A black screen. You turn your television on and excitedly switch to High Octane Television. It's just in time as the HOTv logo appears on your television. As it fades away, the United Toughness Alliance logo cues up before exploding to reveal a shot of a screaming audience. The word "Live" appears at the bottom of your screen.
As the camera pans across the fans, our faithful commentators begin to talk.
Blackfront: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Wrestleshow, live on High Octane Television. I'm Jason Blackfront and with me as always, the one, the only Tommy Ace!
The camera switches to focus on them.
Ace: Thank you Jason, it's exciting to be here. We're live in Miami, Florida at the American Airlines Center, and boy is it loud in here.
Blackfront: It sure is Tommy. This is the official pre show lead in for tonight's huge pay per view, Black Horizon!
Ace: If you have not ordered the show yet, you need to do that now. For the low price of thirty-nine nighty-five, you will be able to experience history as the United Toughness Alliance returns to Pay Per View with the event that started it all!
Blackfront: It's amazing to think Tommy, with being apart of the United Toughness Alliance in the late nighties and through the new millennium, to see where we are today. Black Horizon has always been cornerstone event. With a name that signifies for shadowing, some of the biggest surprises in the UTA's history has happened on this very pay per view event.
Ace: To this, tonight anything can happen as everyone in the locker room are preparing right now to come out on the biggest stage and give the fans everything they have.
Blackfront: As we look, both of those steel structures hang over the ring, with impending doom as later tonight three men will enter both structures and pure hell will be unleashed as only one man will come out victorious and as the United Toughness Alliance Champion.
Ace: Not only that, we have what will certainly be a HUGE Internet Championship match as the undefeated in singles competition, CBR, goes one on one with the nearly five hundred pound champion, Yoshii for the title. Can you imagine if Yoshii ends CBR's streak tonight and retains?
Blackfront: It could happen, but at the same time, CBR could become the new Internet Champion. CBR and his partner, Max Burke, have both attempted on multiple occasions to body slam the big man. Can you imagine what would happen if he was successful here tonight?
Ace: The American Airlines Center would explode!
Blackfront: So many what ifs and only one way to know what's going to happen. Contact your local cable provider, or you can order right on WrestleUTA.com and watch on your computer or smart device such as your tablet or mobile phone.
Ace: So many different ways to view tonight's event, but all have one thing in common. You can not do it if you don't order now!
Blackfront: Black Horizon is coming up, but right now here on High Octane Television we are about to kick off the live pre-show right after this commercial break.
Ace: I can't wait!
As we return from commercial, the camera pans to the top of the stage, the word Barker flashes on the screen. All Time Low by Nine Inch Nails begins to play.
Blackfront: The action is abut to begin right here on Wrestleshow!
Ron Barker steps out from the back and begins to head down the ramp.
Announcer: Making his way first to the ring, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada...
Ace: Ron Barker beat not only Perfection but Tobias Devereux just two weeks ago in front of the live crowd before Wrestleshow setting up tonight's one on one match.
Announcer: Standing at six foot four and weighing in at two hunderd and thirty pounds.. he is.. RON... BARRKKKKEEERRR!!!!
Barker walks up the steps and along the apron before stopping half way and entering the ring.
Blackfront: Barker has a tough match up tonight as Perfection certainly can not be in a good mood not being booked on tonight's pay per view event.
As Barker's music fades, the sounds system begins to play the opening riffs of Perfect Gentleman by Helloween.
Announcer: His opponent. hailing from Los Angeles, California...
The crowd immediately responds with jeers a boos. The one and only Perfection exits from behind the curtain raising his arms accepting the crowds reaction to his wonderfulness.
Announcer: Standing at six feet tall and weighing in at two hundred and twenty pounds.... PERFECTIOOONNNNN!!!
♪ There is no doubt about it
I'm one of kind, baby
I am le d'Artagnan de coeur
As you may see, candy♪
Perfection makes his way towards the ring taking his time to jaw-jack with fans near the rails. He walks up the stairs to enter the ring. He poses for all to see flexing and smiling those pearly whites. Perfection enters the ring.
