(The cameras open up outside Universal Studios. We see a huge sign that
reads 'the IWO presents: Gold and Glory'.... Underneath the sign it reads
'Sold Out'.... Fireworks start shooting up into the sky. The cameras cut
inside Universal Studios. The fans are going crazy. A special stage has been
built where the IWO ring is centered. Greg Parker, JT, and Nikki are at an
announcers table about 15 feet away from the ring. The camera cuts to them.)
GP - Tonight... The night we have been waiting a month for. The night where
we see if finally The Vietnam Veteran can become the IWO World Champion!!!
JT - The Vet has done it all except hold that gold. Tonight could be his
night. But I seriously don't see Capital Punishment letting that happen.
GP - Fans, we do have some late breaking information to bring you here
tonight. This will be Moonstone's last match here in the IWO. Apparently
President John doesn't think he is active enough to continue his run here in
Nikki - Well, he hasn't done anything all month. I think I agree with John.
(The scene cuts to the back. We see Moonstone banging on a door marked
'President John'. John opens the door.)
President John - What do you want?
Moonstone - How the fuck can you do this? I had plans tonight. Something big
was going down.
President John - Well, you had time to plan this 'big' thing? Why the hell
didn't you show your face this entire damn month? I let you back in and you
are shit man. Just total shit. You couldn't beat my dead great grandmother.
(Moonstone grabs John by the collar and slings him up against the wall.)
Moonstone - You release me from the IWO. And I swear to god I'll make you
President John - Threatening me?
(All of a sudden from behind Moonstone appears a masked man with a baseball
bat. He clubs Moonstone in the back with the bat. Moonstone falls to the
floor. The masked man starts beating him with the ball bat.)
President John - Fuck with me again you asshole.... Lets go to the ring...
(The masked man follows John out of his dressing room.)
GP - Well fans... Interesting devlopments going on here... Right now we are
going to take a look at what happened here earlier today...
Universal Studio's. A parking lot attendant points the caravan to their
slots. The cars and the busses start to empty out and surround the old jeep
where The Vietnam Veteran and Katie sit>
The Vietnam Veteran: O.K. People. Let's see if we can win ourselves a title
(The group cheers loudly)
(Later - The Veteran along with the kids of the orphanage are at a vendor.)
Veteran- Remember kids, you'll each be able to get one item, and one item
(The children make their selections. Almost all of them choose items of The
Vendor: That comes to $637.50
Veteran: OUCH!!!! (Pulls out his wallet and pays the man) Now remember kids,
listen to the sisters, obey them. Now if you don't mind I've got to get
for work. See you later.
(Kids cheers. Veteran goes over and kisses Katie)
Veteran: Take care Angel. Got me a title to win.
Katie: Good luck honey.
(Camera cuts back to the announcers' table.)
JT - Isn't that just so sweet? I think Im going to cry now. Katie and
Louie.... A romance for the ages. Barf my ass off.
('Drag You Down' by Finger Eleven begins to play. President John and the
masked man make their way out. John gets to the ring, he has a microphone.)
President John - Welcome to the first Pay Per View in IWO history where
things are going to be actually done right!!! Thats right. No more mishaps.
No more, OH WAIT, DAMN, I don't like you so you won't win. No, it won't be
like that anymore. This is NOT the Kosoy Era of Shit... This is the John Era
of Greatness. So lets get things started off right...
(The lights in the arena go out. The ?¿? logo appears on the tit-ron. Then
we hear laughter. The lights come back on.)
President John - Yeah, that's really cute. I don't care who you are. Your
deal is with Capital Punishment, not me... Anyway...
(The lights go out again. The same logo appears. We hear a mysterious
Mysterious Voice - There's more than one of us.... HAHHAHAHAHA
(The lights come back up.)
President John - That's really funny... Glad you are having your laughs...
I'm done out here anyway. Let Gold and Glory begin!!!
(President John and the masked man leave...)
Phyre vs. Syphon Fission
Meygon: Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is for one fall and will
determine who goes on to the final of the Gold & Glory Tournament.
Introducing first accompanied to the ring by Carmen Jackson, weighing in at
257 lbs, from Seattle, WA, here is Syphon Fission!!!!
('Stupify' by Disturbed plays as Carmen and Syphon make their way to the
Meygon: And his opponent, weighing in at a staggering 622 lbs, from parts
unknown, here is Phyre!!!
('Ironman' by Black Sabbath plays as Phyre rushes to the ring and attacks
GP: Well Phyre not wasting any time here as he quickly enters the ring and
goes straight after Syphon Fission.
Nikki: Well these two have a lot of history between them, both have been
exchanging verbal insults prior to this match, and have both been working
themselves up to what should be a great match.
JT: Well you can say what you want, but to be extremely honest with you both
of these guys can beat the living crap out of each other for all I care,
neither of these guys should of been allowed to get this far into the
tournament. Come on can you imagine King Fission or King Phyre for god's
GP: Well I think they have both got quite a nice ring to it
JT: Well of course you would say that, prick!!!
Nikki: Guys, the match!!
GP: Oh yes!!! Anyway, Phyre still in control here and it doesn't seem to me
like Syphon Fission is putting up much of a fight.
Nikki: Well I don't think Phyre has given him much of a chance, Phyre really
looks determined to win this thing here tonight.
GP: So Phyre now going to the second rope, and... DOWN hard on Syphon
Fission with a devastating axehandle to the head.
(Syphon stirs, and is able to give Phyre a swift kick to the abdomen, when
Phyre tried another arial assault)
GP: Well I doubt Phyre saw that one coming, but Phyre has really been
concentrating on using his arial manoeuvres to his advantage throughout the
early stages in this match, only on that occasion, all did not go to plan.
So Syphon Fission in control.
(At this point Syphon manages to pull off a DDT, and attempts to go for a
clothesline. But Phyre manages to get to his feet, and sticks his arm out to
take Syphon down, but both superstars end up knocking each other down to the
canvas, as both get the clothesline)
JT: Both of these idiots are down now, Phyre really shouldn't of given that
early advantage away. Which one is gonna get up first here. Who cares, lets
hope they both get counted out so it can be a draw, and both of these morons
can exit the tournament!!
GP: Oh, come off it JT, where's your spirit, I sure as hell hope your not
going to be this melancholy for the rest of the night because I don't think
I could stand it!!!
Nikki: Melon, who?!?
GP: Forget It!!!!
(Both guys are down still as the referee approaches the number seven in his
count, Phyre places his arm over Syphon)
1 - 2 - Kick out!!!
GP: Ever so close there!!! Well Phyre is back on his feet and it looks as
though he is not allowing Syphon to get back up. I think Syphon hurt his
back when going down from that clothesline, and now Phyre is adding pressure
to Syphon's back to work on that injury more by applying that Surfboard
(Referee asks Syphon if he gives up, but Phyre breaks the hold as he is
distracted by something at ringside)
Nikki: Carmen has got to the apron here, what is she doing?
(She begins to undo her top as Phyre looks on in amazement)
JT: TAKE IT OFF!!! TAKE IT OFF!!
GP: Well Carmen is beginning to lure Phyre away from the match, but Syphon
is still down on the canvas he really hasn't looked his breast.. I mean
best.. oh forget it!!!!
(As Carmen slowly begins to unstrap her bra, Syphon has had time to crawl to
the outside and grab a hockey stick)
JT: SHOW ME THE PUPPIES!!! SHOW ME THE....
(Syphon Fission sends the hockey stick straight up north)
GP: Oh my word!!! Phyre will feel that one in the morning, but wait Phyre is
in a could position for Syphon Fission to get the.. it is, it is, DEATH
PLUNGE!!! and he has....got it!!!! Well when it looked all over for Syphon,
it looks as though he has done it, is all over, all he needs to do now is
get the pin. He rolls him up...
1-2- KICK OUT!!!
GP: HE KICKED OUT!!! GOOD LORD, HOW DID HE DO IT!!!!!!!
Nikki: That was amazing, Phyre literally just lifted Syphon Fission from on
top of him.
JT: I have to give it to Phyre, that one looked over right there.
(As this is happening Fugite makes his way down to the ring)
GP: What on earth is this idiot doing down here?
Nikki: I have no idea.
(Fugite grabs a chair from ringside, as Carmen distracts the referee once
more he goes to hit Phyre, but Phyre ducks and Fugite ends up knocking
Syphon out cold, Phyre then knocks both Carmen and Fugite off the apron)
GP: Well, it seemed as though Fugite was looking for some sort of revenge
after loosing to Phyre last week on Hostile Takeover in the quarter finals
of the Gold & Glory Tournament, but his attempt to make sure Phyre did not
participate further in this tournament looks to of backfired. After Syphon
turned this match around, in a split second Fugite has turned it back around
JT: What an absolute and utter idiot!!!! He has probably just cost Syphon
the match when it looked as though he was going to win it.
GP: Well Phyre with the pin
1 - 2 - 3
GP: PHYRE WINS!!!! Well lots of twists and turns in that match, it leads me
to wonder as to whether the rest of the tournament will be as exciting?
Nikki: I bet it will be, but what has Fugite started here, when Syphon comes
around I'm sure he'll be asking questions as to why when it looked so much
like he would win this thing, he ended up loosing, no thanks to Fugite!!!
GP: Well Phyre will now be in the final of the Gold & Glory Tournament later
here to night, but he only managed it by a hairs length.
JT: I'm just upset we didn't see any puppies!!! As far as the match itself!!
GP: JT, you are unbelievable!!!!!
Psycho Jay vs. Michael Dudley vs. Mike Extreme
GP: Welcome to this tournament match here as we have Psycho Jay, Mike
and Michael Dudley all battling it out for the right to go to the finals!!
Who will win?? We will find out!! Nikki who do you predict??
Nikki: Umm..Mikey Dudley!
GP: And JT??
JT: My man the head-humping freak himself Psycho Jay!! NEXT IWO CHAMP
GP: Let's go to the ring!!
('Divine' by Korn begins to play..)
Ring Announcer: Coming to the ring first from Philadelphia, PA..weighing in
at 323 lbs. and stands at 6'8'..he is a former IWO World Champion..PSYCHO
('Surfacing' by Slipknot starts to play..)
Ring Announcer: The first challenger from Chicago, Illinois..weighing in at
325 lbs. and is 6'9'..he is the CURRENT IWO Extreme Champion..MIKE EXTREME!!
('Pretty Fly (For A White Guy') begins to play..)
Ring Announcer: And finally from Beverly Hills, California..weighing in at
227 lbs. and is 6'1'..he is 1/2 of the former IWO Tag Champs Beverly Hills
Bruisers, and is a former IWO World Champion...he is MICHAEL DUDLEY!!
*Ding, Ding, Ding!!*
GP: And this match is underway!! Jay and Extreme lock up and Jay flips
Extreme over..but here comes Dudley and delivers a big clothesline to Psycho
Jay!! Dudley lifts up Extreme and a powerslam!! Dudley turns around and
Psycho Jay clocks him with a big boot!! Jay stomping away on both men..Mike
Extreme squirms away and Jay goes after him..Extreme bounces off the ropes
and flies at Psycho Jay..lands on him and starts to pound away on his face!!
Dudley lifts up Extreme and a DDT on Mike Extreme!!
JT: WOW some quick action already!! Ya' know Nikki..I could use some 'quick
action' from you right about now!!
Nikki: Don't even have to warn you no more!!
GP: Dudley now in control of this match as he lifts Psycho Jay up and
POWERBOMBS HIM!! He gives Jay a kick and now will go after Mike Extreme!! He
grabs Extreme and whips him into the ropes, he goes to clothesline him but
Extreme moves, bounces off with more intensity and clotheslines Dudley to
ground!! He goes for a pin!! 1...2...THR!! NO!! Extreme gets pulled off by
Psycho Jay and Jay now unloading on Mike Extreme!!
Nikki: Extreme gets thrown into the corner..Jay grabs Dudley and throws him
into the corner as well!! Extreme runs and connects with a double splash and
Dudley and Extreme both fall to the mat!!
GP: Jay grabs Extreme first and puts him on top of Michael Dudley..Jay
the top rope and CONNECTS WITH A DOUBLE FROG SPLASH!! THE PIN!! 1...2...THR!
NO! Jay goes flying in the air as the muscle from both men launch him!! Jay
gets up and Extreme is up first as Dudley is still a lil winded. Jay and
Extreme lock up with Psycho Jay winning..he grabs Extreme and throws him to
the ropes..Extreme bounces off..Jay dives on the ground..Dudley up and
clotheslines Mike Extreme!! Jay gets up to see were Extreme is but Dudley
delivers a superkick!! And Dudley pins Jay!! 1...2...THR!! NO EXTREME WITH
JT: Dudley up quickly and delivers a hard right hand to the face of Mike
Extreme! Extreme shrugs it off and pushes Dudley hard to the ground!! Dudley
up and Extreme gets in his face..Jay gives a cheat shot to Dudley from
and quickly rises with a drop toe hold!! And Extreme is screaming in agony!!
Will he give up.. Dudley holding on to his testicles jumps for joy and nails
Jay who let's go of the hold just in time as Dudley nails Extreme in the
GP: WOW these guys wont be able to reproduce after tonight! Well Psycho Jay
is in control of this match as we speak and Jay is doing a really fine job
staying alive in this match!! Jay picks up Dudley and Dudley tries to punch
Jay but Jay just avoids it and throws Dudley to the ropes. Dudley ducks
foot and hangs on to the other ropes as Psycho Jay clotheslines him to the
outside!! Extreme up and goes right for Psycho Jay!! Extreme grabs Psycho
Jay, and INVERTED DDT!! Extreme goes for the pin!! 1..2..THR!! BUT Dudley
grabs the ref and brings him to the outside..the ref yells at Dudley
Nikki: These guys are doing a excellent job of saving this match!! Otherwise
this match would have been over minutes ago!!
JT: Way to call it Nikki!!
GP: HAHA!! Well now Dudley has climbed back in the ring and grabs a pissed
off Mike Extreme and slams him to the mat. He starts kicking away at the
Extreme Champion and Psycho Jay gets up all wiled up!! Jay and Dudley are
gonna double team Mike Extreme!! Dudley whips Extreme to the ropes, they go
to hip toss him but Jay changes his mind and trips Dudley and grabs Mike
Extreme..and..GUERILLA PRESS SLAM!! The pin on Extreme!! 1...2...TH!! NO!!
Dudley saves it once again!!
JT: This is getting crazy.
(From the back appears Agent X. He comes running out. He has a metal pole.
He goes to the ring. He gets in the ring and nails Mike Extreme across the
back with that metal pole. Extreme yells out in pain. He drives the pole
down into him again.)
GP: Dudley and Jay are now going at it. Jay slings Dudley into the ropes.
Dudley comes back, he ducks a clothesline. WAIT!!! VINCENT JUST PULLED DOWN
THE ROPES!!! Dudley goes over the ropes to the floor. Jay looks around. He
sees Mike Extreme down. He goes over to make a cover!!! Vincent holding
Dudley back!!! 1....2.....3
Winner - Psycho Jay
JT - HAHAHA!!! I told you he would win!!!
Nikki - Thanks to Vincent and Agent X!!!
***We go backstage, where we see the IWO World Champion, Capital Punishment,
arriving in a red 2000 Dodge Durango. He gets out and 'Ice Ice Baby' by
Vanilla Ice starts to play. Cappy, who hates Ice because the rapper is more
'over' than he is, yells out for somebody to stop playing that horrible
music. We see movement in the shadows, and a man with a CD player (and
mini-speakers) walks out.***
Capital Punishment: It's...IT'S YOU!
Vanilla Ice: ICE ICE BABY!
***Vanilla Ice smashes one of the speakers over Cappy's head. He pulls out
the CD, breaks it in half, and slices Cappy's forehead open. He starts
singing the lyrics to 'Ice Ice Baby' as Cappy howls in pain. Cut elsewhere
backstage where we see guys in their locker rooms enjoying a good laugh.
Cut back to the arena where the announcers are hysterical and behind them
fans scream and hold up signs saying 'Cappy Fears Vanilla Ice'.***
Agent X vs Agent X2
For The Life Of Red Dragon
All Interference WILL Be Punished
It's All Come Down To This
A Chance To End Eachother's Life
JT - Here it is,the moment where it all comes to an end between these to
GP - That's great,one less jobber!
Nikki - Why the hell do they have two hell in the cells here?
GP - Yeah, why is there a ladder between the cells and a hole on the roofs
of the cells?
JT - It's IWO's first ever Fortress Match!
Nikki - I see they have barb wire running up the walls of the cells.
GP - That means blood!!
JT - I'm pretty sure blood is what you are going to get as this has been
called 'The Extreme Form Of Capture The Flag'.The winner has to catch the
opponents flag on their opponents cage.As you see barb wire wraps the side
so wrestlers will have to get in the cell first and climb a ladder to a
whole in the roof.First they got to get the ladder in between these cells
where they will take with them into the ring and place it below the hole so
they can get to the roof.Another interesting point is the outline of the
roofs of the cells will be on fire.So these wrestlers,if they are both on
the roof will be in a square of fire.
GP - Groovy.
GP - What?
Nikki - The word 'groovy' went out in the early 80s.
JT - Yeah Greg, your really unhip.See,I'm hip because I listen to the
Nikki - Uhhhhhh
GP - Uhhhhhh
JT - What?
Nikki - They fucking suck.
GP - They reek of sucktasticular sewage.
JT - What?
Nikki - Stop making up words Greg.
GP - Oh,so you turn this conversation on me!!I would leave right now if
there wasn't a promising match with sharp barb wire in the arena.
(Camera moves to Meygon as she is about to announce the wrestlers.)
Meygon - This match is for the life of Red Dragon (Agent X's manager) and
all interference will be punished.It is a fortess match and the only way to
win is to capture the opponents flag.There's no time limit and anything
('Victory' by Puff Daddy plays as Agent X2 comes with a cocky smile on his
face.He walks down the aisle refusing to slap hands with IWO fans.One fat
guy pats him on the back to only recieve a swift punch breaking his nose.The
man starts yelling at Agent X2 but he just waves him off.He walks to the
bottom of the ramp admiring what is infront of him.)
Meygon - We have no information on him but he's the master of the Napalm
Bomb(twisting body swanton bomb),he's Agent X2.
(More booing and then 'From This Day' by Machine Head plays as Agent X walks
out to the entrance way.He's carrying a noose and a flamethrower with him
which he holds up high for all to see.The fans cheer for Agent X as he walks
around the entrance way showing his hardcore weapons.)
Meygon - Introducing first standing 6'4',weighing in at 251n lbs from Area
51.He's the master of the X-Bomb and the Lockdown.He is Agent X!!!
(More cheering but suddenly something lowers from the roof 30 feet above the
ladder,it's Red Dragon strapped to a big silver X2.He's covered in bruises
and looks like he's been constantly beat within an inch of his life
everyday.Agent X notices this and rages at Agent X2.Agent X2 motions him to
bring it on and Agent X lays his weapons at the bottom of the ramp.The throw
fists and the match officially starts.)
JT - They're throwing fists but now Agent X getting the advantge by whipping
Agent X2 into the guard rail.Agent X now lunging in his direction with a
spear but Agent X2 moves!!!Head first into the guard rail,he might of got
GT - Agent X2 now removing some of the mat to make things interesting but
Agent X is rising.Agent X setting up a ddt but no,Agent X2 just picks him up
and lays his tecticles flat onto the guard rail!!Agent X2 now fully clearing
the mat from the area and now going for Agent X.He punches the stranded
Agent X in the head but Agent X fighting back.He now takes one of the fan's
beer can and slams it across Agent X2's face!!Agent X now standing on the
guard rail and talk about turning your back at the wrong time to get beer
off your face,Agent X with a flying bulldog sending Agent X2's face down to
Nikki - Good thing in the IWO people don't chant 'ECW'.That chant pisses me
JT - Well put Nikki,keep up that great announcing job you bring to the
GT - Agent X stomping away on Agent X2 but now Agent X going for a chair.He
picks one up and swings at Agent X2,it's ducked and Agent X2 quickly slams
Agent X head into the barb wired wall of the cell!!He's now grinding Agent
X's face across the wall like he's grating cheese.Oh yes,blood is on the
Nikki - Isn't that a Micheal Jackson song?
GP - Of course not,I'm not gay.
JT - Anyway,Agent X with the elbow to Agent X2 gut and then hits a diamond
cutter.Agent X with that chair again waits for Agent X2 to get up and then
nails that chair over his head.Look at the impact,that chair made a major
Nikki - Agent X now throwing the chair away and picking up Agent X2 only to
be met with a barrage of punches.Now Agent X2 with a swinging chokeslam onto
GP - Agent X2 is taking a gaurd rail from the crowd!!Hey,how can we keep the
fans out of danger if you steal the guard rails!!??Who cares!!!Hahaha,screw
them!!Agent X2 carries the gaurd rail but Agent X front jump kicks it into
him!!The both lay on the ground,take that!
JT - Slow down Greg!Agent X getting up and he's placing that guard rail onto
Agent X2.What's he doing?He gives himself some space and then begins a
running start,tumble weed to flip splash on the guard rail!The clenches his
back in pain as he wonders over our announce desk.
Agent X - You see that Greg??You see that?Your blood's coming Greg!!
GP - That's great!
JT - Agent X now going back to stomp the recovering Agent X2.
GP - What a freak!
Nikki - Don't talk behind people's backs?
JT - Why not?You do it on all the guys you've slept with.
GP - Yeah,your all like,'You know,his dick was rather small.I really had to
fake an orgasm there.'
JT - Yeah,your all like,'Damn,that guy was a sloppy fucker,I wish he wasn't
impotent,I really had to fake an orgasm there!'
Nikki - I've never faked anything in my life!
JT - How about your breasts?
GP - Agent X now getting the ladder which he sets up by Agent X2 covered by
that bent guard rail.I think I'm gonna like this..but Agent X2 is up and
he's clotheslines Agent X!Agent X2 now grabbing a line from a camera and
starts choking Agent X.Wait,he's unplugging the camera and using the cord as
a whip as he straps Agent X!!!Where's the blood he promised me?
Nikki - Agent X grabs the cord this time and swings Agent X2 into the barb
wire wall.Oh wait,he's caught on the barb wire.Agent X now taking the guard
rail....up the ladder!!!!
JT - He's at the top and is preparing to risk a career ending injury as he
leaps off guard rail first into the caught Agent X2 right into his
head!!!There's your blood Greg as both men laying on the ground from that
insane leap of faith.
GP - Yes!!This match hasn't even gotten in the cell yet!!They're geting up
at the same time but Agent X with the drop toe hold into the bottom rung of
the ladder.Agent X now heading his bloody body to his flame thrower,here we
Nikki - Agent X walking towards Agent X2 and fires flames at him.Agent X2
guarding his face but his shirt's on fire.....well,better...take it off!
JT - He quickly does just that but then out of desperation he throws the
burning shirt onto Agent X.Agent X2 now picking up that guard rail and using
it as a battering ram against Agent X just when he throws that shirt
off!!!Now Agent X2 just repeatedly hitting him with the guard rail. He's now
taking that ladder and heading to Agent X's cell which is on the left.He's
inside but Agent X limping follows to the inside while Agent X2 sets the
ladder so he can get to the top.He's climbing and he's almost there but in a
burst of energy Agent X pushes the ladder sending Agent X2 hanging on the
GP - Both men have gone though alot already but both still push forward.
Nikki - Agent X places the ladder against the turnbuckle and goes for Agent
X2 who is hanging on the ropes.He turns Agent X2 hanging to facing the
inside of the ring and now with an axe kick!!!!That was pretty original
JT - Agent X now picks him up and launches,no reversed with Agent X2
luanches Agent X bouncing off ladder.Agent X2 now going for something under
the ring and it's a table.He shoves it in the ring and sets it up.
GP - Agent X stumbles towards Agent X2 throwing punches but Agent X2 somoan
drop through the table!!!Agent X2 going for the ladder and is looking to
climb to the roof but Agent X throws a shard of the table at him making him
lose his balance.
Nikki - Agent X rolls out of the ring to get something out of the ring,it's
a paper shredder!!!!What the hell!!??
JT - Agent X2 is saying about the same thing right now Nikki.Agent X rushes
in the ring only to get pummeled by Agent X2.Agent X2 whips Agent X right
into the standing ladder!!!He know is picking up that paper shredder and
whacks some sense into Agent X but he nails a leg sweep sending Agent X2
down.Agent X is ripping Agent X2's hair out like a girl?No!!!He's putting
Agent X2's in the paper shredder,it's ripping his hair out!!!His hair's
stuck in the machine,he rips his hair out revealing a big bald
spot!!Ouch!This is insane.
GP - Agent X trying to take that ladder out of the cell maybe to go to Agent
X2's cell so he can get his flag but no,Agent X2 from behind with the
tazmission!!!He's got it lock and Agent X is out.Big chance here and he's
taking it as he's setting the ladder.He's on the roof but it's a
maricle,Agent X in pursuit.They're both up on the roof in that square of
fire engaging in combat.Agent X2 with an olympic slam and going for the
flag,he's just a couple steps but Agent X with a burst of energy with a
running spin kick against the back of Agent X2's head.Agent X now pulling up
the ladder to the roof and setting it up,up there!
Nikki - He's at the top of the ladder and Agent X2 is struggling to get
up.Agent X sees an oppertunity and flies off laying a flying fame asser on
Agent X2!!!!!That made a huge dent ontop of the cell,the roof could actually
break at any moment.
JT - Agent X takes Agent X2 and pulls a swinging ddt.Agent X is now playing
to the crowd.
(He's crossing his arms to form an X but Agent X2 comes from behind and
reverse suplexes him.)
JT - Both men down and are just proving how suicidal they can be
tonight.Both men just bleeding like crazy are both struggling to get
up.Agent X2 is up and stomping Agent X,I don't understand why he doesn't go
for that flag.Agent X2 with a running powerbomb almost off the whole fucking
cage,on the fire wall,they're both lucky bastards since they excape without
lighting on fire!!!Agent X2 is finally going for the flag but Agent X comes
from behind with an axe handle smash.Agent X now taking Agent X2 over to the
fire wall,brainbuster on the fire,his hair's on fire!!!Micheal Jackson's
Pepsi commercial all over again!!!!He brushes the fire off but he is
basically bald except for a few strands of scorched hair.
GP - This is funny shit,I don't know what your guys problem is.Agent X now
just throws Agent X2 off the cell down to the floor!!!That was huge!!!!Agent
X2 holding his leg and it looks like that took most of the impact in the
fall but meanwhile Agent X is fucking on the ladder.
(He pionts to Agent X2 and everyone cheers.)
