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Clash of Champions: 1999
January 1, 1999


1999

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CLASH OF CHAMPIONS '99
Darren: Ok so I guest that I'm going to interview Rob Van Dam now so Everybody let's hear it for Rob Van Dam. Darren: What are your thoughts about the one Jason Brawler. RVD: First off the one. Yah more like sucking one. In this Interview I will bring out the biggest surprise in the world. This guy will kill Jason Brawler. Are you ready! Fans are chanting so that means there ready. Ok people mea your worst enemies that will choke everyone out his name is TAZ!!! (Taz walks out) Darren: Taz are you ready to wrestle in DWF! (Taz takes the mic from Darren) Taz: Brawler you are face to face with your worst enemies. You step over the line in my territory. Brawler beat me if you can survive if I let you. Huckster vs. Nacho Man Ref - Billionaire Ted Billionaire Ted, the REFF down the aisle, with a 31 door Limo! He go into the ring, and called out tWo member, NACHO MAN! Nacho Man came out of the car, and made his way to the ring. From there, a ring announcer shoved him into the ring! After that, the car drove away, and HUKSTER, from tWo was called to the ring! The music hit, as he appeared at the end of the aisle. He began to CRY that the Music was too loud, he said that he couldn't concentrate! He pulled out his and headed in the General direction of the ring. About 5 minutes later, we hit the FAST FORWARD Button, we stopped a min, later, as Huckster was in the middle of the aisle!
Back in the ring, Nacho Man began to climb to the top. Around
15 min. later, Huckster was about 5 feet away from ringside, and Nacho Man was on the 2nd rope! About 15 min. after all of that, the Camera Man began to get a Sore arm, so he put down the Camera. Walked over towards Huckster, and carried him to ringside! Then, he walked back, stretched for a bit, and then continued! The Crowd, at this point, was Dead Asleep!
A few min. after that, Huckster made it to the
2nd step with his Walker! Long after that, he was on the top! Billionaire Ted opened up the ropes, as Nacho Man just made it to the top! 2 min. later, Huckster got in the ring, as Billionaire Ted began his Wrasslin' match! Nacho Man was still on the top, and he was afraid to get down! Huckster couldn't find him, so he began to run to the ropes. He dropped his Walker! He fell down to one knee, and Nacho Man fell of the ropes! He is Injured! Huckster, then fell on his other knee, and then hit the ground! Billionaire Ted didn't know what to DO! Both Superstars Wanna Be's are DOWN!
Billionaire Ted began the Count ... 1-2-3-4- ... um ... 6- ... no, I forgot a
Number! Then, he re-counted!
After about a Half an Hour of Re-counting, Nacho Man began to
move! Huckster, then also began to move! Billionaire Ted helped up Nacho Man, as he seemed exhausted! Then ... Well, it's the "BIG MOE!"

Paul Kite's music hit, as he walked down to the ring, picked up Huckster, put him on his feet, and then began to leave!
As he was leaving, Gillberg ran
out, attempted to Spear him, but he slipped, and broke his nose! Big Moe picked him up, and carried him to the back!
Back to the ring, Huckster
& Nacho Man are still resting! Huckster's face was Covered in sweat, as his Balding head began to Shine! His painted Mustache began to leak, and he blinked, as his wrinkles made a Squeaking Noise! Nacho Man, was about the same, except, he wasn't as bald! Huckster, then began to move, as Nacho Man attempted to run to the ropes! They BOTH Fell! Billionaire Ted didn't know what to do anymore, as he was beginning to Grow a Beard! Eventually, an Ambulance came, and they hoisted both wrestlers into the ambulance, and drove them down to the hospital! Later on, we got a Call saying that Huckster tried to hit on a Woman that just Died of old age, and the Nurse slapped him, and his Dentures fell out of the door, and a Doctor slipped on them, and broke his arm! Nacho Man, was treated for exhaustion, and a Lack of talent!

Space Ghost Tournament Space Ghost vs. Bad Boy

(MATCH 1 of 6) The Executioner (special Ring Announcer) called in bad Boy, the music was then cut short, as SPACE GHOST was called in! Space Ghost ran in the ring, as Tick, the special Ref struck Bad Boy from behind!
From there, Space Ghost began the
assault! This was a Short match, as Tick yelled at Bad Boy, while Space Ghost climbed to the top, from there, Space Ghost jumped and Tick turned Bad Boy over ... DESTRUCTO RAY! Space Ghost covered ... 1-2-3!
Here is your winner, SPACE
GHOST!

Space Ghost vs.
Man

(MATCH 2 of 6)
Then, Tick
& Executioner left while
Man ran to the ring, on the way down the aisle, Executioner tripped him, and when he fell, he broke his nose!
From there, Space Ghost threw him into the Steel
Steps, and then rolled him into the ring. POWER BOMB! He covered ... 1-2-3!
Here is your winner, SPACE
GHOST!

Space Ghost vs. Sable

(MATCH 3 of 6)
Then, Team CORPORATE
member, Sable ran to the ring, but before she got in, Space Ghost STRUCK here with a STEEL CHAIR! From there, be BASHED her head open on the Steel Post, and then Power Bombed her through a TABLE! From there, he rolled her into the ring, beat on her for a bit and Space Ghost covered ... 1-2-3!
Here is your winner, SPACE
GHOST!
JUST IN
Razor, one of Space Ghost's opponents, has just been attacked! Rumors have it that it was by Executioner & Moltar!

