Scene fades from the credits of a hit television show Babe-Watch to the intro movie of the Dream Wrestling Federation. A huge picture of the Dream Championship is the focus of the intro, the belt fades into the past events.
Wolf, Jack the Poser
Harding, Da American Luchador,
Nas, Andy Superstar
Sweeney, Dazz, POW,
Source, Aleistar
Crowley, Hells Army, SSS,
Bob, Rahszhul and many others pass infront of the screen. Suddenly a Hand burns through the past footage and it is Cro winning the Dream Title. Jason Brawler in a match. The Letters
D---W----F pass across the screen and the secene cuts to the ring. The camera now goes all over the crowd as everyone goes crazy and holds up their signs in anticipation for Bashed in the USA! The scene then goes to the announce table where Johnny D and Pat Riot are seated.)
Pat Riot: BASHED IN THE USA IS HERE!! This crowd of almost 70,000 people is going bananas as we are LIVE here in San Francisco at 3COM Park! I can
t even hear myself think!
Johnny D:
Ya know Pat, I
ve been to the World
Series, I
ve been to the Stanley Cup, hell, I
ve even been to the Super Bowl in my lifetime!
But it doesn
t get any bigger than tonight, I can asure you
that! Pat Riot: Folks, the festivities have started and we are just about underway for the first contest of the evening, which will be for the Dream Wrestling Federation Women
s Championship between

Michaels and......
Johnny D:
My GIRLFRIEND, Delores
Morentes!
Pat Riot: Oh will you stop it, she
s not your girlfriend. And if you keep saying that, she might give you another beating!
Johnny D: Now wait a minute, Pat, she didn
t beat me up. In a way, she was just showing that she likes me.
Pat Riot: I highly doubt that Johnny.
Johnny D: You
re just jealous that I have a girl and you don
t! [Laughs]
Pat Riot: You must
ve forgot that I
m married and have two children.
Johnny D: Oh..... lets just go to the match now.
Charisma: This first match is scheduled for one fall and is for the Dream Wrestling Federation Women
s Championship! Introducing first, from Guadelejara, Mexico, weighing in at 180 pounds......... Delores Morentes!
( by Kitty plays as Delores Morentes make her way out from the back to many boos from the crowd.)
Johnny D: Hey is that Charisma on the mic?
Pat Riot: Yessiree Johnny. Charisma is back in the ring announcing spot!
Charisma: Her opponent, from Houston, Texas, weighing in at 125 pounds.......

"The Bomb: Michaels!
("Sexy Girl" plays as Missy walks down the ramp to a good pop from the fans.)
Pat Riot: And here is

Michaels, she is undefeated here in the Dream Wrestling Federation, as well as Delores Morentes.
Johnny D: Yeah, but you should note that Delores has competed in more matches than Missy, so she has a better record, heheh. And I bet with her charisma....
Pat Riot: There
s only one Charisma, Johnny, and she
s a former Women
s Champion and currently on the mic.
Johnny D:
No, I
m not talking about her. I
m talking about
mama-cita.
Delores is gonna become the NEW Women
s Champion, I can smell it
now!
(As soon as Missy enters the ring, she gets attacked by Delores who nails her with several hard knees to the stomach area.)
Pat Riot:
Oh come on, Missy just got into the
ring!
Johnny D: Aha, thats the way sweet baby girl! [Laughs]
(Delores scoop slams Missy and bounces off the ropes. She hits an elbow right on Missy, and then puts her in a choke hold.)
Pat Riot: A cheap start in the beginning of this match, but good strategy by Delores here. She
s gonna ware out Missy here so it will be easier to lock on The Painkiller.
Johnny D:
Well Pat, I always choose the smart women.

(Delores releases the hold and now hits Missy with hard kicks to the ribs. She now lifts up Missy and drops her down for a tremendous gorilla press slam!)
Johnny D: WOW! Pat, you have to admit that that is just raw strength!
Pat Riot: Yeah, that is just amazing strength on the part of Delores Morentes.
(Delores takes her time as she now goes the for pin.) Pat Riot: This could be all, 1.........2...... and Missy kicks out!
Johnny D:
I didn
t think she would kick out of that one, Pat.

(Delores starts yelling at the referee about how slow the count was. As she is, this gives time for Missy to get up. She gives Delores an unexpected bulldog and then follows up with some punches directly to the forehead.)
Pat Riot: Woah, look at those shots right to the kisser!
(Missy nails Delores with a couple of more right hands before delivering a ddt. She now goes for the cover.)
Pat Riot: Could be all, 1..........2..... lateral press by Delores.
Johnny D:
Look at that strength advantage, Pat. Delores is just one powerful woman...... and I love
it!
(Delores gets up and nails Missy with a clothesline. She irish whips Missy off the ropes, but Missy counters with a sunset flip.)
Pat Riot: Sunset flip, 1..........2...... and Delores kicks out.
(Delores goes for another clothesline, but Missy ducks and delivers a russian leg sweep. She waits for Delores to get up and bounces off the ropes. Delores counters though with a powerslam. She now signals for the end.)
Pat Riot Uh oh, it could be Painkiller time!
Johnny D: Come on Delores, just lock it on and the title will be yours!
(Delores irish whips Missy and tries to get her in the Painkiller, but Missy slides under her legs and starts nail Delores with some punches. Missy now bounces off the ropes, but is caught in the Painkiller!) Johnny D:
YES, SHE
S GOT IT LOCKED
ON!
Pat Riot: Missy
s gotta get out of the hold or this one
s over.
(Moments later, Missy taps out to the pain and the bell rings. Delores keeps on the hold though until the referee breaks up the hold.)
Charisma: Here is your winner by submission and the NEW Dream Wrestling Federation Women
s Champion....... Delores Morentes!
( by Kitty plays as Delores raises the Women
s title in the air to boos from the crowd.)
Johnny D: MY GIRL DID IT, PAT! I knew she would do it!
Now when she walks by here, I
m gonna give her a kiss of congratulations.
Pat
Riot:
I don
t think you should do that, Johnny.
Johnny
D:
Relax Pat, I
m a chick magent. She
s bound to like me now. Here I go.