Nikki - Shooting star press right off the ladder,right off the cell,straight
down onto Agent X2.They're both out of it and need to be locked up in a
mental institute.Still,I guess it's worth it for Agent X to risk his life
for his dear friend and manager Red Dragon.Such friendship brings tears to
JT - That's because you don't have any friends Nikki,you only have boy toys.
GP - Agent X seems to be moving but we have a problem,see,the dumbass has
just screwed himslef.The ladder is on the roof of the cell and the only way
to get back up is climbing on barb wire.
Nikki - Look,the ref is calling for another ladder and someone from the back
is bringing it down.We now have two ladders.
JT - Woah!Nikki can count to two!
GP - Agent X is crawling to his feet but Agent X is up and launches a punch
at him.He takes his head and slams it against the barb wire!!!!The blood is
flowing in this match,it's a beginning of a whole race of red people.
Nikki - Agent X2 now with a snap german suplex on Agent X.Agent X2 now going
for that noose and putting it around Agent X's neck!!He begins whipping him
around like a rag doll!!!!He swings him one last time into the barb wire
covered cell wall.Agent X2 know going into Agent X's cell but he has no
ladder.Oh,he wants a table.He's bringing out,not one,but two tables in each
hand.This means trouble!
JT - He seems to be stacking the tables on the outside but I don't
understand why he's not paying attention to Agent X who is currently getting
up slowly.He's taking the noose off around his neck and is right behind
Agent X2 who is done stacking the tables.Agent X quickly puts the noose
around Agent X2!!!He's dragging him around like a dog on a leash all the way
around the cell!
GP - Agent X now setting an X-Bomb but it's reversed into a back drop
sending Agent X over the barricade and into the crowd.Those fans are lucky
the security guards got them out of the way.Agent X2 in hot persuit and is
climbing over the barricade.Look at the fans patting them on the back,I
don't think Agent X2 respects the fans.Anyway,they're brawling all the way
up the stairs and this is a bloodfest,I love it!
Nikki - I don't see whyn they want to be fighting in the crowd,if I was a
wrestler I'd stick in the area with the two cells.
JT - You don't know what your talking about, shut up!
Nikki - Treat a lady with respect.
JT - Your anything but a lady Nikki!
Nikki - Learn anything yet?
JT - Yeah,I learned first hand what a bitch you are.
GP - You never learn do you?
Nikki - No,he doesn't.
JT - Back to the match they are now at the top of the stairs but Agent X
puts a nearby garbage can over Agent X2.Now what?He's pushing him down the
stairs!!!!!That's a long way!!!!
GP - Then crash,full impact into the barricade!That's a ride that sucks as
much as the Dumbo ride at Disney land.
Nikki - I love that ride!
JT - Agent X now taking the long way of making his way to the bottom by
walking but as you see Agent 2 is still trying to get the garbage can off.
GP - Bad day for Agent X2 but Agent X2,if you all read my column is still my
choice for winning.
Nikki - Agent X passes Agent X2 and is going for the flame thrower!!He's
setting the two stack tables on fire,he must be plotting something evil!
JT - Agent X2 out of the garbage can rushes back into this match up with a
clothesline.Agent X2 with the second ladder taking it to Agent X's cell
which still has the second ladder on top.You know,Agent X2 seems to be the
one taking the big falls but he's the one who's really coming close to
GP - Your right,as much as I hate it,your right.Agent X2 is setting up in
the cell but here comes Agent X who instead of attacking instantly he's
going under the ring.Oh yeah,you can't have hell in the cell type matches
Nikki - Agent X2 already up the ladder and reaching to pull him self up top
but Agent X tips the ladder over.Agent X now with his bag of thumbtacks is
throwing them on the ground right below the hole in the roof.Agent X2 coming
to his feet only to feel a sidewalk slam into the thumbacks.Ewwwwwww!
JT - Hehehe,grow some balls Nikki.It's not like you haven't experienced this
hardcore type action before.
Nikki - First of all,this is highly violent and tops most matches and
second,I'm not the one who needs to grow some balls because your pants are
GP - Burn!
JT - Shut up Greg!Let's just pretend that never happened.
Nikki - Don't like me talking the truth huh?
JT - No!
GP - Hahahaha,you just admitted you have no balls.
JT - Wait,I didn't mean that.I just wanted Nikki to stop talking about my
Nikki - Well,I know more about what's in your pants then you do since you
haven't really looked at them or whipped them out.
JT - Gee,Great match here huh?
GP - Fine,we'll focus on the match but we'll all be thinking about your
Nikki - So your gay?
GP & JT - Let's just talk about the match!
JT - Both men up agian and take a look at Agent X2,his hair has been
ripped,burnt and he is a human pin cushion.
GP - Agent X wanting to leave the cell with the ladder but Agent X2 comes to
the rescue from behind with a russian leg sweep.Agent X2 now taking the
ladder and climbs to the top of the cell.It's gotta be over now.
Nikki - Agent X crawls up the ladder but Agent X2 way ahead of him but
shakes his head and gets ready for battle!He could've won!
JT - They tie up but Agent X with a drop toe hold.Agent X brings Agent X2
back to the hole where the thumbtacks lay at the bottom.He kicks the ladder
away and looks like he's trying for an X-Bomb!!!He has him up in the power
bomb,now all he has to do is put him down in the rock bottom but it's
reverse into a single arm ddt sending both men down into the thumb
GP - You really got to think fast when a life is on the line,no room for
mistakes.Agent X2 didn't plan to get more thumb tacks in his body but at
least Agent X went down face first.That would kill a normal man but everyone
knows I'm not a normal man,I could take the pain.
Nikki - How about I bring out some thumb tacks and we'll see how hardcore
GP - That's not needed,you all know I'm hardcore already.
JT - Wow,your full of B.S!!!
Nikki - Agent X2 back up and is looking to egt something under the ring.He's
hot a kendo stick and that just put a sadistic smile on his face!
GP - He runs at Agent X who was just about to get up and nails him one over
his bloody head!!He then repeatedly hits Agent X like a mad man until the
kendo stick breaks!!!Agent X2 doesn't seem interested in a win anymore and
more focused on bringing pain goes under the ring once more.
JT - He's bringing out a shovel and swings it at Agent X but he catches
it!!He kicks Agent X2 in the nuts and breaks the shovel head off by swinging
it directly into the nose with an upper cut motion!!!!
Nikki - Agent X then breaks the wooden shaft in half by breaking it over
Agent X2's back!!He throws Agent X2 out of the cell and then leaves the cell
himself with the ladder.
GP - Agent X hits Agent X2 with the ladder for good measure before taking a
trip to Agent X2's cell.Agent X in Agent X2 cell but Agent X2 is still
out,this could be it!!!!Agent X sets the ladder on the inside but Agent X2
seems to be crawling towards a bent up chair that was used earlier in this
match.Agent X is already on the top,I can't believe my prediction is about
to be wrong!!!Wait,Agent X2 throws the dented up chair all the way up
hitting Agent X knocking him staggering back toawrds the hole!!!He falls on
the standing ladder head first!!Him and the ladder come crashing down!!!!
JT - Agent X2 now making his way into the Agent X2 cell for the ladder but
Agent X raises from the dead and they start throwing punches.Agent X2 lays a
kick to the gut and then pedigrees Agent X onto the ladder!!!!Agent X2
starts to laugh,he's a sick bastard!!!
Nikki - Everyone knew it from the beginning that he was a sick
bastard!!!!Now he wants to inflict more pain by settig up the ladder and
dragging Agent X up to the top with him.Wait,that's a stupid idea!!!Agent X
just has to pick up Agent X2's flag and it would be over but Agent X2 seems
to have other ideas like.......the two stacked burning tables!!!!!!????This
isn't good for Agent X,the impact through two burning tables at that height
would tear him apart!!!!!Agent X2 taking him over to the edge watching out
for the fire on the cell's outline.
GP - Yes!!!He just superplexed him off the cell through the burning tables
but again Agent X2 has to take the pain of falling with him!!!These guys are
both out but Agent X is lucky he didn't catch fire.I'm starting to doubt my
predictions on the match,it is odd,it was the first time I saw a paper
shredder used in a match.If I have,pardon my memory.Agent X2 is up???He must
be some kind of super human!!!!
JT - Wait,Agent X is not getting up.He's hurt bad folks,here come the EMT's
with a stretcher.This is a sad moment.....hey!!!Agent X2 is beating the
EMT's up!!!!God damn it!!!!They were going to save Agent X!!!Agent X2 is a
super bastard times 2!!!!!!
Nikki - He picks up Agent X and tombstones him back down again.Oh,look,he
thinks it's really funny!What a fucking prick bastard!!!!!
GP - Woah Nikki!Slow down and take a breath.
JT - Agent X2 picking up the ladder and taking it to Agent X's cell with
child's smile on his face.He walks through the doors and cockily sets the
ladder but what's this??Dead man walking limping to the cell which alerts
Agent X2.Agent X seems to be bringing the stretcher with him and holding it
like a baseball bat!!!Agent X2 has nowhere to go but up the ladder which he
does quickly but although slowly,Agent X is right behind him.Agent X throws
up the stretcher to the top and climbs up but when he up he's met with a
stretcher to the head.Rookie mistake there,never throw you weapon to you
opponent.Agent X2 picks up Agent X and hits a falcon arrow......which makes
the whole cell collapse and they land right into the thumb tacks!!!!!!!Agent
X2's cell is demolished but still a ring is there but some fire has cought
on one of the corners amking the turnbuckles become on fire!!!!Tons of metal
and barb wire is scattered everywhere and the fans are in disbelief,I'm in
disbelief!!!They must off weakened the cell with hit after hit.....I'm
speechless really,this is just.....amazing!!!!
GP - Damn Skippy!Now all Agent X2 has to do is pick up the fallen flag but
as he tried to walk he falls down.These men can't walk worth shit!
Nikki - I can't believe the cell just collapsed like that,is IWO on welfare
or was it that these two guys weakened it to the point that it was on the
verge of breaking?
JT - Both men just so fucked up in the ring and the fans are showing their
support of Agent X!!!
(Agent X chant begins.)
GP - Agent X showing some life gets the stretcher and wedges it in between
the turnbuckles so the hard bottom stick out and since the turnbuckle was on
fire,the stretcher becomes on fire.Agent X2 making his way up but Agent X
way ahead of him drives Agent X2's head into the burning stretcher!!!!Agent
X now takes the burning stretcher out and throws it to the ground,he's
putting Agent X2 on it!!!!Agent X now with one big pushes launches Agent X2
under the bottom rope out of the ring landing on a collapsed wall of barb
wire!!!!Agent X climbs down and grabs the stair case by the ring and then
some more stairs from the other side bringing them both by Agent X2's almost
dead body.What's he planning?
Nikki - Agent X taking the burning stretcher and put it on the two stair
cases forming some what of a table!!!!!Suddenly when it's all said and done
Agent X recieves a low blow from behind as Agent X2 capitalizes on this with
a meltdown through the burning stretcher!!!!!
JT - Big chance for Agent X2 to get the flag but Agent X lazily throws a
part of a stair case at him.They go along punching eachother until Agent X
implant ddt's Agent X striaght on the stairs!!!!!!
GP - Agent X picking up Agent X2 and taking him into Agent X2's cell which
is smart seeing that since Agent X2 cage collapsed you'd want to get him as
far away from it as possible.Agent X chucks him in the cell and goes back
for the ladder.Agent X2 is dazed in the cell as Agent X comes in but Agent
X2 gets back to reality with a front dropkick into the ladder sending it
back into Agent X!!!Agent X2 grabs the ladder and places it flat on the
ground.Agent X2 waits for Agent X to get up and delivers a sitdown powerbomb
on the ladder,ouch!!
Nikki - Agent X2 now goes out of the cell to maybe get the flag,if he were
smart but no,he seems to be grabbing some loose barb wire off the fallen
walls of Agent X's cell and wraps it around both fists.Why doesn't he just
win the match?It's always bring pain and end careers!
JT - Agent X2 coming back into his cell where Agent X is laying on the
ladder.He just pounds on Agent X's fore head with those barb wired
fists!!!!That's enough!!!They should really put an end to this!Agent X2 just
bringing on the pain and he thinks it's funny well I'm not
laughig......neither is anyone else!
GP - There is no limit to blood!I'm loving every moment in this match as
Agent X2 gives Agent X an olympic slam!!!!Agent X2 now going under the ring
for a chair which he takes the barb wire off his fists and onto the
chair!!!!He slides it into the ring and climbs in picking up Agent X's
carcass but what!!??Agent X with a suprise pancake on the barb wire
chair!!!!!See,this is where it all breaks down,both men are out of it and
it's literally just a fight for survival now.
Nikki - Agent X seems to be rolling to the outside where he seems to be
looking under the ring.He just brought out a staple gun!!!!Agent X2 gets up
slowly and Agent X races at him with a lightning fast staple to the
head!!!Now he's just pounding Agent X2's head with staples!!!!I'm counting
he just unloaded 16 staples into Agent X2's fore head!!!!!!
JT - Agent X now grabbing the ladder and he seems to be planning to climb to
the top of the only remainig standing cell in the whole arena.Agent X is at
the top but Agent X2 is coming and soon they're both up there!!!!!
GP - Agent X tries for a choke slam but Agent X2 kicks him in the
testies!!!!Agent X2 follows up with a swinging neck breaker!!Agent X2 now
brings Agent X to the edge of the top of the cell.......holy
shit!!!Hurricurrana off the cell sending Agent X all the way down into the
dismantled cell wall of barb wire!!!Agent X2 remains on Agent's X cell with
that still idiotic smile.He's standing at the cliff of the roof and,I don't
know what has come over him,he just dived off the cage with the Napalm
Bomb(Twisting Body Swanton Bomb) all the way down to Agent X on the barb
Nikki - These men are really giving a 110% in this match.Agent X2 gets up
despite the loss of blood both wrestlers have experienced in this grueling
match.Agent X2 picking up Agent X but Agent X with a Red Dragon
DDT(Flat-liner ddt) onto the barb wire.Agent X showing some life now is up
and gladly gives Agent X2 the X-Bomb on the barb wire!!!!!
JT - Agent X now grabbing his noose and putting Agent X2 on a leash.He drags
him into Agent X2's cell over to the barb wired chair but Agent X2 lays him
down with a superkick.He takes off the noose and goes under the ring for a
guitar.He swings it at a recovering but Agent X dodges only to get hit by an
even more violent swing shattering the guitar in pieces!!!!
GP - Agent X2 takes Agent X to the door of the cell where he places Agent X
in the door where Agent X2 slams the door on his body repeatedly!!!!Agent X2
now lays a diamond cutter to seal the deal!
Nikki - He nows grabs the barb wired chair and nails Agent X in the head
once,twice,three times,no,Agent X grabs the chair and nails Agent
X2!!!!Agent X throws the barb wire chair up on the roof of the cell and then
begins to climb up the ladder.Agent X2 comes along and then they find they
are both on the deadly roof once again.
JT - They throws lefts and rights but Agent X2 nails a cradled ddt on the
barb wired chair!!!!!Agent X2 now is bringing up the ladder and setting it
up.He's climbing,I suspect another high risk manuever!!!!Moonsualt off the
ladder,Agent X gets his knees up!!!!!Agent X is up and he's kicking
ass!!!!Agent X with an overhead belly to belly suplex right through the hole
of the roof and Agent X2 flies through the whole fucking ring!!!!!!He went
GP - Agent X is going to win this!!!!He's actually going to win!!!!He's
close to the flag but what the hell!!???There's a red dot appearing on his
shoulder!!!!Agent X has just been shot by a sniper in the rafters!!!!!!He
stumbles right of the cell into the crowd through a beer stand.
Nikki - The government are a bunch of pricks!!!!
JT - Agent X2 emerges from the hole in the ring and walks cockily to Agent
X's collapsed cell.This is horrible!He's just picks up the flag like he's
really earned it!!!What a bastard!!!
Meygon - The winner of this match,Agent X2!
GP - Wait,that means Red Dragon is going to die!!!!!
Nikki - Agent X2 is met with special agents from the government and it's
just a celebration!Agent X2 tells two of them to fetch Agent X and they go
get him.Agent X2 grabs a microphone....
(The bring Agent X in the center of a full circle of agents with Agent X2
and Agent X in the center.)
Agent X2 - Now you see who's the better man around here Agent X!!You want to
mess with the government??Well,now you have to watch your friend.....DIE!
(A countdown appears on the Tit-tron,10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,Red Dragon
explodes and blood goes everywhere.The fans get bloody and no one can
believe that IWO can actually show a man exploding.Agent X closes his eyes
since he's now K.O as Agent X2 proceeds to talk.)
Agent X2 - Too bad,the times didn't last long.I sure had fun mutilating your
body and killing your dear friend Red Dragon.As for the rest of you,the
fans,you should mark this day on your calendar as the day Agent X2 beat the
living shit out of this talentless asshole,Agent X!
Agent X2: I'm glad to put on an example of what the government can and will
do so continue to pay taxes and support the government or this will happen
(Turns to Agents)
Agent X2: Kick his knocked out ass even further ending his short lived
(Boo!He drops the mic and all the agents pound on Agent X until they are
satisfied and leave.The EMT's arrive and take him to the hospital.)
JT - He could very well be out of action in the IWO for life,in fact,I don't
even see him coming back.Your looking at a dead man.
GP - I saw blood,I liked it,I liked the match but it really makes me feel
guilty by enjoying it.
Nikki - Now I have to wash my dress!Blood stains are hard to get out!
David Thorne vs. Shawn Carter
GP- Well, our next match is brewing up to be a great one if you could call
that..We've got two of the finest athletes going one on one for the number
one contendership of the North American Championship...
Nikki- That's right GP we've got David Thorne and Shawn Carter fighting
tonite in order to call themselves the number one contender for the North
American Championship..But, remember these guys are stablemates in Team Hugo
Boss..So, you need to wonder how thats going to factor in on these two and
how there going to fight this match.
JT- Ahh they're probably going to go all out.. I mean when you look back at
things David Thorne was the bastard who stole Shawn Carters title shot at
North American Championship sometime ago. So, I don't know if this is going
to be something that we'd expect to see out of good friends. Well, tonite I
don't think we're going to be able to consider these two men good friends..
Tonite we're going to see nothing more than an all out war from both men who
are going to be doing nothing but battling it out for the pride and the
GP- That's what this is all about tonite.. The gold and glory... Yeah we're
not talking about the glory and pride you get after fucking Nikki...
Nikki- Bastard! This is going to be one great match-up coming from two of
todays premier athletes in the IWO. Both men have just came back to the
surface of the IWO within' the past month or so. And both men have seemed to
instantly allign themselves with Dane Matthews.
JT- Yes, that's right. Dane Matthews brought David Thorne back to the IWO.
But, the agreement was that as soon as David came back to the IWO they'd
Team Hugo Boss..And shortly after the forming Mike Extreme and Shawn Carter
joined the two men to form possibly the most dangerous group ever in the
history of the IWO.
GP- That really hurt Nikki! Now, let's go to ringside please!
Meygon- Ladies and Gentlemen..This match is scheduled for one fall and a
unlimited time limit..This match is for the number one contendership of the
North American Championship..
[ 'Dark Train' by Underworld begins to play around the arena..]
Meygon- He weighs in at 245 lbs... He currently resides from New York,New
York..He was born and raised in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania..He's a former
North American Champion..Ladies and Gentlemen...DAVID THORNE!!!
[ David Thorne begins slowly walking out to the ring with his ring attire
a Team Hugo Boss warm-up robe on. David slides into the ring and raises his
arms to get a great reception from the crowd. As his arms go in the air his
typical pyro's go off behind him, leaving only smoke behind him.]
Meygon- And his opponent...
['Bling Bling' by B.G. begins to play around the jammed packed arena..]
Meygon- He weighs in at 254 lbs... He was born and raised in Baltimore,
Maryland..He's being accompanied by his manager B.J.. He's a former IWO
United States Champion...SHAWN CARTER!!!
[ Shawn Carter comes out walking down the entrance ramp with his manager
his face seems very focused and determined and is just staring down David
Thorne. He gets into the ring and looks at Thorne until he goes to his
Nikki- I'm going with David Thorne..Only because he's been involved in the
game for a LONG time..And he knows the way around the ring..
GP- Yeah like Nikki knows the way around the beds!
JT- Well, I'm taking Shawn Carter...Just look at the glimpse in his eye
GP- Well, I'm taking neither because someone like Mike Extreme is going to
come down and blow them both up to smitherines.
Nikki- Hey moron! There on the same team now!
GP- Yeah but it'd be cool!
JT- Oh god!
GP: And here we go! Thorne and Carter staring at eachother as the bell
rings, they both meet in the middle of the ring... and shake hands! Team
Hugo Boss are not going to be broken up by this simple match!
JT: Haha! What a bunch of pussies, can you believe this Greg? We'll never
see any blood if these homos are not going to fight hard!
Nikki: Is that all you care about, JT?
JT: Well... yes... and sex!
Nikki: Hah, like you have ever had sex, you virgin!
JT: I'm not a virgin! Remember a month ago, when-
Nikki: I was drunk and I didn't know it was you.
JT: Hey, it still counts baby!
GP: Will you two settle down? We have a match to call! Carter and Thone
lockup now and Carter gets the upper hand. He grabs Thorne around the neck
and hits a quick DDT! The #1 Contendership to the North American Title is up
for grabs, and I don't think these guys care they are on the same side.
Nikki: Thorne recovers quickly though and he nails Carter to the head with a
hard right hand! He kicks Carter in the back of the leg and Shawn gets down
on one knee.
JT- Kind of like Nikki..Right?
Nikki: You jerk! I'm not like that! You little prick! Well, right now David
Thorne is on the offensive..he's got Shawn Carter against the turnbuckles
slamming rights and lefts right into his ribs..Carter seems to be out of it
but connects with a lowblow! That's gotta hurt!
GP- Yeah I can feel the pain all the way up here! David Thorne has just lost
all of his momentum and control after that cheap shot from his teammate
Carter. Carters going for a quick cover..
JT- ONE! Damnit! That bitch Thorne already kicked out! What's his problem
anyways? Well, Thorne and Carter are once again exchanging punches..Each man
throwing there best out there right now trying to catch the other one off
balance. But, Carter's starting to stumble and he falls down to the
mat...Thorne follows him down and has a...What's this? ZION KNEE BAR! David
Thorne's finisher so earlier on in the match! Shawn Carter seems to be in
plenty of pain as Thorne is continuing with the Zion Knee Bar..
Nikki- Look at Carter scream in pain as he's trying to get closer and closer
to the ropes..Carter is desperately trying to reach the ropes.. He's going
for the ropes..But, can't hang on! Carter reaches again and GETS THE ROPES!
Shawn Carter finall escapes David Thorne's Zion Knee Bar. This is something
I've never seen happen! I've NEVER seen anyone get out of David Thorne's
Knee Bar.. This is something just unbelivable.
GP- Well, the match is still going on as Shawn Carter is limping holding
the ropes..David Thorne is going to check if he's okay..Carter hits Thorne
with a thrust kick! Shawn Carter was playing possum and David Thorne
the call of jackass!
JT- Well, we all knew that David Thorne was a jackass! Ever since he joined
Team Hugo Boss and made his return people knew he was nothing more than a
Nikki- Well, right now Team Hugo Boss is really poring there hearts out in
this match as both men are giving it everything they have. Neither men
wanting to say the words 'I Quit' and neither man is willing to let his
opponent and stablemate get the pinfall to become the number one contender
for the North American Championship. This is surely going to be one hell of
match and it's been that way with each man countering back from the others
JT- David Thorne is still knocked out cold! Hang on..Who is this?! Look!
Bob Saget! He's back and is here for some more blood! He's grabbing onto
Shawn Carter and is bitting Carter's neck! What the hell is going on?! Bob
Saget former world known television Bob Saget is now bitting Carter's neck!
And the blood is just pouring down from the neck of Shawn Carter..Everybody
including the referee is watching on as Bob Saget continues to take the
from Shawn Carter's neck..
GP- Does this mean Bob Sagets a vampire or a faggot?
JT- Probably both!
Nikki- Look! David Thorne... He's gotta chair... He just creamed that faggot
Bob Sagot with a chair and Sagot is out cold...Thorne throws Sagot into the
crowd and the people begin to jump all over Bob Sagot and stomp him into
JT- I guess thats going to be the last time we're going to see Bob Sagot
around the IWO ring if you ask me. He's been around ever since him and
High-Flyer got into a match a while back..
GP- Yeah, but right now we've still got our match to call as David Thorne
has Shawn Carter in a vicious Indian Deathlock as the blood continues to
out of the neck of Carter..The bloods now getting all over Shawn Carter and
his opponent David Thorne..The referee doesn't know what to do with this one
as he is watching the blood spew out of the neck of former United States
Champion Shawn Carter..
Nikki- The referee is raising Carter's arm to see if he can still
respond...The referee is telling Carter he's got two more chances to
respond... The referee raises Carter's hand again..Still nothing from Shawn
Carter... The referee is checking one more time...ITS OVER!!!
JT- No, it's not you stupid whore! Shawn Carter has his arm up and is now
start to bash in David Thorne's ribs with some vicious shots from the
elbow.Shawn Carter is finally on his feet and he is now elbowing away on the
former North American Champion David Thorne...Carter pulls Thorne towards
him..HUGE Clothesline! Shawn Carter is showing he's still got some life in
this match and that he's the man in Team Hugo Boss who deserves to walk away
as the North American Champion...
GP- Shawn Carter is showing the fight of a true warrior out there and he's
also showing that David Thorne is not going to have that easy of a ride up
the top once again. Shawn Carter whips Thorne against the
ropes..Hurricanrana! David Thorne is once again down on the mat, with Shawn
Carter climbing the ropes..Shawn Carter falls off the ropes!
Nikki- Somebody in the crowd knocked him down with an empty beer bottle!
a moron! He couldn't even connect off the topropes because he got hit in the
head with a beer bottle! That's pretty funny!
JT- Shut up whore!
JT- Ow! That hurt..David Thorne is up but didn't see what happened to Shawn
Carter..The bottles still on the ground right next to Carter..Thorne picks
Carter and takes him up to the topropes..Both men are up on the top! What's
going to happen?! This is looking like something that could end up very
dangerous!CradleSuplex off the topropes! Carter's back goes right through
that glass beer bottle and Carter is once again sliced open only this time
GP- Carters screaming for pain as he has glass sticking out of his back and
going deep into his skin.. The blood is coming down harder and faster than
the Titantic..But, David Thorne doesn't seem to care.. He picks Carter up
andPowerbombs him down to the mat! Carter screams in pain as the glass gets
deeper into his body. David goes for the cover..ONE!!!!!TWO!!!
Nikki-Shawn Carter kicked out!