Space Ghost vs. Huckster
(MATCH 4 of 6) Just then, the "REAL AMERICAN"

Theme began to Play, as HUKSTER from tWo made his way down the aisle! Space Ghost get a GOOD 20 min. rest before Huckster touched the steps! Following that, another 10 min, of Huckster Climbing the Steps!
Eventually, Space Ghost walked up to
Huckster, who was on the 2nd step out of the 3, and slapped him! Huckster lost his balance, and Fell! My, it was a BAD & CHEAP FALL!
From there, Space Ghost took him time going outside the ring. After
that, he SMASHED Huckster into the Steel Post! After that, he Threw him into the Protective Railing! Huckster seemed unconscious, as Space Ghost gave him a Simple Body Slam! From there, he rolled him into the ring, climbed the top, yelled at the Ref to pick Huckster up, and ... DESTRUCTO RAY! Space Ghost covered ... 1-2-3!
Here is your winner, SPACE
GHOST!

Space Ghost vs. Razor

(MATCH 5 of 6) Space Ghost then grabbed the mic, began to make fun of the opponents that he had Just beat, as then he called out Razor! Razor never came out! Space Ghost then began to say that he heard that Razor was a COWARD, and ran home to his FAT momma! He continued to Joke about Razor, until the Lights dimmed, and the

AC/DC Theme

"RAZOR'S EDGE" began to Play! Space Ghost looked in Shock, as the Crowd began to Cheer! Razor was THERE! His forehead was cut a bit, and he had a slight limp, but he charged to the ring, as the fight began! clothesline! Space Ghost got up, and Razor Clotheslined him over again!
After that, Razor slammed
him, and then chucked him outside the ring!
From there, Razor threw Space Ghost into the Steel
Steps! Then, he began to attack Space Ghost with Fists! From there, he threw Space Ghost back into the ring, and as Razor was coming back in, "ZORAK came from Under the ring, and WHAP! He Nailed Razor with a BAT across his INJURED Leg!
From there, Space Ghost began an
assault! He really began to Slaughter him! He banged Razor's face to ALL corners of the ring times each, and then Clotheslined him over!
From there, Space Ghost went for a cover ...
1-2- ... Razor kicked out! Space Ghost continued to attack Razor, but eventually Razor began to Block the punches, and Throw in One of his Own! Eventually, he threw Space Ghost to the ropes, Clothesline! He went to do it again, but Zorak grabbed his Leg! As razor fell, and began to get up, Space Ghost quickly Climbed to the top, and as Razor stood, and turned ... DESTRUCTO RAY! Space Ghost went for a Pin ... 1-2-3!
Here is your winner, SPACE
GHOST!

Space Ghost vs. Birdman

(MATCH 6 of 6)
Just then, FIREWORKS set at the ring
entrance, as Birdman began to walk down the ring! Before he got there, tWo member "NACHO MAN"

Smacked him in the Back with a Steel Chair!
From there, The Tick also came and attacked
Birdman, CHOKE SLAM!
Eventually, Space Ghost walked over and scattered everyone away from
Birdman! He threw him in the ring, where SPEAK: the FURRY Moist Avenger, the REFF of that match was waiting! Space Ghost laid on as a cover ... Speak counted ...123! WOW! That was a Fast PIN!
Here is your winner, SPACE
GHOST! Just then, everyone from Team G.H.O.S.T. came to the ring, as Executioner was carrying a Case! They got into the ring, as Tick began to speak ... TICK: "Space
Ghost, I know that YOU out of ALL people in this
E-FED deserve a TITLE! So, what we did is MAKE you one! YOU, are a GREAT one with NIGN, Intelligence! So, let I, be the FIRST to INTRODUCE you as the NEW DWF's champion, of them ALL!" "SPACE GHOST, here you go, the DWF's 'GREAT ONE' CHAMPIONSHIP!"

Space Ghost whipped the Tear, as he Held up his GREAT ONE's CHAMPIONSHIP title! GW Bridge Vs. Chris Jericho Ref - Vince McMahon Vince McMahon, the Special Guest Ref made his way to the ring. The GLASS broke, as GW Bridge, leader of Team S.H.I.E.L.D. made his way to the ring! He got in and grabbed a mic ...

"CHRIS JERICHO, your 'Y2J' Plan will end HERE, TONIGHT!"

GW raised his hand into the air like a Salute, as the words SHIELD exploded above the ring in Fireworks! Just then, the Lights in the Arena went BLACK, as the TITAN-TRON turned on, and the number 10 appeared, and began to count ... 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 ... BOOM! Fireworks SET! The words appeared, then "JERICHO!"

The crowd went into an INSTANT ROAR! Then, then music hit, and CHRIS JERICHO was THERE!