(As
Delores is walking by the announce table, Johnny D gets up and walks in front of Delores. He gives her an unexpected kiss as Delores now has a look of disgust on her face. She responds by giving Johnny a hard right hand to the
face, knocking him over the table.)
Pat Riot: Oh my god! Johnny has just been rejected again by the new Women
s champion!
(Johnny D gets on the headset and begins to speak once again.)
Johnny D: I don
t beleive this Pat, what does she want from me?!
Pat Riot: I think she would want you to stop harrassing her.
Johnny D:
Oh shut up, Pat. She
ll come around soon.
Pat
Riot: Anyway folks, up next is the Novice title match between Canadas Hero and PitBull. Before we go to this match, lets take a look at some highlights of what these two superstars have done so far in their stay here in the Dream Wrestling Federation.
(A highlights package is shown which features some of Canadas Hero
s biggest accomplishments such as his Lightweight title victory against Lone Rebel and him winning the Novice title in the Millenium Match this past month at Winter Wars. Also shown for him are his successful title defenses and him forming the Canadian Punishers. Next shown are some highlights for PitBull which include his debut this past Sunday night on Slaughter when he defeated Frenzy. Also shown for him was when he turned his back on Chainz by attacking him during his match this past Sunday Night Slaughter.)
Johnny D:
Ya know Pat, I like this kid PitBull. You just gotta love his
double-crossing attitude and I think he
s got a successful career in store for him in the DWF.
Pat Riot: The same for Canadas Hero as he has been shocking many in his success, including that victory last month against veteran Lone Rebel. This match should be a great one.
Charisma: The following match is scheduled for ONE fall and it is for the Dream Wrestling Federation Novice Championship! Making his way to the ring, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 296 pounds, he is the challenger.......... PitBull!
("Let me go" by Rancid plays as PitBull makes his way to the ring to boos from the crowd.)
Pat Riot: Here comes PitBull now as he has a huge opportunity here to win gold in only his second match.
Johnny D: Not only that, but a win right here against Canadas Hero would be huge!
Charisma: His opponent, from Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 255 pounds, he is the Dream Wrestling Federation Novice Champion....... Canadas Hero!
("O Canada" plays over the PA system as Canadas Hero walks down to the ring with the Novice title around his shoulder and a mic in his hand.)
Johnny D: Looks like we
re gonna here the Novice champion speak!
(Canadas Hero steps into the ring and begins to speak....)
Canadas Hero: Now I have held this belt for a while now, specifically since Winter Wars, and I am getting tired of defending it! A man of my caliber should be going after the big titles like Heavyweight, Extreme, and the Dream title!
So right now, I am giving up my Novice title to
you, PitBull and I know that if you defend this belt like I did, you will be the Novice champion for a long time.
(Canadas Hero hands PitBull the Novice title as a smile appears on his face. They shake hands as "Let me go" by Rancid starts to play again while both men walk up the ramp and to the back.)
Pat Riot:
Well after a surprising turn of events, Canadas Hero has just given up the Novice title to PitBull and you gotta wonder what kind of impact this will have on the Novice title division.
Johnny
D: Well Pat, it
s a really talented division now that you got PitBull in there and you got talented superstars who have been really going after it lately such as Mr. E and The Kactus Kid.
Pat Riot:
Anyway, I
m sure the fans are disappointed not being able to see PitBull and Canadas Hero battle it out knowing that it would be a great
match-up.
Johnny D: Absolutely, even me.
(Suddenly, as PitBull walks to the top of the rampway with his new title belt, he is pelted from behind with a Steel Chair! A figure then takes the belt from PitBull and begins to smash it over his skull several times, until he starts to bleed! Then, the camera focuses on the man
CHAINZ!)
Chainz: Hey PitBull! Why don't you take me on next time, you [BLEEP]!
(Chainz leaves a bloodied PitBull on the floor as the fans boo, even though the also hate PitBull!)
Pat Riot: Well up next, the vacant
Lightheavyweight title will be on the line as two young superstars, Caged Explosion and
Havok, will fight for it.
Charisma: The following match is for one fall and will be for the vacant Dream Wrestling Federation Lightheavyweight Championship. Introducing first, from Brookeville, Maryland, weighing in at 245 pounds......... Caged Explosion!
( by the Offspring plays as Caged Explosion appears from the back as he begins to walk to the ring to a pop from the crowd.)
Pat Riot: Here comes Caged Explosion to kick off this Lightheavyweight title match!
Johnny D: Ya know, after the
Extremist Death Match two weeks ago, I thought Caged Explosion would just ascend himself into the Extreme title division.
Pat
Riot: Well he
s not an extreme wrestler. I talked to him earlier today and he discussed how it was interesting fighting in the Extremist Death Match, since he doesn
t have much experience in Extreme matches.
(As
Caged Explosion is about to enter the ring, Havok comes running down the ramp and he attacks Caged Explosion from
behind.)
Pat Riot:
Oh come on, Havok just attacked him from
behind!
Johnny D: Well he
ll do anything to win this match and if he keeps up that aggressive attitude up throughout the match, he can become the
NEW Lightheavyweight champion, Pat.

(Havok slams Caged Explosion
s head into the apron several times and then rolls him into the ring. Havok irish whips Caged Explosion and delivers an inverted atomic drop. He now rams Caged Explosion into the corner, sternum first!)
Johnny D: Holy maceroo! Did you see that?
Pat Riot: I did, but what is "holy maceroo?"