(From the back The Inner Circle rushes out. They go right after Carter and
Thorne. Dane Matthews runs out to help his team out. All hell is breaking
GP-I guess this match is going to be over before we have a winner!!!
JT-Well, they didn't want to face each other anyway.
(The brawl spills out of the ring and through the crowd.)
Rob Riot vs. PaiN
JT: Ok well , here is our next match .
Meygon: COMING DOWN THE AISLE FROM BALTIMORE MARYLAND .. WEIGHING 267 POUNDS
(Awakening by Living Sacrifice plays as Pain comes down the aisle)
GP: He looks ready for a fight .
Meygon: HIS OPPONET FROM SHEFFIELD ENGLAND ! ROB RIOT !
(Rob Riot runs down the aisle)
Ding Ding Ding
JT: Well here we go !
GP: Riot goes for a punch and misses .. Pain comes around and locks up with
Riot and goes to his backside . German Suplex !
JT: What ?
Nikki: I thought I just saw someone on the rafters .. It looked like Regis
JT: Ok ..
GP: Riot is down . Pain sits on his stomach and punches him in the face .
JT: This is great .. My coffee spilled again !
GP: Oh .
Nikki: You drink coffee ?
JT: Isn't that whats on my pants ?
GP: Riot gets up and kicks Pain in the midsection . Riot locks up with Pain
Riot hooks him up in a suplex , Pain reverses and does a neck breaker .
JT: We don't care .
GP: Pain with the cover (1....2...) (Kick out) .
JT: Pain just got out of that one .
(Justin Timberlake is seen sitting in the front row)
Nikki: Oh HE IS SOOOOOOO HOT !
JT: Shut up ! I thought you were in love with me ?
(Nikki slaps JT across the face.)
GP: Ok Pain with the cover (1....2...THR)
JT: HE KICKED OUT !
GP: Pain goes for a clothesline .
GP:Rob Riot does a little arm bar thingy .
(You hear an explosion . Then you see Justin Timberlake's head in the air)
JT: Oh well ...
(Nikki picks up a chair and drops it for no reason)
GP: Well Rob Riot is dominating now . In the first half it was Pain , but
its Riot dominating .
JT: I need more coffee .
Nikki: You need sex.
JT: Shut up !
Nikki: Well it's the truth .
GP: Well you guys can fight all night if you want .. Well Pain locks up with
Riot and Riot reverses an irish whip . But puts a cross faced chicken wing
Pain. Pain is screaming .
Luke Skywalker !
JT: This ain't no f*cking Star Wars.
Nikki: No it isn't.
GP: It may be all fun and games for Riot . Pain is like dying out there .
Pain needs to come back .
Crowd: PLAIN !! PLAIN !! PLAIN!!
JT: Are you sure they are chanting for Pain .
Nikki: They are chanitng for me to take my clothes off.
(Nikki hits JT in the face)
GP: Well Riot let go of Pain . Pain now getting up while Riot is stompping
JT: Pain's a winner .
GP:Pain with a sweep .
JT: Good move !
GP:Pain going for a figurefour ...
JT: He locked it on .
GP: The ref is telling Pain to let go .
JT: He let go .. Thank god .
GP: Pain calling for Total Destruction .
JT: Riot is doomed .
Nikki: Damn right !
GP: He nails it ..
JT: The cover !
GP: 1...2....THRE !
JT: Oh sweet jesus . He kicked out .
GP: I don't know how he pulled that off.
JT: Riot now getting up .
GP: He gets up and goes for a clothesline .
JT: Misses !
GP: TOTAL DESTRUCTION AGAIN !
JT: Oh boy ...
Nikki: He covers !
GP: 1....2 (KICK OUT)
JT: SHIT !!!!
GP: He kicked out again ..
JT: Well , Nikki is sleeping .
JT: Oh well , I will be going soon too if this damn match won't get over
GP: Ok ... Well , Riot gets up and locks him up and does a brain buster ddt
JT: WOW ! good impact.
GP: Riot , goes and runs around Pain .
JT: It looks like Pain is getting dizzy .
GP: Pain falls from being dizzy . Riot with the quick cover . 1...2....
JT: Crap !
GP: Now , Pain gets back up and goes off the ropes and gives Riot a kickten
sink to the abdomen.
JT: Kitchen SINK !
GP: No the move where you put your knee to the chest as he is running.
JT: Oh .
GP: Pain climbing the top rope .
JT: RIOT LOW BLOW !
GP: The cradle .. 1...2...THR . (Kicks out)
JT: That was close ..
GP: Is Nikki still sleeping .
JT: Let me see.
(JT taps Nikki , Nikki wakes up)
Nikki: YOU MOTHER FUCKER !
(Nikki slaps JT )
Nikki: DAMNIT ! I AM TRYING TO GET MY BEAUTY SLEEP!
GP: Riot gaining more power here . He runs off the ropes and Pain gets him .
TOTAL DESTRUCTION .. TOTAL DESTRUCTION !
Ref: One .... Two .... Three .... Four .... Five ....
Six....Seven....Eight....Nine .... Te .. (Pain moves and covers Riot)
JT: The cover .
GP: 1...2... (KICK OUT)
Nikki: DAMNIT .
GP: Irish whip to the ropes .. The ref is in the way ..
JT: Oh ! that gotta hurt .
GP: The ref is knocked out . Pain goes outside and grabs a chair and comes
with it .
JT: He isn't is he ..
Nikki: No ..
GP: No he is going out to get a table .. With another chair on it . He sets
up the table ontop of the two chairs .
JT: No .. He isn't ..
GP: TOTAL DESTRUCTION THROUGH THE TABLE AND CHAIRS !!!
JT: Oh no ! Millenium NATION!! MILLENIUM NATION!! THEY HAVE HIT THE RING!!
GP: THEY ARE GIVING PaiN A POUNDING..
JT: Oh no.. Wait.. I LOVE THIS!! Hard-Core Extremist HAVE PaiN!!
GP: YOUR DISGRACEFUL JT!!
GP: OH MY GOD!!
JT: THEY'RE GOING FOR THE MENDOVA!!
('Reject' by Living Sacrifice hits and the lights go out.)
GP: What's going on?!?
JT: I don't know..
Nikki: LOOK AT THE SCREEN!!
JT: IT READS STRAIGHT FROM THE WWR TO THE IWO!!
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GP: HOLY LIVING GOD!! IT'S WONDERFUL WELBE, WIGGEY D and JEREMY COLLINS!!
JT: COLLINS IS SUPPOSED TO MAIN EVENT ANOTHER PAY PER VIEW NEXT WEEK!!
GP: WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?!?
Niki: Helping PaiN?!
JT: YOU'RE SMART!!
GP: WELBE KICK TO RIOT.
JT: THEY ARE CLEANING HOUSE!!
GP: FINALLY, MILLENIUM NATION IS OUT OF THE RING.
Nikki: Told ya they were helping, see they're helping PaiN up.
GP: OK. PaiN has a microphone..
PaiN: ALL THIS CRAP IS STARTING TO PISS ME OFF!! So I decided to get my
friends. Meet the new and improved Sex N Ratings.. IWO, prepare for a
wake-up call SEX N RATINGS STYLE!! We're OUT!
('Reject' by Living Sacrifice plays as Sex N Ratings leave the ring)
JT: Sex N Ratings in IWO?!?
GP: THAT WAS WWR's BIGGEST STABLE!!
JT: HOLY CRAP..
GP: I am still shocked....
Extreme Title Match
Mike Extreme -c- vs. Mystery Man vs. Kilroy vs. Comrade Fenix
Meygon: This next match ladies and gentlemen we are going to take this to a
local paint ball field where it is set up looking like a battle field. This
match is an Extreme Title match the only way to be eliminated is to be shot
by one of your opponents. But since the IWO is all about safety BB Guns
will be used. Coming into the battlefield first is one of the three
challengers he hails from parts unknown and didn't weigh in he is Kilroy.
(as Kilroy walks out of the back and and walks onto the battle field he is
dress in all camo and has his BB Gun in hand)
Meygon: And next coming to the ring hails from parts unknown and also
didn't weigh in before the match he is a former IWO Extreme Champion and a
former IWO Two Time World Tag Team Champion he is Comrade Fenix!!!!!
( as out of the back a big man tall it is Comrade Fenix comes out of the
back as he walks inside of the ring with his BB Gun in his hand)
Meygon: And next coming to the ring he is a returning IWO Superstar he is a
former two time IWO Extreme Champion yes here he is it is Chrome
GP: Oh my god Chrome Thunder is back in the IWO the Extreme division is
going to heat up very soon and that should start tonight!!
Nikki: Chrome Thunder was one of the best IWO Extreme Champions of all time
JT: But you got to remember Chrome is facing the Extreme Champion of today
Mike Extreme. He is the whole fucking show.
(as Chrome Thunder comes walking out of the back yelling at the fans and all
the wrestlers that he wants his Extreme Title back and he is going to win it
one way or another as he shoots his BB Gun up in the air)
Meygon: And now coming to the ring he is your current IWO Extreme Champion
he is the man known for being Extreme! Hell his last name is even Extreme.
He weighted in at a total weight of 325 pounds he stands at a height of 6
feet 9 inches and hails from Chicago Illinois.. .he is also part of the IC
Tag Team Champions he is your IWO Extreme Champion Mike Extreme!!!!!
(as Mike Extreme walks out of the back as he hold up the IWO Extreme Title
and fires a BB out of his BB Gun at the three men standing on the battle
field waiting for him as Mike gets to the ring a ref wearing a protective
mask runs out into the battle field area so he can see who is shot)
JT: What a match this is going to be.....this isn't even about wrestling at
all this is about who is the better shot plain and simple.
GP: Ya that's a good point and Comrade Fenix cant be any good of a shot he
is a Communist!!
Nikki: That is such a rude statement to make Greg.
GP: Shut up and go ride the hoe train Nikki!!!!
Nikki: You ass hole!!!!!
GP: It don't hurt anymore I am getting numb on that cheek.
JT: Man you guys better pay attention all four men are out on the course
and ready to go.
Nikki: Well here are the rules for this match plain and simple the four
wrestlers and one referee are out on a battle field and they all have BB
Guns cause plain and simple if someone else dies on another IWO program we
all might be out of a job. Well if you are shot you are eliminated and are
sent into the back room. The last person remaining is the IWO Extreme
Champion plain and simple.
JT: Who do you guys like in this match?
Nikki: I am taking Chrome Thunder he was a former two time IWO Extreme
Champion I see him walking away with his third title.
GP: I like our current champion Mike Extreme to win it.
Nikki: I am taking Mike also to retain the title.
GP: Well we are under way the horn on the battle field has gone off and all
four men are trying to take some sort of a strategic position so they can
have a clear shot at one another.
Nikki: So far I just feel bad for the poor referee who is just in the
middle of all of this getting shot at left and right.
GP: But look at Comrade Fenix out there he is sneaking right up behind
Kilroy....I don't think this new guy Kilroy is going to last very long in
JT: Hey but the young Kilroy turns around and kicks Fenix in the stomach
knocking him to the ground as the two men lock up they are trying to push
away each other guns from each other.
Nikki: But Fenix and Kilroy better watch out from a shot from Extreme or
Chrome Thunder cause they could just pick them off and knock them out.
GP: As we can see Chrome Thunder is trying to do just that he is taking
wild shots as Fenix and Kilroy. This is nuts. There are BB's flying all
over the battlefield. I am surprise the referee has gotten hit yet.
JT: Fenix finally throws Kilroy off of him as Fenix is running away from
Kilroy so he don't get shot as Kilroy stands up right in the back man that
got to hurt.....who shot that? Was it Chromey?
Nikki: Nope it was Mike Extreme look at him sitting up there in that tree
you aint going to get his title easily as Mike is now taking a couple of
shots at Fenix but Fenix gets away with out getting hit.
JT: Is it just me or is this the dumbest match the IWO has ever seem man
this is so fucking boring.
GP: You can say this again. The IWO needs a new ideas committee. Cause
they need some new ideas. Or some new one that aint boring as hell who
would have even thought for a second this would be interesting.
Nikki: Hey guys they are doing a good job. Back to the battlefield. As
we can see Mike Extreme and Chrome Thunder have each other pinned down as
they are taking shots at each other left and right but both men are missing.
JT: Man are they both drunk to be missing targets that far off?
GP: Chromey might be who knows.....why did he even leave in the first
Nikki: Who knows but what a return it would be if he won the IWO Extreme
Title off of Mike Extreme.
JT: But where is Fenix that is what we should all be wondering right
now...he wasn't eliminated. So he is still on the battlefield some where
out there. He could be a major factor what Fenix and Chromey should do is
gang up on Mike and eliminate him so for sure there will be a new IWO
GP: There he is look at Fenix creeping up on Mike Extreme shit I don't
think Mike even knows he is there.
Nikki: Looks like we could be having a new IWO Extreme Champion!!!
JT: Nope.....Mike Extreme turns around and fires a shot hitting Fenix right
between the eyes.....Fenix is pissed as the referee grabs Fenix and drags
him out of the battle field area into the back.
GP: What a move by Mike Extreme it I is now between him and the veteran
Chrome Thunder for the IWO Extreme Title. What a finish to this great
battle field arena match.
Nikki: Mike Extreme and Chrome Thunder both firing away shots at each other
we kind of got a stale mate here no one is moving at all.
JT: The referee is trying to move things along here by getting both
wrestlers to move around a bit.
GP: There goes Mike Extreme he is on the run shooting at Chrome as he runs
to the right.
Nikki: I think the referee is signaling for the match to be over.
JT: Ya he is I didn't see Chrome get hit.
GP: I did what a get shot that was the IWO Security comes out to hold
Chrome back he is going nuts saying he didn't get shot.
Nikki: Let's go to Meygon for the official announcement.
Meygon: And you winner and still IWO Extreme Champion.......Mike
JT: He has done it once again....
GP: What the hell is the referee doing???????
Nikki: He just hit Mike Extreme with the X-Bomb!!!!!!
JT: Is that Agent X as the referee?
(as referee takes off his mask so everyone can see it is Agent X)
GP: Oh my god he is doing a number on Mike Extreme!!
Nikki: He just nail him with another X-Bomb....here come IWO security to
the ring they will break this up.
GP: Thank god well what a match and Mike Extreme is still the IWO Extreme
('And Justice For All' by Metallica begins to play. The lights flicker with
Capital Punishment with the World Title on his shoulder, walking to the
Capital Punishment - Damn it... Whoever the hell you are.. Whatever the hell
you want.... Here I am... Now show yourself!!!
('Sad But True' by Metallica begins to play. The lights go down. 'Death
Comes in Mysterious Ways' appears on the tit-ron. The lights flicker. The
lights come back on and 3 people dressed as ?¿? are behind Capital
Punishment. He turns around.)
Capital Punishment - WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME?!?!
(The lights go out again... 30 seconds later the lighs come back on and
GOOPY is in the ring. Capital Punishment turns around again.)
Capital Punishment - WHAT THE HELL!?!?
Goopy - OOOOGGGGGGAAAAAA BOOOOOOGGGGGAAAAAAA!!!
*Ape Translation: I'm gonna kick your ass bitch*
Special Added Attraction Bonus Special Match
Goopy vs. Capital Punishment
GP: Ummm! Looks like Cappy and the Mysterious Goopy are going to go one on
one! And we are off! Cappy is laughing.. He smacks Goopy.. Goopy retaliates
with a hit with the tail.
JT: Yeah GOOPY! BEAT THAT FAG! He doesn't deserve to be World champion!
Capital Punishment hits Goopy in the nose area. Goopy comes back and jumps
Nikki: YES! THEY ARE ROLLING! THEY FALL OUT OF THE RING! Capital Punishment
gets a table from under the ring.. He goes to the top rope.. He brings Goopy
GP: Cappy puts Goopy under his legs.. Hooks the arms.. THE
IMPEACHMENT(pedigree) OFF THE TOP ROPE THREW THE TABLE!!
JT: NOOOO! COME ON GOOPSTER! You can do it! Goopy is bleeding from the head!
NOOOO! Come on Goopy!
Nikki: Cappy puts Goopy over his shoulder. And he walks out of the arena! He
gets in the car.. He starts driving..He turns the corner to a.. MONKEY
GP: HAHA! Capital Punishment gets out of the car, and he gets Goopy. Puts
over his shoulder.. GOOPY BITES HIM! HAHA! THIS IS GREAT COMEDY!
JT: Capital Punishment is jumping up and down hurt! Goopy pins him! The ref
gets out of the car! 1...2...and Cappy gets a shoulder up!
Nikki: Ohhhh, that was close! Punishment now smacks Goopy and spits in his
face.. OH NO! Thats is not fair! What a coward!
GP: He goes into The Monkey Grinding Machine!! Oh no! He is gonna put Goopy
in it! This is not right! WAIT A SECOND!
JT: Goopy bites Cappy's nuts! MYSTERY MONKEY DRIVER!! He is going to put
Cappy in there. But wait a second.. Look who it is! President John!
President John: Goopy, you can't put him in it. It is a MONKEY grinding
Machine.. Not a FAGGOT grinding machine.. Sorry, the closest FAGGOT grinding
machine is down the street.
Nikki: GOOPY IS IRATE! He goes to President John.. John puts his hand out..
President John: Talk to the hand, cause I don't want to hear you!
GP: Uh oh! Goopy is fuming! He starts biting his hand in rage. Capital
Punishment is sneaking up behind him.. He puts his index finger to his mouth
and says.. 'SSSH'.. He gets Goopy.. Pokes him in the eye! Cappy now walks to
a door.. It reads.. 'DO NOT COME IN, OR ELSE!'
JT: Would you look at that? Cappy kicks the door in.. Then we hear a siren..
The lights in the place go out..They turn back on.. And now it is bright..
Then it goes back to normal..Nothing happens.
(Capital Punishment begins to laugh)
Nikki: He goes into the room and gets a little vaccine thing.. It reads..
'AIDS VIRUS'.. Capital Punishment smiles. NO HE WON'T!!
GP: Goopy attacks Cappy. Cappy punches him square in the face knocking Goopy
the fuck out! He gets the AIDS VIRUS! He INJECTS GOOPY! GOOPY HAS AIDS! OHHH
MY FUCKING GOD!
JT: CAPITAL PUNISHMENT IS LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF! NOW! HE GETS GOOPY.. PICKS
HIM UP AND SLOWLY PUTS GOOPY IN THE MONKEY GRINDING MACHINE..
Nikki: Cappy leaves with a grin on his face! He goes into his car back in
arena. He is long gone! But look! A guy in the ?¿? mask! He is helping Goopy
up! Goopy doesn't look good though!
GP: He has AIDS. That must not be good! We will be right back!
(Camera fades to locker room)
TV Title Match
Match takes place inside a television studio! Single-elimination.
Wesley Sanders -c- vs. Jack Night vs. Nicholas Kain vs. Cyanide
GP: Fans, it's time for our next match here at Gold and Glory. This PPV is
shaping up to be the best PPV in IWO history. We will crown a new king
tonight and have maybe a new World champ and....
JT: Oh shut up. You said all this stuff at the beginning of the show. Just
go to the match.
Nikki: Well if piss ant over here would quit complaining about everything,
we could get to the match.
GP: Guys, what are your predictions in this TV Title match?
JT: I say Wes Sanders retains. He's a bad ass from the Inner Circle and is
the current champ. That says something about him.
Nikki: I'm gonna have to go with Nicholas Kain. He left Anthony Coles to
pursue a great singles career just as Dudley did. This could mean good
things for him.
JT: But you don't realize Nikki, Nick Kain is used to be having a tag
partner. Now he has to go in here by himself with no help whatsoever.
Nikki: But he's got great in ring ability JT!!!
JT: Oh shut up.
JT: OW!!!! I really wish you'd quit that.
GP: Well there is a local Tv Station down the street where all this is
supposed to take place. We understand that the participants are just now
starting to get there. We have 5 cameras set up throughout the station
hoping to catch all the action. Let's take a look and see the match begin.
(Scene cuts to the TV studio where we see Wesley Sanders handing his belt to
the ref. Sanders begins to walk around the studio and is in a control room
where all the monitors are. He looks around but sees nothing yet. Then,
Nicholas Kain comes from behind and gets a double axehandle on Sanders.)
GP: AND KAIN COMES FROM BEHIND AND NAILS SANDERS!! This match is underway.
JT: But where's Cyanide and Night?
Nikki: They'll be there soon enough.
GP: Well Kain now has Sanders and runs his head into a wall. Kain kicks
Sanders in the midsection and gets a swinging neckbreaker on him. Kain grabs
a light pole and throws it down on Sanders. Now Kain goes and starts to
pound away on Sanders, but Cyanide comes from behind with a chair and nails
Nikki: Well, there's your answer JT to where's Cyanide.
GP: Now Cyanide takes that chair and slams it on the back of Kain several
times. Sanders is now up and he gets a low blow from behind on Cyanide! Now
Sanders takes Cyanide and slams his head down on the control panel. Sanders
grabs the chair and swings it at the head of Cyanide, but Cyanide ducks and
Sanders nails Kain! Now Cyanide gets a kick to the midsection followed by a
JT: But Jack Night runs into the room and tackles Cyanide! There he is and
now all four men are fighting it out.
GP: Now Night takes some cords that are on the floor and chokes Cyanide with
it! Night is now pounding away on Cyanide while he is wrapped up in the
JT: But now Kain and Wesley Sanders have gone to another room. Looks like to
be a set-up for a show.
Nikki: It's a set of a teenage's girls bedroom!
JT: Now Sanders takes a camera and slams it on the head of Kain! He kicks
Kain and suplexes him onto the set! Now Sanders takes the toy box that's on
the set and throws it on the back on Kain. He kicks Kain in the midsection
followed by an elbow to the back!
GP: Well back in the control room, Night and Cyanide have started trading
punches in the control room. The are making their way over to the wall of
JT:AHHH!!!! LOOK!!! THEY'RE PLAYING RERUNS OF DAWSON'S CREEK!!!
Nikki: Oh no, big freakin deal.
GP: Well now Night takes Cyanide's head and sends it through the 'Dawson's
Creek' monitor! It breaks and sparks fly everywhere!
JT: Thanks god! Thank you Night, you are the man!
Nikki: He can't hear you.
JT: Shut up.
GP: Now Night grabs Cyanide from behind and suplexes him into the door!
Night runs in and goes for a bronco buster type move but Cyanide moves and
Night goes flying into the next room which looks to be like a news
broadcasting center! Cyanide takes Night and throws him into the anchor
booth! He takes a piece of the booth and throws it down on Night. Cyanide
now is picking Night up, but Night sweeps his feet out from under him. Now
Night grabs a potted plant and smashes it over the head of Cyanide!
JT: Wait, we've forgotten about Sanders and Kain! Let's go back to them.
Kain now seems to have the advantage now. He takes Sanders and vertical
suplexes him onto the bed! The bed broke! Now Kain grabs a piece of the bed
frame and smashes it over the back of Sanders! Now Kain is going over to
look in the toy box.
Nikki: Well he pulls out a Ragety Ann doll. Awwww, how sweet. Now he pulls
out a cute little teddy bear, that's so cute! Now he pulls out a.....
JT: HAHAHAHA!!!!! It's a damn dildo! It's just like a damn teenager's
bedroom! Now Kain takes the dildo....and he flips a switch. It's a vibrating
one!!!!! HAHAHA!!! Now Kain takes the dildo and beats Sanders over the head
with it! But Sanders gets a low blow on Kain and grabs the dildo. He takes
it and pokes Kain in the eye! This is classic!
Nikki: That's just disgusting.
GP: Well back in the News set, Night and Cyanide are still fighting and they
are fighting in the little mini garden set up behind the news set! Cyanide
just grabbed a handful of potted dirt and rubbed it in the face of Jack
Night! Now Cyanide takes Night and piledrives him into the dirt! Cyanide now
stomps on Night and rolls him off the dirt. Cyanide jumps off and nails a
legdrop on Night! Cyanide makes the cover!
Nikki: First pin attempt of the night.
JT: Well back on the beroom set, the dildo has been discarded and now
Sanders is controlling this match. Sanders takes Kain and sends his head
through the pane glass window in the bedroom! Now Sanders grabs the head of
Kain and reverse DDTs him on to the ground! Sanders goes to the feet of Kain
and headbutts him in the groin! Ouch!
GP: Well now Night and Kain have fought there way out of the news room into
a living room set for that looks to be for a sitcom. Cyanide tries to send
Night into the coffee table, but Night reveres with an irish whip on Cyanide
into the coffee table! Now Night has a coffee mug and he breaks it over the
head of Cyanide!
JT: What sitcom do you think that might be for?
Nikki: Looks like a bad Growing Pains set.
JT: I thought the Growing Pains set was bad enough already, I mean, the show
sucked. How could anything else get any worse.
Nikki: These two tearing the crap out of it.
JT: Good point.
GP: Well now Night has Cyanide and is going for a powerbomb onto the table!
He tries for it, but Cyanide blocks it and back drops Night right onto the
coffee table and it breaks into a millions pieces! Now Cyanide grabs a table
leg and pounds away on Night with it....now Cya..
JT: Yea, we'll come back to that in a second Greg, right now, Sanders and
Kain are fighting it out still in the bedroom but they're off the set and
towards a door. Kain shoves Sanders through the door and it leads into a
make-up room! There's a couple of sitcom actors in there!
Nikki: How can they want to perform at a time like this?
JT: Kain takes Sanders and runs him into the mirror on the wall, which
shatters! Kain takes Sanders and gutwrench suplexes him onto the chair! Look
at that gay guy in there!
Gay Make-up guy: C'mon you guyz, there's enough pastel lipstick for
Kain: Shut the hell up!
JT: Now Kain takes the tray of lipstick and knocks the gay guy upside the
head with it! But Sanders comes from behind and gets a belly-to-back suplex
on Kain! Now Sanders grabs some face powder and throws it in the face of
Kain...Kain is blinded! Now Sanders takes Kain and gets a powerbomb onto the
GP: Well, hate to interrupt, but Cyanide and Night are having a pillow fight
on the couch! Cyanide takes the pillow and gets a good shot to the head of
Night! But Night comes back with a good shot of his own! Now the pillows are
ripped open and feathers are flying everywhere! Cyanide drops his pillow and
grabs Night by the throat! Cyanide takes Night and chokeslams him off the
couch onto the remains of the broken coffee table!
Nikki: This is a very different kind of match.
JT: Ya just now noticing that?
GP: Now Cyanide grabs the TV that's in the living room and throws it down on
Jack Night and breaks the monitor out! Glass has gone everywhere! Now
Cyanide picks up Jack Night and sends him through another door that leads
into....a subway train set?! What the hell kind of Tv studio is this.
JT: A very popular one to run all these different shows.
