(The cameras open to a black screen....nothing can be seen. Suddenly, a heart beats. As it beats, the words 'Internet Wrestling Organization' fade on the screen, then back off. It happens again....and a third time. The fourth time the words stay on the screen....suddenly, lightning crackles and the words set ablaze. They remain on the screen for a few more moments, then fade out...)
("Star Spangled Banner" by Jimi Hendrix plays as the scene opens to the sold out Madison Square Garden crowd. The camera pans in for a good 5 minutes, stopping on certain crowd members that peak its interests. An ocean of signs surround the arena...."?¿? 3:16"....."The reason white man's penises are bigger than black man's penises"......"Titanmaniac brother!".....and a flurry of others make the spectacle which is Gold & Glory '99 complete.)
"Big" Scott Weber- WHAT AN OVATION!!
Teddy Roxx- GOD DAMN IT'S LOUD IN HERE!
BSW- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S JULY 18TH 1999! WELCOME TO GOLD AND GLORY, THE LONG AWAITED IWO PPV SPECTACULAR!
Roxx- THE CROWD HAS YET TO DIE DOWN....WE'VE GOT A FREAKIN' LINEUP AND A HALF FOR YOU TONIGHT!
Meygon- DAMN RIGHT!! WE'VE GOT A TAG TEAM HARDCORE ROYAL! WE HAVEN'T HAD A HARDCORE ROYAL SINCE THE FWL EXISTED!
BSW- THE WINNER OF THAT FACES THE NEWLY CROWNED INTERCONTINENTAL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, THE BEVERLY HILLS BRUISERS, FOR THE TITLES!
Roxx- NOW I'M SUPPOSED TO PLUG THE TV TITLE MATCH, BUT THAT'S BULLSH*T SO I'M JUST GONNA TALK ABOUT MY FAVORITE MATCH OF THE NIGHT.....NONE OTHER THAN 'LITTLE B*TCH' JOHN ONE ON ONE WITH JAMIE COZY!
Meygon- Finally things are calming down a bit here....It's Kosoy, Teddy.
BSW- We've got a fine lineup for you tonight folks....Ken War and Chris Anthony squaring off in a Picnic Table match for the Pacific Title....RaynMan, Da Bronx Bro, and Justin Shack all at each other's throats for the US Title....
Meygon- Hostile Youth 2nd Coming v. the unlikely tag team of Joey Rappoport and Zombie...who later in the night come back out and beat each other up....plus....
Roxx- Lemme say it! The match of matches....The unpronouncable asshole versus Phelen Kell versus Ashton Cain....all for the World title!
BSW- All that and so much more!! We're going to hit the ring folks....get ready for some serious IWO action!
Hardcore Tag Team Royale
Barbed Wire Ropes. The last man standing and his tag partner are the winners
Ashes 2 Ashes
Fuite/Da Bronx Bro.
BSW:Well here comes a match that is sure to be a classic!
Roxx:OH H*** YEAH! This one is the reason you have yours trully here...wait a sec...no one goods in this one...man it's just a filler match!
Meygon:The winner of this one will face the current IWO I/C champs the Beverly Hill Bruisers at the end of the night!
BSW:Well I have to ask who do you guys pick?
Meygon:I don't know why, but I am going with the Outcasts! They have solid tag team wrestling and even though they were both injured at the hands of Ash to Ashes...I think they are hungry no one is gonna suspect them coming into this one alittle injured I think they are gonna be the team that no one sea's coming.
Roxx:Your full of s***! Personally I think all of these teams are useless, but if I had to pick one it would be Eternal Damnation. I think the longer the match goes it's gonna favor the big guys...and they don't come much bigger then Purgatory. I think that beast is gonna be throwing some of those littler guys around like rag dolls.
BSW:And I have to go with the recently formed team of DDB and Fugite! Fugite is a former IWO TV champ! DDB has been unstoppable as of late...and with them combining forces..it's gonna be hard for any team out their to stop them. Plus they have both been in the IWO for a while now..for every other team I do believe it is their first ever ppv here in the IWO. So I am predicting that the veterans will win this one! Now let's go down to the ring announcer for ring introductions!
Ring Announcer: The following matchup is a barb wire rope, last man standing, 16 men tag team elimination match up! The winner of this match will face the current IWO Intercontinental tag team champions the Beverly Hill Bruisers alittle later in the show! Introducing first...accompanied to the ring by their manager the BRAINIAC here is the tag team of Brother Al, the Crazy Canuck the Foreign Legion!
::The British and Canadian anthems mixed begin to play as the Foreign Legion walk down the aisle. A Canadian and a British flag fall from the rafters as the two enter the ring.::
Ring Announcer:The next team...weighing in at a total combine weight of 421 lbs. here are the dragons of the IWO...The "Dragon Kid" Darien McCarius...the "Dragon Master" Bryant Campbell...the Young Dragons!
::"Fuel" by Metallica begins to play as the two walk out. As they are walking huge flames shoot up in the air and they rule under the barbed wire and waiting in the ring for the other teams to arrive.::
Ring Announcer:The next team..they are to of the fly weights here in the IWO...they are known for their high flying style..here are TCI...XL...The Fire Dancers!
::"Tripping Billies" by The Dave Matthew's Band" begins to play as the two make their ways out. As they walk up the aisle a string of fire follows them...until they enter the ring and then the fire dies down.::
Ring Announcer:The following team are two of the very best singles wrestlers here in the IWO! First weighing in at 289 lbs. and standing 6'8' here is Fugite! And his tag team partner...from New York weighing in at 273 lbs. and standing 6'3" here is Da Bronx Bro.
::"Ruff Ryders' by DMX plays as the two make their way out. Fire works begin to shoot off over the ring as the two enter the squared circle.::
Ring Announcer:The next team is being escorted to the ring by their lovely valet Dominatrix! They are the masters of the Hell's Fury maneuver! Here are Dante's Disciple and standing 6'7 weighing in at 327 lbs. here is Purgatory...Eternal Damnation!
::"Black Sabbath" by Black Sabbath begins to play as the lights go out...suddenly a circle of fire appears in the ring and the two suddenly appear. as the lights go back on.::
Ring Announcer:And the next tag team...weighing in at a combined weight of 457 lbs. here are Scott "Tiger" Cunigan and the "Serial Thriller" Devan Gold...the Doomsday Express!
::"Train of Consequences" by Megadeath begins to play as the two make their way out. The lights are out and strobe lights begin to flash wildly until the ring announcer begins the next intro.::
Ring Announcer:The next team are accompanied to the ring by their manager Jack O. Lantern...here are the very dangerous duo of Soul Chaser and Fear Ashes to Ashes!
::The three make their way out as "Sad, but true" by Metallica begins to play. Ashes begin to fall from the ceiling covering the crowd in little bits of ash. The team rolls under the bottom rope as Jack O. Lantern walks around to the side of the ring.::
Ring Announcer:And the final team...here is one of the favorites for the match up...the team of the "Phreak" Paul Hanson and "The Shrimp" Samuel Patright...the Outcasts!
::"The beautiful people" by Marilyn Manson begins to play as the lights go out. Red spot lights begin to circle the arena as the two enter the ring.::
BSW:Well here we go...
Roxx:SHUTUP! START THE F***ING MATCH! START THE F***ING MATCH!
BSW:We'll try and call this one the best we can folks...but I have a feeling it's gonna be rather difficult!
BSW:Here we go....and wow no one left the ring everyone is beating on everyone! From here I can see Fear from Ashes to Ashes trading punches with Fugite! I can see Brother Al putting a wrist lock on Dante's Disciple. Scott Cunigan is caught in the barbed wire! And DBB and the "Shrimp" Samuel Patright are both beating on him! And now I can see the "Phreak" Paul Hanson! He's got Soul Chaser! He's got him down and look at the "Phreak" he is nailing him with everything he's got! I don't think he liked getting put in that vise!
Roxx:This is great! Look at all of then go! KILL!
Meygon:Theirs so many body's in the ring I can't even tell who's who!
BSW:The ref is trying to get control here, but to little success! Finally someone just got launched over the top rope...it looks like...yes it's Crazy Canuck from the Foreign Legion! Now look up top...oh my! XL from the Fire Dancers just nailed the Canuck with a drop kick off the top! Now look up top TCI just nailed the Canuck with a frog splash! The cover..1...2.. No! Brother Al made the save!
Roxx:Hey you their...yeah the Brit...come here and get a chair! Yeah that one their...take Meygon's!
Meygon:Hey D*** it! Now I have to stand...you suck Roxx.
Roxx:Yeah, but Titan was telling me that you suck just alittle more...
BSW:Now both the Young Dragons are on the outside too...they are trading punches with the two members of the Legion! On the inside now Scott "Tiger" Cunnigan is out of the barbed wire and DBB has him up and it's the BRONX PLEX(tope rope jack hammer)!
The cover...1...2...NO! Still to many men in the ring the "Serial Thriller" Devan Gold made the save!
Roxx:Look on the other side of the ring...the big man Purgatory is beating on a man who calls himself the Shrimp! Purgatory has him up by the throat with both hands and it's a double handed choke slam!
Meygon:Here comes The "Shrimps" partner the "Phreak" Paul Hanson and now he just clothesline Purgatory over the top!
BSW:And Brother Al...has the chair Meygon was sitting on and he just nailed the "Dragon Kid" Darien McCarius! It looks like that one broke Darien's nose. Now Brother Al just nailed XL from the Fire Dancers with his chair! But, from behind...TCI and the "Dragon Master" teamed up for just a minute and clothesline Brother Al from behind. Now the manager of the Foreign Legion the Brainiac just nailed TCI from behind..but it had little affect! Now the BRAINIAC is begging for mercy...but TCI just nailed him with hard upper cut!
Meygon:This is chaos...look at Dante's Disciple inside the ring he got tossed into the barbed wire by Fugite! Fugite now is rubbing Dante's Disciple's face up and down the barbed wire! Man his face is nothing more then blood now!
Roxx:Hey, but it was an improvement over what he looked like before!
BSW:Now over on the far side of the ring The "Serial Thriller" Devan Gold just threw Fear into the barbed wire ropes and as he bounced back The "Serial Thriller" drop kicked Fear over the top! And Devan now spring boarded off the top barbed wire rope and landed a cross body press on Fear...the cover...1...2....no! Fear kicked out!
Roxx:Look at the "Dragon Kid" Darien McCarius..he is nailing Bother Al with some punishing chops! Meanwhile XL and TCI are double stomping "Dragon Master" Bryant Campbell!
Meygon:Now look over on the far side of the ring! You can see the Brainiac and Jack O. Lantern fighting! And it looks to me like Jack just tossed the Brainiac right into the ring post head first!
BSW:Back in the ring we have Soul Chaser the lone member of Ashes to Ashes is getting double teamed by the Outcasts. The Outcast's just whipped him into the barbed wire! Now he is bouncing back and the catch him...a double atomic drop into a double belly to back suplex...and they both bridge it! 1...2...no! The ring is so crowded that DDB tripped backwards and landed on the pile!
Meygon:Look at Fugite...he just took the bloody and beaten Dante's Disciple and POWER BOMBED HIM HEAD FIRST ON TO THE TOP TURN BUCKLE! Fugite looks like he might be going for a cover...but Purgatory just nailed Fugite from behind! And now nails him with a belly to belly suplex!
BSW:Now on the ouside....Brother Al has locked his FIGURE FOUR onto the Dragon Kid he won't last long Bro. Al specializes in that move...we have the Crazy Canuck getting beat with a steel chair by TCI! Now TCI laid the chair on top of him and is up on the security railing...he just did a leg drop right onto the chair onto the Crazy Canuck's head! That has to be it for him!
Roxx:The cover...1...2..thre...wait no! Some how that crazy son of a b**** kicked out! It seems like he almost...liked it! Who is he Mick Foley!
Meygon:Oh wow...look at his face he's covered in blood!
BSW:Now look over at the Serial Thriller and Fear...those two have been beating on each other almost since the beginning...now Fear is nailing the Serial Thriller with the steel stairs on his side! That has to be scrambling the insides of Devan Gold! His organs must be crying out in pain!
Roxx:That was alittle over the top my friend...don't turn into good 'old JR on me!
BSW:F*** off Roxx!
Roxx:Wow...just calling them as I see them big guy!
Meygon:Now the Dragon Master has a table and just set it up and has XL up on it...Dragon Master is now going up top...but no...DBB just nailed him from the inside! Dragon Mater just flew off the top and landed on the cement! Now DBB grabs Dante's Disciple and just guerilla press slammed him onto XL! WOW! Too bad the Disciple fell off of him when the landed because I think XL might be out!
BSW:Now Brother Al was forced to break his figure four Fear just nailed him with and elbow drop! Fear takes Brother Al and just gave him a pile driver on the cement! The cover...1...2...and no a save by the beaten to h*** Crazy Canuck! This is a fine show of the IWO's up and coming talent!
Roxx:Talent! S*** all these guys are doing are beating the p*** out of each other let's see some of the wrestlers that mean something to the IWO like ?¿?, Joey Rappaport, Dane Wilt...I mean h*** even Justin Shack would be better then this!
BSW:WOW I THINK THAT THE SERIAL THRILLER HEARD HIM BECAUSE HE JUST TOSSED XL OVER THE ANNOUNCE POSITION RIGHT ON TOP OF ROXX!
Meygon:HA! Serves you right! Here Mr. Gold take his chair!
Roxx:OUCH! If I didn't have to call this match I'd kick your...
BSW:Tisk tisk...temper temper Roxx!
Roxx:My seat! Had to take my seat too didn't you Meygon!
Meygon:Do to others as you wish for them to do to you big boy!
BSW:Back to the action fans! XL is up on our table now and he just drop kicked that steel chair of Roxx's right into the face of the Serial Thriller as he tried to block him!
Meygon:Man look at this no one is gone yet...these IWO athletes are really amazing!
BSW:You got that right...now look in the ring...Scott "Tiger" Cunigan just about took the "Shrimp" Samuel Patright head off with a big ax kick! He goes for a cover, but the Phreak Paul Hanson is on him before he knows what happens! Now DBB and Fugite are beating on Purgatory who is currently wrapped in the ropes! Dante's Disciple just crawled in the ring and he just nailed both Fugite and DBB from behind with a double clothes line! Now the Disciple has a hold of Fugite and just nailed him with a face buster! He turns and nails DBB with a DDT! And now he is freeing his tag team partner Purgatory from the ropes!
Meygon:Look on the outside...the Dragon Kid Darien McCarius is being double teamed by both members of The Foreign Legion! But, look at him fight back! He just nailed the Crazy Canuck with a mean upper cut knocking him back! Now he just karate kicked Brother Al back! Now the Dragon Kid charges at Al, but Al nails him with a drop toe hold! Al is now holding him down...
Roxx:Look up top it's the "Serial Thriller" Devan Gold! Gold off the top rope with the STAR DUST PRESS (450 splash)! Turns him over and the cover...1....2....3!
Eliminated:The Dragon Kid Darien McCarius
BSW:Theirs our first elimination! That's gonna put the Young Dragon's at a huge disadvantage...but remember both team members must be eliminated for the team to lose. Now on the inside we have Purgatory and Phreak trading punches again...but this time it looks like Purgatory is getting the better of him and nails him with a scoop slam! Look at the Shrimp...he just flew off the tope rope and went for a cross body press on Purgatory...but Purgatory caught him and power slams him to the ground too! Fugite is now being stomped by Scott "Tiger" Cunigan...The Tiger just set him up on the top rope...and is going for a Hurricranna, but Fugite nails him with a kick and reverses it into tornado DDT...no Tiger lands on his feet like all cats do...and reverses it into a Northern light suplex! The bridge 1...2...no DBB interrupted the count!
Meygon:DBB has Dante's Disciple in a full nelson submission! I doubt he will submit or pass out, but DBB does have a good idea trying to wear a man down! And Dante's Disciple is a prime candidate he has taken a lot of punishment this match!
BSW:On the outside the Dragon Master Bryant Campbell...the surviving member of the Young Dragons has the Crazy Canuck and they are fighting back towards the back! Oh man this match is already way to spread out this is gonna be a b**** to call!
Meygon:Ahhhh...I thought you were the one that was supposed to be the great journalist here?
BSW:P*** on that this is just too much for me even! Oh well...They are now in the back and trading punches! We'll keep you as updated as we can...a ref and a camera man is following them so they are still legally still in this match and can be eliminated. Brother Al now has Fear and just nailed him with a face drop! Now Brother Al has him in the leg scissors submission, but I doubt that'll do much in this match. We now have XL and TCI the Fire Dancers double teaming the "Serial Thriller" Devan Gold! They have him up on the security railing and they just DDTed him off of it onto the cement! Now TCI is holding him as XL is going to the top rope...and off the top to the outside he just executed a cork screw plancha! The cover...1...2...3!
Eliminated:The "Serial Thriller" Devan Gold
Meygon:Now two teams are short handed! Plus we have the Crazy Canuck in the back and that won't prove good for Brother Al still up front! Inside the ring now we have DBB being double teamed by two men from different teams as in the"Phreak" Paul Hanson and Scott "Tiger" Cunigan. Cunigan is holding DBB as Hanson chops at him with those hands the size of pineapples!
BSW: Now we have Dante's Disciple finally dominating someone....
Roxx:Yeah but the funny part is he's beating down someone called the Shrimp! I mean c'mon! Granted that was a nice catapult into the wire he just nailed him with! Shrimp is now cut up pretty good! Dante's Disciple is now trying to wear him down with a Boston crab! AHAHAHA! A crab on a shrimp!
::no one laughs.::
Roxx:You guys just don't know good comedy!
BSW:Now Fugite has Purgatory...Purgatory just tossed Fugite into one side of the barbed wire! Now he tosses him in the other side! And drops Fugite with a big boot! Purgatory is waiting for him to get up...and here he comes wrapping around him it looks like the big man is going for a crucifix...no Fugite reverses it...he has him up in the firemen's carry...and drops him yes! It's the LOST TIME (Firemen's carry into a neck breaker). The cover...1...2...3! Dante's Disciple just couldn't get their quick enough!
BSW:Told ya Roxx...the two veterans are taking it all the way.
Roxx:Who cares they all suck anyways!
BSW:Sure I'd like to see you get in the ring with them! Phreak has now turned on the Tiger and those two are nailing each other! Tiger goes for a body scissors take down, but Phreak simply flips him over him! And with power too! The cover...1...2...no! He got his foot on the barbed wire...that still counts for a rope!
Meygon:Now we are cutting to the back...look at the Crazy Canuck nailing the Dragon Master with that trash can. Crazy Canuck now walks over to the soda machine...he just pulled money out of his jeans...he's counting it up...he is dropping it down the machine and just bought a Mountain Due. Takes a drink and wow he just nailed the Dragon Master in head with the rest of it! Dragon Master got busted open on that one! He just picked it up and threw it back at him! The Crazy Canuck goes down from that one. Now the Dragon Master stumbled to his feet and is leaning up against a door...the Crazy Canuck just ran into him and pushed him right into a cafeteria!
BSW:Outside the ring now Fear has TCI up in a torture rack! TCI isn't tapping, but you have to wonder how long he'll last. Brother Al just caught XL in mid air and a spine buster! Al is calling for it and yes it's the FIGURE FOUR! The Dragon Kid was able to outlast it earlier in the match can XL last it now? NO! XL just couldn't take it this late in the match he tapped! He's gone!
Meygon:Now look in the ring we have Shrimp up on the top and he just drop kicked Fugite from behind! Fugite now down and the Phreak just nailed him with an elbow drop! The cover...1...2...no! DBB was able to make a save for his team mate! Dante's Disciple is tangled in the wire and Scott "Tiger" Cunigan has a broken bottle a fan tossed in the ring and is cutting the Disciple's face! Man the Disciple is a bloody mess and he still has fight in him! He is gonna be a power in the IWO in the not so distant future!
BSW:Now Soul Chaser just pulled DBB up off the pile...and just nailed him with a side walk slam! The cover...1....2....no! DBB kicked out! Soul Chaser has him back up and just whipped him in the cornor...and a big splash! DBB just went down hard after that one!
Roxx:Look outside...their are only three now and Brother Al is setting up a table...TCI has Fear up on the top rope and is waiting for it...and it's a Hurricaranna off the top through the table! But, Brother Al is stomping on TCI right away! He just nailed TCI head first into the pole...and now the Brainiac is stomping on TCI!
BSW:Brother Al is going for the cover on Fear...1...2..no! Jack O. Lantern just stomped on Brother Al stopping the count...Brother Al is up and he just threw Jack into the ring post. Now Bro. Al is going for the cover on Fear again...1...2...no! Fear kicked out! Lantern bought him just enough time to kick out! That's the type of manager I'd like to have in my corner.
Meygon:Back in the ring Phreak just body slammed Shrimp on top of Fugite, but only got a two count. Tiger has Dante's Disciple off the ropes now and has him in a STF! Dante's Disciple is fading he has took a beating this whole match! Him and the Crazy Canuck are a tie for the Meygon most beat up award. But, that just goes to show you how great of competitors we have here in the IWO. Soul Chaser still has DBB and just whipped him off the ropes and kicked him in the stomach! Pulls him in and has him up and drops him in his famous POWER BOMB! The 1 footed cover...1...2...3! See ya DBB.
Eliminated:Da Bronx Bro.
BSW:Let's check up on the Dragon Master and the Crazy Canuck! Wow they both went through the salad bar literally! They are both covered in salad dressing, ice berg lettuce, tomatoes, peppers, carrots, broccoli, and even soup drips off of them! Now they are in the kitchen fighting...it appears the Crazy Canuck has the advantage as of now...he just threw pan after pan after pan on the Dragon Master. The cover 1...2...no kick out! Now Crazy Canuck opened the hot oven and Dragon Master is leaning against the open door. The Crazy Canuck is backing up charging at him going for a spear, but the Dragon Master ducked! Crazy Canuck just burnt his arms! Now Dragon Master just opened the dish washer and has the whole top tray of dishes and glasses and just dumped all of them out on top of the Crazy Canuck!
Roxx:Wow! These guys are actually starting to get impressive!
BSW:Now The Master Dragon just picked the Crazy Canuck out of the broken glass and has him in the counter and it's not quite a top rope, but it'll work for his finisher! And yes a TOMBSTONE OFF THE COUNTER ONTO THE GLASS! The cover..1...2...3!
Eliminated:The Crazy Canuck
Meygon:Now the Master Dragon being the true fighter he is now begins to head back to the ring. Now inside the ring Fugite just tossed Dante's Disciple out of the ring and is following him. Phreak and Shrimp are taking a breather in the corner and are perhaps talking about a strategy. Soul Chaser and Scott "Tiger" Cunigan are now trading punches and Soul Chaser seems to be winning!
BSW:Now Soul Chaser picks the Tiger up and nails him with a sky high! He has him down and for the cover...1...2...no! The Tiger kicked out! Now Soul Chaser has him up and in the corner and is going up top for some punches...1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9...Tiger picks the big man up and drops him face first on the top turn buckle!
Roxx:Wow this is one h*** of a long filler match!
BSW:Fear is up from going head first through a table ... Brother Al and TCI are trading punches...Brother Al has TCI up in a firemen's carry, but TCI reversed it into an arm drag take over! Now Fear out of nowhere just has TCI and just nailed him with a German suplex...the bridge...1...2...3!
Roxx:Wow...a team is eliminated!
Meygon:Dante's Disciple and Fugite are fighting through the crowd...they have now resorted to just picking up chairs, bottles, cups, even merchandise the fans have bought and just throwing them at eachother. They are now over to the stairs and are fighting up the stairs. They aren't even trying wrestling moves they are now resorting to primal fist fighting and just simply tossing s*** at eachother.
BSW:Fear and Brother Al just rolled in the ring to join the party in the ring. The Outcast's are now going after Fear and Brother Al! Shrimp is stomping on Fear while Al is being stomped by Phreak! Phreak has Al up and just nailed him with a brain buster DDT. Phreak not even going for the cover is up top and drilled his knee right into Brother Al's throat. Shrimp has Fear up and goes for a vertical suplex, but Fear blocked it and reversed it and Shrimp just landed on the top rope! And he snapped it! Shrimp just snapped the top rope! Fear is now pulling the barbed wire off and wrapping the Shrimp in it!
Roxx:Whoa shutup look over at Fugite and Dante's Disciple! They are up on the balcony trading punches! Fugite kicks Dante's Disciple and nails him with a pile driver! Fugite has him up now...guerrilla press..no! Dante's Disciple slipped out the back door on that one! Disciple grabs a chair and whips it at Fugite, but Fugite was able to side step it and some unlucky fan just got nailed down in the crowd!
BSW:Dante's Disciple is up on the thing balcony again! Now he has Fugite and drops him down with a choke hold! Here comes the manager of Eternal Damnation Dominatrix!
Roxx:SCWING! Theirs a real woman Meygon!
Meygon:Real? I don't think ALL of her is real Roxx!
BSW:Be that as it may...she just tossed Dante's Disciple a stun gun...but Fugite just knocked it out of his hands...now the two both struggle to their feet...and begin to trade punches...Fugite seemed to have gotten the better of him and Dante's Disciple just FELL! NO HE GRABBED ON TO THE LEDGE...FUGITE BEGINS TO STOMP HIS FEET, BUT DOMINATRIX JUST PUSHED FUGITE FROM BEHIND! BUT, FUGITE GRABBED HOLD OF DISCIPLE'S LEG! DANTE'S DISCIPLE TRY TO HANG ON, BUT NO BOTH MEN JUST FELL OFF THE BALCONY TO THE FLOOR THROUGH A TABLE!
Roxx:YES! OH MY GOD! For a filler match that was the s***!
Meygon:WOW! A ref is over to them and is calling for medics!
BSW:I just got word that both me took great damage on that fall...it has been ruled that both are officially eliminated neither one can continue.
Eliminated:Dante's Disciple & Fugite
Roxx:That took care of two birds with one stone. Eternal Damnation and the Fugite/DBB team are now all eliminated!
BSW:Well here's a check on who we still have around folks both members of the Outcasts and Ashes to Ashes. Then we have Scott "Tiger" Cunigan, Brother Al, and the Dragon Master. So that's still 5 teams that might be facing the Beverly Hills Bruisers at the later tonight.
Meygon:Phreak still has Brother Al at his mercy and the Shrimp is still being wrapped in barbed wire by Fear. Now Soul Chaser is being double teamed by the Dragon Master and Scott "Tiger" Cunigan.
BSW:Phreak has Brother Al and nails him with a double armed DDT! Phreak going for the cover...1...2..no! Brother Al kicked out! Soul Chaser is up in a pile driver by the Tiger and Dragon Master flys off the top rope and Soul Chaser just got nailed with a spiked pile driver! Tiger for the cover...1...2...no! Dragon Master pulled him off he wants to make the cover...1....2...no! Tiger pulled him off he wants to make the cover too! Now the two are going to town on eachother as Fear helps Soul Chaser to his feet. The Shrimp is totally defenseless wrapped in that barbed wire...Soul Chaser has him up in the power bomb...and Fear grabs Shrimps head and it's the HEAVEN TO HELL DROP (Powerbomb and neckbreaker)! The cover by Soul Chaser...1...2...3!
Eliminated:The "Shrimp" Samuel Patright
Roxx:It's getting down to the last few...this one just seems like it's not gonna end!
BSW:The only whole team we have left are Ashes to Ashes! And they are now double teaming the "Phreak" Paul Hanson! They seem to have a real hatred for the Outcasts right now! Meanwhile The "Dragon Master" Bryant Campbell and Scott "Tiger" Cunigan are trading knife edge chops in the middle of the ring. And Brother Al is up against the barbed wire it looks like he's getting a bit of a breather.
Meygon: Ashes to Ashes looks like their about ready to try to land another Heaven to Hell drop only this time it'll be on the Shrimp tag team partner the "Phreak" Paul Hanson! Soul Chaser going for the powerbomb, but Hanson reversed it into a Hurricaranna! Now Fear is stomping the Phreak Paul Hanson, but look Brother Al just nailed Fear from behind...now those two are trading punches. On the other side of the ring the Tiger just nailed the Dragon Master with a belly to belly suplex! Now the Tiger has him on his back and it's the TIGER FURY CLUTCH (rings of Saturn)! He's applying tons of pressure to the Dragon Master's arms....and yes finally the Dragon Master tapped!
