The show began with some generic rock music playing and while cameras were zoomed out of a dark studio. The studio featured a couch, a chair and a table between the two. There was a silhouette of a body with longer hair clearly visible sitting in the chair. The cameras zoomed down as lights began to brighten. Cut to a close-up of the familiar woman's face.

Victoria: So like, welcome to the second episode of Meet The ReJects. (She took a drink from her trademark martini glass) tonight's guest is... umm... going to be, like, Michael America. (She scoffed just before taking another drink) Annnd umm... welcome him to the show, or something.

"Born Free" by Kid Rock played in the studio. Michael America was seen walking onto the set. Victoria Townsend stood from her seat. America took her hand and kissed the back of it. She seemed to cringe slightly. Quickly, she threw her body back into her seat and took a drink from her martini glass. He sat down in the couch beside her chair. Victoria picked up note cards that had been placed on the table separating the other two pieces of furniture. She read off of them. 

Victoria: Sooooo... umm... How about you tell everybody who you are or something?

America: I'm Michael America. YOUR Star Spangled Son! It's a great to be here with you, in the heart of the greatest country in the world!

Victoria: And uhh... Like, you've beaten Lamar Vaughn twice in ReJect. What do you plan to, you know, accomplish here in ReJect Wrestling?

America: I believe, without a shadow of a doubt that I will be the very first ReJect Champion! Unlike everyone else in this company, my foundations are rooted in morality. My moral compass guides me. And I will be unwavering. I served and fought for the greatest country in the world. And, gosh darn it, I'm going to give it my all each and every time I'm in that ring!

Victoria: Umm... ok... So like... Is there anybody in ReJect that you would like to have a match with?

America: You know, I haven't had any problems with anybody in the locker room. I don't have a problem with anybody! So, no, I can't think of anybody that I would like to fight.

Victoria: Yeah... umm... Well, like, you said you were soldier...

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Victoria was unable to complete her thought. She and America both looked around with strange, confused looks on their faces. There was a strange thud heard in the distance.

And then...

!~BOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOM~!

There was a thunderous explosion and it was much closer than the previous thud. In a flash, it could be seen that Michael America jumped out of his seat towards Victoria. As soon as he was seen hovering over her...

America: Don't worry Miss! I'll protect you!

There was another distant thud. And just like that -- the show was cut short. All that was visible on the screen for the remainder of the program was ReJect's "J" logo.