GP: Well now Cyanide and Night are on the subway train, and Cyanide goes for
a brainbuster, but Night reverses with a vertical suplex! Now Night goes and
grabs the support pole and rips it out from the train. He takes the pole and
whacks Cyanide with it!
JT: Well in the make-up room, Sanders has Kain down on the floor. The gay
guy is indisposed, and the actors are scared out of their mind! Sanders
takes a storage cabinet and pushes it over....IT LANDS ON KAIN!!! SANDERS
PUSHES THE CABINET OFF AND MAKES THE COVER!!!
Nikki: Not quite!
JT: Well now Sanders takes Kain and slams his head on the counter. Now he
takes Kain and throws him into the door, probably sending him into another
stage set. Kain goes flying into the next room which is a set of....A
COOKING SHOW! Wesley Sanders follows in and takes one of those rolly
thingies that the camera sits on and slams it down on Kain!
GP: Look at the stove! It's Emeril!!!
GP: Emeril Lagassee!!! YA KNOW.....BAM!!!! KICK IT UP A NOTCH!!!
Emeril: Now what you do to kick up these spicy crab rolls is just add about
about 10 turns of black pepper, whaddaya say fellas?
Emeril: Then you just put them on the plate like this and serve them up and
BAM!! You have spicy crab r.....HEY WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
JT: Sanders and Kain have made their way to the cooking area!
Emeril: Hey, you can't come up here!
JT: Emeril take sthe big pepper mill and knocks Sanders and Kain over the
head with it!!!
GP: Now Emeril is gettin involved!
JT: Emeril fires up the burner on the stove and takes Nicholas Kain's head
and slams it down on the hot burner! Emeril is kickin ass now! Sanders
pushes Emeril off though and takes Kain for himself. Wesley Sanders turns
the deep fryer on and sticks Kain face in the hot oil! That has to hurt!
GP: Look at Kain, he's burned all over his face!
JT: But he's continuing to fight back! Kain now has Sanders and runs him
into the refrigerator! Now Kain opens the fridge door and shoves Sanders
head inside. He takes the door and slams it on Sander's head!!! Kain goes
for the pin!
JT: Now Kain grabs a hunk of meat and slams Sanders with it!
GP: Well let's go back to Cyanide and Night on the train set. Night is still
controlling the match and has Cyanide on a leg lock on the train! Night lets
go of the hold and opens the sliding doors. He puts Cyanide's head in the
middle and closes the door and makes them close on Cyanide's head! Night now
takes Cyanide and suplexes him across the train!
JT: Night might be next champion here!
GP: Now Night throws Cyanide off the train and off the set as well! Night
climbs the train and goes to the roof! Night dives off and goes for a cross
body block but Cyanide catches him and slams him against the side of the
train! Cyanide takes Night and sends him into another door which leads
to.....A FISHING SET?!?!?!
Nikki: That's right.
JT: Well, let's let Cyanide and Night fight for a little bit and go back to
Sanders and Kain. Sanders is in control and he throws Kain into a spice
rack! Now Sanders takes one of the bar stools and breaks it across the back
on Nick Kain! Now Sanders makes the cover!
JT: This match is still going strong. Sanders now takes Kain and up towards
the audience. He grabs Kain by the head and suplexes him down the stairs!!
Sanders jumps off a chair and nails a flying splash on Kain! Sanders now
pounds away on the head of Kain. BUT EMERIL COMES FROM BEHIND WITH THE
PEPPER MILL AND NAILS SANDERS ACROSS THE HEAD!!! Now Kain gets up and takes
the pepper mill from Emeril and starts to pound on the back of Sanders!
Emeril backs off. Now Kain takes Sanders and sends him through a door that
ends them up back in the control room! Kain has Sanders and he scoop slams
him on the control panel and sparks go flying everywhere!
GP: Well now we're back with Cyanide and Jack Night who have made their way
outside. Cyanide clotheslines Night and it sends him into the thorn bushes!
Night is now jumping around in pain! Cyanide takes Night and slams his head
on the wall. Cyanide is now starting to carry Night up the fire escape.
Cyanide slams Night's head on the rail! Now he runs him into the ladder!
Cyanide is climbing the ladder to the roof and is dragging Night up with
him. They are not on the roof of the TV station and Cyanide runs Night into
the big ass antenna!
Nikki: This match has been really intense.
GP: You're right. Now Cyanide DDTs Night into the concrete roof! Cyanide is
now climbing the big antenna.
JT: This is a realy risky move here.
GP: Well now Cyanide has made his was to the top and he dives off aiming for
Jack Night. Night stands though and catches Cyanide with a huge powerslam!
What a move! Both men are down now!
JT: Well back in the control center, Kain has Wesley Sanders. He picks him
up and goes for a tiger driver but Sanders counters with a DDT! Now Sanders
picks up Kain and......ATL DEATH DROP! ATL DEATH DROP! SANDERS GOT HIS
FINISHER AND HE COVERS KAIN!!
Eliminated: Nicholas Kain
Nikki: No! How can he eliminated already?! He was my pick to win this thing!
JT: Looks like you were wrong.
GP: Well now Jack Night has gone up to the top of the antenna. He goes for a
cross body block!!! Cyanide catches him though and throws him off the
building!!!! CYANIDE JUMPS OFF AND HE LEGDROPS JACK NIGHT FROM THE TOP OF
THE BUILDING!!!! CYANIDE COVERS!!
Eliminated: Jack Night
Nikki: That's two eliminations in the past five minutes!
GP: Well now Cyanide is recovering and he crawls his way inside the TV
station. Wes Sanders sees him in the control room and goes over to him. He
picks Cyanide up and sends him into the wall of monitors!
JT: Sparks are flying everywhere!
GP: Wesley Sanders takes Cyanide and presses him above his head. He drops
him and catches him with a powerslam! Sanders makes the cover....
JT: CYANIDE KICKS OUT!!!
GP: Now Sanders is pissed, he starts to pound away on the head of Cyanide!
He picks the fallen Cyanide up and....HE'S GONNA GO FOR THE ATL DEATH DROP!
SANDERS PICKS HIM UP AND HE GOES FOR THE MOVE, BUT CYANIDE GETS A LOW
BLOW!!!! NOW CYANIDE TAKES SANDERS AND HE EXECUTES THE MOVE FORMERLY KNOWN
AS ON SANDERS!!!!!! IT'S OVER!!
Eliminated: Wesley Sanders
GP: WE HAVE A NEW TV CHAMPION!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.....CYANIDE IS THE NEW
IWO TELEVISION CHAMPION!!! WHAT AN UPSET!!!
JT: I can't believe this myself.
GP: Fans, what a turn of events we have seen here. There's the ref handing
the title to Cyanide. Congratulations to him. Fans, we are now gonna set up
for our next match.
Loser Leaves the IWO
Gunnar Smith vs. Joe Mielo
Meygon - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this
time, weighing in at 267 from Oakland, CA, Gunnar Smith!!!
['No Leaf Clover' by Metallica plays over the speakers as Gunnar Smith comes
to the ring. ]
Meygon - and his opponent, weighing in at 263 from Scranton, PA, Joe
['Rock Superstar' by Cyprss Hill plays as Joe Mielo walks out.]
Nikki - Gunnar Smith checks his boots.
JT - Joe Mielo strikes Gunnar Smith with the elbow.
[ring, ring, ring]
GP - Gunnar Smith low blows Joe Mielo.
Nikki - Joe Mielo stands up and tosses Gunnar Smith into the ropes.
JT - Joe Mielo connects with a flying knee. Gunnar Smith goes down.
GP - Gunnar Smith gets back to his feet.
Nikki - Gunnar Smith slaps the face of Joe Mielo. Joe is pissed!
GP - Joe Mielo lifts Gunnar Smith into the air and delivers a spine buster.
JT - Joe Mielo drops both knees on Gunnar Smith and rolls back to his feet.
Nikki - Gunnar Smith is up and uses a closed fist on Joe Mielo.
JT - Joe Mielo retaliates, taking Gunnar Smith off his feet with a short-arm
GP - Joe Mielo kicks Gunnar Smith on the mat.
Nikki - Gunnar Smith stands up pissed off
JT - Joe Mielo tackles and begins punching Gunnar Smith.
GP - Joe Mielo pulls Gunnar Smith up
Nikki - Joe Mielo shoulder tackles Gunnar Smith.
JT - Joe Mielo climbs to the top
GP - Joe Mielo fist drops Gunnar Smith on the mat.
Nikki - Joe Mielo stomps Gunnar Smith some more
GP - Gunnar Smith is up again.
JT - Joe Mielo lifts Gunnar Smith up and drops him on his knee.
Nikki - Gunnar Smith back up like nothing happened
GP - Joe Mielo takes Gunnar Smith off his feet with a short-arm clothesline
Nikki - Gunnar Smith stands up and takes Joe Mielo down
JT - Gunnar Smith kicks Joe Mielo in the head.
GP - Joe Mielo quickly moves back to his feet.
JT - Joe Mielo connects with a flying knee. Gunnar Smith goes down.
Nikki - Gunnar Smith climbs to his feet once again.
GP - Joe Mielo executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Gunnar Smith.
JT - Gunnar Smith stands up and tackles Joe Mielo
Nikki - Gunnar Smith delivers a kick to the head of Joe Mielo.
JT - Gunnar Smith knees Joe Mielo and rolls back to his feet.
GP - Gunnar Smith covers Joe Mielo hooking the leg. The ref makes the
count....1 ...2 Joe Mielo kicks out.
JT - Gunnar Smith should have known better than to try for a pin at this
point in the match.
Nikki - Joe Mielo climbs to his feet.
GP - Joe Mielo uses a closed fist on Gunnar Smith.
JT - Joe Mielo lifts Gunnar Smith into a vertical suplex.
Nikki - Joe Mielo is back on his feet.
GP - Joe Mielo measures Gunnar Smith up and drops a closed fist.
Nikki - A Joe Mielo chants start.
JT - Joe Mielo climbs to his feet.
GP - Joe Mielo forearm smashes Gunnar Smith.
Nikki - Joe Mielo goes for a figure four.
JT - The ref is checking for a tap out.
GP - ... Joe Mielo tightens the hold. ... Gunnar Smith is fighting the hold.
... he screams ... ... Gunnar Smith is fighting the hold. ... Gunnar Smith
trys to escape. ... screaming even more ... ... ... Gunnar Smith taps out!!
GP - Joe Mielo has won the match!
Meygon - The winner of this match, Joe Mielo!!!
JT - Gunnar is out of the IWO!!! HE LOST TO JOE MIELO!!!
(From the top of the set drops a large stuffed pig. It lands on Mielo. Mielo
laughs. Then all of a sudden from the top of the set drops a large stuffed
(with a 500 pound anvil) pig. It lands on Joe Mielo. He is dead. Emergency
officials rush out, even though he is dead. They carry his body out of the
GP - Joe Mielo is gone.
(From out of the crowd appears a guy. He is wearing a shirt that says 'I am
Joe Johnson'. He gets in the ring and starts beating the shit out of Gunnar
Smith. He pulls Gunnar up and throws him in the corner. He starts punching
away on his face and body. Gunnar is defenseless.)
JT - Gunnar is not only gone, but getting the crap beat out of him as
Pacific Title Match
Scott Linx (c) vs Fugite vs Billy Ray vs Syphon Fission
First man to make a pinfall wins the match.
JT - Ok folks, it's that special time of the night when the IWO takes
four of the perennial losers in the federation and puts them in a title
match so that they don't kill themselves in shame of not having ever
GP - Oh please JT, folks, it's time for our Pacific title match. The
champion Scott Linx will defend the belt against not one but three men,
in Fugite, Syphon Fission, and Billy Ray.
JT - You know, the only person who could ever win this match is the
champion, Scott Linx, and...
GP - Why's that?
JT - Shut up...and the fact of the matter is that he's already at a
disadvantage by the IWO making him defend the Belt, let alone defend it
against not one, not two, but three guys. That's stupid, that's
ludicrous...He shouldn't even have to defend the Belt, that's how good
of a champion he is.
Nikki - Now that's ludicrous.
GP - I agree with that. The Pacific Title's been held by such great
wrestlers as ?¿?, High Flyer and Joey Rappaport.
JT - And it's also been stained by people like Gunnar Smith, so the way
i see it, with it around the waist of Scott Linx where it belongs, it's
going to regain the prestige that it used to hold. Now announce this
Meygon - This match is for the IWO Pacific title...Coming to the ring
at this time...standing 6'7' and weighing 289 lbs...Fugite!
'What you Must' by No More Would plays and Fugite comes down to the
Meygon - Standing 6'2' and weighing 272 lbs...Billy Ray!
'Wasted' by Kid Rock plays and Billy Ray comes down to the ring and
immediately starts a brawl with Fugite by kicking him in the gut and
following up with a series of axehandles.
Meygon - Standing 6'6' and...
GP - Syphon Fission isn't waiting...and neither is Scot Linx, and
Meygon smartly leaves the ring as Fugite and Billy Ray fire it up.
Syphon Fission is running down now, and here comes the Champ from
Nikki - And he knocks Fission to the concrete with a shot to the back
of the head with the Pacific belt!
JT - And while we're on the subject of head, and Nikki...
GP - Let's not go there, Linx with an irish whip and Fission is sent
headfirst into the guard-rail with a crash...back in the ring it's
Billy Ray with a side Suplex on Fugite. There's a quick cover...but
only the one!
JT - And that's the other thing, who made up this ruling that he
doesn't even have to get pinned to lose his Belt? That's unfair...
Nikki - Life's a bitch...
JT - And so are you.
JT - Ow!
GP - If we could restore some order to the commentary desk here please,
save the fights for the guys in the ring...as Scott Linx leads Syphon
to the ring, before slamming him into the ring steps!
JT - That's the sound I like to hear! Linx now with a series of
particularly devastating stomps to the chest and upper torso of the
down Syphon...Fission...What kind of name is that anyway?
Nikki - Back in the ring it's Fugite gaining the advantage over Billy
Ray. he whips him into the ropes and clothesline!
GP - But Ray ducks and hits the ropes again! Spear to the mat and he
follows up with a barrage of forearm shots to the face of Fugite!
JT - But enough of those two. Back outside the ring it's Scott Linx
GP - It's Fission now with one hell of a low blow, Linx left the ground
and must have jumped a foot in the air after that one, maybe
not...Either way he's now on the ground and at the mercy of a severely
pissed off Syphon Fission who's stomping on his head like his leg's a
JT - Fugite now with an arm drag on Billy Ray...Billy Ray's back up but
he gets floored again with a clothesline...Scott Linx slides into the
ring via Syphon Fission.
Nikki - All four men in the ring now. The only way to win this match is
to make the pin. you can't be counted out, disqualified, or win by
JT - Oh you're into that?
Nikki - What?
JT - Never mind...Fugite brings Ray back to his feet...Northern lights
Suplex! No! Billy Ray reverses it into a DDT!! There's a cover!
One..No! Syphon Fission drops an elbow and breaks the count.
GP - Whichever man makes the pinfall will walk away with the
Belt...there will be no eliminations...Fugite now attacks Syphon
Fission, but he's backdropped over the ropes and down to the floor!
JT - Billy Ray is back to his feet, but he's whipped into the ropes by
Linx...Spinebuster!! Cover and One...Two, no, Ray gets the shoulders up
at the two count.
GP - Fugite back to his feet outside the ring...What's Syphon doing? He
hits the ropes...suicide Plancha on Fugite!! There's a cover outside
the ring!! One!...Two!! NO!! Scott Linx flies over the ropes and out of
the ring and lands on the two of them with a Splash!!
JT - All three back to their feet now...Billy Ray now, he clears the
ropes with a suicide dive!!! ...But everyone moves out of the way and
he lands flat on his face! Haha!!
GP - All three men working on the down Billy Ray now, with viscous
stomps and boots to his chest and head...But it's Linx with a kick to
Fugite...DDT!! He DDT'd Fugite on the concrete!! Fugite is out!
Nikki - But Syphon attacks Linx from behind and Bulldogs him down as
well!...He makes a cover on Linx, but Billy Ray breaks it up before the
one count! Billy Ray now...he whips Fission into the guard-rails! What
GP - Fission is brought back to his feet by Billy Ray...but he lands a
low blow! Scoop slam by Syphon on Billy Ray, and he drops an elbow to
the upper torso of the man. There's a cover! One...two...Fugite with a
leg drop to break the count! but Syphon moves out of the way and then
dropkicks Fugite in the head!!
JT - Billy Ray back up now but he's in a daze. Scott Linx is back to
his feet and he sets Billy Ray up for a Suplex...
GP - But Syphon Fission has a chair and plants it over the back of
Linx! Fugite lifts up Linx and Suplexes him over...But as he does so
Syphon smacks him in the face with the chair!!!
JT - Syphon drops the chair and brings Linx back to his feet Wait,
what's he doing?...He's going to give Linx the Death Plunge on the
GP - But as he does it, Billy Ray grabs Syphon Fission and gives him a
neck breaker at the same time as the Death Plunge! There's a cover by
Billy Ray! One...Two...No! Fugite breaks the pin!!
Nikki - Fugite brings Syphon to his feet and picks up up...he's headed
for the ring. Meanwhile Linx gets slowly back to his feet, as does
Billy Ray. They start brawling and slowly drag each other to the ring.
Looks like we might have a normal match after all.
JT - No it doesn't...because Fugite press slams Syphon up in the air!
He just dropped him face first into the guard-rail! Syphons busted
open! That's one down and three to go.
GP - Meanwhile Billy Ray and Linx are both back in the ring and Scott
Linx whips Billy Ray to the ropes...There's a flapjack by Linx!
JT - Fugite picks up the ring steps and slams them on Syphon! No!
Syphon dropkicks them back into Fugite's face! Fugite's bleeding and he
looks to be out!!
Nikki - Syphon grabs a chair and jumps back in the ring. He swings at
Linx but Linx ducks! Billy Ray is behind Fission and he slams him down
headfirst with an elevated German suplex! There's a bridge and
One!...Two. No, Linx breaks it up with an axehandle to the gut of Billy
GP - Outside the ring Fugite is slowly getting back to his feet. Scott
Linx hits the ropes and hits a cross body on Billy Ray!...But Billy Ray
catches him and tosses him out of the ring with a Fall away slam!...But
Fugite catches him!!...there's the Lost Time!!! He makes a cover!!
ONE...TWO...THR. NO!!! Guillotine leg drop across the back of the neck
of Fugite by Syphon Fission!!!
Nikki - What a move! Billy Ray leaves the ring...He brings Scott Linx
to his feet...BEER BOMB!! he hit him with a Beer Bomb outside the
ring!! ONE...TWO...NO!!! Syphon breaks the count!! He brings Ray to his
feet and sets him up for a Piledriver! No, it's another Death Plunge!!
GP - But Ray forces his way out of it and Backbody drops Syphon
Fission!! Now it's Fugite with a big time clothesline on Billy Ray!!
But Billy Ray ducks!! HE HITS A BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX ON FUGITE RIGHT
INTO THE GUARD-RAIL!!!
JT - I bet that hurt!!
Nikki - That had to hurt!!
GP - Syphon Fission slowly gets to his feet...but Scott linx sends him
straight back down with a chair shot across the back of his head!!!
SCOTT LINX NOW WITH A PIN ON THE DOWN FISSION!...ONE!...TWO! ...NO!
BILLY RAY BREAKS IT UP! BUT SCOTT LINX GRABS HIM AND HITS A FACE BUSTER
ON THE CHAIR!!
JT - Linx now, HE GRABS BILLY RAY FOR THE DYNAMO!! NO! CATAPULT BY
BILLY RAY AND SCOTT LINX HITS THE RING APRON FACE FIRST!!
GP - Syphon Fission back up, behind Fugite!! He's got the chair!! He
swings, but Fugite ducks and kicks him in the gut!! HE LIFTS HIM UP AND
NAILS THE LOST TIME ON THE CHAIR!!!
Nikki - But Billy Ray low blows Fugite from behind as he makes the
cover!! There's the Beer Bomb on Fugite!!! ONE!...TWO!!...THREE!!!
Billy Ray wins it!!!
Meygon - Your winner...and NEW Pacific Champion...Billy Ray!!!
US Title Match
LiGil -c- vs. Dane Matthews vs. AWS Man vs. Silverchair
With Special Guest Ref: Rob Riot
GP: Here we go! IWO United States Championship Match! Rise and Fall
JT: Let's go upt o Meygon!
Meygon: This contest is a Rise And Fall Matchup for the US TITLE!
GP: All four men are on the platform, which slowly starts to rise. Referee
Rob Riot signals for the bell and here we go! LiGiL and Dane Matthews pair
off and start attacking with left and right hands, Silverchair and AWS Man
(a.k.a. Bill) begin fighting as well.. Rob Riot wants to get into this
but he is the appointed official! We're at five feet, and this thing is
JT: Silverchair nails AWS Man with a right hand, hooks him from behind,
German suplex! Dane Matthews nails LiGiL with a DDT! Silverchair and
now attack each other, Matthews hooks him up and delivers a nice piledriver!
Matthews delivers a legdrop, but gets caught by AWS Man, LYGERBOMB! LiGiL
gets back up and nails a Rocker Dropper on (Also Known as Bill!) The
has reached ten feet in the air, and all but LiGiL are down!
Nikki: Silverchair crawls back to his feet.....he grabs Dane Matthews and
slams him down. Standing moonsault by Silverchair! Wait! AWS Man grabs
Silverchair in a side headlock near the edge!! SILVERCHAIR COUNTERS AND BACK
SUPLEXES AWS MAN (ALSO KNOWN AS BILL) OFF THE PLATFORM! BILL FELL 15 FEET TO
GP: EMTs coming out to get Bill out of here..wait, Rob Riot throws off his
referee shirt and assaults Matthews! Riot has inserted himself in this
Riot now grabs LiGiL, BRITISH FALL! Scoop slam into a reverse DDT! He decks
Silverchair with a low blow, powerbomb by Riot! Riot stands tall...but LiGiL
drills him with the Palindrome as we get to the 20 feet mark!
JT: AWS Man has been wheeled out of the arena, he's done for tonight..
Silverchair gives Riot a dragonscrew legwhip, Dane Matthews nails LiGiL with
a Michinoku Driver! Matthews goes after Silverchair but gets
backdropped....HE FALLS OFF-- WAIT! HE HAS A HOLD ON THE PLATFORM! Dane
Matthews dangling 25 feet in the air off of the Rise and Fall Platform!
Nikki: We are approaching 30 feet...we are almost at elimination altitude
here. Rob Riot slams Dane Matthews to the ground, and executes a quick elbow
drop. LiGiL and Silverchair exchanging blows, right, right, left hand by
LiGiL, he goes for the Palindrome, blocked, blocked again, Silverchair with
double underhook! TIGER DRIVER '91! Silverchair gorilla presses LiGiL over
his head! He is going to throw him off, but wait! Matthews clips
Silverchair's knee out before he can do so as we reach 30 feet in the air!
GP: Rob Riot charges at LiGiL, single leg takedown, and clamps on the
British Deathlock! Wait, Silverchair runs over and breaks the hold near the
edge! Silverchair sets him up for a powerbomb! He has Riot up!! Riot tries a
Hurricarana, but Silverchair grabs his waist! HE DROPS HIM OFF THE PLATFORM
HEADFIRST! SILVERCHAIR EXECUTES THE GANSO BOMB!!! RIOT HURTLING TO HIS
WE ARE AT 35 FEET!
JT: Riot managed to twist his body in mid-air so he landed on his feet, but
his legs buckled out from under him, he looks to have a sprained ankle at
least, but it could have been a hell of a lot worse. WAIT!!! RIOT IS GETTING
BACK UP TO HIS FEET!!! HE WALKS OVER AND GETS A REMOTE CONTROL!! THAT
PLATFORM IS AT ITS APEX OF 30 FEET! RIOT BLOWS THE PLATFORM UP! SILVERCHAIR,
LIGIL, AND MATTHEWS ALL FALL TO THEIR DOOM!
they are all eaten up. Suddenly, we see a group of scientists.?
Scientist #1: I KNEW WE NEEDED MORE PADDING ON THE GROUND!
Technical Guy: WHY DID YOU SHOW THAT CLIP OF THE DUMMIES FALLING! EVERYONE
THINKS THEY ARE DEAD! I'LL HAVE YOUR ASS FOR THIS!
Nikki: We have recieved word that this is now going to be a Graveyard to
Match! Everyone is going outside!!
Rob Riot blew the Platform up.
BUT IWO STILL BRINGS THE ACTION!!!
IWO United States Title
Graveyard to Hell Match
LiGiL -c- vs. Silverchair vs. Dane Matthews
GP: HERE WE GO! GRAVEYARD TO HELL STIPS! LiGiL attacks Silverchair, Matthews
runs in and we have a brawl! Remember, to win this match you must drive your
opponent through a glass casket in the middle of the graveyard!Not just one
of your opponeonts but both of them. This is among
the most grueling matches in the IWO.. LiGiL nails Matthews with a hard DDT
onto the cold earth!
JT: Silverchair grabs a handful of dirt, he throws it into LiGiL's eyes!
Silverchair up and ranas LiGiL! Matthews has gone into the graveyard's
he comes out with an urn! He blasts Silverchair with it! He grabs
and press slams him overhead.. He's going to dump him into the open grave!
But LiGiL takes the urn and rams it into the back of Dane Matthews' kneecap!
Nikki: Silverchair picks up Matthews, LiGiL turns around and hits a Problem
Solver on Matthews! The 3DDT has Matthews hurt! LiGiL grabs a razorwire
wrapped tombstone, and slaps a front facelock on Matthews! Matthews counters
with a Northern Lights Suplex onto the tombstone! Silverchair grabs Matthews
by the hair and executes a facebuster onto it!
GP: LiGiL up, but Silverchair grabs his arm and Irish whips him into the
crypt! Silverchair charges at Matthews...... BOOM! Matthews backdrops
Silverchair into the exploding open grave! Matthews runs over and drops an
elbow onto the grave Silverchair! LiGiL now picking Matthews up out of the
grave.. he sets him up, Palind- No! Matthews with a double leg takedown!
SLINGSHOTS LIGIL ON TOP OF THE GLASS CASKET!
JT: Matthews tries to drive LiGiL through the casket with a Uranage
suplex...BUT SILVERCHAIR IS THERE!!! Silverchair has LiGiL up.....He's
holding him up in the air just watching LiGiL dangle upthere..Dane Matthews!