Eliminated:"Dragon Master" Bryant Campbell
BSW:That's the last of the Young Dragons....but they did put up a great showing here at Gold and Glory. Phreak now has Soul Chaser trapped in the corner and is choking him with that big boot of his! Brother Al has Fear on the top rope and just nailed him with a superplex off the top! The cover...1...2...no! Fear somehow kicked out! Scott "Tiger" Cunigan is now stomping on Fear with Brother Al.
Meygon:Phreak just now grabbed Soul Chaser by the hair and laid him neck first on to the ropes. Phreak now backed up and runs and just jumped on him and crushed Soul Chaser's neck into that barbed wire rope!
BSW:Brother Al is outside the ring now and he just slid in a table. He now has it set up and Tiger just set Fear on top of it. Now Tiger goes up top and Brother Al grabs him and GUERRILLA PRESS SLAMS TIGER ON TOP OF FEAR THROUGH THE TABLE! Brother Al runs in quick for the cover on Fear...1....2...3!
BSW:Phreak now has Soul Chaser up off the wire and just whipped him into the other side of the wire! And on the other side of the wire! Phreak now picks Soul Chaser up...and a power slam! This might be the beginning of the end for Soul Chaser...now Phreak is up on the top rope...and a 357 LBS. MOON SAULT OFF THE TOP ON SOUL CHASER! The cover...1...2....3!
Meygon:Jack O. Lantern is on the outside and he is outraged! His team got eliminated within seconds of eachother!
BSW:We are now down to 3! The "Phreak" Paul Hanson...Brother Al....and Scott "Tiger" Cunigan. Either the Outcasts, Foreign Legion, or Doomsday Express will be the ones to take on the Beverly Hill Bruisers later tonight! The three men are just eyeing eachother up...no one has made a move yet...
Meygon:It looks like Scott Cunigan is talking to Brother Al about teaming up against the big Phreak. The two agree and they go right after Paul Hanson! Hanson is trying to fight back, but can't against two men! They whip him into the wire! Now Brother Al is stomping him as Cunigan is outside looking for a weapon...he grabs a broom stick! He's in the ring now and just nailed Brother Al from behind with it! Tiger just drop kicked Phreak out of the ring! Now Tiger has Brother Al up and has him in an abdominal stretch! Wait he grabs the other arm...and yes a pump handle slam! The cover!
BSW:1...2...no! Brother Al kicked out! The Phreak Paul Hanson is back in and he's got a chair...he just busted Scott Cunigan in the head with it! Brother Al is up to one knee and Paul Hanson nailed him with the steel chair too! Now Phreak has has Brother Al up and begins to rub Brother Al's face all over the barbed wire! Now Phreak has Brother Al up and just whipped him into the turn buckle and just about turned him inside out! Now he has Brother Al uptop and is going for a DDT off the top....and he nailed it! Phreak now makes the cover...1...2...3!
Roxx:And then their was two...this is too long! BORING!
Meygon:Now Cunigan and Phreak are trading punches...Phreak being the bigger man is now dominating...
BSW:Well the one ref is still their and that's all that matters I guess...Phreak has Cunigan up for a power slam, but the Tiger went off his back and just ran Phreak into the barbed wire! Now Tiger is nailing Phreak with kick after kick! Phreak goes down and Cunigan just nailed him with an ax kick! The cover...1...2...no! Phreak kicked out!
Meygon:Now Tiger has that chair and is drilling it into the side of Paul Hanson! Now Tiger just laid a chair on Hanson's head and off the top a big elbow drop on the chair...1...2...no Hanson got is leg up on the wire...which for this match that does count as the rope.
BSW:Look down the aisle way! Its three time former IC tag champ Phantom! Phantom is coming to ringside...he might be alittle angered that Era X wasn't involved in this match...
Meygon:Phreak and Cunigan have no idea that Phantom is at ringside. Phreak is up to one knee and blood is dripping out of him like crazy! The Tiger stands infront of him and is nailing him in the face with right and lefts!
BSW:Now Phreak is now leaning on the top rope of barbed wire...Tiger is backing up and is charging at him for a clothesline...but Phreak ducked and Tiger fly over the top to the outside!
Roxx:Look on the outside Phantom is stomping Scott "Tiger" Cunigan! Phreak is distracting the ref...looks like he is complaining about some cheap shot or something...and Phantom just picked Cunigan off the floor and it's the PHANTOM'S CRUCIFIX (crucifix power bomb)! Scott Tiger Cunigan is out and Phantom just rolled him into the ring!
BSW:Tiger is out and the Phreak is making a cover on him...1...2...3! Outcasts win it! Outcast will be taking on the Beverly Hills Bruisers later tonight!
Roxx:Now Phantom is just calmly walking back to the locker room! I love it!
BSW:Phreak and Shrimp have something to be proud of tonight they took on 14 other men and came out on top!
Roxx:You know Phreak carried the team right?
Meygon:Hey I was watching Shrimp has his moments too.
Roxx:YEah I knew they'd win the whole time...
BSW:Now fans we have to take the barbed wire off and put the ropes back on...congratulations go out to the Outcasts who will be taking on Brian and Michael Dudley later on tonight!
Intercontiental Tag Team Title Match
Beverly Hills Bruisers v. Hardcore Royal Winners
BSW: Oh my god! Whatta' hardcore battle royal that was!
Roxx: Yeah yeah yeah! Beverly Hills Brusiers are gonna take out the Outcasts, they'll be the Outcasted!!
Meygon: Shut up Roxx! You don't know what the hell you'r talking about!
Roxx: Ahh shut up.
BSW: Why do I get stuck with both of you?
Roxx: Awwww poor Scotty, you punk!
Meygon: Roxx shut up you loser!
Roxx: [Mumbling] Go da hell...
Roxx: [Rubing face] Ouch!
BSW: Hahahahahaha. Well whatta' match that hardcore battle royal was, and the Outcasts escape the winners, but now, right after that match they have the to defeat the IC tag champions Beverly Hills Bruisers who are bout to make there way to the ring.
Roxx: the Outcasts have already been beatin up, they can't last another match, exspecially with the Bruisers. I promise you that!
Meygon: I believe that the Outcasts are going to beat the piss outta' the Bruisers!
Roxx: Believe what you may....
BSW: Well, enough of the talking, how bout we go down to ringside, the Outcasts already in the ring!
Announcer: This next match....is scheduled for ONE FALL.....and it is for the INTERCONTINENTAL TAG TEAM TITLES!!!! The challengers, already in the ring....Potright, Hanson....THE OUTCASTS!!!!!
[Crowd explodes with cheers over the tag team]
Announcer: Now....there opponents...
[The announcer is cut of by the sound of "Pretty Fly For A White Guy" by the Offspring blasts through out the arena]
Announcer: Coming to the ring at this time. Weighing a combined weight of 500 pounds....they are the IC Tag Team Champions!!! MIKE AND BRIAN DUDLEY...THE BEVERLY HILLS BRUISERS!!!!!
[Crowd boos tremendously]
*!DING DING DING!*
BSW: And the bell sounds, and this match is under way. Mike, and Brian Dudley still standing on the outside, as the Outcasts are at the ropes taunting the Bruisers. Mike goes over to the crowd, and grabs a chair! So does Brian! the Outcasts now out numbered! Wait! Potright, and Hanson ask for chairs, and they get em! The bruisers are in! All 4 man, standing in the ring, ready to attack! Mike snickers at Hanson, and Potright SMACKS UP SIDE THE HEAD! Mike Dudley out cold! Brian Dudley watching in amazement as Hanson NAILS EM WITH THE CHAIR!
Roxx: Potright covers Mike Dudley! 1.....2.....3 NO! Kick out by Mike Dudley! Very close call! I thought that was three! But this ref is good!
Meygon: Shut up Roxx! Shrimp gets up Mike Dudley, and throws him into the ropes, boot, SNAP SUPLEX! Hanson has Brian Dudley in the corner, and is doing a number on em! Hard right hands from Hanson knocking the sense out of Brian Dudley! Hanson sets him on top. Slaps him twice! Climbs up the turnbuckle, tries for a superplex! Brian blocks it! Throws him down! A FLIPPING NECK BREAKER! WHATTA' MOVE! SNAPPED HansonS NECK! Hanson IS OUT COLD!
BSW: Brian Dudley grabs Potright from behind, BACKWARDS DDT! Now, Brian, and Mike stomping all over Potright. They get him up, and send him into the ropes, DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Shrimp hits the canvas hard! Now Mike gets him up. Brian goin to the top rope. Mike with a huge suplex! Right away a leg drop from the second turnbuckle onto Shrimp! Mike with a cover! Hanson tries to break it up but Brian with a hard right hand! Cover by Mike! 1.....2....NO!
Roxx: COME ON REF! That was 3! Now Mike gets him up, and sends him into the ropes, CLOTHESLINE misses! Potright runs at Mike Dudley, DROP KICK! Sends Mike over the top rope! Now Brian from behind, with a double ax handle! Potright falls to his knees. Brian with an elbow to the skull! Another! Another! Finally Shrimp falls. But look! Hanson has a broom, and is going after Mike Dudley. Mike, turn around!!!! [CRACK!] OH GOD! Mike Dudley falls to the ground in an instance! Now Hanson on the apron, Shrimp throws Brian Dudley into Hanson, [CRACK!] Brian falls to the canvas! NO NO NO DAMNIT NO!
Meygon: SHUT UP FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD! Mike Dudley is out cold on the ground, and Brian is out cold in the ring. Hanson on the top rope now! Shrimp has Brian locked up, BROOM SHOT OF THE TOP ROPE! Brian is knocked out! Shrimp gets him up, and sends him into the ropes, boot, NECKBREAKER! NECKBREAKER! Shrimp gets up, and sends him out of the ring. The ref is counting. Hanson gets in the ring, turns the ref around, POWERBOMB! The ref is laid out in the ring!
BSW: Hanson rolls out of the ring, and grabs Mike Dudley, and brings him up the ramp way. Hard shots by both men. Both feeling the blows! OH MY GOD! BRIAN DUDLEY NAILED Shrimp WITH THAT RING BELL! BOOT, RUNNING POWERBOMB THROUGH THE FRENCH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!! WHATTA' MOVE! Potright IS LOST IN THE TABLE! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! Brian falls to his knees, trying to catch his breath.
Roxx: Good idea Brian. Brian reaches over, and grabs a chair. SMACKS it against his back! Shrimp is kicking in pain! Up at the very top of the isle Mike, and Hanson. Brawling it out! Hanson grabs a bamboo stick [CRACK!] Ouch! Mike grabs a chair [SMACK!] Both men tumble to the ground! Brian Dudley has Potright, and throws him over the guard rail into the crowd! IWO going HAAARRRRRDDDCOOORRRRRRRRRRE! And I LOVE IT!
Meygon: Would you shut the...
BSW: Pump HANDLE SLAM delievered by Brian Dudley to Shrimp on the cement! Brian grabs a hair full of Shrimps hair, and drags him up the steps. Hard shots from Brian Dudley! Shrimp on his knees. Brian with a line of chairs ready. Grabs one, [SMACK!] Another...[CRACK!] Another one! [SMACK!] Another! [SMACK SMACK!] Shrimp falls down the steps! NAILING THE GUARD RAIL!
Roxx: Up on the isle. Hanson has Mike Dudley, throws him into the guard rail! He bounces off, SUPER CLOTHESLINE! Hanson pointing to the two tables stacked below the isle, about 30 feet drop. Hanson grabs Mike, and throws him THROUGH THE TABLES! No! The tables didnt break! Mike is lying out cold on the tables! Hanson BACKS UP! TAKES A RUNNING START.....LEG DROP THROUGH THE TABLES!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHH MYYY GODDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MIKE DUDLEY, AND Hanson ARE OUT COLD!!! WHATTA' FREAKIN MOVE!!!
Meygon: INSANE! Now Brian Dudley has Shrimp, and is draggin him back up the steps. Throws him through the little tunnel leading to the lobby. Brian Dudley has Shrimp in a vertical suplex base, BUT A LOW BLOW given by Potright! Potright grabs Brian Dudley by the hair, CRASHES HIS HEAD INTO THE GLASS BOOTH OF THE IWO FAN GEAR! BRIAN DUDLEYS FACE IS BUSTED OPEN! BLOOD EVERYWHERE! Shrimp is bleeding was well! IT'S A MESS DAMNIT!
BSW: Now below the isle Hanson is getting up. He grabs Mike Dudley, and sends him into the guard rail! Hanson taking his shots on Mike Dudley. Dudley feeling the shots, and falls to his knees. Hanson walks behind the curtains, going to the back I suppose?
Roxx: I don't know!
Meygon: Potright WITH A RUNNING BOWERBOMB THROUGH THE WHOLE FAN GEAR BOOTH!!! ALL GLASS EVERYWHERE!! OH MY GOD! BRIAN DUDLEY IS NO LONGER CAPIABLE TO GO ON IN THIS CONTEST!
BSW: GLASS IS STICKING INTO HIS BACK, AND SHOULDERS! Shrimp taking hard kicks to Brian Dudley! Wait! MY GOD! HOLY SH*T! WHAT THE HELL?!!?! Hanson just nailed Mike Dudley with a party ball! A PARTY BALL! He's gotta' zip cord! HE ATTATCHES IT TO MIKE! BEEM ME UP HansonY!
Roxx: SHUT UP! You'r corny! BOTH MEN ARE FIGHTING 50 FEET OFF THE GROUND ON A ZIP CORD! HARD KICKS FROM Hanson! HARD SHOTS FROM MIKE! THERE BRAWLING IN MID-AIR! WAIT! It's making it's way to the IWO BIG SCREEN 60 FEET OF F THE GROUND!!!
Meygon: This doesn't look good! Shrimp has Brian Dudley, and sends him over the counter of "Bob's Liquor Lounge." Shrimp has a big beer bottle...Brian Dudley gets on his knees, and looks up, [SMASH!] Right over the head!!! GOOD GOD! Mike just falls to the floor! Shrimp hops the counter, and is walking down the steps towards the ring. He doesn't see Hanson, nor Mike Dudley! LOOK UP!
BSW: He is unaware of what has taken place! Shrimp grabs a chair, and is poised in the middle of the ring! But up above Hanson has Mike Dudley PILEDRIVER! WHAT A SICKENING SOUND! MIKE DUDLEYS FOREHEAD HITTING METAL! Hanson laughing at Mike Dudley! Hanson has busted open Mike Dudley a great deal. Hanson has yet to be busted. Hanson just punching away on Mike Dudley! The Outcasts want the IC tag titles! Bruisers are standin in there way!
Roxx: Bruisers have em in the bag!
Meygon: YEAH RIGHT! Hanson HAS MIKE UP...
Roxx: OH NOOO!!
BSW: JACKNIFE! GOD.....DAMN! DID YOU HEAR THE SOUND! SICK! GEEZ!
Meygon: WAIT! LOOK IN THE ISLE! IT'S BRIAN DUDLEY! He's gotta a damn BARBED WIRE DUMPSTER! THIS HAS GOT TO GO DOWN IN THE BOOKS AS THE CRAZIEST TAG TEAM MATCH IN A LONG TIME! Potright rolls out of the ring, and charges at Brian Dudley! THE BRAWL BEGINS AGAIN! Lefts, and rights! Lefts, and rights! Now Brian grabs Shrimp, SLAMS HIS HEAD INTO THE DUMPSTER! Barbed wire prickling away at Potrights flesh!
BSW: Brian continusly slamming Shrimps face into the dumpsters side! Barbed wire all around Shrimps face! Shrimp kicking at Brian, KICKS HIM IN THE GUT....PILEDRIVER INTO THE DUMPSTER! WHAT A DENT! BARBED WIRE ALL OVER THE BOTH OF EM! Hanson pointing to the top of the celing! A PILE OF CHAIRS FALL DOWN! WHAT THE HELL?!!? FALLING ON Hanson, AND MIKE DUDLEY! Hanson grabs a chair, so does Mike, MIKE HITS FIRST, AND SENDS Hanson TO THE METAL! Mike beating the hell out of Hanson with that chair!
Roxx: Wait! Shrimp has brian Dudley, SUPLEXS HIM INTO THE DUMPSTER! Shrimp is now pushing the dumpster to the edge of the isle, a 30 feet drop! Hanson put Mike Dudley through the tables, lets see if Shrimp can send Brian Dudley off the freakin isle! Shrimp pushing! BUT BRIAN SMACKS Shrimp WITH A CHAIR, AND Shrimp FALLS TO THE STEEL ISLE'S FLOOR. THE DUMPSTER HANGING OFF THE EDGE!! Oh my god....
Meygon: Brian wants to get off, but if he moves, he may go with the dumpster. BRIAN JUMPS OFF AND THE DUMPSTER STAYS! Brian Dudley grabs Potright, SUPLEXS HIM INTO THE DUMPSTER! THE DUMPSTER IS TIPPING! IT'S TIPPING!!!! Shrimp GETTING UP, AND TRIES TO GET OFF, CHAIR SHOT FROM BRIAN DUDLEY! SENDS Shrimp ACROSS THE DUMPSTER! AND IT FALLLLSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHHH GOOOOD NO!!! GOD NO! GOD NO! DAMNIT! DAMNIT! DAMNIT!
BSW: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! Potright FELL OFF THAT ISLE WITH THE DUMPSTER!
Roxx: WAIT NO! Potright JUMPED OFF OF IT IN MID-AIR, AND IS HANGING ON THE ISLE! BRIAN SEES EM! OH SH*T! KICKS EM IN THE FACE, AND Potright FALLS!!!!! GOD DAMNIT! THIS IS SICK! Potright JUST LANDED ON THAT DUMPSTER!
Meygon: The Outcasts aren't in a good spot right now. One half of the tag team has been dismantled, and can no longer stand. Hanson, and Mike Dudley on top of the TRON! MIKE DUDLEY IS BEATING THE HELL OUT OF Hanson! Brian Dudley sees them both now, you can see a smile behind the blood. Mike tellin Brian to set up 3 tables. Brian will do so. Mike is just pounding on Hanson. Hanson can't even get up. Mike grabs him by the hair...
Mike: B*TCH! YOU THINK YOU COULD BEAT US?! HUH?! WELL YOU'R WRONG! YOU SUCK!
BSW: SLAMS HIS HEAD INTO A MEDAL POLE HOLDING THE BIG SCREEN! The tables, are ready! And I think Hanson is going through them all.....
Meygon: I can't watch this.....
Roxx: Mike Dudley grabs Hanson, and tries to chokeslam him down! BLOCKED! LOW BLOW! NO!
BSW: Hanson BATTLING BACK! WITH HARD RIGHT HANDS! BOOT, DDT! BRIAN DOESN'T SEE IT. Hanson GETS UP MIKE, AND HAS A CHAIR. SMACK! SMACK! MIKE IS ABOUT TO FALL OFF! Hanson SWINGS WITH ALL HIS MIGHT! MISSES! MIKE THROWS HIM OFF!!!!
Roxx: THROUGH THE THREE TABLES HEAD FIRST! HEAD FIRST! HEAD FIRST! 60 FEET OF THE GROUND! HEAD FIRST! THIS CROWD IS GOING CRAZY! THIS CROWD IS ABSALOUTLEY LOVING IT! BUT Hanson MAY BE CLOSE TO BEING DEAD!
Meygon: What does BRIAN DUDLEY CARE! He's stomping all over Hanson! Mike Dudley on his knees, smiling to the crowd! You bastard!
BSW: Hanson is out cold ladies, and gentlemen. Along with Potright. Brian Dudley gets him up, and sends him to the ropes, boot, POWERBOMB! Hanson is out! Wait! Mike can't down....cause....there's....no...zip...cord! OH NO! MIKE IS STUCK UP THERE! AND NOW I THINK HE HAS REALIZED THAT! Mike calling for help! Wait..someone is coming down...IT'S Potright! WITH A BASEBALL BAT! HE LANDS ON THE BIG SCREEN! MIKE RUNS AT HIM, SHOT TO THE STOMACH! TURNS HIM AROUND, BAT SHOT TO THE HEAD! BREAKS IT OVER MIKE DUDLEYS HEAD! MIKE DUDLEY FALLS OFF THE BIG SCREEN!!! ALL THE WAY!!
Roxx: LOOK OUT HE'S COMIN OUR WAY!!!
Meygon: OH MY GOD!!!!!
BSW: OH MY GOD! DID U SEE MIKE DUDLEYS HEAD GO THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCING TABLE! FOLKS IF YOU CAN'T HEAR US DON'T WORRY, WERE GETTING IT FIXED!
Roxx: WHAT IF THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU?!
Meygon: OH WHO CARES!
BSW: WAIT! FROM THE BIG SCREEN COMES Shrimp WITH THE BAT! BRIAN DUDLEY DOESN'T SEE IT! Shrimp FROM BEHIND BRIAN DUDLEY! SMACK! ACROSS THE HEAD! BRIAN FALLS TO Hanson...he pushes him back to Potright....HEAVEN TO HELL DROP! THEY CONNECTED THE TAG FINISHER! Potright COVERS! 1....2...NO! THE REF STOPPED COUNTING! WHAT THE HELL?!
Roxx: BRIAN DUDLEY ISN'T THE LEGAL MAN! IT'S Shrimp AND MIKE DUDLEY!
BSW: Since when was there a legal man! The ref was out of this match from the beginning! BASTARD!
Meygon: Shrimp, and Hanson arguing with the ref! Mike Dudley ain't gettin up for a while I'll tell you that much. He's right in front of us, bleeding, and hurt bad. Wait! Here comes Caren Dudley! She gets on the apron. Hanson has his back turned. Caren sneaks up behind, Hanson GRABS HER THROWS HER TO Shrimp....HEAVEN TO HELL DROP! ON CAREN DUDLLLLLEYYYYYY!!!!
BSW: That's what she gets! Potright rolls out of the ring, and grabs Mike Dudley. Throws him into the ring! I think were gonna see the new IC tag champs!
Roxx: Mike Dudley, Brian Dudley, Caren Dudley, there all helpless! There is no way they can win! Shrimp gets Mike Dudley up slowly. Hanson, and Shrimp laughing there ass's off. Shrimp gets him up....HEAVEN TO HELL DROP! ON THE WOODEN BAT! MIKE DUDLEY SQUIRMING IN PAIN! Shrimp....now covers....1.....2.....BRIAN PULLS Shrimp OFF! Hanson NOW STOMPING BRIAN OUT OF THE RING. Hanson THROWS CAREN OUT TOO. The ref telling Hanson to get out of the ring, he does. Potright covers again.....NEW IC TAG CHAMPS.....1......2.....
Meygon: NO! MIKE DUDLEY KICKED OUT! Hanson IS AMAZED! AS WELL IS Potright! I don't think The Outcasts knows what to do next. Shrimp tags Hanson in. Hanson now gets up Mike Dudley, and sends him into the ropes, MISSES A CLOTHESLINE, CROSS BODY! Hanson GOES DOWN! MIKE GRABS HOLD OF THAT BAT. HE TIES Hanson INTO THE ROPES! Shrimp trying to get in the ring! The ref won't let em! Mike is about to swing...Shrimp GETS IN THE WAY. MIKE STOPS.....MIKE NAILS Shrimp! Shrimp FALLS TO THE MAT, AND BRIAN THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING!
BSW: Mike Dudley measuring up on Hanson....SMACK! RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE! Hanson falls to the mat! Hanson is a bloody mess! All of em are! Hanson IS the legal man. And So is Mike Dudley. Brian Dudley gets out of the ring. Mike Dudley sends him into the ropes, boot, SLAM! Mike calls for Brian to get in the ring. Mike goes to the top. Brian gets him up, The Sun Set in Beverly Hills...MISSED! Hanson HOPPED ONTO BRIANS SHOULDERS! FACE BUSTER!
Roxx: NO! Come on guys! Don't this slip away!
BSW: Potright reaches under the ring, and has a crobar! He's going on the top rope! Brian is up wobbly.Potright is about to connect with the crobar. Hanson makes a cover on Mike Dudley!!! 1....2......CAREN HITS Shrimp! Shrimp FLIES OFF, AND NAILS Hanson IN THE HEAD WITH THE CROBAR! Hanson FALLS OFF THE COVER, AND IS LYING ON HIS BACK! Brian gets Shrimp, POWERBOMB! Mike Dudley makes a cover! 1...2......3!!!
*DING DING DING!!!*
Announcer: THIS WINNER OF THIS MATCH, AND STILLLLLLL IC TAG CHAMPIONS.....MIKE...BRIAN....THE BEVERLY HILLLLLLSSSS BRRRRUUUUSSSIERRRRRRS!!
BSW: I can't believe it! Caren Dudley! It's all due to her! She won the match for em both!
Roxx: YES! I told yah! A miss cordination by Shrimp, and costs em the titles.
BSW: Yeah right! What you saw was Hanson about to pin Mike Dudley, and Shrimp prevent from Brian to break up the count. But Caren puses Shrimp off, and by accident hits Hanson.
Meygon: None the less..The Outcasts gave one hell of show.
BSW: Yes they did...along with The Bruisers.
Roxx: Makes the tag competiton heat up!
BSW: Correct Roxx.....correct....
[The Outcasts leave the ring with a huge pop from the fans]
Meygon: There gonna' be a great tag team....no doubt...
Television Title Match
High Flyer -c- v. Black Assassin
BSW: Up next is a Television Title match. Two-time champion High Flyer defends his title against Black Assassin.
Roxx: High Flyer sounds like a wimp to me. Black Assassin will probably kick his ass.
Meygon: Yeah, but High Flyer does have the Cult behind him. They can cheat for him. A real champion shouldn't have to do that, but...
BSW: I seem to remember your man Titan cheating more than a few times in the past, including getting help from his pals.
Meygon: That's different. Titan didn't need the help, it just made things easier.
BSW: Sure. Let's go to the ring.
["Seek and Deestroy" by Metallica plays as Black Assassin comes out flanked by Spider.]
Roxx: This guy looks jacked. I see him tearing through High Flyer.
["Americana" by Offspring plays as High Flyer walks out with the TV Title around his waist. He stops to Assassin that the belt isn't going anywhere.]
BSW: High Flyer steps on the apron and holds the belt high. But he has his back to Black Assassin and he pays for it as Assassin nails him with a knee to the back that sends Flyer flying into the guardrail. Assassin goes to the outside. He picks up the TV Title belt, and now he is whipping High Flyer with it. He rams High Flyer's head into the guardrail, and Flyer is already busted open. He whips Flyer into the post. Wow, he hit hard. Assassin picks up Flyer. He's draping him over the guardrail. This 325 pound man is going to the top rope for a guillotine leg drop. If he hits this, High Flyer is finished. Here he comes... and Flyer moves! Assassin hits the guardrail hard. Flyer is still not in good shape at all.
Roxx: These two are already hurting badly, and the bell has yet to ring.
BSW: Spider helps Assassin to his feet. He pulls up Flyer. He tries to whip him into the guardrail, but Flyer reverses it and Assassin hits the steel. Flyer wants tio send assassin over to the time keepers' table, but Assassin reverses it and knees Flyer in the stomach. He picks him up now, maybe a powerslam. He brings him over to the time keepers' table and tells the time keeper to move away. Powerslam through the table! Flyer also hit the guardrail as he went through. Assassin picks up the ring bell. He's climbing on top of our table.
Meygon: He better watch it. If he touches me, he'll have hell to pay.
Roxx: I love this guy. He's out to destroy High Flyer.
