That was all BULLSHIT!!! I did not tap! I want my rematch! I WANT MY TITLE BACK!!!

Y’all really think them awards matter? Bless yer heart. Walkin' ’round actin’ like you’re takin’ ’em to heaven wit ya. Climb in that ring with me, and you’ll find out real quick how wrong ya are. Avril, how do Ah get this damn thang to stop recordin'?

Tyger II’s discipline is admirable in the way a well‑trained hound is admirable—useful, but ultimately replaceable. Sgt. Van Patton will claim the WrestleZone Championship, and UTA will finally be led by a predator rather than a pet, a correction the company has sorely needed.