This The MIB pins Oddball! 1-2-3!!
Ding Ding Ding. Here is your winner, A...
Half-Life comes running down to the ring and starts talking to the ref. Half-Life: You idiot! The match isn't over! Oddball got his foot on the rope! (Everyone looks shocked, they didn't see no foot!). This match will continue at once. Well, he convinces the ref that the match will continue. Half-Life is now trying to take the shirt off of the ref so he can be the ref... Vince McMahon came down to Ringside with a mic!! Vince: Half-Life, Cho'Gall, you other 2 dummies... Get Your ass out of ringside... you are barred from ringside for this match! (The crowd is shocked, Then they start cheering!) This match will continue without any Xtreme Xcellance interference!
Remember Half-Life, I HAVE THE BRASS TO FIRE YOUR
ASS! (Crowd Cheers).
Half-Life, The
Dragon, Jester, and Cho'Gall leave ringside, as the bell rings and the match continues. Oddball has a very sore leg, he is tired, and now he is sore from that shot of that chain. But, they lock up. The MIB throws Oddball to the ropes and goes for a clothesline. Oddball ducks it and delivers a drop kick. Oddball picks up The MIB and gives him a Body Slam, followed by a leg drop. oh... wrong leg.. Oddball limps again. Oddball throws The MIB to the ropes, but The MIB comes back with a spear to Oddball's leg! What a shot. Oddball flipped around. The MIB ran to the ropes... SLAP... The MIB got hit in his back by a chair... It was Bobby Bones! He runs up to Vince and slaps him! He then dances away! A couple members of Hell's Army come out and beat the shit out of Bobby Bones. Oddball covered The MIB, but The MIB kicked out at a 2. Oddball went to the top rope and delivered a huge splash. Oddball hurt himself, but inflicted more pain on The MIB. Oddball went for the cover again. 1-2- Kick out. Oddball got up... He was signaling for the Paralyzer! He went for it... And got it hooked! The MIB was getting pain for only a few seconds... Oddball's leg must have been too sore as he couldn't put a constant pressure on. Before Oddball knew it... The MIB actually reversed it on him!!! Oddball was in extreme pain... especially on his leg... there was almost tears from his eyes as... he kept on going closer to the ropes... and closer... the belt meant too much to him.... he couldn't give up... closer.... he started gaining energy from such thoughts and finally grabbed the Ropes! (Some cheers from the crowd to this most hated guy, well except to the girls of course).
Oddball slowly regained his balance from the ropes. He had trouble walking. The MIB kicked his leg and made him fall down. Oddball got up again, The MIB grabbed his shoulders... Oddball jumped forward with all of his might... HEADBUTTS The
MIB'S Head! Oddball's head was open a bit... I wonder how bad The MIB got it. Oddball covered The MIB... he should easily have him. 1....2.... 2 Slick from outside the ring, pulled Oddball off. Oddball slowly got up once more. He picked up The MIB... put The MIB I between his legs... Power Bomb!! wow! Oddball covered again. 1....2.... 2Slick pulled him again. Oddball got up and screamed! He went at 2Slick and... Whap. 2Slick hit Oddball with that Chair in his face!! The MIB crawled on top of Oddball.... 1....2.......3!!! He got him!!! The Ref must of been afraid of that 3! The MIB got him! Who is he! We have a new Dream Champion! 2Slick gets in the ring and hold The MIB up... and unmasks him.... IT'S CARNAGE!!! Carnage finally got it!
Here is your winner, AND THE NEW DREAM
CHAMPION, CARNAGE!!! It's a start of a new era alright! The rest of the Dead pool come out to congratulate the victor Carnage... boy does he look bad... but he has that smile on his face.... And Oddball's leg? Will it recover?? The camera goes to the back as Half-Life is kicking in the TV. Cho'Gall comes in the room with Darren who is out. Cho'Gall gets in the limo, and throws Darren in. It drives away. The rest of the Xtreme Xcellance goes to see the still US Champ... Oddball

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