♪ Yes I am
I am a perfect gentleman
Yes I am
I am a perfect gentleman
Yes I am, I am, yes I am
Now he mounts the turnbuckle to yell at the fans some more before giving one last pose and jumping down from the turnbuckle to await the start of the match.
Blackfront: Ron Barker and Perfection set to go one on one in just a matter of moments.
Ace: After this, tune in live on pay per view for Black Horizon for more action.
Blackfront: This should be a highly competitive match, much like everything else you will see tonight.
The bell sounds to start the match.
Blackfront: Collar to elbow tie up to start things off. Ron Barker takes control, pulling Perfection into a side headlock.
As Ron tightens his grip, Perfection struggles, but is unable to move.
Blackfront: Perfection caught in the headlock.
Ace: He's not going anywhere as the Ravishing One continues to keep control.
Blackfront: Well, maybe not. Perfection attempting to pry Ron Barker's fingers from their tight grip. If he can get free, he may be able to capitalize on the brief window he opens up.
Ron once again reset the hold, foiling the attempt by Perfection.
Blackfront: Perfection going another route now, as he sends an elbow into the ribs of Ron Barker.
Perfection elbows Barker's ribs a second time, causing him to loosen his grip. He pushes back, out of the headlock, rolling to the left and around behind Barker, locking his arms around his waist.
Blackfront: Belly to back hold by Perfection.
Ace: Good time for him to take a bit of a breather.
Ron Barker quickly grabs the hands of Perfection, and begins to pry them from each other. His arms shake as he pulls Perfection's out to the sides before taking a twisting step up and turning into Perfection, facing him before quickly grabbing Perfection around the waist, and lifting.
Blackfront: Belly to belly suplex by Ron Barker sends Perfection hard into the mat.
Ace: You've got to watch those suplexes by Barker.
Blackfront: You sure do.
Perfection sits up, holding his back for a brief moment, before turning over and getting to his feet as Ron Barker gets to his as well.
Blackfront: Barker charges Perfection and is caught by an arm drag.
Ron quickly rolls over and up, charging Perfection again.
Blackfront: Another arm drag by Perfection who is using Ron' Barker's own momentum to send him to the mat.
Both men quickly get to their feet again and rush each other.
Blackfront: Perfection ducks a clothesline attempt
Perfection continues on, hitting the ropes and returning, as Ron Barker just turns around and bends down, in hopes to catch him on the return.
Blackfront: Perfection off the ropes, on the return... running knee lift into the face of Ron Barker.
Ace: He caught him directly in the face with that one.
Barker falls backward, holding his face, as Perfection throws his arms out to the side and poses for the booing crowd.
Blackfront: Being cocky doesn't win matches.
Ace: No, but that rising knee kind of helps.
After he finishes celebrating, perfection reaches down to grab the legs of Ron Barker. However, Ron has recovered enough to kick Perfection in the face, causing him to stumble back.
Blackfront: Tick for tack as Ron Barker returns the favor with a kick to the face.
Ron rolls over and gets to his feet. Perfection shakes the kick off and sprints forward, leaping up with his legs out.
Blackfront: Dropkick to the knees of Ron Barker.
Ace: Perfection doesn't seem to be phased by Ron' size difference at all.
Blackfront: His arsenal is vast enough he can take on all types of competitors.
Perfection gets to his feet. He bends down and lifts Ron up. As Barker is halfway up, Perfection brings a forearm down across his back.
Blackfront: Forearm to the back of Ron Barker.
Ron goes to a knee. As Perfection begins to lift again, Barker reaches forward and grabs his legs, yanking back.
Blackfront: Ron Barker able to send Perfection to the mat.
Still holding his legs, Ron begins to stomp Perfection.
Blackfront: Vicious stomps to the inner leg of Perfection.
Ace: Smart thinking by Ron Barker. Take your opponent's legs out and they can't lead an assault.