BSW: Assassin leaps off the table and drives the ring bell into the head of High Flyer. But he's not done yet. He's going up yet again. But Flyer is up. He catches Assassin. Slam sends Assassin over the guardrail and into the first row as he lands on several seats. Flyer climbs on the guardrail. Flying body press onto Assassin. Spider is lurking around here, and he picks up the ring bell. Meanwhile, Flyer struglles but is able to get Assassin up for a suplex. Nicely executed by High Flyer. He's in control now. He sets up two chair facing each other. Neckbreaker on the chairs. Flyer is looking for a cover but this is not falls count anywhere. In fact, the bell still hasn't rung. Flyer is going for a DDT, but Spider says differently. He rings the bell on the head of Flyer.
Roxx: Does that mean the match has started?
Meygon: I don't think so.
BSW: An IWO official has brought out another bell so they can ring it if this thing ever gets started. Meanwhile, Assassin drives Flyer into the cement with a Tiger Driver. The gash on High Flyer's head is now just gushing blood. Here comes a running power bomb from Assassin onto a row of seats! Flyer's head just bounced off the ground when they hit the cement. He is busted open in the back of the head now, too. Assassin raises his arms as if he's already victorious. Flyer struggles to his feet. He picks up a chair. He comes up behind assassiun and waits for him to turn around before cracking him right over the head with that chair. That chair shot made a sickening noise. Assassin is now busted wide open as well.
Roxx: This has been some crazy action so far. This is my first IWO Pay-Per-View in person and I have to say, this is impressive.
Meygon: Wait until you see Titan. It's a shame he's not on the card tonight.
BSW: Shut up about Titan. We have two men giving it their all here. Flyer hits assassin with another wicked chair shot, denting the chair further. He sets that dented chair on the head of Assassin, as it's dented so badly that it can stay on there. Dropkick into the chair from High Flyer. Assassin is bleeding profusely. The two men are brawling further into the crowd. Flyer just tossed Assassin through some doorway. They are now in a hallway of Madison Square Garden. They are right by the concession stands and souvenir stands. They are right over by the IWO merchandise. High Flyer attempts a power bomb onto the table, but Assassin blocks it and backdrops him onto the table. Assassin gets on the table himself. Swinging neckbreaker on Flyer through the table!
Roxx: Those two are buried in a pile of wood and t-shirts. Assassin is choking Flyer with a Cult t-shirt.
Meygon: You know those sell only half as well as We're Better Than You Shirts.
BSW: Anything you say. Assassin is back up to his feet, and he's pulling up Flyer as well. He tosses Flyer through that ame door that Flyer tossed him through moments ago. Assassin picks up a chair and nails Flyer in the back with it. They are working their way through the crowd back to the ring. He sends Flyer over the guardrail and finally back into the ring area. He sends Flyer headfirst into the post. Flyer is very bloody. Finally, assassin tosses Flyer into the ring, and we finally hear a bell.
Roxx: Hey, it only took ten minutes to do.
BSW: Assassin whips Flyer into the ropes. Sidewalk slam from Assassin. 1...2.....no! Kickout from High Flyer. He's in trouble, though. Irish whip, Assassin ducks down, but he telegraphs it and Flyer catches him with a boot to the face. Flyer quickly goes to the top rope. Flying Body Press! 1.....2...no!
Assassin just tosses Flyer off. Flyer quickly to his feet. He goes to the top again. Missile dropkick connects! Another cover, 1...and Assassin tosses him off again!
Roxx: I don't know if Flyer can keep him down.
BSW: We'll see. Flyer goes to the top yet again. Flying Frankensteiner takes Assassin down. Another cover, 1...2......kickout! Assassin is not staying down. Flyer goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Assassin reverses it in a Dominator. Assassin pulls up Flyer. Whip into the ropes, and he catches him coming off with a powerslam. Now he lifts him up for a tombstone piledriver and connects. A cover, 1....2...no! Flyer gets the shoulder up. Assassin now places Flyer on the top rope. Superplex coming up. He gets him up, but in mid-air Flyer is able to shift positions and he's now on top as they hit hard. 1.....2......no! Very close to a three.
Meygon: Why doesn't Flyer realize that he can't pin this guy?
Roxx: He can pin him, but it will take something extra special.
BSW: I do believe you're right on that one, Roxx. Assassin takes Flyer to the turnbuckle and rams his head into the bucle. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Now a whip to the opposite buckle. Assassin is going to come in with an Avalanche. But Flyer moves the referee in front of him and both he and the referee get crushed by Assassin. The ref is down. Assassin is taking Flyer to the top rope now. He's going for The Real Death Valley Driver. He nails it. A cover, 1....2...3...4...
.....5....6...7....8...9.....10. No referee to count it. There is no way Flyer could have kicked out of that. He was simply spiked with The Real Death Valley Driver. Now Assassin tries to wake up the referee. Flyer is finally coming to. He's going into his boot for something.
Meygon: I like this. How about this for "extra special", Teddy?
Roxx: Anything to retain his title.
BSW: Assassin has no idea that Flyer has pulled out a chain and wrapped it around his hand. Flyer to his feet, just waiting on Assassin. BAM! What a right hand from Flyer. That 325 pound man has been knocked out cold. A cover as the ref finally comes around. 1......
......2...3! That was despicable.
Meygon: But he kept the title, didn't he?
BSW: Wait, here comes anothe referee. He's telling the first ref what happened. Flyer has the TV Title belt and he wants to get out of there. The first referee is saying to restart the match! Flyer is not happy to hear this. But apparently, the second referee told the first referee that Flyer used a chain, so the match will be restarted. Flyer enters the ring again. He goes for a quick cover. 1......
.....2....no! Kickout from Assassin! Flyer brings him to his feet. Irish whip is reversed, spinebuster from Assassin! He's taking him to the top for The Real Death Valley Driver. He nails it again! No way Flyer gets out this time. 1.....2......3! New champion!
Roxx: What a miscarriage of justice.
BSW: How can you say that?
Roxx: Flyer pinned him fair and square.
BSW: No he didn't, he cheated.
Meygon: But the ref didn't see that. And the ref can't call what he doesn't see.
BSW: Well, a lot of controversy over the ending of this match. Perhaps we'll see a rematch down the line between these two combatants.
United States Title Match
RaynMan v. Da Bronx Bro v. Justin Shack
Meygon:: UNITED STATES TITLE MATCH!
BSW:: This is only going to spice up the Gold And Glory even more..
Roxx:: That is true.. A triple threat match set for the IWO United States Championship... Thats big...
Meygon:: Very big... Any predictions guys?
Roxx:: I am going to go with...Raynman.....He is evil, just like me..
Meygon:: Justin Shack, obviously he is the odd's on favorite... Being a two time United States Champion!
BSW:: I am going to put my two senses in... Da Bronx Bro, just doesn't have what it takes.. Raynman, anotehr day... Tonight is Justin Shack's night to shine.. Thats what I have to say.. So lets get down to our ring annoucer..
Ring Announcer:: Ladies and Gentlemen, Gold And Glory continues with this Triple Threat match.. The vacatied United States Championship is on the line..
["Breathe" by Prodigy begins to blast throughout the arena as Raynman comes down to the ring to a mixed reaction.. Some cheers, some boos... He is a great athlete....]
Ring Announcer:: Coming to the ring...Standing at Five Foot Eleven..Weighing in at an even 200 hundred pounds... Former Intercontenental Tag Team Champion, Former United States Champion....RAYYNNNMMANNNNN!!!
["Devil Without A Cause" by Kid Rock pumps throughout the arena as the crowd cheers....Out walks Justin Shack...]
Ring Announcer:: Coming to the ring... Weighing in at 241 pounds.. And standing at six foot one... HE IS A TWO TIME UNITED STATES CHAMPION... A two time I/C Tag Champion.. And the master of Shacked For Life... HE...IS...JUSTIN... SHACK!!!!
["Ruff Ryders Anthem" by DMX plays as the crowd boos.. Out walks Da Bronx Bro]
Ring Announcer:: Standing at 6 foot 3, and weighing in at 273 pounds.. The master of the Bronx-Plex.. He is DA BRONX BRO!!!
[Out walks President Jamie]
President Jamie:: Since the United States Championship is...Well we have a new title...
[Crowd cheers as Jamie hands it to the ref as the ref raises it in the air]
[DING DING DING!]
Meygon:: Here we go... The United States Title is on the line... Justin Shack, Raynman, and Da Bronx Bro....They are circling each other. Shack attacks DBB... FACE BUSTER...1.....2...RAYNMAN MAKES THE SAVE.. MAN WE ARE GETTING STARTED EARLY!!
Roxx:: Raynman grabs Justin by the air and sends him to the ropes.. CLOTHESLINE.. There it is.. 1....2..and Shack kicks out... Man the action has picked up early.. Shack is now trying to get up but DBB is stomping on him.. I guess everyone wants him cause of his attitude and cockieness.. Justin Shack looking to become the three time united states champion... Now Shack is up... LOW BLOW!! DAMNIT!! LOW BLOW!!! To Da Bronx Bro..
BSW:: Now thats wrong.. The ref didn't see a thing.. Raynman capitlizes and climbs to the top rope... 450' SPLASH ONTO DA BRONX BRO!!! 1....2......SHACK DIVES AND MAKES THE SAVE... What a move!! Raynman and Shack now exchanging punches.. Lefts and rights.. Rights and lefts. Shack gives Ray a two eye... SNAP DDT!!!
Meygon:: Justin Shack is on top... Here comes Da Bronx Bro, who is a little dazed.. He starts to run at Shack.. SPEARRRR!!! HE HIT IT!! 1......2.....and Shack gets the shoulder up..Justin really wants the title.. He feels like he owns the US title.. Now Raynman gets Da bronx bro, PILEDRIVER.. HE SPIKED IT!! But wait Shack jumps on Raynman, right on the neck...
Roxx:: Ouch.. Raynman falls... Shack.. Looks around and smiles... He sucker punches the ref... OHHH THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!! Now Shack slides out of the ring and grabs a chair. He slides in the ring and sits the chair down.. He sits in it.. And he is thinking? I guess so.. He gets Raynman... And lays him on the chair..
BSW:: Justin Shack now climbs to the top rope. RAYNMAN IS LAYED OUT ON THE CHAIR.. SHACK FROM THE TOP...LEG DROP...RAYNMAN'S NECK SNAPPED RIGHT ON THE CHAIR!!!! THIS IS CRAZY...
Meygon:: Shack with the cover.. 1....2....DA BRONX BRO MAKES THE SAVE.. RAYNMAN IS HURT GUYS! Raynman grabs his neck.. Da Bronx Bro sets Justin Shack on the top rope... BRONX-PLEX!!!!! 1.....2....NO NO NO SHACK KICKED OUT!! HOW IN THE HELL DID HE DO THAT!??! Gold And Glory is heating up!
Roxx:: Shack wants this. Just look in his eyes.. He kicked out of that move.. Now Raynman starts to get up very slowly... The crowd wants him in this.. He has taken a hell of a beating.. Shack see's Raynman..HE KICKS HIM...SHACKED....4.....LIFE(Sitting Pedigree)!!!!!
BSW:: 1...2....SHOULDER UP!! SHOULDER UP!!! RAYNMAN GOT THE SHOULDER UP!! OH HELL YEAHHHHH!!! Raynman is still in this thing! Da Bronx Bro looks at an angrey Shack.. BOOT, DDT!!
Meygon:: This is crazy! Hectic! Now Shack looking at the ceiling..Da Bronx Bro.. STOMP STOMP leg drop! Shack is bleeding from the lip! Da Bronx Bro is up.. He slides out of the ring... HE PULLS OUT A CHAIR AND TABLE.. WHAT IS THIS EXTREME RULES?
Roxx:: I think so...Haha, I hope they all get hurt! Da Bronx Bro, wearing his bandana, looking on.. He see's Justin Shack stand up..
BSW:: HOLY CRAP!!!! THE CHAIR SHOT HEARD ROUND' THE WORLD WAS JUST WITNESSED... DA BRONX BRO JUST LAID OUT JUSTIN SHACK!! LOOK AT SHACK'S HEAD..IT IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN.. HIS WHOLE HEAD IS BLEEDING.. WOW, WHAT A TURN OF EVENTS!
Meygon:: Now Raynman on the top rope... RAYNCONRADDA!!!!! 1.....2...DA BRONX BRO KICKS OUT!! WOAHHH THAT WAS CLOSE... This is turning out to be a pretty darn good match! Shack is still out cold..Bleeding and all! His head is covered in blood.. COVERED... Now Raynman gets the knocked out Shack.. DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!!! Look at that mat.. BLOOD RED! This is sick, I gotta' tell ya' that.
Roxx:: Justin Shack has just been knocked unconscience.. Please get some help out here..Da Bronx Bro is up... He pulls out brass knuckles from his boxers....EWWW... Anyway.. He puts it on his foot.... He pulls out another one, and puts it on the other foot... HE taps Raynman on the shoulder... DROPKICK RIGHT ON THE NOSE AND FOREHEAD!!!!
BSW:: Da Bronx Bro revives the ref who is STILL dazed.. 1...2.....and Raynman gets the shoulder up! Meanwhile Justin Shack is still down bleeding from the nose, forehead, lip, EVERYWHERE!! Da bronx Bro, pulls up Raynman.. Scoop Slam.. He climbs the top rope... GUITIENE LEG DROP!!!! The ref is up! 1...2....NO NO NO RAYNMAN GETS THE LEFT SHOULDER UP!
Meygon:: Now, Da Bronx Bro is steaming mad.. He is calling for the Bronx-Plex.. He grabs Raynman.. THEY GO TO THE TOP ROPE... BRONX-PLEEE....NO!! RAYNMAN REVERSED IT... RANA' FROM THE TOP ROPE!! 1....2....NO DA BRONX BRO KICKS OUT!! Shack now is starting to move in his legs.. Now his body.. He is trying to stand up.. HOW CAN HE SEE.. HIS FACE IS COVERED IN BLOOD!! THE REF HAS NO IDEA WHAT HAD HAPPENED..
Roxx:: Now Shack see's...Well senses he can have an opportunity.. He wipes some of the blood on his wrestling tights and grabs Da Bronx Bro... SHACKED 4 LIFE!!!! THERE IT IS AGAIN!! He throws Da Bronx Bro out of the ring. Now Justin goes over to Raynman...HE GRABS HIS LEG... SHARPSHOOTER... THIS IS SICK!!! Shack releases the hold and now gets a chair... He puts it on the ankle of Raynman...
*SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP*
BSW:: Oh my God, he is screaming in pain.. Parimedics are coming down!! His ankle has been shattered... They pick him off and put him in an ambulance as it leaves we see..
Meygon:: I think he is out of this match?
BSW:: Shack looks around and see's Da Bronx Bro.. POWERBOMB!! THAT PUT DA BRONX BRO OUT!! Shack with the cover.. 1....2...no Da Bronx Bro gets the shoulder up! Now Shack looks on.. Remember he is still busted wide open! He stomps on Da Bronx Bro.. DBB trips him and follows up with a leg grapevine..
Meygon:: Shack is screaming in pain! Da Bronx Bro wants his first title here in the IWO... DBB gets Shack up and clotheslines him... The press. 1...2...no no no Shack got the shoulder up! This is prefection... Now Justin Shack is getting up.. DBB grabs him and a belly-to-belly suplex! Whatta' move! Shack is laying in a pool of his own blood.. Look at Shack, the man is crazy! He is hitting himself.. What a dork!
Roxx:: Bronx Bro wants this match just as bad as Shack.. Shack gets up.. SHACK ATTACK(Snap DDT)!! That means one thing... SHACKED 4 LIFE!!! THERE IT IS!! 1......2......DA BRONX BRO KICKS OUT!! AMAZING!!! WOW!!!
["Got The Life" by KoRn plays.. THE CROWD IS ON THERE FEET.. THEY KNOW ONE THING... AL COHOLIC!! THE IWOTRON HAS AL ON IT]
Al Coholic:: SHACK, TURN AROUND!
[The screen fades to the ring]
Roxx:: AL COHOLIC IS IN THE RING!!! HE TAPS SHACK BY THE SHOULDER... BOOT...HAPPY HOUR!!!!! HE HIT IT!!! He gets Da Bronx Bro..He places him on Shack!! Al leaves through the crowd... 1.....2.....thr.....NO!!! SHACK GOT THE SHOULDER UP!
Meygon:: Amazing.. He kicked out of the Happy Hour! Da Bronx Bro is up.. He gets Shack up...PILE...NO BACK BODY DROP!! SHACK HAS ENTHUSIASM!! THE CROWD IS CHEERING AND CHANTING "SHACK,SHACK"... THIS IS AWSOME!! LOOK AT SHACK, AND HIS BLOODY FACE.. HE ALREADY PUT RAYNMAN IN THE HOSPITAL, WHATS NEXT?
Roxx:: Shack gets up.. He gets Da Bronx Bro.. STUN GUNN!! Man this is getting awsome! Shack is soooo close to get the united states title! Shack can feel it...
BSW:: Justin Shack has Da Bronx Bro.. DROP KICK! Cover...
BSW:: NO! DBB KICKED OUT!! THE CROWD IS LOVING IT! Justin is getting pissed off now.. He wants to finish it off! Shack now is realling it.. LEFTS AND RIGHTS.. He clotheslines Da Bronx Bro and goes to the outside.. HE grabs the microphone....
Justin Shack:: NOW THIS IS AN ASS-KICKING!!
Meygon:: Justin Shack now gets Da Bronx Bro... SHACK ATTACK!!! That planted Da Bronx Bro! That could be all.. The ref counts and the crowd counts at the same time! 1.....2...THREE...NO! NO! DA BRONX BRO KICKED OUT!! HOW IN THE HELL DID HE DO THAT!?!?!?!? THIS IS AMAZING!!
Roxx:: Da Bronx Bro is up! HOW IN THE WORLD? Well, he is up... BOOT PLANTED HIM WITH A FACE BUSTER!! SHACK CONTINUES TO BLEED!! REMEMBER THERE IS NO TIME LIMIT FOR THIS ONE!! DA BRONX BRO GETS SHACK....RANA!!!! 1....2..SHACK GOT THE SHOULDER UP!
BSW:: Man, who is the fitest of the two? Da Bronx Bro is talking trash on the top rope while the Mississippi Legend is getting up! Shack goes over to the top rope.. He turns around.. HE SETS HIM UP FOR... HE HIT IT.. A TOP ROPE POWERBOMB!!! DA BRONX BRO'S NECK JUST GOT PLANTED ON THE MAT!! JUSTIN SHACK FALLS OUT OF THE RING.. I guess the heat is getting to him!
Meygon:: Possibly.. Shack now is outside of the ring.. He wipes his face and gets blood on his hand..He calls the ref over.. HE WIPES HIS HAND OVER THE REF'S EYES.. HIS EYES ARE COVERED IN BLOOD!! He can't see!! Shack gets a chair..
*WHAMM BAMM JAMM*
Roxx:: Right over the ref's head.. Now Shack gets in the ring with the chair.. HE WHAFFLES DA BRONX BRO!! WAIT DBB DUCKED! SUPERKICK INTO THE CHAIR ONTO THE FACE OF JUSTIN SHACK!! THE BLOOD IS POURING OUT!!! HOW CAN THE MAN STILL BE FIGHTING IN THESE CONDITIONS!!
BSW:: Meanwhile, the ref is still out! Da Bronx Bro gets the chair and nails Shack! Shack is down now! How can he get up.. DBB gets him up to the top rope.. BRONX-PLEX!!! BUT THERE IS NO REF!!! HOW CAN HE WIN IT!! HE PINS HIM!! LOOK... NO REF... 1...2...3..4..5..6.7..8..9..10! A POSSIBLE TEN COUNT COULD OF HAPPENED!
Meygon:: Shack gets up and gets clotheslined!! DBB revives the ref...The ref is up! The crowd is clapping.. Now DBB calls for it again! HE GETS HIM TO THE TOP ROPE.. BRONX-PLEX!! 1......2......3333 NO!!! NO NO NO!! SHACK KICKED OUT! HE GOT THE SHOULDER UP! HOW IN THE WORLD DID HE DO THAT!?!??!
Roxx:: The crowd is chanting, SHACK SHACK SHACK!! Justin gets up! Punch, Punch! CLOTHESLINE! DA BRONX BRO GETS RIGHT BACK UP! TWO EYE... HE CAUGHT DA BRONX BRO!! LOW BLOW!! REF DIDN'T SEE A THING!! WE HAVE SEEN EVERYTHING IN THIS MATCH!!
BSW:: Justin gets up! SHACK ATTACK!!!!! THAT MEANS ONE THING!!....SHACKED......4....LIFE!!! HE HIT IT!! THE PIN!! 1....2.....NOOOOOOOO! DA BRONX BRO KICKED OUT!
Meygon:: LOOK AT THE AISLE!! RAYNMAN WITH A CAST ON HIS LEG...HIS ANKLE HAS BEEN SHATTERED!! HE IS ON CRUTCHES!!! HE GETS IN THE RING.. HE GETS SHACK AND NAILS HIM WITH SOMETHING!! THE PIN!!!
All Of The Announcers:: 1....2......3!!! RAYNMAN HAS WON THE UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
BSW:: CONGRATS RAYNMAN!!
Ring Announcer:: THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST AND NEWWWWWWWWWW IWO UNITED STATES CHAMPION......RAYNMAN!!!
Luscious w/ Chris Anthony v. Summer
BSW: [Streching out] Ahhhhhhh......how bout a strech?
Roxx: Why not?
Meygon: No need for me to strech.
[BSW, and Roxx get up, and start streching there legs. Then shortly, they both sit down]
BSW: And next up...
Roxx: BIKINI CONTEST!!! YEAAAHHHH!!!!! BOINNNNGGGGG!
Meygon: Whatta' guy.
BSW: The man has horemones, let em be.
Roxx: Yeah, and a Mr. Happy, I'm sure you'r familar with all that Meygon.
Roxx: AW! AW! AW!
BSW: The bikini contest between Luscious, and Summmerrr.
Roxx: Two hotties! 4 times the fun!!!
Meygon: If yah ask me, Summer's a slut!
Meygon: First of all. She comes out here, and wins the US title. And melts them into bra, and panties to please the many guys she sleeps with a night. Believe me Billy, you weren't the only one. Then she weres shirts that fit my just born baby. Pants that don't even belong in underwere cause there so skimpy, and third, her ego is way....to....big.
Roxx: So are her breats....
Meygon: Shut up!
Roxx: [Holding head] Sorry....
BSW: Well, you'r picks on winner Mey...
Meygon: Any SMART men would pick Luscious. Lord knows there aren't many left....
Roxx: I'm goin with Summer! The body is shaped better, the buttocks, the face, the lips, she's got it all.
Meygon: Ahhhh god.
Roxx: What about you Scotty?
BSW: I'm going with......Summer...there's a lot of drunk fans out there...
Roxx: Lets get this thing started!
Announcer: The next contest is a BIKINIIIIIIIIIIIIII CONTESTTTT!!!!
[Fans go crazy!]
Announcer: Introducing first......followed by Chris Anthony.....the GORGEOUS......LUSCIOUS!!!!
[Fans go wild! There drunk]
Roxx: AH! LOOK AT THAT ASS!
Meygon: Shut up sicko!
Roxx: What happened to the top though? She's got a coat on.
Announcer: HER OPPONENT....
Announcer: THE BEAUTIFUL....SUMMMMMMMMERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Crowd goes nuts! All of em jumping up, and down chanting "Summer, Summer, Summer"]
Roxx: Where the hell is Summer?!!?
BSW: Summer not coming out....do we have any word where she may be?
Meygon: She's got cold feet!
Roxx: No way!
BSW: We justgot word folks, that Summer is not in the building...
BSW: CA is grabbing the mic...
Chris Anthony: Well it looks like Summer is a no show!
Chris Anthony: Well, I really don't care. Because WE ALL knew that Luscious was going to win anyway. Summer, it's better off, you didn't embaress you'r self. So...I guess....since Summer didn't show....the WINNER...OF THE BIKINI CONTEST IS.....LUSCIOUS!!!!
Roxx: Lets see what yah got Luscious.
Chris Anthony: You want Luscious to take off her clothes to show all you sick, drunk, perverts what she's got?!
[Crowd goes wild!]
Chris Anthony: Well....HELL NO!
[CA grabs Luscious, and they both walk out of the ring]
Roxx: Mannnnnn...no Summer...no breasts....no nothing! Bummer!
BSW: Lets go back to wrestling shall we?!
Meygon: With pleasure....
Extreme Title Match
For the Vacated Title
Phantom v. Jax Stone
BSW: Our next match friends, is not....for the weakened heart...
Roxx: This...is where good ol' fashion wrestling...seperates from Hardcore fighting.
BSW: To them it's not a sport....
Roxx: It's a desire...
BSW: To give it there all....
Roxx: To the final pin....1 2 3.
BSW: To be beatin with chairs....
Roxx: And to be put through tables...
BSW: To shed blood for the fans....
Roxx: And to enjoy it....
Meygon: Cut the commercial crap! The Extreme Title match is coming!
BSW: This match, is hardcore rules. Falls count anywhere, a chair is legal. Any weapon....is legal.
Roxx: Lets go baby!!!!
Announcer: This match is sceduled for ONE FALL....AND IT IS FORRRR THE EXTREMEEEE CHAMPIONSHIP...OF THE IWO!
[Crowd loves it!]
Announcer: INTORDUCING FIRST....PHHHHHANNNNTOMM!!!!!!!
[Phantom walks out with no music playing. He gets in the ring, and grabs the mic]
Phantom: Yah know Jax Stone. I want the Extreme title so bad. And for me to BUST MY ASS...to get to it. I ain't gonna let you take it away from me. So drag you'r stupid ass out here, so I can kick your ass all around this ARENA TONIGHT!
[Crowd goes wild!]
[Jax Stone runs out, and slides into the ring]
Jax Stone: Phantom....you think you'r the only person that busts there ass day...after day...after day?! Well you'r wrong! Yah see Phantom, I HAVE been doing that, sicne the day I was here. So Phantom, for you'r comments you have just stated....easier said THEN DONE!
BSW: PHANTOM NAILS JAX STONE! AND STONE FALLS TO THE MAT!
*Ding ding ding!!!*
Roxx: Phantom picks him up, BIG POWERSLAM! Phantom punching, and kicking away on Jax Stone! Phantom gets him up, and sends him into the ropes, ducks Stones clothesline attempt, NAILS EM WITH A FOREARM! Jax Stone slides out of the ring holding his eye.
Meygon: Hahahaha! Nice move!
BSW: Phantom now going out of the ring, and under the ring. He comes out with a chain! He slides into the ring, and lies it down. Jax Stone watching it.
Roxx: Phantom asking Stone something. Stone nodds, and Stone, and Phantom attach the chain. DOG COLLAR MATCH?! SINCE WHEN?!
BSW: This isn't official but hey, it's a hardcore match! Dog Collar!
Meygon: Jax Stone nails Phantom down with the chain! Hard WHIPS across the back of Phantom! Jax Stone kicking at Phantoms side. Jax Stone gets him up, and sends him over the ropes! Jax Stone FLIES OVER THE ROPES WITH EM! Didn't notice he had a chain on attatched?!
BSW: Haha, I guess not. Jax Stone holding his throat. Phantom has a ring bell, [DING! DING! DING!] Jax Stone falls onto our announce booth. Come on guys, we aready had to fix it once! Phantom getting on the table...DDT! Jax Stone's face slamed into the table! Jax Stone lied out on the table. Phantom on the apron.....LEG DROP! PHANTOM FLIPS OFF, THE TABLE LUCKILY...DIDN'T BREAK!
Roxx: Phantom grabs Jax Stone by a set of hair, but Stone lifts him onto the table! HARD SHOTS FROM STONE! HARD RIGHTS, AND LEFTS! STONE WITH A KICK TO THE GROIN, JUMPING SPINE BUSTER! THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!
Spanish Guy: Adelantado! DAMNIT! DAMNIT! DAMNIT! PIEDRA DE JAX CON A QUE SALTA SPINEBUSTER A TRAVÉS DEL VECTOR! SOMOS AUTORIZACIÓN, NO NOS PREOCUPAMOS.
Roxx: Woodstock was cool dude but it didn't start yet!
Spanish Guy: Cuál el infierno es usted que habla?!