Johnny D: It
s my new quote. [Laughs]
(Havok laughs as the crowd boos him. He takes his time while nailing Caged Explosion with axe handles to the back. Havok bounces off the ropes, but receives a big backbody drop from Caged Explosion!)
Pat Riot: Wow, huge backbody drop there by Caged Explosion!
Johnny D: But how
bout the landing?! I think we should check the Richter-Scale on that one.
(Caged Explosion waits for Havok to get up. When he does, they tie up. Both men reverse each other
s moves until Caged Explosion takes advantage with a shoulder block. He bounces off the ropes, and Havok now goes for a hip toss. Caged Explosion counters though by deliver a hip toss of his own, and then executes a back suplex on Havok.)
Pat Riot: Caged Explosion with the momentum here and I wouldn
t be surprised The Big Bomb anytime soon.
Johnny D: If Havok can
t get back the advantage, this one will be history.
(Caged Explosion irish whips Havok into the corner. He goes for a ram, but Havok grabs him by the head and sends him over the top rope right in front of the announce table.)
Johnny D: Don
t worry Pat, if they start attacking you, I
ll protect you. [Laughs]
Pat Riot: Earlier, it seemed like you needed protection from Delores.
Johnny D: Don
t brinCaged Explosion rolls Havok back into the ring, and he goes to the top rope. From there, he waits for
Havok to get up and when he does, Caged performs a top rope
hurrikanrana!)
Pat Riot: Caged Explosion is very impressive tonight!
Johnny D:
If he wins tonight, I bet he could be the Lightweight champion for months to come.

(Caged Explosion bounces off the ropes, and goes for a tornado ddt, but Havok counters it into a samoan drop. He now nails Caged Explosion with some kicks to the stomach area and he now starts choking him.)
Johnny D: Ah, theres that aggressive attitude by Havok. He needs to keep that up to win here.
(Havok releases the hold and now puts Caged Explosion in a chin lock.)
Pat Riot: Chin lock here by Havok. Caged Explosion
s in trouble here.
(Soon after the chin lock is put on, Caged Explosion starts making it to his feet while in the hold. He now delivers some elbows to the stomach of Havok and he gets out of the hold. He bounces off the ropes, and he and Havok collide in a double clothesline.)
Pat Riot: Double clothesline! Both men are down here.
Johnny D: This may even end up in a no contest if both men can
t get up.
(Both men struggle to their feet and now exchange punches. Caged Explosion takes the upperhand though by knocking Havok down with a hard right hand. Havok gets up, and runs towards Caged Explosion, but Caged gives him a kick to the gut and executes The Big Bomb.)
Johnny D: BIG BOMB!!
Pat Riot: That
s gotta be all, heres the pin, 1..........2........3. Caged Explosion is the NEW Lightheavyweight champion!
Charisma: Here is your winner by pinfall and the NEW Dream Wrestling Federation Lightheavyweight champion.......... Caged Explosion!
( by the Offspring plays as Caged Explosion raises his hands along with the Lightweight title to a loud pop from the fans.)
Pat Riot: Well we now have a new Lightheavyweight champion and it is Caged Explosion.
Johnny D: Pat, this is a big win for the youngster and only time will tell what kind of champion he makes.
Pat Riot: Anyway, up next is the big Extreme title invitational which will feature five DWF superstars:
Dusty, Hardcore
Kinch,
Mr. E, Mike Robinson and of course the Extreme
Champion, "The Starseed"

Brian Gambit.
Johnny D: And whats unique about this match is that it will take ALL night until there is one man left standing. This should be a real exciting match!
Charisma: The following match is an invitational for the Dream Wrestling Federation Extreme Title. The match will end when there is one man left standing and he will be the Extreme champion. Pat:Ok folks, we got our five competitors in the ring, Dusty, Mike,
Mr.E, Gambit and Kinch... Making his way to the
ring, weighing in at 295lbs, from Corona New York.... MR. E!
("Typical American" by The Goats plays through out the PA system, then Mr. E comes out from the back with a good reaction from the crowd.)
Ring Announcer- And his opponent, weighing in 497lbs... From Retardsville North Carolina... DUSTY!
("Take A Look Around" by Limp Bizkit hits and Dusty walks out form the back.. He gets a decent reaction from the crowd.)
Ring Announcer- And their opponent weighing in at 264lbs.. From Seattle Washington....