"WELCOME to PPV is JERICHO! Vince, my buddy, you will NOT ruin this for MEE!
GW Bridge, I will make you FALL like the ONE in
LONDON!"
Just as Chris Jericho was about to say something aisle, GW took off running towards
him, he swung a Clothesline but Chris Jericho ducked and smacked GW with the mic!
From there, Jericho
hip-tossed GW onto the pavement! After that, he began kicking him, that is until Vince McMahon ran down and Forced Chris Jericho to stop!
From there, Chris Jericho
& Vince began to argue, as Vince shoved him!
Just then, GW got
up, and Struck Y2J from behind! GW Bridge now, began to take control of the match! GW then threw Jericho, pulled him back - Short Arm Clothesline! After that, he began to attack him to ringside. Jericho blocked, and began to punch back! Then, he screamed, and GW nailed him down with a Hard right punch!
From there, GW threw Chris Jericho into the Steel
Steps! After that, he went to charge him, but Jericho flipped him over!
After that, Chris Jericho stood on the top
step, and when
GW got up, Chris Jericho Drop Kicked GW
over! After that, he gave him a couple Elbow Drops, and then picked him up, and was about to Slam him on the Table, when Vince pulled GW off!
Once again, Vince McMahon
& Chris Jericho began to argue!
While that was happening, GW pulled out a
Mini-Phone, called someone, and then smashed it over the Back of Jericho!
After that, GW Bridge rolled him into the
ring, for the bell to Officially Ring! GW threw Chris Jericho to the ropes, attempted a Power Slam, but Jericho jumped over him, ran to the other side, and gave GW Bridge a Flying Clothesline!
After that, Chris Jericho began to give GW some Submission holds to the
back! Following, he picked him u, and gave him 3 Back Breakers in a Row!
Just then, Sniper
& Random from Team S.H.I.E.L.D. charged down the ring ... Sniper swung his steel chair, as Chris Jericho ducked, pulled it away from him, and WHAP! Struck Sniper down! From there, a in a ran down the ring, and attacked Random in the leg, and then gave him a Hard chair shot to the Upper Back area!
Then, GW struck Chris Jericho down with a Hard Clothesline from
Behind! He went for the cover ... 1-2- ... Chris Jericho kicked out! As Sniper & Random were heading to the back, the MAN in a MASK began to attack them again! Eventually, he NAILED them both over the Head with a STEEL CHAIR, and then dragged them back to the Locker Area!
Back in the ring, GW Bridge swung for a
Clothesline, but Chris Jericho ducked it, while kicking GW in the stomach! From there, he gave GW a Spinning Neck Breaker, and then a Suplex Pin ... 1-2- ... GW kicked out!
Not long after that, Chris Jericho was trying a Submission hold on
GW, when GW came to and flipped him over with a Fireman's Carry!
After that, GW wrapped Chris Jericho into a
Sleeper, when Vince began to Laugh! Soon, the crowd began a chant ... Y2J! Y2J! Chris Jericho began to gain the Momentum, as he fought back, got out of sleeper, and gave GW Bridge a Stunner! He covered ... 1-2- ... GW Bridge kicked out!
A bit after all of that, GW began to fight back with Fists of
Fury!
Punch after punch, Chris Jericho began to become
Unstable! Clothesline! Jericho goes down, then he gets back up, as GW clotheslines him down Again!
Just then, GW Bridge
stopped, as he looked at the end of the aisle ... There, stood the MASKED MAN! He was standing there, watching while in a Superman style Pose! While GW Bridge looked on, he began to yell at him ... WHAP! What the HELL??? Vince McMahon struck GW BRIDGE in the BACK with a STEEL CHAIR! Chris Jericho stood there in SHOCK, then he shook his head, wrapped on the LION TAMMER, and Vince called for the BELL!
Here is your winner, CHRIS
JERICHO! Then, after that the
MASKED MAN ran to the ring, Power Bombed GW
Bridge, clapped hands with Chris Jericho, and then they BOTH left together!
Back in the RING, Vince McMahon waved his hands as
HELL'S
ARMY members, Ultimate Darkness
& Angel of Death held GW down. Vince grabbed the mic ...

"GW, you are a LOSER! You asked for a FAVOR, and I gave it to YOU - I let you LIVE!"

Just the, "Y2J,"

