
CYBERSLAM 98
Introduction
fWoChris: Hello everyone and welcome to the very first fWo event, CyberSlam 98! My name is Chris Finn and Im joined by the best color commentary man in the business, Super Scott Taylor, and former wrestler James Armstrong. We would like to welcome you to this sold-out event in what is sure to be an amazing night of action.
fWoScott: Thats right Chris, we are going to be seeing 7 big matches tonight, ending with that amazing 40 man over-the-top battle royal to determine the new fWo World Champion. You have 40 very hungry athletes looking to score big tonight.
fWoJames: Well thats exactly correct, and if you two can keep up with all of the action in the ring Im sure you are going to see one hell of a show, provided I dont have to hold your hands...
fWoChris: Well I hardly think that is going to be necessary, and Scott has a point, at the end of the night we are going to see our very first world champion.
fWoScott: You know thats got a lot of the athletes nervous and on the edge of their seats in the dressing room. But keep in mind that many of these wrestlers we are going to be seeing tonight are brand new to the squared circle and untested in the big leagues. Teeth will be cut in the ring tonight.
fWoJames: And dont forget the Dark Riders are here tonight, what will they do?
fWoScott: Thats right, the Dark Riders are here
"Tricky Dick" Nixon vs. The Ripper
Matt Panzer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the very first fWo event CyberSlam 1998!
Matt Panzer: In our first match, introducing first from Yorba Linda, CA
Result: Ripper by Pinfall
Rudo Insano vs. Cactus Jon
Matt Panzer: Introducing first, from Victoria BC, weighing 216 lbs, Rudo Insano!
fWoJames:
Result: Cactus Jon by Pinfall
Judge Steel vs. Scott Slugger
Matt Panzer: Introducing first, from Louisville, Kentucky
Result: Scott Slugger by Pinfall
War vs. Machina
fWoJames: What action weve had here, guys! And its only going to get better, as we finally get to see one of the Dark Riders in the ring next, the big man War.
Matt Panzer: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing first from South Korea, weighing 180 lbs, Machina!
fWoChris: Machina a great luchador from South Korea, but I really question his decision to step into the ring with War right out of the gate. He gives up a lot of weight, and War brings those trouble makers the Dark Riders down with him.
Matt Panzer: And now, from the Dark Riders, hailing from Denver, Colorado, weighing 376 lbs, War!
fWoChris: Oh my god
Result: War by Pinfall
Chris Kidman Jr. vs. Austin Davis
fWoChris: Well, be that as it may, we are ready for our next big match up
Result: Chris Kidman by Count Out
Scotty Cool & Ultra Violet w/ The Ripper vs. Jim Dudley & Briana w/ The Falcon
Matt Panzer: Ladies and gentlemen, coming down to the ring now for our next tag team match, being accompanied by The Ripper, Scotty Cool & Ultra-Violet!
fWoChris: The Ripper, who fought a tough match earlier tonight is here to watch the back of Scotty Cool and Ultra-Violet. What is the deal with Ultra-Violet? He seems almost as goofy as Stevie Roberts!
fWoScott: Well Chris, in what started as a simple match between Scotty Cool and Jim Dudley has grown into the biter battle you are about to see. Both men taking on partners, in Scotty Cools case Ultra-Violet, and in Jim Dudleys case the Bloodthirsty Briana.
fWoJames: You mean the chick wrestler Briana? Women should stay home, make babies, and leave the wrestling to the men!
fWoChris: Well, looking at the shape Briana is in I suspect she could teach you a thing or two about wrestling, James, and here she comes now.
Matt Panzer: And now, heading to ringside and accompanied by The Falcon, the team of Bloodthirsty Briana & Jim Dudley!
fWoChris: Mixed tag match, and with the bell ringing we are underway here.
fWoScott: It looks like Scotty Cool and Jim Dudley are going to start it off here, as Scotty Cool executes a hip toss and brings Jim Dudley to the canvas. Scotty Cool with a quick tag to Ultra-Violet, who is staying right on top of Jim Dudley with a series of leg drops and kicks
Result: Double DQ
Austin Davis, Billy James, Black Quicksilver, BookerMan, Brawler, Briana, Cactus Jon, Chris Kidman Jr., Dark Angel, David Spencer, The Destroyer, Drakken, The Flying Frenchie, Great Waru, Jim Dudley, Judge Steel, Melissa Smalls, Queen Bee Kristin, Rage, Ro
fWoChris: Hello everyone, we are back now and ready for the main event. A 40 man over-the-top battle royal to determine the new fWo World Champion. Weve also been handed this paper that says that the fWo commissioner Travis Beaven will be making an important announcement as it concerns the next big fWo event this coming Monday, April 27, 1998. We are told that the main event will be signed, as well as some important news regarding the Tag Team titles and Cruiserweight titles. Important information Im sure.
fWoScott: Back at the ring weve got 31 of the 40 combatants already in the ring and ready to go, lets go back to Matt Panzer for the remainder of the wrestlers.
fWoChris: Already inside the ring are Austin Davis, Billy James, Black Quicksilver, BookerMan, Brawler, Briana, Cactus Jon, Chris Kidman Jr., Dark Angel, David Spencer, The Destroyer, Drakken, The Flying Frenchie, Great Waru, Jim Dudley, Judge Steel, Melissa Smalls, Queen Bee Kristin, Rage, RottDog, Rudo Insano, Scott Slugger, Scotty Cool, Stinky, "Superstar" Sid Snow, Surgeon, Texas Kid, "Tricky Dick" Nixon, Ultra Violet, VL Tha Murdera and Hiroshima! That is a whole lot of beef in that ring.
Matt Panzer: Arriving next, Austin the Giant!
fWoScott: That is one huge man. Hes going to make an impact and everyone here knows it. Look at the wrestlers already inside the ring