BRIAN GAMBIT!
("Superman's Dead" by Our Lady Peace plays, and Brian Gambit comes out from the back with a pretty good reaction from the crowd.)
Ring Announcer- And their opponent weighing in at 246lbs... From Alberta Canada.... MIKE ROBINSON!
(No Music plays, and Mike Robinson steps out from the back getting a mixed reaction from the crowd..)
Ring Announcer- And their opponent.. Ottawa Canada... Weighing in at 265lbs... HARDCORE KINCH!
("Come Out And Play" by the Offspring plays, and Hardcore steps out from the back pushing a shopping cart full of weapons.. The crowd is cheering wildly for him. He walks to the ring, and then starts throwing the weapons from the cart into the ring.. Street signs, a trash can, kendo stick, fire hydrant, computer key board, and a bunch of other weapons...)
Johnny D:This is going to be very exciting!
(The five just stand around looking at each other. Hardcore Kinch starts first and heads for Dusty as he knocks Dusty over the ropes Kinch follows him to the otuside as Mike starts working on Gambit. Gambit throws Mike into the turnbuckle and starts hammering away with punches. Mr.E throws Gambit off of Mike but Mr.E heads for Mike and starts to beat him down. Gambit turns Mr.E around and gives him a powerbomb.)
Johnny:Whoa what a start!
(Dusty throws Kinch into the railings and Kinch's head bounces off quickly. Dustys clebrates to quickly as Gambit jumps over ropes and
lands ontop of dusty! Mike gets up and takes Mr.E. and gives him a drop kick. Mike jumsp over the ropes and joins the gang outside as
Mike is nailed over the head with a chair by Gambit. Gambit turns around as Kinch speres him to the ground and goes for the cover 1...... kick out by Gambit.)
Pat:Johnny, Gambit better watch his back, everyone is coming from all angles.
Johnny:Like a strip club eh?
Pat:.........
(Dusty slides back into the ring and attacks Mr.E from behind. Mike sees whats happening and slides into the ring as well. He speres Dusty into the ground. He picks him up and "
Kiss From The Angels, WHAT A
POWERBOMB! THE COVER 1...........2.........3!!!!!!! And Dusty is eliminated!)
Johnny:Oh that totally sucks!
(Kinch and
Gambit are now ontop of the rampway as Gambit gives a final blow to the head of one Hardcore Kinch. Gambit picks him up and
A powerslam ontop fot herampway as Gambit laughs loudly. He pulls Kinch by his hair into the backstage area. Mike looks on as Mr.E turns him around. Mr.E goes for the punch, Mike
DUCKS,
MIKE KICKS HIM IN THE GUT AND
A GUT WRENCH POWERBOMB BY MIKE ROBINSON, HE GOES FOR THE
COVER.......1..........2........3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike eliminates two people so far, Mike runs out of the
ring, up the rampway and into the backstage area where kinch and gambit are at)
Pat Riot: Well it seems that the reamining three wrestlers have battled backstage and I guess we can go on with the Heavyweight title match. Mike Extreme looks to successfully defend the Heavyweight title here against Steve Johnson.
Johnny D: And during the match, we'll go backstage to see how the Extreme title invitational progresses.
Charisma: The next match-up is scheduled for one fall and is for the Dream Wrestling Federation Heavyweight title! Making his way to the ring, from Lilburn, Georgia, weighing in at 232 pounds, he is the challenger........ Steve Johnson!
("I Disappear" by Metallica plays as Steve Johnson makes his way to the ring to a small pop from the crowd.)
Pat Riot:
This young man, Steve Johnson has a huge opportunity here as he gets a Heavyweight title shot against Mike Extreme.
Johnny
D: And a win here would just sky rocket his career.
Charisma: His opponent, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 230 pounds, he is the Dream Wrestling Federation Heavyweight champion...... Mike Extreme!
("The Unforgiven" by Metallica plays as Mike Extreme walks to the ring with his Heavyweight title around his waist to a tremendous amount of boos from the crowd.)
Pat Riot: Here comes Mike Extreme now, who is still undefeated here in the DWF.
Johnny D: The man is simply a monster and he is just unstoppable!
Pat Riot: Well he's gonna be tested here against Steve Johnson.
(Mike Extreme rolls into the ring and repeatedly punches Steve Johnson over and over again. Steve falls back as Mike clothslines him to the ground. Mike gives him a boot to the face. He takes Steve by his hair and picks him up and delivers a hard powerslam!)
Pat Riot: Nice powerslam there by Mike Extreme!
(Steve gets up quickly and spears Mike to the ground. Steve walks around a bit and awaits for Mike to get up. Mike gets up and Steve kicks him in the gut and
A Gut Wrench powerbomb executed by Steve Johnson followed by a pin.)
Pat Riot: Could have a new champion, 1..........2..... and Mike just gets the shoulder up!
Johnny D: He almost lost his title there!
(Mike Extreme gets up and delivers a neckbreaker to Steve Johnson. He now gets up and chokeslams Steve Johnson to the ground and follows up with a leg drop right to the throat. He now slides out of the ring and looks for something under the ring.)
Pat Riot: Uh oh, where's Steve going? This isn't an extreme match.
Johnny D: I think he's going for a table!
Pat Riot: As he is going for a table, we have some more action backstage in this Extreme invitational.
(The scene shifts backstage to where we see Mike Robinson and Hardcore Kinch double teaming Brian Gambit. They irish whip Gambit into a wall, and then start exchanging punches.)
Pat Riot: Look at that action! But we gotta get back to the Heavyweight title match.
(Steve pulls out a table, but receives a baseball slide from Mike Extreme as he tries to set it up.)
Pat Riot: Oooh, baseball slide right to the face!
(Mike rolls Steve back into the ring where he continues the punishment. He gives Steve an overhead belly to belly suplex and then goes for the pin.)
Pat Riot: Could be all, 1..........2.... and Steve gets that right shoulder up!
(Mike bounces off the ropes, but receives a drop toehold from Steve. Steve now goes for a clothesline, but Mike counters by delivering the Fate of the Damned!)
Pat Riot: FATE OF THE DAMNED! This is all, 1.........2.........3. Mike Extreme has just successfully defended his Heavyweight title!
Charisma: Here is your winner and STILL Heavyweight champion........ Mike Extreme!
("The Unforgiven" by Metallica plays as Mike Extreme walks to the back with the Heavyweight titlem around his shoulder to a lot more boos from the crowd.)
Johnny D: Don't forget that we're still gonna see some more of Mike Extreme when he competes in the Stable's Match!
Pat Riot: Folks, lets go backstage where
Hardcore Kinch, Mike Robinson and Brian Gambit are still going at
it!
(The scene shifts to the backstage area where we see the remaining three men battle it out in the Men's Bathroom.)
Johnny D: Look at that, they're in the little boys room. [Laughs]
(Mike Robinson grabs a broom and cracks it over the back of Hardcore Kinch, as Brian Gambit watches from the ground. Mike Robinson now goes for a ddt, but Hardcore Kinch counters by ramming him into the bathroom wall and executing a northern lights suplex.)
Pat Riot: Northern lights suplex, 1..........2........3. Mike Robinson's eliminated!
Johnny D:
And we're down to two men here, Pat. What a match this has
been!
(Gambit gets up and immediately attacks
Kinch. They go out of the bathroom and into the hallway where we see some staff members. Gambit bodyslams Kinch and then knocks down one of the staff members after getting in the way. As this happens, Kinch schoolboys
Gambit.)
Pat Riot: New Extreme champ, 1.........2...... and Gambit just kicks out!
Johnny D: These guys really are Hardcore!
Pat Riot: You mean Extreme.
Johnny D: Extreme, Hardcore, whats the difference?
(Kinch and Gambit now brawl into a staff room where a meeting is currently going on!)
Johnny D: Talk about disrespect! There's a meeting going on!
(Kinch delivers a falcon arrow and calls for the end. He gets up on the table, and goes for Crash and Burn, but Gambit counters by holding onto Kinch and ramming him through a glass case!)
Johnny D: Holy maceroo! Kinch was just put through a glass case!!
Pat Riot: Hardcore Kinch is bleeding now.
(Gambit picks up Kinch and delivers the Abselum through the staff table and then follows up with a pin!)
Pat Riot: OH MY GOD! Hardcore Kinch just receives the Abselum through that table!
Johnny D: NO ONE can withstand that!
Pat Riot: Heres the pin now, 1.........2........3. Brian Gambit wins!
Charisma: Here is your winner and STILL Dream Wrestling Federation Extreme Champion........