Roxx: No I don't smoke cigarettes.
Spanish Guy: Huh?
BSW: Forget it!
Meygon: Jax Stone whips Phantom into the STEEL STEPS! Phantom reaching under the ring, and grabs a cookie sheet. Jax Stone comes near Phantom, JAX STONE GOT WHALED! My god! Stone falls of the guard rail! Phantom gets up, and grabs Stone! Chop! Chop! Throws him back over the guard rail. Phantom has Stone by a full set of hair! Phantom dragging Stone up the isle.
BSW: Phantom punching away on Stone. Lifts him up, GORRILA PRESS! Stone falls flat on his face! Phantom climbing the IWO TRON!? WHAT THE HELL?! Phantom is climbing the IWO-Tron! What an idiot! Jax Stone following! No Stone! Don't follow! Jax Stone is following. THERE AT THE TOP OF THE IWO-TRON! Phantom has Jax Stone, PILEDRIVER! Stone HANGING OFF!! OH MY GOD!!! GET HIM BACK UP! PHANTOM HAS HIS FOOT CAUGHT. JAX STONE IS CHOKING 30 FEET IN THE AIR! THAT CHAIN WRAPPED AROUND HIS THROAT! COME ON PHANTOM! PHANTOM GRABS HIM, CLOTHESLINE! JAX STONE FALLLLLS!!!!! WITH PHANTOM! WAIT! THEY BOTH LANDED ON THE IWO BLIMP!!!
Roxx: HA HA! THE BLIMP! WAIT! STONE IS HANGING OFF CHOKING HIM SELF AGAIN WHILE PHANTOM IS LIED OUT! OH MY GOD! IT'S GOING HIGHER! STONE IS CHOKING! OH MY GOD! SOMEONE HELP HIM! PHANTOM IS POUNDING ON HIM! LETTING HIM CHOKE TO DEATH!
Meygon: PHANTOM PULLS STONE UP ON THE TOP OF THE BLIMP...phew. Jax Stone on his knees, LOW BLOW! FACE BUSTER! THROUGH THE BLIMP! THERE INSIDE THE BLIMP NOW! OH MY GOD! A CAMERA IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THERE FACES! JAX STONE THROWS THE DRIVER OUT OF THE BLIMP!!! OHH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! HE FELL THROUGH THE TARPS, AND TABLES!!! THE EMTS ARE RUSHING TO SEE IF HE'S OK! JAX STONE, IS FLYING THE BLIMP! PHANTOM WRAPPS THE CABLE WIRE AROUND HIS NECK! THE BLIMP IS GOING HAYWIRE!! IT'S GOING NEAR THE CROWD....IT CRASHES!!!
[Camera scratches out. A new one comes in]
BSW: Oh my god! The blimp crashed in the crowd! No men are seen coming out. They could both be injured, I don't think dead.
Roxx: Oh my god. Jax Stone was very close to dying up there choking! Wait! PHANTOM, AND STONE ARE BRAWLING THERE WAY OUT OF THE BLIMP! Rights, and lefts from both men! There fighting all the way back to the ring! Now both men in the ring!
Meygon: Wait, there both standing, and Phantom takes off the dog collar, so does Stone.
Phantom: [Breathing hard] Stone....I got the barbed wire....lets make this a barbed wire match!
Jax Stone: I got the liter, lets make it a FLAMING BARBED WIRE MATCH!
BSW: Oh my god! These two are insane! Phantom is wrapping the barbed wire around the ropes, and CA is liting it on fire.
Roxx: All the ropes are being covered with sharp....barbed wire! THIS IS INSANE!
Meygon: They BOTH agreed on it!
BSW: Welll the ropes are covered, and Stone has the carosine....THROWS IT ON THE ROPES! WHATTA' FLAME!
Roxx: There ready. Phantom standing in one corner, Stone in another. Phantom is laughing.
Meygon: Stone rushes at Phantom, CLOTHESLINE! Gets him up, CLOTHESLINE! Sends him into the ropes! AHHHHHHH!!! PHANTOM SCREAMS OUT IN PAIN! AND DROPS TO HIS KNEES. Stone gets him up, WHIPS HIM ACROSS TO THE OTHER ROPES! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Stone throws him to the turnbuckle, REVERSED! STONE GOES IN! SPLASH FROM PHANTOM! WHATTA' A BALL OF FLAME HIT STONE!
BSW: Phantom pulls out a BAMBOO STICK! NAILS STONE! STONE GETS NAILED AGAIN! [SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK CRACK!] GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD! STONE FALLS TO THE MAT A BLOODY MESS!
Roxx: I hate to say it..but Stone has no chance...
Meygon: I think you'r right. Phantom gets him up, STUN GUN ON THE ROPES! OH MY GOD! STONE IS ON FIRE! PHANTOM BEATING THE FIRE OUT OF HIM WITH THE BAMBOO STICKS LEAVING DEADLY BURNS!
BSW: Phantom slowly gets Jax Stone gets up, LOWBLOW! Stone now has the bamboo stick!!! NAILS PHANTOM! NOW JAX STONE TIEING PHANTOM IN THE ROPES! OH MY GOD! STONE NAILS PHANTOM WITH THE BAMBOO SHOT?! [CRACK!] WHATTA' A SHOT!
Roxx: WAIT! STONE UNTIES PHANTOM. Now he's looking down at him, laughing! Wait! HIGH FLYER COMES FROM UNDER THE RING! WHAT THE....
BSW: Stone smiles at Flyer, and Phantom knows he can't win now! Flyer has a pair of brass knucks. He throws him to Stone, BUT grabs em back in mid air!
Roxx: What the....
Meygon: Stone looks confused.
BSW: Flyer is slipping on the knucks, he's saying he wants TO KNOCK OUT PHANTOM! STONE THROWS PHANTOM INTO THE ROPES, FLYER MISSES THE PUNCH ON PURPOSE! Stone now pissed! Runs at Flyer arguing, FLYER NAILS STONE! WITH THE KNUCKS! STONE IS OUT COLD! OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL?! A CULT MEMBER HIT ANOTHER CULT MEMBER! FLYER THROWS PHANTOM ON FLYER!
Roxx: 1......2......3!!!! NEW EXTREME CHAMP!! HE'S DONE IT!!! WELL...FLYER HAS! BUT PHANTOM IS EXTREME CHAMP!
Meygon: Flyer drops into the hole in the ring, and slides out under the ring, walking back to the dressing room smiling. Where does the Cult stand?!
BSW: I don't know. But Phantom stands in the ring, through the flames, new...Extreme Champion.
Roxx: The Cult is not on the same page...that's a defenit fact.
Pacific Title Picnic Table Match
Ken War -c- v. Chris Anthony
BSW: We are set and ready for our next match.
Roxx: In this one we get to see Ken War put lame-o Chris Anthony through a picnic table.
Meygon: Only if he can overcome Anthony's strength.
Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is a PICNIC TABLE DEATHMATCH FOR THE IWO PACIFIC CHAMPIONSHIP!
("Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns and Roses plays as Chris Anthony comes out to a big pop from the crowd.)
Ring Announcer: Coming to the ring at this time, weighing in at 235 pounds, CHRIS ANTHONY!
Roxx: That man right there is in a lot of trouble. A Drop or two should put him out.
BSW: I doubt Ken War would be able to withstand Chris Anthony.
Roxx: Are you kidding me? Look at the ize of War!
Meygon: Just makes him more lanky.
Roxx: And he has held every singles title in IWO. Has Chris Anthony done that? NO!
BSW: Whatever you say, Teddy.
(Once Chris Anthony is settled in the ring, "Kiss My Ass" by Ted Nugent plays as Ken War comes out ith his Pacific Title in hand. He gets major heat from the crowd.)
Rig Announcer: Coming to the ring at this time, weighing in at 270 pounds, the current Pacific Champion, KEN WAR!
Roxx: Yeah Kenny!
Meygon: Zip it, would you?
Roxx: Why, baby? I'm Ted "Do I Make You Horny" Roxx, and I kno I make you horny...
BSW: Can't go through one whole show without someone being slapped.
BSW: And here we go. The picnic table is in the ring, Chris Anthony on one side and Ken War on the other. Chris Anthony circles the table, as does Ken War. Just staring at eachother. Chris Anthony gets on the picnic table, and he climbs up top of it. Ken War pushes up his side of the table and Chris Anthony goes to the mat! Ken War uns to him and runs him to the ropes, and hits a belly-to-belly suplex. He picks him up, body slam. Again he picks him up, and he throws him down with a powerslam. Ken War picks him up again, and throws him to the outside of the ring. He follows.
Roxx: Alright! Kenny boy is gonna kick some CA ass!
Roxx: I ju...
Meygon: Incoming, incoming, we got tons of SHH! All over the place.
Roxx & Meygon: Sorry.
BSW: Good. Now Ken War and Anthony on the outside. War grabs a steel chair from the crowd and sneaks up on Anthony, Anthony turns around, CRACK! He smacks him right on the head with the chair. He picks up Anthony, suplex onto the floor. He picks up Anthony, and he is leading him to the guardrail, and puts his head to it. He takes Chris again, and whips him into the guardrail and clotheslines him over into the crowd! War goes into the crowd and picks up Anthony and hot shots him on the guardrail. He picks up Anthony again and throws him into the ringside area.
Roxx: Who's been on the offense the whole time?
Meygon: Can you shut up for three seconds?
BSW: Ken War now follows to Chris Anthony, but Anthony with a drop toe hold!
Meygon: HA! Now Chris Anthony has him!
Roxx: Not for long, I assure you.
BSW: Chris Anthony turns it into a headlock, and spins it into a DDT! Ken War out cold. Now Chris Anthony picks him up and brings him toward to ramp way. He picks up War and bodyslams him onto the ramp. He whips him into the entrance support. Wait, Ken War kicks Anthony to the gut, going for the Drop, but Anthony reverses into a Back Body Drop. Ken War gets right back up, and Chris Anthony hits him with a Superkick. Anthony picks up War again and suplexes him on the ramp. And he heads to the backstage area? We have to get a camera to catch up with him.
BSW: We have a camera back there, and it looks like Chris Anthony is walking away from the match. He goinng to the back. But here comes Ken War from behind with a huge Clothesline. He picks up Chris, but punches to the gut by Chris. Chris Anthony is sending huge punches to Ken War, and a LOW BLOW! Anthony and Ken War are both down, but not for a long time. Chris Anthony goes and gets, a security golf cart? He gets in the driver's seat and drives up to War. He gets out and stomps on War, and takes him, and DDTs him on the floor! He puts him in the back of the cart and drives away, get a camera back there!
Roxx: Chris Anthony, using dirty tactics as always.
Meygon: Ken War is still out though.
BSW: We have a camera in the parking lot outside of the arena, and Chris Anthony is driving the security cart out there. But Ken War is awake in the back, and he puts a sleeper on Chris Anthony! Not a good idea on someone who is driving. Chris Anthony is still on the gas pedal! They are going right into a wall!
BSW: Oh my...
Meygon: Uh oh...
Roxx: HOLY S***, DID YOU SEE THAT? THAT WAS THE COOLEST THING EVER!
BSW: What are you talking about, they could be dead in there.
Roxx: No they aren't, look.
BSW: Looks like the front of the cart is on fire, but Ken War and Chris Anthony have tumbled out. They ae both out cold. I can't believe they are still alive. Here come paramedics! They have just put Anthony and War into ambulences.
Meygon: This is bad.
Roxx: They will pull through.
BSW: They put them in the same ambulence. The doctors are working away.
Roxx: WAIT, LOOK AT THAT!
BSW: The ambulence has pulled away, but Anthony and Ken War are fighting in the back of it!
Meygon: This is unreal.
BSW: It's the IWO. This is insane! We have a camera in the back of the ambulence. Ken War and Chris Anthony brawling it out. Ken War picks up Anthony, and body slams him through the stretcher he was on! War goes to thew front of the ambulence and tells the driver to pull over. He does, and War gets out. He open the back of the ambulence, and Chris lunges at him with a Lou Thesz press! He's pounding away!
Meygon: Where are these guys?
Roxx: They are at the side of the freeway.
BSW: Chris and War brawling it out. They are heading onto the freeway! In New York! this isn't good. There are cabs and cars going every which way and Ken War and Anthony are right in the middle of it. A CAB JUST SCREECHED TO A HALT RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM! Ken War suplexes Anthony onto the hood of the cab. The cabbie is getting out and yelling at them in some language.
Roxx: I think it is Arabic.
BSW: Ken War just punched the daylights out of the cabbie! Ken War and Chris Anthony on the hood of the cab. Brawling it out, Ken War slips, and Anthony DDTS HIM RIGHT THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE CAB INTO THE BACKSEAT! BOTH MEN ARE OUT! The cabbie is coming to. He is driving away now. Where is he going? Good that our trusty cameraman is with him.
Roxx: They could be three miles from the arena by now.
Meygon: These are two tough men.
BSW: The cabbie has pulled up somewhere, a Taco Bell? You have to be kidding me.
Roxx: Hey,War, get me a taco, buddy.
Meygon: He can't here you.
BSW: Chris Anthony emerges from the backseat of the cab, he has no idea where he is. He goes into Taco Bell. Now Ken War gets out. He is dazed as hell. He is going in Taco Bell, too. Chris Anthony is in line? He wants a taco now?
Roxx: A match like this makes you hungry. Speaking of that...
(Teddy Roxx gets out of the announce booth and goe backstage.)
Meygon: What's he doing?
BSW: Beats me. Ken War taps Anthony on the shoulder, he turns, and Ken War with a stiff right hand! He throws Anthony into a garbage thingy. He picks him up, and body slams him onto a table! And he goes on a chair, and swandives on Chris Anthony through the table!
Meygon: These men are crazy!
(Teddy Roxx comes back with a McDonald's bag.)
BSW: Oh, geez.
Meygon: You're kidding me?
Roxx: What? I was hungry.
BSW: Anyway, Ken War has picked up Chris Anthony on his shoulder and throws him into the cash register. And he throws him into the kitchen.
Roxx: I always wanted to see how they made those things.
BSW: Ken War and Chris Anthony brawling. They go through the kitchen with all those people screaming at them in Spanish. Ken War takes Anthony, and he body slams him onto the floor. He picks him up, but Anthony gives him a frying pan in the face.
Meygon: These guys use anything.
BSW: Anthony with his frying pan, and hits the back of Ken War. He goes to the fire escape door and goes back in the parking lot. Chris Anthony finds the cab without a top and goes in. Ken War follows, and hangs off the back. The cab drives off, And Ken War is still in back. Chris Anthony gets up and smacks around Ken War. They are brawling on a freakin' cab!
Roxx: I love it!
Meygon: Crazy, f'n crazy.
BSW: The cab has stopped, but where? They get out. And are brawling into the entrance of, oh my god, your kidding me? Fao Schwartz? One of the biggest toy stores in the world. They go through the entrance. Kids are all over the place watching them. They brawl through the place. Ken War picks up a big teddy bear and throws it onto Chris Anthony. Anthony is stuck! Ken War stomps him, and goes to the escalator.
Roxx: Chris Anthony, beatin up by a teddy bear.
BSW: Chris Anthony chasing Ken War up the escalator. They start brawling on it. Chris Anthony throws Ken War onto the reverse escalator and he goes down a floor. Ken War runs up the other escalator the wrong way and Chris Anthony waits patiently at the top. War is up and tired as hell, and Chris Anthony DDTs him. He brings him into the Lego area, and he goes for a suplex onto the legos, but Ken War reverses, a kick to the gut, THE DROP ONTO A HUGE PILE OF LEGOS! Both men down now. War is going back down the escalator, and he leaves Fao Schwartz. He goes back to the cabbie, and he leaves, he's heading back to Madison Square Garden, leaving Anthony behind, what the hell?
Roxx: Chris Anthony has to find his own way back. The camera is also leaving with Ken War, Anthony is alone in his Legos.
BSW: Ken War has arrived at the arena and is waiting for Anthony, but Anthony is still at the store, where could he be?
Roxx: He chickened out and left.
Meygon: Wait, what's that?
Roxx: It's a freakin' bus.
Meygon: No, what's on top of it.
BSW: IT'S CHRI ANTHONY! KEN WAR DOESN'T SEE HIM! Chris Anthony comes off with a forearm shot off the top of the bus! Both men are down.
Meygon: This is one hell of a match.
Roxx: It has been hell for both men. Mostly Chris Anthony.
BSW: Now Chris is up, and he looks around, he walks over to a bike rack, and he steals a bike, and he's riding into the arena with it. Ken War up, too, and he gets a bike! They are racing into the arena. We have a cameraman backstage, Chis Anthony in the lead, but War trips him with the front wheel, and they both fall. War gets up first and gets a table. He props it up and picks up Anthony, and he suplexes him on the floor, once, twice, THREE TIMES! And now he sets up Anthony for the Drop, but Anthony reverses into a back body drop onto the table, but it doesn't break. He goes up to the balcony.
Meygon: Now what?
Roxx: MOVE WAR, MOVE!
BSW: OH MY GOD! CA'S WILD RIDE OFF THE BALCONY THROUGH THE TABLE ON KEN WAR! BOTH MEN ARE OUT COLD!
Roxx: Holy crap, that is one crazy mofo.
Meygon: Both of them are crazy mofos.
BSW: Chris Anthony now up and heading back to the ring. He goes through the entrance. The crowd is cheering him on. He is gloating. But wait, Ken War i coming from behind with a fire extingguisher, and he smacks Chris Anthony with it. I can't believe this. Ken War picks up Anthony and brings him ringside and puts him in the ring, the one place they haven't been since the start of the match.
Roxx: At least they got a little sightseeing.
Meygon: Yeah, I think I saw something in Fao Schwartz I wanted.
BSW: Ken War runs Anthony to the ropes, but Anthony comes out with a spin around DDT! And both men are out cold.
Roxx: Damn, these guys haven't even attempted to put eachother through that picnic table yet.
Meygon: They should soon. But they are both out cold.
BSW: Where have these people been during this match?
Roxx: Backstage, the crowd, the parking lot, a security cart, ambulence, side of the freeway, ON the freeway. A cab, Taco Bell, Fao Schwartz, and finnally, the ring.
Meygon: That is definitely something to write home about.
BSW: I think they are showing some movement.
BSW: Chris Anthony and Ken War getting up, Anthony goes for a clothesline, but War ducks, kick to the gut, THE DROP ONTO THE PICNIC TABLE! BUT IT DOESN'T BREAK! WAR IS PISSED! He lies down in the corner for a little rest.
Meygon: C'mon, get up, don't give in now.
Roxx: C'mon, War, get him.
BSW: Ken War picks up Anthony again, and he bodyslams him on the mat, and elbow drops him once, twice, three times! He picks up Anthony again and attempts a suplex, but it's blocked, blocked again, Chris Anthony reverses! He suplexed Ken War!
Roxx: NO! He's not supposed to win!
Meygon: He will soon though.
BSW: Chris Anthony gets up again and throws Ken War to the ropes, and gives him a spinning heel kick. He picks him up, Overhead Belly-to Belly on the picnic table, but still it doesn't break.
Roxx: That's one strong table.
BSW: He picks up War again and he DDTs him. He sets up War. He goes up top. He is signaling for it...
Meygon: It is gonna be CA'S WILD RIDE!
BSW: HE LEAPS OFF, AND HE LANDS IT! ALL HE NEEDS TO DO NOW IS BREAK THAT FREAKIN' PICNIC TABLE!
Roxx: It's gonna be hard, especially with a weak man like Chris Anthony.
Meygon: But Ken War weighs more, so he goes through easier.
BSW: He puts Ken War on the picnic table, and he goes up top!
Meygon: HE'S GONNA DO IT AGAIN!
BSW: HE GOES UP! HE LEAPS! HE LANDS CA'S WILD RIDE! BUT THE PICNIC TABLE DIDN'T BREAK ALL THE WAY! It's only broken a little, the ref says it isn't good enough.
Roxx: Yes! It gives War more time.
Meygon: But Chris Anthony goes up quickly.
BSW: HE'S GOING FOR IT A THIRD TIME! HE LEAPS! KEN WAR MOVES! HOW? HE MOVED AND CHRIS GOES THROUGH THE PICNIC TABLE! IT'S OVER! KEN WAR WINS!
Ring Announcer: Your winner of this match, and STILL IWO PACIFIC CHAMPION, KEN WAR!
("Kiss My Ass" by Ted Nugent plays as Ken War gets handed his belt and Chris Anthony leaves really pissed.)
BSW: How lucky he was to be able to move.
Roxx: Luck? Strength is more like it.
Meygon: War is still lieing in the ring after the fight both men put up.
BSW: Wait? What's this?
Meygon: It's JUSTIN SHACK! WITH A CHAIR!
Roxx: War is up and doesn't realize he's coming.
BSW: Shack is in the ring, he turns War around, FOREARM SHOT! He pulls out handcuffs, and he handcuffs War to the ropes. He takes the chair, OH MY GOD! WHAT A CHAIRSHOT! IT STICKS TO WAR'S HEAD! BLOOD DRIPPING DOWN! JUSTIN SHACK GRABS A MIC...
Shack: WAR! You may have beaten CA tonight, that's nothin'! Come Hostile Takeover, ME, AND YOU! Justin Shack DEATH MATCH! See you there War!
(Shack then takes the chair off War's face to see a bloody mess. Shack laughs at War, and holds the Pacific title up, and then throws it down at War's feet as War tries to get it. Shack then walks out of the ring)
BSW: NEXT HOSTILE TAKEOVER, JUSTIN SHACK AND WAR FOR THE PACIFIC TITLE IN A JUSTIN SHACK DEATHMATCH! WHAT A TURN OF EVENTS!
Roxx: At least Ken War is till champion.
Meygon: Next up, World Tag Team Titles on the line!
World Tag Team Title Match
Hostile Youth 2nd Coming v. Zombie/Joey Rappoport
BSW: Well fans, here we go for the World's Tag Title match! It's going to be Hostile Youth: Second Coming against the team of Joey Rappoport and Zombie. You've got to wonder, how can Zombie and Rappoport possible team together. Both men hate each other and are even facing each other tonight.
Roxx: You really have to think about this though. Zombie and Rappoport are two very gifted singles wrestlers, both multiple World Champions. Do they have to coexist to win this thing?
Meygon: Well, I'm going with Hostile Youth on this one. Both guys are extremely good wrestlers, and I think they can handle this team of Zombie and Rappoport. By the way, how in hell did they get put on the same team?
BSW: Well, they had a drawing to decide the team who would face the tag champs. Why Zombie and Rappoport are even agreeing to do this is beyond me. I guess it's just one of those twist of fate things.
("Future Breed Machine: HY Edit" by Meshuggah plays as Hostile Youth: Second Coming walks out with Harlequin. They get mostly boos, but there are still some of those hardcore Hostile Youth fans that cheer them.)
BSW: Fans, I've just noticed something that we need to point out to you. "Crazy" Carl Adams and "Dangerous" Chris Danger, the tag team known as Dangerous Gentlemen in the FWL, are sitting in the front row.
Roxx: Maybe they have something to do with the mystery ref in the main event.
BSW: Well, if they aren't, we now know that their are three FWL stars in the building tonight. I wonder if those two will be a part of this match?
("My Own Worst Enemy" by Lit plays as Joey Rappoport walks to the ring accompanied by Benny the Cameraman.)
BSW: There is truly a legend in the IWO. He's no stranger to tag wrestling. He has held the IC Tag Titles before.
Roxx: I'm going to say that Zombie is going to hold up this team. He is far better than Rappoport in my opinion, and I think he is going to be better partner on the team.
Meygon: You know what I think.
Meygon: Titan should have been in this match.
BSW: Meygon, he has absolutely nothing to do with this match at all. He's not even involved with anything here tonight!
("Du Hast" by Rammstien plays as Zombie walks out to chorus of boos.)
Roxx: There he is. My man. Zombie!
BSW: Well, Zombie and Rappoport are discussing something in the corner. Zombie gets out on the ring apron and Rappoport is waiting for a member of Hostile Youth.
Meygon: Dane Wilt is starting this one out. He and Rappoport tie up in the middle of the ring. Rappoport puts Dane in a side head lock.
BSW: Wilt gets out and throws Rappoport into the ropes. He bounces back and Dane knees him in the gut. Rappoport has the wind knocked out of him.
Roxx: It's all hot air, and there's a lot of it in him. Wilt puts Rappoport in a DDT and goes for a cover.
BSW: Rappoport is too well seasoned to lose to something like that this early in the match.
Roxx: I think you're over estimating this guy. Wilt lifts him up and gives him a strong right upper cut. I think some of his teeth just came out. Wilt sets him up and puts him in a suplex. Wilt is all over Rappoport.
Meygon: Wilt just threw Rappoport into his corner. Wilt tags in Kell, and this isn't good for Rappoport. Kell climbs up and starts punching his skull.
Roxx: Rappoport falls straight to the canvas. Kell grabs both Rappoport's legs. He's going for Malicious Intent! No! Rappoport slips out and goes right to his corner. He tags in the fresh Zombie. My man!
BSW: Zombie slides through the middle rope and goes for Kell. We're seeing a rematch of Beach Party's main event right here!
Meygon: Both men are trading blows right now. Rights and lefts from both men! Zombie grabs Kell's arm and throws him into the ropes. Zombie bends down to throw him up. Kell just kicked Zombie right in the face.
Roxx: This isn't good for Zombie! He's dazed. Kell grabs him. Belly-to-belly suplex! Kell for the pin!
1...2..Not this time!
BSW: This match has been all Hostile Youth so far. Kell lifts Zombie up. Gouge right in the eyes of Kell.
Roxx: Smart move by Zombie. A perfect move for the moment!
Meygon: Zombie grabs Kell's hair and pulls him to his corner. He tags in Rappoport. They both set up Kell. A double suplex from Zombie and Rappoport!
BSW: Their team is really surprising me tonight. I would have thought they would have destroyed each other by now. Anyway, Rappoport in the ring delivering chops to the chest of Kell. You can hear them all the way up here!
Roxx: I don't like Rappoport, but I've got to give him credit. He's looking pretty good right now. Rappoprt lifts Kell up for a pile driver. Kell is down on the mat, and he is looking pretty hurt. Rappoport tags in Zombie.
Meygon: This team is doing pretty good if you ask me. Zombie picks up Kell and gives him a powerbomb! Kell could be out!
BSW: Zombie for the cover!
1...2...Yes, no, maybe, could be, NO!
Roxx: Kell barely gets out of that pin. Zombie lifts up Kell and hold him up for a suplex. He drops him straight down on the ropes! That has to hurt.
Meygon: Kell is just sorta hanging there right now. Zombie drop kicks Kell right off!
BSW: My God! Kell crashed right into the retaining barrier. He could have broken a rib in that fall! Harlequin is right over to see about Kell. Wait! Here comes Benny the Cameraman. He just shoved Harlequin. Harlequin shoved him back.
Roxx: CAT FIGHT!
Meygon: It looks like Benny and Harlequin are slugging it out right now. Here comes Rappoport and he pulls Benny back. Here comes Dane Wilt to pull Harlequin back.
BSW: Actually, he just handed Harlequin a chair. Harliquin swings back and nails Benny in the head. Benny is knocked out, and Rappoport isn't too happy about it!
Roxx: Wilt and Rappoport are trading blows outside the ring. Kell has just gotten up, and he slides right back into the ring. Zombie is right there to meet him. So now we have Kell and Zombie in the ring and Wilt and Rappoport out of the ring. What a fight!
Meygon: Rappoport just hit wilt's head against the steel steps. Wilt is dazed. Rappoport is going to the other side of the ring area, and charges at Wilt.
BSW: Face Lift! (Superkick) Wilt just hit Rappoport in the face with the Face Lift, he's out cold. Wilt is now in the ring. Zombie has been taking it to Kell. He's going for a Zombie-plex!
Meygon: Wait! Wilt taps Zombie on the shoulder. Zombie turns around and Face Lift! Zombie is down and out. Wilt shakes Kell and Kell gets up. He just told Kell something.