Connects against SilverChairs legs and takes both superstars out. Matthews
took out SilverChair from using a shoulder block against the back of the
Nikki- See, that Dane Matthews charecter is pretty smart after all JT! I
he just took both of his opponents out cold and there lying there like
nothing against the cold dirt..I mean when you look around you can just see
everything around..There's tombstones,urns,shovels, and even a six feet deep
hole filled with nothing, just waiting for someone to go down there and meet
GP- I think Dane Matthews has noticed what you were talking about..He's got
LiGiL near the empty space...Brainbuster!!! Dane Matthews just gave the
United States Champion a brainbuster six feet down in a pit filled with
nothing! Now, LiGiL really is six feet under like the old saying goes..
JT- Oh give it a rest you fruitcake. SilverChair's up and has a shovel in
hands... Dane Matthews not paying attention to him as he's currently
on LiGiL who's getting the shit beat out of him by Dane
is getting closer and closer...The shovel's up in the air...WAIT!!! Oh my
god! Dane Matthews is out cold as Silverchair has just knocked him out with
shovel to the back of the head! Blood's gushing out of the back of the head
of Dane Matthews..There's also LiGiL who's knocked out and currently under
the ground of six feet.
Nikki- Silverchair is now pulling Dane Matthews up by his hair..Matthews is
slowly getting up and SilverChair is hovering over the site of LiGiL's
current nap sixfeet under..Silverchair is going to powerbomb Dane Matthews
onto LiGiL...Matthews is fighting and trying to stop.. REVERSAL! DDT onto
cold dirt! Silverchair is now lying right near the hole where LiGiL is and
knocked out cold along with LiGiL.. Dane's walking towards a casket and is
dragging it along the dirt..He's going to open the casket..Tombstone to the
ankle! LiGiL just nailed Dane Matthews on the ankle with a tombstone that
appears to be none other than SUNNY BONO's!
JT- This is just absolutely great! LiGiL just smashed Dane Matthews ankle
with Sunny Bono's tombstone! Now, LiGiL has the casket and PALINDROMES
SilverChair onto the casket and leaves a huge mark! The casket is now dented
with Silverchairs headmark after that great move from LiGIL. The United
States Champion is showing that he's not going to back down from nobody and
he's not going to back away from anyone either.. But, Dane Matthews is once
again up... He's trying to walk towards LiGIL...He's got an urn... WAIT!
LiGIL turns around...Clothesline! Matthews is down,SilverChair is on top of
casket and LiGiL is up giving the beatings out right about now.
Nikki- This match has showed us everything...First the Rise and Fall and
Rob Riot ruined that and turned it into a Graveyard to Hell match which is
proving to be one of the best matches the IWO has ever seen. LiGiL picks up
shovel and is now hovering over a fallen Dane Matthews with that shovel.
standing there and Dane Matthews has nowhere to go..LiGIL raises up the
shovel..LOWBLOW by Matthews! LiGiL is down and Dane Matthews takes that
shovel and begins to wack LiGiL in the back with the shovel..He's pulling
LiGiL up...It's a DOWNTOWN EXPLOSION! Onto the cold dirt! Somebodies rolling
in there grave after that move!
JT-Dane Matthews has just tooken control of this matchup and is currently on
the offensive beating LiGIL in with some brass knuckles.. LiGiL's face is
beginning to bleed all over and the champion is seeming to not know where
hell he is.. Right, now LiGIL is down on the ground a bloody mess,
SilverChair is on top of a casket and Dane Matthews is walking over to the
casket.. Matthews is trying to pull SilverChair off..But, Silverchair stands
up..TORNADO DDT! Off a casket! I've never seen something as great as this
match. All three men are giving it there all and there not holding anything
back.. There's a glass casket right there..Silverchair has Dane
for a powerbomb...Matthews DDT's Silverchair through the glass casket! It's
only Dane Matthews and LiGiL left in this match for the United States
Championship and this is going to be something great.
Nikki- Dane Matthews and LiGiL have had the most hated rivalry in wrestling
ever since they first faught and Dane Matthews came out the victor. This is
going to be one of the greatest matches in the history as this fued has been
one to watch!
GP- Well, Matthews is a little bit shaken from that DDT he just gave
Silverchair and all of the punishing he's been giving and recieving..LiGiL
still knocked out cold from the brass knuckle shots by Dane Matthews.
Matthews is trying to pull him up by his hair but LiGiL is refusing to get
up.. SPEAR! LiGiL just speared Dane Matthews! The champions back up and
begins stomping away on Dane Matthews..But, Dane stops the stomping by
grabbing onto one of his legs...LOWBLOW! Dane Matthews just introduced LiGiL
to a lowblow first class! And now both men are down on the ground..Neither
men are currently moving..LiGiL is a bloodied mess lying right next to Dane
Nikki- Both, men are slowly moving up and before either man can get up Dane
Matthews slides his foot out and trips LiGiL down! Classic move by the
challenger Dane Matthews.. Dane Matthews is now the only man standing out of
the two and is kicking LiGiL's face... He's just brutally beating LiGiL's
face in like he's his daddy.. This is something just sickening right now!
But, it's a PPV and it's for the United States championship so anything
Dane Matthews is showing just how much he wants this match with all of his
fight right now.. He's showing the world that he should be the United States
Champion..Right now I'm thinking that Dane Matthews should be the United
JT- Yeah well right now he's got LiGiL like LiGIL's his bitch or something..
Matthews holding onto LiGiL by the hair pulling him up from the
ground..Matthews takes one hard punch right to the nose of LiGiL and blood
begins pouring out of the nose..LiGiL is now bleeding from almost everywhere
in his body..His nose is probably broken! But, LiGiL doesn't fall down
instead he retaliates by punching back..Both men returning
punches..Exchanging lefts and rights with each other..Trying to make the
other man fall down..LiGiL is beginning to stagger... But, connects with a
boot to the groin area..Dane Matthews falls immediately after that great
from the champion.. With all these lowblows I'm not sure if Dane Matthews is
going to be able to have kids after this..
GP- Well, I don't know if he's going to be able to walk out of this match
alive after the beating both men have recieved.LiGiL has Dane Matthews
legs..HEADBUTT to the groin..Dane Matthews has to be hurting right about now
after all of those cheapshots from the champion..LiGiL is searching around
for something to use and can't find anything..He's now looking along the
and he finds a mini dagger! LiGiL getting closer and closer to Dane Matthews
right now and Matthews still seems to be out of it after those cheap
shots..LiGiL getting down on his knees..He's going to try and use that
on Dane Matthews...Boot to the face! Dane Matthews once again playing possum
with the champion making him out to seem like an idiot!
Nikki- Matthews picks up the mini dagger and throws it farther into the
mystified night.. Dane looks around to find the glass casket and sees it
about fifteen feet away..Matthews is now dragging LiGiL by the leg closer
closer to the casket..There standing right next to the casket now..LiGiL
to the face! Matthews is now lying on the glass casket! LiGiL is walking
away..He's now running towards the casket...He's jumping..Dane Matthews is
up! He catches LiGiL in mid air! He's setting LiGiL up now...DOWNTOWN
EXPLOSION!!! Through the glass casket!
GP- Dane Matthews has done it! He's won the United States championship! What
a way to win it to! At Gold and Glory! Both men went through hell and back
and Dane Matthews just came out the better man this time..This is just
JT- I must admit that was one of the greatest matches I've ever seen in my
life! That Dane Matthews kid sure has some heart..He just did it all to come
out the champion!
Nikki- WOW! That match was simply unbelievable! I'm still in shock over what
we've witnessed! LiGiL is a bloody mess...Dane Matthews is a bloody
mess..Both men are just lying there..Matthews and LiGiL lying there bloody
IWO World Tag Team Title Match
VIAGRA -c- vs. The Outcasts vs. The Prep Kids vs. Viking Force
Meygon: This next match is a Four Way Single Elimination Match and it is for
the IWO World Tag Team Chaampionship. Introducing first, at a total combined
weight of 564 pounds, from Salem, Massacheusetts and Parts Unknown...Paul
Hanson and Samuel Potright..........THE OUTCASTS!!!
['Starf*ckers, Inc.' by NIN blares up and The Outcasts, Paul Hanson and
Samuel Potright, make their way down the ramp. They are celebrating their
long-awaited title shot as they enter the ring to wait for their next
Meygon: Their opponets, weighing in at a combined weight of 658 pounds, from
Oslo, Norway Lief and Vladimir Erickon......Viking Force!!!!!
['Voodoo' by Godsmack pumps through the PA system and Viking Force comes
the ramp. They step through the ropes carefully and avoid confrontation with
Meygon: the final challengers, from California, weighing in at 455 pounds,
representing the blue-blood people all over America.....Randal McCloud and
Jordan Howitt.....The Prep Kids
['Wake Up' by Rage Against the Machine Plays and The Prep Kids make their
down the ramp quickly, waiting outside the ring for the match to begin.]
Meygon: Their Opponets and the CURRENT, IWO TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE
WORLD....TONY DAVIS......HIGH FLYER....TEAM V.I.A.G.R.A!!!!!!!!!!
['I Hope You Die' by Bloodhound Gangs blasts through the speakers. Tony
and High Flyer walk halfway down the ramp, drop their belts...and charge
the ring. A small brawl begins before everyone goes to their corners.]
GP: All right, we're all set to go with this match, and it should be a
JT: What kind of word is dosey?
GP: Well...um...it should be a great match anyway. Set to go right now in
ring are Lief Erickson from Viking Force and Paul Hanson from The Outcasts.
Both men ty up, Lief forcing Hanson into the corner and a cleanbreak.
JT: Not quite, Hanson with a kick to the midsection, SNAP DDT, Lief wasn't
Nikki: Both men on their feet and trading fists. Hanson grabs Lief, and
him against the ropes...Lief grabs the rope..a tag to Vladimir Erickson. Wow
that was a mouth full
GP: I got a mouth full for you
Nikki: (slaps GP)
GP: Did I ever tell you how nice it was to have you back...
JT: No time now, Vladimir has got his hands on Hanson. Hanson SLIP Between
the legs and runs to his corner...TAG TO SAMUEL POTRIGHT. Quick tags are
essential in this match up.
GP: Definetly, Potright with a quick drop kick sending the big Nord down.
Potright now stomping on Vladimir...look at this...Vladimir tags Tony Davis
from V.I.A.G.R.A. That's what awesome about this match, you don't have to
your partner. Davis and Potright squaring off now, they lock up, Davis gains
the upper hand
JT: OOH Sidewalk slam by Davis...a great move. Davis off the ropes. Potright
is standing. Running clothesline on Potright. Jordan Howitt fromThe Prep
is mocking Potright now. Potright stands and walks over to Howitt...
Nikki: they exchange some words we can't exactly repeat...Howitt slaps
Potright on the shoulder...counts as a tag.
JT: yeah but Tony Davis didn't see it. Davis from behind rolls Potright up.
The ref won't count....
GP: Potright is not the legal man in the ring here. Jordan Howitt steps
through the ropes. Howitt goes right after Davis, stomping away at him.
to the outside. Howitt follows.
Nikki: Bad move right there, this is about to explode...
JT: It already has, all men from all teams have joined the fray. I can't see
anything, everyone is beating on EVERYONE...THIS IS GREAT.
GP: Wait, I think...yep...Tony Davis has rolled back into the ring and is
beckoning whoever wants to follow him.
Nikki: EVERYONE DOES...THIS IS A HUGE BRAWL INSIDE THE RING. FOUR
TEAMS..EIGHT MEN ARE ALL INSIDE THE RING KICKING EACH OTHERS ASSES!!!
JT: Everytime you say anything it's about men and asses.
GP: (slaps JT)
Nikki: Thanks Greg.
GP: No prob, hey wait a minute. Who are those two idiots coming out of the
JT: Damn, somebody call security! What the hell were they thinking? It's
people like this who ruin great matches.
Nikki: Hold up guys! They're getting in the ring! They brought their
chairs with them!! The four teams inside think that security has them under
control! THIS is going to be great!
GP: Wait a second guys, they aren't fans....wait, that's THE SPAZ EVENT!!
SPAZ IS BACK WITH A PARTNER! I watched these guys when they were in the
JT: Both men are now in the ring and are ready to attack. Draven charges
toward Spaz but is caught with a big blow to the head with the chair!
Nikki: High Flyer still doesn't know what's going on as he continues to
beat down Lief Erickson. (SMACK!) Well, not anymore, High Flyer just got
nailed in the spine by 'The Main Event'.
GP: More trouble for Hellfire & Brimstone, Spaz just nailed The E Unknown
with a powerful belly-to-belly suplex! Now here comes the Outcasts charging
after 'The Main Event'. Both go for a double clothesline, TME ducks and MY
GOD! Double Clothesline over the top rope!!
JT: Vladimar Erikson charges after Spaz. Spaz catches him with a kick to the
gut and sends him to the corner. Spaz climbs him and, SPAZ-OUT!! MY GOD!
THAT'S HIS FINISHER! Erikson is out cold!
Nikki: 'The Main Event' just picked up Lief and is signalling for
something. Spaz climbs the top rope! Where are the referees in all this!?
GP: The Main Event has Erikson up in the air....Spaz leaps...HE JUST SPEARED
LIEF FROM THE TOP ROPE!! THIS IS INSANE!
JT: They forgot someone though, Tony Davis grabs Spaz's chair and charges at
them. Both men see it in time and rush out of the ring. Davis yells out a
few choice words as The Spaz Event walk away with their arms in the air.
They have just destroyed the IWO's tag team division!! They must be
announcing their intentions of winning the tag team gold.
Nikki: Finally, we can get back to this match, sort of. Davis is the only
one left standing.
JT: Davis grabs the tired body of Lief Erickson, covers
JT: Viking Force has been eliminated by Tony Davis
GP: More like by The Spaz Event. Spaz and Steve Sullivan just cost Viking
Force the gold...they were doing so well.
Nikki: Who cares, we still have three teams left here. Randal McCloud of
Kids is in the ring now. Former 3-time tag champion squaring off with the
current tag champion. McCloud backs Davis into the corner.
JT: Irish whip, ironically enough...reversal by Davis in the corner of the
Outcasts. Potright buts a boot up.
GP: Randal McCloud just caught a boot to the head. Davis covers...Paul
jumps over the top rope and breaks it off.
JT: The ref pushes Hanson back into his own corner. Davis tags High Flyer.
Flyer and McCloud now...Flyer with a quick dropkick sends McCloud
down...McCloud right back up. Wait a minute, what's the referee doing.
Nikki: He didn't see Davis tag out...he is ordering Davis back into the
ring...Davis and High Flyer are arguging it.
GP: he come the Outcasts into the ring. Ref's back is turned and The
are kicking the crap out of McCloud. Jordan Howitt tries to lend a hand to
McCloud but catches a quick kick to the sternum by Potright. The ref sees
JT: Good move by the ref maintaining control. He forces everyone out but
Davis and Randal McCloud. Davis grabs McCloud...off the ropes and a quick
toss square in the center of the ring. McCloud looks hurt after that beating
from The Outcasts.
Nikki: Tony Davis knows it, he makes a quick tag to High Flyer who takes to
the ropes. Flyer on the top rope..leaps into the air.
JT: Randal McCloud is out...Flyer with the cover.
GP: Jordan Howitt going for the save
JT: Didn't make it in time...The Prep Kids have been elimnated. It's down to
the Outcasts and Viagra...final two.
GP: Paul Hanson comes out to meet High Flyer. They lock up. DDT by Paul
Hanson followed by a snap suplex. ANOTHER
JT: ONE MORE AND HIGH FLYER ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE. High Flyers got that chair
Spaz left here. Paul Hanson rolls out of the ring to meet him. Samuel
Potright sneaking up behind High Flyer.
Nikki: Potright grabs High Flyer...Hanson grabs the chair...he winds
GP: HIGH FLYER DUCKS....HANSON JUST SMACKED POTRIGHT WITH THE CHAIR.
JT: I think we all saw that coming....Potright is out cold...Hanson swings
again at High Flyer. Tony Davis grabbing the chair in mid wind up. SMACKS
HANSON WITH IT.
Nikki: BOTH MEMBERS OF THE OUTCASTS ARE OUT COLD.
JT: No wait, Potright is starting to stir. He climbs up and into the ring.
High Flyer follows him. Potright with a dropkick, High Flyer jumps to his
feet, FLYER WITH A DROP KICK.
GP: Both men trading drop kicks. BOTH MEN OFF THE ROPES.
Nikki: DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE...HIGH FLYER AND SAMUEL POTRIGHT ARE BOTH LAID OUT
ON THE CANVAS.
JT: They both are reaching for the tag..oh this is so lame. Their going to
get the tag at the same time and it's going to be like every other match in
tag team history.
GP: Actually no. Potright goes after High Flyer before he can make the tag.
He drags him back into the ring and then makes his own tag.
Nikki: Paul Hanson in the ring now. The Outcasts have isolated High Flyer.
they play their cards right they could win this match. Hanson slams High
Flyer into the corner and starts working the knee.
JT: Good idea, he can't take to the air if he has no legs to jump
with..Hanson drapes the knee over the ropes...SLAMS HIS WEIGHT DOWN ON IT!!
Two more times....Hanson grabs the foot now and HANSON JUST BOUNCED HIGH
FLYERS KNEE OF THE MAT LIKE A BASKETBALL.
GP: Hanson with a quick tag to Potright. Potright and Hanson both work the
knee now. Davis comes into the help up...the ref stops him.
Nikki: POTRIGHT AND HANSON ARE BEATING ON HIGH FLYER, AND TONY DAVIS CAN DO
NOTHING ABOUT IT. THE REF IS DISTRACTED.
JT: High Flyer looks hurt...ref turns and sees Hanson...the ref now ordering
Hanson out of the ring. High Flyer with a quick slip away. He tags Davis.
GP: DAVIS IS A HOUSE OF FIRE...DAVIS CLOTHESLINE POTRIGHT...DAVIS CALLING
HANSON. HANSON STEPS IN
JT: The ref forcign Hanson back out of the ring. Potright grabs Davis by the
head, HE SLAMS HIM BACKWARDS ONTO THE MAT.
Nikki: That was a move of frustration...The Outcasts have given their all in
this match and don't know where to go know. Potright covers...
Nikki: Kickout by Davis. Potright slamming his head back against the
JT: OH MY GOD. HIGH FLYER JUST CAME FROM NO WHERE.
GP: HE JUST JUMPED ACROSS THE RING FROM THE TOP ROPE AND BROKE THE
COUNT...AND IN THE PROCESS LOOKS TO HAVE DONE SOME SERIOUS DAMAGE TO
JT: Davis and High Flyer team up on Potright. Davis takes him, High Flyer on
the ropes...something is up.
Nikki: Davis with a Super Rock Bottom...HIGH FLYER........
GP: HIGH FLYER WITH A FLOGSPLASH...NATURAL HIGH....V.I.A.G.R.A. WITH THE
NATURAL HIGH ON POTRIGHT.
JT: TONY DAVIS COVERS......
Meygon: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS..AND STILL IWO WORLD TAG TEAM
CHAMPIONS.....TONY DAVIS AND HIGH FLYER...TEAM V.I.A.G.R.A.!!!!!!!!
JT: That was a mind-blowing move by High Flyer and Tony Davis.
GP: It's a testament to their work as a team...they pulled it off here
Nikki: Yeah but they got something else to pull off now...Gunnar Smith and
Justin Shack are coming down the ramp.
JT: Smith and Shack meet up with Viagra...VIAGRA DOING THEIR BEST TO FIGHT
OUT WITH THEM, but they are tired. GUNNAR SMITH JUST NAILED HIGH FLYER IN
KNEES WITH SPAZ'S CHAIR...some one get some control in here.
(The Viking Force is seen leaving the building. An 18 wheeler strikes their
car and they die.)
GP: A twist of events just occured here at Gold and Glory when 'The Spaz
Event' interfered in the World Tag Team Title Match. A couple of guys no
one even knew existed. We have them on our monitors now. Guys, why? That's
all I can ask, why did you interfere in this match and what are your
Spaz: Our intentions are clear dumbass. For months I have been getting my
ass kicked all over the ring with no push what so ever. And I'm tired of
getting my ass kicked, so instead of being hungry for that piece of scrap
tin called the world title, I've decided to stick with what I do best, tag
The Main Event(TME): For a long time now I've been laying in a hospital bed
wondering if I was ever going to make it back to the wrestling business, and
here I stand now, making a name for myself here in the IWO along with my
long time partner Spaz.
Spaz: We interfered tonight for one reason and one reason alone and that is
for all you pathetic tag teams here in the IWO that think you are the
greatest are about to be exposed to a newer and far more talented team here
in the IWO which will bring the division back to life. We want a shot at
either set of those tag team titles and we will prove that we ARE a reckoned
force here in the IWO and that we are no pushovers. From this day forward,
you will no longer see the Spaz that was getting his ass whooped by everyone
in the league, and you will no longer see the Spaz that no one has ever
heard of. You will see a Spaz become immortalized as we become the greatest
tag team the IWO has ever witnessed.
TME: And we won't stop, til we get what we want. Prepare yourselves IWO for
the Tag Team Revolution also known as, 'The Spaz Event'....see you in the
JT: Wow, some powerful words from The Spaz Event. But do you really think
these guys can make it in the IWO?
Nikki: They were unbeatable in the IML3, so we'll see how things go here in
the IWO for them. Who knows, after what we saw tonight, anything is
North American Title Match
Fourway Dance... Anything Goes
Michael Dudley vs. Scott Stone vs. Al Coholic vs. Rob
GP: Well JT, this next match is a anything goes,
fourway dance for the North American title, currently
held by IWO Mid-card legend, Rob Kestler.
JT: Well, if this match is anything goes, then there
is sure to be tons of BLOOD!
Nikki: Your so freaking gross, I mean look at what
Kestler did to Levine on Hostile Takeover, that was
GP: Well let's go to the ring, as we kick this match
Meygon: Ladies and gentlemen, this bout is schedualed
for one fall and is an anything goes, fourway dance
for the IWO North American Championship!!! Coming to
the ring first, he stands at 6'1, weighs in at 227
pounds, he hails from Beverly Hills, California and is
the master of the Black Thursday, here is former IWO
Tag Team, and 2 time IC Tag Team, also former 2 time
North American, and World Heavyweight champion(Not
meaning he has the title)... MICHAEL DUDLEY!!!!
['Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)' by the Offspring plays
over the speakers as Michael Dudley walks out hyped as
ever, with Caren at his side. He gets into the ring
and tests the ropes as Meygon continues.]
Meygon: His opponent, standing at 6'4, he weighs 240
pounds, from Scranton, PA, the master of the Suicidal
Tendancies, he is former IWO Pacific and Television
Champion, also former 2 time Tag Team Champion, he is
'SUICIDAL' SCOTT STONEEEE!!!
['Scott's a Dork' by Reel Big Fish begins to play over
the PA as 'Suicidal' Scott Stone walks out of the
back. He seems pretty pumped up as he gets in, he
bounces off the ropes and starts jawing at Dudley.]
Meygon: Their opponent, standing at 6'7, weighing in
at 269 pounds, hailing from Myrtle Beach, SC and
master of the Happy Hour, he is former 2 time North
American Champion, United States Champion, 3 time
Extreme Champion, and IC Tag Team Champion, AL
['A Certain Shade of Green' by Incubus comes on as Al
Coholic comes out as shitfaced as ever and staggers
into the ring, passing out in his corner, while Dudley
and Stone continue to argue, not even noticing.]
Meygon: Last but not least, their opponent, standing
at 6'6 and weighs a big 313 pounds, he hails from
Minneapolis, MN and is the master of the Call from
Beyond, he is former United States Champion, and
current North American champion, also one half of the
IC Tag Champions.... ROB KESTLER!
['Stayin' Alive' by Ozzy Osbourne plays over the
speakers as Rob Kestler walks out wearing the North
American championship around his waist, and his IC tag
title over his shoulder, he also has the chinese sword
he used to decapitate Evan Levine. He sets it in his
corner as he hands the ref his belts.]
*DING! DING! DING!*
GP: Here we go! Dudley and Stone start hammering each
other with lefts and rights and it appears Kestler is
sitting in the corner looking at porn!!
JT: Al Coholic is passed out right in front of
Kestler, if he is smart he will cover him before
Dudley or Stone takes the oppertunity to try it!
Nikki: Dudley taking down Stone with a huge
clothesline! Stone holding his head seems to be down
for a little while, giving Dudley the chance to charge
GP: He hits Kestler with a hard spinning heel kick and
it sends Kestler over the top rope!! Dudley grabs the
porno magazine and starts tearing it!
JT: Look at Kestler! Haha! He's picking up the pieces
and crying! This is unbelieveable! He is crying over a
torn porno magazine!!
Nikki: Stone is back up and grabs Dudley from behind,
nailing a high impact reverse DDT! Kestler is in the
ring checking on Al!
GP: What an idiot! He is supposed to PIN Al Coholic,
not check up on him!! Stone seems to be walking to the
corner, but he trips over Kestler's foot and hits his
Nikki: What an interesting match, Kestler is like the
only one not injured or passed out!
GP: Not for long! Dudley grabs Kestler by the hair and
tosses him all the way to the other side of the ring!
Dudley runs at Kestler and nails a legdrop! Dudley
picks up Kestler and Hurricanrana! OH MY GOD! That
tossed Kestler out of the ring, this could end it for
the current NA Champion Folks!
JT: Well Scott Stone is back up and looks down at Al
Coholic, he picks the drunk up and SUICIDAL
TENDANCIES! He Covers and this will end it, ONE, TWO,
DUDLEY STOPS IT! MY GOD!
Nikki: Well Dudley is a strong man, and Stone just
couldn't figure he'd get the win this early in the
matchup, since he has THREE people to watch out for!
JT: Look at this! Stone is back into Dudley's face and
Kestler from behind with a low blow that took down
BOTH men! Kestler stands up and spits on them! He
covers Dudley and the pin attempt is stopped by AL
GP: The drunk is up and he's on fire. A left to Stone,
a right to Dudley and a DDT to Kestler! He's taking
all these men down with three moves, he stands up and
screams like a drunken madman!!
JT: Well damn, Al Coholic clearing the ring of the
other three people in this match, kind of weird don't
you think? I mean I'd never think to see Al do that!
Nikki: Dudley coming from behind and clipping out
Coholic's leg! Al is down and in pain, Dudley stomps
on the leg! Meanwhile on the outside, Stone and
Kestler are brawling and Stone is beating the hell out
JT: Dudley picks Coholic up and drops him with a back
suplex and Dudley with the cover! One! Two!
Thr....NOO!! The drunken Al Coholic kicks out! Dudley
begins stomping on Al!!
GP: Look at Stone beating on Kestler! Inside Cresent
kick!! Kestler goes flying into the guardrail!! Stone
slides into the ring and nails a clothesline to the
back of Dudley's head!!