Brian Gambit!!
Johnny D: And he did it while interrupting a meeting. I thought I would never see that!
("Superman's Dead" by Our Lady Peace plays as Brian Gambit leaves the room victorious with his Extreme title.)
Pat Riot: I thought this match would go on till the main event but it ends just before the Mystery Title match between Extremist and Steven Fury!
Pat Riot: Well this match should be great!
Johnny D: That
s right and I can
t really pick a favorite here.
Pat Riot: And let
s not forget about the mystery title that will be on the line.
Pat Riot: Well here comes Extremist and we
re ready to get this match underway.
Johnny D: And here comes Steven Fury, whoa he looks pissed this match is underway!
((( Steven Fury charges the ring at full speed and slides in. Extremist goes for a clothesline but Steven Fury ducks and connects with right hands on the forehead of Extremist. Steven Fury winds up and delivers a hard right hand to Extremist which sends Extremist down to the mat. Extremist gets up quickly and receives a huge clothesline from Steven Fury. Extremist quickly rolls out of the ring to the outside and tries to regain his composure. )))
Pat Riot: Well Steven Fury is taking it right at Extremist!
Johnny D: He
s cheating if you ask me.
Pat Riot: Well nobody asked you and he isn
t cheating.
((( Steven Fury follows Extremist to the outside and delivers a clothesline to the back of the head of Extremist. Extremist stumbles but doesn
t fall. Steven Fury walks over to Extremist and is met with a right hand to the face. Extremist takes Steven Fury and whips him into the steel steps. The steps fall as Steven Fury collapses on the ground. Extremist begins stomping away at the gut of Steven Fury as the fans boo. Extremist flips the fans off and continues stomping away at Steven Fury. ))) Pat Riot: Extremist is not getting along real well with these people.
Johnny D: Well I can
t blame him their retards!
Pat Riot: Extremist is now stomping a hole in the gut of Steven Fury showing no compassion!
Johnny D: I love it!
((( Extremist picks up Steven Fur and rolls him back into the ring. Extremist slowly makes his way back into the ring as well. He stands up and is met with a big kick to the gut by Steven Fury. Steven Fury whips Extremist into the rope and hits a powerslam that shakes the ring. Steven Fury goes for the pin 1
no Extremist kicks out. Steven Fury picks up Extremist and gives him a bodydrop. Extremist quickly gets up and goes for a punch. Steven Fury blocks it and starts punching away at the forehead of Extremist. Extremist pokes Steven Fury in the eyes and kicks him in the gut and follows it up with a huge ddt. ))) Pat Riot: What a dirty manueavor by Extremist by poking Steven Fury in the eyes!
Johnny D: It worked didn
t it?
Pat Riot: That it did.
((( Extremist goes for the pin 1
no kickout by Steven Fury. Extremist gets up and begins arguing with the ref. Steven Fury stands up and hits Extremist from behind. Steven Fury whips Extremist into the turnbuckle and charges at him. Extremist moves out of the way and Steven Fury goes front first into the turnbuckle. From behind Extremist gives Steven Fury a huge german suplex into the bridge. The ref begins the count 1
no Steven Fury barely kicks out. Steven Fury holds the back of his head as Extremist gets up a bit surprised that Steven Fury kicked out. Extremist picks up Steven Fury and gives him a vertical suplex and goes for the pin. The ref counts 1
no Steven Fury again kicks out. ))) Pat Riot: Well Extremist is dominating this match so far but Steven Fury won
t stay down!
Johnny D: Ohh but he will sooner or later.
Pat Riot: That
s what you think.
Johnny D: Therefore it must be correct, ha ha ha.
((( Extremist picks up Steven Fury and pushes him into the corner. Extremist begins to violently stomp away at Steven Fury. Steven Fury comes back with several right hands. Steven Fury throws Extremist into the turnbuckle and begins punching away. Steven Fury gets on the top rope and proceeds to give Extremist a tornado ddt. Both men lay motionless as the ref begins administering the count. 1
Steven Fury finally drapes his hand over Extremists chest. The ref drops down and begins the count 1
3errrr no Extremist kicks out. Steven Fury angrily stands up and stares at the ref. ))) Pat Riot: Steven Fury getting very frustrated that he can
t keep Extremist down.
Johnny D: And he won
t be able too!
((( Steven Fury picks Extremist up and gives him a punch to the face. Extremist comes back with some huge right hands to the face. Extremist whips Steven Fury into the turnbuckle and begins stomping away at Steven Fury. The ref tries to stop Extremist but has no success. Finally he pulls Extremist off of Steven Fury. From behind Steven Fury tries a clothesline but Extremist ducks and Steven Fury ends up delivering a huge clothesline to the referee. Extremist quickly gives Steven Fury a low blow and follows it up with a big powerbomb. Steven Fury lays motionless on the mat as Extremist goes to the outside and grabs a chair. ))) Pat Riot: What
s that son of a bitch doing!
Johnny D: What I don
t see anything?
Pat Riot: That
s cause you
re an ass!
Johnny D: Shut up!
((( Extremist goes over to the announcers table and puts on a headset. ))) Extremist: Why don
t you both shut up can
t you see I
m kicking Steven Fury
s pathetic ass all over the place!
((( Extremist puts down the headset and slides into the ring with the chair. Steven Fury slowly gets up and is viciously nailed with the chair in the head. Steven Fury falls down as blood begins to trickle down his forehead. Extremist goes for the pin but the ref is still out. ))) Johnny D: 1
Extremist already won this match three times!
Pat Riot: That
s cause he used a steel chair to knock out Steven Fury!
((( Extremist slowly gets up and walks over to the ref and begins to nudge him. Steven Fury meanwhile slides out of the ring to regain his composure on the outside. Extremist sees him and goes on the ring apron. Steven Fury faces Extremist who jumps off the apron at Steven Fury. Steven Fury blocks the ax handle smash and gives Extremist an overhead belly to belly suplex that sends Extremist onto the announce table and to the floor. ))) Pat Riot:
Extremist just received an overhead belly to belly suplex onto our announce table, I can
t believe it didn
t
break!
Johnny D: Yeah this is wild but he cheated, he already would have lost if he hadn
t knocked out the ref.
Pat Riot: He didn
t do it on purpose!
Johnny D: Suuuurrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee.
((( Steven Fury slowly rolls back in the ring as Extremist does the same thing. Steven Fury picks up the steel chair and throws it to Extremist. Extremist catches the chair but Steven Fury superkicks the chair into Extremists face. Extremist drops the chair as blood begins to trickle down his face. ))) Pat Riot: It
s a warzone out here!
Johnny D: Come on Extremist don
t let me down!
((( Steven Fury picks up Extremist and gives him a piledriver onto the chair. Steven Fury throws the chair out of the ring and pins Extremist. After a couple of seconds the ref begins making the count 1
3. The bell rings as Steven Fury wins the match. Extremist is a bloody mess on the mat not moving at all. Steven Fury stands up and the ref raises his hand. ))) Pat Riot: Well it
s time for me to give Steven Fury his title.
((( Pat Riot gets some title from the ring announcer and goes into the ring. He hands it to Steven Fury who raises it in the air. The camera zooms in to reveal that it
s the US title. Steven Fury gets out of the ring and begins walking up the ramp as Extremist finally starts to move. )))
Pat Riot: At this time, we would be having the title for title iron man match between two former best friends, Aleister Crowley and The Big Shot. But Crowley was unable to make it to the arena and will be unable to compete here tonight and defend the Dream title.
Johnny D:
And to make a long story short, The Big Shot is going to become the NEW Dream
champion! This is the greatest night of his life, and also one of mine, heheh.
Pat Riot: Oh will you stop it!
Johnny D: What, it's about time DWF has a true champion. Theres finally going to be some class behind the Dream title.
Pat Riot: I didn't know arrogance counted for class. What's wrong with being arrogant? Brian Billick said he's arrogant and look where he got the Ravens too; the Super Bowl!
("Big Shot" by Billy Joel plays as The Big Shot begins to walk to the ring all dressed up and with "The Big Shot's Title" around his waist.)
Johnny D: Ah, there he is Pat, the new Dream champion, not to mention "The Big Shot Champion."

