(the scene opens to Phelen Kell. He is getting out of his special custom Corvette with the Hostile Youth logo painted all over it. He walks into the building carrying his gear, whistling "Come Fly With Me" by Frank Sinatra.....all of the sudden, a masked man that looks vaguely familiar comes out with a box filled with stuff. He pulls a sledge hammer out of the box and proceeds to beat the $#% out of Phelen's car, denting it everywhere. He then pulls out a blowtorch and starts to melt the car down. After about a minute of roasting the hood of the Hostile Youth-mobile, the guy pulls out a key and proceeds to key the car, scratching it up everywhere. He then pulls out a can of silly string and sprays that all over the car....and once that's done, he takes out some plastic wrap and covers the car in that. The masked man takes a look at his handywork, then walks over to a black car and speeds off.......)
("Are You Ready?" by Creed plays as the camera pans, dollys, and all sorts of other various camera things around the crowd. They scream and shout and yell and do all the normal things that they do at every other IWO event, cause it's the IWO, and they want to. Suddenly, the song cuts off. Everybody stops screaming cause they're wondering what the hell is going on. Suddenly, another Creed song comes on...."Ode" starts to play, and Titan walks out. Half the crowd starts to boo, the other half starts to cheer.....Titan walks out to the entrance ramp, smiling and enjoying the moment. He has a mic....)
Titan- WELCOME EVERYBODY TO MY SHOW!!!
GP- His show?! But Jamie is in charge...
Titan- YES I KNOW YOU ALL THINK JAMIE IS IN CHARGE!! But I have decreed that I should be President of the IWO. After all, Jamie is a pansy. Therefore, Hostile Takeover shall now be referred to as TITAN TAKEOVER!! And on Monday, be sure to check out MONDAY NIGHT TITAN..........
GP- GOOD LORD!! HERE COMES PHELEN KELL!! HE JUST NAILED TITAN WITH A SHOVEL!!!
Phelen- You -bleep-ing -bleep-!! You -bleep-ing -bleep-ed my -bleep-ing car up!!
JT- What a way to start off Hostile Takeover, eh?
Nikki- Titan is starting to get up and is begging Phelen off...Phelen is enjoying this....LOW BLOW!!! TITAN JUST SUCKERED PHELEN RIGHT IN ON THAT!!!
Titan- I have no -bleep-ing idea what you're talking about!! I don't even know what kind of -bleep-ing car you drive you stupid -bleep-! It sure as hell wasn't me! Just for that....I'll think of something. Just you wait and watch. Come Meltdown....something BAD will happen to you!
JT- Titan is losing his touch. That's the best he can do?
GP- I guess that shot to the shovel struck a nerve in Titan's brain.....
Nikki- Oh well!! We'll be back after this!!
GP- Welcome back to Hostile Takeover!! If you're just joining us, you missed one helluva confrontation....somebody decided to pull every prank in the book and then some on Phelen Kell's car, and when Kell confronted Titan on it, Kell got whooped a bit!!
JT- This just isn't the World Champ's month. Defending the title every show.....yesh.
Nikki- Ok, we're starting to sound like the competetion now....reviewing all the things that just happened!! Let's get to the friggen ring already!! This first match should be good....CyberCyclone v. Dan "The GOOD Boy" Hopkins.
GP: Dan Hopkins!
JT: I think Dan has his work cut out for him!
GP: Well both men are already in the ring and there goes the bell!
JT: Hopkins and CyberCyclone immediately lock up. CyberCyclone puts Hopkins
in an arm bar! Look at him apply pressure!
Nikki: CyberCyclone reverses it and now has Hopkins in an arm bar! Hopkins
throws CyberCyclone into the ropes and connects with lariat!
GP: CyberCyclone gets right back up but is hit with a textbook standing
dropkick from Hopkins which sends the veteran to the outside!
JT: CyberCyclone slides back into the ring but is met with a boot to the
face! Hopkins pulls CyberCyclone to his feet and connects with a jab! And
another! CyberCyclone is looking dazed!
GP: Hopkins scoops up CyberCyclone and slams him to the mat! Again he pulls
CyberCyclone to his feet and lifts him high into the air!
JT: SLINGSHOT SUPLEX FROM THE NEWCOMER! Excellent move there by the rookie!
Nikki: This rookie has CyberCyclone in trouble! This could be quite the
GP: Hopkins goes for an early pin! 1...2...NO! CyberCyclone kicks out with
authority! Both men up! OHHHHHHHHHHHH! LOWBLOW BY CYBERCYCLONE!
JT: Now there's a way to even a match in a hurry! It might not be a great
move, but its great strategy!
Nikki: Hopkins is down and looks to be seriously injured! CyberCyclone
taking his time. He measures Hopkins and delivers an elbow to Hopkin's
GP: CyberCyclone climbs to the top turnbuckle! GUILLOTINE LEGDROP! What a
move! Cyber goes for a pin! 1....2....3! NO! NO! The ref is signaling that
Hopkins kicked out! Hopkins kicked out!
JT: CyberCyclone tells the ref he had better count faster next time!
Nikki: CyberCyclone grabs Hopkins by the hair and drags him to his feet!
European uppercut! And another! Hopkins down to one knee!
GP: CyberCyclone with a kick to the head that sends Hopkins to the outside!
JT: Hopkins is challenging CyberCyclone to join him on the outside!
CyberCyclone slides under the ropes and the two lock up on the outside!
GP: Hopkins gains the advantage and whips CyberCyclone into the security
rail! Man did CyberCyclone ever hit that rail hard!
Nikki: Hopkins now pounding away on CyberCyclone! Hopkins lifts CyberCyclone
up and drops him throat first onto the railing! CyberCyclone hit that rail
very hard with his throat! He is spitting up blood!
JT: This Hopkins guy is really impressing me tonight! He really knows how to
work over an opponent!
GP: Hopkins again scoops up CyberCyclone and throws him over the security
railing into the crowd!
Nikki: The ref has seemed to have lost control of this match!
JT: Hopkins leaps over the railing and begins to pummel CyberCyclone head
into the concrete!
GP: CyberCyclone is getting manhandled tonight! This Hopkins character is
sending out a message that he is for real!