Nikki: Stone picks up Dudley and throws him into the
ropes, Stone comes off the other set of ropes and
levels Dudley with a HIGH IMPACT SPEAR!! Dudley looks
to be out, and Stone covers! One! Two! Kestler is in
the ring! He stops the pin and Stone is pissed!!
JT: Stone and Kestler are hitting each other with
lefts and rights and Kestler's hits seem to be getting
the advantage of Scott Stone!
GP: Coholic and Dudley are going at it again! Coholic
seems to be setting Dudley up for the Happy Hour! If
he hits this, the match will most definitly be over!
Nikki: Al is too drunk to lift Dudley up, Dudley turns
it into a fishermen's suplex, and he let's go! He is
pounding on Al and it doesn't seem Al is going to be
getting up from this beating!
JT: Stone and Keslter are going at it! Kestler swings
and Stone ducks, he has him hooked up for the Suicidal
Tendancies!! All he has to do is hit this and get the
Nikki: Dudley from behind clipping Stone's leg!
Kestler plants Stone with a nice looking DDT! Dudley
levels Kestler from behind with a scoop revserse DDT!!
GP: Al is still laying there while Dudley picks up
Stone and Kestler, he has them both by their heads...
SMASH! He just busted their heads together, and
they're both busted open! My God!
JT: BLOOD! Dudley is laughing at them! He's laughing
so hard he fell out of the ring! A bloody Kestler and
a bloody Stone are going at it with fists! Hitting
each other in the spot where they're busted open!
Nikki: This match is like really bloody! I don't want
to see this! Dudley slides back into the ring. He
shoves Stone into Kestler, who backs into the
referee!! The ref is out!
GP: This is bad news, look what has happened WITH the
ref, now let's see what happens WITHOUT the ref!
Dudley is smacking their heads together aga... no
wait! They block and both hit him!
JT: Dudley is down and those two idiots are going at
it once again! Al is still out, and this thing is
getting crazier by the minute, the next thing you know
someone is going to come out and do guest commentary!
Nikki: JT, when you speak like that, something always
happens!! Stone hitting a hard kick to the gut, and he
powerbombs Kestler to the mat and makes the cover,
there is no ref you idiot!
[All of a sudden the lights in the arena dim. The fans
are going crazy, and the wrestlers are still brawling
with each other, not caring about what is happening.]
GP: What the hell is going on! It appears as if
something is going to happen soon, because the lights
in the damn arena don't dim for no reason! There's
music playing, by I can't make out the words!
JT: Let me think here, I know I have heard this song
before, but it's pretty hard to tell the words, I
think it's something like, The soldiers marching are
prepared for war...
Nikki: That's a song, called 'Souljahs Marching' and
it's MIKE EXTREME'S THEME SONG! MY GOD! You don't
think he is going to come out and interfere do you?
[All of a sudden the lights come back on and Mike
Extreme is standing behind GP, and in the ring, Stone
and Dudley are brawling it out. Mike Extreme lifts up
GP's chair with one hand and scares the hell out of
GP. GP falls out of the chair and hits his head on the
guardrail, knocking him unconcious.]
Mike Extreme: Opps, I guess I'll have to take his
place and do commentary for this match! No, I didn't
mean to drop him on the steel railing... I just meant
to scare him!
[Mike Extreme sits down with a vicious grin on his
face. He puts on the headset and begins to do
commentary in the place of the fallen GP.]
JT: Man Mike, that was funny when you dropped GP! I
mean his head snapped when he hit the railing! MY GOD!
STONE'S HEAD SNAPPED AS DUDLEY DROPPED HIM ACROSS THE
Mike Extreme: Dudley is one vicious son of a *****!
The man has alot of talent, well not as much as me,
but we're not here to talk about me, Dudley beating
the living hell out of Stone right now!
Nikki: Dudley picks Stone up, whips him into the ropes
and nails the clothesline from hell! Stone just did a
360 and he doesn't seem to be getting up! Dudley is
looking around, but doesn't see anyone!
JT: Speaking of anyone, where in the hell is Kestler,
the man is the champion and he is about to let his
title slip away as Dudley covers! One! Two! KICKOUT!
Mike Extreme: That right there was a close one! Dudley
almost became the new IWO North American Champion!!
Dudley is so pissed that he continues to stomp the
hell out of Stone!
Nikki: Look at the viciousness Dudley is showing! Can
you believe this!? He looks like he is going to tear
Stone's head off. Dudley throws Stone into the corner
and walks over!
GP: Dudley puts Stone on his shoulders, leaps off and
tosses Stone... TOP ROPE GUTBUSTER! MY GOD! I think
Stone is dead, Dudley covers only to get a two count!
Mike Extreme: Haha! Dudley is NOT going to put Stone
out like that. Stone is a hell of a fighter and trust
me, the guy has tons of heart. He is going to give
this match everything he has!
JT: The ref is still down and Al is waking up! Al is
coming over here, he grabs a chair! He goes into the
ring, he's aiming for Dudley, Dudley ducks! HE HIT
Mike Extreme: Dudley drops Al Coholic! Stone is out,
Dudley goes up top and he's signaling for the BLACK
THURSDAY! HE HITS IT! ONE! TWO! THREE!!
JT: We have a new North American Champion!
[Mike Extreme grabs the NA title and slides into the
ring. He hands it to Dudley and congratulates him,
then he charges and leaps out of the ring onto a
fallen Kestler. He continues to beat Kestler until
Psycho Jay, and Brian Geller come out. Team Hugo Boss
charges out from the back and attacks the three. They
beat them, and then leave the ringside area as we go
to the next match.]
Gold and Glory Tournament Finals
Psycho Jay vs. Phyre
('Drag You Down' by Finger Eleven begins to play. President John is making
his way out. He gets in the ring, he has a microphone.)
President John - This tournament started after Beach Party. The winner of
this tournament is going to get a World Title shot at Heatstroke. A lot of
people in the back have been asking me, how the hell can I guy like Phyre
main event Heatstroke, because trust me, Phyre IS going to win this match..
I refuse to let some stupid son of a bitch get a chance at the World Title.
It's bad enough he held it before.
(Psycho Jay comes out. He is beaten from his match earlier. Vincent is not
with him. Jay gets in the ring. He grabs the microphone from John.)
Psycho Jay - What is your problem man? Just because I hurt your feelings you
want to screw me out of my chance?
President John - You decided your faith earlier this week Jay. Think of me
as your master. I tell you what to do and when to do it. If you do it wrong,
then you can go to hell. You WILL NOT win this match. As a matter of fact,
Phyre, come out here now. Jay, I want you to LAY DOWN for him!!!
Psycho Jay - WHAT?!?!
('Phyre makes his way out. He has a smile on his face. He gets in the ring.)
President John - I give to you, the new number one contender for the WORLD
TITLE!!! Now Jay, LAY DOWN!!!
Psycho Jay - You can't make me.
President John - Do it or you are fired!!!
(Jay shakes his head. He goes to the mat.)
President John - Now Phyre....
(John removes his coat. He has on a refree shirt.)
President John - I am proud to do this for you... Go ahead, take your title
shot at Heatstroke...
(Phyre goes down to cover Jay.. WAIT!!! JOHN NAILS PHYRE IN THE BACK OF THE
HEAD WITH THE MICROPHONE!!! IT SHATTERS!!! Phyre drops to the mat. Jay
COVERS HIM!!! JOHN COUNTS....1....2.......3!!!!)
Winner and #1 Contender for the IWO World Title - Psycho Jay
(VP William comes out. He has a microphone. He gets in the ring. He hands
the microphone to John.)
President John - And again, I say you people will never learn. Jay and I are
the same. We like to hurt people mentally and physically. Jay is going to
Heatstroke to face the World Champion.
(Michael Dudley comes out to the ring. He gets in John's face.)
Michael Dudley - I want that match at Heatstroke. I am the North American
Champion and I deserve the title shot! Not this idiot.
(Rob Kestler comes from the back.)
Rob Kestler - I was screwed tonight, I deserve the title shot.
President John - Do you believe this Jay? Everyone is bitching at me for a
title shot at Heatstroke. Do you think it is time?
President John - Ok.. Ok... Lets make all my fans love me... Heatstroke..
Mall Brawl 2000... 10 men... For the World Title... Kestler, Jay, Dudley,
and even you Phyre.. You will be involved in that match... Plus of course
the World Champ. So that is 5 of the 10. The rest of you I will name on
Hostile Takeover. And if you ask me, NO, you won't have that spot!!! Oh
yeah.. One more thing. I don't like the Tag Team scene. The Outcasts are the
new IC Tag Champs. Anyone has a problem with that, please feel free to go
(John and Jay exit the ring. Jay and John take off their shirts to reveal
shirts that read 'BEST BUDDIES 4-LIFE')
IWO World Title Match
I Respect You Match
Capital Punishment -c- vs. The Vietnam Veteran vs. Moonstone vs. The Grim Reaper
Videotape-1 year ago Gold & Glory 1999)
BSW: THERE IT IS!!!! THE PURPLE HEART!!!! THE CROWD IS ON ITS FEET
HERE AS TONY DAVIS IS TRYING TO FIGHT THE HOLD!!! BOTH MEN
BLEEDING PROFUSELY!!!! DAVIS IS STARTING TO DROP THE ARMS!!!!
ZABLOCKI CHECKS IT!!! IT FALLS ONCE !!! IT FALLS TWICE!!!! ONCE MORE
ITS OVER!!!!! THERE IT IS (DING DING DING DING DING DING DING)
Ring Announcer: The winner in his final match THE VIETNAM VETERAN!!!!!
Announcer: Or so we thought. One year ago we were saying goodbye to the man
who had brought us a great deal of memories. He called himself The Vietnam
Veteran. The fans called him a legend. He had retired from the sport not
because of a lack of talent but because of a deadly cancer that had been
spotted in his brain. We never thought we'd see Leonardo Henry McGwire aka
The Vietnam Veteran again.
The Vietnam Veteran: As I was standing there recieving the cheers of the
crowd I was thinking. 'Thank you all for caring about me and the things that
I do. I'm gonna miss you.' I have been fortunate that outside of the first 6
months of my career I've been cheered. I never proclaimed myself to be a
great man, a great wrestler. Just one who fought with all he had in him
night, every match. I was lucky that while my retirement was forced by the
cancer I had things I was able to do that helped ease the knowledge that I
wasn't going to wrestle anymore.
Announcer: A mere 48 hours after the deafening cheers of Madison Square
Garden, the Veteran laid in the quiet of a hospital surgical room. There a
team of surgeons performed an operation to remove some of the cancer. It was
a delicate operation. One wrong move and he could die or be a vegetable. The
surgury was called a partial success. 40% of the cancer could not be removed
because of its location in the Veterans brain. Then came the hard part.
Chemotherapy. It was not a pretty site. The Veteran lost almost all his
His weight dropped in 4 months from 275 pounds to 230 from the combination
appitite loss and the throwing up of the little food he would eat.
Katie McGwire: Do you have any idea how hard it was? To watch the man you
love, the man who had an endurence that went all day and all night suddenly
become exhausted after only a few minutes? A man with beautiful hair
thin, fraile, or falling out?
Dr. Marla Roberts: That was perhaps the toughest time those two ever went
through. How do you deal with Leo? If you tried to be sympathetic he'd be
angry because he didn't want to feel like an invalid. If you tried to be
supportive he'd explain that his chances for a full recovery was far from
certain. You were danged if you did, you were danged if you didn't.
Katie: There would be times when I'd get so angry with him that I'd say
things that I later regretted. Just before things went to far I got some
advice from Marla. Don't talk about the cancer. Don't talk about the
treatment. Just let him know you love him and let the rest just happen.
The Vietnam Veteran: It was wonderful to hear that the cancer had been
eliminated in October. I had been retired 3 months and had no desire to
return. Of course being 230 pounds, hadn't done any real workout since the
final match, and just the thought of doing all that traveling, forcing Katie
go through what she does in all my matches. It just wasn't worth it. I was
ready for new challenges.
Announcer: One of those challenges was to be reunited with his biological
family. At Gold & Glory he was introduced to the family he had never known
The Vietnam Veteran: After saying hello I didn't know what else to do.
Katie: How do you fill in a void of 53 years? It was awkward in the
beginning. The family tried to make him feel at home. It would take several
visits before he started feeling comfortable hearing words like 'uncle' and
'brother'. He still can't bring himself to call his mother as mom or mother.
I guess he feels still like Sister Orea was his mother since she was the one
most responsible for raising him.
Announcer: From there The Veteran returned home. He was enjoying retirement.
Some of his health was returning though he was a long way from where he was
as a wrestler. During this time he'd pass the time by helping out at the
orphanage where he grew up, working with the local and sometimes state
government over laws that were being proposed. He even spoke at fundraisers
for the Republican Party to help raise money. In the fall he even was an
assistant coached to a Walter Camp football team. He didn't appear to need
Katie: When I took the call from the IWO in early November, I felt my blood
freeze. I told them point blank that Leo wasn't going to wrestle anymore,
that he didn't want to. You could imagine my surprise when all they wanted
him for was as a speaker, a talent scout, and occasionally a teacher for the
new IWO training center to give the place a little credibility.
Veteran: When I was introduced to the reporters I heard the gasps. I knew I
still looked bad but I felt good about what I was doing. I was still in the
business and yet not wrestling. Also they gave Angel (Katie) a job in their
legal department. Its a lot of fun kissing your wife as you go to work and
then work with her all day. We got along well but if I was wrong about
something she wasn't afraid to tell me. We also promised we wouldn't bring
our work home with us. That I think is why our marraige avoided any
Announcer: In December 1999 The Vietnam Veteran was tabbed to be the special
guest referee for the 90 Iron Man match which was the main event. Some
were concerned that he wouldn't last without falling apart. Veteran took it
as a challenge and in typical Veteran fashion trained diligently. At the end
of the match Veteran had done two things. #1 lasted the full 90 minutes
without faultering and #2 managed to stay unbiased, calling the match down
the middle at all times. Even though there was controversy over the fact
time was still left when the bell rang no blame could be cast on The
As always he remained true to himself.
Working behind the scenes Veteran had influence which he was careful to
use. He'd work with the younger wrestlers not only on moves at the IWO
training facility which is jokingly referred to as The Headlock Womb but on
interview styles, how to get a point across, and sometimes even a person's
ring attire. If the person refused to listen he wouldn't get upset. He just
went and kept doing his job. He was happy and it looked like he would never
wrestle again after all.
The Vietnam Veteran: There has always been politics to a degree in this
business. You can't avoid it no matter how hard you try. Still when John
decided to push out some of the men who had made the IWO what it was I
couldn't approve it. Not in my heart.
Announcer: Then the Co-VP of the federation John had started a campaign to
drive out the established stars of the IWO in the belief that new blood was
needed. Better looking men, men who would appeal to the women and boost
ratings. The established stars began to find themselves in situations they
Katie: I remember when John told me to make the contract for Capital
Punishment to fight 6 men. He told me that if any wrestler interfered that
they could be legally fired under the terms of the contract. I didn't like
but I had to do my job and I did my job. That night Leo could see I was
upset. I knew Leo was upset about the direction the company was taking. He
had nothing against the new guys succeeding...
The Vietnam Veteran: This is a tough business any under normal situations
person who becomes successful should be applauded. Problem was this
was anything but normal.
Katie: ...He just wanted to make sure they earned it just like he had. As we
growled our frustration back and forth he said something about wishing he
could be able to mess with Johns plan. He didn't like Capital Punishment
much, I wouldn't call them friends, actually I don't think the two ever said
anything more between them than 'hi'
The Vietnam Veteran: I knew the moment I did what I did there would be
repercussions. I knew I'd be fired and very likely Katie would too. We
all night about it. She was pregnant with our children and one of the
we took this job was to help pay the extra bills that a child would
represent. We had talked about Katie retiring and being a full time mom.
Confronting John though would put that at risk. She knew how I felt and told
me to go for it.
Katie: When a job makes you as unhappy as it was making Leo there is no
reason to stay if you have the finances to support yourself.
Announcer: On Monday Night Mayhem, with a television audience looking on The
Veteran struck. Once Co-VP John announced he was going to referee the match
involving Capital Punishment Veteran went into action. He put John in The
Purple Heart ordering the opponents to leave or else he'd kill him. Once the
ring had been cleared Veteran spoke, as only he could.
Veteran: John, what you are doing is wrong. More to the point I think you
know its wrong but you just don't care......If these guys you are supporting
are worthy they can make it without your help......You made me prove myself,
not just to the board but to the fans as well....I want to make the IWO so
strong that it doesn't need me anymore.
Announcer: The then Co-VP was hardly moved.
Co-VP John: I've listened to your speech and I've come to a conclusion.
You're nuts!!! If you want to keep your job and your wifes then you and
will have to wrestle 3 times!!!!!
Announcer: At that point Titan came out in support of The Veteran. A match
was proposed that if Veteran and Titan could beat Michael Dudley and Zombie
they could keep their jobs. The match was accepted, then just before the
match started John, who had become the man in charged of the federation
Titan. It looked like Veteran was in trouble. Veteran had his own thoughts.
Veteran: I'LL KICK BOTH YOUR ASSES MYSELF. COME OUT HERE AND I'LL KICK YOUR
ASSES THE OLD FASHIONED WAY!!!!
Announcer: As Zombie and Dudley approached Veteran his trademark Napalm
fireball struck sending both men running from the ring ditching the clothes
that were spreading fire. The Veteran served notice that he was still a
dangerous man. He thought it would be just a one match deal. Then things
started getting a little complicated.
Veteran: I never thought anybody would want to wrestle a guy who had retired
for one year. I just thought I'd do the one match then go home. Then a wierd
things started happening. I was getting challenges. More to the point I was
getting challenges for titles! Maybe they thought I'd be a pushover and that
a victory over me would elevate them to a higher status.
Announcer: His first scheduled match that actually happened was against
Capital Punishment for the North American title. After 20 minutes both men
were standing yet the champ offered a 5 minute extenstion. In that 5 minute
period The Veteran got him in his finisher, The Purple Heart. The champ
fought valiently to not tap until the time limit had expired. The match was
declared a draw, yet in Veteran's eyes he felt like he had failed.
Shortly after that Capital Punishment won the worlds title and a
rematched was offered to The Veteran. Like their first match it was a
grueling one. It took a total of 4 Death Penalties, the last one through the
table before the champion was able to get the victory.
Capital Punishment and The Veteran then teamed up to defeat their
opponents Moonstone and Grim Reaper. Now its on to Gold & Glory for a chance
to finally do what he had not been able to. Become world champion of the
This may be his last shot and The Veteran knows it.
The Vietnam Veteran: At the time of the match I'll be 54 years and 5 days
old. The key word here is old. I'm not only fighting those three opponents
I'm also fighting father time. I like my chances here. I am the only
in this match who uses a submission hold on a regular basis. Also I would
stack The Purple Heart against any other hold from wrestling or even the
Announcer: How does the Veteran feel about possibly winning the world title
exactly one year after he had retired.
The Vietnam Veteran: It would be sort of ironic. Thing is though that I've
got 3 guys who want to deny that. I won't think about the irony though until
I have accomplished my mission.
Announcer: For the last week plus, a caravan from Surprise Arizona has been
taking The Veteran to his ultimate destination. He will have a lot of
supporters when he arrives in Orlando. Will it be enough to aid Veteran in
his ultimate quest? Or will he simply be known as the greatest IWO wrestler
to have never won the worlds title. The answers will come very soon.
GP: Well fans, it's now the moment that we've been waiting for! One, if not
the most anticipated matches in the IWO's entire history is about to take
place. Four veterans, Vietnam Veteran, Grim Reaper, Moonstone, and the IWO
world's champion, Capital Punishment, step into the ring with one question
their mind. Survival.
JT: Very true Greg. Tonight, it's no a normal match. Oh no. Not something
where you can hook one move and get a quick win in five minutes. That's not
what this is about. What we've got is four men going at it where the ONLY
to win is the make your opponent say the words, 'I quit.' No pin falls, no
DQ, no count out, and no knock outs. You're NOT going to see someone pass
and the match end. They will say, 'I quit.'
GP: Yeah, and when you consider that they've thrown the IWO title, the most
presitgious title of all time into the picture, you know that none of the
are going to go in there even considering surrender. I don't even know if
they would quit anyway, but with that title invovled, it's going to take the
face of death itself to make these men call it quits. Guys, who are you
Nikki: Well, I'm going to have to say Vietnam Veteran will take the win
tonight. As you all know, I've spent the past few weeks with Vietnam Veteran
on his caravan from his home in Surprise, Arizona with all the children from
the orphanage to here, and he looks ready.
(The camera cuts to all the children from the orphanage and some nuns in the
audience. The children jump up as Nikki keeps talking.)
Nikki: He always had a jovial move about him and never once raised his voice
the entire time he was on the trip, and believe me, there were some times I
couldn't understand why he didn't. In that same note, there was always some
kind seriousness and feeling that he HAD to win this match with him. Like
said Greg, Vietnam Veteran will be dead before he says he quits.
(The shot cuts back to the announcers.)
GP: Interesting incites on tonights main event. JT? Who do you think?
JT: Before I answer, I've GOT to say that I know this match is going to be
close. So close, in fact, that it's really hard to pick a winner. However,
the biggest thing in my mind is who has the most reason to win it. Capital
Punishment's biggest problem is that he is already the champion. I've
that when you're challenging for a title, you have an extra drive in you to
work harder and win the belt.
GP: Very true.
JT: Capital Punishment is the champion, so he knows that even if he loses
tonight, he'll still be in contention. He also has to know that no matter
what happens, this thing will always be three on one. ALL those men want to
take Cappy's title away, and since this is an elmination match, it doesn't
matter who eliminates him. It's more important that someone does. Then
got Grim Reaper. Reaper has held the title before, however, his reign was
short and he NEVER got another fair shot at it. His drive is to win the belt
that he feels he was cheated out of. Then, you've got Veteran, a guy who is
in the hall of fame, but has never held a title in the IWO. His greatness
always above the titles. Now, he wants to prove why he is in the hall of
by winning tonight. He also has those kids in the crowd, and you know he
doesn't want to let them down. Finally, you've got Moonstone. While
has a reason to win, he has less than the other challengers. He's held the
title before. In fact, he was the first to hold it. Now, he wants to regain
the title he once had. A good reason, but not as good as Veteran or Reaper.
I'm going to have to go with Reaper on this one, in a close bout with
coming in second.
GP: Great comments JT. My pick is going to have to be Capital Punishment,
even though JT had some good points about the champion going into title
matches. This day and age in the IWO doesn't see many long reigning
champions. Hell, the title changed hands three times this month. However,
Capital Punishment is no average wrestler. He's always wanted to hold the
world's title, a title that was very reclusive from him for the better part
of his long career. Now that he has it, you have to feel that he doesn't
to be in that spot that he has to get the belt back again. Capital
will walk away with the title tonight. NOW, let's get to Meygon for the ring
(The shot cuts to Meygon in the ring.)
Meygon: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time....FOR THE MAIN EVENT!
(The fans give a HUGE pop.)
Meygon: Here are the rules for tonight's match. It will be an elimination
match where the ONLY way to eliminate an opponent is to make them say the
words 'I QUIT!'
(The fans pop.)
Meygon: Decisions count anywhere in the state of Florida, and the last man
the match will be crowned the IWO world's champion.
(The fans pop. 'Sugar' by System of a Down starts as the fans pop even
louder. Capital Punishment walks out with the IWO world's title belt and the
fans get EXTREMELY loud.)
Meygon: FIRST! Coming to the ring! He stands six feet nine and weighs 321
pounds! He hails from Washington, DC and is the master of the Death Penalty!
He is a former six time IWO North American champion, a former IWO IC tag
champion, and is the current IWO world's champion! HE IS......CAPITAL
JT: There he is. A man who spent his entire career chasing after the world
title that he FINALLY has. You can bet he doesn't want to lose it. I'm still
going with Grim Reaper with the win though.
GP: Well, I still say Cappy will retain. Like you said, he doesn't want to
lose the title, and in a lot of ways, it is his choice if he loses this
or not. Only he can say 'I quit' for himself, and I don't think he has those
words in him.
('Intolerance' by Tool starts as the fans begin to boo VERY loudly.
comes out and makes his way to the ring as the fans give him TONS of heat.
doesn't seem to notice it.)
Meygon: COMING TO THE RING AT THIS TIME! He stands an even six feet and
weighs a 220 pounds! He hails from Parts Unknown and is the master of the
Dark Soul Driver! He is the IWO's first ever world champion! HE
Nikki: Now, that man is just scary.
GP: I'll say. His evilness isn't in the things he does, it's the way he
I mean, look at the guy. He is cruel. Even though we didn't pick him to win,
he's still got to be a huge favorite to walk out the new champion.
JT: Yeah. He's got the right attitude to make one of these guys quit
The thing is, these aren't normal wrestlers and it's going to take something
extra to make these guys say it tonight.
('Devil Without A Cause' by Kid Rock starts as the fans begin to boo loudly.
Grim Reaper walks out towards the ring and the fans begin booing even louder
out of hate for him.)
Meygon: NEXT! COMING TO THE RING! He stands six feet eleven and weighs in at
a 320 pounds! He hails from Death Valley, California and is the master of
Death Wish! He is a former IWO North American champion and a former IWO
world's champion! HE IS.....GRIM REAPER!
JT: My God Reaper looks ready tonight.
Nikki: Very true.
JT: I mean, here's a guy who held the world's title, gets screwed out of it,
and has to wait till NOW to get even one rematch! It's just not fair.'
GP: A lot of people agree with you there JT. Grim Reaper is one of the msot
udner rated supserstars of all time, and he hasn't gotten many shots in his
tenure in the IWO. Could this be his night to regain the gold he once had?
JT: In my opinion, yes.
('The Ultimate Warrior's WWF Theme' starts as the fans give a HUGE pop. All
the children from the orphanage stand up and start cheering as loud as they
can. The Vietnam Veteran walks out and the fans give the biggest pop of the
night. He has a hand made title belt that the orphans gave him around his
Meygon: AND FINALLY! He stands six foot six and weighs a 275 pounds! He
from Surprise, Arizona and is the master of the Purple Heart! HE
Nikki: LOOK AT THE LOOK ON HIS FACE! THERE'S THE NEXT IWO WORLD'S CHAMPION!
GP: He looks like he's ready, and he's got the fans support tonight! Just
look at all the children standing up and cheering for the Veteran tonight!
JT: And we should point out that the belt that Veteran is wearing right now
was a gift from the orphans he brought to the pay per view tonight. They all
made it and hope that it brings Veteran good luck in tonights match.
GP: Well, he's certainly going to need that with all the guys in the ring
wrestling at their best tonight. You won't see ANY of these men hold
back tonight. It should also be noted that we have about twelve referees
assigned to this match, just to ensure that a submission is recorded, and
that this action can go anywhere needed to have this match end.
