FWOChris: Hello everyone, and welcome to the giant event of June, Numbered Days!
Matt Panzer: Ladies and gentlemen, we here at the fWo are proud to present to you, Numbered Days! Once again I
Matt Panzer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a Casket Match, where the winner is the wrestler that is able to stuff their opponent into a casket and seal it shut. Introducing first, from Middlesex, New Jersey, weighing 103 pounds, Melissa Smalls!
FWOMatt: Introducing now, from the Bronx, weighing in at 240 pounds, he is the Dark Angel!
FWOChris: The Dark Angel coming out in that straightjacket
FWOMatt: This match is for the fWo Cruiserweight Championship! Introducing first the challenger, from Virginia Beach, weighing in at 100 pounds, Briana!
FWOScott: Briana will have her work cut out for her, she gives up a very large amount of weight in this match.
FWOJames: She doesn
FWOChris: The Black Quicksilver, who has been a thorn in the side of the former Cruiserweight champion, Ultra Violet. Arguably, Ultra Violet would still be the champion today if not for the Black Quicksilver.
FWOMatt: And introducing next, from Fort Bragg, weighing 239 pounds, Ultra Violet!
FWOChris: Well, where is he? Don
FWOMatt: The following match is for the fWo Hardcore championship! Introducing first, from parts unknown
FWOMatt: This match is for the fWo Internet Title! Introducing first the challenger. She is the Goddess of Hardcore, VL Tha Murdera!
FWOMatt: The following match is for the fWo Tag Team Championship! Introducing first the challengers, from Long Island, NY
FWOMatt: Introducing at this time, again, from Virginia Beach, weighing 150 pounds, the Black Quicksilver!
FWOChris: Well, supposedly Ultra Violet is in the building now, so this match can finally happen. But I won
FWOMatt: Ladies and gentlemen
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