Nikki: The ref is starting to count both men out now! This match will be a
draw unless one of these guys gets back in the ring in a hurry!
JT: Well Hopkins just noticed the ref counting and he heads back in the ring
breaking the count! But wait he leaves the ring again and goes and grabs
GP: PILEDRIVER ONTO THE CONCRETE! CyberCyclone is out cold! Hopkins throws
him over the security railing again! OH MY GOD! CyberCyclone's head just
landed hard onto the steel steps at ringside!
JT: CyberCyclone must have a concussion after those two bumps!
Nikki: Hopkins rolls CyberCyclone into the ring! He covers him for the win!
1....2....NO! Somehow CyberCyclone has kicked out! I didn't think he would
kick out there!
GP: Hopkins can not believe it! Hopkins climbs to the top turnbuckle! He
wants to end this match! CyberCyclone still lying on the mat not moving!
MOONSAULT! BUT CYBERCYCLONE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!
JT: CyberCyclone avoided defeat right there! Hopkins is hurt and is slow to
GP: Both men to their feet now! CyberCyclone kicks Hopkins in the gut!
DOUBLE ARM DDT! Hopkins is now down! CyberCyclone still looks dazed though!
Nikki: CyberCyclone slowly goes for another pin attempt! 1....2...NO!
HOPKINS HAS KICKED OUT!
JT: What a debut here for Hopkins! This kid has shown a lot tonight! Both
men have taken a beating so far. This one could either way!
GP: CyberCyclone drags Hopkins to his feet! ATOMIC DROP! FOLLOWED BY A
REVERSE DDT! This match is over! CyberCyclone is wasting time though as he
plays it up for the crowd!
JT: What is CyberCyclone thinking? He has this match won but he's making a
rookie mistake by celebrating prematurely!
Nikki: CyberCyclone puts his foot on top of Hopkins's chest! What a pathetic
cover! The ref counts! 1....2...NO! He could have won it right there but not
with a cover like that!
GP: CyberCyclone is in the ref's face! Again he believes the ref counted
JT: Don't look now but here comes Hopkins!
GP: Hopkins grabs CyberCyclone from behind and rolls him up into a small
package! Here's the count! 1....2.....3!
Nikki: NO! NO! The ref is signaling that CyberCyclone kicked out in just the
nick of time! Boy was that close!
JT: CyberCyclone is up! Hopkins is up! Both men starring at each other! Look
at Hopkin's eyes! He looks possessed!
GP: The two lock up collar and elbow! Both men trying to gain an advantage
on each other! CyberCyclone backs Hopkins into the corner. The ref breaks
them up! Knife edge chop by CyberCyclone! And another! Look at Hopkin's
chest! Those chops are taking a toll!
JT: CyberCyclone whips Hopkins into the far turnbuckle and follows it up
with a splash! NO! Hopkins managed to raise his feet at the last moment and
stop CyberCyclone dead in his tracks!
Nikki: Hopkins climbs to the top turnbuckle! What is he going to do?
GP: MISSILE DROPKICK! That connected right to CyberCyclone's head! What a
JT: Hopkins goes for the pin. He hooks the leg! The count! 1.....2.....3!
GP: Dan Hopkins is your winner! What a debut for the kid! Did you see that
cover? There was no way of CyberCyclone kicking out there!
Nikki: What a start for this newcomer! His future sure looks bright!
GP: Stay tuned folks! We have to break for commercial but we'll be right
JT: Hold on! CyberCyclone is attacking Hopkins! CyberCyclone is obviously
upset at losing to this rookie! The ref tries to break it up!
GP: CyberCyclone has taken the ref out! Man he is going ballistic! Hopkins
is down. The ref is down! CyberCyclone spits on both of them and exits
through the crowd!
JT: Hopkin's may have won the match but the war is just beginning between
these two! We'll be right back!
GP: Hey that's my line!
GP: Welcome back folks! This next match is scheduled for one fall. It is for
the IC Tag Team championship! Lets go to our special guest ring announcer
for this match. Please welcome the hero of this years Ryder Cup, Justin
Leonard: Thanks Greg! Ladies and gentlemen this next match is for the IC Tag
Team Championship. Introducing first the challengers. At a combined weight
of 495 pounds, here are the Primetime Soldiers!
("Ambitionz Az A Ryda" by 2Pac begins to play as Ruff Ryda begins his walk
towards the ring!)
GP: Well folks here's Ruff Ryda but where's Tyler Johnson?
(Ruff Ryda climbs into the ring. Then Tyler Johnson appears on the ramp.)
GP: Well for some reason or another the Primetime Soldiers are making
separate ring entrances!
(Tyler Johnson gets in the ring and the two men barely acknowledge each
JT: These two had better resolve their differences or else they will have no
chance in hell of beating a team like the Crypt!
(Just then the arena lights dim and "Seek and Destroy" by Metallica begins
to play. The crowd gets on their feet and a huge AAA chant begins.)
Leonard: And their opponents, the reigning IC Tag Team Champions, at a
combined weight of 639 pounds, here is the Black Assassin and Capital
Punishment better known as The Crypt!
(The Assassin and Capital Punishment slowly make their way down to ring
accompanied by Spider. The Assassin stops near some fans and grabs a sign
from a fan wearing an AAA T-shirt. He holds the sign up to the camera which
reads: Sting stole the Assassin's music!)
GP: Well this should be a good match if the Primetime Soldiers function as a
JT: The bell has rung and here we go. Capital Punishment is going to begin
the match for The Crypt but it seems the PrimeTime Soldiers are having a
problem deciding who will start for them! Well it doesn't matter because
Cappy just grabbed Ruff Ryda and pulled him through the ropes as Tyler
Johnson just stands there and looks on! What is their problem?
Nikki: Capital Punishment whips Ruff Ryda into the ropes and connects with a
big boot to the face that sends Ruff Ryda down hard! Capital Punishment
picks up Ruff Ryda and throws him into the Crypt's corner!
GP: The Assassin grabs Ruff Ryda as Capital Punishment begins to hammer away
on him. These two really know how to work as a team. This match won't last
long if the PrimeTime soldiers don't start working together!
