The cameras are rolling but the screen is black. The lights switch on and the picture if filled with the face and mask of La Flama Blanca. He has a smile on his face. "Ask A Luchador" appears over his head.

La Flama Blanca: Hola mis amigos! Welcome to another episode of “Ask A Luchador” hosted by The Luchador himself, La Flama Blanca. It’s good to be here, it’s good to be back! Thank you for tuning in!

The camera pans out to get a full shot of La Flama Blanca in his theatre room on his leather couch. He has a big tub of popcorn sitting on his lap. He takes a big handful and puts the popcorn in his mouth.

La Flama Blanca: I love popcorn. Sooo much butter... Tonight’s show is sponsored by Smith and Forge’s Hard Cider. Honestly one of the best ciders around. I’m going to need one soon. This popcorn is making me thirsty. Pick some up and watch the UTA. Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook. On to the show. Questions, from you, the fans! First question, Voice Over Guy!

Voice Over: Sandy from Atlanta, Georgia wants to know, “What’s your favorite show on t.v.?”

La Flama Blanca: I really like Brickleberry. That Malloy is one funny little guy, next.

Voice Over: Kumar from Denver, Colorado wants to know, “What would you rather do: Have sex or sleep?”

La Flama Blanca: Both. Next.

Blanca sits and smiles.

Voice Over: Robbie from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania wants to know, “What’s your biggest win in the UTA so far?”

La Flama Blanca: The Spectre, hands down. It cemented my spot in the history of the United Toughness Alliance. Next!

Voice Over: Stacey from New York, New York wants to know, ”Who you got… Prince or Michael Jackson?”

La Flama Blanca: Definitely Michael. He’s the best. Forget all the garbage in his personal life. His music is timeless. Next question.

Voice Over: Nikki from the United Kingdom wants to know, “Have you ever solved a Rubix Cube?”

La Flama Blanca: Sometimes you people make me shake my head… No, I have not.

The Luchador chuckles at the previous question.

La Flama Blanca: You people make me laugh sometimes… It’s that time in the show for the Did You Know? Fact of the Day. Did you know that cheese is the number one shoplifted item in a grocery store in the world. Candy is the number one in America. Sounds about right either way. Americans love cheese and candy. I think Conrad Teller stole some candy and got life for it? Get real.

Voice Over: Thomas from Boston, Massachusetts wants to know, ” Big boobs or junk in the trunk?”

La Flama Blanca: Big breasteses. I do like me some ass too. Gimme me a second to regain control of myself… Next!

Voice Over: Kendra from Buenos Aires, Argentina wants to know, “Did you see those Kim Kardashian pictures?”

La Flama Blanca: Of course I did. I had to see that big beautiful ass, next! No more, good! See you all next time, maybe, I don't know. Adios!

The screen begins to fade.