Roxx: I think we're about to see Hostile Youth's finisher. Wilt goes to the top rope. Kell lifts Zombie up and powerbomb! Wilt with a sunset flip off the top right onto Zombie!
BWS: That's it! The New and Improved Circle of Destruction! Zombie is out cold! Kell for the cover. Rappoport's trying to break up the pin.
BSW: They did it! Hostile Youth: Second Coming just pulled off a huge victory! What a win for them! I've got to give it to Zombie and Rappoport. They proved to be one of the best tag teams I've seen in a long while.
Roxx: Hostile Youth have their belts and are walking away to mostly a chorus of boos. I've got to say they showed me that they can beat anyone with this win.
Meygon: Look at this. "Crazy" Carl Adams and "Dangerous" Chris Danger just got up and walked to the back. They had no emotion on their faces as they left. Maybe we'll hear more from them later tonight.
Special Rules Match
No one is allowed to help Tony Davis in any way!
Vietnam Veteran v. Tony Davis
BSW- This Pay Per View is called "Guts and Glory" and if there has been one wrestler in the IWO who in his time here symbolizes guts and glory, that has to be The Vietnam Veteran. Tonight will be his final match as he faces off against Tony Davis. It has been a long and winding road for this great marine, and great American. Lets take a look.
The Vietnam Veteran: I went in for some medical tests. Those tests were performed three times and three times it came to the same conclusion. I have been diagnosed with brain cancer.
Announcer: With those word The Vietnam Veteran sent shock waves that still echo here in the IWO. Tonight he will finish his wrestling career and move on to an even greater battle against cancer. It is hard to believe that this man has only wrestled about 5 years because he will leave a legacy behind that is much greater.
Katie McGwire: People talk about Leo and say how he wrestles like he doesn't give a damn about anything. Especially himself. Well the fact is he does give a damn, that is why every match he put everything he had into it. If he had to die that night he was going to go down fighting
Announcer: Today he is loved and appreciated by fans all over the world but in the
beginning it wasn't that way.
Andy Devine (President & CEO of the Cable Vision League
The Vietnam Veteran: Yes I am 48 years old but I am still in great shape! I am still
capable of beating anybody in this federation! I am very experienced in hand to hand
combat! I am still......
Fan: A BABY KILLER!
Andy Devine: That was the one thing that would always set him off. He was very proud to be a marine and that term was a slap in the face. Gene Okerland tried to get the interview back on track but Veteran had other ideas.
Fan: Yeah fat ass! You're a baby killer!
Andy Devine: Veteran had given the young man a chance to take back what he said
which for him was remarkable. When he dared to say it again......well Veteran snapped.
Andy Devine: He choke slammed the guy 8 times. Naturally this didn't endear himself to the fans so instead of being a hero to the fans he instead got their scorn.
The Vietnam Veteran: Do I regret what I did that night? I wish that it hadn't happened but in all honestly that fan was a big mouthed, small brain pencil neck geek who had the IQ of Forrest Gump who I don't think had known what sacrifice was all about.
Announcer: At every match his first few months the chants of "baby killer" was constant and it caused The Vietnam Veteran to snap every time. He lost his first 19 matches and of those 19 loses more than half was by disqualification.
Andy Devine: Here was a guy who we couldn't control when he snapped and when he did snap nobody was safe. His marine instincts kicked in. It was a miracle that we found a way to at least calm him down
Dr. Marla Roberts MD: When I had learned Leo had signed a contract with the CVL I
was happy for him because my father and Leo were good friends. Leo didn't know I
worked for the CVL until one night when he had really lost it.
Tony Schivane: THIS IS MADNESS SOMEBODY NEEDS TO STOP HIM!
Jesse Ventura: If these idiot fans would just stop the baby killer chant I'm sure he'd stop as well. Somebody is coming to the ring! Its Dr. Roberts who is one of the chief medical officers of the CVL who throws herself over the prone body of Jake The Snake Roberts. Veteran sees her but isn't doing anything.
Tony Schivane: Veteran is just standing there. The doctor is pleading with The Veteran to stop! Veteran just standing there glaring in anger as the chants continue. Veteran is walking to the ropes. He is leaving the ring. The massacre is over.
Dr. Roberts: I wasn't sure if he'd recognize me. The last time he had seen me was maybe 10-15 years earlier when I was a teenager. Plus in his state of agitation I wasn't sure he wouldn't attack me either. Because of how Leo's reacted I was asked by the higher ups in the CVL to accompany Leo to the ring if for no other reason than to just make sure he doesn't kill somebody and I mean literally. He was trained to kill as a marine. It was as natural to him as breathing.
Announcer: Even with the doctor at ringside The Veteran's was still one of the most
scorned wrestlers in the federation. It took a small miracle to win him over.
The Vietnam Veteran: It was at the CVL PPV called "High Stakes" in Las Vegas. It was a PPV similar to the WCW's Battle Bowl or WWF's Royal Rumble and Survivor Series combined.
A.F.F. Eagle: I heard that name and I almost pissed in my pants. I told Patriot that we'd lose for sure with this psycho on the team.
A.F.F. Patriot: When he came to the ring he laid it on the line. He knew that we didn't trust him and I'm sure he was skeptical about if he could trust us. He gave his word of honor as a marine that he wouldn't screw us over. Well he kept his word and we won the match. He even saved us from an attack later on that night. We began to realize that he wasn't the monster that people thought he was. We started teaming with The Veteran on a occasional basis and the crowd started to understand that he really was a nice guy. A little nutty to be sure but honorable.
Announcer: While The Veteran had become getting cheered it was not the rabid fan base that he now possesses. That would come from a major fued that pushed all its
participants to the limit.
Katie McGwire: It had started about 2 months earlier. I had entered a contest to become the new valet of The Amour Corp. A supergroup that did whatever the wanted to do and had the entire federation buffaloed. Soon I found out that being their valet wasn't all it was cracked up to be. They wanted me to interfere. They also wanted..... personal attention if you get my drift. Well I didn't do interference well and I'm not some whore that was going to put out for them. They didn't like a women with a mind of her and tried to knock some sense into me.
The Vietnam Veteran: Now I am very old school. Where I grew up you never hit a
women. I didn't care that she was with a very evil group. If I didn't try to help her I
couldn't have lived with myself.
Katie: Here was a man old enough to be my own father who took on The Amour Corp
who was considered the most powerful orginazation in the entire CVL. I begged him not to fight for me because they did a lot of damage to him but he never stopped. He never wavered.
For the next 6 months The Vietnam Veteran took on The Amour Corp. It was named the fued of the year in 1996. All the participants went to the hospital at various times during the course of the fued.
The Vietnam Veteran: It was a war of attrition. For every time I went to the hospital I
made damn sure I took a couple of those bastards with me. I also cost them titles
whenever I had the opprotunity. Sometimes I'd beat them for the title, other times I cost them titles in other ways. I was determined to make their lives miserable.....
Katie: ....and he succeeded to.
Announcer: Their fued culminated at the July 4th CVL PPV called "Let Freedom Ring" in a marathon gauntlet match. The Vietnam Veteran was to fight all 4 men one after the other.
Veteran: I had to beat all 4 men in within one hour. If I had lost by pinfall, submission, countout to any of them or not able to defeat them within one hour I would have become their slave for life. If I won Katie would be released from her contract with them.
Jim Ross: It was the most incredible match I had ever seen one man do and I've seen a lot of incredible matches. Here was a man who was no spring chicken. He was three weeks away from his 49th birthday. Las Vegas put his odds at winning at 35-1. I thought his odds were a gazillion to one. While the Vietnam Veteran was the Western champion, The Amour Corp was at the height of their power. Johnny Desire was the world champion, Heenan was the U.S. champion, Bump and Grind were the tag champs. I gave him no chance to win this match, I think the only two people who thought he could win was Veteran and Dr. Roberts.
Announcer: It was perhaps the greatest moment in Veterans career. He pinned Bump in less than 8 minutes and Grind lasted into the 27th minute of the match. Harley Heenan tried to run, hide and stall and lasted into the 52nd minute when Heenan grabbed a foreign object and nailed Veteran with it. Johnny Desire came to the ring and proceeded to torture the former marine.
Jim Ross: If he had wanted to I think he could have been elected president at that point.
Veteran: Once the fued was over I was looking for a new challenge. Who would have
thought it would be with Katie
Katie: You see I had fallen in love with Leo during the fued. He's always admitted having a face that would scare kids but in his heart I could see how warm and gentle he was. I followed him everywhere and he tried to keep me at arms length.
Dr. Roberts: Remember, Leo was abandoned at an orphanage as a baby just days after his birth. He had been scorned and ridiculed. He trusted me because he had known me since I was a baby and my father was his best friend. Otherwise earning his trust was very difficult.
Veteran: I cared for Katie. I cared for her a lot but I was afraid to let her know that. She had come from an abusive situation and I was afraid I'd hurt her worse than even the Amour Corp did.
Announcer: But you couldn't knock the results of Katie's influence. Veteran continued to participate in the deadliest matches in wrestling. Steel cage, chain matches, strap matches, no DQ, no rules, no refs, hell in the cells, fireball matches, casket and buried alive match. He became the master of the special stipulation matches.
Veteran: Until the end of the CVL exsistance in 1995 Veteran took on all comers with pride, dignity, and honor. From there he moved to the UCW and bringing with him his hard core style. Like in the CVL he won only 1 official title when he defeated The Undertaker for the championship and holding it for 4 months before he lost it to Bret Hart. He also won 2 unofficial titles. One was the king of hardcore matches and the other.....
Announcer: On Valentines Day 1997 in a ceremony in Deleware Katherine Marine
Rogers married Leonardo Henry McGwire to earn the title of husband and wife.
Veteran: Best thing that ever happened to me.
Katie: We still behave like newlyweds.
Announcer: After the UCW closed up shop Veteran moved to the IWA and eventually
won a world title there as well. Though his reign lasted only 11 days he still proved that he could hang with the young turks. The fact though was that he was now approaching 52 years of age and when the world learned of Flyin Brian Pillman's death it gave him pause to reflect.
Veteran: Here was a guy who was much younger than I was. Who had a wife and
children and was now gone. I wanted to let Katie know that she was #1 in my life and I thought about retirement for the first time.
Katie: That retirement lasted about 3 weeks. After that time he just couldn't stand being cooped up but he wouldn't break his promise. I had to tell him that he could go back if he wanted to and I wouldn't object.
Announcer: The Veteran did return, this time with a new federation. A new start. In the IWO he has found more success and even though he has only gotten one title shot and never held championship gold here he has had an impact on the sport. Now that he's coming to the end of his career, what does the Vietnam Veteran think about his run in the world of wrestling?
Veteran: As I see this last match coming up I look back for the first time and realize just how fortunate I was. This sport first gave me a life worth living after I had been
discharged from the military. This sport gave me the opprotunity to do things I couldn't have done in other walks of life. This sport is responsible for my getting married to Katie. Though I am leaving this sport as a participant I will always be a fan. Even if I can't exchange holds any more I can continue to cheer for the men and women who still participate. At the end of his career Lou Gerigh was being crippled by a disease that would kill him and later bear his name, yet he still called himself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. I thought I understood what he meant but now that I'm in a similar situation I can see even more. I too am the luckiest man on the face of the earth. I will miss the action, I will miss the fans, I will even miss the other wrestlers, but for 5 years I have stood tall and fought the good fight. I can now retire win or lose and be content.....but of course I'm going to try and win
BSW: And win or lose The Vietnam Veteran will be remembered for a very long time.
Lets go to the ring.
(DING DING DING)
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is a special attraction.
During the match nobody will be allowed to assist Tony Davis in any way. Introducing first (The Unforgiven II by Metallica (No vocals) starts to play) he is a member of WBTY, weighing in at 274 and one half pounds. Here is Tony Davis!!!!!
BSW: The fans throwing objects at Tony Davis and the extra security that has been hired for this match is now surrounding him as they all go to the ring. Listen to the fans as they let them know how they feel about him.
Meygon: The emotions have been running high for this match. The Veteran is loved by the fans and while may never have gotten championship gold here in the IWO but he has provided us with many memories. One of those memories deals with Tony Davis who pushed him off the scaffold putting him out of action. The fans don't forgive him for that.
Roxx: What a wonderful opprotunity Tony Davis has tonight. He will give The Vietnam Veteran his final defeat in wrestling history. Who will win this match doesn't even need to be asked. Tony Davis is young, talented, and is simply better than The Veteran. The fact that he belongs to WBTY is simply a confession of his ability. He is better than the rabble. He won't need the WBTY to beat The Veteran.
BSW: Tony Davis has grabbed the microphone.
Meygon: This should be enlightening......not!
Davis: Make sure you all get a good look at The Vietnam Vegetable because by the time I'm done with him this evening I'll cause more damage than his cancer ever will!
BSW: And the fans throwing anything that isn't nailed down and security trying to protect Davis. A FAN HAS JUMPED INTO THE RING AND HE HAS A KNIFE!!! HE GOES FOR DAVIS BUT SOME OF THE SECURITY PEOPLE HAVE TACKLED THE ATTACKER AND GETS THE KNIFE AWAY FROM HIM.
Meygon: The emotions are running very high here and Davis's comment pushed one of the fans too far. I may not like what Davis is saying but this was uncalled for.
BSW: The ring filling up with debris while Security tries to keep Davis in one piece. We can see Dr. Roberts running to the ring area and she grabs the microphone.
Dr. Marla Roberts: PLEASE EVERYBODY! PLEASE STOP!
Roxx: What does she think she's doing?
Dr. Marla Roberts: Please stop this! I have been told by the IWO board that if you keep this up they're going to cancel Leo's last match! Is that what you want? Do you want his career to end like this? Please I'm begging you all to restore some order. Let Leo do what he's been trained to do. Let him do what you all want to see him do.
BSW: Dr. Roberts pleading with the crowd to restore some order here. Veteran has
always been a popular figure and in a macabe sort of way the fans are simply showing their love for him as well.
Roxx: That is one thing I'll never understand is this guys popularity. Look at Davis. They should be kissing the ground he walks on but instead they cheer for a geriatric freak show.
Meygon: Security around the ring are now starting to gather up some of the rowdier fans who are still throwing objects in the ring. What could be going through Tony Davis's mind right now. This isn't like other matches where he was booed. He is needing a lot of support just to get to the start of the match and I do mean with the security people.
Roxx: It doesn't bother Davis. Once the bell starts he'll turn Veteran's face into
BSW: Sorry for the delay in the start of this match ladies and gentlemen but that is one of the dangers of doing a live show. Sometimes you are forced to stretch out a segment due to something beyond your control. We got people sweeping up the ring, trying to make sure both men's footing are solid. I'd hate to see this match end because of something that neither man could control. We are getting the signal that we are ready to continue let us go bck to the ring announcer and hold on to your hat because this place is going to explode.
Ring Announcer: And his opponent (The Ultimate Warriors WWF theme music starts to play and the fans cheer loudly almost drowning out the rest of the announcement),
accompanied to the ring by Katie McGwire and Dr. Marla Roberts. he weighs 275
pounds. He is a former member of the Untied States Marine Corp! Here is The Vietnam Veteran!!!
(Veteran runs down the aisle and circles the outside of the ring slapping as many hands in a high five manner as he can. The camera pans the crowd showing signs "Say it ain't so Veteran!", "Don't Go Veteran!", "Thanks for the memories", a variety of purple hearts, closeups of men and women with camaflouge face paint on them. He comes into the ring to a flurry of fireworks. Mounting each turnbuckle he pumps his fist. He looks very intense. Nobody talks for close to a minute)
BSW: UN-BE-LEAVABLE. The fans here in Madison Square Garden are on their feet
for this man! The Vietnam Veteran. A week away from his 53rd birthday in the mecca of professional wrestling in his final match. In just two days he'll be operated on but that is in the future. Now he is ready to go up against Tony Davis.
Roxx: But look at the cool, collective nature of Davis. He didn't want anything to do with Veteran while he and the crowd were pumped up. He is just leaning against our announce position and let the old man use up his adreniline rush on these idiotic fans.
Meygon: If there had ever been a doubt about how the fans feel about The Veteran this perhaps says it all. New York is a tough place to be appreciated and if you do get respect from these fans you've done something.
BSW: The referee for this match is Kevin Pearson. Pearson is one of the more laid back refs, he lets the wrestlers get away with more stuff than other referees which may be a good thing for this match so that there will be a clear winner. We are ready for the bell and (DING), Here we go with this matchup. Both men circling the ring and we go to a collar and elbow hook up, both men jockeying for position. Davis pushes Veteran back a little bit and now flexes for the crowd. Davis does have a solid physique, not quite that of a bodybuilder but no fat on those bones. Veteran looks at him as if to say 'ok' and they tie up again and this time Davis pushes Veteran to the turnbuckle and again the pose. Veteran pointing a finger up and saying lets try it again. They tie up and Veteran shows his power by pushing Davis back into the turnbuckles.
Meygon: In physical stats they are almost identical. Both are 6 feet 6 inches, only a half pound difference in weight. Davis more technically sound than Veteran who is more of a power and brawler type.
BSW: They tie up again. Veteran with a side headlock, Davis grabs the hair and pulls him into the ropes. Davis throws Veteran off and to the ropes he goes. Veteran with a shoulder block on the way back dropping Davis, off the ropes again and another shoulder block. Veteran off again and Davis was ready and brought him down with a drop toe hold. Very basic move but very effective too. Davis spins and puts Veteran's head into a scissors hold. Squeezing Veteran's head with his legs and Veteran tries to maneuver. He gets Davis on his back and 1.. just a one count by Veteran as Davis broke the hold to avoid the pinning situation.
Roxx: Davis just trying to show that he is a superior technical wrestler and will try to
confuse The Veteran with his array of holds.
BSW: Davis with another drop toe hold and now walks on Veteran's back. That part of the hold didn't hurt but it definatly embarrassed him. Veteran gets up and Davis mocking him, bending over and pretending to walk with a cane. Veteran grabs Davis and just launches him into the turnbuckle. Veteran pounding away on Davis with rights and lefts as Pearson puts the count on. Now Pearson getting between the pair and forcably pushing Veteran back. Veteran grabs Pearson and places him on the top turnbuckle telling him not to get involved.
Roxx: DISQUALIFY HIM! HE TOUCHED THE REF! DISQUALIFY HIM!
BSW: It would be at his discretion to do so but as I said Pearson has always been hesitant to DQ anybody but this gave Davis a great opprotunity and he hits Veteran in the back of his head. Davis sends Veteran to the ropes and a knee to the gut. Davis taking control of this match early and now stomps on Veteran's midsection. Veteran trying to get up but Davis not letting him. Veteran grabs the ankle of Davis and spins him around with a ankle lock before getting back to a verticle base. Veteran with a right, Davis responds with a right of his own. Both men throwing punches and this should favor The Veteran. Davis starting to reel back a little and Veteran throws him into the ropes. He has Davis by the throat! SIAGON STR....NO! VETERAN WAS GOING FOR THE SAIGON STRANGLE BUT AS HE WENT UP DAVIS POKED VETERAN IN THE EYES STOPPING THE HOLD. DAVIS WITH A SNAP SUPLEX ON VETERAN AND GOES FOR THE COVER 1...2 AND ONLY GETS A SOLID TWO OUT OF THE COVER.
Roxx: That was a no pun intended veteran move by Davis. He sensed the move and knew the perfect counter.
Meygon: Basically he cheated. Call it like it was.
Roxx: If it works it's effective. What Davis did was effective.
BSW: Davis picks up The Veteran and body slams him. Another cover 1...2.. and another two count. I don't think I'll want to be in Madison Square Garden if Veteran actually loses tonight. You can hear the fans starting to chant USA! USA! Backbreaker by Davis on Veteran and another cover 1...2... and another kickout. Davis pulls Veteran up for another suplex but Veteran shifts his weight and falls on top of Davis. 1...2..and Davis kicks out. Davis goes for a clothesline and misses. Veteran with a big boot puts Davis down. Veteran rolls him to the outside and follows him. This is where Veteran can be the most dangerous is on the outside.
Meygon: For brawlers like Veteran he is dangerous outside of the ring because there is more things that can be used for weapons. Veteran throws Davis into the steel post and now body slams him on the steel steps! Veteran going to the apron. This could be dangerous. Veteran leaps, DAVIS MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND VETERAN CRACKED HIS ELBOW AGAINST THE STEEL STEPS!!!
Roxx:: Got to admit I didn't think he'd do something like that but it backfired. Now Davis taking advantage, slamming the elbow and hand into the steel.
BSW: Davis throws Veteran against the guard rail and nails him with a forearm shot
BUT NOW A COUPLE OF FANS ARE TRYING TO ATTACK DAVIS!!! SECURITY
COMING OVER TO HELP BUT DAVIS DECKS THE FANS AND NOW DOES THE
SAME WITH VETERAN!
Meygon: Now Davis is beginning to get a taste of what its like when his WBTY buddies attack other wrestlers.
Roxx: And Davis has proven that he can handle a multiple attack.
BSW: Security has arrested the rowdy fans but this is getting ugly. Fans are shouting for blood but its Davis who is dishing it out on the Veteran. He's got a cable and is choking the former marine out. Katie and Dr. Roberts yelling for the Veteran. Veteran grabs Davis by the head and drives it into his own. Removing the cables he delivers another head butt. Now with rapid fire precision Veteran continues to head but Davis and now we see a small cut on the forehead of Davis. Davis to the post and now he's busted open.
Meygon: This may be a first. Veteran got his opponent to bleed before he did.
BSW: Veteran grabs Davis and throws him....no a reversal and Davis throws Veteran into the post. Now Davis drives Veteran's head into the steel steps and now a DDT to the mat. Davis moving some of the steel steps around. He takes the top half off and pulls Veteran up. PILEDRIVER ONTO THE STEPS. NOW THE BLOOD IS GUSHING OUT OF THE VETERAN!!!!
Roxx: And it looks like its about to get better.
BSW: Davis has the top half of those steel steps. He turns it over and (CLANG) OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! DAVIS SMASHED THE STEEL STEPS ON
VETERANS FACE!!!! TWO MONTHS AGO THAT FACE WAS TURNED INTO A
JIGSAW PUZZLE AND NEEDED EXTENSIVE SURGURY! DAVIS TRYING TO
END THE LIFE OF THE VIETNAM VETERAN!!!!
Meygon: Now we know what he meant when he said he'd do more damage than the
BSW: And the fans are reacting with total hatred. Again if Veteran loses Davis better run for his life because these fans will go after him! Veteran's face is a crimson mess and he doesn't seem to be moving. Referee Kevin Pearson is checking on him I think he's going to call for the bell. What a way to lose your final match! Davis grabs the ref and DDT's him into the steps also.
Meygon: Davis should be DQ'ed for that.
Roxx: Hey if Veteran can get away with touching the ref so should Davis.
BSW: Davis has Veteran up. I JUST KICKED YOUR A**(Pump Handle Power Slam)!
DAVIS PUT HIS FINISHER ON THE VETERAN ON THE FLOOR OUTSIDE. THOSE
MATS DON'T PROVIDE THAT MUCH PROTECTION. DAVIS THROWS VETERAN
BACK INTO THE RING AND ANOTHER PUMP HANDLE POWER SLAM!!!!
Roxx: Call the move what it is Webber! That was the "I just kicked your a**!"
BSW: Now a third one on the Veteran. Davis is going to make sure that in retirement
Veteran will never be the same again! One more time!!!!! Veteran is motionless on the mat and Davis has his fist in the air like he's won already!!!
Maygon: What a way to have your last match go. Davis is in complete control and
Veteran doesn't know what is happening. The only advantage if you can call it that is that there is no referee to count the shoulder for 3
Roxx: But Davis has used that to his advantage to devastate The Veteran. I'll bet the Tet Offensive was never like this.
BSW: We can hear the crowd starting to chant USA USA again as we see another official finally coming down to the ring. It is senior official Craig Zablocki who is checking on the condition of The Veteran. Davis now goes for the cover. Its over 1...2...th-NO! I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! VETERAN HAS KICKED OUT OF THE PUMP HANDLE SUPLEX!!!! DAVIS IS IN SHOCK!!!!
Roxx: HOW! How did he kick out of four of those.
Maygon: The fans are feeding him the energy he needs for this one final battle!!!
BSW: Davis pounding away on the Veteran but the blows are starting to have less effect! Veteran getting up to his feet! Davis off the ropes and a clothesline puts Veteran down but he gets up quickly Davis misses another clothesline and Veteran grabs him by the throat! SAIGON STRANGLE BY THE VETERAN! A PICKUP BY VETERAN AND POWERBOMB!!!! VETERAN GOES FOR THE COVER 1...2.. AND DAVIS KICKS OUT!!!! BOTH MEN FIGHTING SO HARD!!!! VETERAN WITH ANOTHER SAIGON STRANGLE AND ANOTHER COVER 1...2...AND AGAIN DAVIS KICKS OUT!!! THE FANS ARE ON THEIR FEET HERE! YOU CAN FEEL THE POWER STARTING TO FLOW!!!!
Roxx: COME ON DAVIS!!! YOU'RE BETTER THAN HIM!!!!
BSW: VETERAN THROWS DAVIS INTO THE ROPES AND SPEARS HIM OUT OF
HIS BOOTS!!! I MEAN BOTH BOOTS FLEW OFF DAVIS'S FEET FROM THE
IMPACT OF THE SPEAR!!!! HE WAS BROKEN IN HALF I'M SURE!!! NOW A
NAPALM DROP DDT FROM THE VETERAN!!!! THERE'S THE SIGNAL!!! HE'S
CALLING FOR THE PURPLE HEART!!!! HE PUTS IT ON ITS ALL OVER!!!!
Maygon: The sound is deafening in here!!!
BSW: THERE IT IS!!!! THE PURPLE HEART!!!! THE CROWD IS ON ITS FEET
HERE AS TONY DAVIS IS TRYING TO FIGHT THE HOLD!!! BOTH MEN
BLEEDING PROFUSELY!!!! DAVIS IS STARTING TO DROP THE ARMS!!!!
ZABLOCKI CHECKS IT!!! IT FALLS ONCE !!! IT FALLS TWICE!!!! ONCE MORE
ITS OVER!!!!! THERE IT IS (DING DING DING DING DING DING DING)
Ring Announcer: The winner in his final match THE VIETNAM VETERAN!!!!!
BSW: This place has erupted!!! The Veteran gets his revenge on Davis although his face and body doesn't look like it was victorious. Perhaps on any other day Davis could have defeated him but tonight when he gave every last ounce of strength The Veteran was able to win. Here comes Katie and Dr. Roberts. Katie throws herself into her husbands arms, she is crying. They may be tears of happiness that he's all right, it could be tears because he's bleeding, maybe a little bit of both I'd say!
Roxx: But look at all that Davis had to put with! One fan tried to attack him with a knife! a couple of others tried to jump him!
Maygon: In other words he got done to him what WBTY does to other people. Still it was The Veteran who won this match on his own. Here was a man who never asked for help from anybody! He is a throw back to when men were truly tough.
Roxx: Well luckily now that this match is over he'll be thrown back into wrestling
BSW: Wait a second folks. We can see Zombie coming to the ring. He enters the ring. Remember these two have fueded for the better part of this year. Veteran looking and Zombie and keeping Katie behind him to protect her. Zombie just standing there and now he produces a microphone.
Zombie: Veteran, I know we've been through a lot of battles together. In the ring we hate each others guts. Perhaps because we are both very proud wrestlers. Now don't get all mushy on me here but the simple fact is that I'm going to miss you. You brought out the best in me and every other guy who you ever faced. I'm just one of the few who is man enough to admit it. Veteran, if you fight this cancer the same way you fought me, then its in big trouble. So Veteran, man to man I say this. I hope to see you back in this ring someday, if not though
BSW: Zombie offering a handshake but Veteran is hesitant to accept it. Remember they tried to tear each other apart in all of their matches. Veteran looks to the crowd! He looks to Katie YES! He takes the hand of Zombie and they shake hands and Zombie raises The Veteran's hand in victory. Yes they never liked each other but in the end they respected each other.