JT: Cappy tags in the Assassin! The Assassin applies a sleeper to Ruff Ryda!
He's going to end this match early! The ref is checking to see if Ruff Ryda
is still conscious! He lifts Ruff Ryda's hand into the air but it drops!
Again the ref checks Ryda's hand but again it falls. If this happens once
more the match will be over!
GP: You know I have not seen anyone win a match with a sleeper in a long
time! But that doesn't matter because the Assassin is breaking the hold.
REVERSE DDT BY THE ASSASSIN!
Nikki: The Assassin goes for the cover. 1....2....NO! Ruff Ryda kicks out!
The Assassin tags in Capital Punishment as Ruff Ryda makes his way over to
his corner. He reaches out to Tyler Johnson but Tyler does not seem
JT: Too late! Capital Punishment has already gotten to Ruff Ryda! Capital
Punishment whips Ruff Ryda into the ropes. POWERSLAM WITH AUTHORITY!
GP: Capital Punishment drops a series of elbows on Ryda! Ryda is in serious
trouble. He has to make a tag soon or this will be all over. But it does not
seem that Tyler Johnson wants any part of the Crypt!
Nikki: Cappy throws Ruff Ryda to the outside. Ruff Ryda lands next to
Spider. Spider looks to see if the ref is paying attention. The ref is
talking to Cappy so Spider begins to kick Ruff Ryda in the gut!
JT: Spider is one hell of a manger if you ask me! He always seems to be in
the right place at the right time!
GP: Cappy goes to the outside and rolls Ruff Ryda back into the ring where
he applies a figure four! I don't think I have seen Capital Punishment use
the figure four before!
JT: Ruff Ryda is reaching for the ropes but can't make it! Cappy is really
applying pressure to the knee!
Nikki: The ref is asking Ruff Ryda if he wants to quit! Ruff Ryda is shaking
his head no!
GP: Ruff Ryda finally grabs the ropes and the ref breaks the hold! Cappy
tags in the Assassin who climbs the turnbuckle! FLYING ELBOW DROP!
JT: I think the Crypt are out to make a point. Some have been saying
recently that they don't deserve the IC Belts but don't tell that to them!
The Assassin throws Ruff Ryda into his own corner. Tyler Johnson is just
standing there as Ruff Ryda extends his hand towards him! Ruff Ryda slaps
Tyler's hand and that is an official tag!
GP: Tyler Johnson doesn't seem to think he is the legal man but the Assassin
grabs him by the hair and drags him into the ring! The Assassin throws Tyler
into the ropes and connects with a huge clothesline!
Nikki: This is total domination by the Crypt! The Assassin follows it up
with a knee drop to Tyler's head!
GP: The Assassin tags in Capital Punishment. What great teamwork being shown
here! Capital Punishment throws Tyler Johnson to the outside and follows him
out! Capital Punishment lifts Tyler up. SHOULDER BREAKER!
JT: The Assassin now charges across the ring and nails an unsuspecting Ruff
Ryda in the head with a forearm that sends him down to the outside. The
Assassin climbs the top turnbuckle. CROSS BODY BLOCK TO THE OUTSIDE! What
amazing agility for a 325 pounder!
Nikki: What domination! On one side of the ring we have Capital Punishment
laying the smack down on Tyler Johnson. And on the other side we have the
Assassin beating the crap out of Ruff Ryda!
GP: Hold on folks! It seems we have a mystery guest.
(The camera switches to a shot of the ramp where a very large man dressed in
a black cloak stands with his arms folded!)
JT: Who the hell is that? That's one big dude! He must be over 7 feet tall!
Nikki: None of the four men seem to notice him either!
(camera cuts to GP with a hand over his ear trying to listen to his
GP: Folks I am being told that this man has just broke in to the arena. He
is not scheduled to be here tonight! My sources are telling me that this man
is the Black Assassin's former tag team partner from his days in the XWF! If
my sources are correct and they usually are, this mystery man goes by the
name of Death! I am also being told that Death actually had a very short run
here in the IWO but was kicked out for extreme violence!
JT: What the hell is he doing here tonight? The Assassin has a new partner
GP: I think we are about to find out! Here he comes! Death has begun to walk
down the ramp towards the ring! Two IWO security guards attempt to cut him
off! DOUBLE CHOKESLAM! OH MY GOD! WHAT POWER! Death has just destroyed two
JT: Here comes the head of IWO security! Death simply back hands him into
the crowd! This is crazy folks! This monster is coming to ringside
destroying anyone who gets in his way!
Nikki: Hold on! Spider has finally noticed Death! He runs over and confronts
GP: OH NO! Death grabs Spider. DOUBLE ARM DDT! Spider might be dead!
JT: Is there no stopping this man?
Nikki: Capital Punishment is battling Tyler Johnson on the far side of the
ring as the Assassin is on top of Ruff Ryda, choking him!
JT: Is Death here to help out the Assassin?
GP: Who knows, but I think we are about to find out! Death is now behind the
Assassin. The Assassin does not know he's there!
JT: Death grabs the Assassin by the back of the head and lifts him off the
ground! What a behemoth! INVERTED CHOKE SLAM ON THE STEEL STEPS! The
Assassin is out cold! He hit those steel steps head first with incredible
speed! His face is cut to hell!
GP: Death now grabs Ruff Ryda and presses him up! He tosses Ruff Ryda over
the top rope back into the ring from the outside! This has to be the most
powerful man I have ever seen! He now grabs the Assassin and slings him over
his shoulder! He walks over and puts Spider on the other shoulder.
Nikki: It looks like this Death guy is kidnapping the Black Assassin and
Spider! I was under the impression they were in league with each other, but
things have never been this chaotic for the Assassin!
JT: Ruff Ryda is still lying in the middle of the ring. Capital Punishment
has Tyler Johnson up. BACKBREAKER!
GP: Cappy rolls Tyler back into the ring. Cappy climbs in and notices Ruff
Ryda in the middle of the ring but no Assassin!
Nikki: Capital Punishment looks confused. Just a minute ago the Assassin was
beating the hell out of Ruff Ryda and now Ruff Ryda is lying unconscious in
the center of the ring but there is no trace of the Assassin!