Chris Jericho's theme began to play again, to taunt GW!
But, One question REMAINS ... WHO was the MASKED
MAN? Big Daddy Long Legs Vs. Small Sonny Short Legs DNA Match First BDLL made his way down to the ring with his music and grabbed a mic and started talking about how he isn't the father of SDSL and that he would never want to be his father because he is gay and he has never been with a woman except when he was 2 1/2 years old! So that he couldn't be a father unless he had some un-normal dysfunction. BDLL then called out his so called son. SDSL came out to what he thinks is his fathers music as well. SDSL grabs the mic from BDLL and he says for all of you who don't know what a DNA match is he is how it works. ---- first in the beginning we take a blood sample from each of the participants which in case there is only two of us. Then we fight and then whoever gets the first pin or submission gets to pick the results of the test. They can make the results whatever they want. On to the match. This match was pretty quick since neither wrestler has very good stamina and that they are both very pathetic. BDLL started out with the advantage and then SDSL came out with a drop kick and SDSL soon had the advantage very quickly. SDSL soon knocked out BDLL of the ring and BDLL climbed back in and BDLL threw SDSL out of the ring and then SDSL climbed in and threw BDLL out of the ring over the top rope and BDLL climbed back into the ring and then he threw SDSL out of the ring and SDSL thought that this could be going on for a while so SDSL grabbed a chair and climbed back into the ring and hit BDLL over the head he went for the pin but the ref called for the bell. So here is your winner of the DNA match BDLL. Wait here comes JR VP Darcy what is he doing out here? Darcy grabs a mic and says to the ref and to everybody " maybe you all didn't know but this match is a hardcore match and anything goes so here isn't your winner BDLL. So ring that damn bell and get the match on. So the match went on and continued and SDSL still had the chair in his hand so he hit BDLL over the head again. SDSL went for the pin 1-2-3. Here is the official winner of the DNA match SDSL. SDSL grabs the mic "you know you all think that I am going to say that I AM BDLL son but I got another idea I am going to say the opposite. Because the only person who knows that I AM BDLL son is SDSL's mother and she isn't here tonight so I got to say this straight out ----- I AM BDLL's FATHER! There it is out I am NOT his son but his father so you can all shut up about it now. So BDLL is right he couldn't be my father because he has never been with a woman because he is gay! But I am not gay so I have a wife so I have been with a woman! So does that make everybody happy now? crowd NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jason Brawler Vs. Rod Van Dam Street - Falls Counts Anywhere Both RVD and Jason Brawler are set in the match billed as RVD vs. the wrestler formerly known as RVD. Right off the stared, they lock up and Brawler gets thrown into a mailbox! Envelopes fly everywhere! RVD grabs one and opens it and starts reading the letter! A cop then comes up to arrest RVD for tampering with the mail. RVD tries to fight him off, but he had some problems, so... Both Brawler and RVD take him out and throw him into a butcher shop. They battle some more and RVD gets chucked into a lamp post. They are going at it, neck and neck. A low hum of an engine is heard in the distance. Neither wrestler notice the arrival of Taz in a lime VW Bug! He floors the thing and gets it up to 20 mph! Both look at him and scream! They run for cover, but neither gets out of the way in time. Taz tries to avoid Jason, but he nicks him and they are flattened. Taz jumps out of the car and puts Brawler on top of RVD! The ref counts...1-2-3! Then the cop comes over and arrests Taz for hitting the two... Psycho Supernova Vs. Bobby Bones Hell In The Cell - No Interference(if someone doesn't show up, he is forced to retire) Bobby Bones got called in first and well, he was literally pushed in the cage. Cho'Gall pushed him in. Cho'Gall was enforcing this match, as I don't know why. Well Psycho Supernova came down to the ring and he was pumped!
He ran straight in the Cell and speared Bobby Bones. He then pummeled on him. After about a minute, Psycho Supernova had Bobby Bones bleeding already from shots to his face. Bobby was bleeding in his nose and mouth. Psycho Supernova started banging
Bobby's head against the Cell for about a minute. Well, Bobby's face was all ripped up. ouch. Psycho Supernova picked up Bobby Bones and delivered a huge Power Bomb. Psycho Supernova then took Bobby Bones to the top rope and delivered a Bigger Power Bomb, but from the top!!
Bobby Bones was totally out cold. He was bleeding all over. So, Psycho Supernova went for the pin.
1-2- Psycho Supernova lift Bobby up. Psycho then performed it... Champaign Supernova!!
Psycho pinned. 1-2-3. It's all over. Here is your winner, Psycho Super
Nova! Bungle Vs. Bob #1
Contender Peoples Bob made his way out as a cop. Then came Bungle. They both got into the ring. The crowd was yelling all through this one. Bob started off with a quick spin heel kick. Bungle wobbled up and Bob speared him. Bungle went down. He got back up and hit him with a low blow. Bob went down in pain. Bungle went to the ropes and taunted the fans. Bob got up and the crowd cheered even louder. Bungle got a nice look on his face and Bob performed a neck breaker. Bungle got up. Bob hit him in the gut and put on an even flow DDT. Bungle took a while to get up. bob looked at Bungle like a freak. Bungle got up and slipped on an over the head belly to belly Suplex. Bob hit hard. Bungle put on three reverse belly to back duplexes. Bob was out. Bungle pinned and got a one......... two.... KICK OUT. Bob got up and started to Bob up like Hogan, Bungle hit him and he
didn't go down. Bob threw him into the ropes and put the boot to the face. Bob picked him up for the Bobber. Bob GOT THE BOBBER!!!!! Bob goes for a pin but breaks it. He heads for the feet. He DOES THE SHARPSHOOTER!!!!! BUNGLE IS TAPPING!!!! BUNGLE IS TAPPING!!! BOB WINS! BOB IS THE NEW #1 CONTENDER FOR THE PEOPLES CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!! Chyna Vs. Medusa Vs. Ericka Draven Women's Championship All three enter the ring and Medusa holds her title high. The announcer takes is and the bell rings. All three kind of do circles around each other. Medusa takes the first offensive by pushing Chyna over the ropes. Draven slips outside and beats down Chyna. She shoots her into the guardrail, then stairs, and into the crowd!
Meanwhile, Medusa climbs to the turnbuckle and smacks Draven. Chyna gets up and heads back to the ring. The ref is yelling at them to get back
in, but none head his calls. He lets the match go on, though.
They battle back and forth, Draven is
