The cameras are rolling but the screen is black. The lights switch on and the picture if filled with the face and mask of La Flama Blanca. "Ask A Luchador" appears over his head.
La Flama Blanca: Hola mis amigos! Welcome to another episode of “Ask A Luchador” hosted by The Luchador himself, La Flama Blanca. It’s good to be here, it’s good to be back! Thank you for tuning in!
The Cruiserweight sits on his customary leather couch. He’s sipping on a Smith and Forge’s Hard Sider.
La Flama Blanca: Tonight’s show is sponsored by Smith and Forge’s Hard Cider. Honestly, one of the best ciders around.
Blanca takes a big swig and lets out a monstrous burp.
La Flama Blanca: So good… Pick some up and watch the UTA. Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook. On to the show. Questions, from you, the fans! First question, Voice Over Guy!
Voice Over: Scott from Colorado Springs, Colorado wants to know, "Would you ever sky dive or bungee jump?"
La Flama Blanca: I don’t just fly around the ring; I fly in other ways. I’ve went sky diving a few times. I haven’t bungee jumped but I’d be down for trying it out! Next question.
Voice Over: Doug from Juneau, Alaska wants to know, "Do you have a favorite number? Any particular reason why you like that number?”
Blanca scratches at his head, causing his mask to move around a little. Still thinking of an answer.
La Flama Blanca: The number Two. Just something about it. Two, always beats one.
Voice Over: Tara from Minneapolis, Minnesota wants to know, "Would you recommend being a Professional Wrestler for other people? Why / Why not?"
La Flama Blanca: You need hard skin to cut it in this business. People telling you, that you can’t do it. Telling you what’s not good about what you do. I didn’t even get to the fans… I’ve seen some greats crack under the pressure. It weighs on your body and mind.
Voice Over: Brad from Cape Cod, Massachusetts wants to know, ”What’s something most people don’t know about you?"
La Flama Blanca: I whistle really well. I thought about entering in whistling competitions but that’s weird. Huh… I wear a mask and beat up guys who claim to be vampires or athletes. That’s weird.
Voice Over: Junior from Miami, Florida wants to know, "What’s something you wish everyone knew about you?"
La Flama Blanca: That I won’t quit. I won’t give up until I get what is mine. UTA Gold. I’m going to show you all… You’ll see… Anyway, it’s time for the Did You Know Fact of the Day. Did you know that in Thailand, police officers who misbehave or break the law are forced to wear Hello Kitty armbands?
The Luchador laughs out loud. He smacks his right hand on his knee a few times.
La Flama Blanca: That’s funny. I’d run from that cop. Pink armband trying to look tough… Next question, Voice Over Guy!
Voice Over: Joe from Las Cruces, New Mexico wants to know, "What are some of the first things you do in the morning?"
Blanca turns his head to the side. Unsure why the question was asked in the first place.
La Flama Blanca: Okay… I usually urinate, check if the trolls blow up my Twitter, eat some eggs and then watch Scarface. Next question!
Voice Over: Emily from Ellsworth, Maine wants to know, "What’s your favorite part about today so far?"
La Flama Blanca: Not this, that’s for sure. Next!
Voice Over: Nick from Honolulu, Hawaii wants to know, ”What have you learned today?"
La Flama Blanca: You are all beat nut mouth breathers. I learned that you are a bunch of freaks who care about what people do in the bathroom and such. Time to wrap this up… I got a thing. See you all next time!
The Luchador gets up from his couch abruptly and leaves the cameras view. The screen fades to black.
""All your base are belong to Gust!""
- Raging Dead