JT: Capital begins to look for the Assassin on the outside. He checks under
the ring. Wait, a fan is informing Capital Punishment of what happened! The
fan is pointing towards the ramp!
GP: Well Capital better focus on this match. Both Tyler Johnson and Ruff
Ryda are up!
Nikki: Cappy climbs back into the ring. He is met by a double team from the
PrimeTime Soldiers. Johnson and Ryda throw Cappy into the ropes. Here comes
a double arm lariat but Capital Punishment ducks it. He comes off the ropes
again and nails both of them with a clothesline! What a move by the veteran!
JT: Capital Punishment kicks Tyler Johnson out of the ring and lifts Ruff
Ryda to his feet! He sets him up! DEATH PENALTY! DEATH PENALTY! Cappy rolls
him up and locks the leg! 1....2....3! NO! NO! Tyler Johnson put Ruff Ryda's
foot on the bottom rope avoiding the pin!
GP: Capital Punishment gets out of the ring and locks up with Tyler Johnson.
Tyler with an eye gouge that blinds Cappy! Now both members of the PrimeTime
Soldiers are beating on Cappy! They roll him back into the ring.
Nikki: Ruff Ryda has Cappy in a piledriver position! Tyler Johnson climbs to
the top turnbuckle! SPIKE PILEDRIVER! This could be it! Ruff Ryda rolls up
Cappy! 1.....2....NO! CAPITAL PUNISHMENT KICKS OUT!
GP: Both men begin to kick Cappy in the gut! Capital Punishment is putting
up a hell of a fight but it is now two on one after the mysterious
kidnapping of the Black Assassin and Spider!
JT: Tyler Johnson sets Cappy up on the top turnbuckle. SUPER-PLEX!
Beautifully executed! Hold on! Here comes Ruff Ryda off the far turnbuckle!
FROGSPLASH! But hold on! Here comes Tyler Johnson from the top again! FLYING
ELBOW! Tyler Johnson makes the cover! 1....2....3! THE PRIMETIME SOLDIERS
GP: You have to give Capital Punishment credit there! He gave it his all but
was outnumbered! The Primetime Soldiers grab the belts and head towards the
back! Cappy is still lying in the ring!
Nikki: You have to wonder what would have happened if Death never showed up.
The Crypt was dominating this match. And you also have to wonder what in the
world possessed Death to kidnap his good friends! And where in the world is
the Black Assassin?
GP: Folks we have to cut to commercial but if we get info on the Black
Assassin we will be sure to let you know all we can. Stay tuned for more IWO
GP- Our next match features two of the new members of the IWO.
JT- AW man, you mean I have to sit through a match with two no names??
Nikki- You don't have to sit, I could knock you down to the floor if you
JT- I'll stick with sitting thank you very much!!!
GP- Lets go to the ring,
Announcer- Ladies and gentlemen, our next contest is a debut match in the
Announcer- Coming down to the ring, a newcomer to the IWO, here is
(Lone Wolf comes out and down to the ring)
Announcer- And his opponent, making his way to the ring, he is
(Sabbath comes running out and to the ring)
Nikki- I can't wait for this one to get started!!
JT- I can!!
GP- Shut up!
GP- I have heard good things about these two men
JT- I heard some pretty bad stuff about Nikki
GP- The bell sounds and the two men lock up,
Nikki- Both men are looking really good
JT- At least SOME ONE is!!
GP- JT, do you ever think that if you would be quiet, you wouldn't
get hit so much??
JT- Me??? Think???
GP- I rest my case
GP- Sabbath and Wolf lock up, Wolf whips Sabbath to the ropes and nails a
shoulder block, sending Sabbath down.
Nikki- I think Sabbath is going to win this one
JT- Shows what you know, come on Lone Wolf!!!!
Nikki- You wanna bet??
JT- You're on!!!
Nikki- We didn't say how much yet!!
JT- Fine ten bucks
GP- The two lock up again and Sabbath nails a drop kick.
GP- NO, Lone Wolf quickly kicks out
JT- See that, no effect at all
Nikki- Shut up
GP- Sabbath grabs Wolf and goes for a powerbomb, but Lone Wolf reverses into
Nikki- Don't do that to me Sabbath!!
GP- Lone Wolf grabs Sabbath and nails a bodyslam
JT- GO Lone Wolf
GP- Wolf is going up top, Sabbath is up, Wolf goes for a flying cross body,
but Sabbath catches him and nails a fall away slam!!
JT- Shut up bitch!!
GP- HA HA You forgot who you were talking to!!!
JT- Shut up
GP- Sabbath grabs Lone Wolf and nails a shoulderbreaker!!
JT- GET UP LONE WOLF!!!
JT- COME ON!!
Nikki- You are a lucky man!!!
JT- I know, your husband is the unlucky one!!!!
GP- Sabbath grabs Lone Wolf and whips him to the outside
JT- The fun begins!!
GP- Sabbath whips Lone Wolf to the guard rail but Wolf reverses and Sabbath
goes crashing into the rail.
JT- OOOOO YEEEEAAHHHH
GP- Lone Wolf grabs Sabbath and stands him up against the post, OH MY GOD!!!
Lone Wolf tried to punch Sabbath but Sabbath moved and Lone Wolf smashed the
GP- Sabbath grabs Lone Wolf and rolls him back in, he grabs his hand and
starts to squeeze it and Lone Wolf begins to scream in pain!!
JT- Come on ref, get in there!!
Nikki- That is the first time youi have tried to stop violence!!
JT- It will be the only time so remember it!
GP- Sabbath lets go but then stomps on the injured hand.
Nikki- Thats my man!!!
JT- What?? You're a man, I knew that!!
GP- Sabbath grabs Lone Wolf, he goes for a powerbomb but Lone Wolf reverses
into a facebuster!!
Nikki- Come on!!!
GP- Sabbath kicked out at the last second!!!
Nikki- WOOOOOO that was close!!
JT- He can't last much longer
GP- Both men are up, Wolf sends Sabbath to the ropes, but goes for a
clothesline, but Sabbath ducks, WHAT THE HELL????? Sabbath went for a
superkick and Lone Wolf pulled the ref in front of the kick!! The ref is
JT- YES, come Wolf, take advantage!!