winning, then Medusa, then Chyna. It's a close match. Wait! What is that fan doing!? He's got an "I wanna be like Bungle" shirt on and he's exposing himself to all three. He tries to hump them, but the ref has enough and rings the bell. A triple DQ! A sense of anticipation, clouds over the arena, as the fans await the arrival of their champion. The arena, suddenly, turns into blackness. Then hits "And Justice For All" by Metallica. The center of the ring becomes illuminated by a dim, white light. Suddenly, from the center of the ring, arises, your champion, Carnage. He comes up, on a small square platform, the pyros go off around the platform, they join to make a purplish color. Carnage, ever so slowly, continues to rise from the center of the ring. He crowd is on their feet, cheering, stomping, and clapping. Carnage's body equals ring level, he lifts up his head, and looks into the crowd. His body is covered in his normal wrestling attire. His white, pale skin, moves slowly. He then, moves out of the center of the ring, and up to a nearby turnbuckle. While there, he lifts the belt, over his head in glory, as he hears the huge response from the crowd. He then does so, for the other three turnbuckles. He eventually, settles back into the center of the ring, and raises the microphone to his lips, and waits to speak. Carnage - Tonight will be a night, that we be a huge part of history!!!!
Tonight, I will
go, one on one, with the number one contender, Jc Lone Wolf 3:16. He will make his way down to the ring, frightened, by the booing from the crowd, as they toss various items at him. Then, my music will play, and I'll carry the People's championship belt with me down to the ring, and I'll immediately start my mauling on Jc. Soon, it will be over, and I'll deliver the "End of the World", from the top rope, and he'll be totally TKO'ed. I'll once again, walk away, with my belt. As the people, chant my name...and Jc Lone Wolf, suffers the embarrassment of getting totally destroyed, in front of all those people. Tonight, will be a night to remember..I will make my presence felt, in more than one way, and there's nothing that can stand in my way(except maybe Darren). All those, supposed Superstars, of the DWF, will have a whole new respect for me, as I humiliate, each and everyone of them. Proving, that they, can't even comprehend, what I'm truly all about!!! Beware...of you'll regret it!!!! MORE POWER JC Wolf 3:16
Vs. Carnage People's Championship Carnage and JC Wolf make their way out to the ring. Carnage gets the first hit with a clothesline... maybe not, JC blocked
it, and gave Carnage a DDT. JC picked Carnage up and threw him to the ropes. Carnage ran back with a Big Boot. Jc Wolf almost fell outside the ring. Carnage comes to JC as JC delivers a Low Blow! JC gets up and delivers a Power Bomb to Carnage!! JC pinned. 1-2- Carnage barely kicked out. JC picked Carnage up, and Carnage jumped up and head butt JC's fore head. They lock up and Carnage throws JC over his shoulder. He stomps on him some and JC rolls outside. He paces around some, shaking his head. Carnage climbs to the top rope and drop-kicks him! Both men are down and shaken up. JC hit the guardrail and is doubled over on it. Carnage is the first to get up and flips JC into the crowd, hitting his face on a chair. Carnage picks up JC and throws him into the ring post. The ref calls for them to get back into the ring. Carnage rolls JC into the ring, but gets caught up in the ropes when getting back in. JC takes advantage of his mishap and pushes him to the ground. The ref holds JC back and looks to see how Carnage is. A man in black rushes up behind JC and starts beating him with a chair! JC is out and Carnage limps into the ring. He covers...1-2-3! The winner and still People's Champion, Carnage!!!!
SSS, Wolf Vs.
Andre, BOB Tag Team Championship Bob and Andre made their ways out. They crowd cheered. Bob and Andre came out together. Then came SSS and Wolf to the Untouchable theme. Bob and Wolf started in the ring. Bob pulled off some quick cheap shots to begin. Bob put on some quick ddts and some quick elbow drops. Bob went for a pin and SSS broke it. Andre beat on SSS. Wolf picked up Bob and tried a Wolf bite. Bob reversed it. Bob put him down. The crowd cheered. Bob tagged Andre. Andre went to SSS and knocked him off the side. Wolf low blowed Andre. Andre wasn't stunned, but he was hurting. He picked Wolf up by the hair. Wolf tripped Andre with a crashing blow. Bob got in and beat on Wolf. SSS got in and Beat on Bob everyone was fighting. The ref got control and Andre went out as did SSS. Wolf tagged SSS AGAIN and the two double teamed Bob. bob threw them into the ropes and Clotheslined them. SSS got up first and Bob put on a pedigree. SSS was out. Then Wolf went for a reverse DDT. Bob went down. Andre got in and was put down by the WOLFBITE!!!! He pinned him and the ref didn't count. Wolf went to Bob and pinned. 1.........2 KICKOUT!!!! Bob got up and put a sleeper on wolf. He got a nine. He let Wolf out. Wolf eventually got up. SSS went to the floor. Andre rolled to the ropes. Bob tagged Andre. Andre hit Wolf with the big boot. Bob grabbed a chair and helped SSS up. Bob got into the ring. Bob hid the chair and Andre went for a choke slam. Andre picked Wolf up and SMACK!!! BOB SLAMMED THE CHAIR OVER ANDRE's HEAD!!!! ANDRE WENT OUT!!!!! The ref called this match a NO CONTEST!!!!!!! The three pounded on Andre. The Giants started to come out. Wolf got up and beat up one as did SSS. Bob beat up Andre some more. The three laughed. Bob was taking Andre out. Bob put the chair on Andres knee and climbed the top rope. BOB HIT A SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!! Andre was in pain. SuperStar grabbed the mic. SuperStar: OK, will everyone give a round of applause for the newest member of the Untouchables, BOB! Bob raises both arms and the crowd is screaming in approval. The three STANDING in the ring walked out together. Andre was left in ruins and the rest of the Giants got up. Mike Hunter Vs. Skitman US Championship This match started out in the back room! Mike Hunter was about to come to the ring when he got called in, but Skitman attacked him from behind with a chair. Skitman punched Mike Hunter down to the ring and threw him in. The Dragon ran through the crowd... came up behind Skitman... Low Blow! The Dragon threw Skitman in the ring as now the match begins. They both were hurt already. They got up at the same time and locked up. Skitman won the grapple and put Mike into a Head Lock. Mike threw Skitman into the ropes from that and put on a Sleeper. This sure didn't last to long. Skitman ran backwards and got Mike's back to hit the post. Skitman whipped Mike into the other post and did a Splash to him. Skitman gave Mike a Pile Driver and he pinned. 1-2- kick out. Our US Champ looks like he is in trouble. Mike slowly gets up as he sees that someone is coming down to the ring... It's Cho'Gall. Cho'Gall went to the outside of the ring and just stood there. Darren came out and talked to him for a minute. Darren then left in anger. Mike was watching this and Skitman Clotheslined him over the top. Cho'Gall picked up Mike Hunter by his neck and threw him in the ring over the top ropes! He landed on Skitman. 1-2- Oh that was close! Mike Hunter almost had it. Oh! SUDDENLY, the Lights in the Arena went BLACK, as the TITAN-TRON turned on, and the number 5 appeared, and began to count ... 5-4-3-2-1 ... BOOM! Fireworks SET! The words appeared, then "JERICHO!"

