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ASK A LUCHADOR IX

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The cameras are rolling but the screen is black. The lights switch on and the picture if filled with the face and mask of La Flama Blanca. "Ask A Luchador" appears over his head.

La Flama Blanca: Hola mis amigos! Welcome to another episode of “Ask A Luchador” hosted by The Luchador himself, La Flama Blanca. It’s good to be here, it’s good to be back! Thank you for tuning in!

The Cruiserweight sits on his customary leather couch. He shuts his television off and the cameras comes in closer on him. 

La Flama Blanca: Tonight’s show is sponsored by Smith and Forge’s Hard Cider. Honestly, one of the best ciders around. Pick some up and watch the UTA. Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook. On to the show. Questions, from you, the fans! First question, Voice Over Guy!

Voice Over: Bobby from Houston, Texas wants to know, "What is your favorite childhood memory?”

Blanca nods his head and puts a smile on under his mask.

La Flama Blanca: Good question… I used to love watching my dad wrestle when I was younger. The road trips, all the people chanting my father’s name. It was great. Next question.

Voice Over: Sally from Athens, Georgia wants to know, "If you were a waiter and a customer was being rude… Would you spit in their food?”

The Luchador doesn’t hesitate to answer this particular question. 

La Flama Blanca: Of course. I’d do even worse than that… Next!

Voice Over: James from Hollywood, Florida wants to know, "Have you ever been caught naked by anyone?"

La Flama Blanca: No… Next!

Voice Over: Becky from Dover, Delaware wants to know, "If you were to join the circus, what would you perform?"

La Flama Blanca: I would be a clown. I can juggle and act like a clown. Here… watch me juggle.

Blanca stands up grabs three juggling balls off the table. He then starts to juggle. Perfect spacing, moving very smoothly and keeping pace. Blanca goes a few times around and then catches the last ball.

La Flama Blanca: That’s right… Next question!

Voice Over: Dante from Trenton, New Jersey wants to know, ”What’s your motto in life?”

The Cruiserweight sits back down on his leather couch. Blanca turns and looks right into the camera. His eyes cut through the black on his mask.

La Flama Blanca: Win... It’s time for the Did You Know? Fact of the Day. Did you know that there are so many corpses floating in China’s Yellow River that many people become “body fishers” and make money collecting the remains and selling them back to their families… Word? Yellow River is filled with pee and dead bodies, okay… Next question, Mr Voice Over Man.

Voice Over: Travis from Boston, Mass wants to know , ”Who would you most like to be stuck in an elevator with?"

La Flama Blanca: Probably… Serena Williams. Yeah… Hopefully she’s wearing a cat-suit. That butt… God damn… No, I’m not going to say it. I’m not. Next question.

Voice Over: Ron from Manhattan, New York wants to know, ”Have you ever had any relatives in jail?"

La Flama Blanca: No… I hope that wasn’t a Mexican joke. Next question!

Voice Over: Mikael from Dallas, Texas wants to know, ”Who is the biggest jerk you’ve ever come across in your life and why?"

La Flama Blanca: Hmm… good question… I’m going to have to think about this. Oh yeah, James Wingate. He’s an ungrateful bell end who likes to play games with his athletes. Dynasty will still run the UTA after All Or Nothing, Wingate. Stop fighting… and embrace it. That’s all the time we have folks. Adios!

 

 


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