Thursday Night Rage #5

13 Mar 2014

Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania (seats 18,136)

Chris Paradise v. Rodney Marney w/ Ringmaster Kennedy

Gil: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Thursday Night Rage! Tonight we continue on the road to victory as we have four matches for your entertainment!

Lucius: While there is much to be said i cannot wait for them to start! Up first tonight we have Chris Paradise in his VCW debut from GEW looking to capitalize against Rodney Marney, but with Ringmaster Kennedy at ringside, there's no telling what's gonna happen.

Gil: Next after that, double ring debut of the beautiful spitfire Hex Girl looking to prove the world is not He Man Women Haters Club--

Lucius: Seriously *starts laughing* He-Man...

Gil: As i was saying against new arrival...well its a mysterious enigma who was just brought over to VCW out of retirement. Boss must be pulling favors like he did David GS.

Lucius: Don't you start with that, think for yourself. Also after that we have the main event. A slobberknocker of a match between #1 Xander Hayes and new arrival Gunnar Granderson, fresh from his dominating victory last week and looking to continue on to the next round.

Announcer: Bay Valley Asylum...

 As the beginning notes of The Happy Song by Poets of The Fall echoes over the loudspeakers Chris Paradise shambles out in a jacket designed to look like a Straightjacket,  accompanied by Dr. Arika Devaruex...

Announcer: Accompanied to the ring by Dr. Arika Devaruex

as he nears ringside he shrugs off the jacket giving fans a glimpse of his black suit with green glitter pinstripes and erieely slides into the ring and sits in the corner laughing psychotically

Announcer: Introducing his opponent, from The Psych Ward

The arena goes dark as the opening of Psycho Circus begins to play. A spotlight shines as Marney in a black trench coat back facing the crowd lowers on what appears to be a t|BLEEP|ze. When Ace Frehley lets out a yell, Marney removes his coat arms held out and purple, red and black pyro goes off.

Announcer: Accompanied to the ring by Ringmaster Kennedy..

After the pyro dies down Ringmaster Kennedy appears to the side of Marney.  When Frehley yells "Here I am!" Marney walks slowly down the ramp with a stoic look on his face staring lifeless at the ring. 


He climbs the stairs and continues to walk along the side of the ring, swinging around the turnbuckle still looking in the ring, before entering. Rodney exchanges a brief conversation with the Ringmaster as Chris Paradise hops in place excitingly. Rodney finally steps into the ring as the music cuts off.

The bell rings as the two clash in the middle of the ring. Rodney gains the upper hand, leveraging what little of his weight, lifting Paradise up and down to the mat. He clenches on Paradise's left arm as he continues to ground him. 

Rodney switches his weight, deliberately allowing Paradise to rise to one knee before targeting the arm he's holding, a look of joy on his face as The Ringmaster voices support from ringside. Paradise struggles to break free as Rodney continues to pummel the arm, jerking it down harshly. He twists one more time before slamming Paradise down to the ground. He steps away to laugh as Ringmasters claps for his client.

Rodney turns around towards Paradise, reaching for him, but receives an elbow to the face, stumbling the man as Paradise takes the initative, following up with another elbow, pushing the man back to the ropes with another elbow to the face. He pushes Rodney, then pulls, whipping to the opposite of the ring, Rodney dodges the incoming clothesline, hits the ropes on the return, coming back with a shoulder block, knocking Chris down. He goes for the ropes again, comes back and connects with a body splash. He goes for the pinfall..



TWO~Chris Paradise kicks out, much to the displeasure of Ringmaster Kennedy, who gets on the ropes jabbing his finger at the ref. He makes the gesture to count faster next time as Rodney grabs ahold of Chris Paradise, excuting a clean belly to belly suplex. He goes again for another pin...



T~Kickout again by Chris Paradise, a agitated look appears on Rodney's face as he grabs Chris to stand up. He sets him up for the piledriver, stalling for show, before landing the move in the center of the ring. As Ringmaster Kennedy points skyward, Rodney grabs him again, lifting him up for the second piledriver, dropping again for hit. Once more at the Ringmaster's command, he repeats the manuveur, pinning the now unconscious Chris Paradise for the pin.