Zombie: Now we couldn't let you go without giving you something to remember us by. Not just myself but every wrestler, referee, announcer, and higher up chipped in. Now we know you're not into material possession that much. You come here every night in those faded blue jeans, boots and T-shirts, you love that rusted out jeep of yours. You're happy with the house you live in. Well we know one thing you don't have, that you have always wanted and I have been asked on behalf of all in the IWO to give this to you. Veteran, you always talked about family. The family of you and Katie, the fact that you never knew your mother and father because they left you at that orphanage. Well Veteran, if you will look to the Videotron.....here is your present.
(The screen flashes for a moment then an elderly women appears on the screen. The
Vietnam Veteran looks confused along with Katie and Dr. Roberts.)
BSW: Who is that?
Maygon: Dont' know.
Roxx: Who cares.
Elderly Women: Hello Leonardo. I wish that I had gotten the courage to reach out to you before now. I was hesitant to do this now but apparently you have a lot of friends in the IWO who care about you and have persuaded me to finally reach out. Leonardo, my name is Maggy McGwire......(choking up) I'm your biological mother.
Maggy McGwire: When I learned that you were a wrestler I should have contacted you but I was afraid. After so many years I wasn't sure if you could have forgiven me for leaving you. I was afraid. I don't know if you can find it in your heart to forgive me. I don't know if you even want to see, but if you would let me I'd like to become a part of your family again. When I left you it was because your father and myself was running away from the mafia in NY. Had they found us they would have killed us. We were willing to accept that fate but didn't want you to share that fate. We wanted you to live so we left you at a orphanage we came across in Arizona.
Maygon: Look at Veteran, he looks like he's on the verge of tears. He's speechless.
BSW: After all this time to finally look at your own mother. What could he be thinking?
Zombie: Veteran, I know this is a lot for you to absorb, I know its got to be a shock to you but all the guys and gals of the IWO want you to meet with your biological mother and the rest of your family. I am sorry I couldn't produce your father as well. Apparently he died about 5 years ago.
(Videotron pulls back to show
Maggy McGwire: But I see so much of Hans in you. You are definatly our son.
Zombie: So to this effect
Roxx: I think I'm going to be sick.
BSW: The Vietnam Veteran's wrestling era may be over but he is going out in grand
style! So long Veteran and thanks for the ride you put us on! He takes the envelope from Zombie and shakes his hand again. You can see the tears in his eyes. Now he stands at attention and salutes to the other wrestlers and does the same with the crowd! He leaves the ring and over the safefy rail going through the crowd who has been so supportive of him over the years. We may never see his type again but let us be thankful that he was with us if only for a brief time.
North American Title Match
Dane Wilt -c- v. Al Coholic
BSW: WOW... this has been one heck of a pay-per-view thus far!
Roxx: Yeah... whatever...
Meygon: I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M ON THE ANNOUNCING TEAM!
Roxx: Neither can any one else!
BSW: ANYWAY... we now have the North American Title match!
Meygon: I LOVE NORTH AMERICA! I wish I could (bleep) every guy in it!
Roxx: Woah... down girl... down!
Meygon: Heh... I think your the one who has to get down...
BSW: As much as I love your antics, WE DO HAVE SOME WRESTLING HERE!
Roxx: You never know... you might just see some wrestling here....
BSW: Oh brother!
Meygon: Your telling me!
BSW: PLEASE! LET’S JUST GET TO THE ANNOUNCER!
Announcer: Now introducing.... he is drunk, he likes funk, and he can dunk,
standing at 6’7”, and weighing at 274 pounds... AL COHOLIC!!!
[“Got the Life” by Korn plays as Al makes his way down to the ring.]
Announcer: And now introducing...he is hostile, in no way docile, he ain’t
no fossil... standing at 5’11”, and weighing in at 235 pounds... DANE WILT!!!
[“Glory” by KMFDM plays as Dane makes his way down to the ring.]
BSW: We are getting under way here, this is for the NA title...
Roxx: Oh wow, look at that! THEY LOCKED UP!
Meygon: AMAZING! I have never seen a move like that before...
Roxx: I’ll show you a move or two...
Meygon: Will you?
Roxx: You bet I will.. first I’ll stick...
BSW: COULD WE PLEASE KEEP IT PG?!? This my be PPV, but it doesn’t mean it
has to be X-rated!
Meygon: Oh... but I think it does!
Roxx: I wouldn’t mind that at all!
BSW: PLEASE?!? Dane is taking the advantage over Al.... Wilt with a kick to
the gut. Al is doubled over, and Dane hits a DDT! Wilt picks Al up off the
mat, AND A SUPLEX! Nicely delivered and executed!
Roxx: Didn’t you just say the same thing in two different words?
BSW: WHATEVER! Dane begins to apply a chinlock oh Al... this is what we
need more of. Good old fashioned wrestling. None of that hardcore stuff.
None of that luchadore flying crap.
Roxx: I never knew you felt that way Scott...
BSW: WELL I DO!
Meygon: Is Al’s face supposed to be that blue?
Roxx: No Meygon... it isn’t...
Meygon: Oh... I’ve seen guys bal...
BSW: The crowd is starting to cheer for Al... get off your lazy drunk ass
Al! This is boring as it is!
Roxx: Hmmm.. that hardcore lucha stuff is starting to seem appealing, isn’t
BSW: Ummm... NO! NO IT ISN’T!
Roxx: Whatever you say...
BSW: AL WITH A JAW BREAKER COUNTER! What a counter by Al! And now Al hits
Dane with a quick hiptoss! Lightning fast legdrop! He managed to put the
hurt on Wilt in a short amount of time. Al picks him up off the ground...
PILEDRIVER! Some nice devastating maneuvers by Al!
Roxx: You call a hiptoss devastating?
BSW: Well.. no....
BSW: Shutup! Al is leaving a lifeless Wilt on the ground as he ascends to
the top rope. Coholic is really a flyer.... I have no idea what he is
Roxx: He’s a drunk! What do you expect?
BSW: I DON’T KNOW!
Meygon: I like to (bleep) drunks!
BSW: AHHH!!! MEYGON!!!
Meygon: Sorry... I’ll give you a (bleep) later to make up for it!
BSW: AHHHH!! Wait... YES!!!!!
BSW: Al’s up top... and he launches himself off! ELBOW DROP! HE CONNECTED
WITH AN ELBOW FROM THE TOP!
Roxx: Wow.. he’s going for the cover...
BSW: 1....2.... and Dane gets the shoulder up. Ummm... Meygon, LEARN HOW TO
BSW: Owwww! Al picks Wilt up off the canvas.... clothesline! That was one
stiff-armed lariat if you ask me!
Roxz: But nobody asked you!
BSW: Oh well... now Al hits another legdrop. We may be looking at a new NA
Roxx: Yeah right...
BSW: Al takes Dane up.... looks like this good be the end...
Roxx: Yep... it looks like it’s going to be Happy Hour for Dane Wilt...
BSW: AND IT IS! AL LIFTS DANE UP... WHAT THE?!?
Roxx: HOLY CRAP! DANE FLIPPED OUT OF HAPPY HOUR!
BSW: YES HE DID! He lands on his feet... Al turns around.... FACE LIFT!
Roxx: AHH!!! AL DUCKED!
BSW: THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE! Now Al lifts Dane back up for Happy Hour! HE IS
GOING TO CONNECT THIS TIME! YES!!!!! AL HITS IT!!! COVER!!! 1...2...3!!
BSW: What a match... that was a true treat!
Joey Rappoport v. Zombie
BSW: All right ladies and gentlmen. Next up we have a grudge match that's been building for some time as two former Heavyweight Champions of the IWO take one another on in what promises to be an epic battle!
Meygon: Epic battle? Zombie's gonna' tear Rappaport a new asshole!
Roxx: Hey now! That language is not becoming of a lady. But since you're just a dirty little you know what, I'll let it slide.
Meygon: Don't make me slap you around like you were JT, Teddy.
BSW: Well let's go to the match here before I get caught in the middle of a catfight.
Roxx: Catfight? Show me a little respect, Weber! I'm Teddy "Do I Make You Horny" Roxx!
Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall and is a grudge match that the world has been waiting for! Coming to the ring first, he is a two-time former IWO Heavyweight Champion of the World! Joey Rappaport!
::"My Own Worst Enemy" by Lit plays and Joey Rappaport walks out of the entranceway. The crowd cheers and Rappaport motions for them to get louder and louder. Once they do, numerous sets of flames shoot up from the entranceway. Rappaport smiles and heads to the ring as the crowd continues it's cheers for him::
BSW: Rappaport looks to be more than ready for this matchup. It could go either way though. I'm sure Zombie's just as well prepared.
Meygon: He doesn't need to be! This Rappaport guy is a joke anyhow!
Announcer: And his opponent, he is ALSO a former two-time IWO Heavyweight Champion of the World, Zombie!
::The lights in the arena go out and the crowd starts to boo. You hear some cackling laughter as "Du Hast" by Rammstein starts to play. A series of bright fireworks explode along the aisleway, just far enough away from the crowd as to not hit them and the lights come back up and you see Zombie walking down the aisle with a microphone in hand, talking on his way::
Zombie: Joey, Joey, Joey. Ya' never learn do ya'? I've kicked your ass way too many times! Even if you are a slow learner! A total retard woulda' gotten the point now!
::Joey calls for a microphone from ringside::
Rappaport: Well enlighten me then, Zombie. Just what is the point?
Zombie: Well I'll gladly tell you if you just shut your cakehole! The point, is that you simply don't have what it takes to put me away!
::Zombie steps into the ring and stands across from Rappaport::
Rappaport: So you think you've been teachin' class on me, huh? Well lemme' tell ya' dead man, this time around it's my turn to play the teacher! And I'm sendin' you straight to the nurse with more than some scrapes and bruises, little man!
Zombie: Scrapes and bruises? Oh, please, please! No one wants to hear about your sick and twisted lovelife, Joey!
::Joey just laughs the comment off and each man throws his microphone to ringside::
BSW: A few more hars words from both men. But they know just as well that actions speak louder than words.
Roxx: Maybe so, Scotty. But whats the fun in beatin' someone's ass if ya' can't brag about it later?
BSW: Well somehow I knew you'd say something like that, Teddy. But let's get to the match at hand. Zombie and Rappaport, even though they've thrown their microphones away, still haven't touched each other. They're still across the ring from one another.
Meygon: Don't worry. Zombie's gonna' blow up on him any second now.
BSW: Each man moves in now as they're face to face and it looks like they're still talking trash. Zombie shoves Joey. And Joey retaliates with some of the same.
Roxx: Shovin' and pushin'? What kinda' sissy fight is this?
BSW: Well now both men hit the ropes and come flying at each other at full speed! Wait a minute! They stopped dead in their tracks! Zombie pulls back again and slaps Rappaport across the face! And Rappaport goes down?! What the hell?! Zombie makes a cover! 1.....2.....3! Oh my God! We've all been had! This had to be a plan all along!
Meygon: And I bet Zombie planned it all! What a genius!
::Zombie helps Rappaport up and then they both walk back to the locker room area, arm in arm, laughing and smiling ear to ear::
Roxx: Well I gotta' admit. Even "The Horny One" didn't see this one comin'!
BSW: Well I'm sure somethin' big is going to come from this nothing short of huge development. We'll jus' have to wait and see what happens here.
Meygon: I can't wait! I'm on pins and needles!
If John wins he doesnt have to go by Little Bitch anymore...
If Jamie wins, John will be banned from IWO TV...
President Jamie v. Little B*tch VP John
BSW - For the past month or so, President Jamie has had one thorn under his
side that just wouldn't go away. This thorn is a very important thorn on the
chain here in the IWO. That thorn is a co vice president. John has
embarassed Jamie to the point to where Jamie actually wants to get in the
ring and fight him.
Roxx - Well, you know my feelings toward President Cozy. I hope John comes
in here tonight and beats the living shit out of him. This is Pay Per View,
I can say shit right?
BSW - I think you can say that.
Roxx - Good... shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!!!
Meygon - The bathroom is in the back Teddy.
Roxx - You want to fuck me, right?
BSW - A new announce team, same old stuff... Now, as I was saying, John has
been after Jamie for a long time now. It even has revolved around Jamie's
son, Garret Kosoy.
Roxx - COZY
BSW - KOSOY!!!
Roxx - UP yours...
BSW - Lets take a look at what happened this past Monday as Jamie was
reunited with his son Garret...
GP - Our tag team match is up next...
("Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice begins to play.)
GP - What the!?!
(GARRETT KOSOY comes out!!! The crowd boos another of their hometown
heros!!! He is wearing a prison outfit. He is slowly walking to the ring. He
gets in the ring and Busta Hymen hands him a microphone.)
Garrett Kosoy - I want answers and I want them right now!!! Why the f*ck did
I go to jail? that damn bastard dropped sh*t on my head and they told me I
was doing drugs and sh*t.
(Garrett starts crying.)
Garrett Kosoy - I can't do this anymore... I'm sorry daddy... I didn't mean
to show out.. I Just wanted to be cool. I wanted people to like me. It
didn't work... Daddy... I wanna come back home. That jail cell was cold...
That man used my ass for horrible things... Daddy... Please...
(President Jamie comes running out. He gets in the ring. He looks all
Garrett - Yo pops... I've missed you...
Jamie - Why did you do it son? You made our family look bad, in front of
millions of people. I thought you were going to act normal.
Garrett - Daddy... You... complete me... Can you please forgive me?
Jamie - Garrett... You had me at Yo Pops..
(Jamie and Garrett hug. Jamie has one single tear falling from his eye. Just
then Little Bitch JOHN makes his way out. He has a microphone.)
LB John - AWWWWW!!! HOW F'N SWEET AND ROMANTIC... WANT ME TO BRING YOU GUYS
SOME CANDLES OUT SO IT WILL SET THE MOOD FOR YOUR **** ***!?!?
(The crowd is booing John.)
LB John - I knew you two would make up. And I was ready for it... wasn't I
(Just then Bill Cosby comes out from under the ring. He is wearing his WBTY
t-shirt. He points to the ceiling and JELLO Pudding falls onto Jamie and
Garrett. They are covered in chocolate.)
LB John - I guess now you two can take off your clothes and have a little
pudding brawl!?! Wouldn't that just be so f'n sweet???
(The crowd has started chanting, "BITCH GO HOME")
LB John - Well Jamie, I guess you won't show your face out here again
tonight, so tell your f*cked up hometown goodbye. Oh and to all you a*shole
Mt. Laurel Jerk offs... S*CK MY BIG LONG ***** ****!!!!
(John turns and heads to the back. A large paper cup flies and hits the spot
he was standing in.)
GP - Oh my god... I don't think I've ever seen John be this... how do I say
Nikki - This is so unlike him.
GP - And how the hell does Bill Cosby get under the ring like that!?!
(Jamie and Garrett are trying to get up in. They slip and fall back into the
pudding. The crowd looks on in shock.)
BSW - As you can clearly see, John has gone over the line... But later in
the night on Meltdown, Jamie did get some amount of revenge on John.
LB John - I HOPE I NEVER HAVE TO COME BACK TO THIS PIECE OF SH*T TOWN!!!
(Just then Jamie and Garrett walk out.)
President Jamie - Everyone wonders why I called you little bitch? Well, all
YOU EVER DO IS BITCH!!! You made asses of us earlier.. Well... Paybacks
are... HAHAHA... a bitch...
(Just then ribs, yes RIBS, start falling from the ceiling on top of LB John.
The impact of the ribs send John down to the mat. Finally the ribs start
falling. BUT HERE COMES THE BARBEQUE SAUCE!!! All over poor poor LB John. He
is covered in barbeque sauce.)
President Jamie - HAHAHHHA!!!
Garrett - HAHAHAHHA!!!
President Jamie - Now who is better???
(The scene fades with Jamie and Garrett waving to the crowd. The crowd is
Roxx - President Cozy crossed the line there. I don't see why he is the
president. I think I would be a much better president. Hell, my name
actually makes sense. I don't make you feel all cozy and what not.
BSW - Well, it isn't about the name, however you pronounce it Teddy, it is
about the pain that our own Co Vice President John has caused Jamie. This is
revenge for Jamie. He is going to be out here in this ring looking to
Meygon - I know John better than either of you. I saw him while he was
training with Titan in his match against Dane Wilt. John is not going to be
easy to beat. As a matter of fact, I think John is going to destroy Jamie.
Roxx - I agree with ya babe... Does that mean we can have sex?
Roxx - I take that as a no?
BSW - I think actions speak louder and words Teddy. Well... we are about to
bring out John and Jamie and kick off this match. It is going to be
interesting to see just what music and how these guys act when they come
Roxx - Jamie is gonna come out to "Beat It" by Michael Jackson. It atleast
describes him to some point.
Meygon - You are such a jerk.
Roxx - You were with Titan for two years and you STILL ARE. How can you call
me a jerk?
Meygon - He has a bigger dick than you, I can put up with him.
Roxx - You little...
BSW - STOP!!!
(The ring announcer is in the ring with his bigger than life microphone of
love, available in vibrating form. Used only under doctors permission and
used only for sexual pleasuring device. Hey this is PPV. UP YOURS.)
Ring Announcer - Our next match is an EXECUTIVE MATCH!!!
(The crowd cheers.)
("Praise the Lord" by Everlast begins to play. The crowd has no idea which
one this would be so they don't react.)
Ring Announcer - Introducing first...
(President Jamie comes walking out. The crowd CHEERS FOR THE LITTLE GUY!!!
AND LOOK WHO IS WITH HIM!!! IT IS GARRETT KOSOY!!!)
Ring Announcer - He is coming down the isle now. He is being led to the ring
by his son, Garrett... He is the brains behind the IWO. He is the man that
makes everything happen. He is the man that has bigger balls than... Hey,
who the hell wrote this on my card!?!
(The camera cuts to Jamie. He has a big smile on his face. He yells into the
ring, "JUST READ THE DAMN THING".)
Ring Announcer - He is the man that has bigger balls than Godzilla or King
Kong... He is the heart throb... He is the sexiest man alive... He is the
greatest President ever... He
(Just then Co-VP Little Bitch John walks out.)
John - SUCKS!!! HE SUCKS!!! You know the sad thing Jamie. You write up your
own introduction and it just makes you look like an ass. The people don't
care what we do. They don't give a damn about us. They think what we are
doing is all just bull shit and you know it. You just want to throw yourself
into the lime light so you can become Mr. Popular.
(Jamie and Garrett get into the ring. Jamie grabs the microphone.)
Jamie - Throwing MYSELF into the lime light? What the fuck have you been
doing? Every Monday Night I see your damn face making off the wall matches.
You have been pissing people off. Do you not listen to what the guys say
about you? They all want you to die, and that's why I'm out here tonight!!!
(The crowd cheers.)
John - You making little threats doesn't bother me. I'm ready to kick your
ass and you know that. I've been training my ass off. That's fine... It
looks like I get to take out both Kosoy's tonight. Well, where is your
fucking whore of a wife so I can shove my big 69 inch dick down her
(Jamie storms out of the ring and runs toward John. John heads back to the
back. Our cameras follow. Jamie keeps going after him Garrett is still in
the ring. He is talking with the refree.)
BSW - This thing has broken out into something personal now. I don't know
about you guys, but I think this one is going to get very UGLY...
Roxx - Ugly isn't the word for it Scott. Especially when John shoves his...
BSW - NEVERMIND!!!
(Jamie is still chasing after John. John heads into a dressing room. Jamie
goes right in. The camera catches the sign "WBTY" on the dressing room
door!!! KEN WAR IS IN THERE!!! He nails Jamie with a broom stick!!! Jamie
goes down. John goes over and pulls Jamie up and slings him into some
lockers. Mad Max has a cooler. He dumps whatever is in the cooler on Jamie.
Jamie starts coughing.)
John - Glad we've been saving up our PISS this past week...
Mad Max - HAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!
(John grabs a bucket of water and pours it on Jamie. He then drives the
bucket into Jamie's back. Ken War has pulled out a bench. John pulls Jamie
up and lays him on the bench.)
Roxx - Look at poor Mr. Cozy. He is going to hurt so bad after this.
Meygon - I told you guys John would be ready for this match.
(Ken War walks out of the dressing room. John is now punching away at Jamie,
holding him on the bench. Ken War comes back in with a ladder. Ken War sets
the ladder up and starts climbing it.)
John - NO!!! This is my match.. I'm taking him out!!!
(Ken War gets down and John goes up. John is to the top of the ladder. He
jumps!!! JAMIE ROLLS OFF THE BENCH!!! John goes crashing through the
bench!!! John is hurt!!! Mad Max goes to help John.)
Ken War - NO!!! He said he wanted to do this himself. Lets go...
(Ken War and Mad Max leave the dressing room.)
BSW - Wow!!! WBTY just turned their back on John!!!
Roxx - NO... If you were listening. Johnny said he was doing the match
himself. LISTEN SCOTT!!! LISTEN!!!
Meygon - He is so annoying.
Roxx - Wanna fuck?
Roxx - Still no... Oh well...
(Jamie is getting up slowly. He is still coughing. He looks over and sees
John down. Jamie is looking around the dressing room. He grabs the broom
stick that he was hit with. He drives it into John's throat. The end of the
broom is right on the center of his throat. John is choking. Jamie pulls the
stick up... AND DRIVES IT BACK DOWN INTO JOHN'S THROAT!!! John rolls over
holding his throat coughing, spitting up stuff on the floor. Jamie drops the
broom stick and jerks John up. He takes John out of the dressing room. He is
taking him back out to the arena!!! They walk out and the crowd goes crazy.
Jamie is pulling John to the ring!!!)
BSW - Looks like this match will finally begin!!!
Roxx - This isn't fair. John is out and Jamie can get the easy win now. What
a rip off. Damn you COZY.
Meygon - John isn't out of this yet.
(Jamie shoves John into the ring. Garrett is now cheering his daddy on.
Jamie rolls into the ring and the ref calls for the bell. Jamie is up and is
mocking John. Jamie is now flexing in the ring.)
Jamie is standing over John giving him crotch chops. Jamie starts stomping
on John's face. John is trying to cover up. Jamie drops to the mat and makes
a cover. The ref is down....1......2......JOHN KICKS OUT!!! Jamie can't
believe it. Jamie is up. He is asking Garrett to hand him a chair. Garrett
tosses a chair into the ring. Jamie grabs it and goes over to John. He
swings the chair, John rolls out of the way, Jamie smacks the mat. Jamie
swings again, John keeps rolling. John rolls out of the ring to the floor.
Jamie grabs the ref and starts yelling at him. Meanwhile, Garrett is on the
outside beating on John. He pulls John up and slings him into the ring
steps. The impact is loud. The ref turns around and sees Garrett. He starts
yelling at Garrett.
Roxx - The damn jail bait boy is screwing this match up. This is pissing me
off. I don't like Jamie and I sure as hell don't like his son. I'll be back
in a few.
(Teddy Roxx stands up and heads over to Garrett. He grabs Garrett, he kicks
him in the groin!!! Garrett falls to the floor. Teddy walks back over the
announcers table. He takes his seat back.)
BSW - That wasn't very nice.
Roxx - No shit...
Meygon - Now I see why Nikki and Angel hate this job.
Jamie sees what has happened to Garrett. He storms out of the ring AGAIN. He
goes over and tries to help Garrett up. He then looks over at Teddy Roxx. He
starts yelling at him!!!
Jamie - You can't do this!!! You are a damn announcer!!! You can't get up
and kick my son in the nuts!!! Your ass is going to be fired after the night
(Teddy stands up again. He takes off his headset and blows Jamie a kiss.
Jamie goes after Teddy!!! He is on the announcers table!!! He jumps down on
Teddy. He is punching away on him!!! Teddy gains the advantage and slings
Jamie off. Teddy starts yelling.)
Roxx - I know if I break your damn neck I'll get fired for sure... SO you
worry about your damn match and tell your son to go back to jail where his
loose ass belongs...
John is getting up. He sees what's happening. He rolls under the ring. Jamie
doesn't notice. Teddy Roxx once again leaves the announcing position. He
grabs a chair and sits down right by the ring. He is yelling for Jamie to
get up. Jamie is up and he charges at Roxx again He sends him out of the
chair and the floor. Jamie is on top of him punching away. John comes back
out from under the ring. He has some barbed wire!!! He is behind Jamie!!!
Jamie has no clue... John wraps the barbed wire and Jamie's throat!!!!!!
John pulls Jamie off of Roxx. Jamie is screaming out as the barbed wire digs
into his skin deeper and deeper. Blood is now coming from one of the cuts on
his neck. John is now grinding the barbed wire into Jamie's forehead.
BSW - This is getting sick. Jamie is quickly becoming a bloody mess.
Meygon - If this keeps up I'm going to barf.
BSW - Jamie can't keep this up. He is going to pass out. This needs to be
John walks over and looks under the ring. He pulls out a table. The crowd is
really into this executive match. John sets the table up. He walks over and
helps Teddy Roxx up. They shakes hands. John walks over and pulls Jamie up.
He lays Jamie down on the table. Jamie is still wrapped in barbed wire.
Blood is just about everywhere. John goes back over and pulls a ladder out
from under the ring. John sets the ladder up and starts climbing up. Garrett
is getting up!!! He sees John almost to the top of the ladder. He crawls
over and shoves the ladder. This sends John flying off and... OH MY GOD!!!
He landed in the crowd!!! He landed on some people. They look hurt, but not
as bad as John. Paramedics come running out to help the people in the crowd.
BSW - It just gets worse. John could have broken his leg in that fall and
there is no telling what's wrong with the fans. We could be sued for this!!!
And we can all thank Garrett Kosoy!!!
Meygon - Garrett is such a loser. He tries to be cool but all he does is
make himself out to be an idiot.
John isn't moving. His eyes are closed. Jamie is still on the table with
barbed wire wrapped around him. Garrett is now up. He is trying to unwrap
the barbed wire from Jamie. Jamie screams out everytime Garrett touches it.
BSW - I don't know if I can watch this...
Meygon - Oh... Sick...
Garrett has removed the first string of barbed wire, now he has to remove
the one right around Jamie's neck. He gets that one off and blood is now
pouring out even faster. Jamie rolls off the table and hits the floor hard.
Garrett looks at his hands and sees the blood of his father. He screams out
and passes out. Jamie is now crawling toward the guardrail. He reaches up
and grabs part of the guardrail and tries pulling himself up. He manages to
get off his right knee but once he tries to raise his left knee he crashes
back down to the floor. John and Jamie are both out...
BSW - This match is over... Neither man can go on. Someone needs to come out
here and stop this. I'm being serious. The IWO Board has lost two members
this past month and from the looks of this match they might lose two more.
Meygon - I think they still have something left.
Co-VP Shaun comes running out. He has a concerned look on his face. He is
yelling for more paramedics to come out. Shaun walks over to Jamie. He sees
all the blood and yells even louder. Jamie looks up at Shaun and shakes his
head. Our cameras pick up the conversation:
Jamie - Don't stop this match...
Shaun - You could bleed to death. I can't let this thing go on.
Jamie - I have to beat him...
Shaun - Damn it, he is hurt too. You two are stupid for doing this anyway.
You two have made things around here haywire. This has to stop right now!!!
Jamie - No...
Jamie slowly gets up. He is bleeding like hell. He gets in Shaun's face.
Jamie - The match goes on... And there's not a damn thing you or anybody
else can do to stop it...
Shaun - This is insane...
Jamie - You want insane!?! I'll give you f'n insane!!!
Jamie looks down and sees the barbed wire. HE KICKS SHAUN IN THE NUTS!!!
Jamie picks the barbed wire up and... SHOVES IT INTO SHAUN'S NUTS!!!
Jamie - That's for trying to stop my fucking match!!!
(The crowd is going crazy.)
BSW - Apparently Jamie has turned into a mad man. I feel really sorry for
John right now. I think Jamie is going to destroy him.
Meygon - It does appear that way.