Nikki- Come on Sabbath!!
GP- Lone Wolf grabs Sabbath, Tiger Driver '91!!! OH MY GOD!!! Lone Wolf
nailed the TG 91 the most lethal move in all of wrestling!!! Sabbath is out
JT- Nikki, why don't you just give me the money now??
Nikki- Hey JT, how will Lone Wolf cover if he already knocked out the ref??
JT-................... DAMNIT!!! Come on ref, get up!!
GP- Lone Wolf is attempting to wake up the ref, WAIT, Sabbath is moving,
Sabbath is up, Sabbath from behind, school boy rollup!!!!!
Nikki- 1, 2, 3, come on ref it should be over!!
JT- Good ref stay down!!
GP- Sabbath grabs Lone Wolf, piledriver!!! Wolf is down and Sabbath is going
to the top!! OH MY GOD!!!!! Corkscrew legdrop!!! Sabbath is up and he is
signaling for something
Nikki-What is he doing??
GP- He grabs Lone Wolf, OH MY GOD!!!! Inverted Juvi Driver!!!! WHAT A
MOVE!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!! He covers but the ref is slowly crawling over....
Nikki- DAMNIT REF, move it!!!
GP- The ref crawls over,
GP- NO NO NO, Lone Wolf kicked out at the last possible second!!!!
Nikki- No way!! That was a three count!! Come on!!
JT- Nice try!!
GP- Sabbath is livid!!!! He is screaming at the ref, Lone Wolf is up, he
grabs Sabbath and goes for a Juvi Driver but Sabbath rolls through!!!!
GP- ITS OVER!!!! SABBATH COUNTERED THE JUVI DRIVER WITH A ROLLUP!!!
Nikki- YES!!!!!!!!! PAY UP JT!!!
JT- No way, we never shook on it!!!
Nikki- Shake on this!!!
(JT falls to the floor and Nikki grabs ten bucks out of his pocket)
Announcer- Your winner via pinfall, SAAAAAAABBBBBBBAAATTTTHHHHH!!!!
GP- What a match!!
Nikki- A very profitable one!!
JT- Shut up!
GP: Hello once again ladies, and gentlemen! Welcome back to Hostile Takeover! It's been a wild night so far, and next, it can only get wilder. Fugite, and Killa, going one on one...the Title is not, on the line.
JT: Well this is going to be non extreme match-up, I wonder how these two will adapt to this....fighting enviorment.
Nikki: Very well said JT, im impressed...
JT: Are you really?
Nikki: No..sorry. Hehehe....
[Music plays as Killa walks to the ring]
Announcer: Coming to the ring at thisssss time....he IS.....KILLLLLAAAA!!!
GP: Wait a' minute! Here comes Fugite! Fugite runs into the ring, and is whaling away on Killa! Lefts, and rights! Lefts, and rights! Whips Killa into the ropes, huge elbow to the jaw! Killa falls to the mat hard! Fugite hits the ropes, bounces back, CROSS body block! Fugite Fugite rolls off, onto the outside.
JT: I'm telling you, Fugite is ready for this match-up. He grabs Killa, and slides him out of the ring. Nails him with a huge shot to the face! Another shot to the face! One more shot! Grabs him by the back of the head, face first into the steel steps! My god!
Nikki: Fugite the reigning Extreme Champion wants to put away Killa! Fugite having no pitty what so ever! Fugite grabs Killa, and sends him into the guard rail! Killa hits hard, and falls to his knees. Fugite with a huge kick to the ribs! Killa flips over to his back. Fugite hops onto the apron, and calls to the fans. Jumping..leg drop! Onto the throat of Killa!
GP: I tell you Fugite is not wasting no time on Killa.
JT: Now Fugite throws Killa over the guard rail, and grabs a chair. He throws it over the ropes into the ring. Then climbs over the guard rail into the crowd. Brawling it out with Killa. Nailing Killa to the damn ground! Fugite grabs hold of Killa by the hair, LOW BLOW by Killa! Killa with another Low blow! Fugite jumping up and down trying to get rid of the pain.
Nikki: Killa with a desperation clothesline! Now both Fugite, and Killa are out on the concrete floor now.
GP: Well Killa loosing most of his energey needed to hit that clothesline to catch some breath, but at the same time Fugite recooperating.
JT: Well Fugite up to his feet now, and stumbles over to a fan, the fan gets up, and Fugite picks up the chair high above his head. Killa on his knees, looks up, damnit, CHAIR SHOT! [Smack!] To the skull of Killa! Killa tumbles to the ground like a ton of bricks! Fugite Fugite picks him up, and sends him head first into the guard railing!
Nikki: My god! Killa's neck just snapped i think! He is laid out cold. Fugite picks him up, without any mercey, throws him over the guard railing, as he hops over it. He picks of Killa by the hair, and tosses him into the ring. Now Fugite going to the top, attempts a double ax handle! SHOT TO THE GUT BY KILLA! Fugite flips over! Killa picks up the chair! Fugite charges, and killa ducks the clothesline ramming the chair into Fugite's gut! Lifts it above his head, [Smack!] To the back of Fugite! Fugite falls belly down!
GP: Now Fugite gets up weekley, and falls into the ropes. Comes back slowly...CHAIR SHOT! Falls into the ropes, comes back...CHAIR SHOT! ANOTHER! NAILS Fugite OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!
JT: Fugite in some trouble now!
GP: Yes indeed! But Fugite will not quit. He's reaching under the ring, and has some form of an object. Killa reaching over the ropes grabbing Fugite by the hair. Fugite rises up, and NAILS KILLA IN THE HEAD WITH AN OBJECT! MY GOODNESS! AN OBJECT OF WHAT SEEMS TO BE A BRICK! KILLA WENT FLYING BACK, AND IS OUT COLD! THE REF OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T SEE IT!
Nikki: HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT?!