The bell is rung as Ringmaster motions for Rodney to leave the ring, as Dr. Devaruex tends to her client.

Jester w/ Fill v. Stuart Ratliff

The lights in the arena dim as the sounds of maniacal laughter fills the stadium. The eerie opening notes of Nightmare by Avenged Sevenfold cuts through the laughter. 

Announcer: From parts unknown, weighing 254 pounds...

Just as the opening guitar riff hits, pyros explode and the entranceway is enveloped in green smoke. The smoke clears to reveal The Jester standing at the top of the ramp with his GEW Tag Team Championship belt d|BLEEP|d over one shoulder and his baseball bat over the other, an evil half smile/ half smirk stretched across his face, with Fill standing behind him to his left. 

Announcer: Being accompained by Fill...he is one half of the GEW Tag Team Champions...THE JESTER~!

He pans his head slowly around the arena, drinking in the cheers of the fans. He walks steadily, with purpose, towards the ring and quickly slides under the bottom rope as Fill walks around the ring. He rises to his feet in the center of the ring, further enthralled by the continuing enthusiastic response of the fans. He raises a triumphant arm in response to the audience’s chants of support before making his way over to a corner. 


Gil: Who is this coming!?

"Breathe" by Prodigy blasts on the P.A. as Purple and green lasers and spot lights circle the arena. Out pops, XeRo  The crowd gives a pop! XeRo is wearing a pair of ripped jean
shorts and a "Destroy the Man" T-shirt and a pair
of Doc-Martins. He Holding his trusty Bat "King Friday". 

A video of XeRo is on the TRON as he walks to the ring. It show highlights of some of his interviews  and matches. It shows him smacking a wrestler with a chair,it rewinds it and plays it over again, then it freezes with text reading underneath, "Destroyed the mans tools". Then It shows XeRo flapping his arms up and down with him being on fire "Attention". A picture of The VCW President comes on the screen, With text that reads... "The Man". Him Smacking someone with King Friday text reading "Stupid puppet". 

And a picture of him power bombing Stuart Ratliff in a trash dumpster with text reading..." Oh My God I Killed Him... I'm A Bastard!

The fans react with The Jester and Fill who can only look at the frozen feed on the Rage-tron of Stuart Ratliff knocked out and in the dumpster, as XeRo's music continues to play. 

They look at the man responsible who holds his own baseball straight at Fill and Jester, motioning around his waist for the VCW Championship afterwards.

Lucius: Who in the devil did James Ranger just signed? 

Gil: I'm sure we will get more answers as time continues, folks its time for a break!

Lew Smith v. Hex Girl

Announcer: From Busthead, Virginia..weighing at 115 pounds.

Hex Girl comes out on the stage covered in her green half cape she holds for a moment and the stage erupts in flames blocking her from view for a moment when the flames vanish she is minus the cape.

Announcer: She is The Wiccan Wonder...HEX GIRL~~!

 A hardened look on her face she walks down the ramp with purposeful determination. She slides into the ring as Pyro follows the quick heavy bursts of notes during the intro.

Announcer: Introducing from Frimley, England

 Lights flicker along with the addition of fast guitar. Both pyro and lighting hit the last five notes before exploding with one final explosion of epic colours that fly across the runway and outward to the ring as the music progresses heavily on the word "GO!". 

Announcer: Weighing at 216 Pounds...

The house lights gently rise as a figure quickly paces towards the ring, pointing out to the crowd both ways before turning a light jog into a sprint.

Announcer: The Ominous Angel...LEW SMITH~!

 The Ominous cloaked figure dives through the bottom of the ropes and slides to the centre to stand still during the chorus, looking around scouting his fans, his critics, he removes the hood and unties the rope connecting the cape-like robe and chucks it out the ring. Clicking his neck, shoulders and fingers, he assumes a stance, ready to fight.

