Title: Strange Days
Featuring: Michael Byrd
Date: Today
Location: Here
Show: Make America Wrestle Again 2019

It all started as an accident really. I was just minding my own business, walking down the hall, and then BAM! I bumped into Shawn Kutter. Could have happened to anyone really. I felt bad for him dropping the chicken wing he was eating, but offered to get him a new lunch. Apparently that wasn't good enough.


Instead, he challenges me to a chicken leg on a pole match? In all of my years of being a professional wrestler, I've never heard of such a thing. To be honest, I thought it was kind of strange. Thinking he's joking, you can imagine my surprise when I see on the FWF's website that it's an actual thing.


I'm officially in a chicken leg on a pole match at the pay per view. Of course since then I've come to find out that Shawn Kutter owns a baseball bat he calls "Chicken Leg." What are the odds, like really? After it set in that there is a chance he would grab that bat and use it on me, I'd be lying if I didn't start to think maybe I'd like the other type of chicken leg to be on that pole. I'd rather deal with grease stains in my gear any day than the real possibility of serious physical harm.

But, that's not where we are. No. It looks like on Christmas I'll need to do the best I can and grab that bat first. It's the only way to save myself really.

Let's do this Shawn.

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