And look Pat, he also dressed up for the occassion. Now theres some class. [Laughs]
Pat Riot: First of all, it's the Peoples Title.
Johnny D: No it's "The Big Shot's Title."

Remember, he renamed the belt a few weeks ago on Slaughter.
(Big Shot grabs a mic and begins to speak.)
The Big Shot: Well, well, well, it seems that "the most hated wrestler in the DWF" is now....... the Dream champion.
Pat Riot: I never thought he would say those words.
Johnny D: Now wait a minute, you better hope that I don't tell him you said that or else he's gonna give you one of his Hardcore Ass-Kickings!
The Big Shot: And let me just say that I got to where I am today.... single handedly!
You may think that I had gotten help in some of my matches over my career from allies such as Eddie Richter, Ice
Porsche, and that reject Aleister Crowley. Well let me just state that Eddie and Ice Porsche aren't even here anymore and Aleister is in some limo, watching me getting the belt! If you ask me, all three of those guys are worthless bums!
Pat Riot: Talk about a real backstabber, those men are his friends, or now, they were.
The Big Shot: Now let me get down to business. I came out here, and I admit that this is the greatest moment of my life, all dressed up, to accept the
DWF Dream Championship. Now unlike the other Dream champions in the past, I will defend the belt with honor and prove that I am a true champion. And as I heard Johnny D state before I came out
here, I will finally add some class to the Dream title. The only drawback of this special moment is that it is taking place in this garbage dump called San Francisco!
(The crowd gives Big Shot major heat.)
Pat Riot: Now what is wrong with San Francisco?
Johnny D: A lot of things, especially the food. Yuck!
The Big Shot:
Now that I have given my great speech, I am ready to accept the Dream title.

(The senior DWF official comes into the ring with the Dream title as The Big Shot on with an evil smile.)
The Big Shot: I don't know your name, but before you give me the belt, I want you to bow down and PRAISE me as the NEW Dream Champion!
(The Big Shot starts to threaten the senior official as he hesitantly bows down.)
Pat Riot: This is just sick! Big Shot is humiliating DWF's senior official!
The Big Shot:
That's it, PRAISE
ME!
(After the ref praises him, Big Shot shoves him and grabs the Dream title.)
The Big Shot: Now that I have the Dream title, let me start proving that I am the true champion. Right here, right now, I am making an open challenge with my Dream title on the line!
Johnny D: Now thats what you call honor Pat! He's already making an open challenge for the Dream title!
The Big Shot: Now this open challenge goes to..... anyone currently on the DWF roster! That means any staff member or anyone involved in DWF, not on the current roster, can come down the ramp and get a shot at the richest prize in the business.
Johnny D: [Laughing] He's brilliant Pat, he's brilliant!
Pat Riot: He's an arrogant sneak.
Johnny D: Hey, don't spoil Big Shot's special moment.
The Big Shot: Come on, anyone.
Darren, I know you would love to win your own belt. Or how about you
JW? You can get all your little friends to help you, but it won't make a difference. How about you Thomas Ruble? Come on, try and bring home the gold!
(Suddenly, 'Everybody wants to rule the world' by Tears for Fears hits the PA system and Thomas Ruble walks to the top of the rampway. He has a mike in his hand.)
Thomas Ruble: So, you want me to face you? Well, I won't today OR EVER, buddy!
But, I do have a way of removing you of that belt
The crowd begins to chant
[BLEEP] at Thomas.)
Thomas Ruble: Well, the way I can remove you of the belt is to tell you that Aleister Crowley VACATED it, and so it will NOT be handed over to you, just like the Hardcore Title was NOT handed over to you by JW when Jose Santiago vacated it. You want it? GET IT AT THE DREAM RUMBLE! See you later, choi!
(Thomas walks backstage as the Big Shot has 'his' dream taken away from him.)
Johnny D: THOMAS RUBLE IS AN [BLEEP]! He screwed Big Shot!
Pat Riot: I hate to agree with you, but your right
Johnny D: Alright folks, now for the Main Event of Bashed in The USA!!!
Pat Riot: Yes, this is the biggest match of one of DWF
s Biggest PPV"s ever!!!
Johnny D: Yes, the stable of