*Ding, Ding, Ding*
GP: Fans, this one won't be for the faint at heart. Here we go.
JT: The wrestlers each go to one of the four corners and start staring at
another.....these men are waiting for someone else to make the first move,
and this hault at the begginging has to be incredibly annoying for each
wrestler in this match.
GP: Moonstone paces towards the middle of the ring and looks
around.....MOONSTONE CHARGES TOWARDS VIETNAM VETERAN AND GRIM REAPER GOES
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT! WE'VE GOT A TITLE MATCH ON OUR HANDS!
JT: Reaper hits Cappy with a close line that knocks him into his
corner.....Reaper starts delivering huge knees to the chest of Cappy. It's
not every day you see Cappy treated like this, but then again, Reaper is not
an average big man! Cappy now tries to push out of the corner and go after
Reaper.....Reaper with a big right hand to the forehead of Cappy!
GP: Vietnam Veteran ducks one of Moonstone's blows and sets up
Moonstone....tremendous DDT by Veteran! Veteran now drives his knee into the
knee of Moonstone.....great move, as if Veteran takes out Moonstone's knee,
Moonstone's finisher won't happen tonight! Veteran now hooks on an inverted
Boston crab on that knee of Moonstone.
JT: Reaper now grabs Cappy and sets him up under his arm.....he pulls him up
and we're going to see a suplex from the big man.....AND HE BRINGS CAPPY
FOWARD! HUGE FACE BUSTER BY REAPER! I have NEVER seen anyone ever put
Punishment in this kind of position!
GP: Veteran continues to work on the knee of Moonstone with that inverted
Boston crab....AND A HUGE CLOSE LINE FROM BEHIND BY GRIM REAPER! Veteran
down as Moonstone begins to pulls himself up....Reaper lifts Veteran up for
suplex....and drops him chest first over the top ring rope!
Nikki: Veteran just hangs on the top rope as Reaper throws several hard
rights and lefts into Veteran's skull.....Moonstone slides outside of the
ring and grabs Veteran by the legs....MOONSTONE SNAPS VETERAN DOWN NECK
ONTO THE HARD FLOOR! Veteran may be out cold!
GP: Moonstone now grabs Veteran by the hair and pulls him up....he sets
Veteran up on his shoulders and has him face towards the ring.....Reaper
to the top AND WE MAY SEE A DOOMSDAY DEVICE FROM THE INSIDE TO THE OUTSIDE
THE RING! IF THEY HIT THIS, VETERAN MAY BE DONE FOR!
JT: Reaper is set to fly......AND HE IS STOPPED BY CAPPY! Cappy grabs him
from the top rope....HUGE BELLY-TO-BACK SUPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE FROM CAPPY!
GP: Moonstone is trying to hold Veteran on his shoulders, but is having a
hard time doing so.....Veteran spinds around....HURICARANA ON THE OUSTIDE OF
THE RING! I'VE NEVER SEEN THE VETERAN PULL OFF A MOVE LIKE THAT IN MY ENTIRE
TENURE IN THE IWO!
JT: Capital Punishment now DRIVES his huge boot into the face of Grim
Reaper.....blood is starting to flow from Reaper's face, and Cappy has
Reaper's nose at this point. Cappy takes his foot off and drops a HUGE
onto the stomach of Reaper....Cappy runs into the ropes.....AND HE DROPS A
LEG ACROSS THE NECK OF REAPER!
GP: Look at the determination in Reaper.....he's slowly pulling himself
up....AND CAPPY GRABS THE NECK OF REAPER AND ROLLS FOWARD! Great move, and
we're really seeing Cappy pulls some moves he normally wouldn't. It really
shows you how much each of these men want to walk away with the gold
Nikki: On the outside of the ring, Veteran is working over Moonstone with an
array of moves.....Veteran puts Moonstone's head under the ring and grabs
legs.....VETERAN SLING SHOTS MOONSTONE INTO THE BOTTOM OF THE RING! THAT MAY
HAVE BROKEN HIS FACE!
GP: And Veteran doesn't let go! He pulls Moonstone out from under the
ring.....Veteran sling shots him over the top of the retaining barrier and
into the fans! We're about to see what they were talking about when they
decisions count anywhere in the state of Flordia!
JT: Moonstone slowly gets up...and Veteran dives over the retaining barrier
and lands on Moonstone! The fans are trying to swarm, but security holds
back. Veteran tries to choke Moonstone out, but Moonstone throws Veteran
his body....Moonstone rolls back and starts delivering blows to Veteran's
face....the orphans are now around the fight and are cheering Veteran on.
GP: Veteran sees the children...and he pushes Moonstone up! Veteran delivers
a huge head butt to Moonstone and Veteran gets up.....Veteran now grabs
Moonstone and sets him up....Veteran hits a spinning DDT onto the concrete
and Moonstone is hurting! The ref now askes Moonstone.
Ref: Moonstone, do you quit?
Moonstone: LIKE HELL I QUIT!
JT: And Moonstone springs to his feet and delivers a fast blow to the head
Veteran! He hits another.....Moonstone grabs Veteran and hits a running
bulldog! The men are now out of the area of the audience and are close to
back area....Veteran is down and looks like he's hurting bad!
Nikki: Veteran has some blood coming out of his forehead now and Moonstone
up waiting for him to get up.....Veteran stumbles to his feet and looks at
Moonstone.....Moonstone charges at Veteran.....VETERAN LIFTS MOONSTONE UP
HITS HIM HEAD FIRST ONTO THE CONCRETE STEPS LEADING TO THE SECOND FLOOR! MY
GOD! IF MOONSTONE'S FACE WASN'T BROKEN BEFORE NOW, IT IS!
GP: We've got something going on back in the ring. Cappy is setting up
for something....HUGE POWERBOMB TO REAPER! HE ALMOST BROKE THROUGH THE DAMN
RING! Cappy now grabs Reaper by the legs.....HE PUTS GRIM REAPER IN THE
FIGURE FOUR! WE'VE GOT A SIX FOOT NINER HOLDING A GUY WHO IS SIX FOOT ELEVEN
IN A FIGURE FOUR!
JT: It's a big one. The referee is now asking Grim Reaper if he wants to
throw in the towel.
Ref: Grim Reaper, do you quit?
Grim Reaper: AHHH! AHHH! NO! NEVER!
JT: Grim Reaper JUST DOES NOT want to end this thing for ANY reason! Reaper
is now trying to turn the hold, but Capital Punishment is just too strong
big to even get close to turning it.....Reaper now sits up in pain and
punching Cappy in the head....Cappy returns the blows....REAPER NOW STARTS
BITING CAPPY IN THE HEAD! Cappy now releases the hold and Reaper stops
GP: Reaper now drops a falling head butt onto the back of Cappy's
head.....Reaper now goes to the top rope with his impressive
now slowly gets up and turns around to see Reaper on the top
turnbuckle.....HUGE TOP ROPE CLOSELINE BY REAPER! Cappy is down and hurting!
JT: Reaper now pulls Cappy up be the neck.....Reaper puts his hand around
neck and hits a HUGE chokeslam! WAIT! Reaper pulls Cappy up again not
go of his neck....A SECOND CHOKESLAM TO CAPPY! That's a first for me!
Nikki: Reaper now grabs both of Cappy's arms and pulls them behind his
back....he ties their legs up and pulls back...and Reaper now holds the
Cappy in a surfboard bend....the ref is now asking Cappy if he wants to end
Ref: What do you say Cappy?
Cappy: NO! GOD NO!
GP: Well, something better happen, because Reaper isn't letting go of this
hold anytime soon! Cappy now has gotten one of his hands free and reaches
around....he now has Reaper by his neck and is choking him out! It's not a
question of who will pass out first. Grim Reaper or Capital Punishment?
JT: Reaper's legs are starting to shake, and he's not going to be able to
hold Cappy up for much longer with no oxygen going into him......and Reaper
finally drops Cappy down to the mat again. Cappy let's go of the choke hold
and is now driving his elbows into the spine of Reaper.
Nikki: Reaper has got to be feeling those huge elbows now....Cappy just
driving them into his back....Cappy now stops and stands over the downed
Reaper...Cappy grabs Reaper by the neck and now has him in an inverted camel
clutch! That's not going to help that back at all!
JT: Reaper is hanging on, but how long can one man with stand all of this
pain!?! The ref now is asking Reaper if it's over.
Ref: Reaper, can you continue? Do you want to quit?
Reaper: GO TO HELL!
Nikki: I guess that's a no.
GP: Reaper is now trying to crawl towards the ropes, but the hold was set up
in the middle of the ring, so he's got a long way to crawl....add the weight
of Cappy on his back, and it's nearly impossible for him to make it to them,
but Reaper is giving it all he has. He's getting closer.....
JT: Reaper is trying to reach, but he's still not close enough....he reaches
out, but he's JUST out of reach.....Cappy now pulls him back to the center
the ring! How can Reaper make it now!?! He's got NOTHING left to get him
Nikki: I think that Reaper is just going to pass out from this at some
The pain just HAS to be too much for even Grim Reaper to withstand
it......his arms are starting to droop, and I think it'll be over right
GP: Remember though, this match CAN NOT end on a knock out! Repear MUST say
:I quit' for this match to end!
JT: But, if Reaper passes out, there's no way he can say anything! How's
supposed to quit when he's dead from a broken back!?!
GP: Well, I guess we're about to find out....and Reaper is now gripping his
fists and trying to crawl.....REAPER IS NOW TRYING TO STAND UP! THERE'S NO
WAY! HE DOESN'T HAVE THE ENERGY IN HIMSELF!
JT: Reaper is now standing with Cappy still having the clutch on his
back!......REAPER FALLS BACK AND LANDS CAPPY DIRECTLY ON HIS HEAD! THAT MAY
HAVE BROKEN CAPPY'S NECK! BOTH MEN MAY BE COMPLETELY KNOCKED OUT FROM THAT
Nikki: In the back now, Veteran and and Moonstone are still going at
it......they're now in the hallway somewhere in the building....Veteran now
grabs Moonstone and sets him up for a suplex....he brings him up...and
him straight down on his head! That was landed on concrete too! Moonstone is
really busted open from this whole ordeal!
GP: Veteran now pulls Moonstone up and grabs his head.....he runs towards
wall and rebounds off....TORNADO DDT ONTO THE CONCRETE! VETERAN IS TRYING TO
KILL MOONSTONE TONIGHT!
JT: It's shocking to see Veteran go for all of these movse, considering his
size and his ring style. It's just another reminder of how important this
match really is. Veteran now sets up Moonstone for a pile
driver.....Moonstone blocks....Moonstone blocks again....Moonstone lifts
Veteran up and on his back....Moonstone holds onto Veterans legs AND BRINGS
HIM DOWN BACK FIRST HARD AGAINST THE CONCRETE FLOOR! Moonstone still has a
lot in him before he'll quit tonight!
GP: Moonstone now grabs Veteran by the legs again.....he turns him over and
now has an inverted Boston crab on Veteran! He's REALLY putting all of his
weight on the neck of the Vietnam Veteran!
Nikki: And the worst part is, there are no ropes to break the hold! Veteran
is going to be trapped in that hold for a long while. I REALLY don't see
anyway to break that thing!
GP: The ref now has the mic in the face of the Veteran!
Ref: VETERAN! VETERAN, WHAT DO YOU SAY!?!
Veteran: AHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! GOD DAMN IT NEVER!
GP: VETERAN WILL NOT QUIT! NOT TONIGHT! NOT ANY NIGHT!
JT: Calm down Greg. You're going to have a heart attack.
GP: Sorry. I just got carried away. Right now though, Veteran is trying to
crawl on instincts, but as you said Nikki, there are no ropes that will
this hold in the hallway! Veteran is going to have to think of something
to get out of this!
Nikki: The fans are on their feet here cheering for Veteran to escape the
clutches of this hold! Veteran continues to crawl, but I think the reality
that crawling won't get him out of this inverted Boston crab has just sunk
in....Veteran is now reaching backwards towards Moonstone's legs.....Veteran
pulls with all he's got.....VETERAN HAS REVERSED THE CRAB! VETERAN HAS AN
INVERTED BOSTON CRAB ON MOONSTONE! THE FANS ARE ON THEIR FEET FOR THIS!
GP: THE REF IS NO ASKING MOONSTONE!
Ref: MOONSTONE! DO YOU WHAT DO YOU SAY!?!
Moonstone: GO TO HELL!!
JT: Moonstone's sucking up the pain of the hold and is now trying to find a
way out of it! He tries reverse it like Veteran did, but it's not working!
Moonstone keeps pulling....LOW BLOW BY MOONSTONE VETERAN GOES DOWN HARD!
GP: Moonstone goes back to work on Veteran....if you can get a look at the
face of Moonstone, you can see blood is flowing from his nose, mouth, and
eyes at this point. From the damage he has taken to it, it's no
surprise.....Moonstone now grabs the upper leg of Veteran and DRIVES his
into the concrete floor. I'll tell you what, the guy who gets the first shot
at the winner of this match is the luckiest person in the world, considering
the winner has been through hell, whoever does win the match.
JT: Moonstone has now turned Veteran over and is trying to hook on a sharp
shooter.....Veteran blocks and rolls up Moonstone in a smalll package. Shows
you how Veteran is trained in wrestling, in that even though pin falls don't
count in this match, he knows how to escape a hold such as the sharp
Veteran and Moonstone now both slowly get to their feet to continue their
Nikki: Veteran dilivers a hard chop to Moonstone's chest....Moonstone throws
a punch at the Vietnam Veteran....Veteran ducks and hits a HUGE spine buster
on Moonstone! Landing on the concrete is not going to help Moonstone's back
JT: Veteran now throws Moonstone through a door....and we're now inside
someone's office! Veteran sets up Moonstone.....DDT ONTO THE SIDE OF THAT
DESK! I think Moonstone lost a tooth in that move!
GP: Veteran now goes on top of the desk and brings Moonstone along for the
ride.....Veteran sets Moonstone up....HUGE pile driver onto the desk! That
desk has no give at all either! Now, the top of Moonstone's head is busted
open! If Moonstone doesn't find a way to stop Veteran soon, he may pass out
from losing too much blood!
JT: Veteran pulls Moonstone up now and sets him up for a reverse neck
break....AND MOONSTONE BRINGS HIS LEG BACK FOR A LOW BLOW TO VETERAN! It's a
good thing Veteran's wife is expecting, because I think Veteran may lose the
ability to bring children into this world after tonight!
GP: Moonstone now reverses the move......reverse neck breaker to Vietnam
Veteran! Moonstone quickly gets up and sets up Veteran again...powerbomb off
the desk to the floor by Moonstone! Veteran hits his head on that move, and
he may be knocked out cold from it!
JT: Veteran is now leaning up against another desk that sits in the
office.....Moonstone is perched to leap off the desk towards
Veteran....Moonstone jumps.....VETERAN THROWS A MUG OF COFFEE IN MOONSTONE'S
FACE! Moonstone is on the ground clutching his face! That was HOT coffee,
Moonstone may have a permanent scar from that!
GP: A great move by Vietnam Veteran though, as we now have Veteran with time
to catch his breath....Veteran now slowly gets to his feet and walks over to
Moonstone....VETERAN KICKS MOONSTONE RIGHT IN THE FACE! Moonstone may be
JT: Veteran now pulls Moonstone up....HE'S BITING MOONSTONE'S FACE!
IS YELLING OUT IN PAIN AS VETERAN BITES HIM FOR GOD'S SAKE! Veteran now
the biting and throws Moonstone into the desk.....Moonstone broke through
desk! Moonstone's head is locked into that desk!
Nikki: Veteran now goes to the other side of the desk...Veteran with another
kick to the new trapped face of Moonstone! Veteran slides over the desk to
the other side and grabs Moonstone's legs......HE'S GOT THE TRAPPED
IN A SHARP SHOOTER! MY GOD! MOONSTONE IS YELLING OUT IN PAIN! The ref runs
over with the mic!
Ref: MOONSTONE! WHAT DO YOU SAY!?!
Moonstone: NO! NO! NO!
GP: While Moonstone is very resilient, there is ABSOLUTELY no way he's going
to escape from this hold! His head is locked in that hole in the desk, and
there's no way he can turn the hold! He's going to have to give up! There's
no way of escape!
Ref: MOONSTONE! DO YOU GIVE UP!?!
Moonstone: NO! GO TO HELL! I'LL NEVER QUIT!
JT: Moonstone won't quit, but he can't escape! Veteran just tensed up the
hold again! He's leaning on Moonstone's back, which may break if he doesn't
get out of it somehow!
Ref: MOONSTONE! WHAT DO YOU SAY!?!
GP: MOONSTONE HAS PASSED OUT!
JT: STOP THE MATCH THEN!
GP: NO! THE RULES STATE THAT THE WRESTLER MUST SAY 'I QUIT' TO LOSE! KNOCK
OUTS DON'T COUNT!
JT: BUT MOONSTONE WILL DIE IF VETERAN KEEPS THE HOLD ON!
Nikki: That's got to suck for Moonstone.
GP: The referee is now telling Veteran that Moonstone has passed out from
pain...VETERAN TIGHTENS THE HOLD ON MOONSTONE AGAIN! VETERAN HAS A SICK LOOK
ON HIS FACE, AS HE MAY KILL MOONSTONE TONIGHT! AND THE FANS LOVE EVERY
JT: LOOK AT THIS! Vietnam Veteran now releases the hold on Moonstone. I
he does have some compasion after all! Veteran now goes under the table to
check out Moonstone....MOONSTONE PUNCHES VETERAN IN THE FACE! SETUP! IT WAS
SETUP BY MOONSTONE!
GP: I can't believe it! Moonstone just pulled one of the greatest acting
in the history of the IWO! Moonstone now braces the table and pulls his head
out of the small hole in the table! It appears that parts of the sides of
head and ears are now sliced from pulling it out of the table! Moonstone's
entire head is now a bloody mess! I hope he has a good plastic surgeon!
Nikki: Moonstone now jumps to the other side of the table and grabs a brass
lamp from a shelf....he's beating into Veteran's skull with it! Veteran is
now completely busted open and covered in a lot of blood!
GP: Moonstone goes to the other side of the table...he pushes the table onto
Veteran's ribs! He may have broken all of Veteran's ribs with that move!
really is a great move by Moonstone, though, because NOW, Veteran can't take
in full breathes of air which is really going to knock out Veteran's stamina
which is a MUST in this type of match.
JT: Veteran has blood flowing from all over his face.....AND MOONSTONE
A LIGHT BULB INTO HIS HEAD! Veteran has got some glass from that lodged in
his head, which isn't going to help the blood already flowing openly from
Veteran's head. Veteran has GOT to find a way to get on the offensive again,
because if he doesn't, he'll quickly falll victim to a huge loss here
GP: Moonstone now grabs a mug of coffee! HE POURS IT ALL ON VETERAN'S FACE!
Both men have now been on the recieving end of some burning hot coffee!
Moonstone now goes over to the book shelf. What's he going to do there? OH
NO! MOONSTONE IS PUSHING THE BOOK SHELF! NO!
JT: MOONSTONE JUST PUSHED THE BOOK SHELF ONTO VIETNAM VETERAN! VETERAN NOW
HAS A DESK AND A BOOK SHELF ON TOP OF HIM! HE COULD BE SMOTHERED UNDER
GP: Moonstone is now at the water cooler and is trying to get some of the
blood off his face....and we're starting to see some movement under the book
shelf....Veteran's hand has just shot out from under them and the fans in
arena are going nuts! Veteran now pulls himself out from under the cases and
stands on top of them catching his breath.
JT: Moonstone doesn't see him either. He's too busy washing his face
off......Moonstone turns around....AND VETERAN HITS A FLYING CLOSE LINE OFF
THE BOOK SHELF! MOONSTONE IS DOWN AND VETERAN IS DELVERING BLOW AFTER BLOW
MOONSTONE'S ALREADY BLEEDING FOREHEAD!
Nikki: Moonstone now throws Veteran over his body and charges at
him.....Veteran lifts Moonstone up...AND DROPS HIM FACE FIRST ONTO THAT HOT
COFFEE MACHINE! MOONSTONE NOW HAS A HUGE BURN MARK FROM THE COFFEE MACHINE
JT: Veteran now dunks Moonstone's head into a fish tank and is holding him
under! I hope Moonstone can hold his breath! MY GOD! VETERAN JUST DROPPED A
PLUGGED IN LAMP INTO THE TANK WITH MOONSTONE! MOONSTONE IS BEING
ELECTRICUTED! THIS HAS TO STOP! THAT COULD KILL MOONSTONE!
GP: Veteran now unplugs the lamp and pulls Moonstone's almost lifeless body
towards the door, and they are on the move in the building again!
JT: Right now, let's cut back to the ring again. Cappy and Grim Reaper are
still just now getting up from that huge move we saw earlier.....Cappy is
getting up, but he clutches at his neck....landing on his head from that
from Reaper may have broken it on anyone else, but Cappy is too much for
that. Cappy gets up and is now leaning against the ropes to get his bearings
straight......Reaper now charges at Cappy, but Cappy ducks.....and Reaper is
caught in a HUGE hang man! Even with his height, it's hard for Grim Reaper
remain with his feet on the floor!
GP: Grim Reaper is still trying to get the ropes off from around his
neck.....Cappy with a HUGE boot to the face of Grim Reaper! Cappy is now
laying in several hard fist to the hung head of Reaper! Cappy now slides
outside the ring as Reaper tries to get his head and neck free....Cappy
slides back into the ring with a chair!
JT: Cappy now aims on Grim Reaper's head....HE BRINGS THAT CHAIR DOWN ON THE
TRAPPED HEAD OF REAPER! REAPER IS HUNG AND KNOCKED OUT! HE MAY CHOKE TO
Nikki: Cappy hits and again and the chair now buckles over from hitting
Reaper's head with such force! Reaper now has blood flowing from his
mouth...I don't know if that blood is from the chair shot, or the fact that
he may have broken his neck! Either way, Reaper has got to get out of those
JT: Cappy nows takes the borken chair...and nails Reaper across the ribs
it! He jabs the foot of the chair into Reaper's heart now! Cappy is
unmerciful! He doesn't care HOW he wins, all he cares about is destroying
Grim Reaper and retaining the world's title!
GP: Reaper isn't moving at this point....he has passed out, and Cappy now
pulls Grim Reaper out of those ropes....HUGE DDT to the concrete floor by
Cappy on the knocked out Grim Reaper.....Cappy now drops on elbow from the
apron onto Reaper.....I have never seen Cappy more determined that in his
struggle against Grim Reaper!
JT: Cappy now grabs Reaper by the hair and takes him to the ring
apron.....Cappy now places Reaper on the top rope.....Cappy goes up there
with him....CAPPY IS GOING TO SUPERPLEX REAPER ONTO THE CONCRETE! MY GOD!
CAPPY SETS UP....REAPER BLOCKS IT....REAPER PUNCHES CAPPY.....REAPER SETS UP
(Grim Reaper powerbombs Capital Punishment off the top rope onto the
table on the outside of the ring. The announcers have moved away, and the
sounds goes off when the two hit. We just see both men laying in the remains
of the table. Capital Punishment is knocked out while Grim Reaper lays on
ground looks up at the rafters. Sound then comes back on.)
GP: I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT! TWO MEN AT ALMOST SEVEN FEET TALL
FLYING THROUGH THE AIR AND THEN THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE! THESE MEN ARE
GOING TO DESTROY EACH OTHER! NEITHER CAN WIN THIS THING!
Nikki: And it appears that neither man can get up at this point....Cappy may
have permenant damage, and after the hang man in the ropes, I don't know if
Grim Reaper will EVER be the same again. It is good to know that Reaper is
moving his arms around, so he has not broken his neck. Cappy is not moving
all though, which could mean a very serious injury.
GP: Reaper is now starting to get up, but very slowly fans...how these men
continue is beyond my understanding.....Reaper is now to his feet and tries
to get his bearings straight.....Reaper has got to keep the focus on the
of Cappy if he wants to get any kind of submission...the huge bump Cappy
has got to harm to the huge back of the champion.....Reaper now goes onto
ring apron....and drops a HUGE diving elbow onto the back of Cappy! How he
did it, I don't know, but Reaper just may have finished off Cappy for the
JT: Reaper now has got to put Cappy in some kind of hold that will focus on
the back, and that will be it....possibly another camel clutch or Boston
crab, but he has GOT to work on the back of Cappy, or he can't end
it....Reaper now lifts up the body of Cappy which is now just dead
weight.....Reaper spinds him around with incredible strength and lands him
his knee.....Reaper now has Cappy in a back breaker!
GP: The pain of that hold on Cappy has got to be unbearable, especially
considering what Cappy has been through tonight, the strength of Reaper
pushing down on Cappy, and the size of Reaper's leg....the ref is now asking
Cappy the question.
Ref: Cappy....Cappy....WHAT DO YOU SAY!?!
Cappy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DAMN IT! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! NO! NEVER! NOT EVER!
GP: This is incredible! Cappy has got to be in in parilizing pain, but he
won't quit and he won't lose his title! My only question is, even if he
will his career be intact? My best instincts tell me no in this
case....Reaper now presses down even harder on Cappy's almost lifeless
body....Cappy tries to push out of it, but it's only adding the pressure to
JT: Cappy's arms are now moving around and he's trying to reach for the
out of instinct....he's not going to find any outside the ring.....he keeps
reaching...AND CAPPY GOUGES THE EYES OF GRIM REAPER! Reaper releases the
hold, and now Cappy is trying to catch his breath by the steps.
GP: Reaper is now getting up and charges at Cappy......Cappy lifts up Reaper
and drives him face first into the steel steps! That shows you how well
trained Cappy truly is, in that he knows where he is at all times during a
match.....Cappy is now making his way back up to his feet using the ring
steps, and now he's trying to get over to Grim Reaper to try to mount some
kind of offense.....Cappy grabs the knee of Reaper and drives it into the
Nikki: Reaper is now trying to get away from Cappy, but Cappy is a man on a
mission in this thing....Cappy is now going after Reaper, but Reaper keeps
back pedeling....HUGE close line from Cappy to Reaper and Reaper rolls
back.....Cappy now grabs Reaper by the hear....inverted DDT!
GP: Cappy is now trying to get his way in this match, and is using the old
saying that the best defense is a good offense....Reaper is pulled up by
Cappy....Cappy sets up Reaper for a face buster on the concrete! That'll
finish Reaper off if Cappy hits it....Cappy turns around....HE JUST LANDED
THE FACE BUSTER WITH REAPER'S NECK LANDING ON THE RETAINING BARRIER! MY GOD
WHAT A MOVE! THAT WOULD KILL ANY LESS A MAN, BUT REAPER ISN'T ANY NORMAL
JT: Cappy is now yelling at Reaper to get up, but Reaper is having some
troubles, which is kind of understandable since he just had his neck dropped
on some steel barrier....Cappy now charges at Reaper....who drops to his
knees and throw Cappy of the retaining barrier and into the front row of
fans! I smell a law suit on the way from that one!