The crowd went into an INSTANT ROAR! Then, then music hit, and CHRIS JERICHO couldn't be seen!! Y2J problem himself came down through the crowd with a chair from behind Cho'Gall. He smacked it over Cho'Galls back. Cho'Gall stuttered and looked back. Jericho dropped the chair and took off. Cho'Gall went after him. Skitman started yelling at them. Mike went from behind him and put him in a Small Package. 1-2- kick out. Skitman rolled up and bounced to the ropes... Crack.... Skitman is down! what happened. Mike Hunter goes for the cover. 1-2-3!! He got him!
Here is your winner, And Still the US
Champion, Mike Hunter! Let's go look on Instant Replay. Skitman rolled, quickly got up, bounced back first to the ropes... there it is, A Masked Man from out of nowhere. Skitman got cheated! Wait!! Jericho came running down towards Mike Hunter with the chair again. Mike just watches hopelessly... CRACK. Jericho railed him down with the chair. Cho'Gall comes out, he is still after Jericho!! Untouchables(The Dragon, Andy, SSS, Wolf) Vs. The Wolfpac(Kevin Nash, Sting,
X-Pac, Road
Dogg) The Stables Championship The crowd was really excited about this match. First Dragon, Andy, SSS, and Wolf of the Untouchables come out holding up the Stable' belts up high. Wolf looks worried as he seems to look into the crowd for something....The "Wolfpac howl" is heard over the speakers and Nash,
Sting, Road Dogg
& X-Pac make there way out with a confused cheer. The match begins. Nash Attacks Dragon, while the other 3 men from both teams begin to brawl outside the ring. The crowd is going nuts! Nash seems to have the upper advantage in the lock up, but
Dragon pulls back and flips him over and lays him to the mat. Nash gets up right away with a concealed weapon in his' fist he knocks Dragon to the ground.... Andy runs in to save Dragon with a full assault on Nash. Somehow, Nash kicks Andy straight in the
balls! Nash gets up and performs a Suplex on Andy. Dragon is pulled to the outside as X-Pac puts him in the figure four. Road Dogg then makes it to the ring, grabs Andy and pulls the 3-Punch Combo...Road Dogg goes for the pin on Andy...1.....2.... No!!!
SSS comes in to break the count. Sting and X-Pac team up on Wolf and continue to throw cheap shots at Wolf. . Dragon is knocked out over by the announcer's table. Three Men in Black come to the center ramp looking over the brawl. Wolf, Andy and SSS get a glance at the men. Wolf is screaming
"I'm going to Kill You All Who Ever You are!!"

