The scene opens with Peach sitting on the floor in the living room of the Szalinski home. However, she is alone with only the red and blue bones accompanying her.Peach begins to bark at the camera.

Peach: RUFF! RUFF! BARK! BARK!

A subtitle under the screen reads "HI! Welcome to Peach's Predictions!"

Peach: BBBBARK!!!!!

Peach turns a circle, and sits back down with a new subtitle: "I'm Peach!"

Peach: Rrr....ruff...ruff..BARK! BARK! R-r-r-r-r-r-ruff!

Peach swats in the air with her paws as the captions now read "I'm going to pick my predictions for Black Horizon next week!"

Peach: RUFF! RUFF RUFF RUFF BARK! grrrr......BARK! BARK!

Peach bows down after standing up, "If their name is red or blue, I will pick up their bone to make my choice! But I have to bring it to Dad!"

Peach: BARK!
 

PERFECTION VS. RON BARKER

Peach: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR......

Peach growls at the red bone, with the caption "You're not perfect! You needed three retakes to shoot a commercial!"Peach then grabs the blue bone, wagging her tail and looking around the room for Madman or Ariel.

Peach: ruff...

Making noises with the bone in her mouth, the subtitles reading "ruff..." Out of nowhere, Madman Szalinski appears to take the blue bone from Peach.

Madman: Silly puppy, thinking she could do this show without me...

Peach: BARK!

Peach runs around in a circle and hops up on her hind legs towards Madman while the caption now says "I was doing pretty good until you showed up!" Madman sits down on the couch.

Madman: All right, let's do this damn thing,

DAN BENSON VS. ELVIS MCDONALD

Peach takes her time, sniffing around at both bones equally.

Madman: One has a really cool headband, the other one took AbH to the limit last week. This is a pretty difficult decision.

Peach: ruff...

Madman: I just said that, Peach!

Peach: RUFF!

Peach brings the red bone to Madman on the couch.

Madman: Dog, if you don't quit backtalking me...

Madman takes the red bone, and Peach sits on the floor wagging her tail.

LA FLAMA BLANCA VS. LOG HABBEN

Peach: RUFF! RUFF!

Peach trips over herself running for the red bone, overshooting it and dragging it with her paws and body while sliding around the hardwood floor.

Madman: Someone found a new friend!

MAX BURKE VS. ABDUL AHAD

Peach pushes the red bone slightly with her nose, but picks up the red one.

Madman: I guess now would be the good time to tell any Ahab the Arab jokes.

Peach: BARK!

Peach drops the blue bone to Madman, with a caption reading "THAT'S RACIST!"

CBR VS. YOSHII

Madman: It's a Yoshii match, babe, you know what to do.

Madman looks over his shoulder, as Ariel brings in the large blue bone. However, Peach has already brought the red one over.

Madman: You sure, fuzzball?

Even after being presented with the larger blue bone, Peach still chooses the red bone.

Madman: Hey, that's your perogative dog.

MADMAN SZALINSKI VS. ABDUL BIN HUSSAIN VS. SEAN JACKSON

Ariel now steps in with an additional green bone, while Madman picks up a large Maytag box from behind the couch.

Madman: Ready, now!

Madman puts the box around Peach, while Ariel drops all three bones in. Madman then shuts the flaps on the top of the box.

Madman: There...that's a cell match.

Ariel: So how does she pick a winner, babe?

Madman: I...

Madman stammers, then shrugs.

Madman: I don't know.

Peach: BARK! BARK! BARK!

The box shakes with the subtitle "GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU ASSHOLES!" Finally, one side of the box is blown out as Peach runs through it, turning and grabbing the box with her teeth, dragging it out of the room.

Ariel: No contest?

Madman nods.

Madman: No contest. See y'all next time.

Peach: BARK!

Madman waves, with the caption underneath the screen "BARK!"