GP: Reaper now backs up to the other side of the retaings barrier....he runs
at it.....and jumps over onto Cappy....and Cappy catches Reaper in mid air!
Great move by Cappy....Cappy now sets up Reaper....TOMB STONE PILE DRIVER
ONTO THE CONCRETE BY CAPPY! THAT'LL END A CAREER RIGHT THERE!
Nikki: Cappy now ties Reaper's legs up in the retaining barrier.....Cappy
jumps over to the other side and grabs the legs......CAPPY SLING SHOTS GRIM
REAPER ONTO THE CONCRETE! THOSE TWO MEN ARE GOING TO KILL EACH OTHER BEFORE
IT'S OVER WITH!
GP: Cappy now pulls Reaper up and sets him up for another move....TIGER
SUPLEX BY CAPPY TO REAPER! You don't normally see these kind of moves put on
big men such as these. That's why these two are such a good pairing for
ability to put each other in great, high quality moves and holds.
Nikki: Reaper is now slowly getting up and is now trying to escape from
Capital Punishment.....Cappy continues to go after Reaper though....Reaper
now at the entrance ramp and tries to stop Cappy with some punches, but
nothing is working against Cappy tonight......Reaper is now climbing on the
TIT-ron! He's quickly climbing and now Cappy is following him on the
side....Reaper is now on the top of the TIT-ron and is stomping on Cappy's
hands! He's trying to make Cappy fall the thirty feet to the ground!
GP: Reaper has knocked one of Cappy's hands loose, and now Cappy is just
hanging on by one hand.....let's hope that Cappy's arm is strong enough to
hold him up there, or we may see Cappy fall to the end of a great career
tonight! Cappy now crawls to the other side and is now hanging right above
the video screen! He is now going under cat walk towards the other
side.....Reaper looks under to try to find him....CAPPY KICKS REAPER IN THE
FACE! Reaper now falls back and Cappy climbs onto the cat walk on top of the
TIT-ron! We're about to have a war on our hands!
Nikki: Cappy now pulls up Reaper....DDT ONTO THE CAT WALK! Cappy now sets
Reaper up.....HE'S GOING TO GIVE HIM THE DEATH PENALTY OFF THE TOP OF THE
TIT-RON! THIS'LL BE IT!
JT: REAPER JUST HIT CAPPY ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A BAT! THAT'S NOT A
WOODEN BAT EITHER! IT'S STEEL, AND IT NOW HAS A DENT FROM CAPPY'S HEAD IN
REAPER HITS CAPPY IN THE FOREHEAD ONE MORE TIME WITH THE BAT! CAPPY FALLS!
GP: CAPPY HAS JUST FALLEN OFF THE TIT-RON AFTER A HUGE BLOW TO THE HEAD WITH
A STEEL BAT FROM GRIM REAPER! WHEN HE HIT THE WALK WAY, HE LITERALLY BROKE
THROUGH! THERE IS A HUGE HOLE IN THE WALK WAY, AND CAPPY IS IN THERE! CAPPY
MAY BE DEAD!
Nikki: Cut away. Cut away! GO TO MOONSTONE AND VETERAN!
GP: We're now cutting to Moonstone and Vietnam Veteran who are out back with
the productions trucks now and I THINK Veteran is in control of the match as
we enter....yes, he is and we now have Veteran lifting Moonstone up for a
suplex....HE DRIVES HIM STOMACH FIRST INTO A PRODUCTION TRUCK! HE THEN
HIM BACK FOR A SUPLEX ONTO THE CONCRETE!
JT: Veteran now grabs some cables and is now choking the life out of
Moonstone....Veteran is now tying those cables onto a satellite on top of
truck and is just letting him hang there by his neck....Veteran now hits a
great drop kick to the ribs of Moonstone.....Veteran now grabs a folding
chair that some IDIOT just left laying outside....and he nails Moonstone in
the knee with the chair!
GP: And Moonstone's body falls to the concrete and he lies in a heep in the
ground.....Veteran winds back and kicks Moonstone in the ribs! Veteran now
pulls up the body of Moonstone....and Veteran locks in a dragon sleeper! A
great move this late into the contest!
JT: The ref is now asking if Moonstone wants to continue.
Ref: MOONSTONE! WHAT DO YOU SAY!?!
Moonstone: AAAAAH! NO! GO TO HELL BASTARD!
GP: Veteran now pulls Moonstone up not releasing the hold.....and Veteran
hits a reverse suplex onto the concrete! Veteran is now going towards the
truck again....and he starts climbing up the side ladder to the top, just
stairing at Moonstone and waiting for him to get to his feet......Moonstone
gets up....VETERAN JUMPS AND HITS A CROSS BODY ONTO MOONSTONE!
Nikki: It looks like Veteran hurt himself in that move as well....I think he
hit his knee on the way down, which is NOT going to do Veteran any good at
all.....Veteran now pulls up Moonstone and throws him into the
Moonstone reverses and throws Veteran into the truck! That was the only
Moonstone could really do to get out of that position, and he got it!
GP: Veteran now backs up clutching his arm...and Moonstone hits a
belly-to-back suplex on Veteran! Veteran landed RIGHT on his neck too, which
is going to follow him through the rest of this match! Moonstone now climbs
on top of the truck as Veteran did earlier....he hits a senton bomb off the
truch onto Veteran! Moonstone has got a lot of reserves for this one!
JT: Moonstone now grabs the chair that Veteran had used earlier and now sets
it up in front of the ladder on the side of the truck....Moonstone pulls
Veteran towards the ladder and sets him up to where he is now sitting on
it.....Moonstone backs up....and runs towards the chair.....he jumps on the
chair.....jumps to Veteran....HITS A HURRICARANA OFF THE LADDER AND ONTO THE
CHAIR! MY GOD! I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT! MOONSTONE LANDED A
HURRICARANA OFF THE LADDER AND ONTO THE CHAIR THAT WAS SITTING ON CONCRETE!
THAT MAY HAVE BROKEN VETERAN'S ALREADY WEAKENED NECK!
GP: The ref now asks Veteran.
Ref: Veteran, what do you say?
GP: WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE TO BEAT VIETNAM VETERAN!?! NOTHING THAT I KNOW
JT: Moonstone is getting fed up now. Who could blame him? He's burned
Veteran, made him feel more pain than any normal man could with stand, and
now he's sent him head first through a folding chair, only to meet against
concrete afterwards! Moonstone has done EVERYTHING in his power to beat him,
but nothing has worked at all! The question now is, can Moonstone actually
beat the Veteran?
GP: Moonstone now pulls up the body of Veteran, and heads towards the
dock....he throws Veteran into a forck lift! Veteran is a mess of blood!
Moonstone now puts Veteran between the two lifts on the front facing
down....MOONSTONE SLING SHOTS VETERAN UP MAKING VETERAN'S STERNUM HIT ON OF
THE LIFTS! THAT MAY HAVE BROKEN HIS STERNUM INTO PIECES! AND VETERAN YELLS
OUT IN PAIN! THIS IS JUST SICK!
JT: Moonstone now gets into the fork lift.....HE'S LOWERING THE LIFTS AND
VETERAN IS STILL STUCK IN THEM! HE PRESSES HIM AGAINST THE CONCRETE AND
IT! HE'S GOT VETERAN'S STERNUM WEDGED BETWEEN THE LIFTS AND CONCRETE! HE'S
GOING TO KILL VETERAN! THIS SHOULDN'T HAPPEN LIKE THIS!
Nikki: Veteran is screaming, and the children from the orphanage in the
audience have crowded around several of the adults that are with them in
shocking display of violence that is being dished out to their friend, the
JT: Moonstone now pulls the lifts up again, and a screaming Veteran is stuck
in the lifts, suspended in mid air.....Moonstone now walks off to get
something....he now comes back with what appears to be a steel barrel! That
thing has to weigh about one hundred pounds and Moonstone is carrying it
towards the fork lift! I can only imagine what he's going to do with it!
GP: Moonstone now takes the barrel and is climbing to the top of the fork
lift....he now stands over the Veteran with the barrel....OH MY GOD NO! HE
WOULDN'T! MOONSTONE DROPS THE BARREL ONTO VETERAN KNOCKING VETERAN LOOSE! HE
FALLS TOWARDS THE CONCRETE WITH THE BARREL LANDING ON THE INJURED STERNUM OF
THE VIETNAM VETERAN! THIS NEED TO STOP NOW! VETERAN MAY SERIOUSLY BE KILLED
TONIGHT, AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIS CAREER END THIS WAY!
Nikki: The barrel now roles off of the Veteran and Moonstone jumps through
the lifts on the chest of Veteran. Not really a move, but it does add to the
pain of the Vietnam Veteran.....Moonstone now drops and elbow on the sternum
of the Veteran....and Veteran is now coughing up more blood than ever! He
actually choke on his blood in this damn thing!
GP: Moonstone now lifts Veteran up...and just drops him sternum first on
steel barrel! Moonstone is like a shark on bloody water in this one! When he
finds a weak spot, he'll keep working on it until it's completely destroyed!
In this case, the injured sternum of the Vietnam Veteran!
JT: Moonstone now sets Veteran up....an inverted gut buster that lands
Veteran RIGHT on his sternum! The sound of thea sternum hitting against the
concrete will send chills down your spine....and Moonstone just smiles at
pain he is dishing out to the fallen Veteran!
Nikki: If you look out in the crowd now, the children that came with the
Veteran are now in tears at what is happening to the Vietnam Veteran in the
loading dock out there. Even some of the adults are clouding up in the crowd
at the determination in the Veteran in his battle for a title that he evaded
him for his entire career. This truly is the Veteran's last stand!
GP: Moonstone now grabs the near dead Moonstone and drags him towards the
street! OH GOD NO! THIS SHOULDN'T HAPPEN! NO!
JT: Moonstone sets up the Vietnam Veteran....PILE DRIVER ON THE ASPHALT!
VIETNAM VETERAN COULD BE DEAD! AND NO ONE HAS STOPPED THE TRAFFIC OUT HERE!
CAR COULD JUST COME BY AND FINISH HIM OFF!
Nikki: Veteran just won't quit though! He's slowly making it to his feet,
he's using all he has left to do it.....we go in on a close up of Veteran's
face, and see he has lost a tooth, and his eye is busted open....I have
seen more blood coming out of one man that was actually alive!
GP: Moonstone laughs at Veteran's efforts to get to his feet...he kicks him
in the nose! Veteran falls back again, and blood now begins flowing all down
from his nose of the Vietnam Veteran....Veteran is now just laying in the
street with cars barely dodging him now....OH LOOK AT THIS!
JT: Veteran continues to try to get up with the ref telling him to stay
I don't know how he does it, but Veteran is on one knee now and his getting
to his feet....Veteran staggers up and puts up his fists to try to defend
himself against Moonstone....this truly is a show of great....OH MY GOD! NO!
OH MY GOD NO!
(The fans in the arena are all in shock.)
Nikki: (Sobbing.) The Vietnam Veteran was just hit by a car and....oh my
GP: I...I have never seen anything like this in my entire career in
commentating. We've got four men trying to kill each other to win a title, a
man who has defied all odds at even wrestling right now who keeps pulling
himself up no matter what adversity he has faced, and now the Vietnam
is in the wind shield of a damn car! THIS IS JUST NOT RIGHT GOD DAMN IT! IT
SHOULDN'T GO THIS FAR!
Nikki: (Sobbing still) And, the um, people in the audience are now watching
and waiting for Veteran to even move at this point....the, um, children are
now all in tears and this is just....(Nikki breaks down into tears.)
JT: The ref is now asking if Veteran wants to continue.
GP: I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S DOING THAT!
JT: Well what he's trying to do, Greg, is for Veteran to end it, so
will stop his attack and Veteran can get some medical help.
GP: I see now, and yes, I can accept that, but they just need to end this
thing before it goes too far!
Ref: Veteran, what do you say!?! SAY YOU QUIT FOR GOD'S SAKE!
JT: And I'm afraid that the Veteran is completely knocked out, which is
to mean that this God damn match is going to keep on!
GP: FOR GOD'S SAKE! SOMEONE GET JOHN TO END THIS THING! I DON'T CARE IF IT'S
AGAINST THE RULES OR NOT, THE VETERAN SHOULDN'T DIE LIKE THIS!
JT: And Moonstone is now laughing and walking towards the Veteran with an
evil look in his eye.
GP: Who was that? Moonstone turns around and...
JT: MOONSTONE WAS JUST HIT BY A CHAIR! HE WAS CLOCKED WITH A CHAIR HARD!
GP: IN THE FACE TOO! THAT FACE MAY HAVE ALREADY BEEN BROKEN, AND MOONSTONE
WAS JUST HIT RIGHT DEAD CENTER OF THE FACE WITH A CHAIR! HE'S GONE DOWN IN A
BLOODY HEEP! WHO DID THAT!?!
(The camera turns around to reveal Moonstone was hit by........)
GP: IT'S EVAN LEVINE! EVAN LEVINE! EVAN HIT MOONSTONE WITH THE CHAIR!
JT: NOW HANG ON! WE SAW EVAN GET KILLED ON HOSTILE TAKEOVER! ROB KESTLER CUT
HIS HEAD OFF! HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE!?!
GP: I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE JUST TOOK OUT MOONSTONE! EVAN LEVINE, WHO WAS
THOUGHT TO BE DEAD, JUST TOOK OUT MOONSTONE! EVAN'S GONE NOW THOUGH! THIS IS
JT: BUT WAIT! NOW WE'VE GOT TWO GUYS THAT ARE BOTH CLOSE TO DEATH, AND
NEITHER ARE OUT OF THE MATCH YET!
GP: THIS IS JUST AWFUL! BOTH OF THESE MEN COULD BE DEAD! NOW VETERAN, GOD
KNOW'S HOW, IS GETTING UP FROM THE CAR AND STUMBLING AROUND THE STREET
TOWARDS MOONSTONE! VETERAN REACHES DOWN AND....HE'S GOT THE PURPLE HEART ON
MOONSTONE! MY GOD! HE'S GOT MOONSTONE IN THE PURPLE HEART! THE REF ASKS
MOONSTONE THE QUESTION!
Ref: MOONSTONE! WHAT DO YOU SAY!?!
Moonstone: AHHHHHHHHHH! GOD! AHHHHHHHHHH!
GP: LOOK AT THE BLOOD FLOWLING FROM ALL OVER MOONSTONE'S FACE!
Ref: MOONSTONE, WHAT DO YOU SAY!?!
Moonstone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I QUIT! GOD DAMN IT I QUIT!
GP: MOONSTONE IS GONE! VETERAN HAS SURVIVED SOMEHOW AND VETERAN NOW RELEASES
THE HOLD AND HEADS TOWARD THE RING!
JT: Let's go there now. Cappy is being dominated in the ring by Grim Reaper,
who got him out of the hole in the entrance way.....Reaper now sets up
Cappy....INVERTED POWERBOMB TO PUNISHMENT! Cappy is not going to be able to
take much more punishment from Reaper like this!
Nikki: I'm sorry. I'm back now. Anyway, is now layed out in front of the
buckles and Reaper goes to the top....flying leg drop on the huge body of
Cappy! Reaper is now trying to choke out whatever energy is left in the
fallen Cappy, but Cappy is trying to push Reaper off him....head butt by
GP: Reaper now pulls Cappy up off the mat.....HUGE chokeslam to Cappy!
now has GOT to find a way to put Cappy in some kind of hold to get the big
man to call it quits.....Reaper now sets Cappy up again....POWERBOMB! Reaper
brings him up again...DOUBLE POWERBOMB! Those two men are just brutal!
Nikki: Reaper now rolls out of the ring and goes under the ring to get a
table....he now sets it up outside of the ring and slides back in.....Reaper
now takes Cappy to the top turnbuckle. I THINK I SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING!
Reaper now sets up Cappy.....BELLY-TO-BELLY OFF THE TOP AND THROUGH THE
ON THE OUTSIDE! WHAT A MOVE!
GP: And that took a lot out of both men....Cappy is not looking too good,
it's taking a lot out of Reaper to even get up....the ref is now asking
if he quits.
Ref: Cappy, what do you say?
Cappy: AAAAH! NO! I DON'T QUIT!
GP: Cappy is so resilient in this, but I don't know if he's going to be able
to continue under these conditions....the man has fallen off the TIT-ron and
been through SO MUCH in this match, I don't know if he'll be even able to go
on much longer.
JT: Reaper is now going under the ring again for a table.....he sets the
table up and is now going for another table! He sets it up on top of the
other table and now takes Cappy back into the ring.....REAPER IS TAKING
TO THE TOP! THIS COULD DO IT IN FOR CAPPY! Reaper now sets Cappy up for a
powerbomb! IF HE HITS THIS, IT WILL BE OVER!
GP: Reaper has Cappy set up.....Reaper lifts Cappy.....AND CAPPY IS BATTLING
BACK! HE THROWS PUNCHES TO THE HEAD OF REAPER! REAPER NOW DROPS
CAPPY....CAPPY SETS REAPER UP! TOMBSTONE! TOMBSTONE! CAPPY JUST TOMBSTONE
PILE DROVE REAPER OFF THE TOP ROPE THROUGH TWO TABLES! THAT MAY HAVE BROKEN
JT: REAPER ISN'T MOVING, BUT CAPPY HAS A NEW SURGE OF LIFE! CAPPY NOW GRABS
THE FALLEN REAPER AND TAKES HIM OVER TO THE RETAINING BARRIER! HE SETS HIM
UP! DEATH PENALTY ONTO THE RETAINING BARRIER! THAT COULD HAVE BROKEN
BACK, AS CAPPY LANDED IT RIGHT ON THE BARRIER! REAPER IS STILL LAYING ON THE
BARRIER AS THE REF ASKS HIM IF IT'S OVER!
Ref: REAPER! DO YOU QUIT!?!
Reaper: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH! AHHHH! GOD DAMN IT! MY BACK!
Ref: DO YOU QUIT!?!
Reaper: AHHH! GOD DAMN IT YES! I QUIT! I QUIT! I QUIT!
Eliminated-The Grim Reaper
GP: WE'RE DOWN TO TWO MEN! CAPPY AND VETERAN AND ONE WILL WALK AWAY THE
JT: Veteran made the smart move, and waited to come out when the fighting
over...He's probably well rested now, but then again, the guy was hit by a
CAR so I really don't know.
Nikki: Cappy is now preparing for Veteran, who will be on his way anytime
now....Cappy goes under the ring and gets out ANOTHER table! Where are all
these tables coming from? Cappy now sets it up in the ring and he goes under
the ring again to get something.....IT'S A SHEET OF GLASS! WHAT'S HE GOING
DO WITH THAT!?!
JT: Cappy is now putting the sheet of glass on top of the table....whoever
goes through that thing is going to feel it in the morning! AND HERE COMES
GP: Veteran charges the ring and goes right after Veteran with some strong
punches to the face AND THE FANS ARE ON THEIR FEET HERE! Veteran now sets up
Cappy....atomic drop to the big man!
JT: Veteran now runs into the ropes....BULLDOG TO CAPPY! Veteran now drops
and elbow to the injured back of the big man.....Veteran now goes for a
Boston crab, but Cappy quickly grabs the bottom rope and Veteran releases
Nikki: Cappy is slow to his feet....AND VETERAN IS SETTING UP FOR A PURPLE
HEART WHEN CAPPY TURNS AROUND! CAPPY SLOWLY TURNS AROUND....PURPLE HEART!
PURPLE HEART! VETERAN HAS IT LOCKED ON THE WORLD'S CHAMP, AND I DON'T KNOW
CAPPY CAN ESCAPE!
JT: CAPPY IS GOING DOWN TO ONE KNEE NOW AND HE MAY PASS OUT FROM THE PAIN
PURPLE HEART IS CAUSING! CAPPY GRABS VETERAN AND HE GIVES HIM A DEATH
PENALTY! MY GOD! I HAVE NEVER SEEN MORE POWER BEHIND ANY DEATH PENALTY EVER
AND VETERAN IS KNOCKED OUT!
GP: CAPPY IS NOW POINT TOWARDS THE TABLE WITH THE SHEET OF GLASS ON IT!
IS TAKING VETERAN TOWARDS IT AND SETS UP FOR A DEATH PENALTY....he stops?
JT: That's odd. Wait.....CAPPY POINTS TO THE TOP ROPE! HE'S TAKING VETERAN
THE TOP FOR A DEATH PENALTY! THIS WILL BE IT! THIS IS IT! THIS IS....
(The lights dim in the arena. 'Take the Power Back' by Rage Against the
Machine starts as the fans get on their feet.)
GP: HERE WE GO!
JT: CAPPY DROPS THE VETERAN DOWN AND IS NOW FACING THE ENTRANCE WAY WAITING
GP: Cappy looks focussed now just waiting for ?¿? to show his face. Well,
mask, but you get what I'm saying!
Nikki: And Cappy is still there, but no ?¿?. WAIT! LOOK BEHIND YOU CAPPY!
GP: ?¿? IS STANDING BEHIND CAPPY WAITING TO STRIKE!
JT: THIS COULD GET UGLY!
GP: CAPPY TURNS AROUND AND ?¿? GOES FOR A CLOSE LINE.....CAPPY DUCKS AND
DELIVERS A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE OF ?¿? WHO GOES DOWN!
Nikki: CAPPY NOW GRABS ?¿? OFF HIS FEET....DEATH PENALTY! ?¿? IS DOWN!
GP: AND CAPPY IS GETTING READY TO TAKE OFF THE MASK! THIS IS TOO HUGE!
SOMEONE GET A CAMERA READY! GET THE FLASH ON!
JT: AND CAPPY GRABS THE HEAD OF ?¿? AND GRABS THE MASK! HE RIPS IT OFF!
(The fans are in shock.)
Nikki: IT'S ANGEL! IT'S CAPPY'S LOVE INTEREST ANGEL! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING
JT: YOU'VE GOT ME ON THAT ONE!
GP: CAPPY IS IN COMPLETE SHOCK! He's on the verge of tears right now asking
Angel WHY. WHY could she do it? HOW could she do it? The ref is now trying
talk to Cappy...AND CAPPY LEVELS THE REF!
JT: IT WAS ANGEL ALL ALONG!
GP: Who would have seen that coming! Angel attacking Cappy all this time!
Nikki: Wait a minute. Something is wrong here?
GP: What do you mean?
Nikki: Aren't we forgetting something?
JT: I guess we could be.
GP: I really don't....OH MY GOD! FROM BEHIND! CAPPY JUST GOT LEVELED WITH A
STEEL CHAIR FROM BEHIND! WHAT'S WORSE, IT WAS ANOTHER ?¿? WHO DID IT!
JT: HOW MANY OF THESE DAMN GUYS ARE THERE!?!
Nikki: THE MYSTERIOUS ONE NOW GRABS CAPPY AND TAKES HIM OVER TO THE
HE CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE WITH CAPPY! MYSTERY DEATH DRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE
AND THE SHEET OF GLASS OFF THE TOP! CAPPY IS ON THE VERGE OF DEATH HERE!
GP: THE OTHER ?¿? IS NOW TAKING OFF HIS MASK! IT'S....IT'S....
(The fans are even more shocked.)
Nikki: IT'S BILLY LARSON!
GP: MY GOD! DAMN IT! CAPPY WAS GOING TO WIN, AND NOW LARSON HAS RUINED IT!
WAS THE ?¿? ALL ALONG! IT WAS A SET UP!
JT: AND LOOK AT THIS! HE AND ANGEL EMBRACE! I LOVE IT! SET UP ALL THE WAY
GP: This is sick! Angel and Larson now leave the ring as Cappy lays in the
rubble of the table! AND HE'S AWAKE TOO! HE FELT ALL OF THAT! HE'S IN THE
VERGE OF TEARS HERE!
Nikki: THE VETERAN IS GETTING UP NOW! LOOK AT THIS! VETERAN GETS UP AND SEES
CAPPY LAID OUT! HE LOCKS IN THE PURPLE HEART OF THE WORLD'S CHAMPION! AND
HE'S PULLED HIM TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! THE REF IS NOW GETTING TO HIS
GP: THE REF ASKS CAPPY!
Ref: Cappy, what do you say!?!
Cappy: I.....I QUIT!
*DING DING DING!*
Nikki: NEW CHAMPION! NEW CHAMPION! VETERAN IT THE NEW IWO WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPION! HE'S BLOODY, HE'S BEATEN, BUT THE VIETNAM VETERAN IS THE IWO
WORLD'S HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! HE'S DONE IT!
GP: I DON'T BELIEVE IT! AFTER ALL HE'S BEEN THROUGH, VETERAN HAS WON THE
THING! THE FANS ARE ON THEIR FEET CHEERING, AND SOME ARE EVEN IN TEARS!
JT: WHAT A MATCH! VETERAN SOMEHOW SURIVES EVERYTHING THAT HE HAS BEEN
TONIGHT, AND NOW LEAVES THE WORLD'S CHAMPION!
Nikki: AND THE REF NOW HANDS VETERANS THE CHAMP AS HE IS NOW HOLDING THE
BELT, KNEELING IN THE CENTER OF THE RING IN TEARS!
GP: THE CHILDREN FROM THE ORPHANAGE ARE NOW CHARGING THE RING AND ARE GOING
TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND ALL HUG THE VETERAN! HE HAS DONE IT! THE
VIETNAM VETERAN HAS BECOME THE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!
('Take the Power Back' by Rage Against the Machine begins to play. The
lights go down. ?¿?'s logo appears on the Tit-Ron. A few seconds later the
lights come back up. TWO ?¿?s ARE IN THE RING!!! One grabs the Vet the other
kicks him in the stomach.... HE GRABS HIM.. MYSTERY DEATH DRIVER!!! The Vet
is down. Both ?¿?s are stomping away on the Vet.)
GP - This is crazy!!! HE was celebrating his fineset moment!!! And now this
shit!!! This is not right!!! This just isn't Billy Larson!!!
JT - We had Larson come back.. We have Levine back... NOW THIS SHIT... What
is this? WHO IS THIS?!?!
Nikki - This can't keep happening...
GP - Fans, we have to go. Nothing with these damn Question Mark Freaks are
settled. It just keeps going on... And The Vet has fallen prey.... We will
see you tomorrow night for Monday Night Meltdown with Evan back at the
Mall Brawl 2000
The IWO World Title
- Kentucky Tarzan