GP: Whatta' damn shot! Killa is not moving, the ref did not see what has just transpired. Fugite now getting into the ring, and scoops up Killa. Big boot to the gut, and lifts him up above his head! Looks like a.....powerbomb, AND YES IT IS RIGHT ON THE STEEL CHAIR! MY GOD! KILLA IS OUT! Fugite now slowly covers Killa, no hook of the leg never the less a pin attempt..1.....2...No! Quick kick out at the last second by Killa!
Nikki: Fugite suprised.
JT: How thee hell did he kick out?!
GP: Beats me! But Fugite picks up Killa one more time, and sends him into the ropes, BIG BOOT! Killa rolls over, and over until he falls out of the ring right down in front of us. Fugite slides out fastly, and picks him up, hard shot!
JT: [Standing up]
GP: What the hell are you doing?!
JT: Get em' Fugite! Hit em hard!
Nikki: Hard shot from Fugite sends Killa onto our announce table.
GP: Oh god, JT, if Fugite puts Killa through this table, it's you'r ass!
Nikki: Well Fugite now grabs the ring bell, and Killa with his back to us, staring at Fugite, wanting him to hit him!
Killa: Hit me bitch!
Fugite: Ask, and you shall recieve.
GP: DAMNIT WHATTA SHOT!
Nikki: Killa flies over our table! Watch out!
[There is a brief silence]
GP: Well Killa is knocked out right in front of us. Fugite has busted open Killa badly. Fugite now picks him up, and sends him onto our table. JT....he better not.
JT: Please! DON'T DO IT Fugite! PLEASE!
Nikki: Haha, too late! PILEDRIVER....THROUGH THE TABLE MY GOD!
[Gp jumps on JT, and starts brawling with him]
Nikki: GP HAS SNAPPED MY FRIENDS! OH GOD! OH GOD! Hahahaha...this is so funny! Well Fugite picks up killa, and sends him into the ring. Now going after him. Fugite has this match in the bag. WAIT! KILLA WITH A BOOT, DOUBLE ARMED DDT! MY GOD! Fugite GETS UP! KILLA HAS SOMETHING IN HIS HAND, FROM HIS TIGHTS, NAILS Fugite! THROWS IT OUTTA' THE RING! COVER! 1......2....
JT: 3!!!!! IT'S OVER! KILLA WINS! I BEAT GP! HAHAHAHA!
GP: Come here bitch!
Nikki: Oh my god this is nuts! GP is killing JT! KILLA HAS DEFEATED Fugite! WE'LL BE BACK!
GP: Here we go, for a HUGE match tonight.
Nikki: These two teams really hate each other, and I know they want to destroy the other team.
JT: And it's all for the tag gold. You know, I wonder why they hate each other so much?
GP: Well, they are very similar. Both teams are from California and have an arrogance to them. The Bruisers have just seemed to have proven themselves already, and you KNOW, the Prep Kids want to move up to that next level.
JT: Hell, if they win the tag titles tonight, they will BE the next level.
Nikki: Let's go to the ring!
("Anthem for the Year 2000" by Silverchair plays as Jordan Howit and Randal McCloud, the Prep Kids, walk to the ring with a chorus of boos. A "BHB" chant starts up as the Prep Kids get into the ring. Someone tosses them a mic.)
Howit: I hate to break it to all of you, but there isn't going to be any match!
(The crowd boos.)
McCloud: You see, the Bruisers are nothing but cowards, and didn't even come.
Howit: I hope Caren's here though, because I know she'll want some more of Jordan Howit!
(Boos and "BHB" chants get louder.)
McCloud: So, we're just going to ask Jamie to come out here and give us the.....
("Pretty Fly For a White Guy" by Offspring starts as the fans give huge pop. Mike and Brian, the Beverly Hills Bruisers, run to the ring followed by Caren. The Bruisers slide into the ring.)
GP: Here we go!
Nikki: The Bruisers are delivering rights and lefts to the Prep Kids. I think they may pay for what they just said.
JT: I wouldn't worry. I saw Caren talking to Jordan Howit before the show started, and she said, "Thanks for last night."
Nikki: She did not!
JT: You would know! You were probably there!
GP: Why does he even try?
Nikki: In the ring now, the Bruisers have thrown the Prep Kids out of the ring, and they stand in the ring alone.
JT: The Prep Kids are just regrouping! This is all part of their plan.
GP: The ref is saying one man for each team, so Michael is out and Brian is in. McCloud jumps in the ring.
JT: Both men tie up. McCloud puts Brian in a side head lock. Brian lifts him up and slam!
Nikki: Brian tags in Mike and he goes to work on McCloud. He lifts him up and gives him a side walk slam. The cover!
JT: Close one there. I thought we were going to have new tag champs.
Nikki: Don't hold your breathe.
GP: Mike bounces into the ropes. Howit lifts his feat up and nails Mike in the back! He's down!
Nikki: That's not fair!
JT: That's called good team work. The kind of team work a championship tag team needs.
GP: McCloud tags in Howit and Howit goes straight after Mike. Howit lifts him up. Close line!
JT: Mike is down and Howit goes to the top. Moonsault onto Mike! This could be all!
1....2.....3NO! NO! NO!
GP: Barely kicked! It doesn't get much closer than that!
Nikki: Howit goes to the top again! 9021elb0! (Top rope elbow) Howit makes the cover!
1...2...Brian with the save!
JT: Unfair! They should be disqualified!
Nikki: The Prep Kids wouldn't get the titles then.
GP: McCloud is in and close lines Brian over the top. It's Mike in the ring against both Prep Kids! This could be bad!
JT: Wait! Howit calls Caren into the ring! She gets in and starts yelling at him.
GP: Howit tells her something. She slaps him!
Nikki: You go girl!
JT: This may not be good. The Prep Kids have her surrounded. Howit is leaning foward with his mouth open. McCloud is holding her! She can't get away! Get you some Jordan!
GP: BRIAN! BRIAN JUMPS INTO THE RING AND NAILS McCLOUD! MIKE THROWS HIM OUT! CAREN SLIDES OUT!
JT: This can't be good!
Nikki: Brian punches Jordan in the face! You don't mess with someone's wife!
GP: Brian lifts Howit up! Beverly Hills Breaker! (Jackhammer)
JT: This is bad!