vs. Two Mystery Stables!!! This is going to be one hell of a match.
Pat Riot: Right now, the only people we know that are in this match are wrestlers such as
Doozer, Canada
s
Hero,
Y2W Pat Walsh, The
Extremist, Hardcore Kinch, and Aleister Crowley!!!
Johnny D: Wow, those are pretty damn big names here in DWF.
Pat Riot: I know
A remix of "Blame Canada" named "Don
t Blame Canada" blasts over the
P.A. System as Doozer, Canada
s
Hero, and Pat Walsh make their way down to the ring looking rather serious and focused on the match.)
Johnny D: Wow, look at them
This Canadian Punishers group looks like they are on top of their game.
Pat Riot: Actually, Johnny, they are known as The Canadian Clan now. Don
t ask me why they changed it, but they did.
Johnny D: Yeah, it
s a good thing they changed it too. The old name sucked
As everybody gets ready for Extreme Cruelty to make their way down to the ring
three figures come out from the backstage area
Pat Riot: Who the hell is that?
Johnny D: Well, it looks like Apocalypse, Plague, and Daemon
S ARMY!!!
Pat Riot: Where is Extreme Cruelty?
Johnny D: Who cares? Hell
s Army is here!!!
(Some mystery type of song blasts over the P.A. System as two men and a woman make their way down to the ring
Pat Riot: It
s The Crew!!!
Johnny D: Yeah, there
s Rebel, Katy, and
Oh my god!!!
There is a Hall of Famer himself, JACK
THE POSER
HARDING!!!
Pat Riot: Wow, this match is getting better as more stables come down
s going to be the fourth?
Johnny D: Could it be Bob, Nas, and
Wolf, The
Untouchables?
(The same Mystery type of song blasts over the P.A. System as three more wrestlers make their way down to the ring
Pat Riot: It looks like Thomas Ruble
and MIKE EXTREME!!!
Johnny D: And beside him is Chainz!!! Chainz and Doozer had a match not long ago and they fought a
no decision
battle, this is going to be a great match.
(Thomas Ruble grabs a microphone.)
Thomas Ruble: Now, my stable here
Well, we aren
t going to wrestle.
These other stables are just a waste of our time. Instead, I am appointing
myself, Mike Extreme, and Chainz to be the Special Enforcers in this match!!! So, it is now a three way stables elimination match. Now, let
s get it on
Doozer and The Rebel hook it up while Canada
s Hero and Apocalypse exchange blows. Daemon and Jack Harding duke it out. On the outside of the ring, Pat Walsh and Plague decide to double team Katy. Pat Walsh gets Katy in a chokeslam position and at the same
time, Plague does the same. Then, they both bring Katy by the neck to the announce table and DOUBLE CHOKESLAM her right through it.)
Johnny D:
Well, I
m not any
doctor, but I
d say Katy is out of this match
Pat Riot:
Yeah, I guess you are right.