Both the Wolf Pac too turn around to see what going on while X-Pac runs to get a chair.....One of the Men in Black has a mic with him..he yells...."We...ARE...THE DEAD POOL!!!!!"

They all take their masks off. The crowd is in a huge shock. It's... It's CARNAGE..FUEL and MIKE HUNTER!!! They were behind it all! In all the confusing, the ref was knocked out as the rest of the Untouchables run at The Dead Pool leaving Dragon left in the ring due to Road Dogg throwing Dragon back in. Nash Set's up for A Power Bomb even though Dragon is completely out!!! The Untouchables don't notice what is going on there too busy fighting the Dead Pool...Nash goes for the pin...1...2...3...4...5...the ref is still out!! This match is all unbelievable! Sting walks over to slap the ref...the ref still not knowing what is going on moves toward the pin.1....2....3...Ding Ding Ding!! Your Winners and new Stable Champions....the Wolfpac! At the sound of the bell, the Untouchables leave the brawl and run back to the ring. The Dead Pool, doing its damage escapes into the crowd laughing. The Untouchables are furious about the loss and they all attack the Wolfpac again until a bunch DWF Refs run to the ring and break it up. Dragon Vs. Dominion Light Weight Championship Well. This matchup was interesting alright. Dominion the Light Weight Champion had the privilege of getting called in first. Well, that was orders of some Commissioner. Well, now came the Dragon. His music was hit and out he came.... in crutches! The Dragon took the mic. The Dragon: Well, after that brutal attack
I faced on Tuesday, I am forced to not fight in this match.
(The crowd boos)
BUT, I have a replacement. He is the
2 time DWF Champion, one of the highest vote winners of that Mystery Man poll... NASTRADAMUS!!! (The Crowd goes crazy) Nastradamus comes out and Dominion appeared shocked. Nastradamus ran in the ring and started battling it out with Dominion. Nastradamus delivered a head butt quickly and I think broke Dominion's nose. Nastradamus then clotheslined Dominion over. He picked him up and threw him to the ropes. Dominion ducked a clothesline and countered with his own clothesline. Dominion kicked at Nastradamus a couple times. Nastradamus gave Dominion a Leg Sweep and flipped up. Nastradamus jumped back and waited for Dominion to get up. Nastradamus then gave a big drop kick and went for the cover. 1-2- Dominion kicked out. Dominion delivered a Low Blow! Then a small package! 1-2- Nastradamus kicked out. Dominion picked up Nastradamus and set him up for a Power Bomb, but Nastradamus had too much energy. Nastradamus blocked it, and gave Dominion an Eye gouge. Nastradamus ran to the ropes, but Dominion clotheslined him over. Dominion picked him up once again and took no time... Power Bomb! Dominion pinned. 1-2- Nastradamus got his foot on the ropes. Dominion took Nastradamus to the top and ... The Dragon hit Dominion with his crutch. Dominion fell. The ref didn't catch it? Nastradamus stood up... Magical Marry' go Round!!! Nastradamus pinned. 1-2-3!! He got him!!
Here is your winner, AND THE NEW LIGHT WEIGHT
CHAMPION, NASTRADAMUS!! The Dragon throws his other crutch down and celebrates with him! Fuel Vs. SuperStar Heavy Weight Championship Super Star and Fuel both come out. SSS some tired from his previous matches. I guess that is one bad thing with defending 3 titles at a PPV. The bell rang. They locked up. SSS hip tossed Fuel over. Fuel got up. The crowd cheered more for SSS. They locked up again. Fuel got his foot behind SSS'S and tripped him back. Fuel then dove on SSS and threw some shots to his head. Fuel pull SuperStar up and threw him to the ropes. Fuel delivered a knee to SuperStar's chest. Fuel runs to the ropes and delivers a leg drop... Miss! The Crowd gets on their feet once more. SuperStar rolls up, and so does Fuel. Fuel ran at him again, but SuperStar threw Fuel over the top and outside the ring. SuperStar went to the top rope and waited for Fuel to get up. Fuel got up... Flying Drop Kick!! SuperStar was slow getting up, but Fuel seemed out. SuperStar threw Fuel in the ring and pinned. 1-2- Fuel got his foot on the ropes. The ref caught it at the last second. SuperStar picks up Fuel. Fuel puts on a Small Package!! 1-2-
Oh, SSS kicked out just in time. Fuel is gaining momentum. Fuel got
up, SSS throws Fuel into the ropes but Fuel kicks SSS. He punches him some and throws him out of the ring. SuperStar lands hard. Fuel goes at the edge of the mat and delivered a good elbow drop. Fuel tries to throw him into but SSS reverses it and throws Fuel in instead. SSS rolls him into the ring and stomps on him. He slams him around and tries to go for the Super Star Sleeper! Blocked! SSS attacked again. Fuel was caught by the SuperStar in a Hunancanrana. Fuel is dropped. Steve starts stomping away. Steve give him a pile driver, and goes to the top. Steve Flies. Fuel sticks his leg up. BOOM. Steve hits the floor. Fuels Onslaught began After a Few Stomps to the chest Fuel Power Slammed Steve. Then a back breaker, and a Samoan drop. He chucks SSS to the ropes, and BOOM!. Clothesline! SSS falls to the turnbuckle. Fuel is revving up. He rushes, with a splash! Sweet Chin Music as Fuel is in mid air!. Fuel is out! Steve crawls towards Fuel. One... Two... Then he breaks out. Steve picks him up and Spine Buster. Here he goes... hunancanrana.. BLOCKED!.. Power Bomb!... Fuel goes again. BOOM. Steve is in pain.... ONE MORE!.. Boo- NO! SSS Reverses it into a famasser! Fuel is cut a little. Steve picks him up. Fuel gouges his eyes. and runs off the ropes, a JUMPING DOUBLE AX HANDEL! NO!!! SSS catches him in a knee breaker!. Fuel is on the floor. In a lot of pain. SSS grape vines the leg. Fuel is screaming. Drags him to the post and goes outside. SSS Slams Fuels knee into the post! He goes for it again... Fuel pulls his legs CRACK!. Steve goes face first!. After the count of 8 SSS makes it to the ring. Fuel limps towards SSS but SSS clips his knee.. Fuel falls right onto the ref!. HEs out. SSS walks towards Fuel.... Low Blow!.. Fuel limps towards SSS, as he's getting up... he tries to kick him... SS catches!. Straps on the Figure Four... Fuel is screaming... tears mixed with blood stream down his face... HE TAPS HE TAPS!!!!. The match is over.... NO THE REF IS OUT!..