Nikki: Mike to the top! Black Tuesday! (Shooting Star Press)
GP: Brian lifts him up in a suplex and holds them there! Mike goes to the top!
JT: STOP THIS!
Nikki: Mike jumps! Sun Set in Beverly Hills! (Suplex/Sun Set Flip)
GP: Brian with the cover!
GP: BRUISERS WIN! BRUISERS WIN!
GP: The Bruisers are STILL the Tag Champs of the World!
Nikki: Wait! Brian lifts Howit up! Caren gets in the ring. LOW BLOW TO HOWIT!
GP: What a match!
(The scene opens to Raging One rummaging around in a locker room. He puts some stuff in a bag and walks out and closes the door. The door reads "Phelen Kell")
GP: And welcome back to Monday Night Meltdown, but what was The Raging One doing? He has a match.... like... now!
JT: A Ice Skating Match!
Nikki: This will be intresting.
GP: Well, let's go live via sattalite to the ice rink!
(Open to an ice rink. Chrome Thunder is there skating around. The door opens and TRO runs/skates out)
GP: And here we go, Chrome Thunder charging at TRO and TRO charging at Chrome Thunder, and they both miss each other by a mile. Chrome Thunder can't put on the brakes and goes flying into the wall. TRO picks him up body slam, but TRO fell too!
JT: The ice is just too much for them.
Nikki: I just noticed something..... what is on TRO's face?
JT: Face paint?
GP: Like Phelen Kell's! That's what he stole from Kell! TRO gets up as Chrome Thunder does. Chrome Thunder starts punching away at TRO. TRO is staggering. Chrome Thunder with a big push sends TRO straight down on his but.
Nikki: That's the disadvantage of fighting on skates!
JT: Chrome Thunder skates toward TRO and slides into him with his skate blades up and hits him square on the shins! THAT HAS GOT TO HURT! TRO now on the floor clutching his leg. Chrome Thunder picks him up, STUNNER! TRO is out! Chrome Thunder with a cover, one.... two.... kickout by TRO!
Nikki: TRO's leg must be killing him. TRO gets up, blocks a Chrome Thunder punch, DVD! What a move, that ice is unforgiving too! Chrome Thunder's neck could be seriously injured there. TRO standing over Chrome Thunder, stomp right into the stomach of Chrome Thunder! Chrome Thunder's stomach could be opened!
JT: Well we got some blood! Look at TRO's leg.
Nikki: EW!!!! That's just nasty!
GP: TRO picks Chrome Thunder up, a punch is blocked by Chrome Thunder. Chrome Thunder takes TRO and slams him into the wall. He tries to throw him out of the rink for the win but TRO elbows his way out of it. TRO with a arm drag! He goes on the floor with Chrome Thunder, ARM BAR! He has an armbar on but he's digging in those sharp edges of the skates into Chrome Thunder's shoulder!
JT: He's going to rip Chrome Thunder's arm off!
Nikki: Chrome Thunder is screaming out in pain but he won't give up! TRO releases the hold. He picks Chrome Thunder up, and sends him into the wall. TRO charges at Chrome Thunder who's on the wall, turns around and smashes right into him!
JT: Chrome Thunder is hurt. TRO picks him up and starts whaling on him with right hands. Chrome Thunder ducks out of the way of one, low blow! Chrome Thunder with a DDT! The ice is covered with blood every here and there!
GP: Chrome Thunder and TRO both putting on great fights. TRO is down. Chrome Thunder with the cover, one.... two.... kickout! TRO is slowly getting up, Chrome Thunder picks him up and delivers a russian leg sweep! Chrome Thunder with another cover, one.... two.... thr, no kickout!
JT: Blah Bla Bla, that's all you do!
Nikki: Well you act like you're 21!
GP: Did that have hidden meaning?
JT: Yes, yes it did.
Nikki: TRO getting back up, sidesteps a Chrome Thunder charge, Superkick???!!!??? OH MY GOD, TRO JUST SUPERKICKED Chrome Thunder RIGHT IN THE CHIN WITH THOSE SKATES AND MAY HAVE PULLED HIS GROIN IN THE PROCESS!!
GP: TRO could be out of it.... no! He pulls himself back up. He covers Chrome Thunder, one... two... no! Chrome Thunder kicked out! TRO can't believe it. He picks Chrome Thunder up, powerslam! Another cover, one... two... kickout!
JT: BOth men are bleeding in various places from skate hits, this is great!
Nikki: That's just sick!
GP: Chrome Thunder gets up, and is speared by TRO! A SPEAR ON THE ICE! TRO is on top of Chrome Thunder pounding away. Wait Chrome Thunder reverses into a leg bar! TRO trying not to give in, but he taps! He taps! TRO Taps, what a win by Chrome Thunder!
GP: WELCOME BACK FOLKS! YOU MADE IT JUST IN TIME FOR THE
Nikki: And yet again Phelen Kell will be defending his
JT: Of course! Could it go any other way? He has to defend
his title now... the little non-defender man! How could he
go so long without defending it?
Nikki: WHO KNOWS! All I know is that hunk of a man Joey is
going to win it on Monday!
JT: Gag me...
GP: That’s right, Kell has to once again defend his title
in the squared circle. This time he is going up against Jax
Stone, who has had one previous title shot, I believe. He
won it after becoming the “king of the battle royale” on a
Hostile Takeover long ago. He may be able to take it all
tonight, and prove himself as a bonafide superstar.
JT: He’s already a star.
Nikki: I’ve always wondered why he gets shot at every title
in the IWO... US title... Extreme Title... World Title...
is he special or something?
GP: Who knows...
Nikki: Whatever the reason, he is getting this shot
tonight. Take it away announcer girl!
[Someone hands the announcer a microphone. A sweet...
wait... could it be? IT’S THE RETURN OF THE IWO MICROPHONE!
The greatest microphone in the world has returned, and is
showing off a hot little red number tonight. Mr. Announcer
is nearly weeping with joy as he takes the mic into his
hands... THIS IS SPECTACULAR FOLKS! Oh sweet microphone,
where have you been? On vacation? WE ARE SO GLAD YOU ARE
BACK! ENTERTAIN US WITH YOUR MICROPHONE ABILITIES!]