Almost without missing a beat, Hex Girl goes straight for Lew Smith, causing the ref to signal for the bell as Lew takes the initial attack to the gut and then kicks to his shins by the fiery wrestler. 

Hex attempts an irish whip, which is reversed by by Lew who follows right behind her with a clothesline, that sends her sprawling outside the ring in a complete loop.

Gil: Welcome to VCW!

Lucius: She's in for a rough spot trying to become the VCW Champion.

Lew takes his time surveying her response getting up, not bothering to follow her outside as the ref has already begun his count.


Hex manages to get up to both her knees, at which Lew has surprisingly gotten outside one foot out of the ring, as if to grab her attention. He taunts her with one hand motion. The fans roar as she manages to approach the ring as Lew backs away, towards the center of the ring.

Lucius: It seems sportmanship and chivalry still exist in one spot.

Gil: I think just threw up in my mouth a bit there. Excuse me does anyone have some Sprite?

Hex goes to lock up, with Lew, but fakes it at the last moment, ducking under and getting behind Lew with such spped. She connects with a spin kick to the back of the head, stumbling Lew a bit. She races to the ropes, bounces back with added momentum, Lew catches her in mid-spin as she twirls with the added momentum, locking her legs around his neck and connecting with a hurricanrana. SHe goes for the pin


TW~Lew kicks out, but gets a vicious snap kick to his face from Hex Girl for his troubles. She tries again...




Lew kicks out again, this time pushing her up and away a good distance from him, allowing him to recoup.

Gil: Hex has done quite a number, but Lew trying his best to regain momentum

Lucius: Both showing us what it takes to advance, but neither have the proper tools to seal the deal.

Hex has taken to the turnbuckle, as Lew gets up. As he fully stands she launches off for a hurricana, but it gets countered into a powerbomb. Lew packages for a pin.





THR~~Hex Girl kicks out in the center of the ring, a look of shock on Lew's face as the ref informs him again that the count still on two. 

Gil: Lew almost advanced here tonight, but Hex continues to show that spark.

Lucius: Being the only female wrestler could be a strong motivator.

Lew at this point is already up, grabbing Hex by her hair to bring her standing. She responds once more with kicks to his knees, then follows it up with palm strike to his face, then a tiger paw strike to his chest. Upon being freed, she connects with a enzuigiri, sending Lew Smith to his knees. 

The fans get hyped as she hits for the ropes, she comes back with a shining wizard, knocking Lew out cold. She covers...






Announcer: Your winner...HEX GIRL~!

Gil: Proving she means business tonight, the future of VCW is only getting brighter.

Lucius: You bet, Lew's debut means he has to rebound in the loser bracket, but i can bet he will be seen the finals. I keep an eye on him.

Gunnar Granderson v. Xander Hayes

Gunnar Granderson is already in the ring, lecturing the ref on how to better spend his life, as  The lights go out as the giant screen lights up with a headless Teddy bear fills the screen..


 as the neon green lights start to flash around the arena. then "Dance of the Crazy Pill by X starts to play.

Announcer: Introducing from Chicago, Illinois, weighing at 185 pounds.

 Out walks X wearing his big baggy black cargo pants and a Chicago Cubs jersey that is black and green in color. He's holding a headless Teddy bear with green glow sticks sticking out the bears neck.

Announcer: Accompained by Teddy....XANDER HAYES~!

 He then starts to talk to the bear as he nods and makes his way to the ring. As he slides under the bottom rope he places Teddy in the corner...


Immediately he dodges a clothesline by Gunnar, waits for him to turn around. As Gunnar faces him, kicks him in the gut immediately, holding him and setting him up for a pumphandle suplex, as he lifts  and brings him, changes it into a vicious sitdown power bomb, knocking him out cold.

X goes for the pin, using teddy for an assist as the ref akwardly makes the count.







Announcer: The winner of this match....XANDER HAYES

Gil: Well...record time breaker here.

Lucius: Almost have to say Xander didn't break a sweat, but..

Gil: Understandably. Tune in two weeks folks, as tag team matches come to the VCW Invitational!

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