Barker drops Perfection's legs and heads to the side of him, coming down with a knee.
Blackfront: Knee drop to the ribs of Perfection.
Ace: Working the entire body will take him out of this quicker.
As Perfection holds his side and gasp for a breath, Ron now heads above him, standing over his head. He reaches down, grabbing Perfection's arms and lifting them up and out before coming down and placing a knee into the center of his back.
Blackfront: Ron Barker now stretching Perfection, pushing into him with his knee.
Ace: This could easily become a submission maneuver if Perfection can not get free.
Blackfont: He is fighting, but Ron just pulls his arms back more, applying even more pressure into his back.
Perfection screams in pain as the referee ask if he wants to submit. Perfection shakes his head violently no, as he continues to try and escape.
Blackfront: Both men in the middle of the ring, perfection has no place to go.
Ace: This is hurting my back just watching. If applied much longer, Perfection may never be able to live comfortably again.
Ron pulls his knee back a bit before slamming it forward with force. perfection yells again, wenching in extreme pain.
Blackfront: Ron Barker showing a mean streak as he continues to torture Perfection in this opening bout.
Barker pulls his leg back yet again, bringing it into the back of Perfection. However, this time he releases his opponent, letting Perfection hit the mat. He holds his back and kicks his legs as Ron Barker stands from a kneeling position.
Blackfront: Ron Barker looking to put a weakened Perfection out.
Ace: There's no way Perfection is going to be able to come back in this match. Just no way.
Blackfront: Barker pulling Perfection to his feet.
He grabs Perfection's left arm and sends him into the ropes. As he returns, Ron throws a leg out, catching Perfection in the face.
Blackfront: Big boot by Ron Barker. Perfection is out cold.
Ace: This one has to be over.
Blackfront: Ron Barker now lifting Perfection back to his feet.
As Perfection is halfway up, he quickly throws an arm around Ron's neck, and leans back as he grabs under his crotch, rolling Ron Barker into a pin. He pushes hard with his legs as Barker kicks.
Blackfront: Roll up out of nowhere!
Ace: He was playing opossum!
The referee drops and begins to count. As he hits the three Barker is able to kick out but it's too late as the bell begins to sound.
Blackfront: Perfection steals another win!
Ace: Much like a month ago when he faced Tobias Devereux, Perfection once again with a roll up out of nowhere.
Perfection quickly slides out of the ring to the floor, using the apron to hold himself up.
Announcer: Your winner via pin fall..... PERFECTION!
The fans boo louder than they did during his entrance as Perfection begins to yell at them about how he is a winner.
Blackfront: This young man has a thing or two to learn, but he still has a winning record here in the UTA.
Ace: Wins are one thing, it's that attitude that just doesn't go.
Perfection begins walking up the ramp, turning to the camera and yelling about how he should be main eventing the pay per view. We go into commercial.
As we return from commercial, we are brought to a plain white page. Suddenly, from the top of the screen a giant, red #1 drops down and hits the floor. A few seconds later, Peach's head pokes out from the side of the screen. She walks around the 1, sniffing it.
Peach walks away from the numbers and toward the camera, sniffing the lens before barking. She then runs off, continuing to bark. Madman Szalinski's wife, Ariel, walks into the screen and smiles.
Ariel: Now, the Number One promotion in the world as told by Federation Rankings, the United Toughness Alliance.
She smiles and walks off the screen. The UTA... Peach tested... EFR Approved.
We move back to the commentator's table.
Blackfront: That's right folks, the UTA is the official number one promotion in the world as the new Federation Rankings list is out.
Ace: Was there ever any doubt?
Blackfront: Now to provie that, we invite you to call your cable provider now if you haven't as it is almost time for... Black Horizon!
Ace: Don't miss this folks, you will regret it!
Blackfront: As always this is Jason Blackfront...
Ace: and Tommy Ace...
Blackfront: We will see you shortly live on pay per view!
The copy right screen comes up as we fade to black. A timer displays the countdown to Black Horizon, live on PPV.
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