Announcer: Now introducing... the challenger.... JAX
[“Living Dead Girl” by Rob Zombie plays as Jax Stone makes
his way to the ring.]
Announcer: AND NOW INTRODUCING!!! YOUR IWO WORLD
CHAMPION... PHELEN KELL!!!
[The crowd erupts as “Sober” by Tool begins to play. Phelen
Kell makes his way to the ring with his entourage.]
GP: AND THIS MATCH IS UNDERWAY!
Nikki: I’M SO EXCITED! AND I JUST CAN’T HIDE IT!
GP: Phelen and Jax lock up in the middle of the ring.
Phelen is trying to overpower the Stone... he almost has
him. But wait... Jax flips Kell over him. Jax flips over,
and turns it into a Crippler Crossface, and I call that a
nice little reversal.
JT: You call that a nice reversal? I call this a nice
JT: See.. it’s a reversal of WAR....
Nikki: Your stupid JT...
JT: Thank you...
GP: Now Jax releases the hold, and both men are back to
their feet. Jax has Phelen by the hair... and he sets up
for a double-underhook suplex. HE NAILS IT!
JT: Wow... Sue kinda grimaced at the impact on that one.
GP: Jax picks up Phelen again... KELL WITH A LOW BLOW!
Nikki: Always a good counter...
GP: Kell now with a running bulldog! He buried Stone’s face
into the mat. Kell is capitalizing... and he locks in a
camel clutch. He has the move... AH! Stone bucks Phelen
off, and manages to catch him in midair. SKY HIGH! WHAT
JT: I think I saw Sue grimace a little again.
GP: And Jax is going for the pin... 1....2... AND KELL
KICKS OUT! WHAT A FORCEFUL KICKOUT!
JT: Oh... he kicked out forcefully! He’s so good!
Nikki: Shut up JT, your such a jerk.
JT: What’s your problem tonight Nikki? Your acting real
Nikki: Hey, I don’t need any of your lip!
GP: Phelen and Jax are both back up, and Phelen is nailing
Jax with a bunch of rights. Kell now with a whip, and Stone
is sent packing for the ropes. On the rebound... PHELEN
WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL SALTA! WHAT A MOVE BY KELL, AND THAT
ONE HAD TO PUT THE HURT DOWN ON JAX STONE!
JT: He doesn’t look so hot in there.
Nikki: Well neither do you.
JT: HEY! Would you please stop that?
JT: Just doing what you just did!
Nikki: What did I do?
JT: Nothing, nothing.
Nikki: HEY! IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM, BRING IT TO ME!!!
JT: No problem... no problem. Except your acting weird.
Nikki: I’M NOT ACTING WEIRD! YOUR ACTING WEIRD!
JT: I’M ACTING WEIRD?!? YOUR ACTING MUCH, MUCH, MUCH
WEIRDER THAN I!
GP: Meanwhile... Phelen has Jax back up, and is delivering
a couple of chops. Phelen bounces back into the ropes....
on his return jumps up on the neck of the dazed Jax...
HURRICANRANNA! WAIT! PHELEN DRILLS STONE’S HEAD INTO THE
GROUND... HE IS GOING FOR THE PIN!
1....2.... AND A KICKOUT FROM STONE!
JT: This match would actually be cool if Nikki weren’t
acting so weird.
Nikki: I am not acting weird.
JT: Yes you are...
Nikki: NO I’M NOT! I AM NOT ACTING WEIRD! YOU ARE ACTING
WEIRD! GREG IS ACTING WEIRD! THE WRESTLERS IN THE RING ARE
ACTING WEIRD! THIS WHOLE WORLD IS ACTING WEIRD!!!
JT: Is she lashing out or something?
JT: OWWWWWWW!!! Wow, that really smarts. That was one of
your best ever Nikki.
JT: OWWWWWWW!!! AGAIN!!!
GP: Phelen has Jax by his legs... OH NO! MALICIOUS
INTENT!!! MALICIOUS INTENT! PHELEN IS GOING TO FINISH THIS
JT: This is it... it’s all over.
GP: Wait... Jax won’t let Phelen turn him. He’s using all
his strength to stop from being put into the move. Phelen
is becoming very discouraged.
Nikki: This is an amazing show of strength from Jax Stone!
JT: WHAT POWER!!!
GP: Phelen is... giving up? Wait... he’s picking Jax back
up.... OH NO! RUNNING POWERBOMB! SHADES ORIGINAL HOSTILE
YOUTH!!! NOW HE’S LOCKING ON THE MALICIOUS INTENT! HE HAS
IT! THE MALICIOUS INTENT IS LOCKED ON! THIS IS ALL OVER
FOLKS! STONE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!
Nikki: This is amazing... he’s still not giving up!
GP: How much longer can he endure this pain? He’s moving
towards the ropes... Phelen is trying to keep the move
locked on. Jax gains another couple feet.... he is almost
to the ropes. HE MADE IT! STONE BROKE THE MALICIOUS INTENT!
GP: Stone is obviously hurt... but he is up anyways. Stone
kicks Kell in the gut. OH NO! He is going to attempt
Elimination! NO! PHELEN REVERSES! He grabs him by the legs,
and hoists him up. SPINNING SIT-DOWN POWERBOMB BY KELL! AND
HE LOCKS ON THE MALICIOUS INTENT ONCE AGAIN! AND STONE IS
TAPPING IMMEDIATELY... HIS BACK HAS TO BE IN A IMMENSE
AMOUNT OF PAIN! What a match we had here folks... but this
only one title defense for the man. He still has three more
opponents on Monday Night.
JT: I’m glad I’m not Phelen Kell!
[Harlequin runs by with a rubber chicken.]
JT: I’M GLAD I’M NOT PHELEN KELL!
GP: But there are dozens of others who would like to.
JT: But look at the price you have to pay!
GP: A small price to be.... the world champion.
JT: Hmmm... oh well. I’m hungry... let’s get out of here. I
wanna hot pocket. Can I get a friccin’ hot pocket around
(The scene fades out with a cameraman handing JT a hot pocket.)
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- Kentucky Tarzan