Medical Assistance Called To Home Of UTA Superstar
It is being reported that late Sunday afternoon, medical assistance in the form of a private emergency doctor, was called to the Manhattan home of UTA Superstar Kathryn Velmont Thomas.
'The First Lady Of The UTA' is reported to have called for assistance with excessive anterior epistaxis, or for those of you who arn't up on their medical jargon; an excessive nose bleed.
The doctor stayed for a total of an hour and left after we assume Kathryn was given a full bill of health and no underlying issues or causes were found.
Whilst the cause is still unknown, Kathryn is well known for her 'religious beliefs' could her God be to blame?
Kathryn's office were unavailable for comment.
"JESUS SHIT TITS"
- Kentucky Tarzan