Jamie looks over and sees John. He gets a fire in his eyes. Jamie jumps the
guardrail and goes into the crowd. He shoves a fan down. He goes over and
grabs John. It appears his leg IS broken. Jamie slings John into the
guardrail. The fans are now swarming the two executives. IWO security rushes
out to stop this. Jamie pulls John up again. He throws him over the
guardrail this time, back to ringside. Jamie follows him over.
BSW - And the insanity continues. I can't believe that Jamie is even walking
after what happened earlier.
Meygon - I'm surprised he still has any blood left in his body. The man
should be in a hospital right now and with the shape of John's leg, so
should he... I'm worried now that I see his leg.
Jamie pulls John up. He drives his head right into the ring post. John falls
down to the floor. Jamie is looking around. He grabs a chair. He drives it
into John's bad leg. John screams out.
BSW - Why in the world is the refree letting this thing go on!?!
Jamie again drives the chair into John's bad leg. He finally drops the
chair. He grabs John's leg... FIGURE FOUR!!! HE HAS THE FIGURE FOUR
LOCKED!!! John is yelling out. The ref is over to see if John gives up.
Meygon - This is happening outside the ring. This isn't a falls count
anywhere match. The match can't end on the outside of the ring!!!
John grabs the ref and slings him down. Jamie keeps the hold locked on. John
screams out some more. He is trying to roll over and reverse the hold. He
can't do it. Jamie just squeezes harder. John's attempts are of no use. He
falls to the floor, he looks to be passed out from the pain. Jamie lets the
hold go and tries to pull the ref up. The ref isn't doing what he says...
JAMIE WITH A LOW BLOW ON THE REF!!! The ref goes down clutching his groin
BSW - Now there isn't even a ref!!! Come on... something has to give here!!!
Meygon - Jamie has lost his mind.
Jamie pulls John up. John can't walk on that bad leg. He rolls John into the
ring. The crowd is really getting into this match. Jamie gets in the ring,
the blood is still coming out slowly from his forehead. He wipes it away
from his eyes. He picks John up again and tries to throw him into the ropes.
John just falls down to the mat, holding his leg. Jamie looks pissed. He
yells at John to get up. John can't do it...
BSW - His leg is broke. This has to be stopped.
Jamie jerks John up. He tries to pick him up, but lets face it, neither of
these guys have any muscle what so ever. Jamie sees he can't do that so he
just drags John over to the corner of the ring. He manages to pull John up
enough so that he is sitting on the top turnbuckle. John seems to be dazed.
Jamie gets up on the second turnbuckle and points to that table that John
set up earlier. The crowd goes crazy. Jamie gives the signal for the....
TITAN X-PRESS?!?!?!?!? Jamie grabs John by the throat. He tries to push John
to the floor. He can't do it. John has grabbed the top rope with his hand.
Jamie lets go of John's throat and starts punching on his hand. John has no
choice but to let go. He falls backward to the floor. Jamie loses his
balance and falls THROUGH THE TABLE!!! The crowd is up on its feet going
Meygon - Now I've seen enough. This can't go on anymore. Jamie is out
again.. John has been out... This match has to stop!!!
BSW - No one will listen to us Meygon. Haven't you figured that out by now?
Neither man is moving. Out runs new IWO Chairman Mark Curtis. He has some
paramedics with him. Two of the paramedics have wire cutters. They go over
to Co-VP Shaun who has passed out from the pain. They are cutting the barbed
wire from his crotch area. Three stretchers are now being brought out.
Curtis is over to check on John and Jamie. He is shaking his head in
disgust. The paramedics are trying to get John and Jamie up.
BSW - Finally, this thing is over...
Co-VP Shaun is on a stretcher. He still appears to be out. He hasn't moved
since the barbed wire to the groin. Shaun is now being carted to the back.
Jamie is now on a stretcher. The paramedics are wiping the blood away from
his face. The other paramedics now have John on a stretcher. They are trying
to keep his leg still. It looks bad. Mark Curtis is now telling the
paramedics to take them to the back. There they go...
Meygon - Thank god...
BSW - The executive match is over and I don't think we have a winner. Both
guys are being taken to the hospital now. Jamie has lost a lot of blood and
John has a broken leg. This match was just for nothing.
Meygon - Atleast Mark Curtis did something about it...
(Teddy Roxx makes his way over to the announcers' table again.)
BSW - What the hell were you thinking???
Roxx - The bitch yelled at me. I'm not going to just sit here and listen to
him yell at me like that. Now his ass is off to the hospital where it
(The cameras cut to the back. We see three ambulances. Shaun is already in
one of them. That ambulance pulls off. Jamie is now being loaded into an
ambulance... NO!!! What the hell!?! Jamie shoves down one of the paramedics.
He is getting off the stretcher. Mark Curtis is yelling, "HOLD HIM DOWN!!!")
Roxx - I don't believe this...
(John is being put into the ambulance now. He grabs the paramedic and pulls
him into the side of the ambulance. The paramedic goes down. John slowly
gets off the stretcher. He stumbles around a bit, he can only walk on one
leg. He goes over after Jamie. Mark Curtis gets in his way.)
Mark Curtis - STOP THIS DAMN IT!!!
(John shoves Curtis out of the way and grabs Jamie. Jamie is up too. Jamie
shoves John down on his bad leg. Mark Curtis gets up in Jamie's face now.)
Mark Curtis - This is insane!!! STOP!!!
(Jamie with a... LOW BLOW ON CURTIS!!!)
Jamie - This is between me and him, you and Shaun stay the hell out of it!!!
(Jamie jerks John up, He tries to throw John into the ambulance. John puts
his hands out and manages to stop Jamie. He spins around and lunges down
onto Jamie. He starts beating on Jamie. Punch after punch, Jamie tries to
cover up. John finally rolls off. He stumbles up again. He is looking around
the back area. He sees a wheel chair. He limps over to the wheel chair and
falls into it. John now can move around easily. He rolls over and grabs a
rope. He rolls over to Jamie and hog ties him. He ties the rope to the wheel
chair and heads through the arena. Jamie is being drug behind him.)
BSW - I've seen things before here in the IWO that I never thought I'd see.
But this beats them all. Our President is hog tied and attached to a
wheelchair and he is being dragged by our co-VP.
Meygon - Every IWO Pay Per View brings you something you've never seen
Roxx - Like my penis...
Meygon - Where!?! ugh...
Roxx - So, you wanna???
(John continues to drag Jamie through the back of the arena. It looks like
he is headed back out toward the ring. They come out through the entrance
way. The crowd starts going crazy again. John rolls out to the ring and
stops. He slowly gets out of the wheelchair and goes to untie Jamie. Garrett
Kosoy is getting up!!! He has been out cold this whole time. Garrett sees
what John is doing to his father. He starts walking over toward them. John
sees Garrett coming over. He limps away from Jamie and rolls into the ring.
Garrett tries to untie Jamie. He hasn't learned how to untie knots yet so he
can't do it. He is pissed. He looks in the ring and sees John. He grabs a
chair from ringside and he gets into the ring. Jamie starts to move. He is
pointing at John.)
Roxx - And again that little piece of jailbait is interfering in this match.
I can't take this anymore. I'll be back again!!!
BSW - SIT DOWN DAMN IT!!!
(Teddy Roxx gets up and gets in the ring. He is behind Garrett. Garrett has
no idea he is there. Garrett swings the chair at John. Roxx catches the
chair. Garrett spins around and he is cranked in the head with the chair!!!
Jamie has untied himself!!! He gets into the ring!!! He sees that Roxx just
hit his son. Roxx is laughing. Jamie drops to his knees... LOW BLOW ON ROXX
AGAIN!!! Roxx goes down. He drops the chair. John goes for the chair. Jamie
goes for the chair. John has his hand on it. Jamie has his hand on it. John
pulls, Jamie pulls. They can't get the chair!!! John keeps pulling, Jamie
keeps pulling. They can't pull anymore!!! They both let go of the chair.
Jamie gets up, John tries to get up. John grabs the top rope and pulls
himself up. Jamie runs over and clotheslines John trying to send him over
the top rope. John is still holding on to the top rope. Both men go over,
John still holds on, Jamie goes to the floor. John lets go of the top rope
and sits on the ring apron. He looks like he is about out of it. He looks
down and sees Jamie on the floor.)
BSW - How the hell can two IWO Board Members put on this kind of a show? I
don't think anything else can happen in this match. After this, I wouldn't
be surprised if we saw more board member matches. This is great.
Meygon - Great to a point. We don't need anyone like this getting hurt
Scott. Especially John.
(John drops to the floor. He is looking under the ring for some more stuff.
This time he pulls out what appears to be a 2x4. The crowd is going crazy,
still. John points the 2x4 down to Jamie. The crowd can't wait for more
violence. John swings the 2x4, Jamie grabs John by his bad leg. The 2x4
lunges out of John's hand and goes into the ring. John goes down. Now both
men are down. In the ring, Teddy Roxx is slowly getting up. And what's
this... SUMMER!!! SUMMER is walking down the isle!!! Look at what she is
wearing!!! Practically nothing!!! The men in the crowd are going crazy!!!
They are whistling. She is strolling down to the ring. Teddy Roxx is getting
up in the ring. He looks down and sees that 2x4. He grabs the 2x4. Garrett
is slowly getting up.)
BSW - This doesn't look good... Something is about to happen.
(Roxx quietly slides out of the ring. He does this so Jamie and Garrett
can't see him. Summer gets up on the ring apron. She is yelling for Garrett.
The refree that was out earlier comes running out. I guess he was on a piss
break or something. He goes over to John and Jamie and sees if they can go
on. Jamie gets up. John slowly gets up. Jamie rolls into the ring. John does
the same thing. Jamie puts his arm over John...1.....2......NO!!! John
gets a shoulder up... But it falls right back down but it lands on
Jamie....1...2...NO!!! Jamie gets HIS shoulder up...)
BSW - I don't think this match can end. There is just no way in the world.
Neither man is going to let the other win.
Meygon - I think I'm starting to agree with you Scott.
(Summer slowly gets into the ring. She is just watching what's going on.
Garrett is up. He has that chair. He is helping his father up. Teddy Roxx
gets back in the ring with that 2x4. He taps Garrett on the shoulder,
Garrett turns around... BAM!!! RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!!! GARRETT FALLS HARD
TO THE MAT!!! Roxx is laughing his ass off. He drops the 2x4, he looks at
Jamie... LOOK AT THE LITTLE BIRDIE!!! Roxx gets out of the ring. Garrett's
head is busted open. Jamie doesn't seem to care about Garrett. He goes back
over to John. John rolls a bit and grabs the ropes. He pulls himself up.
Jamie is in John's face. John is defenseless. His leg can not take anymore.
Jamie is yelling at John. Jamie starts working the crowd. He gives the
signal for... THE KOSOY STUNNER!!! Summer is behind Jamie. She takes off her
shoe!!! She walks up to Jamie and starts running her fingers through his
hair. Jamie slowly turns around. Her hand is behind her back holding that
shoe. Jamie has a huge smile on his face.)
BSW - JAMIE!!! LOOK OUT!!! THIS IS A SET UP!!!
(Jamie puts his arms around Summer. She puts her arm around him. As they hug
John gets the shoe from Summer's hand!!! Jamie goes to kiss Summer... SHE
SMACKS HIM!!! KICK TO THE GROIN FROM SUMMER!!! John grabs Jamie and spins
him around.... CRACK!!! RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH THE SHOE!!! Jamie is down!!!
John hands Summer her shoe. John goes for the
Winner and NO LONGER LITTLE BITCH - JOHN!!!
BSW - This was a cheap way for him to win. After all he and Jamie had gone
through. The match shouldnt end this way. This isn't right!!!
Meygon - HAHAHHAA!!!
(Meygon takes her headset off. She goes into the ring and celebrates with
John and Summer. Meygon WALKS ACROSS Jamie!!! The three are celebrating!!!)
BSW - This makes me sick...
(John is asking for the microphone.)
John - No longer LITTLE BITCH!!! Sure my leg may be broken but who gives a
damn!!! I have my pride and my name back!!! Hey Jamie... Great match... I
may have won, but atleast you don't have a damn broken bone. I'd like to
thank Summer... If it weren't for you babe I wouldn't be here now... And
Meygon, I know you just called the greatest match ever... And now that you
two are mine I think after Gold and Glory is over, we are going to go out
and party all night!!! I'm not a Little Bitch!!! HAHAHAHHA!!!
(All three hug. John and Summer head out of the ring and to the back. Meygon
heads back over to the announcers' table. Teddy Roxx also goes back.)
BSW - I really hope you two are happy. Do you see what you've caused.
Meygon - WHAT DID I DO!?!
Roxx - Yeah, what did I do???
BSW - Oh give me a break. This is just a big joke to you two. I give up...
Lets just move on.
Roxx - I love this... Poor President Cozy... He doesn't have a little bitch
Meygon - hehehehehe...
BSW - *sigh*
(Jamie is slowly getting up in the ring. He is still bleeding a little bit.
He is looking around. He realizes that he has lost. He looks really pissed.
He looks over and sees Garrett. He goes over and pulls Garrett up. He starts
yelling at Garrett. Garrett has no clue what's going on Jamie smacks
Roxx - So much for fatherly love...
(Jamie kicks Garrett in the stomach... PRESIDENTAL STUNNER!!! Garrett is out
cold. Jamie is standing over him holding his hands high in the air. The
crowd is going crazy. Jamie looks down at Garrett again and shakes his head.
Jamie gets out of the ring. He walks by the announcers' table. He looks over
at Teddy Roxx. Roxx flips him off again. Jamie smiles at Roxx. He turns and
starts walking... no... HE PULLS HIS PANTS DOWN!!! HE IS MOONING TEDDY
Roxx - That son of a bitch!!! STOP IT!!! I've seen male ass!!! Oh I think
I'm going to throw up...
(Jamie pulls his pants up, flips Roxx off, and heads down the entrance way
toward the back. He is giving his fans high fives as he heads for the back.)
BSW - Well, I guess Jamie is ok. He just got a little revenge on you.
Roxx - SICK!!! DONT EVEN TALK TO ME... I won't ever be able to have sex
again without picturing Jamie's ass...
Meygon - I pitty you.
BSW - Don't we all... Don't we all...
World Title Match
Special Guest Referee- A mystery man from the FWL!
Special Guest Announcer- Chris Anthony
Ashton Cain -c- v. Phelen Kell v. ?¿?
BSW - And here we go... The match we've all been waiting for. This match has
been changed so many times, my mind is still confused.
Roxx - You WOULD be confused when it comes to something as simple as this.
BSW - SIMPLE!?! It was first supposed to be Phelen Kell against ?¿?. Then it
was changed to a three way dance with someone else being involved. Then when
Titan beat Jamie on Monday Night Meltdown, ?¿? was supposed to give up his
shot and it was down to that other dude and Phelen Kell. Then ?¿? went back
into the match and the guy lost the title to Ashton Cain and that's what
brings us here. It has been an insane July so far.
Roxx - It has been insane ever since i got here.
Meygon - Is that a good thing?
Roxx - YES!!! Wanna go have sex now???
Roxx - Still... NO... damn it...
BSW - Well, where did Ashton Cain come into the picture? If you are
wondering... Lets take a look at what went down on Hostile Takeover...
On the outside, Summer is slowly getting up. It appears her face has been
busted open, just above her eye. She gets up on the ring apron and starts
yelling at the ref. The ref goes over and tries to get her off the ring
apron. John sees this. He grabs his bat and gets into the ring. The ref
doesnt' see him, neither does Ashton Cain. HE NAILS CAIN WITH THE BAT!!! IT
BROKE OVER HIS HEAD!!! CAIN FALLS TO THE MAT!!! John pulls Larson on top of
Cain... He and his bat get out of the ring. Summer gets off the ring apron.
The ref turns around and sees Larson on top. He has no clue what has
happened. He has to make the count...1...2...3!!!
JT - YES!!!
GP - NO!!!
Winner and STILL IWO CHAMPION OF THE WORLD - BILLY LARSON!!!
(John gets the world title belt and gets in the ring and hands it to Larson.
He is raising Larson's hand. The crowd is booing. Ashton Cain is lying in a
pool of blood in the center of the ring.)
Nikki - I don't see how this match was fair at all. Ashton Cain was cheated
out of the IWO World title.
JT - No he wasn't!!! This was a great match.
(President Jamie is slowly getting up, again. He sees the carnage in the
ring. He looks very pissed. He slowly goes over and gets a microphone.)
President Jamie - NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! Is it my fault our refrees here are
blind? Is it my fault that one certain board member can't keep his damn nose
out of people's business? Is it my fault that everywhere I turn I see a damn
"We're Better Than You" sign or t-shirt? NO!!! I'm so sick of you Larson.
I'm so sick of you John. I'm so sick of you Titan. I'm so sick of Davis,
Zombie, Ken War, The Raging One, Mad Max, and all your cheap sluts. Now, I'm
the president and I can over rule anything an official does. John, you cost
Cain the match. So, John, here's what YOU get to do. You get to take that
world title belt and HAND it to Ashton Cain because he is the NEW IWO WORLD
(The crowd is booing Jamie. John gets a microphone.)
Little Bitch John - WHAT!?! You can't f'n do that!!!
President Jamie - I can't??? Let me refresh your memory Johnny Boy. Wasn't
it on Monday Night Meltdown a few weeks back that you just TOOK the belt
away from Justin Shack!?!
Little Bitch John - But...
President Jamie - But nothing... You are just a little bitch and YOU WILL
give the World Title to Ashton Cain or else your ass is out of the IWO!!!
(John looks really pissed. Larson does too. John takes the belt and walks
over to the fallen Ashton Cain. He drops the belt on Cain.)
President Jamie - YOUR WINNER... IN A REVERSE DECISION... AND NEW IWO WORLD
CHAMPION!!! ASHTON CAIN!!!
Little Bitch John - What about Larson??? And what about Titan??? You said if
Cain wins, Titan and The Mysterious One can fight!!!
President Jamie - I did!?! When did I say that? That must have slipped my
mind... Oh well, no Titan at Gold and Glory and no Larson at Gold and
Little Hitch John - What the f*ck!?!
President Jamie - Atleast that way we won't be seeing "WBTY" ganging up on
people. Larson and Titan stay home...
Little Bitch John - You can't do that you son of a bitch...
President Jamie - Son of a bitch???
(John gets out of the ring. HE AND JAMIE ARE BRAWLING!!!)
GP - This is insane!!! I guess Ashton Cain is the NEW IWO World Champion
heading in to Gold and Glory.
JT - What the hell is this... Total BS in my opinion. Larson has been
Nikki - You are right JT. I'm sure on down the line Larson will get a title
shot, who knows, maybe on July 26th at what they are billing as THE BIGGEST
MONDAY NIGHT MELTDOWN OF ALL TIME, he will get that title shot.
JT - He better...
(Jamie whips John into the guardrail. Jamie grabs a chair. He swings it at
John, John moves, Jamie hits the guardrail with it. John grabs Jamie by the
ankle and pulls him down. He gets on top of him and starts punching away on
him. Jamie shoves John off and gets on top of him and punches away. Titan is
getting up on the outside. He looks in the ring. He sees Larson. Titan sees
Cain holding the belt. Titan motions for Larson. Larson gets out of the
ring. Larson, Titan, and Summer head to the back. John and Jamie are still
GP - Well fans, I guess we are out of time here tonight on Hostile Takeover,
but join US for Monday Night Meltdown. There are some rumors in the back
that our programming MIGHT be delayed until Tuesday Night, but who knows...
JT - I demand something happen about this!!!
(PHELEN KELL RUNS DOWN TO THE RING!!! He is in the ring now standing over
Ashton Cain. He grabs the World Title belt. He holds it up over his head.
The crowd sort of cheers for him. THE MYSTERIOUS ONE COMES RUNNING OUT!!! He
slides into the ring. Kell meets him, they are brawling. Kell swings the
World Title at him, ?¿? side steps it. KICK TO THE STOMACH... MYSTERY DEATH
DRIVER!!! Phelen Kell is out!!! ?¿? pulls him over and puts him right next
to Ashton Cain. He drops the belt on both of them and turns and leaves. The
cameras cut off as John and Jamie continue to brawl.)
BSW - As you can clearly see, a lot of things happened during that match at
Roxx - As you can CLEARLY see right there, SOMEONE was cheated out of his
title. I don't know how President Cozy can stand around and let that one
slip by. The people should complain.
Meygon - It wouldn't do any good.
Roxx - You are probably right Meygon.
BSW - It is almost time to bring the guys out. Plus we have Chris Anthony
joining us and we have a special guest refree. This is going to take a while
before the match even starts!!!
Roxx - I've never seen a Pay Per View like this. I have nothing but
compliments towards the IWO. Everyone except Mr. Cozy.
Meygon - KOSOY!!!
Roxx - NO!!! DAMN IT!!!
BSW - I'm being told we are about to bring out our 4th man to announce with
us. Are you guys ready?
Roxx - I'm always ready... Hint Hint Meygon...
("Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns 'n' Roses begins to play. Chris Anthony
makes his way out.)
BSW - And here comes our 4th man now. Anthony still claims he should be the
world champion after his win over Zombie a few months ago. Zombie was the
champ at the time, but the match was non title.
Roxx - CRY CRY CRY... that's all everyone ever does anymore.
(Anthony makes his way over to the announcers table. He takes the extra head
set and sits down next to Meygon.)
BSW - Welcome, Mr. Anthony.
Chris Anthony - Whatever... the uncrowned heavyweight champion is out here.
The REAL star of this show. I should be in this match. Not these three.
Especially Phelen Kell and Ashton Cain. The tag team wonders. That's all
they are. TAG TEAM WONDERS.
Meygon - Don't put them down like that.
Chris Anthony - You stay out of this you bitch. You are just Titan's little
Roxx - Hey, lay off her...
Chris Anthony - Hell, you've been trying to lay ON her all night long. You
shouldn't tell me to shut up.
Roxx - Watch what you say man...
Chris Anthony - I'm not scared of you Roxx.
BSW - LISTEN!!! You said you would come out here and act like a civilized
human being. START DOING THAT NOW!!!
Chris Anthony - Yeah, whatever you say Big Scott. Just bring out someone so
we can get this damn match started.
Roxx - For once we agree!!!
BSW - Well, we are about to head up to the ring and bring out the men
involved in this match.
(The ring announcer is in the ring with his microphone. Yes, just
microphone. Get used to it. After three months of microphone skits I'm all
microphoned out so leave me alone!!! =( )
Ring Announcer - It is time for the Gold and Glory MAIN EVENT!!!
(The crowd is going crazy.)
Ring Announcer - It is for the IWO World Heavyweight Title!!!
(The crowd just gets louder.)
Ring Announcer - It is a three way dance and two men MUST be eliminated in
order for this match to be over. There is a special guest refree and he will
be announced after the three competitors are brought out. And NOW...
Chris Anthony - Lets bring them out already...
("Future Breed Machine: HY Edit" by Meshuggah begins to play. The crowd is
Ring Announcer - Introducing first... He became the IWO World Champion after
Beach Party, the IWO's last pay per view event. He only held the belt for a
week, but tonight, he looks to regain what is rightfully his... He is
currently part of the IWO World Tag Team Champions... He stands six foot
two... He weighs in at two hundred and fifty five pounds... He is "THE
LEGEND"... He is PHELEN KELL!!!
(Phelen Kell makes his way out. The crowd is going crazy. Kell walks to the
ring like he is on a mission.)
Chris Anthony - Just another tag team wrestler trying to become a singles
wrestler. It just doesn't happen. He is Hostile Youth for life and will
NEVER be a main event star like he wants to be.
Roxx - He is in the main event at this damn PPV, I think he already is a
main eventer. Go figure...
Chris Anthony - whatever you think...
Roxx - NO, it is what I KNOW...
BSW - Would you two please stop this.
Ring Announcer - And now the second man involved in this triple threat
("Fucking Hostile" by Pantera begins to play. The crowd goes crazy.)
Ring Announcer - He became the IWO World Champion just a week ago. He could
suffer the same fate as his former partner here tonight if he loses... He is
a former world tag team champion... He stands six foot five... He weighs in
at two hundred and eighty five pounds... He is the IWO CHAMPION OF THE
WORLD!!! He is... ASHTON CAIN!!!
(Ashton Cain makes his way out. He has the belt over his shoulder. The crowd
is going crazy as he comes out.)
Chris Anthony - Here is another tag team wrestler.. That belt shouldn't be
on his shoulder, it should be around my waist.
Meygon - You are really arogant aren't you?
Chris Anthony - Up yours...
Roxx - HAHAHAHHAHA!!!
BSW - I better not say anything or I might get...
Meygon - HA!!!
(Ashton gets in the ring. He looks over at Phelen Kell. The hatred in their
eyes is incredible.)
Ring Announcer - And now the third man involved...
("Sad But True" by Metallica begins to play. The crowd erupts.)
Ring Announcer - He is a former FWL World Champion and IWO Pacific
Champion... He is the most feared man in the IWO. Tonight, his dynasty could
be complete in winning the IWO World Title. If he wins the belt tonight he
will be known as the greatest IWO World Champion of all time... He stands
six foot five... He weighs in at two hundred and fifty five pounds... He is
the master of the Mystery Death Driver... He is THE MYSTERIOUS ONE!!! ?¿?!!!
(?¿? makes his way out. The crowd goes crazy. He is the most popular
wrestler in the IWO.)
BSW - I suppose this guy shouldn't be in this match either.
Chris Anthony - I didn't say that...
BSW - I'm surprised.
Roxx - Me too... especially with this damn Question Mark freak.
Meygon - Is it time to bring out the guest refree yet!?!
BSW - I think so...
Ring Announcer - And now... We are going to bring out the guest refree.
(The crowd cheers.)
Ring Announcer - The only thing we know about this guy is that he is a
mystery man from the FWL... Lets bring him out...
(The lights in the arena go out. The crowd wonders what the hell is going
BSW - I hate it when this happens.
(The fans are holding up lighters. About a minute goes by and the lights
come back on... OH MY GOD!!! It is former FWL President JEFF URSO!!! He is
dressed as a refree. Everyone in the ring looks shocked. Jeff has a
Jeff - YES!!! It's me... I'm back in the business and I think I have A LOT
to say and do... First off, the IWO is under the WRONG leadership. I am the
PRESIDENT of the IWO. Not some guy who can't even keep his son in line. Not
some guy that can't even beat his lesser board members. I AM THE PRESIDENT,
I RUN THE IWO, AND WHATEVER I SAY GOES!!!
Roxx - Damn, this guy is even crazier than John.
Jeff - And in this World Title Match, I don't want any crap from you guys.
If you step out of line, I won't disqualify you, I'll just break your damn
(The crowd is sort of cheering for Jeff.)
Jeff - IWO... Watch the REAL president in action. Ring the damn bell and let
the match begin!!!
*DING RINGA DING RINGA DING OH HELL JUST DING*
Chris Anthony - Finally, the match starts. I'm amazed at how long it takes
you people to start a damn match. And besides that, this match is going to
Roxx - You are probably right about that one.
Meygon - Just let them fight!!! You two SHUT UP!!!
Roxx - She is such a bossy bitch isn't she?
Ashton Cain hands the belt to Jeff. Jef holds the belt up for all the world
to see. The crowd cheers for... the belt!?! Jeff throws the belt down to the
floor. Cain gives him a dirty look. Cain looks over at ?¿? and Phelen
Kell... They charge him!!! They both go after Cain!!! ?¿? reaches him first
and locks up with him. Cain gains the advantage and throws ?¿? in the ropes.
Kell hits Cain from behind with a double axe handle. Cain goes down. ?¿?
comes back. He watches as Kell goes after Cain. Kell pulls Cain up, he
slings him into the corner. Kell charges in with a vicious splash. ?¿? comes
running in behind him with a splash of his on. They both move and Cain goes
falling to the mat.
BSW - This seems like The Mysterious One and Phelen Kell are working
together. This is very weird.
Chris Anthony - They'd never work together. They hate each other a lot.
Meygon - It is kind of funny though...