Steve lets go and raises his arms in victory... Fuel with the last bit of energy Small packages he unsuspecting Champ... But it is blocked, SSS does a fisher man Suplex... REF IS STILL OUT
(Damn Darren needs tougher refs)... SSS sees that he's out, and Straps on the SuperStar Sleeper.... Fuel taps again!. and again... then he fades out of consciences... The Masked Man runs in and Clips Steve in the back of the Head WITH A LEAD PIPE!!!!.. SSS falls... The Sleeper is still locked!... SSS shoulders are down... ref comes to... 1...2...3!!! Ding Ding Ding... We have a New Heavyweight Champion!.. FUEL!.... But he's not moving. the Sleeper was on too long... paramedics are coming from the back... Darren rushes down... Untouchables Run Down... after a few minutes Steve comes to... He sees Fuel on a stretcher... Darren goes to Steve Darren:. Steve That Hold is a little too dangerous... Steve:.. Did I win?... Is he ok? Darren:
HE's fine.. they said he needs a little Rests that's all... Out of respect for the New Champ, Steve grabs the belt and places it on Fuel and raises his hand. The Crowd Cheers... Steve and the Untouchables walk back with Fuel but the Masked man comes out again and attacks SSS... The Untouchables break it up and the Masked man runs away.. Wolf is infuriated... Dragon has a bat. TNT grabs a
chair!.. but the damage is done.... the SSS says one thing..... SSS:... that guy is gonna suffer Kevin Nash Vs. Mystery Opponent Dream Championship PREMATCH - This match was possibly the most anticipated and most talked about match in the DWF. There was a huge poll on it, and at the bottom of this match, you can see the results. People were guessing on the boards etc. Well, here's the match. Kevin Nash got called in first. He came out with the Wolfpac and well, Cho'Gall came and kicked them out. Since when did he become in charge. Darren came out and started talking to Cho'Gall again. Everyone was waiting for the Mystery Man to be called in. Then a voice came on the speaker. Voice: You want the mystery man don't you. Well, first, here is a new surprise. Darren started looking shocked. SUDDENLY, the Lights in the Arena went BLACK and Orange Spot Lights, as the TITAN-TRON turned on, and the number 10 appeared, and began to count ... 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 ... BOOM! Fireworks SET! The words appeared, then The crowd went into an INSTANT DUH! Then, then music hit, and Half-Life came walking down to the ring!!! He was suppose to be fired!! Half-Life entered the ring, and Darren closed his mouth and marched into the ring. Darren grabbed the mic. Darren: What the hell are you doing here?? I fired you last month! You have no right... Half-Life cut him off Half-Life: Yes I do. Listen closely you little jack ass. You fired me oh yes. I remembered that. BUT, luckily to good out Vince McMahon, he bought my E-Fed for a reasonable price and well, we signed a nice contract. (Half-Life takes out a paper).
It says here that... YOU CAN'T FIRE ME. In fact, I can do quite a bit of new things that everyone will learn to see. So
Darren, get your ass out of here, I am the ref. And, Cho'Gall as the reinstated Enforcer, as some of you may have noticed, take Darren to the back. Cho'Gall takes Darren to the back. As once again, everyone sits at their edge of the seats for "The Mystery Man". Here is the moment we have been waiting for.... The Mystery Man!!! ......The Lights Go Black by Merciful Fate plays on the speakers. Everyone holds their breaths. Out he comes. You can't get a picture. He has 4 men behind him. Wait, they are carrying a casket! Or, yeah, it's a casket! The lights get brighter but still some dark purple now. The Druid type people leave the casket in front of the ring and leave. The music ends, the lights come fully on. Kevin Nash looks confused. He walks outside of the ring. He grabs a hold of the casket. Slowly opens it............ A Hand comes out and grabs Nash by his neck... It is another freaking Man In Black. The MIB comes out of the casket fully and lifts Nash off of his feet and delivers a choke slam. The MIB gets in the ring. Kevin Nash gets in the ring, but with a chair. Half-Life holds him back, as Cho'Gall comes down to ringside once again. Nash grapples with the MIB. Half-Life grabs the chair and cracks Nash over his back. Boy, this is fair. The MIB picks up Nash again and delivers another choke slam. He must have some muscle. Cho'Gall enters the ring and grabbed Nash by his throat. He lifted him in the air and walked around... Choke slam!! I am sure that almost busted the ring! Where is the Wolfpac??? Well, the MIB sat on Kevin Nash and Half-Life pinned. 1....2....3!! It's Over
We have a New Dream Champion. The Man In Black grabs his mask and reveals himself.... It's Black Rain!!!
Here is your winner, AND THE NEW DREAM
CHAMPION, BLACK RAIN!!!! The cameras pop backstage as The Wolfpac are fighting The Death in Burning Flesh!! Back to the ring. Black Rain grabs the mic. Black Rain: I had you all tricked! We gave up all of our titles just for this moment! But, everyone, I have an Announcement. The Death In Burning Flesh is no more. DWF, we may return some day, but for now, Farewell...

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