(While in the ring, Doozer throws a right hand towards Rebel, but it is blocked. Rebel then throws a left to Doozer, but
Doozer blocks it and kicks Rebel in the midsection and dishes out a devastating DDT. Canada
s Hero then whips Apocalypse into the ropes, Apocalypse bounces off the ropes and charges back at CH looking for a
clothesline, but
CH counters with a magnificent Samoan Drop. Pat Walsh then turns to Plague and whips him into the barricade. As Pat Walsh goes to pick up Plague, Plague kicks him in the balls. Thomas sees this and runs up to Plague and Pat and kicks Pat in the balls. CH then runs towards the ropes and dives over them and connects with a flying clothesline to Thomas. Mike Extreme then runs over in the aid of Thomas and turns CH
around, kicks him in the gut, and delivers a huge powerbomb to the cement floor of the outside.)
Pat Riot: What an action packed match!!
Johnny D: I
m getting confused on who is on who
s team.
Pat Riot: Well
s just watch and try not to say anything stupid.
(Inside the ring, Jack Harding and Daemon are exchanging punch after punch in the corner of the ring. Jack then gets Daemon backed up against the ropes and dishes out a big clothesline, putting Daemon through the ropes and to the outside of the ring. Jack then turns and watches Doozer and Rebel still fighting like there
s no tomorrow. Jack then walks up to the two of them who are still fighting and ignoring him, then Jack glances at Doozer, then he glances at the Rebel. He pauses for a moment, and cleans the clock of Rebel. Jack then picks up Rebel and Body Presses him to the outside of the ring. Jack then faces Doozer, and throws a right hand
that connects and sends Doozer to the mat. Doozer gets back up, but to be hit with another right hand.
Doozer gets up again, Jack goes for another
right, but Doozer ducks and kicks Harding in the midsection, then jumps up while Harding is doubled over and delivers his finisher
THE DTV SPECIAL!!!)
Johnny D:
Doozer just gave Harding a modified version of his old finisher, The Green Monster.
Pat
Riot: Yeah, he calls in The DTV Special.
Johnny D: That is intense.
(Doozer goes for the pin
Ref: 1
KICKOUT BY HARDING!!!
Pat Riot: Jack Harding is the first person to ever kick out of Doozer
s Finisher!!!
Johnny D: Well, he is a DWF Hall of Famer.
Pat Riot: That
s true.
(Doozer whips
Harding into the rope, Harding charges back and they collide both clotheslining the other and bringing eachother down to the
mat, hard.
Outside the ring, Extreme and Chainz are
double-teaming CH while Pat Walsh suplexes Plague to the hard cement floor. Rebel and Daemon decide to hook it up and Rebel sends Daemon flying into the steel steps. Rebel then picks the steps up and smashes them over the head of Daemon. Pat Walsh picks up Plague and throws him into the ring where Doozer and Harding are still lying. Pat Walsh whips Plague into the corner and lifts him to the top turnbuckle. Walsh then signals for something and delivers the WALSHECUTION from the Top Rope!!!)
Johnny D: Wow, that was Pat
s finishing move from the Top Rope!!!
Pat Riot: What an Evenflow DDT!!!
(Walsh covers Plague
Ref: 1
3
Announcer: Plague of Hell
s Army is now eliminated from the match and will be escorted backstage.
(Mike Extreme then picks up Plague over his shoulder and walks up the ramp, then as
Mike walks up the ramp, Dusty comes running from the backstage area and spears Mike
Extreme, this then causes
Plague to fall right on Extreme. Dusty then retreats back to the backstage area leaving Mike Extreme on the ramp with a knocked out Plague laying heavily on top of him. Back at ringside, CH is mounting a comeback against Chainz and Thomas. CH connects with a right hand to
Chainz, then one to Thomas, again to Chainz, and another to
Thomas. Then, CH backs up a bit and charges at both Thomas and Chainz and connects with a huge double
clothesline.)
Pat Riot: Wow, look at Canada
s Hero cleaning house.
Johnny D:
Shut up and let me watch
On the other side of the ring, Daemon and Rebel are still fighting. Daemon is bleeding as result of that stair shot to his head. Rebel then whips Daemon to the ring post. Rebel then gets a steel chair from the crowd and smashed it over Daemon
s head. Rebel then throws Daemon to the inside of the ring. Doozer and Jack Harding are starting to get to their feet and as they
do, they charge at each other and just like before, double clothesline in mid-air, knocking them both right back down. Rebel sees his opportunity and goes for the pin on Doozer
Ref: 1
kickout by Doozer
(Rebel can
t believe it and picks Doozer up, who low-blows him. Doozer gets to his feet delivers the DTV Special to the doubled over Rebel. Doozer goes for the pin
Ref: 1
3!!!
Announcer: Rebel is now eliminated from the match. He will now be escorted to the backstage area.
(During the match, Mike finally got back to his feet and escorted Plague to the back. He then walks back to the ring and picks up Rebel and escorts him cautiously
looking for any wild Dusty
to the backstage area. Meanwhile, in the ring,
Y2W and Apocalypse throw punch after punch. After about three-four punches between the two of them, Apocalypse starts to gain the upper hand. Doozer sees this and starts to walks towards
them, but is attacked from behind by Daemon who gets Doozer up on his shoulders and performs an Electric Chair Drop. Daemon then helps double-team Y2W and they double powerbomb him. Apocalypse then goes for the pin
Ref: 1
3!!!
Announcer: Pat Walsh has now been eliminated from the match. Special Enforcer Mike Extreme will escort him back to the backstage area.
(With this,
Mike Extreme does so as the match goes on. CH is still outside the ring fighting off Chainz and Thomas. But now, Thomas is laying on the ground looking badly wounded. CH
then, takes Chainz over to the Spanish Announce Table where he lifts him up to the top of the table and Piledrives him right through the Spanish Announce Table. CH then climbs to the inside of the ring where he comes up behind Daemon and gives him a modified cradle for the pin.)
Ref: 1
Apocalypse goes to break it up, but Doozer clotheslines him in time.) 2
3!!!
Announcer: Daemon has now been eliminated from this Stables Match. He will now be escorted backstage by Mike Extreme.
(Mike
Extreme then gets inside the ring and hauls Daemon to the backstage area. Back inside the ring
Doozer and CH are double teaming Apocalypse. CH gets him down to the mat with a body slam as Doozer climbs the top turnbuckle and delivers THE PESKY POLL to the fallen Apocalypse. Then, CH then slaps on his finishing
maneuver, which is a submission hold, named THE CANADIAN PUNISHER and forces Apocalypse to tap out.)
Announcer: Apocalypse has now been eliminated and will be escorted backstage by Mike Extreme.
(Mike Extreme then drags the fallen Apocalypse backstage as Doozer decides to sit down in the corner while CH and Jack Harding duke it out.)
Johnny D: This has been one hell of a match. So many people have been eliminated in just a short period of time.
Pat Riot: The match started off slow, but now everybody is just falling like ducks.
(The ref goes to the outside of the ring and examines the still knocked out Katy and tells the announcer something.)
Announcer:
Due to knock-out, Katy has been eliminated from the match. And she will be escorted backstage by EMTs.

(EMTs make their way down to the fallen
Katy with a stretcher. They then carry her off backstage while inside the ring, CH and Jack Harding are still fighting. Jack then knocks CH to the mat with a clothesline. Doozer then gets up from his sitting position and decides to help out Canada
s Hero. Doozer charges at Jack
Harding, but he misses and accidentally spears CH. Doozer turns around looking furious with himself and gets a dropkick from Jack. Jack then pins CH while Doozer is down
Ref: 1
3!!!
Announcer: Canada
s Hero has now been eliminated from the match and will be escorted backstage from Mike Extreme.
(Extreme then drags CH to the backstage area while Jack goes for the pin while Doozer is still down.)
Ref: 1
Reversal by Doozer)
Ref: 1
3!!!
Announcer: The winners of this 3 Way Elimination Stables Championship Match are the CANADIAN CLAN!!!
(The Canadian Clan gets the Stables Belts and race up the ramp, as the scene switches back to Johnny D and Pat Riot)
Johnny D: What an amazing ending to an amazing night!
Pat Riot: Until next time, keep DWFing!
(Scene fades as the warzone is scene and the Bashed in the USA symbol appears)
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