?¿? pulls Ashton Cain up. He is holding Cain. Phelen Kell comes over and
starts using Cain as a punching bag. Jeff steps in and tries to get them to
stop double teaming Cain. They just ignore his orders. Jeff looks pissed. He
grabs ?¿? from behind causing him to let Cain go. ?¿? turns around and gets
in Jeff's face. Kell grabs Cain and throws him through the ropes to the
floor. ?¿? and Jeff are arguing.
BSW - Jeff and ?¿? are arguing. If you remember back to the days of the FWL,
it was Jeff that cost ?¿? the title in a match with Titan. This is very
interesting that Jeff is the special guest refree in this match.
Chris Anthony - You are always full of those damn facts aren't you Scotty?
BSW - Do you know how to be nice???
Meygon - No, he doesn't. Neither of these guys know how to be nice.
Kell pulls Cain up on the outside of the ring. He tries to throw Cain into
the guardrail. Cain manages to reverse it sending Kell into the guardrail.
Cain is getting a second wind. Cain reaches over the guardrail and shoves
some fan out of his seat. He grabs the chair. He takes it over... BAM!!! He
nails Kell right in the head with it. Kell falls to the floor. Cain starts
stomping on him. ?¿? stops arguing with Jeff and gets out of the ring. He
sneaks up behind Cain and takes the chair from his hand. Cain turns around
only to get blasted by the chair and sent to the floor.
BSW - Why on earth did the mysterious one just save Phelen Kell!?! He should
have let Cain beat the hell out of Kell so it would only be two guys left in
Roxx - I can't even say his damn name, I know he isn't THAT smart Scott.
Meygon - I still think this is funny. The way they were working together and
?¿? pulls Cain up and slings him into the ringsteps. The crowd is actually
getting on the Mysterious One's case. ?¿? goes over and pulls Phelen Kell
up. He says something to Kell, Kell nods. Kell heads to the back!?!?! ?¿?
goes over to Cain. He pulls him up again and rolls him into the ring. ?¿?
looks under the ring and pulls out a table. He slides the table into the
ring. He gets into the ring and sets the table up. He pulls Cain up and puts
him on the table. ?¿? starts climbing the ropes.
BSW - This just doesn't look good for our world champion. I don't think he
can take this two on one onslaught any longer.
Roxx - I'm surprised that this dude is this good. I mean he is full of
questions and all.
Meygon - Ok, that was the stupidest joke you've said all night.
Chris Anthony - I wonder where the hell Phelen Kell went. I'm starting to
think this whole match is a set up or something.
?¿? is to the top. He points down at Cain. The crowd is back behind the
Mysterious One. He leaps!!! CAIN MOVES!!! ?¿? goes crashing through the
table!!! He hits hard!!! Cain immediately gets up. He pulls ?¿? up. He picks
him up and slams him near the corner. Cain begins his climb up to the top
rope. The crowd is going crazy. He points up to the sky... SHOOTING STAR
BSW - THIS COULD BE IT FOR THE MYSTERIOUS ONE!!!
We hear what appears to be an engine. OH MY GOD!!! Phelen Kell is driving a
damn dump truck into MADISON SQUARE GARDEN!!! The back of the dump truck
looks to be full of... DIRT!?! Phelen Kell gets out of the driver's seat!!!
He has a damn shovel. Ashton Cain is watching this from the ring. He had the
chance to pin ?¿?, but when he saw the dump truck he didn't. Cain's hatred
for Kell shows as he gets out of the ring and goes running down the entrance
way. He spears Kell down!!! The shovel goes flying out of Kell's hand.
Chris Anthony - I'm amazed at how much Ashton Cain has taken in this match.
He still is in this thing and right now is in total control against TWO
guys. I didn't think he could do this.
Roxx - You aren't very smart dude.
BSW - I don't think Cain is in any kind of control. Especially against these
two guys. And why the hell is that dump truck out here!?!?
Meygon - Someone must like dirt.
Cain is on top of Kell beating the living hell out of him. Cain looks up and
sees the shovel. He gets off of Kell and grabs the shovel. He turns around
and swings the shovel, Kell, luckily, rolls out of the way. The shovel
smacks the floor, bending it. Cain swings it again, Kell rolls again. Cain
gets pissed and just throws the shovel down on Kell. What he doesn't see is
that in the ring, ?¿? is getting up. Cain starts stomping away on Kell. ?¿?
is up. He looks down the isle and sees what's going on. He gets out of the
ring, Jeff follows him.
BSW - Something is up guys... this isn't right.
?¿? charges down the isle and nails Ashton Cain. He grabs Cain and slams his
head into the side of the dumptruck. Cain goes down. ?¿? grabs the shovel
and he nails Cain in the side with it. Cain screams out. Jeff seems to have
a smile on his face. ?¿? pulls Cain up. He is taking him around to the back
of the dump truck. ?¿? yells something at Kell. ?¿? picks Cain up and slams
him down to the floor. Kell is slowly getting up. He looks around and sees
that Cain is down. He gives ?¿? a thumbs up and climbs up into the
BSW - OH MY GOD!!! They are going to dump all that dirt onto Ashton Cain!!!
Someone has to stop this now!!!
(The crowd is really booing both Kell and ?¿?)
Chris Anthony - You are right Scott. I've been in some extreme matches in my
time, but I don't think I can handle being buried under dirt.
Roxx - Oh come on, this is fun stuff to watch.
Meygon - It is dangerous Teddy.
Roxx - So is my 25 foot long...
The back of the truck is slowly lifting up. Small pieces of dirt are already
falling onto Cain. ?¿? is standing back far enough so that nothing happens
to him. He is laughing...
(Music stars blaring out throughout the arena... WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN
AND IT HURTS INSIDE!!! IF GOD TAKES A STAND IT DONT HELP TO HIDE!!! WELL YOU
HURT MY FRIENDS!!! THEN YOU HURT MY PRIDE!!! I GOTTA BE A MAN, I CANT LET IT
SLIDE!!! I AM A REAL AMERICAN, FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN!!! I AM A
REAL AMERICAN!!!! FIGHT FOR WHAT'S RIGHT, FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT!!!)
BSW - What the...
(Titan comes walking out!!! He is pointing at ?¿? and shaking his finger at
him. He is wearing a red and yellow t-shirt that reads "TITANMANIA" on it.
He is wearing red tights. His hair is dyed blonde. He walks over and helps
Ashton Cain up. Ashton stumbles away from the dump truck. Now Titan is
pointing right at ?¿?. The crowd is going crazy. He starts ripping his shirt
off!!! He is... OH MY GOD!!! ALL THE DIRT GOES CRASHING DOWN ON TITAN!!!
Titan falls to the floor as ALL the dirt from the dumptruck goes crashing
down onto him. The fans are horrified as Titan is buried alive.)
BSW - Titan come out here and saved Ashton Cain from this... Now he gets
it... He needs some help right now!!!
Chris Anthony - Yeah, he needs help for coming out here in the first place.
He should keep his nose out of everyone elses business.
Roxx - He could be killed if he stays under that dirt for too long.
(Meygon takes her headset off and rushes to the dirt pile.)
BSW - And fans, we will do our best to keep you updated on Titan as the Pay
Per View goes on.
Roxx - So much for being a real american like that song says. He is more
like real dirt now. heh...
Chris Anthony - You suck..
?¿? has a smirk on his face. He laughs as IWO Officials come running out
with shovels. While all this was going on, Ashton Cain has vanished!?!
Phelen Kell gets out of the dumptruck. He goes over and talks with ?¿?.
BSW - Ok... It is VERY obvious now that these two are working together. But
where the hell did Ashton Cain take off too!?!
Roxx - I don't know, everyone was watching Titan being buried by all that
Kell and ?¿? are still talking. They apparently decide to split up and look
for Ashton Cain. They both head into the back. Our camera follows them. Once
in the back, ?¿? goes to the right and Kell goes to the left.
BSW - They might never find Cain. This is crazy. And where the hell did Jeff
Chris Anthony - So many questions... So little time...
?¿? is looking through the dressing rooms. He goes into a shower room. Weird
noises are coming from the shower. "OH JOHN, YEAH RIGHT THERE" is heard. ?¿?
yells out for Cain. We hear a scream and "Oh my god, someone is in here".
?¿? goes back to the shower... SUMMER AND JOHN WERE DOING IT IN THE
John - GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU ASS HOLE!!!
(John covers the camera up with his hand and spins the camera man around.
?¿? heads out of that dressing room.)
Roxx - DAMN!!! I like that guy even more now after seeing how big... Oh,
hell, nevermind, mine is still bigger.
Phelen Kell is looking in the parking lot now. He is going by every single
vehicle he sees and looking in the windows. He heads over to a big 18
wheeler truck. It is running. THE LIGHTS COME ON!!! OH MY GOD!!! ASHTON CAIN
IS IN THE DRIVERS SEAT!!! THE TRUCK GOES RIGHT FOR KELL!!! Kell dives out of
the way and the eighteen wheeler goes crashing into about five cars. Car
alarms are going off like crazy. Cain gets out of the eighteen wheeler with
a damn crowbar!!! He is going after Kell!!!
BSW - I think Ashton Cain has lost his mind. He looks like he wants to
honestly kill Phelen Kell. This isn't good...
Kell is trying to run away from Cain. He is dashing through the back parking
lot. And oh my god!!! Kell is out on Seventh Avenue!!! Cars are slamming on
their breaks as Kell tries to make his away across. It looks like he is
headed for the New Garden Garage!!! No!!! He makes a dash at the corner and
runs across 33rd Street. He is headed down to the damn subway!!! Ashton Cain
is trying to stay with him. Kell is at 34th street and headed down the
subway entrance to Penn Station!!!
Chris Anthony - I guess this has turned into a marathon or something, all
they are doing is running!!!
Roxx - I just hope Cain catches Kell. I want to see some blood!!!
Kell is shoving people out of the way headed down into the subway. People
are boarding on the subway car. Kell shoves some more people down, jumps the
rail, and dives into the car. The door slams shut behind Kell. Kell gets up
and waves bye to Cain. Cain looks pissed. He sees an opening... He gets a
running start... He leaps... INTO THE CAR HE GOES!!! Kell has no idea that
he is on board with him!!!
BSW - This is getting very dangerous. Not only are Cain and Kell in danger,
but also regular people are in danger.
Roxx - Oh f'n well.
BSW - Does anyone have a clue where this subway is headed???
Chris Anthony - How the hell would we know?
Kell is standing up holding on to the top of the subway car. He is waiting
for the subway to make its next stop. Finally it does. The door opens up.
Just as it does, Cain busts into the car. Kell sees him and immediately
heads out the door. Kell starts running again, Cain is also out the door and
after him. Kell is going up the stairs out of the station. Kell is up on the
street. He is looking around trying to get some bearings. He looks over to
his right and sees a lingerie store. He heads into it. Cain is right behind
him. Some girls are in there. Kell grabs one of them and heads to the
"changing room" area. Some more girls are back there, they start screaming.
Cain heads back there. Kell and this girl go into one of the changing areas.
Cain is looking for Kell with crowbar in hand. Cain is looking in all the
areas. He opens up the door where Kell is. The woman slaps Cain sending him
back, Kell runs out, shoving Cain down to the floor. Kell runs out of the
Roxx - Damn it, I wanted to see someone naked.
Chris Anthony - Do you stay horny all the time???
Roxx - YEAH BABY!!!
BSW - STOP!!!
Kell heads back out on the street and takes off toward The Garden. Cain gets
up, he tells the ladies that he is sorry, and he runs after Kell. Meanwhile
back in the arena:
IWO officials have dug a hole down to Titan. They are pulling him out of the
dirt. A strecther has been brought out. Titan is immediately put on the
stretcher. Paramedics put an oxygen mask over his face and cart him off to
the back. The fans in the arena are still in shock. Titan isn't moving at
all. Meygon is crying... She is holding Titan's hand as he is pushed to the
BSW - This isn't good...
Roxx - You are right.
?¿? is still in the back looking for Cain. He has no clue what all has gone
on. He barges into another dressing room. It is the dressing room of Leroy
Brown. Brown is watching the pay per view. He looks up, then looks back to
the TV. He realizes he is on camera. He waves.
?¿? - Where the fuck is Ashton Cain???
Leroy Brown - Phelen found him... They are running back toward the arena.
?¿? - RUNNING!?!
?¿? goes out of the dressing room and heads out of the arena. He sees Kell
running down the street headed back toward the Garden. Cain is on his tail
with the crowbar. ?¿? is looking around. He finds what appears to be a piece
of wood. He goes over and hides behind the smashed cars. Kell comes running
by him, ?¿? sticks the board out, Cain hits it and falls face first to the
concrete. His nose is busted open immediately.
BSW - And here the pace in this match changes. There is no way Cain can
handle this two on one attack now. He is too damn tired after chasing Phelen
Kell through half of downtown New York.
Chris Anthony - But you have to give him SOME credit.
Roxx - Ok... Just SOME credit... heh...
Kell stops running. He turns around and has a huge smile on his face. He
looks down at Cain and laughs. ?¿? walks over. They are trying to decide
what to do with Cain.
BSW - How can Jeff let this go on? It is clearly two on one. Clearly Kell
and ?¿? have formed some kind of bond.
Chris Anthony - How the fuck do you know this? What if they agreed to beat
the hell out of Cain and eliminate him, then go at it themselves???
BSW - I don't know that...
Kell goes over and pulls Ashton Cain up. He picks him up and starts walking
through the back of the arena. ?¿? yells out for Kell to stop walking. Kell
drops Cain. ?¿? goes over and picks him up. He.. SLINGS HIM THROUGH A DAMN
GLASS DOOR!!! The sound of shattering glass is heard everywhere. Both Kell
and ?¿? have a smile on their face. Cain is just lying on the ground,
motionless. ?¿? goes through the door fram and pulls Cain up.... HE SLINGS
HIM THROUGH ANOTHER GLASS DOOR!!! Cain is out. Little pieces of glass are
stuck in his skin.
BSW - They have to draw the line somewhere. I think this is where it should
be. Ashton Cain is defenesless. He can't handle this much more.
Roxx - He is the champion. He should know that the odds are against him.
BSW - Yeah, but not like this.
Ashton Cain is lying in his own little pool of blood. ?¿? and Phelen Kell
are still standing over him. They are gloating over what they have done.
Kell poulls Cain up and continues his walk back in through the arena.
Someone's dressing room door just opened. IT IS DARK WOLF and HIGH FLYER!!!
They come storming out and start attacking ?¿? and Phelen Kell. Kell drops
Cain and starts fighting them off. ?¿? slings Dark Wolf into a wall. Kell
has High Flyer, kick to the groin, DDT to the floor. ?¿? and Kell go back to
Cain. Kell picks him back up and they start walking again.
BSW - It looks like some of the IWO stars are trying to stop this two on one
attack by Kell and The Mysterious One. But it doesn't look like it got them
Chris Anthony - It would have to be better than those two.
They walk by another dressing room. That door busts open and out jumps
Capital Punishment and Al Coholic. They go after Kell and ?¿?. Al Coholic
starts punching Kell. Kell drops Cain, he kicks Al Coholic. He shoves him
back against the door, the door breaks, sending Al Coholic back into the
dressing room. ?¿? has Capital Punishment. He slings him against a wall, he
doesn't go down. ?¿? picks him up and slams him down to the concrete floor.
Kell and ?¿? go back to Cain.
BSW - This is crazy. No one can stop these two.
They keep going. There is Carlos Perez, Christian Levers, and Rain are
standing around a coke machine talking. ?¿? walks over and shoves Rain!?!
Kell drops Cain again and he charges at Carlos Perez, sending him back first
into the coke machine. Perez goes down. ?¿? and Rain are brawling. ?¿? gains
the advantage and slings Rain into the wall. Now it is two on one. Kell
grabs Levers and rams his head into the coke machine. Levers falls down onto
Chris Anthony - I guess these two must have had their wheaties this morning.
They are beating the hell out of everyone.
While ?¿? and Kell are looking over the damage they just did. Ashton Cain
slowly gets up and limps off away from the two. Kell and ?¿? turn around and
see that Cain is gone. They start cussing. There is just one main hallway,
so they both take off running. Cain couldn't have gotten far with the
injuries he had. ?¿? storms into a dressing room while Kell keeps going.
This time he ends up in the dressing room of Joey Rappoport and Chris
Wyndorf. They look up and see ?¿? standing there.
?¿? - Where the fuck is Cain???
Rappoport - Well, as you can clearly see freak, he isn't in here. If I were
you, I'd march my ass out of this dressing before I got an ass beating.
?¿? - Are you f'n threatening me?
Rappoport - Nah!!! I'm just asking you to dance, jack ass.
?¿? - You want to go!?! Come on tough guy.
Rappoport - You go out and win this match and I'll see you on July 26th.
?¿? - I'm not talking about a match, I'm talking about a damn fight.
?¿? runs at Rappoport. He tackles Rappoport, who is sitting in a chair,
sending himself and Rappoport over to the floor. Chris Wyndorf tries to pull
?¿? off of Rappoport. ?¿? sends a sharp elbow back against Wyndorf, sending
him stumbling backwards. He falls to the floor. His nose is busted open. ?¿?
continues to beat the hell out of Joey Rappoport.
BSW - The Mysterious One is doing everything right now but worrying about
Ashton Cain. Remember, Cain is the IWO World Champion, not Joey Rappoport.
Chris Anthony - I think The Mysterious One feels threatened by Rappoport's
presents. Rappoport is a much better champion than he ever could be and he
is just proving that right now.
?¿? continues to beat away on Joey Rappoport. ZOMBIE!!! Zombie comes running
into the dressing room. ?¿? gets off of Rappoport and they are having a
stare down. Zombie gets closer, he is right in ?¿?'s face. ?¿? shoves
Zombie. Zombie shoves ?¿? back. ?¿? stumbles back a bit. ?¿? gets back in
Zombie's face. WAIT A MINUTE!!! From behind... Phelen Kell with a chair!!!
He cracks Zombie over the back of the head with it. Zombie goes down.
Phelen Kell - Come on, we have to find Cain...
Kell and ?¿? run out of the dressing room and continue their search.
BSW - Why don't we just f'n bring in the cops to search for him. This is so
damn stupid. I'm supposed to be biased here, but I can't do it. These two
guys right here should NEVER be allowed to Main Event a Pay Per View again
after this crap they are pulling.
Roxx - Calm down big man.
Chris Anthony - I guess my theory at the beginning was right, tag team
wrestlers, shouldn't main event at a PPV.
Kell and ?¿? are now looking together. They have made their way to some
restrooms in the arena. OH MY GOD!!! Ashton Cain comes charging out of the
ladies restroom with a damn toilet!!! He rams the toilet into ?¿?, sending
him down to the floor. Kell tries to avoid it, but he can't. He gets smashed
over the head with the toilet. Water is slowly coming out of the bathroom.
Cain drops the toilet onto ?¿?. He pulls Kell up and heads out to the
BSW - I can not believe the fight that Ashton Cain is putting up here. The
man may lose this match but he will have more pride after this match than
anyone in the IWO.
Roxx - I like the guy. He has balls.
Chris Anthony - Balls are a good thing...
Roxx - Speaking of balls, is Meygon coming back out here??
BSW - We are still trying to get word on Titan. We don't know.
Cain walks out of the entrance way carrying Phelen Kell. The crowd is going
crazy. Kell's head is busted open from that toilet shot. Cain gets to the
ring and shoves Kell into the ring. Cain grabs a chair and gets into the
ring. The crowd is on its feet. Cain puts the chair on Kell's head. Cain
charges into the ropes and comes back. He drops a leg right across the
chair, driving the chair into Kell's face. Cain is looking around for Jeff.
He is nowhere to be seen so he can't go for a cover. Cain is pissed. Cain
pulls Kell up, he slings him into the corner. Cain picks that chair up. He
goes charging into the corner holding that chair. He drives the chair into
Kell's face!!! Kell falls face first to the mat. Blood is now everywhere.
BSW - I think Ashton Cain just broke his former partner's nose. The blood
came out of his face like a faucet. Now where the hell is Jeff so Cain can
Roxx - Jeff followed them to the back earlier and he hasn't been seen since.
Cain is asking for a microphone now.
Ashton Cain - He said over and over again that he was the real force behind
Hostile Youth. That is the biggest load of bull shit I've ever heard. Who is
the one still standing Phelen!?! And everyone sees that I have your ass
beat. If that damn FWL, whatever the hell is, guy would get his ass out
here, it would be just two left. But I guess he is too busy wacking willy or
something so I'll just f'n break every bone in Kell's body until someone
gets their ass out here to make the count.
(Cain drops the microphone and the crowd goes crazy.)
Cain pulls Kell up again. He sets him up.. Piledriver... Cain covers him and
counts himself a three count, of course that doesn't count. Cain looks
really pissed that no one is out to make a count. He pulls Kell up again. He
slams him down near the corner. Cain grabs the chair and sets it on Kell's
chest. Ashton is climbing up the ropes!!! He is giving the signal for the
shooting star press!!!
BSW - This is Cain's signature move. If he hits this there is no way that
Kell will be able to win this thing, especially with that chair on his
Roxx - Scott... There has to be a refree for anything to be OVER. I don't
know much about this Jeff guy but he sure as hell isn't a good refree. He is
a damn joke.
Chris Anthony - I've dealt with Jeff before, this is so unlike him. He is
usually right on top of things.
Cain jumps... SHOOTING STAR PESS!!! ONTO KELL AND THE CHAIR!!! Driving the
chair into Kell's chest. HERE COMES JEFF!!! He runs down the isle and gets
into the ring. Cain sees him and goes for the cover... Jeff
counts...1......2....NO!!!!!!! HE WONT PUT HIS HAND DOWN FOR
A THREE!?!?!?!?! Cain looks over at him. Jeff is holding his shoulder like
he hurt it. Cain gets off of Kell and goes over and grabs Jeff!!! Jeff is
threatening to DQ him!!! Cain is yelling at him!!!
Chris Anthony - This is f'n strange.
BSW - What is going on!?!
?¿? comes running down the isle!!! Ashton Cain doesn't see him!!! Cain still
has Jeff by the collar. He is still yelling at him. ?¿? gets in the ring, he
yells at Cain. Cain turns around... KICK TO THE STOMACH!!! MYSTERY DEATH
DRIVER!!!!!!!!! ?¿? goes for the cover....Jeff
Eliminated - Ashton Cain
BSW - HIS SHOULDER WASNT HURT THERE!!! THIS IS BULL CRAP!!!
Roxx - So much for a main event!!!
Chris Anthony - This is all a damn set up!!!
(Meygon comes running back out. She heads over to the announcers' table.)
BSW - Any news on Titan???
(Meygon has tears in her eyes.)
Meygon - I don't know... Nobody is saying anything... *sniff*
BSW - We are hoping for the best of course...
?¿? is up. He pulls Ashton Cain up and throws him out of the ring. ?¿? goes
over to Phelen Kell. HE IS HELPING HIM UP!?!
Roxx - What the hell is this???
Kell is holding his chest. He has a chair imprint there. Jeff walks over and
they all start talking!?! They are smiling!!! Jeff pulls out what appears to
be a coin from his pocket? Phelen Kell and ?¿? go to the center of the ring.
Jeff shows both men the coin. He points to ?¿?. Jeff tosses the coin up in
the air, we hear ?¿? yell out "tails". Jeff catches the coin. He looks at
it. He yells out "TAILS!!". He puts the coin back in his pocket. No one else
saw it. ?¿? and Phelen Kell are facing each other. They shake hands. Phelen
Kell holds his pinky out to ?¿?. ?¿? grabs a hold of his pinky... Phelen
Kell... GIVES UP!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
Winner and NEW IWO WORLD CHAMPION via The Pinky Lock of DOOM - The
Mysterious One, ?¿?!!!!!!!!!!!!
BSW - THIS IS DAMN WRONG!!! DAMN WRONG!!! In just one night the IWO's
biggest star has turned on all of his fans. He has done the unthinkable!!!
Roxx - But he is finally an IWO World Champion. That is all that really
matters Scott. But what this shows me is that Phelen Kell and ?¿? are just
scared of each other. They are too afraid of what might happen if they
actually fight. So, he may be the damn champion, but he is a damn coward.
Both men are cowards. Especially if they need the help of the refree.
(The scene cuts to the back. We see an ambulance pulling out of the arena.
We see co-vp John, Summer, Mad Max, Ken War, and a few IWO officials
watching it pull away. Titan is in that ambulance. He is being taken to the
nearest hospital. A look of concern is on their face.)
BSW - We may have a new world champion, but our thoughts and prayers are
with Titan and his family right now...
(?¿? is in the ring holding the belt up. The crowd is booing like crazy.
I've never heard BOOS this loud.)
Roxx - The fans can turn on you easily here can't they?
Chris Anthony - Yes they can...
(Jeff, ?¿?, and Phelen are jawing with fans at ringside. Jeff is getting a
JU - So, this is the IWO. Where its just as easy as 1-2-3 to gain the World Heavyweight Title. I have been here for 1 day, and already I am managing the Heavyweight Champ, the Mysterious One. And to you Mr Kell, where's Dane Wilt…he is supposed to be out here as well. Come on out here Wilt…in fact, why don't you all get out here cuz we got a party to go to, and I don't want to be late!
***Just then, the time-tested theme song of The Ultimate Horsemen, "The World I Know" by Bride begins to blare as the fans boo loudly as an amazing swarm of wrestlers walk down the ramp, all in Ultimate Horsemen t-shirts…former FWL legends "The Original Punk Ass" Ryan Kennedy, "Dangerous" Chris Danger, "Crazy" Carl Adams, and from the IWO, Dane Wilt, Tony Davis, Harlequin, Fusion and Jack-in-the-Box (accompanied by two scantaly clad whores). The crowd continues to boo as the Horsemen get into the ring, and congradulate The Mysterious One on his title victory. Jeff shakes all their hands, and TOPA takes the mic***
TOPA - WE'RE BACK!!! HORSEMEN STYLE!! The Ultimate Horsemen was THE driving force behing the FWL…but that's the past…this is OUR Future! We already got the IWO World Heavyweight Champion…we already got the numbers, we already got the biggest wrestling mind in the world, and you know what else we got…the power! Yes, that's right ladies and gentlemen…Jamie Kosoy is a nothing compared to this man. In fact, it was this man, right here ***pointing at Jeff*** that MADE Jamie Kosoy! And Jamie, if you take one false step…if you try to be a hero and impede progress…if you dare step in the way of Horsemen Rule…you WILL be dealt with in a swift, timely and PAINFUL manner!!
J - Jamie, its real simple…I made you, I can break you! You were nothing but an outsider looking in, until I took you under my wing as my apprentice, and this is the thanks I get…I almost had to buy a f***ing ticket just to get in here! So Jamie, you watch your ass! And now, to the rest of the IWO…let me explain this to you. Horsemen Rule is now in effect. That means, we call all the shots! If we want to break up your match just to kick your ass, we'll do it! If we want your title…we'll take it. And that's exactly what we intend to do. Now, Dane Wilt lost his title tonight, that was inexcusable. So, we are gonna make a little example out of Mr Cain right here, right now.
***Tony Davis and Carl Adams pick Ashton Cain up, and hold him in the center of the ring while Jack in the Box, Ryan Kennedy and Phelen Kell are laying the boots into him. Wilt is on the outside looking for a weapon to use, he finally settles on the timekeepers bell. He slides back into the ring, and smashes Cain's head with the bell full force. Cain is now busted open, and bleeding like a faucet. The Horsemen continue to stomp and kick at him until he has been rolled out of the ring***
J - Remember…Horsemen Rule!!! You don't!! And this one goes out to Titan and Billy Larson…heard you guys sponser some spots on Teddy Roxx's show…and we all got something to say to you…
ALL THE HORSEMEN - WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU!!!!!
***The scene fades out with the fans booing loudly, the Horsemen celebrating and leaving the ring, heading up the ramp. The camara zooms in on the unconsious Ashton Cain, lying bloody on the floor, then on to The Mysterious One, who is now wearing the World Title Belt, and finally onto Jeff, who with Julie and TOPA are leaving the ring.***
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