The cameras are rolling but the screen is black. The lights switch on and the picture if filled with the face and mask of La Flama Blanca. "Ask A Luchador" appears over his head.

La Flama Blanca: Hola mis amigos! Welcome to another episode of “Ask A Luchador” hosted by The Luchador himself, La Flama Blanca. It’s good to be here, it’s good to be back! Thank you for tuning in!

The camera pans out to get a full shot of La Flama Blanca in his theatre room, seated on his leather couch.

La Flama Blanca: Tonight’s show is sponsored by Smith and Forge’s Hard Cider. Honestly, one of the best ciders around. Pick some up and watch the UTA. Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook. On to the show. Questions, from you, the fans! First question, Voice Over Guy!

Voice Over: John from Chicago wants to know, “Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?”

La Flama Blanca: Probably the smartest question I’ve ever gotten… I don’t know, next.

Voice Over: Mike in New Orleans, Louisiana wants to know, “Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?”

La Flama Blanca: The answer is beta-carotene but why do you want to know that in the first place?  Dope heads.  Next!

Voice Over: Jeremy from Cleveland, Ohio wants to know, “if olive oil is made from olives, what is is baby oil made from?”

La Flama Blanca: Simply amazing.  Next.

Voice Over: Lisa from New York, New York wants to know, “If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?”

La Flama Blanca: That’s an unknown, unknown. Next question!

Voice Over: Lorraine from Albany, New York wants to know, “Where do babies come from?”

Blanca shakes his head.

La Flama Blanca: Their mothers, next.

Voice Over: Meagan from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania wants to know, “What are you wearing?”

La Flama Blanca: Odd question, I thought we had someone go through these before air? Someone is getting fired…

Blanca pauses, you can tell The Luchador isn’t pleased.

La Flama Blanca: It’s that time once again for the Did You Know? fact of the day. Did you know that Twenty Five percent of all Russian men die before the age of Fifty-Five because they drink so much vodka. Okay… makes sense. Next question please, Mister Voice Over Man...

Voice Over: Jonno from Sydney, Australia wants to know, “Have you ever eaten something off the floor passed the three second mandatory count?”

La Flama Blanca: No… No, I have not. These people… Next!

Voice Over: Mikey from Columbus, Ohio wants to know, “Pancakes or Waffles?”

La Flama Blanca: Damn, tough question. I can always count on you fans for the hard hitting questions. Pancakes with chocolate chips. Bam! That brings a close to another great episode of the one webisode that WAS NOT nominated for a UTA Year End Award. Thanks Wingate, you putz!